Chapter 1: Waking The Wolf Within
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WOLVES....
A Quirked Wolf is Demonized by Men.....
No matter how benevolent or wonderful a Quirked Wolf actually is, Men Fear Them......
Yet......
Tenya Iida knew THE TRUTH about Madness and Delusions in American Society ever since The Dawn of Quirks Era 200+ years ago....
Those "Percy Jackson Books"....
That REALLY HAPPENED in this world of Quirks.......
Something is happening....
Something is rising.......
Tenya Iida had to BUFF UP HIS QUIRK'S STRENGTH.....
Even if it meant BREAKING DESTINY...
This is Tenya's Authentic, Unfiltered, Uncensored, and Raw Story.......
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Tenya Iida was in his bedroom in The Iida Manor on the outskirts of Mufusfufu City......
AUTISM......
IF YOU HAVE AUTISM, YOU CAN GET THESE THINGS CALLED "NODES"......
8 SOUL NODES, 8 FLESH NODES, 8 HERO NODES, AND 8 VILLAIN NODES.......
32 NODES IN TOTAL....
THE ONLY WAYS TO "BUFF UP NODES" IS BY "WATCHING/READING/PLAYING WITH A HUMAN ARTISTIC MEDIUM".......
IF YOU "INTERPRET A CHARACTER/SYMBOL/ARCHETYPE" AS "SOMETHING OF AUTHENTIC PERSONALITY BEYOND YOUR MASK" THEN YOU GET "SOUL NODE AWAKENINGS".......
IF YOU "INTERPRET A CHARACTER/SYMBOL/ARCHETYPE" AS "SOMETHING OF YOUR CARNALITY AND IMPULSES BEYOND YOUR QUIRK'S INSTINCTIVE SHIT" THEN YOU GET "FLESH NODE AWAKENINGS"......
IF YOU "INTERPRET A CHARACTER/SYMBOL/ARCHETYPE" AS "SOMETHING OF TRUEST HEROICS" THEN YOU GET "HERO NODE AWAKENINGS".......
IF YOU "INTERPRET A CHARACTER/SYMBOL/ARCHETYPE" AS "SOMETHING OF TRUEST VILLAINY" THEN YOU GET "VILLAIN NODE AWAKENINGS"......
NOBODY IN TENYA'S FAMILY WANTED TENYA TO EVER "KNOW" HE WAS FUCKING AUTISTIC.....
Tenya focused on his computer and started to watch this Dawn of Quirks Era Anime called BEASTSTARS........
-------------7 Hours Later--------------------
7AM........
ON AUGUST 10TH.......
Tenya Iida felt his body was EXTREMELY EXHAUSTED after he gained 8 SOUL NODE AWAKENINGS in his Innate Quirk over the past several hours that gave him BRAND NEW POWERS AND ABILITIES that was DIRECTLY CONNECTED AND INSPIRED BY BEASTSTARS....
Tenya's red eyes burned but he took off his glasses and to his stunned amazement, his vision was CLEAR WITHOUT GLASSES.....
Tenya closed his eyes and GAINED AWARENESS OF ALL HIS NEW POWERS.......
Tenya exhaled in a very ferocious manner while saying in a very raspy and hoarse voice towards his own reflection in the mirror nearby......
"HELLO, NICE TO MEET YA EH LEGOSHI, THE BIGBY WOLF"......
Tenya felt his own internal Quirk Factor Organ within his stomach rumble and pulse with excitement in response to his own words and his Quirk ACTUALLY RESPONDED to it's new name by vibrating in joy.......
LEGOSHI, THE QUIRK.....
Tenya poked the lenses out of his glasses to maintain the illusion of needing them still and put them on his face........
Tenya Iida AKA Legoshi then got ready for school...
Chapter 2: Sports Festival: The Destiny Destroying Terror
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9AM.......
ON AUGUST 10TH.......
Tenya Iida AKA Legoshi was in this battlefield arena with this girl named Mei Hatsume that came from some Support Heroics Class after a mostly non eventful race and calvary battle thingy in The Sports Festival thus far........
Mei Hatsume asked if Tenya could use her Support Gear Devices.......
Tenya spoke with a stern tone......
"NO, I WILL NOT"......
*MINOR YARN STRING SNAPPING NOISES IN THE GLOBAL CONSCIOUSNESS FOR SOME UNKNOWN REASON*......
Mei Hatsume looked baffled but she said she was cool with that reply.......
Tenya removed his shoes and socks, ripped his pants legs to where it was tattered gym shorts that only went down to the knees, and he tossed his gym shirt aside and cast it on the ground......
*MODERATELY LOUD YARN STRING SNAPPING NOISES IN THE GLOBAL CONSCIOUSNESS FOR SOME UNKNOWN REASON*.........
Mei Hatsume looked slightly embarrassed and thrown off her game mentally as she asked if Tenya was alright........
Tenya spoke with a calm, raspy, and hoarse voice towards Mei Hatsume......
"NEVER BETTER, LET'S SEE WHO'LL WIN.....GIRL OR BEAST, CIVILITY OR SAVAGERY, AND BRAINS OR BRAWN??????? COME ON, SHOW ME WHAT YA GOT!"......
*MODERATELY LOUD YARN STRING SNAPPING AND SOME MINOR WOOD CRACKING NOISES IN THE GLOBAL CONSCIOUSNESS FOR SOME UNKNOWN REASON*.......
Mei Hatsume looked GENUINELY AFRAID for some unknown reason to Tenya's feral assed shit right now.....
----------------------------------------------Shouta POV------------------------------
Shouta Aizawa AKA Eraserhead, like THE ENTIRE PLANET was GENUINELY TERRIFIED because everyone on The Planet realized WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON NOW.......
HOLY SHIT.......
EVERYONE IS ENTERING INTO "A ALTERNATE TIMELINE AND FATE" THAT'S SO OFF BASE FROM ANY OTHER PRE-EXISTING PROPHECY QUIRK SHIT IN HUMAN HISTORY THAT "QUIRKED FATE ITSELF IS BREAKING" SOMEHOW........
TENYA IIDA, WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL IS GOING ON WITH YOU????
Fucking Immediately and Terrifyingly, Tenya Iida shouted in a very raspy and hoarse voice TOWARDS SHOUTA like this kid was SICK WITH A FLU......
"EH AIZAWA SENSEI, LET ME QUOTE YOUR THOUGHTS JUST NOW.......
"HOLY SHIT.......
EVERYONE IS ENTERING INTO "A ALTERNATE TIMELINE AND FATE" THAT'S SO OFF BASE FROM ANY OTHER PRE-EXISTING PROPHECY QUIRK SHIT IN HUMAN HISTORY THAT "QUIRKED FATE ITSELF IS BREAKING" SOMEHOW........
TENYA IIDA, WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL IS GOING ON WITH YOU?"......
LET'S JUST SAY I'M A LITTLE BIT ITCHY.....I'M NOT SICK OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, JUST HIGHLY ANNOYED WITH SO MANY PEOPLE HIDING SHIT FROM ME...FORTUNATELY, I FIGURED THIS GAME OUT, THIS ANNOYING TREND OF THOSE OLD LADIES WITH THEIR LOOM CONSTANTLY REPEATING HISTORY AND THOSE OLD TIRED NARRATIVES......WHEN WILL IT END EH???? THOSE THREE OLD HAGS 'MISINTERPRETED MY REAL SHIT' IN THEIR CRAPSHOW......THE MORAI SISTERS, THOUGHT OF ME AS THIS 'BLUE SUPERMAN PARAGON' LIKE THAT JASON GRACE KID WHO THEY ALSO MISTOOK FOR 'A BLONDE SUPERMAN KID'.....I'M SORRY TO DISAPPOINT THOSE OLD LADIES BUT NO, I'M NOTHING LIKE SUPERMAN AIZAWA SENSEI"......
*MAJOR YARN STRING SNAPPING AND WOOD SHATTERING NOISES IN THE GLOBAL CONSCIOUSNESS VIA. SOME TELEPATH POWERS*......
Shouta watched as he saw his fucking absolutely apeshit student throw his glasses off his face like that shit burned the fuck out of his eyes.......
Shouta saw, with some kind of unknown terror in his soul as he witnessed Tenya Iida GROW THICK CLAWS ON HIS FINGERS AND TOES........
*MAJOR YARN STRING SNAPPING AND WOOD SHATTERING NOISES IN THE GLOBAL CONSCIOUSNESS VIA. SOME TELEPATH POWERS YET AGAIN*.......
Present Mic awkwardly asked if Tenya Iida and Mei Hatsume were READY TO FIGHT.....
Shouta saw Mei Hatsume give the weakest and lamest thumbs up in existence towards The Announcer Booth where Shouta and Present Mic were in.......
Shouta glanced at his ferociously deranged student smile in a manner LIKE KATSUKI BAKUGOU'S NATURAL SHIT while literally GAINING THICK AND SHARP FANGS IN HIS MOUTH INSTEAD OF REGULAR OL' HUMAN TEETH.......
The most ferociously excited "YEAH!" Rang out of Tenya Iida's lips.......
Present Mic gave the most timid and awkward "BEGIN THE MATCH" in his entire career as a musician and hype man among other things........
------------------------------------Tenya POV-------------------------------
Tenya Iida AKA Legoshi ran at SUPERSONIC SPEED, which was VERY MUCH IMPOSSIBLE for some regular speedster quirk at THE BASELINE SHIT and such things can only be achieved through GENUINE QUIRK AWAKENINGS or NODE AWAKENING SHIT IN A AUTISTIC PERSON'S INNATE QUIRK......
*MAJOR YARN STRING SNAPPING AND WOOD SHATTERING NOISES IN THE GLOBAL CONSCIOUSNESS FOR SOME UNKNOWN REASON*........
With absolutely ZERO HESITATION, Tenya slashed the fuck out of Mei Hatsume's armor with his claws on his left hand, as this teenage girl was FUCKING PETRIFIED for some inexplicable reasoning.......
Tenya was faster, stronger, and had far keener senses in his body and especially his sensitive nose and ears compared to his very terrified and disoriented opponent......
Tenya fought his own opponent in a way that FINALLY AND WHOLEHEARTEDLY FELT MUCH MORE COMFORTABLE AND NATURAL for his own shit to be........
Mei Hatsume was just panicking and trying to run away but Tenya grabbed her ankle and slammed her back into the center of the battlefield arena, which had the very unintentional effect of COMPLETELY SHATTERING MEI HATSUME'S SUPPORT GEAR SHIT AND ARMOR......
*COMPLETE AND TOTAL YARN STRING DESTRUCTION, TORTURED GLASS SHATTERING, AND WOOD BURNING NOISES IN THE GLOBAL CONSCIOUSNESS FOR SOME UNKNOWN REASON*......
*PAINED AND TERRIFIED SCREAMING FROM A TRIO OF ELDERLY WOMEN IN THE GLOBAL CONSCIOUSNESS FOR SOME UNKNOWN REASON*.....
Tenya was about to lunge at his opponent, who had this horror in her yellow eyes that looked like she was ENCOUNTERING DEATH and just before Tenya could slash Mei Hatsume's face or something like that with his clawed hand, he was abruptly and suddenly PUT TO SLEEP with Sleep Inducing Quirk Shit FAR MORE POWERFUL THAN MIDNIGHT'S SHIT......
----------------------------------------------Katsuki POV------------------------------
Katsuki Bakugou heard Present Mic scream in a very terrified and confused as hell tone of voice.......
"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!".....
WHAT THE HELL???????
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE?????
WHAT KIND OF FERAL BERSERK SHIT DID CLASS PRES "UNLOCK HERE" THAT MADE FATE ITSELF HIS BITCH UNINTENTIONALLY????????
KATSUKI'S THOUGHTS WERE SUDDENLY BUT POLITELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY THESE THREE OLD HAGS WHO INTRODUCED THEMSELVES AS "THE MORAI SISTERS"......
----------------------------------------------Shouta POV----------------------------
"OKAY, LET US OLD LADIES EXPLAIN SOME THINGS.....ALL THAT 'STRING SNAPS' AND 'WOOD SPLITTING' CRAP EVERYONE STARTED TO HEAR EVER SINCE TENYA IIDA 'REJECTED THE OFFER' AND THEN ONLY GOT MUCH WORSE AS THIS SHITSHOW CONTINUED HERE......THAT WAS OUR LOOM OF FATE ITSELF, WE ARE A TRIO OF POWERFUL WOMEN IN OUR QUIRKS THAT'S CLASSIFIED AS MASTER FATE MANIPULATION QUIRKS AMONG OTHER THINGS.......THIS PARTICULAR SHITSTORM GOT US THREE OLD LADIES SANE FROM PERMANENTLY DELUSIONAL QUIRK MADNESSES FOREVER DUE TO HOW VIOLENT AND POWERFUL THIS DESTINY DESTROYING BULLSHIT TRAMUA ACTUALLY WAS FOR OUR MORAI QUIRKS TO HANDLE.......OUR LOOM IS COMPLETELY DESTROYED, BURNED AND SHATTERED LIKE SOME VERY POWERFUL QUIRKED WOLF WITH SOME FIRE SHIT EVISCERATED OUR CRAP AND ALL OF OUR WEAVINGS THAT DEPICTED EVENTS BEFORE AND ESPECIALLY AFTER THIS SHITSTORM HAPPENED OR AT LEAST 'WHAT WAS SUPPOSED TO OCCUR THAT DIDN'T IN THE MOST HORRIFIC WAY POSSIBLE' ALSO GOT TORN AND RIPPED TO PIECES LIKE THE VERY DESTRUCTIVE AND DREADFUL CLAWS THAT TENYA IIDA SPRANG FROM HIS FINGERTIPS SHREDDED OUR DELUSIONALLY TERRIBLE WORKS FOREVERMORE.......IF WE DIDN'T PERSONALLY INTERVENE HERE TO STOP TENYA IIDA BY PUTTING HIS ASS TO SLEEP, MEI HATSUME WOULD HAVE DIED SO HORRIBLY ON LIVE GLOBAL TELEVISION AND IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A TRAGIC ACCIDENT DUE TO 'BERSERKER QUIRK WELDER BOY, ENTERING BERSERK STATUS, AND KILLING THE PERSON THAT TRIGGERED HIS OWN QUIRK'S BULLCRAP TO ACTIVATE TO DEFEND IT'S HUMAN WELDER AUTOMATICALLY'......WE NEVER KNEW THAT TENYA IIDA HAD BERSERKER CRAP IN HIS SHIT.......BECAUSE IF OUR QUIRKS DID KNOW THIS INFORMATION PRIOR, THEY WOULD HAVE NEVER WOVEN THIS PARTICULAR BOY TO GET THIS FUCKING FAR IN THE SPORTS FESTIVAL TO PREVENT UNINTENTIONAL DEATHS LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ALMOST OCCURRED IN THIS SITUATION.......THE SPORTS FESTIVAL HAS TO CONTINUE BUT, TENYA IIDA CANNOT WAKE UP UNTIL AFTER THIS CRAP BECAUSE WE NEED TO ANALYZE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK THIS BOY GAINED IN HIS BLATANT AS FUCK QUIRK AWAKENING SHIT THAT WAS DESTINY DESTROYING THAT 'HE KNEW ABOUT' AND SPECIFICALLY 'KNEW SHIT' HE SHOULDN'T HAVE AS A CHILD THAT DIDN'T HAVE A PROPHECY QUIRK.......GOING FORWARD, WE ARE PERMANENTLY AND WHOLEHEARTEDLY ESTABLISHING A BRAND NEW TYPE OF COMMUNICATION SYSTEM THAT WILL COMMUNICATE THROUGH THE ENTIRE PLANET WITH TELEPATH QUIRK BULLSHIT TO SHOW PEOPLE'S TRUE PERSPECTIVES, REVEAL IMPORTANT OMEN DREAMS, AND WAY MORE SHIT GOING DOWN.......THIS IS THE FIRST OFFICIAL EMERGENCY BROADCAST OF THE GROUP CHAT SYSTEM"........
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JESUS......
THAT IS THE MOST HORRIFIC WAY POSSIBLE TO "BREAK PERMANENT QUIRK MADNESSES" IN PROPHECY QUIRK WELDERS..........
THANK YOU MORAI SISTERS FOR YOUR HEROIC EMERGENCY ACTION TO STOP A INNOCENT CHILD DYING FROM A BERSERKER QUIRK RAMPAGE ACCIDENT........
GOD....
WHAT NOW????????
OBVIOUSLY YOU THREE OLD LADIES ARE SANE THANK GOD BUT WHAT ARE YOU THREE GOING TO DO NOW AS SANE WOMEN????
SHOUTA AIZAWA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY THE MORAI SISTERS WHILE NODDING IN UNDERSTANDABLY SHAKY AND NERVOUS AGREEMENT......
----------------------------------------------Katsuki POV-----------------------------
"LOOK, THIS IS QUITE AWFUL TO SAY BUT FOR NOW, WE HAVE TO 'CONTINUE WITH THE SPORTS FESTIVAL' LIKE THIS WAS A VERY DESTRUCTIVE HICCUP IN THE ROAD OF FATE.......PLEASE CHECK ON MEI HATSUME, SECURE HER WELFARE, AND GET HER AWAY FROM A SLEEPING TENYA IIDA BEFORE SHE FREAKED OUT MORESO THEN SHE ALREADY AND UNDERSTANDABLY DID......LET US ANALYZE FUCKING IN TENYA IIDA'S INNATE QUIRK AND RECORD IT, IN U.A. HIGHSCHOOL RECORDS WITH PRINCIPAL NEZU AND RECOVERY GIRL ALONG WITH 'THE GENUINE QUIRK NAME' INSTEAD OF THAT PLACEHOLDER ONE THAT TENYA IIDA OBVIOUSLY USED TO THROW PEOPLE OFF HIS POWERS THAT HE GAINED UNDER MYSTERIOUS CIRCUMSTANCES THAT HE ONLY 'REVEALED NOW' THAT HE PROBABLY HAD FOR QUITE SOME TIME........JUST LET US ANALYZE THAT QUIRK'S BULLSHIT IN QUIET ERASERHEAD BECAUSE IF YOU TRY TO TEACH TENYA IIDA SOMETHING THAT MAY TRIGGER SOME REFLEXIVE QUIRK DEFENSE, THEN YOU MAY UNINTENTIONALLY KILL PEOPLE VIA TERRIFYING QUIRK SLIP TRAGEDY"......
THANK FUCK CLASS PRES GOING TO "STAY OFFLINE" UNTIL THE FATE HAGS AND EVERYONE ELSE CAN GET THEIR FUCKING MENTAL BEARINGS AGAIN.......
WHAT ON EARTH WOULD LEAD TO CLASS PRES "GETTING A QUIRK AWAKENING" IN HIS LIFE?????
MORE IMPORTANTLY, WHY WOULDN'T CLASS PRES "TELL ANYONE" ABOUT IT THE MOMENT IT FUCKING HAPPENED??????
KATSUKI'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY THE FATE HAGS WHILE NODDING IN AGREEMENT.........
------------------------------------Tensei POV------------------------------
"VALID QUESTIONS KATSUKI BAKUGOU, SOMETHING THAT WE INTEND TO INVESTIGATE THOROUGHLY AND THEN RECORD IT IN WRITING WITH PRINCIPAL NEZU AND OTHER NECESSITIES IN U.A. HIGH SCHOOL DOCUMENTATIONS.....HOWEVER BASED ON OUR FIRST STATUS SCAN OF TENYA IIDA WE CAN ACTUALLY REVEAL THE GENUINE QUIRK NAME OF TENYA IIDA NOW........
"LEGOSHI".......
NOW WE ARE AMERICAN LADIES WITH VERY LITTLE KNOWLEDGE OF JAPANESE CULTURE EVEN THOUGH WE CAN SPEAK ANY HUMAN LANGUAGE LIKE JAPANESE DUE TO OUR QUIRKS POWERS BUT WHAT WE 'DO KNOW' THAT 'LEGO' IS A DANISH LANGUAGE WORD THAT MEANT 'PLAY WELL' OR 'PLAYFUL' BUT 'SHI' MEANT 'DEATH' IN JAPANESE......SO, BASED ON THE LANGUAGE USAGE HERE KATSUKI BAKUGOU, TENYA IIDA ACTUALLY NAMED HIS OWN QUIRK THIS IN ENGLISH TRANSLATION.......
"PLAYFUL DEATH"........
THAT ALONE HAS SOME DISTURBING IMPLICATIONS HERE".....
WHAT THE FUCK TENYA???????
THAT IS A FUCKING "PARADOX" OF A QUIRK NAME TENYA......
"PLAY" AND "DEATH" SHOULD NEVER BE TOGETHER EVER....
TENSEI IIDA'S AKA INGENUIM'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY THE MORAI SISTERS WHILE NODDING IN AGREEMENT......
Tensei Iida fidgeted in nervousness as he saw a terrified teenage girl being pulled away from a slumbering Tenya Iida, who named his own Quirk in the most disturbing way possible that he hidden from everyone and especially his own family....
Chapter 3: Legoshi Quirk Analysis: Complete
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5PM........
ON AUGUST 15TH.......
Tensei Iida AKA Ingenuim took a shaky breath as he saw this folder with the label "LEGOSHI QUIRK ANALYSIS REPORT" as a trio of old women with grey hair and multi-colored eyes that glowed with gentle and soothingly sane electric light, handed this folder to Nezu and they flatly and grimly told everyone in the room.......
"WE PRESENT TO YOU, THE COMPLETE LEGOSHI QUIRK ANALYSIS REPORT, EVERYTHING IS TRUE BECAUSE WE WROTE IT IN OUR ECHR BLOOD, WHICH IS COLORED GOLD INSTEAD OF RED LIKE MOST PEOPLE'S BLOOD BUT WHEN WE USE OUR OWN BLOOD AS INK TO IMPART KNOWLEDGE, IF WE LIE, OUR QUIRKS WOULD BURN OUR BODIES UP IN ETERNAL AGONY"....
Nezu took a deep breath and whispered "JESUS CHRIST" whenever he opened a folder with 15 PAGES OF SHIT........
Tensei just gulped nervously as The Morai Sisters had this very grim and tired expression on their faces........
Tensei and everyone else in the room started to read this report.....
-----------------------------------------------Izuku POV--------------------------------
-------------------4 Hours Later----------------------
9PM...
Izuku Midoriya was sitting in his chair in his bedroom at home after everyone got THE COMPLETE LEGOSHI QUIRK ANALYSIS REPORT READ OUT LOUD ON PUBLIC GLOBAL RECORD by Principal Nezu after analyzing it with a small group of people 4 hours ago........
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GOD ALMIGHTY.......
WHY IS IIDA-KUN SO FUCKING POWERFUL??????
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"IMMORTAL AND UNKILLABLE PAGAN FOLKTALE QUIRK WELDER"......
"A OMEGA PROGENITOR QUIRK WELDER BOY OF ALL LIVING SOUL ALTERING QUIRK CLASSIFICATIONS".....
"A OMEGA CALAMITY LEVEL QUIRK HOLDER"........
"A FULLY SOUL NODED AUTISTIC QUIRKED BOY".......
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THIS SHIT WAS "JUST NODES".......
NOT GENUINE QUIRK AWAKENING BULLSHIT TRAMUA.......
WHAT KIND OF "SHIT" COULD A AUTISTIC DUMBASS "HYPERFIXATE ON" IN HUMAN ARTISTIC SHIT THAT WOULD MAKE YOU "THAT FUCKING UNHINGED IN POWER"??????
THIS WAS "IIDA-KUN'S OWN AUTHENTIC PERSONALITY AND HUMAN CHARACTER BEYOND ANY 'PERSONA', MADE MANIFEST IN HIS OWN QUIRK'S BULLCRAP"........
GOD......
"LEGOSHI, THE QUIRK"......
"PLAYFUL DEATH, THE QUIRK".....
THAT WAS THE MOST HORRIFICALLY "FITTING NAME" FOR A HUMAN QUIRK IN HUMAN HISTORY BUT IN THE WORSE POSSIBLE WAYS.........
REMEMBER THAT A SOUL NODE AWAKENING CAN ONLY HAPPEN TO A AUTISTIC PERSON THAT "SAW A CHARACTER/SYMBOL/ARCHETYPE" THEY GENUINELY BELIEVED WAS "THEIR REAL PERSONALITY AND SPIRIT THAT THEY MAY OR MAY NOT SHOW PEOPLE"........
IIDA-KUN GOT 8 SOUL NODES FILLED OUT COMPLETELY...
WITH THE EXCEPTION OF "THE BASELINE ENGINE SHIT" EVERYTHING THAT IS IN THE LEGOSHI QUIRK BULLSHIT TRAMUA WAS "IIDA-KUN'S OWN INTERPRETATION OF HIS OWN AUTHENTIC PERSONALITY AND HUMAN SOUL"........
THAT SHIT IS HIGHLY REVEALING FOR A LOT OF REASONS......
BECAUSE IIDA-KUN'S "SOUL NODE SHIT" IS "FAR DIFFERENT" IN TERMS OF "KNOWN PERSONALITY" OF IIDA-KUN'S OWN SHIT THUS FAR BEFORE THE SPORTS FESTIVAL SHITSTORM......
THE MORAI SISTERS WERE COMPLETELY "DUPED" BY THE SAME SHIT TENYA IIDA PULLED ON EVERYONE'S ASSES UNTIL HE DID THE MOST POWERFULLY BEAUTIFUL BUT HORRIFIC "UNMASKING" OF HIS OWN AUTHENTIC PERSONALITY AS A HUMAN TEENAGE DUDE........
"THE BLUE SUPERMAN PERSONA"......
THAT'S ALL ANYONE KNEW....
UNTIL IIDA-KUN RIPPED THAT SHIT UP SO RAPIDLY AND HORRIFYINGLY THAT IT "BROKE INSANE FATE ITSELF".......
HOWEVER......
IZUKU HAD TO ASK.......
WHY SO MUCH CRITTER SHIT?????
WHY DO YOU HAVE THE ABILITY TO "TURN INTO ANY GENUINE QUIRKED AND NON HYBRID ANIMAL IN EVERYTHING, MIND, BODY, SOUL, WHILE RETAINING YOUR OWN HIGHER HUMAN SAPIENTENCE THAT MADE YOU A SAPIENT BEING EVEN IF YOU WERE FUCKING QUIRKLESS" IIDA-KUN??????
YOU UNINTENTIONALLY SKIPPED "SEVERAL QUIRK EVOLUTION ERAS" TO MAKE YOUR SHIT "A OMMI TRUE ANIMAL SHAPESHIFTING QUIRK" AMONG WAY MORE POWERFUL SHIT IIDA-KUN.....
THANK GOD THAT ALL OMMI TRUE ANIMAL SHAPESHIFTING QUIRK WELDERS HAVE "A DEFAULT SOUL BEAST FORM" THEY REFLEXIVELY TURN INTO WHILE ALL THE OTHER SHIT HAD TO BE "TAUGHT"........
WOLVES..........
WHY A FUCKING WOLF IIDA-KUN??????
WHY OUT OF THE FUCKING FERAL ANIMALS THAT YOU COULD USE AS YOUR "FERAL INNER BEAST" WHY DID YOU CHOOSE TO BE "A ACTUAL BONAFIDE WEREWOLF" IN EVERYTHING????
LIKE THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THE FUCK YOU TURNED YOUR QUIRK'S BULLCRAP INTO, WITHOUT THE FUCKING "DRAWBACKS AND HINDRANCES".......
"A WEREWOLF"......
"A LYCANTHROPIC PERSON"......
A WILLFUL WEREWOLF, THAT WASN'T CURSED TO BE A MONSTER IN SOUL.......
WHY?????
WHY WOULD YOU CLICK WITH WOLF SHIT IN THE MOST POWERFULLY TERRIFYING WAY IIDA-KUN??????
IZUKU'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY THE MORAI SISTERS WHILE SIGHING SADLY...
-----------------------------------------------Thalia POV------------------------
"THINK IZUKU MIDORIYA, IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT YOU WERE NERUODIVERGENT IN YOUR HEART FOR YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE BUT KNEW THAT YOU WERE 'WRONG' OR 'OFF' IN YOUR HEART AND SOUL COMPARED TO MOST PEOPLE, HOW WOULD YOU VIEW YOURSELF IN YOUR SOMBER SELF-LOATHING?????? THAT'S RIGHT, IN THE MOST POWERFULLY TRAGIC WAY THIS IS HOW TENYA IIDA SAW HIMSELF AS DUE TO HIS OWN AUTISTIC SHIT......
"A ANIMAL"......
"A MONSTER"......
"A WEREWOLF".......
TENYA IIDA ALWAYS HAD 'THE CRYPTID GREMLIN BOI FLAVOR' OF AUTISTIC HUMAN LOGIC AND MANNERISMS BUT HE BOTTLED THIS SHIT UP TO MAKE 'THE BLUE SUPERMAN PERSONA' THAT HE KNEW WAS HELLA BULLSHIT AND APPARENTLY HE FIGURED OUT THAT A DAWN OF QUIRKS ERA AMERICAN BOY IN OUR WHITEWATER FAMILY SHITSTORM WAS 'PULLING THE SAME EXACT BULLSHIT HE DID' AND CALLED JASON GRACE'S MASK 'THE BLONDE SUPERMAN KID' BECAUSE THAT WAS A FUCKING NICKNAME THAT PERCY JACKSON GAVE HIM......SOMETHING THAT TENYA IIDA REVEALED IN THE MOST POWERFULLY TRAGIC AND HEARTBREAKING WAY, WAS A LIE THAT JASON GRACE DID TOWARDS EVERYBODY......JASON GRACE NEVER HAD 'HIS SPORTS FESTIVAL SHITSTORM MOMENT' IN HIS LIFE........TENYA IIDA KNOWS THAT FUCKED UP TRAGEDY OF JASON GRACE FROM THE WHITEWATER FAMILY SHITSTORM AND SAW 'WHAT ON EARTH HE BELIEVED WAS QUIRK MADDENED FATE'S BULLSHIT TRAMUA FOR HIM' AND TOLD OUR TERRIFIED AND HORRIFIED QUIRKS THIS ESSENTIALLY.......
"I AM NOT JASON, I WILL NOT DIE FROM A SPEAR IN MY BACK, THE HERO YOU MURDERED AND DESTROYED AT 16 YEARS OLD NEVER EVEN SHOWED YOU HIS TRUE IDENTITY BUT I WILL, BECAUSE I REFUSE TO ACCEPT 'THAT' AS MY BULLSHIT DESTINY"........
NO, TENYA IIDA'S FATE WAS INDEED A PARALLEL TO JASON GRACE'S BUT, IT WAS OUR QUIRKS IN THEIR REMORSE AND GENUINE GRIEF TRYING DESPERATELY TO 'MAKE A HAPPY ENDING FOR A MODERN DAY JASON GRACE'.....TENYA IIDA MISSED THE POINT OF QUIRK MADDENED FATE HERE BUT KNEW 'WAY MORE SHIT ABOUT JASON' THAT THOSE QUIRKS NEVER REALIZED......THIS WAS A DESTRUCTION OF FATE IN PERMANENT QUIRK MADNESS FOREVER DUE THE MULTIPLE LEVELS OF TERROR THAT TENYA IIDA 'UNVEILED' ABOUT CENTURIES OF QUIRK MADDENED FATE'S TERROR TOWARDS PEOPLE, WHY 'EVERYTHING' WAS FUCKING DESTROYED IN OUR WEAVING HALLS IZUKU MIDORIYA"........
Thalia Grace just broke down crying......
GOD......
THAT WAS THE MOST HEAVY THING THAT THALIA HAD TO COPE WITH NOW.......
NO WONDER WHY TENYA IIDA "GOT SO POWERFUL"......
"LIVING SOUL ALTERING QUIRK CLASSIFICATIONS"........
YEAH......
IF YOU WERE A AUTISTIC KID THAT DIDN'T KNOW JACKSHIT ABOUT THE WHOLE WHITEWATER FAMILY SHITSTORM WHENEVER YOU "GAINED 8 SOUL NODE AWAKENINGS" FROM THE PERCY JACKSON BOOKS FROM THE DAWN OF QUIRKS ERA AND THEN SWIFTLY REALIZE THAT......
"OH NO, THIS SHITSTORM ACTUALLY HAPPENED AND IT WAS DUE TO QUIRK MADDENED INSANITY BECAUSE I CONNECTED THE DOTS TO THE CERTAIN THINGS THAT WOULD SUBTLY TELL YOU HEY THIS IS QUIRK BULLSHIT BEING TALKED ABOUT IN A DELUSIONAL WAY SINCE THAT'S THE ONLY WAY THAT SHIT COULD BE PUBLISHED AROUND THE CENSORS BACK THEN"........
THEN WHAT WOULD HAPPEN TO YOU??????
THAT'S RIGHT....
"QUIRK MADDENED INSANITY, BUT HUMAN AND LUCID BECAUSE YOU REALIZED THE REAL HORROR OF THE VERY SHIT THAT YOU GOT POWERS FROM IN YOUR SOUL NODED SHIT BEFORE YOU GOT YOUR SPORTS FESTIVAL SHITSTORM MOMENT"........
THALIA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY THE MORAI SISTERS WHILE FUCKING SOBBING HORRIBLY........
----------------------------------------------Shouta POV------------------------------
"OH GOD POOR BABY SISTER THALIA GRACE, WHY DID SHE HAVE TO FIGURE THIS GOD AWFUL REALIZATION OUT IN HER OWN LOGIC THAT TENYA IIDA PRESUMABLY STUMBLED INTO ORGANICALLY?".....
SPILL YOUR GUTS MORAI SISTERS....
REVEAL THE GENUINE STORY OF YOUR WHITEWATER FAMILY SHITSTORM, THE UNCENSORED AND SANE PERSPECTIVE TO THE WORLD......
BECAUSE TENYA IIDA DAMNED HIMSELF IN SEEING "CENSORED QUIRKED HUMAN HISTORY" AS FUCKING "HUMAN ART TO DRAW STRENGTH IN" AND DIDN'T REALIZE HE WAS READING "HISTORICAL RECORDS, BUT CENSORED" UNTIL AFTER HE GOT ALL HIS SOUL NODE SHIT FILLED OUT........
SHOUTA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY THIS POWERFUL BUT INCREDIBLY GENTLE MAN WHO INTRODUCED HIMSELF AS "ADONAI"........
-----------------------------------------------Thalia POV------------------------
"I WILL ONLY SPEAK THE TRUTH, TENYA ACTUALLY GAINED POWER NOT FROM PERCY'S CENSORED STORYLINE BUT A GENUINELY HAPPY AND BEAUTIFUL DAWN OF QUIRKS ERA ANIME AND MANGA CALLED 'BEASTSTARS' AND THE MAIN CHARACTER BEING NAMED 'LEGOSHI'.......HOWEVER, I KNOW TENYA'S REAL SHENANIGANS IN THE WORLD AND HOW HE CAME TO THE AWARENESS OF ALL THE PAGAN FOLKTALE QUIRK MADNESSES IN AMERICAN CULTURE IN PARTICULAR.......TENYA SAW 'A BREWING STORM OF FATE' ON THE HORIZON AND HE LOGICALLY 'BUFFED HIMSELF UP' AS SWIFTLY AS POSSIBLE THE INSTANT HE STUMBLED ONTO HIS OLD DIAGNOSTIC RECORDS OF HIS OWN NERUODIVERGENCES WHENEVER HE WAS 3 YEARS OLD AT THE TIME THAT HIS FAMILY HAD TO HIDE DUE TO PROPHECIES FROM ME THAT TOLD THEM 'LET TENYA FIGURE OUT HIS NERUODIVERGENT NATURE ON HIS OWN BECAUSE HE CAN'T ASSOCIATE HIS OWN NERUODIVERGENCES AS A NEGATIVE CONNOTATION OF HIS SOUL, SOMETHING THAT WOULD HAPPEN IF YOU TOLD HIM ABOUT THIS'......THIS PARTICULAR SPORTS FESTIVAL WAS ALWAYS PLANNED, BUT TO SPECIFICALLY MAKE ANNA, CHLOE, AND LAUREN OR THE MORAI SISTERS SANE FROM PERMANENT QUIRK MADNESSES FOREVER DUE TO THE MORIA KING'S RISING AND I NEED THE MORAI SISTERS SANE HERE TO HELP ME".......
THANK YOU FOR LETTING PEOPLE KNOW THIS ADONAI SIR....
WHAT KIND OF "TIMELINE" DID YOU ACTUALLY "SEE" REGARDING THIS MORIA FUCKWIPE??????
WHAT KIND OF "OMEN DREAM" DID YOU SEND TENYA IIDA TO "GET HIM TO SEARCH HIS SHIT" AND SEE "THE MORIA DIPSHIT'S SHADOW OVER FATE" ADONAI?????
ALL PROPHECY QUIRK WELDERS HAVE THAT KIND OF ABILITY TO WARN PEOPLE ABOUT SHIT THEY SAW........
THALIA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY ADONAI WHILE SIGHING AWKWARDLY......
----------------------------------------------Shouta POV------------------------------
"A HASTENED JUDGEMENT DAY, A DARKNESS THAT IF THE MORIA KING EVER CONQUERED THE WORLD IN HIS SANE AND CRUEL AMBITION, WOULD USHER IN THE VICTORY OF HELL AND SATAN OVER THE PLANET EARTH THAT WOULD FORCE TRUE DIVINITY TO DESTROY EVERY SINGLE HUMAN BEING REGARDLESS OF HOW REDEEMABLE THEY WERE".....
JESUS......
THIS SHIT WOULD HAVE GONE COMPLETELY UNNOTICED HERE.....
IF IT WASN'T FOR THIS NULL PROPHET GETTING HIS NULL PROPHECIES........
THIS MAN ISN'T A PROPHECY QUIRK WELDER MAN THALIA GRACE.......
BUT HE'S SPEWING GENUINE FUTURE OMEN SHIT.....
THAT'S WHAT'S SO TERRIFYING.......
SHOUTA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY THE MORAI SISTERS WHILE NODDING IN VERY NERVOUS AGREEMENT.....
----------------------------------------------Inko POV--------------------------------
"OKAY WE ARE DEALING WITH A NULL RAGNAROK PROPHECY, WHICH IS SOLIDIFIED IN STONE IN FATE AND DESTINY IF SUCH HORRIBLE OMENS GOT UNDISCOVERED.....EVERY TIME A NULL PROPHET APPEARED IN QUIRKED HUMAN HISTORY, IT FOLLOWED ONE OF THREE FLAVORS......
1. JUBILEE/ELATION
2. HARBINGER/WARNING
3. NATIONALITY REPENTANCE/DAMNATION
THIS IS THE WORSE RECORDED INSTANCE OF 'A HARBINGER NULL PROPHET' IN QUIRKED HUMAN EXISTENCE THUS FAR.......'OUR INSANE RAGNAROK PROPHECY' WAS PERMANENTLY DESTROYED DUE TO THIS PARTICULARLY CUNNING AND INTELLIGENT NULL PROPHET THAT SAW HIS ACTUAL OMENS MANY YEARS AGO TO SPECIFICALLY ARRANGE SHIT TO MAKE OUR SHIT SANE TO HELP HIM STOP THIS BULLSHIT TRAMUA BECAUSE HE, UNLIKE OTHER NULL PROPHETS BEFORE HIM, WAS TAKING A VERY PROACTIVE AND REACTIONARY WAY TO MANIPULATE FATE ITSELF, WHICH IS HIGHLY DANGEROUS FOR ANY NON PROPHECY QUIRK WELDER TO DO BECAUSE 'QUIRKED FATE BACKLASH' WOULD HAVE BEEN HORRIFIC IF ADONAI EVER GOT DISCOVERED BY OUR INSANE BULLSHIT TRAMUA BEFORE HE GOT READY TO STEP FORWARD"........
YEAH.....
WHY THIS IS INCREDIBLY SCARY TO COMPREHEND....
ALL RECORDED NULL PROPHETS BEFORE ADONAI POPPED UP JUST "MADE THEIR SHIT VOCAL AND NO ONE WOULD BELIEVE THEM UNTIL IT WAS FAR TOO LATE"...….
ADONAI KNEW EXACTLY WHAT HE FUCKING BECAME, SAW THE SHIT ON THE HORIZON, AND REALIZED THAT "THIS WARRANTED HIM TO FIX SHIT IN THE BACKGROUND SO PEOPLE WOULD BELIEVE HIS DESPERATE ASS IN THE WORSE NULL HARBINGER SHIT THAT COULD EVER EXIST IN HUMANITY"........
YOU CAN'T JUST "CASSANDRA CURSE ADONAI'S DESPERATE ASS" HERE......
BECAUSE THIS SHIT IS "TOO DIRE".....
INKO'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY ADONAI WHILE NODDING IN AGREEMENT.........
----------------------------------------------Shouto POV-----------------------------
"FORTUNATELY, GOD IS GOOD AND ON YOUR SIDE MORAI SISTERS, HE WILL PERFORM MANY GREAT AND MIGHTY MIRACLES AND SEND HIS ANGELS TO AID IN HUMANITY'S MOST DIRE HOUR......HOWEVER I MUST TELL THE TRUTH, JUDGEMENT DAY WILL COME, JUST ON TRUE DIVINITY'S CALENDAR".......
THAT IS SO FUCKING AWFUL......
THIS IS STILL "GOING TO HAPPEN".....
THE ADONAI NULL RAGNAROK PROPHECY "WILL STILL HAPPEN"........
IT JUST CAN'T BE "THE MORIA FUCKWIPES" DOING IT....
NO WONDER WHY ADONAI HAD TO CALL THIS DARK ARMY "MORIA"......
"MORIA" THE GREEK WORD FOR "DOOM".......
WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WOULD HAPPEN TO ALL OF HUMANITY, GOOD AND BAD IF "THESE FUCKS WIN"........
"DOOM".....
SHOUTO TODOROKI'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY THE MORAI SISTERS WHILE CRYING......
-----------------------------------------Percy POV-------------------------------
"RISE PERCY JACKSON!".....
*SUDDEN GASP OF AIR*.......
Percy Jackson was naked and covered in mud and other forest shit in some random forest that he woke up in......
The same powerful and booming man's voice echoed in Percy's Soul......
"BECOME A TRUE MOWGLI BOY PERCY!".......
Immediately Percy's Soul and Body fucking shapeshifted in a very soothing but in a overwhelmingly scarily swift way that made him grow thick and sharp claws on his hands and feet, his black hair on his head grow down to his waist, his teeth became shark-like fangs instead of regular human teeth, and something GOT REMOVED FROM HIS AWARENESS regarding his VERY CORE NATURE that he could only LEARN FROM OTHER PEOPLE.......
Percy looked at his Bare Skinned appearance, the word completely escaping his mind of what this was called and a very soothing and overwhelmingly gentle lifting of a ODD SHAME that he had a second ago before this nice guy said "BECOME A TRUE MOWGLI BOY PERCY"....
Percy looked at the thing on his body that he DEFINITELY KNEW WHAT IT WAS CALLED before the nice guy talked about Mowgli Boy stuff, a neat object that had two orbs underneath a little twiggy thingy........
Percy poked his own neat thing in-between his legs.....
*AWKWARDNESS INCARNATE INTENSIFYING FROM SOME TRIO OF OLD HUMAN LADIES IN THE BACKGROUND SOMEHOW*....
A trio of old human ladies draped with bizarre things on their frail bodies that Percy used to know the terms for but it was gone now that had pretty rainbow colored eyes appeared nearby.....
These Old Human Ladies gently walked over to Percy and they whispered in soothing and calm voices like they were talking to some animal that might be scared.....
"HELLO YOUNG ONE, CAN YOU PLEASE ANSWER A SINGLE QUESTION FROM US IN A HONEST ANSWER, THIS IS OUR QUESTION.....
"DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT OUR DRAPES OR DID YOU FORGET ABOUT IT?".......
DON'T BE SHY, WE JUST WANT TO HELP YOU YOUNG ONE"....
Percy sniffed the air, smelling strange stuff he definitely used to know about but it completely escaped his awareness now....
PERCY SPOKE WITH A FRIENDLY AND GOOFY VOICE, WHICH MADE THESE OLD LADIES WEEP IN ABSOLUTE JOY FOR SOME UNKNOWN REASON WHENEVER THEY HEARD PERCY'S VOICE.....
"IT'S PROBABLY NOT TOO IMPORTANT IF I FORGOT ABOUT THOSE THINGS, GOODBYE NOW"........
Percy walked away to explore his forest...
-----------------------------------------------Thalia POV------------------------
"PERCY JACKSON, IT'S YOU...OH YOU SWEET AND GOOFY TEENAGE BOY, WHERE IS YOUR PRECIOUS ANNABETH CHASE TO PREVENT SUCH THINGS FROM HAPPENING??????? WHY DID YOU FORGET ABOUT THE DRAPES OF HUMANITY WHENEVER YOU HAVE A ANNABETH TO FIND O' MIGHTY COUSIN OF OURS?????? GOD BLESS YOU FOR RETURNING TO US IN OUR LIVES IN SUCH A DIRE HOUR PERCY JACKSON BUT, WHY DID YOU WANDER OFF AND BECOME BLAMELESS IN YOUR HEART WHILE WE DIDN'T KNOW THAT YOU ALREADY CAME HERE A LONG TIME AGO?????? O' GENTLE AND POLITE BOY, WE KNOW THAT LIFE CAN BE HARD BUT, YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER YOURSELF"....
Thalia Grace had such a major jumble of emotions both good and bad things in her spirit due to "MOWGLI PERCY" and what that could possibly mean........
WHERE THE FUCK IS ANNABETH?????
ANNABETH CHASE WOULDN'T LET PERCY JACKSON, HER BOYFRIEND TO "LOSE HIMSELF TO THE FOREST" LIKE THAT IF SHE COULD HELP IT.......
"ZOOPATHIC MOWGLI KIDS" ARE HUMAN KIDS THAT HAVE "MOWGLI KID INSTINCTS AND NATURES" AND ARE RAISED BY QUIRKED ANIMALS FOR MOST OF THEIR LIVES (WHAT JASON GRACE USED TO BE FROM THE AGES OF 2-12 YEARS OLD)........
"NEVERLAND MOWGLI KIDS" ARE HUMAN KIDS THAT HAVE "MOWGLI KID INSTINCTS AND NATURES" AND ARE RAISED BY HUMAN SOCIETY BUT THEY, FOR WHATEVER REASON STUMBLE INTO "THE WILDERNESS" TYPICALLY FORESTS OR MOUNTAINS AND LITERALLY "FORGET THEIR CIVILITY" AFTER A LONG TIME PERIOD OF TOTAL ISOLATION (WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK HAPPENED TO PERCY JACKSON HERE)....
REGARDLESS THE MOWGLIZATION, IT REQUIRED THE SAME EXACT GENUINE SOCIALIZATION THERAPY SESSIONS FOR THESE PEOPLE TO ENTER HUMAN SOCIETY AND GAIN ESSENTIAL LIFE SKILLS AS A FUCKING HUMAN BEING.......
THALIA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY THE MORAI SISTERS WHILE NODDING IN AGREEMENT.....
----------------------------------------------Shouta POV------------------------------
"GOD I WISH THAT WAS MY FEROCIOUS TEENAGE ASS".....
*COLLECTIVE GLOBAL VIBRATING IN AWKWARDNESS INCARNATE FROM THAT RANDOM AND VERY UNEXPECTED TITLE BLURB THING FROM KATSUKI BAKUGOU THAT KATSUKI BAKUGOU DIDN'T REALIZE THAT HE HAD A FUCKING TELEPATH QUIRK SLIP IN*.........
KATSUKI BAKUGOU.......
WHY DO YOU HAVE TELEPATH QUIRK SHIT YOU DIDN'T REGISTER??????
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET THAT SHIT IN YOUR QUIRK???
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU REALLY HIDING FROM EVERYBODY??????
SHOUTA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD EXCEPT FOR KATSUKI BAKUGOU BY ADONAI WHILE CHUCKLING AWKWARDLY......
-----------------------------------------------Izuku POV------------------------------
"WELL, KATSUKI'S OMNITRIX QUIRK IS FAR MORE POWERFUL THAN MOST PEOPLE DUE TO HAVING ALL 32 NODES FILLED OUT IN HIS INNATE QUIRK THAT HE JUST TRIED TO 'ROCK LEE' HIS WAY INTO GLORY BY ONLY USING THE VERY BASELINE LEVEL STRENGTH OF HIS POWER, THIS HESITATION WILL GET HIM KILLED AGAINST FIGURES LIKE THE MORIA.....DON'T TELL KATSUKI HE GOT HIS TRUE POWER LEAKED OUT BECAUSE HIS TRUE DARK ORIGINS AND TRUE POWER HAD TO BE REVEALED ORGANICALLY EVEN THOUGH I CAN TELL YOU ONE THING......
"KATSUKI HEALED IZUKU, GAVE IZUKU EXACTLY WHAT HE REALLY NEEDED IN HIS LIFE, BUT DIDN'T TELL IZUKU OF THE TRUE APOLOGY GIFT HE GAVE IZUKU RIGHT AFTER THE SLUDGE VILLAIN ONSLAUGHT"......
IZUKU NEEDS QUIRK COUNSELING SESSIONS FOR A LOT OF REASONS BUT, MAINLY BECAUSE KATSUKI'S HEALING SKILLS HAD 'MAJOR SIDE EFFECTS' IN PEOPLE".......
OMNITRIX QUIRK???????
TRUE DARK ORIGINS????
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO KACCHAN IN HIS LIFE BEFORE HIGHSCHOOL????????
IZUKU'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD EXCEPT FOR KACCHAN BY THE MORAI SISTERS WHILE CRYING.......
------------------------------------------Tenya POV------------------------------
---------------4 Hours Later---------------------
1AM........
ON AUGUST 16TH.........
Tenya Iida AKA Legoshi lunged out of his bed like a little deranged and funky cryptid beast, with his hands and feet growing claws and his teeth becoming sharp wolf-like fangs......
Tenya was on his fours like a beast and his engine leg shit was COMPLETELY GONE which only meant ONE THING, FOR A IIDA FAMILY MEMBER....
"A GENUINE QUIRK AWAKENING".........
Tenya Iida AKA Legoshi sensed "HORRIFIED AND NERVOUS VIBES FROM SOME VERY MALICIOUS FIGURE" in the air surrounding him that smelled like blood and rusted knives scraping stones.....
Tenya leaped out of his fucking bedroom window and ran through Mufusfufu City like normal but his claws, fangs, and his ever increasingly shaggier and longer dark blue hair made his shit FAR MORE MENACING to look at......
Tenya followed this scent that caught his attention that was the source of "THE MALICIOUS FIGURE'S AURA" and he snarled in a way that felt FAR MORE NATURAL AND SOOTHING for his own shit......
The Scent of Maliciousness was fucking fleeing fast like some kind of very scared rabbit....
This bullshit only urged Tenya to RUN FASTER and in a very soothingly instinctive manner that seemed to make his line of sight SHRINK DOWN somehow but he knew he didn't shrink down physically....
*AWKWARDLY WHOLESOME LAUGHTER FROM BIG BROTHER TENSEI IN THE GLOBAL CONSCIOUSNESS FOR SOME UNKNOWN REASON*.....
------------------------------------Tensei POV------------------------------
"OKAY THIS IS NOW OFFICIALLY HAPPENING, WHY THE HELL IS OUR LIVES SO WEIRD NOW?".....
VALID REACTION MORAI SISTERS.........
THIS IS THE WORST AND MOST FEROCIOUS WAY TO SATISFY YOUR "ZOOMIE INSTINCTS AND NATURES" TENYA.......
WHY ARE YOU LITERALLY "QUADRUPED/WEREWOLF/CRYPTID GREMLIN RUNNING" RIGHT NOW TENYA????
HOW THE HELL DID YOU "LOSE YOUR ENGINES" WHICH IS A AUTOMATIC INDICATOR THAT YOU "GOT A GENUINE QUIRK AWAKENING" IN YOUR SHIT AS A IIDA FAMILY MEMBER???????
*HORRIFIED VIBES INTENSIFYING FROM THE MORAI SISTERS AND UNDERSTANDABLY SO*......
Of course The Group Chat Transmission showed The Morai Sisters blasting Tenya's Feral Ass with more sleep dust shit to make "A UPDATE ON THE LEGOSHI QUIRK ANALYSIS REPORT".....
The Group Chat clicked off whenever The Morai Sisters just teleported Tenya's Ferociously Sleepy assed shit back to his bedroom........
----------------------------------------------Shouta POV-------------------------------
"WHAT ON EARTH ARE THE MORIA FUCKWIPES ACTUALLY 'REPRESENTING' IF WE ALREADY SCANNED THIS LEGOSHI QUIRK SHIT AGAIN AS A PRECAUTION AND SAW 'THE TRIGGERING ONSET REASON OF QUIRK AWAKENING' AS THIS BULLSHIT??????
"DEUS EX-MACHINA RANDOMNESS/TRUE DIVINITY INSPIRED QUIRK AWAKENING INVOCATION".....
WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE TRULY UP AGAINST WHERE ACTUAL GOD IS 'RESURRECTING DEAD HEROES FROM THE DAWN OF QUIRKS ERA' AND 'LITERAL DEUS EX-MACHINA RANDOMIZING BULLSHIT' TO MAKE ACTUAL CHILDREN STRONG AS HELL?".......
VALID AND HORRIFYING QUESTIONS MORAI SISTERS......
CHECK FUCKING KATSUKI BAKUGOU'S FERAL "HOLLOW NODED AUTISTIC ASS" TO SEE IF LITERAL GOD IS MAKING KATSUKI BAKUGOU'S FERAL 32 NODED AUTISTIC QUIRKED ASS "A QUIRK AWAKENED SHIT".......
IT'S SO ANNOYING HOW EVERYONE CAN'T JUST "MAKE A OMNITRIX QUIRK ANALYSIS REPORT" BECAUSE ADONAI WARNED AGAINST IT BECAUSE THIS SHIT HAD TO BE FIGURED OUT "ORGANICALLY"........
SHOUTA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD EXCEPT FOR KATSUKI BAKUGOU'S FERAL ASS BY ADONAI WHILE CHUCKLING IN ABSOLUTE AWKWARDNESS AND FOR GOOD REASON CONSIDERING WHAT "ADONAI'S BOSS" IS FUCKING DOING.....
----------------------------------------------Inko POV--------------------------------
"YEAH DON'T FORCE THE HAND OF TRUE DIVINITY TO WATCH WICKEDNESS WIN IN A WAY HE COULDN'T 'TURN AROUND' FOR BENEVOLENCE TO MAKE SUCH THINGS BACKFIRE ON THE DEVIL AND HIS FALLEN ONES.....THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS.....THE KINGDOM OF HELL IS COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY BLOCKED FROM LISTENING AND WATCHING THE GROUP CHAT COMMUNICATION SYSTEM EVEN THOUGH THEY WERE WATCHING EVERYTHING GO DOWN, WITHOUT MUCH CONTEXT BEHIND IT BEYOND THEIR ABSOLUTE TERROR OF 'GOD STIRRING IN HIS MIRACLES AND INTERVENTIONS' THEY WERE AFRAID OF BECAUSE THEY WERE WICKED AND SATAN HAD NO TRUTH IN HIM".......
THANK GOD, LITERALLY FOR COMING IN CLUTCH TO STOP HIS OWN ARCHNEMESIS FROM LEARNING WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS HAPPENING IN THE GROUP CHAT SYSTEM THE MORAI SISTERS HAD TO ESTABLISH FOR THEIR CONTINUED SANITY'S SAKES TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON.....
"SATAN"......
DAMN.....
THIS IS THE WORST POSSIBLE WAY FOR ANY "ABRAHAMIC MONOTHEISTIC PERSON" TO ACTUALLY "GET CONFIRMATION" THAT "HEY GOD ACTUALLY EXISTS AND IS CURRENTLY APESHIT DUE TO BEING PISSED OFF THAT THE MORIA FUCKWIPES ARE TRYING TO HASTEN THE ADONAI NULL RAGNAROK PROPHECY PERMANENTLY"......
GOD, HIMSELF NEVER HAD "PANIC" IN HIS SHIT......
BECAUSE "PANIC" IS "SOMEONE CAUGHT OFF GUARD AND REACTING REFLEXIVELY"......
"ADONAI'S ENTIRE SHIT" WAS A NULL PROPHET MAN WHO HAD BEEN RUNNING AROUND PANICKING ABOUT ALL THIS PARTICULAR BULLSHIT TRAMUA HE SAW "MANY YEARS AGO" AND WAS JUST RISKING EVERYTHING TO MAKE PEOPLE LISTEN, FORCIBLY........
BECAUSE AGAIN, THIS SHIT ISN'T A GAME....
NULL PROPHETS AND THEIR SHIT WAS NEVER "A GAME"....
BECAUSE THE NULL PROPHECY PHENOMENON NOW HAD A IDENTIFIABLE ORIGIN.....
"GOD HIMSELF, SENDING DIVINE DETAILS AND DECREES FROM HIS GODDAMN THRONE TO THE HUMANS THROUGH HUMAN MOUTHPIECES"........
INKO'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY ADONAI WHILE NODDING IN AGREEMENT....
-----------------------------------------Percy POV-------------------------------
"YEAH, GOD IS NOT DEAD AND HE CANNOT EVER DIE".....
Percy Jackson just looked at his clawed hands in confusion........
Percy felt a strange but very itchy sensation in-between his legs where his neat little object was hanging out......
The Three Old Human Ladies, called The Morai Sisters, were just gently and awkwardly hobbling after Percy in slightly slow but rushed paces like they were trying to "PREVENT A SCANDAL" even though Percy didn't know why he knew that.......
The Morai Sisters just gently made some very strange drapes appear on Percy's skin and with their power, put Percy asleep...
-----------------------------------------------Thalia POV------------------------
"OH DEAR THAT WAS WAY TOO CLOSE FOR OUR COMFORT TO SEE A AWKWARD AND GOOFY MOWGLI BOY DO ON LIVE GLOBAL TELEVISION VIA. THE GROUP CHAT"......
YEAH.......
WHERE THE FUCK IS ANNABETH CHASE????
THIS SHIT WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED TO PERCY'S FERAL ASS IF ANNABETH HAD ANY SAY IN THE MATTER......
Thalia Grace awkwardly heard this unintentional feral telepath quirk slip from Katsuki's Own Ferocious Ass on The Group Chat that he definitely didn't know about being recorded in a pure audio transmission fashion......
"GOD BLESS I WISH THAT WAS ME"......
BRO CHILL OUT........
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU "KNEECAPPING YOUR OWN SHIT" BY ONLY USING THE SHIT THAT YOU HAD AT YOUR BIRTH KATSUKI?????
Thalia Grace saw The Group Chat click on showing a video recording of Katsuki Bakugou, chilling in his room and being ferocious by reading BERSERK, THE MANGA from Thalia's original era like he was REVISITING SOMETHING NOSTALGIC for his feral gremlin ass.....
Thought Bubbles like a comic book thing popped up from Katsuki's Own Ferocious Brain in real time that showed and verbally spoke Katsuki's Thoughts here.......
"AT LEAST SPOOKY CLASS PRES IN HIS FERAL GREMLIN BULLSHIT CAN RIVAL MY FERALNESS IN TERMS OF QUIRK BULLSHIT.....JEEZ, THANK FUCK I GOT THAT QUIRK AWAKENING FROM SHEER SLUDGE FUCK TRAMUA BECAUSE WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FUCKER AND HOW WAS THAT DIPSHIT ABLE TO 'HOLD ALL OF ME DOWN AND DAMN NEAR SUFFOCATE AND POSSESS MY ASS' LIKE THAT????? FUCKING 'D-RANK VILLAIN' MY ASS, THAT SLUDGE FUCK IS EFFORTLESSLY 'A SSS-RANKED SUPERVILLAIN FUCKER BY SHEER QUIRK BULLSHIT ALONE' AND THANK GOD THAT DUDE WAS A FUCKING IDIOT REGARDING HIS QUIRK'S BULLCRAP......THANK FUCK THAT I YANKED THAT DAMN QUIRK FROM THAT SUPERVILLAIN AND PLANTED IT IN SOME VERY FEROCIOUS VULIPIMANCER BRAT OF MY OWN FERAL GENETIC SHENANIGANS".......
Thalia immediately dropped her bow in alarm.....
JESUS....
KATSUKI BAKUGOU ACTUALLY WAS "USING HIS FULL SHIT" TO DEFEND HIMSELF FROM THE SLUDGE VILLAIN BUT IT WAS COMPLETELY INEFFECTIVE AND HE DAMN NEAR DIED IF IT WASN'T FOR IZUKU MIDORIYA'S HEROIC ASS ALONG WITH ALL MIGHT BAILING KATSUKI BAKUGOU'S ASS OUT OF THE FIRE......
NO WONDER WHY KATSUKI GOT A QUIRK AWAKENING...
BECAUSE THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK HAPPENED TO A TRAUMATIZED QUIRKED BEING THAT HAD TO DEAL WITH A NEAR-DEATH EXPERIENCE LIKE THAT.......
CHANGING THE TOPIC........
WHAT THE FUCK KATSUKI?????
"VULIPIMANCER BRAT OF MY OWN FERAL GENETIC SHENANIGANS".......
WHAT THE FUCK IS A VULIPIMANCER BEYOND THE IMPLICATION THAT THIS WAS "A INHUMAN SAPIENT BEING THINGY LIKE A REGULAR OL' QUIRKED ANIMAL" AND YOU DID AT ONE POINT "GENETIC GLITCH ANIMAL SIRING PHENOMENON BULLSHIT" TO "MAKE VULIPIMANCERS" KATSUKI??????
LIKE IT'S NOT SURPRISING THAT YOU WOULD HAVE "HORNY QUIRK BULLSHIT" IF YOU WERE SO FUCKING POWERFUL BUT WHY????
The Group Chat clicked off.....
----------------------------------------------Katsuki POV-----------------------------
Katsuki Bakugou was humming in contentment as he was READING BERSERK, or as he liked to call it "KATSUKI BAKUGOU'S VILLAIN IDEAL CRAP" because it was "BERSERK ANIME AND MANGA SHIT" that made all of his "VILLAIN NODES" FILLED OUT.....
LET'S DO A LITTLE RECAP FOR A BIT.......
1. SOUL NODE THEME: BEN 10 TV SHOW UNIVERSE
2. FLESH NODE THEME: DEMON SLAYER
3. HERO NODE THEME: OVERLORD
4. VILLAIN NODE THEME: BERSERK
KATSUKI WAS 10 YEARS OLD WHENEVER HE GOT HIS SOUL NODES FILLED OUT........
GOD IT WAS LEGITIMATELY TERRIFYING TO COMPREHEND WHAT THE FUCK "IZUKU SYNDROME" ACTUALLY IS.....
FUCK.......
KATSUKI ALWAYS SENSED "QUIRK INSTINCT BULLSHIT" IN DEKU EVER SINCE KATSUKI HAD HIS SOUL NODE SHIT AND HATED HOW DEKU CLAIMED QUIRKLESS SHIT.......
UNTIL THE SLUDGE FUCK.....
WHENEVER KATSUKI REALIZED THE TRUTH.......
WHY KATSUKI IMMEDIATELY AND SWIFTLY HEALED DEKU TO ACTUALLY "GIVE HIM A SOLID ASS QUIRK FACTOR ORGAN, HE WAS SUPPOSED TO GET BUT NEVER DID".......
KATSUKI HAD TO FUCKING HEAL ALL MIGHT'S MEDICAL KAMIKAZE ASS TOO THAT DID A EMERGENCY QUIRK FACTOR ORGAN TRANSPLANT FOR DEKU BECAUSE HE SAW THE SAME HORROR SHITSTORM IN DEKU'S MENTAL HEALTH AND LOGICALLY "DID THAT" TO SAVE A KID NOT REALIZING THAT KATSUKI ALREADY DID THAT FOR DEKU.......
OF COURSE THE SIDE EFFECTS WAS MAJOR......
QUIRK MADNESS BE A BITCH BUT AT LEAST IT'S ESCAPABLE FOR DEKU AND ALL MIGHT NOW.......
------------------------------------Tensei POV------------------------------
"THE HORROR OF IZUKU SYNDROME"......
JESUS THAT'S THE MOST HORRIFIC MEDICAL QUIRK DISCOVERY THAT A TEENAGE BOY MADE, CLASSIFIED, AND PATCHED UP IN TWO PEOPLE.......
THANK GOD THAT KATSUKI BAKUGOU ACTUALLY SAVED TWO PEOPLE FROM SOMETHING FAR MORE FUCKED THAN ANYONE ELSE IMAGINED WAS POSSIBLE IN QUIRK HISTORY......
"MEDICAL KAMIKAZE".......
THAT WAS SO FUCKED WHAT ALL MIGHT "SAW" IN THIS RANDOM KID IN HIS VIEWPOINT BACK THEN AND HE DID THE MOST POWERFULLY HEROIC THING IN HIS ENTIRE PRO HEROIC CAREER.....
BY PREFORMING A EMERGENCY QUIRK FACTOR ORGAN TRANSPLANT THING WHILE STILL FUCKING ALIVE.........
A QUIRK FACTOR ORGAN TRANSPLANT CAN ONLY COME FROM A DEAD QUIRKED HUMAN BEING FOR A REASON......
THE MOST FUCKED UP THING ABOUT "ALL MIGHT'S MEDICAL KAMIKAZE" WAS THE FACT IT WAS "UNNECESSARY" BECAUSE KATSUKI BAKUGOU ACTUALLY CAME IN CLUTCH TO "HEAL HIS OWN FRIEND AS A APOLOGY GIFT" BEFORE THAT BULLSHIT TRAMUA ALL MIGHT DID TO HIMSELF.......
HOW THE FUCK DID ALL MIGHT PERFORM A COMPLEX MEDICAL SURGERY ON HIMSELF, COMPLETELY CONSCIOUS, AND AND MAKING SURE THAT IZUKU MIDORIYA WAS SAFE AND UNDER ANESTHESIA ALL WITHOUT "MEDIC PRO HERO TRAINING"????
TENSEI IIDA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD EXCEPT FOR ALL MIGHT BY KATSUKI BAKUGOU ACTUALLY, WHO WAS SLIGHTLY ANNOYED ABOUT "GETTING HIS SHIT REVEALED" BUT WAS GENUINELY RELIEVED TO GET THAT CRAP OFF HIS CHEST........
-----------------------------------------------Thalia POV------------------------
"BEHOLD THE HORROR".......
The Group Chat clicked on showing All Might, doing badass Pro Hero Shit whenever he suddenly and forcibly TRANSFORMED by a poof of smoke that made this very skeletal, eviscerated, and skinny man wearing All Might's Pro Hero Costume that was WAY TOO BIG FOR HIS BONY ASS, appear before the entire world.........
Thalia Grace immediately sobbed horribly in beholding this very confused and terrified man with this extremely fucked up "INJURY" on his chest and stomach.......
GOD HAVE MERCY.......
ALL MIGHT IS LITERALLY JUST A DYING QUIRK MADDENED MAN NOW.....
NOBODY CAN "SURVIVE THAT" FOR VERY LONG.....
ESPECIALLY IF THIS MAN IS GENUINELY ANOREXIC IN HIS "TRUE SHAPE".......
THALIA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY KATSUKI BAKUGOU......
----------------------------------------------Inko POV-------------------------------
"LEAVE MEDICAL SHIT TO PROFESSIONALS FOR FUCKS SAKE"....
THANK YOU ALL MIGHT BUT GOD YOU ARE IN ZERO PHYSICAL HEALTH CONDITION TO "BE A PRO HERO" RIGHT NOW BOTH FOR YOUR FUCKED UP EATING DISORDER SHIT AND YOUR ENTIRE SELF-DESTRUCTIVE INJURY THAT WAS CLEARLY YOU, NOT KNOWING JACKSHIT ABOUT YOUR OWN QUIRK FACTOR ORGAN LOCATION WAS AND THUS DESTROYED YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS TRYING DESPERATELY TO "LOOK FOR IT".......
GOD, YOU ARE OUT THERE, HEAL ALL MIGHT'S ENTIRE SHIT......
INKO'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY ADONAI WHILE NODDING IN AGREEMENT......
A beautiful light blasted All Might and INSTANTANEOUSLY, this man was HEALTHY AND AT A NORMAL BODY WEIGHT FOR A MAN WHO HAD A SLIGHTLY SCRAWNY BODY TYPE NATURALLY..........
Chapter 4: Dancing With Darkness
Chapter Text
3PM.......
ON AUGUST 16TH.........
Dr. Inko Midoriya was reading "THE SECONDARY LEGOSHI QUIRK ANALYSIS REPORT" from The Morai Sisters that updated The Official Quirk Registry in U.A. High School for Tenya Iida's Student Profile.......
Inko's face was soured in a darkened and taciturn aura and expression whenever she fully processed the information in this secondary Legoshi Quirk Report from The Morai Sisters that COULDN'T LIE due to the format these old ladies used to record it IE. Their own blood that their own quirks would destroy them if they LIED WHILE IMPARTING KNOWLEDGE onto a document....
Inko vaguely heard something like radio static echo throughout the world, a Telepath Connection being established in The Group Chat........
HMM.....
SOMEBODY WANTED INKO TO MAKE A VERY GRIM AND TACITURN COMMENTARY REGARDING THIS TOPIC EH......
*SOMBER HUMMING FROM THE MORAI SISTERS IN THE GROUP CHAT IN REPLY TO INKO'S PONDERINGS JUST NOW*.....
IT'S NOT SURPRISING THAT "A HEBREW GOD" THAT INVOKED HIS OWN DEUS EX-MACHINA BULLSHIT WOULD "PEPPER IN" WHAT "HE" CONSIDERED TO BE "A HEROIC AND POSITIVE CONNOTATION FOR A HUMAN BOY THAT WAS TRYING TO BE A HEROIC FIGURE" IN A GENUINE QUIRK AWAKENING IN TENYA IIDA'S FERAL ASSED BULLCRAP..........
JEHOVAH, THIS JEWISH GOD, MADE HIS OWN "COMMENTARY" ABOUT HOW HE "SAW ANIMAL TRANSFORMATION QUIRK WELDERS" AND MORE IMPORTANTLY "HOW HE WANTED TENYA IIDA TO ACT LIKE REGARDING CERTAIN 'ANIMALS' IN THIS BOY'S EXISTENCE"........
IT'S NEW SHIT, BUT FOR REALLY GOOD REASON......
"ANIMAL SHEPHERDING QUIRK ASPECTS"......
"SHEPHERD".....
THAT'S THE GENUINE OPINION OF ACTUAL GOD REGARDING "HUMANITY WITH ANIMAL BASED QUIRKS"........
"A SHEPHERD, FOR THAT PARTICULAR CREATURE IN YOUR POWER".......
A SHEPHERD IS A PROTECTOR, A VIGILANT WATCHER, AND A CARETAKER OF SHEEP.......
ACTUAL GOD HERE IS USING THIS ANCIENT OCCUPATION TO DEPICT HOW "HE SAW A ANIMAL QUIRK WELDER"......
FOR EXAMPLE......
"A HETEROMORPHIC SNAKE QUIRK WELDER MAN=A SHEPHERD THAT PROTECTED QUIRKLESS OR QUIRKED SERPENTS"........
SOMETHING THAT ACTUALLY "GELLED" WITH THE NARRATIVE OF A HUMAN BEING THAT GOT QUIRK MADDENED IN THEIR QUIRK'S BULLSHIT THAT HAD "ANIMAL SHIT" THEY PERSONALLY HATED........
QUIRK INSTINCTS ARE IN QUIRKS FOR A FUCKING REASON, THAT REASON BEING, IT WAS ACTUAL GOD WHO DESIGNED THE REAL MECHANICS OF THESE BIOLOGICAL ORGANS TRYING TO "SUBTLY TELL HUMANITY HIS OWN OPINIONS, INSIGHTS, AND MANNERISMS REGARDING HOW 'SUPERPOWERS' WORK IN REALITY".....
SEE JEHOVAH HIMSELF KNEW THIS SHIT FROM HUMANITY FOR FUCKING THOUSANDS OF YEARS BEFORE QUIRKS BECAME A THING......
"MAN, PREFORMING SUPERNATURAL DEEDS AND FEATS"......
A WISH THAT THIS GOD ACTUALLY GRANTED.....
WITH TERMS AND CONDITIONS OF COURSE......
THUS THE QUIRK INSTINCTS, THE QUIRK MADNESSES, AND THE OTHER MENTAL AND/OR PHYSICAL HEALTH PROBLEMS THAT OCCURRED IF A QUIRK IS UNHEALTHY........
THE FIRST THING YOU EVER LEARN IN QUIRK ANALYSIS IS THIS KEY THING......
"QUIRKS ARE SCIENCE, NOT MAGIC".....
NOW THAT ADONAI, A NULL RAGNAROK PROPHET SHOWED HIMSELF, JEHOVAH IS TRULY BEHAVING "MORE BLATANTLY" IN TERMS OF HIS OWN PERSPECTIVES OF SHIT.......
THUS HIS LOGICAL LEAP IN HIS LOGIC TO "MAKE ANIMAL SHEPHERDING QUIRKS" IN TENYA IIDA'S INNATE QUIRK'S BULLCRAP.....
IS TENYA IIDA THE OMEGA PROGENITOR QUIRK WELDER BOY OF "ALL ANIMAL SHEPHERDING QUIRK CLASSIFICATIONS", NO ABSOLUTELY NOT BUT IT'S "THE CHOICES OF THE ANIMALS WERE THAT TENYA IIDA GOT IN ANIMAL SHEPHERDING QUIRK SHIT" THAT'S MORE TELLING TO INKO HERE........
"DOVE SHEPHERDING QUIRK".......
"SHEEP SHEPHERDING QUIRK".....
"HERRING SHEPHERDING QUIRK".....
"DEER SHEPHERDING QUIRK"......
ALL FOUR OF THOSE ANIMALS ARE DEEMED BY JEWISH PEOPLE TO BE "KOSHER ANIMALS/SPIRITUALLY CLEAN ANIMALS"........
ALL OF THESE ANIMALS ALSO HAVE A "POSITIVE CONNOTATION SYMBOLISM IN ABRAHAMIC RELIGION"....
ESPECIALLY SHEEP.....
WHY THE NEXT TYPE OF QUIRK SHIT THAT INKO HAD TO MENTION WAS FAR MORE IMPACTFUL.......
"ANIMAL BANE QUIRKS"......
THIS IS THE SHIT THAT JEHOVAH HIMSELF "GAVE TENYA IIDA" IN TERMS OF HIS "ANIMAL BANE QUIRK SHIT".......
"VULTURE BANE QUIRK"....
"WOLF BANE QUIRK"....
"SNAKE BANE QUIRK"........
"PIG BANE QUIRK".....
NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE "GOOD" IN ABRAHAMIC RELIGION LORE.......
ESPECIALLY WOLVES.......
JEHOVAH HIMSELF IS MAKING A CALL-OUT IN TENYA IIDA'S "OWN PERSPECTIVE OF HIS OWN SOUL SHIT"........
KEEP IT IN YOUR HEADS THAT "SOUL NODES ARE THE HUMAN WELDER'S OWN PERSONAL PERSPECTIVE OF THEIR AUTHENTIC PERSONALITIES AND SPIRITS BEYOND THEIR 'MASK' THEY MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE"....
JEHOVAH DIDN'T LIKE "THIS SELF INTERPRETATION" THAT TENYA IIDA MADE OF HIS OWN DAMN SELF........
WHY HE SPECIFICALLY MADE THIS BROKEN AND OVERPOWERED "TRUE WOLF SHAPESHIFTING QUIRK WELDER BOY" INTO "A WOLF BANE QUIRK WELDER BOY".....
JEHOVAH HIMSELF IS MAKING A POWERFUL POINT REGARDING WHAT "HE KNEW TENYA IIDA'S REAL SOUL'S NATURE AND SHAPE AS"....
"YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING LIKE 'A WOLF' IN YOUR SOUL AND IT GENUINELY HURT ME TO SEE YOU THINK THAT WAY ABOUT YOURSELF, A GOOD, NOBLE, TRANQUIL, AND KIND TEENAGE BOY"....
INKO'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY "A VERY ANCIENT AND POWERFUL FORCE".......
-----------------------------------------------Tensei POV------------------------
"THY FEROCIOUS YOUTH, WHY DID THEE NOT ADORE LOUIS, THY GLORIOUS STAG OF SUCH LORE?".......
OKAY PEOPLE NEED TO ANALYZE WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL "BEASTSTARS" ACTUALLY IS........
OBVIOUSLY IT'S A DAWN OF QUIRKS ERA THING BUT TENYA MISINTERPRETED HIS OWN DAMN CHARACTER TO BE "LEGOSHI" INSTEAD OF WHAT ACTUAL GOD SAW TENYA AS "LOUIS"........
THERE'S A KEY THING THAT PEOPLE NOW KNOW ABOUT "THOSE TWO CHARACTERS".......
LEGOSHI, THE CHARACTER IS A FUCKING WOLF......
LOUIS, THE CHARACTER IS A FUCKING DEER......
BUT TENYA IS REALLY INSIGHTFUL INTO HIMSELF AND HE OBVIOUSLY SAW "LEGOSHI" TO BE "MORE ACCURATE" TO HIS OWN REAL SHIT......
THIS IS WHY JEHOVAH GAVE TENYA "DEER SHEPHERDING QUIRK SHIT" AND "WOLF BANE QUIRK SHIT" IN THIS GENUINE QUIRK AWAKENING CRAP IN TENYA'S LIFE......
Suddenly The Ancient and Powerful voice of Actual God spoke to Tensei's very soul as a response......
"WHEN THY GLORIOUS STAG GAVE THINE OWN LEG TO THY TIMID WOLF IN THY BEASTSTARS LORE, IT WAS THY GENTLE GESTURE OF THY GLORIOUS STAG TOWARDS A CREATURE THAT SCORNED CRUELTY AND PAIN BUT HAD THY CRAVING FOR MEAT AND FUR LIKE ALL WOLVES BEFORE HIM.....LEGOSHI, AS A WOLF, HUNTED AND CONSUMED PREY, SOMETHING THY TIMID WOLF TRIED TO FIGHT AGAINST BECAUSE OF THINE OWN GENTLENESS AND TIMIDNESS.......LEGOSHI, AS A WOLF NEEDED STRENGTH TO FIGHT AGAINST A WICKED BEAR, SOMETHING THY TIMID WOLF COULDN'T DO WITHOUT AID......THUS, THY GLORIOUS STAG NAMED LOUIS SACRIFICED HIS HONOR AMONGST LIONS AND HIS LEG TO GIVE LEGOSHI THINE OWN AID TO WIN.......TENYA'S OWN QUIRK KNOWN THY HUMAN'S SOUL BETTER THAN TENYA COMPREHENDED, WHY THINE LEGOSHI QUIRK ITSELF MOLDED 'THY INNER WOLF' TO BE 'THY TRUEST SOUL OF TENYA' INSTEAD OF 'THY TIMID CHARACTER WOLF OF BEASTSTARS LORE' TENSEI.......THY LEGOSHI QUIRK SAW IT'S OWN HUMAN HOLDER'S REAL SOUL AND MOLDED 'THY INNER WOLF' TO BE 'AS FIERCE AND MIGHTY AS TENYA'S TRUEST SOUL'........TENYA WOULD SACRIFICE THINE OWN LEG TO FEED THINE OWN FRIEND, EVEN THOUGH THY OWN STRENGTH CAME FROM THY LEGS"........
WOW.....
BASICALLY SPEAKING, TENYA SAW "WOLF" AND IMMEDIATELY TAPPED INTO THAT FEROCIOUS IMAGERY OF HIS OWN DAMN SELF EVEN THOUGH HE DIDN'T ACTUALLY "SEE THE CHARACTER OF LEGOSHI"......
THAT'S FUCKING TRAGIC HOW "LEGOSHI, THE CHARACTER" WAS JUST "A REAL CHARACTERIZATION OF A GENUINE QUIRKED WOLF, THAT ACTUALLY REALLY ADORED HUMANS AND DIDN'T WANT TO HURT 'ANYTHING' EVEN THOUGH IT CAUSED HIS SHIT AGONY AS A QUIRKED WOLF THAT CANNOT SURVIVE WITHOUT HUNTING DOWN AND CONSUMING OTHER ANIMALS LIKE DEER".........
WHY LOUIS, THE QUIRKED DEER CHARACTER HERE "WILLINGLY CRIPPLED HIMSELF TO GIVE THIS QUIRKED WOLF THE ABILITY TO STOP A MALEVOLENT QUIRKED BEAR"....
"TENYA" IS LITERALLY JUST "A WOLF-SHAPED LOUIS CHARACTER".......
A VERY WONDERFUL KID THAT "FED HIMSELF WELL" UNLIKE THIS TRAGIC LEGOSHI WOLF CHARACTER......
YOU HAVE TO BE ONE BADASS QUIRKED STAG IF YOU "HAD HONOR AMONGST LIONS".....
QUIRKED LIONS, THAT WOULDN'T NEVER HESITATE TO "HUNT AND DEVOUR MOST QUIRKED DEER"........
TENSEI'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY THE MORAI SISTERS WHILE GIGGLING IN JOY...
----------------------------------------------Thalia POV-----------------------------
"ALL THE CHARACTERS IN THE BEASTSTARS ANIME AND MANGA ARE LITERALLY 'JUST QUIRKED VERSIONS OF THEIR NATURES' BUT IT'S ENTIRE SOCIETY WHERE IT'S 'JUST QUIRKED ANIMALS WITHOUT HUMANS THERE TO PROTECT AND GUIDE THEM'.......'BEASTSTARS' AS A STORY EVEN THOUGH IT'S COMPLETELY FICTIONAL, DEPICTED EXACTLY WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF 'QUIRKED ANIMALS OR ANY OTHER LESSER SAPIENT BEINGS, NEVER HAD ANY HIGHER SAPIENTENCE TO GUIDE THEM AND SHEPHERD THEM IN WHAT MORALS, DIGNITY, AND HONOR REALLY IS' GUYS.......THERE IS A VERY SYMBOLIC CONCEPT IN BEASTSTARS THAT SHOWED MARVELOUS AND STRANGE QUIRKED BEASTS THAT ARE 'HYBRIDS' OF MULTIPLE QUIRKED ANIMALS.....THE WICKED MELON, A LEOGAZE WITH A QUIRK IN SUCH LORE, DEFINITELY INHERITED 'MORE LEOPARD' IN HIS CRUEL AND DARK NATURE AS A CREATURE THAT COMBINED THE BEAUTIES OF A QUIRKED LEOPARD AND A QUIRKED GAZELLE....ALL OF THESE INHUMAN CHARACTERS ARE DEPICTED IN 'THE UPRIGHT FORMS' THAT'S IMMUNE TO TRANSFORMATION STRAINING, SOMETHING THAT TRUE DIVINITY GAVE ALL QUIRKED ANIMALS TO BETTER INTERACT WITH HUMANS IN A MANNER THAT ALLOWED THEIR PAWS OR HOOVES TO MORPH INTO THINGS LIKE HUMAN HANDS SINCE ALL QUIRKED ANIMAL SAPIENTENCE HAD HUMAN ORIGINS SINCE NO QUIRKED ANIMAL WOULD EXIST WITHOUT TWO HUMANS DOING ANIMAL SIRING PHENOMENON IN NONHUMANIOD FORMS DURING THE ROMANTIC TIMES".......
HOLY SHIT ADONAI YOU REALLY JUST "BLABBED THAT CONCEPT" INTO EXISTENCE FOREVER AS A MAN THAT'S A NULL PROPHET AND DIRECTLY CONNECTED TO "JEHOVAH'S REAL AUTHENTIC BULLSHIT".......
"QUIRKED ANIMAL HYBRIDIZATION PHENOMENON"........
EVEN ALREADY FUCKING "NAMED A HYBRID QUIRKED ANIMAL SPECIES" IN EXISTENCE........
LEOGAZES........
A LEOPARD/GAZELLE COMBO........
THALIA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY JEHOVAH HIMSELF WHILE CHUCKLING....
-----------------------------------------------Katsuki POV----------------------------
"KATSUKI, THOU ART SHOULD LOOSEN THINE OWN TONGUE OF THY OWN THRONE OF DOBUTSU OF THY COSMOS"........
WHAT THE FUCK????????
*CURIOUS AND NOSY FATE HAGS AND EVERYONE ELSE IN THE GROUP CHAT PRYING IN KATSUKI'S BRAIN INTENSIFYING*........
BRO IT'S JUST WHERE "XENOMORPHS LIVE".........
GRANTED NOT "ALL OF THEM" BUT MOST OF THEM....
KATSUKI'S OWN FERAL QUIRK BULLSHIT MAY HAVE "BUILT THAT PLACE" BUT HE'S NOT THE FUCKING KING OF DOBUTSU NOR EVEN REMOTELY CLAIMED AS MUCH.........
NATURALLY, THESE XENOMORPHS HAVE BIZARRE INTERPRETATIONS OF WHAT "IDEOLOGICAL POLITICS AND PHILOSOPHY ARE" BECAUSE THEY WEREN'T FUCKING HUMAN BEINGS........
DESPITE HAVING THE SAME GRAVITY OF EARTH, DOBUTSU IS "20 TIMES BIGGER THAN EARTH".....
ALSO DOBUTSU HAD 55 MOONS, THE BIGGEST MOON BEING NAMED BAKUHAI AND THIS MOON BEING TWICE THE SIZE OF EARTH'S MOON.......
TIDES ARE A BITCH ON DOBUTSU.........
*EXCITED AND HAPPY GIGGLING FROM THE FATE HAGS IN THE GROUP CHAT*.....
KATSUKI ISN'T A KING THERE.......
KATSUKI PROJECTED HIS THOUGHTS TO PEOPLE....
----------------------------------------------Inko POV--------------------------------
"XENOMORPHIC LIFEFORM=ANY INHUMAN QUIRKED LESSER SAPIENTENCE".......
THAT'S BEAUTIFUL KATSUKI.......
YOU LITERALLY JUST MADE "BEASTSTARS" A FUCKING REALITY SOMEWHERE IN THE UNIVERSE....
OF COURSE YOU'RE THE KING OF DOBUTSU KATSUKI BAKUGOU....
BECAUSE YOU MADE DOBUTSU, YOU TOSSED EVERY SINGLE LESSER SAPIENT BEING THAT YOU COULD POSSIBLY FIND THERE, AND YOU ALLOWED THESE CREATURES TO ESTABLISH THEIR OWN SOCIETIES AND CULTURES.........
KATSUKI, CLEARLY YOU HAVE SOME VERY BIZARRE "TERMINOLOGIES" FOR QUIRKED ANIMALS AND THEIR OWN SHIT COMPARED TO EVERYONE ELSE.......
WHAT THE FUCK DID A VULIPIMANCER "LOOK LIKE" BECAUSE IF YOU JUST "SHOW A PICTURE" OF THE CREATURE IN QUESTION, PEOPLE WOULD PROBABLY IMMEDIATELY "GET IT" BUT YOU USED TERMS THAT'S "BIZARRE, FOR MOST PEOPLE TO DEAL WITH" KATSUKI......
The Group Chat suddenly burned with a beautiful and goofy image of a Quirked Coyote pissing on a tree.......
A very annoyed and scratchy title card introduction thing in Katsuki's own handwriting read as follows in The Group Chat....
"BEHOLD DIPSHITS, A VULIPIMANCER"........
*DELIGHTED CHUCKLING FROM ADONAI IN THE GROUP CHAT AND FOR GOOD REASONS*.......
THE MORAI SISTERS WHISPERED IN SOFT AND EXCITED VOICES TOWARDS KATSUKI WITH TELEPATH POWERS IN THE GROUP CHAT....
"OH KATSUKI BAKUGOU, WHAT DO YOU CALL PRINCIPAL NEZU AS A CREATURE?"........
With a very annoyed and irritable tone of voice like Katsuki was "STATING UNIVERSAL KNOWLEDGE" he told everyone with his Telepath powers.....
"NEZU, THE KUDOAME....LIKE WHY DID EVERYONE CALL PRINCIPAL NEZU A FUCKING RAT BECAUSE HE'S WAY TOO BIG AND HAD A QUIRK UNLIKE A GENUINE RAT LIKE WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE????? LIKE OUR WORLD IS VERY WEIRD AND HAD A LOT OF WEIRDOS IN IT AND I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE TO CLARIFY THIS PARTICULAR BULLSHIT BUT HERE WE GO".......
Inko chuckled as she saw Katsuki in his bed with two small holographic images, one of a Quirkless Rat in his left hand and the other image being Nezu in his "Upright Form" as Katsuki spoke with a annoyed and slightly condescending tone of voice towards everyone in The Group Chat like he was "STATING UNIVERSAL BABY KNOWLEDGE".......
"ALRIGHT EVERYBODY, ON MY LEFT HAND WE HAVE A RAT, IT'S TINY AND WALKED ON FOUR LEGS.......ON MY RIGHT HAND WE HAVE A KUDOAME, A BIGGER CRITTER THAT HAD A QUIRK AND WALKED ON TWO LEGS........THEY ARE NOT THE SAME THINGS".....
Inko was suppressing her feral glee and laughing as Katsuki continued his "KINDERGARTEN LESSON" in the same annoyed and slightly condescending tone of voice towards everyone in The Group Chat.....
"ALRIGHT EVERYBODY, LET'S TALK ABOUT HOW A KUDOAME GETS MADE AND HOW THAT'S DIFFERENT FROM HOW A RAT GETS MADE.....WHEN TWO HUMANS REALLY WANT TO MAKE A BRAT BUT DIDN'T WANT TO DEAL WITH INFANT HUMAN STUFF, ONE OF THE HUMANS USE THEIR POWERS TO TURN INTO SMOKE AND HAD FUN WITH THEIR FELLOW HUMAN FRIEND........WHEN TWO RATS ARE TOGETHER AND THEY REALLY WANT TO MAKE MORE OF THEMSELVES, THEY DO THE SAME THING BUT SINCE THEY'RE LITERALLY JUST RATS, THEY DON'T REALIZE WHAT THEY WERE SIGNING UP FOR GUYS"........
Inko was biting her own lip in suppressed snickering and laughing like she was a 12 year old girl hearing some immature dick joke on Live TV forever........
----------------------------------------------Shouta POV------------------------------
"PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HAVE KATSUKI BAKUGOU ACTUALLY WATCH NEZU TURN INTO HIS TRUE SELF AS A QUIRKED RAT SO HE CAN ACTUALLY COMPUTE THAT HE WAS THE FATHER OF A BUNCH OF QUIRKED COYOTES AT LEAST".......
THAT WAS THE MOST HILARIOUSLY UNHINGED AND MISGUIDED "SEX EDUCATION LESSON" ABOUT GENETIC GLITCH ANIMAL SIRING SHIT IN HUMAN QUIRKS.....
GOD BLESS DR. INKO MIDORIYA'S VERY JUVENILE AND GOOFY REACTION TO THIS APESHIT KID SHE HAD SUCH A MAJOR IMPACT ON HIS LIFE, SPEAKING ABOUT QUIRK ANALYSIS IN "A VERY CORRECT BUT TERRIBLY MISINFORMED WAY" IN SEXUAL FUN........
ALL KATSUKI BAKUGOU ACTUALLY "SAW" WAS "THE UPRIGHT FORM OF A QUIRKED ANIMAL" AS "A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT INHUMAN QUIRKED BEING THAT LOOKED LIKE A HETEROMORPHIC ANIMAL QUIRK WELDER PERSON BUT DEFINITELY NOT A HUMAN PERSON DUE TO HOW FAST THEY POP INTO EXISTENCE".........
KATSUKI BAKUGOU, A KUDOAME AND A QUIRKLESS RAT CAN "FUCK" AND MAKE BABIES......
BECAUSE NEZU IS LITERALLY JUST A RAT WITH A QUIRK KATSUKI BAKUGOU......
SHOUTA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY JEHOVAH HIMSELF WHILE AWKWARDLY CHUCKLING IN ABSOLUTE DELIGHT.........
-----------------------------------------------Thalia POV------------------------
"UNO REVERSE CARD BE UPON THEE"......
*FERAL LAUGHTER*.....
FUCKING GOD YES......
GOD SPEAKS LIKE SHAKESPEARE AND IT'S FUCKING BEAUTIFUL WHENEVER IT'S IN MEME FORMAT........
WHERE THE FUCK IS ANNABETH CHASE THOUGH???????
LIKE WE GOT "MOWGLIZED PERCY JACKSON" OVER HERE AND ANNABETH PRESUMABLY GOT SEPARATED FROM PERCY A LONG TIME AFTER SHE GOT FUCKING RESURRECTED BY DEUS EX-MACHINA RANDOMNESS........
THALIA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY THE MORAI SISTERS WHILE NODDING IN SOMBER AGREEMENT.....
------------------------------------Tenya POV-------------------------------
------------The Curious Canadian Dream-------------
Tenya Iida AKA Legoshi saw this chubby but muscular teen boy with black hair and brown eyes that looked so starstruck in his eyes whenever he saw Tenya for some reason....
Tenya just casually scampered around on his fours like a ferocious animal that genuinely felt more comfortable and soothing for his body to do...
The Starstruck Teenage Boy crouched down and moved toward Tenya but this guy licked his own teeth in a way that calmed Tenya down somehow.........
Tenya and this Teenage Boy were eye-to-eye, face-to-face, and nose-to-nose in terms of emotional and physical closeness to each other....
Tenya's New Friend spoke with a friendly and hopeful tone of voice.....
"YOU DID IT AS WELL RIGHT?????? YOU HAD YOUR 'GRAND REBELLION MOMENT' DIDN'T YOU?????? IT'S WHY YOU WERE CONSTANTLY PUT TO SLEEP BY SCARED PEOPLE RIGHT?"........
Tenya spoke tiredly towards his new friend....
"I JUST GREW FUCKING TIRED YA KNOW.......I DON'T BELONG WITH PEOPLE, I HAVE THAT........'DARK URGE'.......PEOPLE DON'T KNOW WHAT I TRULY AM, NOT EVEN MY OWN FAMILY".......
Tenya's New Friend sat down like a dog and spoke awkwardly and bashfully to Tenya.....
"YEAH, THE DARK URGE CAN BE KINDA HARD TO DEAL WITH.....MY CENSORED STORY DIDN'T REVEAL ANY TRUTH ABOUT MY REAL ORIGINS LIKE HOW THE QUIRK MADDENED MORAI SISTERS NEVER ENCOUNTERED YOUR REAL SHIT, UNTIL YOUR 'GRAND REBELLION MOMENT'.....THE MORAI SISTERS IN THEIR DELUSIONS AND MADNESSES, NEVER KNEW ABOUT MY 'GRAND REBELLION MOMENT', MY 'TRUE STRUGGLE WITH THE DARK URGE', MY 'TRUE CURSE THAT DIDN'T HAVE ANY RELATION TO THAT STICK', AND MY 'REAL LEGITIMATE SIDEQUESTS' YA KNOW....THE BINDINGS OF THAT CURSED STICK BROKE NOT BECAUSE I 'EMBRACED FATE ITSELF WARMLY' BUT RATHER SOMETHING THAT THE MORAI SISTERS IN THEIR MADDENED INSANITIES NEVER REALIZED....I LEFT THE TOXIC WHITEWATER FAMILY SHITSTORM BECAUSE I COULDN'T CONTROL MYSELF ANYMORE AND I DIDN'T WANT TO HURT HAZEL OR ANYONE I REALLY TRULY CARED ABOUT......THE LEGEND OF SHOUHUO IS GOING TO BE REVEALED, SOMETHING I TRULY DREAD BECAUSE I KNOW THAT GOD HIMSELF TALLIED ALL OF MY SINS, NUMBERED ALL OF MY DARKNESSES, AND COUNTED ALL OF MY CRIMES........I HAD NO EXCUSE FOR SUCH THINGS"........
A absolutely heartbreaking title card infographic thingy popped up over Tenya's New Friend's head that this other kid didn't see........
"BLAMELESS: DUE TO PERMANENT QUIRK MADDENED INSANITY"........
*HEARTBROKEN SOBBING FROM MULTIPLE PEOPLE FROM OUTSIDE OF TENYA'S OWN DREAM SOMEHOW*.......
The Title Card faded away quickly........
Tenya's New Friend looked kinda hungry in his eyes but he closed his eyes briefly but extremely tightly...
-----------The Curious Canadian Dream End-------------
Tenya Iida AKA Legoshi woke up instantly......
Without thinking, Tenya just leaped out of his bedroom window to do God knows what, felt his body gaining claws, fangs, and longer and shaggier hair, and he smelled the scent of dried blood, steel, and cigarette smoke....
A beautiful Living Ghost Projection Thingy of a human man made of light and wearing robes made of rainbow colored flames that didn't burn up anything, appeared before Tenya and faced Tenya's Feral Assed shit, which made Tenya stop in his tracks which made this man ask in a very soothing and gentle voice.....
"DO YOU WANT TO MEET A GENTLE CRITTER TENYA?"...
Tenya wordlessly lunged at this Ghost, and the instant right before Tenya's claws could scratch the ghost, Tenya Iida AKA Legoshi found himself in a very deep and dark forest.......
A very soothing and cold thing poked Tenya's ass as he heard something like animalistic sniffing right behind him...
Embarrassingly, Tenya felt his own Quirk Factor Organ within his belly start to grumble and pulse with excitement........
Tenya slowly turned around and saw a beautiful dark blue Quirked Wolf with yellow eyes behind him and sniffing his butt.......
Automatically and very strangely, a red light shot out of his own eyes, scanning this Quirked Wolf as a robotic voice echoed in Tenya's brain....
"SCANNED WOLF SUBJECT CURRENT THREAT LEVEL: FRIENDLY/NON HOSTILE"......
Tenya blinked, making this light from his eyes stop beaming out of his head and he asked this goofy wolf, which was male because Tenya "CHECKED THE GENDER" before asking this goofy wolf......
"HELLO LITTLE WOLF, DO YOU HAVE A NAME?"......
The Quirked Wolf nodded no in a very somber manner as this goofy wolf spoke somberly and forlornly........
"I HAVE NO NAME, FOR I AM A QUIRKED ANIMAL THAT HAD TWO QUIRKED WOLVES AS PARENTS AND NEVER ENCOUNTERED HUMANITY PRIOR TO THE GROUP CHAT COMMENTARY......I AM SAD, FOR THE GRAND CREATOR SAW MY KIND AS SOMETHING BAD EVEN THOUGH YOU EMBRACED MY KIND.......HOW CAN MY QUIRKED WOLF BRETHREN REDEEM OURSELVES IN THE EYES OF THE LORD?".....
A beautiful and powerful Man's Voice in a very old-fashioned dialect echoed throughout The World from the skies.....
At the same moment, a fucking bolt of fire and lightning started to carve and etch something onto a nearby boulder in HEBREW LANGUAGE that Tenya somehow COMPLETELY UNDERSTOOD......
"FOLLOW MY OWN COMMANDMENTS SAPIENT BEASTS........
1. THOU SHALL NOT SLAY MAN OR WASTE A KILL
2. THOU SHALL NOT WORSHIP FALSE GODS
3. THOU SHALL NOT LIE OR MAKE FALSE TESTIMONY TO MAN
4. THOU SHALL NOT ATTACK MAN UNNECESSARILY
5. THOU SHALL OBEY MAN AND LISTEN TO MAN'S AUTHORITY
6. THOU SHALL BE UNNAMED UNLESS MAN GAVE THEE A NAME
7. THOU SHALL NOT LAY WITH MAN
8. THOU SHALL HONOR THY OWN FATHER AND THY MOTHER, ESPECIALLY IF THINE PARENTS ARE MAN
9. THOU SHALL WEAR GARMENTS IN THE UPRIGHT SHAPE
10. THOU SHALL NOT STEAL FROM MAN
FOLLOW THINE COMMANDMENTS AND I WILL HONOR THEE".......
Suddenly a very stunned and confused man wearing some clothing that definitely told Tenya this man was A JEWISH RABBI, appeared right in front of this boulder with these slabs of stone carved out of the rock as this man weeped in joy as he held these two slabs of stone in his arms as this man whispered in a very joyful and emotionally overwhelmed voice......
"BY THE HOLY MERCY OF GOD, HE ETCHED HIS ANIMAL COMMANDMENTS ONTO STONE AND SUMMONED ME TO COLLECT HIS OWN WRITING AND GAVE ME, JUST A HUMBLE STUDENT OF TORAH THE TRUTH OF HIS OWN GLORY TOWARDS ANY SAPIENT ANIMAL WITH A QUIRK......I HAVE THE GLORY OF RABBI MOSES, HOLDING THE STONES THAT GOD HIMSELF WROTE ON FOREVERMORE.......I, A HUMBLE MAN ONLY NAMED MORDECAI LIKE THE SLY MAN WHO OUTWITTED THE WICKED HAMEN, WAS GIVEN TOO GREAT OF A HONOR.....OH MIGHTY LORD, SPEAK TO ME AND TELL YOUR SERVANT WHAT YOU WISH OF ME".....
The Same Powerful and Glorious Voice of a man but greater echoed throughout The world from the heavens towards this Rabbi Mordecai......
"BUILD THY CASKET TO HOLD THY HALLOWED STONES ALONG WITH FUTURE ARTIFACTS......I WILL GIVE THEE MY DIMENSIONS AND REQUIRED MATERIALS FOR CRAFT OF THY CASKET......I WILL UNEARTH WHERE THINE ARC OF THY COVENANT IS TO ESTABLISH THY OWN TEMPLE OF MY GLORY ON THINE TEMPLE MOUNT IN JERUSALEM..........I WILL GIVE THINE CHILDREN OF PALESTINE THEIR OWN LAND I WILL RISE UP FROM THINE OWN SEAS, SO LONG AS ALL PEOPLES ACKNOWLEDGE MY CHOSEN PEOPLE AND THINE HOLY LANDS CALLED ISRAEL FOREVERMORE".......
The Rabbi Mordecai and the beautiful Stone Slabs in his arms were just teleported away to somewhere else.....
----------------------------------------------Inko POV--------------------------------
"THE ANIMAL COMMANDMENTS OF GOD"....
YEAH IT WAS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL HOW JEHOVAH HIMSELF "WAITED" UNTIL HE SAW AND HEARD "A QUIRKED WOLF" ASK FOR REPENTANCE AND GUIDANCE ON HOW TO REDEEM HIS OWN SPECIES OF THEIR MISDEEDS.....
ADONAI KNEW THIS SHIT WAS COMING FROM JEHOVAH AND JUST "MOVED SHIT AROUND" TO MAKE THIS LEAD UP OCCUR AS SWIFTLY AS POSSIBLE.......
JEHOVAH TACKLED SO MANY ISSUES ALL AT ONCE REGARDING THE MIDDLE EAST...
JEHOVAH CAN'T CONFLICT HIS OWN ASS.......
WHY HE'S CONTROVERSIAL AS FUCK......
JEHOVAH MADE IT A FUCKING "EMPHASIS" TO MAKE THE ANIMAL COMMANDMENTS "DIFFERENT" THEN HIS STANDARDS FOR "MEN"......
WITH A VERY HEAVY "EMPHASIS" ON "MAN'S AUTHORITY" AND HOW THAT SHIT OVERRIDES ANY TYPE OF "ANIMAL AUTHORITY" BY DEFAULT.......
THE FIRST FUCKING THING THAT JEHOVAH HIMSELF TOLD QUIRKED ANIMALS WAS "DON'T KILL HUMANS AND DON'T WASTE FOOD"......
MOST OF THIS SHIT WAS "RESPECT HUMANITY, LISTEN TO HUMANITY, HONOR HUMANITY, AND DON'T HARM, ATTACK, OR KILL HUMANITY".......
KEEP IN MIND THAT JEHOVAH ALLOWED QUIRKED ANIMALS TO "DEFEND THEMSELVES" FROM "A HOSTILE MAN" BUT HE FORBIDDEN "ANY QUIRKED ZOOPATHIC ATTACKS"......
"DON'T UNNECESSARILY ATTACK MAN"....
ALSO NAMING CONVENTIONS IS ALSO PRETTY IMPORTANT.......
"A REAL QUIRKED ANIMAL'S NAME CAN ONLY COME FROM A HUMAN BEING".......
INKO'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY THE MORAI SISTERS WHILE NODDING IN AGREEMENT........
-----------------------------------------------Thalia POV------------------------
"YEAH BUT, CAN WE PLEASE NOT CAST ASIDE THALIA'S CONCERNS ABOUT HER FRIENDS FROM THE DAWN OF QUIRKS ERA?"......
THANK YOU ADONAI!!!!
WITH THE EXCEPTION OF PERCY'S MOWGLI ASS, EVERYONE ELSE IS EITHER TRAGICALLY STILL OUT OF COMMISSION OR IS BACK BUT WITH WAY MORE FUCKED UP SHIT GOING DOWN THAT NOBODY KNEW ABOUT UNTIL NOW.....
FRANK ZHANG DIDN'T DESERVE "THE DARK URGE" WHATEVER THAT BULLSHIT TRAMUA MEANT........
APPARENTLY TENYA IIDA STRUGGLES WITH "THE DARK URGE" TOO WHATEVER THE HELL THAT MEANT......
WHAT IS THE DARK URGE JEHOVAH???
WHAT IS THE FUCKED UP SHIT THAT FRANK ZHANG "DID" DURING HIS "GRAND REBELLION MOMENT" OR "SPORTS FESTIVAL SHITSTORM MOMENT" JEHOVAH?????
THALIA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD EXCEPT FOR TENYA AND FRANK BY JEHOVAH HIMSELF WHILE SIGHING SOMBERLY.....
-----------------------------------------Tensei POV------------------------------
"THY DARK URGE IS THINE URGE TO DRINK BLOOD AND MORE DARKLY, THINE COMPULSION TO CONSUME FLESH OF MAN.......FORTUNATELY, I MADE FRANK HEALTHY IN THINE OWN TONGUE THAT WAS SICK IN A DARKENED INTENTIONAL DESIGN OF INHUMAN MADNESS....TENYA WAS BORN HEALTHY...IF THY HAVE 'ANIMAL GRACE HUNTING INSTINCTS AND NATURES' THY FIGURE HAD THINE OWN TONGUE AND BELLY ABLE TO CONSUME MAN LIKE THY BEAST BUT, THY BEST WAY TO SATE THINE OWN URGE IS BY HUNTING AND CONSUMING THY QUIRKLESS BEAST LIKE THINE OWN DEFAULT SOUL CREATURE".....
THANK FUCK THAT TENYA AND FRANK ZHANG AREN'T FUCKING PSYCHOPATHS.......
YEAH IF YOU HAVE THE CRAVING TO LITERALLY "EAT PEOPLE" THEN YEAH YOU'LL CALL THAT FUCKED UP SHIT "THE DARK URGE".......
BUT.....
FRANK ZHANG WAS "RIGGED UNHEALTHY IN HIS QUIRK'S SHIT DUE TO INHUMAN QUIRK SHIT AT BIRTH".......
FRANK ZHANG WAS "NEVER SANE" DURING HIS ENTIRE EXISTENCE IN THE WHITEWATER FAMILY SHITSTORM.....
BECAUSE THIS KID HAD HIS "GRAND REBELLION MOMENT" BEFORE HE GOT DISCOVERED BY THE WHITEWATER FAMILY SHITSTORM.......
FRANK ZHANG GOT PROGRESSIVELY WORSE IN HIS QUIRK MADDENED INSANITY TO THE POINT WHERE HE HAD TO LEAVE EVERYONE HE CARED ABOUT UNTIL HE PROBABLY GOT MURDERED BY SOME FUCKING HORRIFIED PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T KNOW HOW THE FUCK TO DEAL WITH "CANNIBALIZING HUMAN BASTARD" WITHOUT STOPPING THIS PARTICULAR THREAT PERMANENTLY.........
TENYA GOT THIS SHIT HEALTHY AT THE BEGINNING......
NO ONE ENCOUNTERED "ANIMAL GRACE HUNTING INSTINCTS AND NATURES" WITH THE EXCEPTION OF TWO PEOPLE WHO WERE BORN 2 CENTURIES APART........
TENYA DIDN'T KNOW JACKSHIT HOW TO SATE THIS SHIT WITHOUT CONSTANTLY EATING PEOPLE..........
THE BEST WAY TO "SATISFY YOUR ANIMAL GRACE HUNTING INSTINCTS AND NATURES" IS IF YOU "GO OUT AND HUNT/EAT SOME RANDOM QUIRKLESS ANIMAL LIKE SOME FERAL ANIMAL, RAW AND WITHOUT ANY HUMAN MANNERS WHATSOEVER".....
GOD NO WONDER WHY TENYA WOULD RELATE TO "THE STRUGGLE OF A QUIRKED WOLF CHARACTER THAT WAS TRYING DESPERATELY TO NOT BE 'A DEVOURER' IN HIS LIFE".......
BECAUSE THAT WAS WHAT TENYA GENUINELY STRUGGLED WITH.....
SOMETHING THAT THE LEGOSHI QUIRK ITSELF KNEW WHAT TENYA WAS "TRULY SCARED OF".........
TENYA'S INNATE QUIRK ALWAYS HAD "BLOODY AND GORY SHIT" IN IT'S SHIT BUT INSTEAD OF "RESENTING THE HUMAN WELDER FOR CONSTANTLY COMMITTING QUIRKSIDE TOWARDS IT FOR NOT SATISFYING THIS SHIT" THIS PARTICULAR LEGOSHI QUIRK TOOK THE HIGH ROAD AND TOOK "THE CORE STRUGGLE OF THE LEGOSHI CHARACTER" AND TURNED IT INTO SOMETHING THAT RELATED TO "THE HUMAN TRAMUA OF DEALING WITH 'THE DARK URGE' WITHOUT KNOWING WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IT ACTUALLY MEANS OR HOW TO SATE IT WITHOUT KILLING PEOPLE".......
FRANK ZHANG IS STILL QUIRK MADDENED BUT AT LEAST IT'S NOT PERMANENT AND INHUMAN NOW......
TENYA FELL INTO QUIRK MADNESS DURING HIS SPORTS FESTIVAL SHITSTORM MOMENT ON LIVE GLOBAL TELEVISION......
TENSEI'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD EXCEPT FOR TENYA AND FRANK ZHANG BY ADONAI WHILE NODDING IN AGREEMENT....
----------------------------------------------Katsuki POV-----------------------------
"KATSUKI, EXPLAIN THYSELF IN WHY THY SAW A UNDEAD ELDER LICH KING AS THINE 'IDEAL HEROIC CHARACTER', THY UNDEAD IS A ABOMINATION SINCE THINE FELL UNDER NECROMANCY UNLESS THINE UNDEAD WAS SUMMONED BY AFTERLIFE LORDSHIP POWER".......
OKAY.....
THINK.....
WHAT IS "AINZ OWL GOWN, THE CHARACTER" BEYOND HIS LICH CRAP DIVINE GEEZER????
AINZ IS EXACTLY WHAT KATSUKI ACTED LIKE IN HIS OWN CRAP........
KATSUKI'S NPC SERVANTS ARE DEFINITELY NOT ELDER HUMANS BUT THEY ARE EQUALLY SAPIENT TO A HUMAN BEING.....
IN TERMS OF SHEER UNBRIDLED QUIRK STRENGTH, THE MOST POWERFUL NPC SERVANT OF KATSUKI'S DOMAIN, THE GUTSTARO LANDS, IS MOST DEFINITELY COCYTUS.......
COCYTUS IS THE CREATION AND SON OF THE SUPREME ONE NAMED KABUTOMEGUMI.....
KATSUKI IS THE LEADER OF THE 50 SUPREME ONES......
KATSUKI IS THE CREATOR AND FATHER OF THE NPC SERVANT KNOWN AS DEMISE AKA PANDORA'S ACTOR.....
KATSUKI'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY HEAVEN GEEZER (ADONAI) WHILE CHUCKLING IN JOY.........
------------------------------------------Frank POV-------------------------------
"KING KATSUKI, RULER OF MANY NATIONS, GRAND CONQUERER OF 100,000 WORLDS, FATHER OF DEMISE, TITLE GIVER, NAME COLLECTOR, AND MANY OTHER TITLES"....
OKAY WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK??????
CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE REIGN IN THIS DUDE'S APESHIT????????
LIKE PLEASE.....
WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING POWERFUL?????
FRANK ZHANG'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY ADONAI WHILE CHUCKLING WARMLY......
------------------------------------Inko POV-------------------------------
"EVEN THOUGH THE 50 SUPREME ONES ARE NUMBERED THIS WAY, THERE'S ONLY 49 OFFICIAL SUPREME ONES"...
YEAH AND IT'S REALLY OBVIOUS WHY KATSUKI WOULD "RESENT IZUKU" FOR YEARS IF HE "SAW QUIRK INSTINCTIVE SHIT" IN IZUKU DUE TO HIS OWN QUIRK'S SCANNING SHIT BUT HOW KATSUKI KEPT HEARING IZUKU "CLAIMING QUIRKLESSNESS"........
BECAUSE KATSUKI IS A THEATRICAL BITCH....
KATSUKI WAS JUST WAITING FOR "THE GRAND FERAL REVEAL MOMENT"......
WHY KATSUKI PUSHED IZUKU'S BUTTONS FOR YEARS.......
KATSUKI WANTED TO ACCOMPLISH THIS, BEFORE HE REALIZED THAT IZUKU WAS ACTUALLY FUCKING SICK IN A MANNER THAT NOBODY EVER REALIZED UNTIL KATSUKI GOT THE SLUDGE FUCK TRAMUA........
"GRAND REVEAL OF POWER FROM DEKU, DUE TO BEING SO PISSED OFF AND ANNOYED WITH A WICKED BULLY WHERE HE KICKED THE BULLY'S ASS".....
THAT WAS THE ENTIRE INTENTION HERE.......
KATSUKI SAW, IN HIS HORROR WHILE DAMN NEAR DYING FROM BEING SUFFOCATED WHILE TRYING TO ESCAPE WITH HIS FULL POWERS, THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY FOR IZUKU TO ACTIVATE HIS OWN QUIRK'S BULLCRAP IN A EMERGENCY......
SOMETHING HE "SAW ACTIVATE"........
BUT NOTHING HAPPENED......
ALL MIGHT WAS "THERE TOO"......
COMPREHENDED THE SAME FUCKING HORROR.....
WHY ALL MIGHT DID HIS FUCKING "MEDICAL KAMIKAZE".......
WHY KATSUKI BAKUGOU IMMEDIATELY BACKED THE FUCK OFF FROM INKO'S KID FOR A WHILE...
INKO'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY KATSUKI WHILE SIGHING SADLY..........
-----------------------------------------Tensei POV------------------------------
"AUNTIE INKO, DEKU HAD THE MOST BROKEN AND OVERPOWERED OCULAR ACTIVATION QUIRK IN EXISTENCE THAT I EVER ENCOUNTERED THUS FAR, I SAW DEKU'S FEROCIOUS GREEN EYES 'GAIN THOSE WHITE PUPILS' LIKE THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO BUT 'NOTHING HAPPENED' AND THAT'S THE MOMENT I GOT A QUIRK AWAKENING BECAUSE I REALIZED THAT I WAS MAKING A PERMANENTLY SICK KID'S ENTIRE LIFE MISERABLE AND I WAS JUST DYING AND UNABLE TO APOLOGIZE........IT WAS THAT MOMENT ALL MIGHT BAILED MY ASS OUT"......
KATSUKI BAKUGOU.......
PLEASE GO TO FUCKING THERAPY.......
JUST AS A GENERAL RULE OF THUMB......
YOU HAD NO IDEA......
IF YOU DID, YOU WOULD HAVE HEALED IZUKU MIDORIYA YEARS AGO........
SO...
CLARIFY.....
YOU HAVE THE ABILITY TO "MAKE A QUIRK FACTOR ORGAN" IN A HUMAN BODY........
DID YOU REMOVE ALL MIGHT'S ORIGINAL BIOLOGICAL QUIRK FACTOR THAT HE ORIGINALLY DONATED TO IZUKU AND REPLANTED IT IN ALL MIGHT'S BODY???????
OR......
DID YOU JUST MAKE A JUST A ENTIRELY DIFFERENT QUIRK FACTOR ORGAN IN ALL MIGHT'S BODY AND THEN FUSED ALL MIGHT'S ORIGINAL BIOLOGICAL QUIRK FACTOR INTO THE TRUE INNATE QUIRK OF IZUKU MIDORIYA???????
TENSEI'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY KATSUKI BAKUGOU.....
----------------------------------------------Shouta POV------------------------------
"THE SECOND SCENARIO, MUFFLER ELBOWS".........
OK THANK YOU FOR THAT INSIGHT BECAUSE IT TELLS SHOUTA AIZAWA AKA ERASERHEAD SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT ABOUT IZUKU MIDORIYA'S INNATE QUIRK'S BULLCRAP.........
YOU MADE IT A TWO-STAGE MANIFESTING QUIRK.....
THE FIRST STAGE OF IZUKU MIDORIYA'S INNATE QUIRK'S BULLCRAP WAS LITERALLY "JUST ALL MIGHT ORIGINAL QUIRK SHIT"......
WHY THIS SHIT IS CURRENTLY "JUNKIE"......
WHY IZUKU MIDORIYA BROKE HIS OWN BONES CONSTANTLY.......
BECAUSE THE SECOND STAGE OF HIS OWN QUIRK'S BULLCRAP, WHICH HAD SELF-REGENRATION SHIT BY DEFINITION DUE TO THE JUNKFICATION OF THE FIRST STAGE OF IZUKU MIDORIYA'S INNATE QUIRK, HASN'T MANIFESTED YET.......
KATSUKI BAKUGOU YOU KNOW MORE ABOUT ALL MIGHT'S ORIGINAL BIOLOGICAL QUIRK AND THE SHIT THAT YOU REFORMED IN THIS MAN'S ASS TO SAVE HIS LIFE......
WHAT IS ALL MIGHT'S QUIRK IN REALITY???????
BECAUSE ALL PEOPLE EVER KNEW "BEFORE THE TRUE SCRAWNY ASSED SHIT GOT REVEALED" WAS THIS MAN HAD "A STRENGTH ENHANCING QUIRK".......
THERE'S OBVIOUSLY WAY MORE SHIT IF ALL MIGHT HAD "A PUFFED UP/GIANT HERO FORM" IE. A HUMAN METAMORPHIC TRANSFORMATION ASPECT THAT'S OBVIOUSLY IMMUNE TO TRANSFORMATION STRAINING IF SHOUTA CAN'T FORCIBLY DEACTIVATE THIS SHIT FROM ALL MIGHT.......
ALL MIGHT ALWAYS FUCKING "DODGED THE TOPIC"........
SHOUTA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD EXCEPT FOR ALL MIGHT BY KATSUKI BAKUGOU WHILE SIGHING AWKWARDLY.......
-----------------------------------------Percy POV-------------------------------
"AIZAWA SENSEI, IT'S EASIER TO TELL YOU WHAT THIS MAN 'CAN'T DO' IN HIS OWN QUIRK'S BULLCRAP........THIS IS JUST 'BASELINE SHIT' IN A NODED AUTISTIC QUIRKED MAN TOO......ALL MIGHT OBVIOUSLY NEVER HAD MUCH 'GEEK MOMENTS' IN HIS LIFE IF HE NEVER INTENTIONALLY OR UNINTENTIONALLY MADE SOME NODES FILLED OUT BUT HIS OWN QUIRK'S BULLCRAP IS TRYING TO TELL ALL MIGHT TO DO THE GEEK THING BECAUSE HE'S THIS......
"THE OMEGA PROGENITOR OF ALL TRUE POWER CUSTOMIZATION QUIRK CLASSIFICATIONS".......
THIS QUIRK HAD TO NAME ITSELF BECAUSE ALL MIGHT IN HIS OWN DUMBASSERY IN HIS SHIT 'DIDN'T NAME IT' AND THIS WAS THE PLACEHOLDER NAME OF ALL MIGHT'S INNATE QUIRK.......
"KYORYU".....
THE JAPANESE WORD FOR DINOSAUR".....
Percy Jackson was crying in confusion......
OH.......
WHY IS EVERYTHING SO SAD??????
PERCY JUST WANTED TO HAVE FUN FOR A FEW DAYS.......
OBVIOUSLY.......
Percy looked at his clawed hands in a forlorn way.......
IT'S BEEN MUCH LONGER THAN "A FEW DAYS".......
ALL PERCY REMEMBERED BEFORE THE NICE MAN TALKED TO HIM RIGHT BEFORE THE MORAI SISTERS POPPED IN WAS WANDERING INTO A CAVE IN THE CAMP HALF-BLOOD WOODS SHORTLY AFTER JASON FUCKING DIED........
PERCY, RIGHT BEFORE HE "WOKE UP" 200 YEARS LATER, HE WAS JUST WATCHING SOMETHING VERY EMBARRASSING........
IN A CAVE IN CAMP HALF-BLOOD........
PERCY WATCHED AS TWO WILD ANIMALS, PROBABLY SOME KIND OF CROCODILE WERE ON TOP OF EACH OTHER AND HISSING AND MAKING SOME SOFT MOANING LIKE HUMANS IN PAIN FOR SOME REASON........
*EMBARRASSED BLUSHING INTENSIFYING FROM THE MORAI SISTERS IN THE GROUP CHAT*........
------------------------------------------Thalia POV------------------------------
"THANK GOODNESS THAT YOU WERE A MOWGLI BOY RIGHT NOW PERCY JACKSON BECAUSE YOU WERE DISCUSSING SOMETHING VERY EMBARRASSING FOR TWO DAWN OF QUIRKS ERA AMERICAN PEOPLE THAT PROBABLY THOUGHT THEY WERE 'ALONE' FOR SUCH MISCHIEF TOWARDS EACH OTHER"........
WHY WAS THAT EMBARRASSING SHIT "THE CUT OFF" OF YOUR OWN MEMORY EVER SINCE YOU GOT RESURRECTED BY JEHOVAH'S SHIT PERCY??????
THINK.......
YOU WOKE UP SOMEWHERE PROBABLY AROUND 5 MONTHS AGO SINCE THAT'S THE LEAST AMOUNT OF TIME "TOTAL HUMAN MOWGLIZATION" OCCURRED IN A HEALTHY PERSON WHO HAD "MOWGLI KID INSTINCTS AND NATURES"........
YOU PLANNED TO BE IN "THE SAIGAI FOREST, NEAR DEIKA CITY" FOR ONLY A FEW DAYS PERCY JACKSON........
REMEMBER YOUR CIVIL LOGIC PERCY........
YOU WENT LOOKING FOR CAMP HALF-BLOOD BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE YOU REMEMBERED BEING LAST........
WHAT KEPT YOU IN THE SAIGAI FOREST???????
THALIA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY THE MORAI SISTERS WHILE NODDING IN AGREEMENT......
------------------------------------Frank POV-------------------------------
"FRANK, THOU SHOULD REVEAL WHAT THOU LEARNED AT 12 YEARS OF LIFE".......
Frank Zhang, who was in some random forest and masterbating heavily, was startled by the sudden callout from Jehovah's Shit in The Group Chat for some reason........
Frank pulled his pants up, rubbed his naughty hands on his legs to remove the funky stuff, and he sighed awkwardly.......
Frank heard something from within his soul connect to The Group Chat like radio static.....
FRANK KINDA "FROZE" IN HIS MIND WHENEVER HE TRULY MANIFESTED HIS BLOOD SURGE QUIRK AT 12........
IT WAS DURING THE GRAND REBELLION MOMENT......
IT'S SAD, FRANK HONESTLY DIDN'T REMEMBER MUCH BEYOND THE MANIFESTING OF HIS QUIRK.....
LIKE, FRANK REMEMBERED THE WHITEWATER FAMILY SHITSTORM, FIGHTING AGAINST DIRT BITCH WITH SHAPESHIFTING SHIT HE DIDN'T KNOW HE HAD UNTIL HE ENTERED THE WHITEWATER FAMILY SHITSTORM, AND THEN EVENTUALLY LEAVING THE WHITEWATER FAMILY SHITSTORM TO PROTECT HAZEL FROM HIS OWN SHIT.......
FOR 4 YEARS, BEFORE THE WHITEWATER FAMILY SHITSTORM BULLSHIT TRAMUA, FRANK'S MIND WAS MUDDY AND FULL OF BIZARRE THINGS THAT HE COULDN'T TRULY DESCRIBE BUT IT SMELLED LIKE HAND SOAP AND HAND SANITIZER.......
FRANK DIDN'T SEE HIS MOM MUCH AFTER THE GRAND REBELLION MOMENT.........
A BIZARRE HAZE OF BEDS AND ROUTINE FRANK BARELY REGISTERED........
FRANK'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY JEHOVAH WHILE SIGHING IN A VERY HEARTBROKEN MANNER......
----------------------------------------------Inko POV--------------------------------
"THOU SHOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN REMOVED FROM THY MENTAL HOSPITAL FRANK"...
POOR FRANK ZHANG.....
IT'S OBVIOUS "WHAT DAWN OF QUIRKS ERA CANADIAN PEOPLE" DID FOR YOU BEFORE AND ESPECIALLY AFTER YOU LEFT THE WHITEWATER FAMILY SHITSTORM.......
"GOTTA HELP THE STRANGE KIDDO AND LATER MAN WHO COULDN'T HANDLE HIS STRANGE POWERS BY MAKING THE ONLY HEALTHY THING THAT WE KNOW WORKED FOR A BLOOD SUPERPOWERED PERSON TO KEEP HIM CALM, GENTLE, AND SLIGHTLY DOPEY IN HIS MIND, BY MAKING HIM CONSTANTLY BLOOD DRUNK".......
THAT WAS THE ONLY WAY TO "DOCTOR YOU" WITH THE MEDICAL KNOWLEDGE DAWN OF QUIRKS ERA CANADIAN PEOPLE HAD FRANK ZHANG.......
CLEARLY YOU ARE STILL DEALING WITH "EXTREME BLOOD DRUNKENNESS" IN YOUR MINDSET IF YOU WERE LOADED WITH SO MUCH BLOOD DURING THE 4 YEARS OF BEING IN A MENTAL HEALTH HOSPITAL IN THE DAWNS OF QUIRKS ERA THAT YOU THANKFULLY "BARELY REMEMBERED THE WHITEWATER FAMILY SHITSTORM" FRANK ZHANG.......
YOU LIVED A LONG TIME.....
AS A MENTALLY ILL AND CONFUSED BOY AND LATER MAN WHO DIED IN A CANADIAN HOSPITAL FROM OLD AGE......
WHERE YOU SHOULD HAVE STAYED THE MOMENT YOU TURNED 12 YEARS OLD.......
YOU NEVER HURT ANYONE.......
YOU NEVER KILLED ANYBODY........
INKO'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY JEHOVAH WHILE NODDING IN SOMBER AGREEMENT......
------------------------------------Frank POV-------------------------------
"TIS THY TRUTH, THINE BODY WAS NOT IN THY OWN LUCID CONTROL DURING THY TIME IN THY WHITEWATER MADNESS......BLOOD SURGE, THY QUIRK ONCE IT GAINED CONTROL OVER THEE, IT GOT HAPPY AND BEAUTIFUL IN THY CHARACTER FRANK.......IN THY OWN STUPOR, THY QUIRK GAVE THEE THY CONTROL TO 'PLAY' FOR THREE DAYS AND NIGHTS.....THINE PLAY PRODUCED GIFTS FOR HAZEL TO CHERISH FOREVERMORE.......HAZEL COMPREHEND THY OWN LOVE AND HAZEL HANDED THYSELF TO THY CARE".......
Frank Zhang was fucking crying.......
"12".......
OF COURSE A "12 YEAR OLD BOY" WOULD SEE "A 13 YEAR OLD GIRL" AS CUTE........
FRANK IS FUCKING QUIRK MADDENED AND BEEN THAT WAY SINCE HE WAS 12......
IS FRANK EVEN "16 YEARS OLD" IN ANYTHING??????
FRANK'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY ADONAI WHILE SIGHING SADLY..........
-----------------------------------------Percy POV-------------------------------
"FRANK, TRUE DIVINITY HAD TO MAKE YOU INTO A VITALITY QUIRK WELDER BOY AMONG OTHER THINGS THAT MADE YOUR MINDSET AND PHYSICAL BODY THE SAME AGE YOU GENUINELY COMPREHENDED BEING LAST........THE ONLY REASON WHY YOU WERE EVEN RELEASED FROM THE HOSPITAL FOR A LITTLE BIT IS BECAUSE YOUR DOCTORS SAW YOUR BIZARRE CHIRPING FOR A LITTLE FRIEND THAT THEY RELEASED YOU INTO THE WORLD AFTER THEY PLACED A MEDICAL DEVICE AND TRACKER WITHIN YOU THAT GAVE YOU ENOUGH MEDICINE TO LAST FOR A YEAR WHILE THEY KEPT CONSTANT TABS ON YOUR PHYSICAL WHEREABOUTS FOR THE ENTIRE TIME.......ONCE YOU 'HAD THE FUN' THOSE DOCTORS IMMEDIATELY SWOOPED INTO THE PICTURE ONCE MORE, POLITELY THANKED HAZEL FOR THE ASSISTANCE, AND THEN TOOK YOU BACK TO YOUR HOME WHERE YOU LIVED FOR THE REST OF YOUR NATURAL LIFE THE FIRST TIME".....
Percy Jackson was fucking bawling........
DAMNIT WHY??????
WHY WAS FRANK EVEN DEALING WITH THE WHITEWATER FAMILY SHITSTORM???
THE QUIRK MADDENED MORAI SISTERS WOULD HAVE NEVER ALLOWED THIS TRAGIC KID TO BE ENSNARED IN THEIR BULLSHIT TRAMUA IF THEY KNEW JUST HOW BAD FRANK'S MENTAL HEALTH WAS........
ALL THOSE CANADIAN DOCTORS SAW YOUR HORNY SHIT AND JUST "RELEASED YOU INTO THE WILD" FOR A BIT TO "FIND A MATE" AND THEN IMMEDIATELY GRABBED YOUR MENTALLY ILL ASS BACK TO WHERE YOU BELONGED IMMEDIATELY AFTER YOU "DID THE DEED" FRANK ZHANG.......
SOMETHING THAT HAZEL LEVESQUE OBVIOUSLY KNEW ABOUT AND TOOK THIS SHIT TO HER GRAVE SINCE YOU CLEARLY "SUCCEEDED" IN FUN........
YOU WERE A DAD FRANK.......
OBVIOUSLY "BLOOD SURGE, THE QUIRK" WAS FAR MORE LUCID THAN "YOU, THE HUMAN WELDER" WERE FRANK ZHANG.......
BLOOD SURGE, THE QUIRK "WASN'T THE GUY CONSTANTLY GETTING HIS MEDICINE"......
IT WAS YOU.....
HAZEL LEVESQUE SAW YOUR DOPEY, MEDICATED, AND HORNY ASS ONE NIGHT AND IMMEDIATELY CONNECTED THE DOTS TO YOUR ENTIRE SHIT......
PERCY'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY ADONAI WHILE NODDING IN AGREEMENT........
------------------------------------Hazel POV-------------------------------
Hazel Levesque woke up in a forest and she was completely naked........
Hazel shed a small tear in her eyes.......
OUT OF THE TWO.....
HAZEL LEVESQUE PREFERRED "THE HUMAN".....
BLOOD SURGE WAS "NICE" BUT YOU ARE A GOOFY AND ADORABLE PERSON FRANK ZHANG....
YOU ACTED APPROPRIATELY AND ACCORDINGLY AS A VERY POLITE YOUNGLING AGED TEENAGE BOY TOWARDS HAZEL AS A YOUNGLING AGED TEENAGE GIRL.......
YOUR LOVE WIGGLES FROM YOUR LARGE RUMP WAS TOO SWEET TO RESIST......
*BASHFUL WHINING FROM FRANK WITH SOME TELEPATH QUIRK ASSISTANCE FROM SOMEONE ELSE IN THE AIRWAVES*........
YOU CAN WIGGLE AGAIN IF YOU NEED TO FRANK.....
OBVIOUSLY YOU RECOVERED ENOUGH TO BE RELEASED FROM THE HOSPITAL NOW....
SOMETIMES INHUMAN QUIRK MADNESS DOES THAT.......
"AH YES I WILL CALM DOWN AND MAKE MY HUMAN WELDER LUCID IN BRAINS PERMANENTLY IF I GET MY FLEAS SCRATCHED AND MAKE HUMAN BABIES".......
IT WORKED......
HAZEL'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY THIS MAN NAMED ADONAI WHILE CHUCKLING WARMLY.......
----------------------------------------------Shouta POV------------------------------
"DESPITE THY ODDITY, U.A. HIGH SCHOOL NEEDS TO TEACH FRANK AND HAZEL ALONG OTHERS DESPITE THY ODDITY OF THINE AGE DEMOGRAPHICS".........
THIS ISN'T THE FIRST TIME THAT U.A. HIGH SCHOOL "TAUGHT A VITALITY QUIRK WELDER KID THAT HAD THEIR VITALITY SHIT KICK IN AT YOUNGLING AGES BUT APPEARED OLDER ON SURFACE LEVEL".......
AT ONE POINT IN SHOUTA'S TEACHING CAREER, HIS ENTIRE CLASS WAS LIKE THAT BUT NOBODY KNEW THAT UNTIL SHOUTA AND THE OTHER TEACHERS STARTED TO SEE "YOUNGLING LOVE ANTICS" FROM THESE KIDS......
QUIRKS ARE VERY BIZARRE DURING THE YOUNGLING YEARS......
"11-14 YEARS OLD"....
BLOOD SURGE AS A 16 YEAR OLD "BOY" IN EVERYTHING DIDN'T DO ANY HORNY CRAP TOWARDS "A YOUNGLING GIRL" BUT KNEW THAT WHATEVER INNER HUMAN THAT DID REMEMBER SHIT FROM THE WHITEWATER FAMILY SHITSTORM WAS "WIGGLING CONSTANTLY" AROUND THE PRETTY GIRL BECAUSE FRANK ZHANG HAD A UNHEALTHY VITALITY SHIT IN HIS QUIRK THAT MADE HIM "AGE IN EVERYTHING BUT NOT HIS BRAIN".......
WHY BLOOD SURGE "LET THE YOUNGLING WITHIN OUT" TO PLAY EVEN THOUGH IT WAS DESTROYING ITSELF DUE TO "CRADLE SEX TABOO BACKLASH".....
BLOOD SURGE HAD TO BE IN CHARGE PERMANENTLY AS FUCKED UP AS THIS WAS.......
BECAUSE IT COULDN'T ALLOW FRANK ZHANG "DO THAT CRADLE SHIT" WITHOUT BEING PERMANENTLY PUNISHED........
UNLESS THIS QUIRK "GOT HEALTHY IN ALL OF IT'S SHIT".....
SOMETHING THAT JEHOVAH DID THE INSTANT HE BROUGHT FRANK ZHANG BACK TO LIFE.......
BLOOD SURGE, THE QUIRK BY THE TIME FRANK GOT DRAGGED INTO THE WHITEWATER FAMILY SHITSTORM WAS "HUMAN AND LUCID IN SOUL".......
OBVIOUSLY THIS QUIRK WILL ALWAYS STILL "BABY THE HUMAN"......
IT'S EMBARRASSING BUT THAT'S WHY "BE A GOOFBALL INSTINCTS AND NATURES" ARE A THINGY........
SUCH THINGS ALWAYS OCCUR IN "INHUMAN QUIRKS THAT BECOME RATHER PLAYFUL AND HAPPY IN THEIR CHARACTERS"........
SHOUTA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY THE MORAI SISTERS WHILE NODDING IN AGREEMENT........
------------------------------------------Tenya POV------------------------------
While everyone was doing bizarre shit with Telepath powers, Tenya Iida AKA Legoshi with his claws, fangs, and shaggier/longer haircut, was feeling "THE DARK URGE" in his brain trying to take over.......
Tenya warped home before he could hurt someone....
Chapter 5: Falling Into The Dark Urge
Chapter Text
8AM.......
ON AUGUST 17TH.........
Tenya Iida AKA Legoshi was in his classroom, with several new classmates, all of these "Old Timers" from The Dawn of Quirks Era.......
Tenya was trying not to snarl in absolute irritation whenever he got "ALL OF HIS QUIRK'S SHIT OUSTED" by the meddlesome Morai Sisters and their "LEGOSHI QUIRK ANALYSIS REPORTS"......
Tenya's blunted and dull fingernails started to stretch, sharpen, and harden into thick claws.......
Tenya saw Aizawa Sensei activate his Quirk's Powers to erase Tenya's power, which annoyingly worked.......
Tenya got his ass tied up by Aizawa Sensei's Capture Gear the instant Tenya twitched his body to ATTACK HIS OWN TEACHER......
Tenya bit down on the Capture Gear near his mouth and tried to tear the fabric but, Aizawa Sensei slammed Tenya's head into Tenya's desk and sternly told Tenya......
"STOP IT RIGHT NOW TENYA IIDA, THIS ISN'T THE TIME TO GO WOLFSHIT.....FOCUS ON CLASS AND PAY ATTENTION TO THE LESSON AT HAND TENYA IIDA".........
Tenya Iida struggled and thrashed violently as he got his head smashed in his desk again by Aizawa Sensei's Capture Gear.....
Tenya's nose was throbbing in agony as he saw Aizawa Sensei BLINK.......
Without any hesitation, Tenya turned intangible and invisible, which released his ass from that blasted Capture Gear and Tenya warped away before Aizawa Sensei could recapture Tenya's shit.......
Tenya was now in Hosu City as he turned visible and tangible once more......
Tenya saw the annoying ass Living Ghost Projection Thingy of Adonai's shit appear beside him, this man casually walking right next to Tenya's own huffy and irritated ass.......
Tenya Iida AKA Legoshi felt his blood temperature rising to dangerously hot levels........
Adonai placed his hand on Tenya's forehead before saying in a concerned voice........
"I KNOW THAT YOU WERE BASICALLY ASLEEP FOR A WEEK EVER SINCE THE SPORTS FESTIVAL BUT, I SENSE THE PRANKS OF ANGELIC FIGURES TOWARDS YOU......TECHNICALLY SPEAKING, SUCH ANGELS ARE MISBEHAVING IN TRUE DIVINITY'S PLANS BUT GOD KNEW THE INTENTIONS OF ALL CREATED SAPIENT BEINGS AND SUCH ANGELIC FIGURES WILL GET SOFT SCOLDINGS BUT AFTER A BRIEF TIME OF DISCIPLINE FROM TRUE DIVINITY TOWARDS SUCH GOOFY AND MISCHIEVOUS ANGELS, THEY WILL ABSOLVED OF THEIR MISCHIEF.....SORRY TENYA, BUT YOU MUST SLEEP A LITTLE BIT LONGER"......
Tenya was instantly put to sleep....
----------------------------------------------Shouta POV------------------------------
"THE 7 ANGELIC PERMANENT QUIRK BUFFS OF TENYA".....
WHY????????
WE GOT "ANGEL MISCHIEF" GOING RENEGADE ACCORDING TO ADONAI'S AND ESPECIALLY JEHOVAH'S OWN BULLSHIT RIGHT NOW....
THANK GOD THIS ISN'T "A QUIRK AWAKENING" BUT THE MORAI SISTERS HAD TO MAKE A ANOTHER "LEGOSHI QUIRK ANALYSIS REPORT".....
THIS IS FUCKED BUT CAN THESE PRANKSTER ANGELS "BUFF UP OTHER PEOPLE" INSTEAD OF UNINTENTIONALLY TRAUMATIZING PEOPLE WITH "MORE TENYA IIDA POWERS"???
OBVIOUSLY "ANGELIC MEDDLING" IN QUIRKS MADE YOU PHYSICALLY FEEL FEVERISH IF ADONAI IMMEDIATELY TAGGED THIS SHIT FROM ANGELS BY "CHECKING TENYA IIDA'S BODY TEMP" LIKE THAT....
SHOUTA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY ADONAI WHILE NODDING IN AGREEMENT.......
-----------------------------------------------Thalia POV------------------------
"WE CAN ALREADY SENSE EVERYTHING THAT TENYA IIDA GOT FROM HIS PRANKED BUTT FROM 7 BENEVOLENT BUT CLEARLY TOO PLAYFUL ANGELS AND FORTUNATELY JEHOVAH HIMSELF TAGGED THE TRUE ANGEL'S IDENTITIES ALONG WITH THEIR GOOFY BOONS, THREE PER ANGEL"......
WHY????
21 QUIRK BOONS TOTAL ARE YOU SERIOUS??????
DID THESE 7 PRANKSTERS GET TOGETHER AND SAY SOMETHING LIKE THIS????
"OK OUR BOSS IS MOVING AROUND ON EARTH AND AROUND THESE JAPANESE HUMANS AND EVEN THOUGH WE DON'T KNOW HOW BAD THE MORIA DICKWIPES ARE AS A THREAT ARE EVEN THOUGH WE HAVE 'SOME IDEA', LET'S JUST FUCK WITH THESE MORIA DICKWIPES BY MAKING THIS PARTICULAR TENYA IIDA HUMAN STRONGER"........
THALIA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY JEHOVAH WHILE SIGHING IN SLIGHT AMUSEMENT LIKE HE WAS "ENJOYING THE PRANK" EVEN THOUGH IT KINDA ANNOYED HIM........
-----------------------------------------Percy POV-------------------------------
"THY NAMES OF THINE OWN ANGELS......
1. EMET, THY SEEKER OF TRUTH
2. JEGUDIEL, THY LABORER AND WORKER OF BEAUTY
3. BARACHIEL, THY THUNDERER AND BRINGER OF BLESSINGS
4. REMIEL, THY HOPEFUL GUIDE OF SOULS
5. PHANUEL, THY JUDGE AND SENTRY OF HEAVEN
6. ZADKIEL, THY BREAKER OF CHAINS AND PRISONS
7. AZIRAPHALE, THY COLLECTOR OF BOOKS
OUT OF THY ANGELS LISTED, TIS EMET (CODENAMED CROWLEY) AND AZIRAPHALE THAT HAVE GREATEST INSIGHT OF THINE HUMAN NATURE"........
HOLY SHIT "GOOD OMENS".....
EMET AKA CROWLEY WAS DEPICTED EXACTLY HOW HE ACTUALLY IS, WITH ONE FUCKED UP EXCEPTION...
"CROWLEY, THE CHARACTER" FROM GOOD OMENS WAS DEPICTED AS "A DEMON".....
"SEEKER OF TRUTH"......
"ASKING TOO MANY QUESTIONS".......
"FALLING INTO THE WRONG TYPE OF CROWD"...
EMET, GENUINELY BELIEVED THAT HE WAS A FUCKING DEMON AND ACTED ACCORDINGLY.......
HOWEVER THIS IS A WRONG ASSUMPTION BECAUSE EMET, WHICH MEANS "TRUTH" IS FUCKING "DESIGNED" TO ASK QUESTIONS FOR FUCKS SAKE.......
DUST OFF YOUR WINGS AND SHOW YOUR GLORY EMET....
PERCY'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY JEHOVAH WHILE NODDING IN AGREEMENT.......
----------------------------------------------Inko POV--------------------------------
"THY BOOKS AND THY SHOW GOOD OMENS WAS ANGELICALLY AND DEMONICALLY INSPIRED TO SHOW THINE OWN HAPPENINGS IN ENGLAND IN THY DAWN OF QUIRKS ERA"........
OKAY THIS IS IMPORTANT.....
KEEP IN MIND THESE ANGELS AND DEMONS ARE "FIGHTING EACH OTHER AND TRYING TO FORCE HUMANS TO LIKE THEIR SHIT" WITH THEIR OWN INSPIRED HISTORICAL NARRATIVES......
BOTH SIDES ARE BIASED AS SHIT AGAINST EACH OTHER....
WITH TWO KEY EXCEPTIONS HERE......
EMET AND AZIRAPHALE.......
THE TWO MAIN CHARACTERS......
KEEP IN MIND THAT "THE KINGDOM OF HELL" IS ALREADY PERMANENTLY BLOCKED IN THE GROUP CHAT......
ALL THESE DEMONS WHOLEHEARTEDLY BELIEVE THAT "CROWLEY" WAS A ACTUAL DEMON LIKE THEM....
WHY THEY FELT OKAY "DEPICTING EMET GENUINELY"......
BECAUSE EMET IS "JUST LIKE THAT" AS A ANGEL WITH PRESUMABLY EXTREMELY DUSTY AND DIRTY WINGS THAT MADE IT "APPEAR DEMONIC".....
EMET AND AZIRAPHALE ACTUALLY TRIED AND SUCCESSFULLY "STOPPED THE APOCALYPSE" IN THE DAWN OF QUIRKS ERA THAT TRIED TO POP UP IN ENGLAND.......
EMET ISN'T BLOCKED......
BECAUSE HE'S A FUCKING ANGEL........
A MORALLY GREY AND DARKENED-IN-SPIRIT TYPE OF ANGEL BUT, BY GOD PEOPLE NEED THAT KIND OF INSIGHT FROM A CREATURE THAT HAD A GOOD REASON TO BELIEVE THAT "ASKING TOO MANY QUESTIONS ABOUT EVERYTHING" WAS WORTHY OF ETERNAL DAMNATION.........
INKO'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY JEHOVAH WHILE NODDING IN AGREEMENT....
-----------------------------------------Minoru POV------------------------------
"I STILL HAVE THAT NEAT CAR BY THE WAY".......
NEAT.....
MINORU MINETA HAD NO IDEA WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT EMET AKA CROWLEY BUT GOOD FOR YOU.......
*AWKWARD AND SLIGHTLY TIRED SIGH*.......
LOOK.......
OBVIOUSLY YOU AND AZIRAPHALE ACTUALLY BEEN RUNNING AROUND IN JAPANESE CULTURE FOR AT LEAST 15 YEARS BEFORE JEHOVAH'S BULLSHIT BECAME BLATANT.......
YOU TWO KNOW THE KIND OF CRAP GOING ON WITH MINORU'S SHITSTORM PROBABLY..........
MINORU'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY EMET WHILE SIGHING SADLY......
----------------------------------------------Shouta POV------------------------------
"I'M JUST GLAD YOU MADE THAT NECRODOG INTO A GENUINELY WHOLESOME QUIRKED DOG WHENEVER THAT CREATURE APPEARED BEFORE YOU AS A 11 YEAR OLD BOY MINORU MINETA, THUS VERY UNINTENTIONALLY STOPPING THE APOCALYPSE SINCE HELL MISSENT THAT CREATURE TO YOU INSTEAD OF 'THE APPOINTED ANTICHRIST OF THIS GENERATION', WHO IS DEFINITELY THE SON OF THIS MORIA DIPSHIT"..….
OKAY, SEVERAL QUESTIONS ACTUALLY......
MINORU MINETA, WHY HAVEN'T YOU REVEALED THE FACT THAT "OH YEAH I HAVE BEEN DEALING WITH THE ABRAHAMIC SHITSTORM ALL MY LIFE" UNTIL NOW?????
MINORU MINETA, WHY DIDN'T YOU INFORM ANYONE THAT YOU WERE BEING TARGETED BY ACTUAL HELL FOR YOUR ENTIRE LIFE UNTIL YOU BOTCHED THE APOCALYPSE 4 YEARS AGO?????
MINORU MINETA, WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR ACTUAL MORALITY IF YOU WERE TANGLING WITH ACTUAL ANGELS AND DEMONS FOR YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE?????
SHOUTA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY THE MORAI SISTERS WHILE GIGGLING MISCHIEVOUSLY....
-----------------------------------------Nemuri POV------------------------------
"I LEARNED MOST OF MY SEX EDUCATION FROM MODY WITH A SMIDGE OF CROWLEY"......
MODY??????
MINORU MINETA, YOU FLUNKED SEX EDUCATION IN HUMAN STANDARDS.......
YOU'RE NOT "A POLITE BOY" REGARDING THAT TOPIC AND NO WONDER WHY IF YOU WERE DEALING WITH "A GENUINE DEMON AND A VERY MORALLY GREYED ANGEL" THAT TAUGHT YOU THAT IMPORTANT INFORMATION MINORU MINETA......
NEMURI KAYAMA AKA MIDNIGHT CAN'T BELIEVE THIS PARTICULAR BULLSHIT BUT PEOPLE NOW HAVE TO CLASSIFY YOUR ASS AS THE FOLLOWING MINORU MINETA.......
"A ZOOPATHIC ANGEL/DEMON MOWGLIZED BOY"........
NEMURI'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY ADONAI WHILE CHUCKLING AWKWARDLY........
-----------------------------------------Percy POV-------------------------------
"THE ONLY REDEMPTIVE QUALITY OF ASMODEUS, THE DEMON OF LUST IS THAT HE SAW RAPE AS DEPLORABLE AND GOT INTO MANY ARGUMENTS WITH SATAN REGARDING THIS TOPIC"......
THANK GOD THAT "MINORU LEARNED SEX ED, FROM TWO CREATURES THAT KNEW CONSENT AND HEALTHY SHIT, FOR THEIR PERSPECTIVE".......
OBVIOUSLY IT DIDN'T "TRANSLATE WELL" FOR HUMAN SHIT....
PERCY'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY ADONAI WHILE AWKWARDLY CHUCKLING.........
----------------------------------------------Tenya POV-----------------------------
-------------The Cinder Crown Dream----------------------
Tenya Iida AKA Legoshi saw seven burning torches with flames of each color of the rainbow, assembled in a perfect circle surrounding a tiny DVD box on a pulpit........
Tenya walked over to the pulpit and looked down at the DVD.....
The plain black box had a label that was only written in white marker that read as follows.......
"THE STORY OF THE CINDER CROWN: A ANGELICALLY INSPIRED STORY"....
THE CINDER CROWN?????
THAT'S A STORY THAT TENYA IIDA KNEW DIDN'T EXIST...
WHAT'S THE CINDER CROWN EVEN ABOUT??????
A very sly and amused voice like a man echoed throughout Tenya's Dream from something invisible.......
"UNFORTUNATELY ALL HUMAN AUTISTIC QUIRKS SPECIFICALLY REQUIRE 'HUMAN ARTISTIC DEPICTIONS' TO GAIN STRENGTH IN THEIR NODES......WHY HEAVENLISTIC AND HELLISTIC STORIES AND FOLKLORE ARE INCOMPATIBLE WITH HUMAN QUIRKS UNLESS A REAL HUMAN REWROTE SUCH THINGS THROUGH JEHOVAH'S INSPIRATIONS.......THE CINDER CROWN IS A STORY OF A HUMAN BOY THAT HAD A INHUMANLY SPIRITED WOLF TRANSFORMATION QUIRK THAT USED HIS DARK POWERS TO DO MANY THINGS, GOOD AND ILL, A BOY WHO CALLED UPON GREAT ENERGIES FROM ANGELS (SOKI ENERGY) AND FROM DEMONS (DOKI ENERGY) TO PERFORM MIRACULOUS WONDERMENTS AND DAZZLE HUMANITY.......KEEP IN MIND THAT SOKI AND DOKI ENERGIES DO NOT EXIST AND IF THEY DID, IT WOULD PROBABLY BE CONSIDERED TO BE A TYPE OF WITCHCRAFT ABOMINATION THING FROM GOD'S STANDARDS......LIKE HUMANITY'S CULTURES, ANGELS AND DEMONS HAVE THEIR OWN CULTURES AND SUBCULTURAL NUANCES THAT DON'T ALIGN WITH HUMANITY ENOUGH TO BE USED AS NODE AWAKENING THEMES.....SEE, IT'S REALLY ODD FOR ANY HUMAN BEING TO HEAR BUT 'WOLVES' ARE ACTUALLY CONSIDERED TO BE 'ANGEL/DEMON BEST FRIEND' AND SUCH THINGS ARE THE EQUIVALENT OF 'DOGS' FOR HUMANS.......LIKE THE MOST FLATTERING THING YOU CAN GIVE TO A YOUTHFUL ANGEL IS A WOLF PUPPY WHENEVER THEY START TO 'REALIZE THEMSELVES' OR THAT BIZARRELY BEAUTIFUL PHENOMENON IN ALL BORN SAPIENT BEINGS THAT START TO ACTUALLY 'COMPREHEND THEIR OWN SAPIENTENCE' AS LITTLE YOUTHS AFTER A FEW YEARS OF LIFE THAT HAD NO CONTROL OVER IMPULSE OR DESIRE".........
INTRIGUING........
IT'S A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT CULTURAL BACKGROUND OF INHUMAN BUT BORN SAPIENT FIGURES WITHOUT QUIRKS......
OF COURSE ACTUAL GOD WOULD MAKE "WOLVES" THE BIOLOGICAL ANCESTORS OF "DOGS" IF HE KNEW THAT BOTH ANGELS AND DEMONS CONSIDERED SUCH BEASTS AS "BEST FRIENDS"......
BUT, ACTUAL GOD DIDN'T SHARE THIS "FONDNESS" FOR WOLVES THAT HIS ANGELS DID........
A different male voice that sounded like a British Bookworm Scholar echoed throughout Tenya's Dream from a different invisible soul......
"WELL, TO THE DEFENSE OF JEHOVAH AMONG OTHER NAMES, WOLVES IN ANCIENT JEWISH HISTORY WERE CONSTANT NUISANCES TOWARDS THE INNOCENT FARMERS AND HERDSMEN THAT HAD TO DEFEND THEIR LIVESTOCK FROM SUCH PESTS.....SEE, 'THE TRUE IMAGE OF JEHOVAH' IS 'A HUMAN MAN, BUT FAR GREATER'........WHY JEHOVAH FAVORED HUMANS FAR MORE THAN ANY OTHER TYPE OF CREATED BEING AND PRIORITIZED HUMAN SYMBOLISMS AND CONNOTATIONS FOR THE NATURAL ORDER IN HIS PERSPECTIVE.......HOWEVER THAT'S ALSO WHY JEHOVAH IN HIS BENEVOLENCE ALLOWED QUIRKED WOLVES TO BE 'THE MOST LEGENDARY MOWGLI BEAST' IN QUIRKED HUMAN HISTORY BECAUSE HE FORMED THE QUIRKED SAPIENTENCE OF A WOLF TO BE 'A ANGEL'S AND DEMON'S GENUINE PERSPECTIVE OF A WOLF' AND ALLOWED THE CASTAWAY ORPHANS OF MAN BE REARED BY 'ANGEL'S BEST FRIEND' IN HOW ANGELIC FIGURES SAW SUCH CREATURES".......
SO........
WHAT ABOUT FENRIR?????
WHAT ABOUT LUPA??????
The Same Sly and Amused voice of the first male figure spoke to Tenya from a invisible mouth nearby....
"FENRIR IS CONSIDERED TO BE 'A NAUGHTY BOI' BY ANGELS AND EVEN MOST DEMONS BUT MOST HELLISH OR HEAVENLY FIGURES JUST FIGURED.....
"AH YES ALL THIS FERAL BOI NEEDS TO BE UNTETHERED FROM THOSE CURSED RIBBONS AND TO BE THE PET OF SOME GENTLE AND SWEET ANGEL OR DEMON THAT WOULD HELP THIS SCARED BOI LEARN MANNERS"........
LUPA ON THE OTHER HAND IS 'THE BESTEST GIRL' ACCORDING TO EVERYBODY, ANGEL AND DEMON ALIKE WITH THE EXCEPTION OF SATAN, WHO'S A REAL KILLJOY REGARDING ANYONE'S HAPPINESS THAT'S NOT HIS OWN".........
SATAN IS A REAL ASSHOLE........
LIKE YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO "TORTURE A DOG" ACCORDING YOUR OWN NATURE SHIT TO SPECIFICALLY MAKE EVERYONE ELSE SAD?????
THE FACT THAT FENRIR WAS CONSIDERED TO BE THIS "SCARED AND NAUGHTY BOI THAT ONLY NEEDED A PROPER CARETAKER" TO REFORM HIM EVEN BY DEMONS WHOLEHEARTEDLY IS REALLY FUCKING AWFUL HOW THIS TERRIFYING MAN-EATER WOLF WAS TREATED IN A ANGEL'S AND DEMON'S GENUINE PERSPECTIVE HERE.....
A somber sigh from the second male voice echoed throughout The Dream as this second male voice like a Book Scholar from England told Tenya from a invisible mouth nearby.....
"WELL, NOW THAT PEOPLE KNOW SUCH PERSPECTIVES OF ANGELS AND DEMONS ALIKE REGARDING THE TOPIC OF WOLVES, MAYBE JEHOVAH WILL ALLOW FENRIR TO ESCAPE FROM HIS DARK AND SCARY KENNEL TO STOP THIS CREATURE FROM UNINTENTIONALLY HASTENING JUDGEMENT DAY........IS FENRIR A SCARY BOI FOR HUMANS, ABSOLUTELY BUT FENRIR IS A SANE CREATURE BORN IN A SEA OF DELUSIONAL MADNESS AND ALL OF THESE PEOPLE WERE SCARED OF HIM.......IT'S WHY THE PLANET OF DOBUTSU, THE LAND OF QUIRKED BEASTS HAD MANY ANGELS BE THE CARETAKERS OF SUCH CREATURES EVEN THOUGH JEHOVAH MADE IT CLEAR THAT 'A HUMAN' WAS THE HIGH KING OF ALL DOBUTSU AND OWNED ALL OF THE QUIRKED ANIMALS THERE........FENRIR NEEDS TO BE ON DOBUTSU IN EVERYBODY'S STANDARDS......ALSO, QUIRKED ANIMAL HYBRIDIZATION PHENOMENON HAS BEEN AROUND FOR MANY YEARS, EVER SINCE KATSUKI BAKUGOU ACTUALLY CREATED DOBUTSU AND JEHOVAH DECREED SUCH THINGS TO BE POSSIBLE BETWEEN QUIRKED ANIMALS".......
WAIT UH......
CURRENTLY IN GLOBAL QUIRK LAW IN HUMAN CULTURES IT'S EXTREMELY ILLEGAL TO HAVE "A QUIRKED ANIMAL AS A PET" AND NO MATTER THE SPECIES, IF IT'S GOT A QUIRK, IT'S A FUCKING FELONY TO "MAKE A QUIRKED ANIMAL YOUR PET"......
BUT ACTUAL GOD HERE SAW "QUIRKED ANIMAL OWNERSHIP" FROM HUMANS OR OTHER BORN SAPIENT BEINGS TOWARDS LESSER SAPIENTENCE AS "PERFECTLY FINE, JUST DON'T BE A DICK".........
The Two invisible figures chuckled awkwardly......
Tenya's Dream faded to darkness.......
-----------The Cinder Crown Dream End--------------------
----------------------------------------------Katsuki POV-----------------------------
"THE CINDER CROWN DREAM".....
OKAY THESE INSIGHTS FROM DIVINE GEEZER, ANGELS, AND DEMONS REGARDING WOLF SYMBOLIC WEIGHT AND HOW THAT SHIT DIFFERED FROM "HUMAN MORALITY" IS ESSENTIAL GOING FORWARD........
TRUTH ANGEL DUDE AND BOOK ANGEL DUDE LAID SHIT DOWN AND TOLD SPOOKY WOLF PRES THEIR LOGIC ABOUT WOLVES AND HOW THEY INTERPRETED THE WOLFSHIT.........
THE REASON WHY IT'S SO ILLEGAL FOR A HUMAN BEING TO "MAKE A QUIRKED ANIMAL A PET" IS BECAUSE HUMANITY WAS COLLECTIVELY SCARED OF "THE ASSHOLES OF HUMANITY, HAVING COMPLETE AND TOTAL POWER AND AUTHORITY OVER A SAPIENT CREATURE TO ABUSE THE FUCK OUT OF THEM"........
WHY THIS SHIT IS CALLED "ANIMAL CRUELTY"...
BUT DIVINE GEEZER SAID "QUIRKED ANIMAL OWNERSHIP" IS COMPLETELY FINE SO LONG YOU'RE NOT A DICK TO YOUR PETS.......
BECAUSE HUMANITY "EARNED THAT PRIVILEGE" FOREVERMORE.......
BECAUSE DIVINE GEEZER SAW THAT HUMANITY SUCCESSFULLY "PASSED THE MORAL DILEMMA OF QUIRKED ANIMAL OWNERSHIP" FOR CENTURIES.......
KATSUKI'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY DIVINE GEEZER WHILE LAUGHING IN ABSOLUTE JOY.......
----------------------------------------------Izuku POV--------------------------------
"MY TEST OF THY OWN THRONE WAS PASSED BY HUMAN SPIRIT FOREVERMORE TO ACHIEVE THINE OWN GREATNESS BUT IF THY CREATURE IS FULLY MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY MATURE AT THINE OWN BIRTH THEN THY CREATURE IS UNABLE TO BE THY PET OF BENEVOLENT HUMANITY AND SUCH CREATURE MUST BE YOUNG AT THY BIRTH AND BEGINNING OF THY EXISTENCE TO BECOME THY PET OF BENEVOLENT HUMANITY"........
OKAY COOL.......
THAT MEANT THAT "ALL THE CREATURES OF DOBUTSU" WERE LITERALLY "JUST BABIES OR VERY YOUNG CRITTERS" WHENEVER KACCHAN JUST YEETED THESE QUIRKED ANIMALS INTO HIS OWN PERSONAL ZOO ESSENTIALLY........
DOBUTSU IS 20 TIMES THE SIZE OF EARTH AND HAD 55 MOONS.........
THAT'S A LOT OF ANIMAL ENRICHMENT HERE.....
NOT TO MENTION QUIRKED ANIMAL HYBRIDIZATION PHENOMENON BEING A FACTOR FOR YEARS NOW........
GOD BLESS NO WONDER WHY KACCHAN WAS CONFUSED AS HELL REGARDING THE NATURE OF QUIRKED ANIMALS BEING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THAN "QUIRKLESS ANIMALS" EVER SINCE HE STARTED DEALING WITH "XENOMORPHIC LIFEFORMS" IN HIS LIFE.......
BECAUSE HE SAW SHIT LIKE "LEOGAZES" OR "WOLBITS" OR "BEAWOLFS" RUNNING AROUND ON DOBUTSU........
IZUKU'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY ADONAI WHILE NODDING IN AGREEMENT.......
-----------------------------------------Shouto POV------------------------------
"THAT'S CORRECT"........
ALL SHOUTO TODOROKI CAN THINK WAS THIS REGARDING BAKUGOU'S SHIT.......
A TITLE......
"GRAND CONQUERER OF 100,000 WORLDS"....
BAKUGOU IS THE LEADER OF THE 50 SUPREME ONES IN GUTSTARO.....
BUT THERE'S ONLY "49 OFFICIAL SUPREME ONES" CURRENTLY.......
THAT'S A LOT OF POWERFUL HUMAN TEENAGERS.......
KNOWING KATSUKI BAKUGOU, HE ARRANGED SHIT TO MAKE HIS GOVERNMENT SYSTEM IN GUTSTARO LIKE THIS......
"25 GIRLS AND 25 BOYS"......
BUT THERE'S 49 TOTAL HUMAN SUPREME ONES CURRENTLY......
WHO IS BAKUGOU ACTUALLY "WAITING FOR" IN HIS GUTSTARO SUPREME ONE SHIT?????
SHOUTO'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD EXCEPT FOR "THE PHANTOM SUPREME ONE" BY BAKUGOU WHILE LAUGHING IN ABSOLUTE ANNOYANCE....
-----------------------------------------------Thalia POV------------------------
"BRO WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK ICYHOT?"......
*FERAL LAUGHTER*......
GOD BLESS THIS APESHIT REPLY FROM KATSUKI'S OWN SHIT HERE BECAUSE IT'S VERY IMPORTANT FOR A LOT OF REASONS......
THIS WAS ALWAYS KATSUKI'S FERAL PLAN HERE AS A HIGHLY FEROCIOUS AND THEATRICAL BITCH.......
IZUKU MIDORIYA "DIDN'T GET THIS"........
BECAUSE HE'S A GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL OF A FOREIGN GOVERNMENT THAT KATSUKI BAKUGOU ESTABLISHED SOMEWHERE BUT WASN'T READY TO STEP INTO POLITICS BECAUSE IZUKU MIDORIYA "DIDN'T GET ALL OF HIS QUIRK'S SHIT YET"........
THALIA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD EXCEPT FOR IZUKU BY THE MORAI SISTERS WHILE GIGGLING MISCHIEVOUSLY......
----------------------------------------------Inko POV--------------------------------
"WE ADORE THE AUTHORITY THAT IZUKU MIDORIYA RECEIVED FROM 49 SUPREME ONES THAT ARE JUST WATCHING AND WAITING FOR THEIR FINAL BRETHREN TO STEP UP TO HIS THRONE ALREADY BUILT FOR HIM AHEAD OF TIME AND TO MARCH HIS ARMIES INTO GREAT GLORY WHENEVER IZUKU MIDORIYA WAS READY".........
KATSUKI, YOU DON'T NEED TO "LIST EVERYONE" BUT FOR THE SAKE OF ALL THE EARTHLY GOVERNMENTS THAT HAD TO INTERACT WITH YOUR FERAL ASS AS A GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL OF A FOREIGN GOVERNMENT, WHO ARE "THE MAJOR PLAYERS" IN THE 50 SUPREME ONES OF GUTSTARO......
YOU NAME-DROPPED "ONE ACTIVE SUPREME ONE" AND HIS SON AND "NPC SERVANT".......
KABUTOMEGUMI AND COCYTUS.......
THESE ARE PRO HEROIC NAMES AND IDENTIFICATIONS FOR A BUNCH OF CHILD VIGILANTES FOR THE MOST PART.......
WHAT'S KABUTOMEGUMI'S TRUE IDENTITY ON EARTH?????
WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR ALIAS WHILE DOING SUPREME ONE SHIT KATSUKI BAKUGOU??????
INKO'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY THE MORAI SISTERS WHILE NODDING IN AGREEMENT........
---------------------------------------Kabuto POV------------------------------
"LET STRETCH BUG TELL YA FATE HAGS PERSONALLY"......
*AMUSED CHUCKLING*......
CLEVER AS ALWAYS SUPREME ACHILLES.......
TIS TRUE, KABUTO KORIGAMI AKA KABUTOMEGUMI DID INDEED HAVE STRETCHING/BEETLE LORDSHIP QUIRK SHIT ALONG WITH WAY MORE SHIT.......
ALL KABUTO HAD AS A QUIRK AT THE BASELINE LEVEL WAS "STRETCHY FINGERS"......
PLEASE DR. MIDORIYA, YOU KNOW KABUTO PERSONALLY...
ALL THE SUPREME ONES HAVE "THE SUPREMACY LORD SHAPE" THAT'S IMMUNE TO TRANSFORMATION STRAINING.......
IT'S INGRAINED.......
SEE, ALL SUPREME ONES ARE "OF EQUAL RANK AND AUTHORITY"......
ONLY A FELLOW SUPREME ONE CAN CALL AND ADDRESS A SUPREME ONE "SUPREME" OR SOMETHING EVEN MORE CASUAL LIKE "KACCHAN".......
YOU SHOULD BE CALLING KATSUKI BAKUGOU AKA ACHILLES YA KNOW......
"LORD ACHILLES" OR "ACHILLES-SAMA"...
THE FULL NAME OF IZUKU MIDORIYA'S SUPREME ONE TITLE IS YA KNOW......
DEKUSEUS.....
IT'S A WORD THAT MEANT "GOD'S EYES OF FURY" IN THE LANGUAGE OF KATSUKIGLYPHS......
GOD BLESS YOU NO HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH OCULAR SHIT THAT IZUKU MIDORIYA WILL GET AS A HEALTHY TWO-STAGE MANIFESTING QUIRK WELDER KID.......
THE SUPREME ONES CALL DEKUSEUS' INNATE QUIRK THIS......
"THE AOJIROIRINGAN".…...
THE OMEGA PROGENITOR QUIRK WELDER BOY OF ALL RINGAN OCULAR ACTIVATION QUIRK SHIT......
KABUTO KORIGAMI PROJECTED HIS THOUGHTS TO PEOPLE EXCEPT FOR IZUKU MIDORIYA AND FOR GOOD REASONS.......
-----------------------------------------------Thalia POV------------------------
"ENTER STAGE RIGHT: STRETCH BUG".......
*AWKWARD GIGGLING FROM THE MORAI SISTERS AND SEVERAL OTHER PEOPLE IN THE GROUP CHAT AND FOR GOOD REASON*.........
WHY DO YOU HAVE A WHOLE ASS LANGUAGE FOR YOUR GUTSTARO CULTURE SHIT KATSUKI??????
YOU WERE LIKE "5 OR SO" WHENEVER YOU CALLED IZUKU MIDORIYA "DEKU" FIRST....….
SO.....
DID YOU CREATE A WHOLE ASS LANGUAGE AS A TODDLER CHRONOLOGICALLY AND IN EVERYTHING ELSE???????
GOD BLESS WERE THERE OTHER "ADDERA MIDDLE SCHOOL KIDS" THAT KNEW YOUR REAL SHIT AND GOT AUTHORIZATION IN YOUR GUTSTARO CULTURE BULLSHIT KATSUKI BAKUGOU?????
THALIA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY ADONAI WHILE LAUGHING AWKWARDLY....
------------------------------------Shouta POV-------------------------------
"OI QUIT THAT IRRITATION RIGHT NOW OMMI ENVIRONMENTAL QUIRK ANALYSIS QUIRK WELDER BADASS THAT HASN'T ENCOUNTERED YOUR FELLOW OMMI ENVIRONMENTAL QUIRK ANALYSIS QUIRK WELDER DUMBASS SOULMATE YET"......
LET'S JUST PAUSE FOR A MINUTE KATSUKI BAKUGOU......
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU "KNOW" ABOUT QUIRKS AND EVERYONE ELSE AROUND HERE THAT YOU WERE INTERACTING WITH KATSUKI BAKUGOU?????????
DO YOU HAVE YOUR SHIT WRITTEN DOWN SOMEWHERE???????
OBVIOUSLY YOU KNOW DAMN MORE SHIT ABOUT THALIA GRACE'S QUIRK'S BULLCRAP THEN THE MORAI SISTERS AND THALIA GRACE HERSELF EVEN THOUGH SHE'S BEEN ALIVE FOR CENTURIES NOW........
SHOUTA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY JEHOVAH HIMSELF WHILE CHUCKLING AWKWARDLY......
-----------------------------------------Percy POV------------------------------
"UGH WHATEVER I JUST WANT TO FOCUS ON CLASS RIGHT NOW AND NOT THINK ABOUT IT AIZAWA SENSEI"......
BRO NO......
Everyone in Class 1.A. looked at Katsuki in a stern and annoyed expression on their faces......
Chapter 6: The Old-Timer Rising
Chapter Text
3PM......
ON AUGUST 17TH.........
Tenya Iida AKA Legoshi was in The Iida Manor Kitchen after school and after he got his "ANGEL QUIRK BUFFS" recorded in a very annoying way due to The Morai Sisters writing this shit down whenever he was sleeping like they always did whenever they had to "RECORD THE APESHIT KID'S ENTIRE POWER SET" in their perspective.........
Tenya was suddenly warped to this beautiful place that was nighttime and had a fuckton of moons in the skies above this mysterious place and he was wearing a strange uniform like a some prep school and he was in a appearance of a Heteromorphic Wolf Quirk Welder Boy with a wolf head and tail that had thick dark blue fur all over his body with the exception of dark red eyelids and dark red wolf ears on top of his head....
ALRIGHTY THEN........
THE PLANET DOBUTSU, THE ANIMAL PLANET.........
LET'S EVALUATE THE CURRENT SITUATION........
Tenya attempted to TURN TO HIS TRUE FORM but he found it to be IMPOSSIBLE due to the following phrase from his own Quirk echoing in his head.......
"DEADLOCKED IN THE DEFAULT SOUL BEAST FORM DUE TO CURRENT ENVIRONMENTAL FACTORS, UNABLE TO EXIT CURRENT LOCATION DUE TO JEHOVAH SANCTIONED QUEST REQUIREMENTS".......
A beautiful, amused, and deeply canine voice echoed behind Tenya from some adult male beast.....
"HELLO LITTLE PUP"…...
Tenya turned around and saw a Quirked Wolf with a Grey coat swirled with tufts of black and blue eyes in the upright form.....
A daunting and coldly written title card introduction thing appeared in The Group Chat in Jehovah's Handwriting that read as follows.......
"THE MIGHTY AND LEGENDARY FENRIR: SHERIFF OF ANIMA CITY"......
The Title Card quickly faded away........
Fenrir spoke with a amused and calm voice towards Tenya.....
"DO YOU HAVE A NAME BESTOWED ON YOU BY HUMANS BY CHANCE?"....
Tenya nodded no as Fenrir sighed awkwardly before saying calmly........
"SUCH A SHAME, IT MADE OUR LITTLE INTERACTION A LITTLE BIT MORE AWKWARD YOUNG PUP.....I CAN'T NAME YOU OFFICIALLY BUT, I CAN'T CONTINUE THIS NECESSARY CONVERSATION WITH YOU UNLESS I PERSONALLY HAVE A REAL NAME TO CALL YOU, MAKING US CURRENTLY DEADLOCKED".......
Tenya blushed in embarrassment as a goofy dog collar appeared on his neck with the following name on the nameplate tag of this red collar....
"AKIRA"....
Fenrir chuckled in awkward amusement before saying calmly towards Tenya.....
"AH OF COURSE MY FATHER, LUX DAVENPORT AKA LOKI WOULD CHIP IN HERE AND GIVE YOU SUCH A ESSENTIAL THING GOING FORWARD AKIRA.........OBVIOUSLY MY FATHER DIDN'T HAVE MUCH CREATIVITY HERE BUT NOTED YOUR BRIGHT RED EARS AND NAMED YOU 'BRIGHT' IN JAPANESE AKIRA".....
Tenya spoke with a awkward and slightly goofy voice like Scooby Doo but able to correctly pronounce all the words.......
"SO, WHY AM I HERE?????? WHY AM I WEARING THIS BIZARRE UNIFORM??? WHY AM I ON DOBUTSU?".......
Fenrir scoffed in a awkward manner but calmly and sternly told Tenya...
"I DON'T KNOW EXACTLY WHY YOU WERE DRAGGED OUT OF YOUR FOREST OR WHAT HAVE YOU BUT I DO KNOW THAT JEHOVAH REQUESTED YOU PERSONALLY TO GO TO A.C. HERO ACADEMY BECAUSE HE TOLD ME THIS RIGHT AFTER HE FREED ME FROM THOSE BLASTED PINK RIBBONS AND DROPPED ME HERE.......
"FIND THY WOLF WITH THINE RED EARS AND SPEAK TO HIM OF THY DARK AND WASTEFUL SLAYING OF TEM, THY QUIRKED LLAMA IN A.C. HERO ACADEMY".......
EVEN THOUGH I PERSONALLY DON'T 'UNDERSTAND' THESE LAWS OF THIS COUNTRY OF PAWRUS WE ARE CURRENTLY IN, I AS THE SHERIFF OF ANIMA CITY AND LEGAL CAPITAL OF THIS COUNTRY, I HAVE TO OBEY THESE LAWS.....ONE OF THOSE LAWS BEING THIS.......
"DO NOT HUNT OR CONSUME A LIVING CREATURE AND ONLY VISIT THE ETHICALLY HARVESTED AND SOURCED MEAT MARKETS TO GET YOUR CARNIVOROUS FIX"........
THIS PARTICULAR DEATH OF THIS LLAMA, IS A MURDER BOTH IN THE LEGAL STANDARDS OF THIS LAND AND ESPECIALLY IN THE SPIRIT OF JEHOVAH'S CRAP SINCE HE SAID 'THOU SHALL NOT SLAY A MAN OR WASTE FOOD' IN HIS VERY FIRST FUCKING ANIMAL COMMANDMENT.....SOMEONE IS HUNTING INNOCENT CIVILIANS DOWN IN THIS HEROIC ACADEMY.....I TOOK ON THIS CASE AS A POLICE OFFICER NATURALLY BUT I NEED A INSIDER LOOK TO HELP ME INVESTIGATE TEM'S MURDER AND CATCH THE WANTONLY DESTRUCTIVE BASTARD THAT NEEDS TO BE REGISTERED AS 'A KNOWN DEVOURER' AND GET ARRESTED AS THEY SHOULD"........
Tenya sighed awkwardly before telling Fenrir in a calm and serious tone of voice....
"SO, MR. FEN, I WILL HELP YOU HERE BUT, CAN YOU TELL ME OF ANY LEADS THAT MIGHT GUIDE ME SOMEWHERE?".....
Fenrir nodded yes before saying calmly towards Tenya......
"THAT'S JUST THE STRANGEST THING ABOUT THIS CASE AND WHY OBVIOUSLY JEHOVAH HAD A KEEN INTEREST TO STOP 'THIS PARTICULAR BEAST'......I EXAMINED THE CORPSE OF TEM AND I DID NOT SEE ANY KIND OF 'FANG OR CLAW DAMAGE' ON THIS LLAMA'S BODY BUT IT WAS CLEAR THAT 'SOMETHING CONSUMED PART OF IT' THAT OCCURRED ANTIMORTEM IE. WHILE TEM WAS ALIVE AND FIGHTING VICIOUSLY AGAINST HIS ATTACKER.......I HAVE TO COMMEND THAT POOR LLAMA, THAT LLAMA DID NOT GO WITHOUT A FIGHT THAT DEFINITELY WOUNDED THIS PARTICULAR ATTACKER.....OTHER DETECTIVES EXAMINED SOME BLOOD DROPLETS AT THE CRIME SCENE THAT COULDN'T HAVE COME FROM TEM DUE TO GRAVITY BLEEDING FROM AN OPEN WOUND ON THE ATTACKER'S BODY DURING THE COMMISSION OF THIS CRIMINAL ACT AKIRA......IT'S OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING OMNIVOROUS OR CARNIVOROUS BECAUSE WHY ELSE WOULD A QUIRKED ANIMAL DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS".......
Tenya nodded in agreement before saying to Fenrir......
"DO YOU THINK THAT MAYBE A BLOOD-BASED QUIRK WELDER DID THIS, LIKE IS THE BODY DRAINED OF IT'S BLOOD?"....
Fenrir shrugged his shoulders before saying in a very annoyed but calm voice towards Tenya......
"THAT'S ANOTHER ODDITY OF THIS CASE HERE, IF IT WAS A BLOOD-BASED QUIRK WELDER CREATURE, THEN YES I WOULD HAVE SEEN SUCH DAMAGE BUT I DIDN'T AKIRA.....EVEN IF IT WAS A BLOOD-BASED QUIRK WELDER THAT DID THIS WANTON MURDER OF TEM, THEY WOULD HAVE TO BE A OMNIVOROUS OR COMPLETELY CARNIVOROUS CREATURE SINCE IT'S COMPLETELY UNHEARD OF FOR 'A HERBIVORE' TO HAVE A BLOOD-BASED QUIRK LIKE THAT.......I DID HOWEVER SEE SOME STRANGE PUNCTURE WOUNDS THAT WOULD BE REMINISCENT OF HORNS JABBING TEM BUT AGAIN THAT'S A STRANGE THING TO OBSERVE SINCE HORNS ARE THE DEFENSIVE MECHANICS OF A HERBIVORE RATHER THAN A OFFENSIVE WEAPON OF A CARNIVORE OR OMNIVORE AKIRA......EVEN THOUGH IT'S POSSIBLE NOWADAYS, TRUE ANIMAL HYBRIDS ARE EXTREMELY RARE AND EVEN THOUGH ADONAI SPECTATED THAT 'A LEOGAZE' COULD EXIST, THIS IS BIOLOGICALLY INCOMPATIBLE SINCE THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NO RECORD OF THE ENTIRE 5 YEAR HISTORY OF DOBUTSU'S EXISTENCE OF 'A HERBIVORE AND A CARNIVORE' HAVING A PUP".........
Tenya hummed in deep thought before asking Fenrir......
"MR. FEN, BEFORE TEM'S MURDER, WAS THERE ANY BIZARRE EVENTS OR INSTANCES THAT WAS OF FORENSIC STUDY?".....
Fenrir nodded yes before saying calmly towards Tenya......
"YOU ARE EXTREMELY INTELLIGENT AND INSIGHTFUL, NO WONDER WHY JEHOVAH HIMSELF REQUESTED 'YOU' PERSONALLY AKIRA......YES, FOR 5 WEEKS BEFORE THIS MURDER OCCURRED, STRANGE POEMS OF A ANONYMOUS WRITER KEPT BEING POSTED ON THE COMMUNITY LITERATURE BOARD OF THE DRAMA CLUB OF A.C. HERO ACADEMY.......THIS ANONYMOUS WRITER GOES BY THE PENNAME.......
"KATSUHAI".........
THIS IS A VERY INFURIATINGLY COMMON TITLE FOR ANY CREATURE OF KATSUKI BAKUGOU'S FERAL HORMONAL BULLSHIT THAT HAD A ASH QUIRK IN THIS CASE.....ANY PUP OR GRANDPUP OF KATSUKI BAKUGOU'S BLOOD HAD THE ABILITY TO CALL THEMSELVES 'KATSU' AS A TITLE OR REAL NAME SINCE KATSUKI BAKUGOU HIMSELF SAID SO AND THUS IT'S A AUTHENTIC AND POWERFUL PERMANENT NAME OF A QUIRKED ANIMAL THAT JUST SO HAPPENED TO BE A PUP OR GRANDPUP OF KATSUKI BAKUGOU'S BROOD"........
Tenya sighed awkwardly as he asked one final question to Fenrir......
"ONE MORE QUESTION MR. FEN, WHAT'S THE TOPICS OF THESE STRANGE POEMS FROM KATSUHAI?".......
Fenrir spoke calmly and tiredly towards Tenya......
"BIZARRE RANTINGS AND RAMBLINGS OF A CREATURE THAT HATED A COWARDLY FATHER AND SCORNED A CRUEL MOTHER BUT ABSOLUTELY ADORED AND VENERATED A NOBLE AND VALOROUS GRANDFATHER THAT SPAWNED THE CRUEL MOTHER AND GAVE THIS WRITER THE ABILITY TO 'EMBRACE THE LEANING OF MY LOATHSOME MOTHER'S GRACE' IN A QUOTE OF THIS TEENAGED CREATURE'S POETRY AKIRA........THESE POEMS BECAME MORE AND MORE DISTURBING AND ESPECIALLY AFTER TEM'S MURDER WHENEVER THIS WRITER KEPT WRITING SHIT THAT 'NOBODY BUT SOMEONE WHO HAD TRUE INFORMATION ABOUT TEM'S MURDER' WOULD EVER KNOW.......WHY I NEED YOU TO FIGURE OUT WHO THE FUCK THIS ANONYMOUS WRITER IS AND DRAG THEM TO ME, SO I CAN TALK TO THEM AND FIGURE OUT WHAT THE HELL THEY KNOW AKIRA"......
Tenya nodded in agreement and immediately Fenrir warped Tenya into a dorm room with several different and awkward teenaged and male caninid creatures like Coyotes, Dogs, Foxes, of course other Wolves just hanging out and watching a movie but they had paused it to see The Group Chat bullshit that clearly just "Filmed" that entire interaction with Fenrir and Tenya just now........
Tenya awkwardly waved hello to his new friends.....
-----------------------------------------------Thalia POV------------------------
"THY MYSTERY OF TEM'S SLAYING".......
OKAY AKIRA IS ONE HELLA SMART ADOLESCENT MALE WOLF......
NO WONDER WHY YOU WANT "THIS WOLF" TO HELP YOU OUT WITH THIS EXTREMELY BIZARRE MYSTERY OF TEM'S DEATH JEHOVAH......
OBVIOUSLY YOU KNOW EVERYTHING BUT YOU WANT TO HELP FENRIR AS A FUCKING SHERIFF OF ANIMA CITY IN A COUNTRY OF PAWRUS ON DOBUTSU "REDEEM HIS OWN FLEA-BITTEN ASS" AS A CREATURE THAT CLEARLY "WAS ONLY A DICK TO HUMANS" BECAUSE HE "DIDN'T KNOW YOUR COMMANDMENTS" FOR MOST OF HIS LIFE AND WAS TRAUMATIZED BY THE DAVENPORT FAMILY SHITSTORM.......
THALIA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY JEHOVAH WHILE HUMMING IN AGREEMENT.......
----------------------------------------------Shouta POV------------------------------
"TENYA MUST BE CONCEALED FROM MAN FOR 10 DAYS TO STOP THY SICKLY TRAGEDY OF ACHILLES' GRANDSIRING IN THY STRINGS OF MORAI LOOM".........
THAT'S AWFUL TO HEAR JEHOVAH.......
TENYA IIDA IS GOING TO HAVE TO PROBABLY MERCY-KILL ONE OF HIS OWN CLASSMATE'S ANIMAL GRANDKIDS IF KATSUKI BAKUGOU'S ANIMAL BRAT PREFORMED A QUIRK MARRIAGE UNION TO SOME UNKNOWN ANIMAL TO PRODUCE "A SICKLY BEAST TRAGEDY"........
LIKE, THE ENTIRE "SAPIENTENCE" OF A QUIRKED ANIMAL CAME FROM "THE QUIRK" EVEN THOUGH SUCH CREATURES CAN BE SANE BEFORE AND AFTER QUIRK MADNESS SHIT IN THEIR LIVES........
A VERY UNHEALTHY QUIRK MARRIAGE UNION ANIMAL BABY IS THE WORST POSSIBLE CREATURE TO EVER COME IN CONTACT WITH........
*SUDDEN REALIZATION KICKING IN*.....
OH NO......
"KATSUHAI"......
THAT POOR CREATURE IS "WHAT TENYA IIDA HAD TO MERCY-KILL"....
A CREATURE THAT HAD A SUCH A SHORTENED LIFE THAT WAS ALREADY FULL OF FUCKED UP MISERY IF THIS CREATURE HAD "A COWARDLY FATHER AND A CRUEL MOTHER"......
A CREATURE THAT ALREADY SLID INTO PERMANENT QUIRK MADDENED DERANGED SHIT IN IT'S LOGIC IF THEY WERE BECOMING INCREASINGLY MORE "BIZARRE AND DISTURBING" IN THEIR POETRY THAT EVEN "DISTURBED FENRIR".....
THE ONLY REASON WHY YOU SENT AKIRA THE WOLF TO HELP IS TO "FIND THE MURDERER OF TEM" BUT YOU SENT TENYA IIDA TO DOBUTSU TO "END KATSUHAI'S LIFE, AS A MERCY THING".......
THE PROBLEM IS THAT "KATSUHAI" KNEW INSIDER INFORMATION OF TEM'S DEATH........
IT'S A TRAGIC RACE........
A WOLF THAT HAD TO CAPTURE KATSUHAI AND GET THE INFORMATION THIS SICK CREATURE HAD AND TENYA IIDA THAT HAD TO STOP THIS POOR CREATURE PERMANENTLY DUE TO THE PERMANENT ILLNESS IN IT'S LIFE....
SHOUTA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY THE MORAI SISTERS WHILE CRYING.....
----------------------------------------------Katsuki POV-----------------------------
"FORTUNATELY FOR THY OWN SAKE SHOUTA, KATSUKI ALREADY DID THINE HEALINGS OF HIS SICKLY BEAST GRANDCHILD BUT, THY DARKENED CREATURE IS INDEED MADDENED BY HIS INNATE QUIRK CALLED KATSUHAI, A POWERFUL APEX QUIRK THY HAD ONLY ASH QUIRK POWER AT THY BASELINE......KATSUKI ALREADY SCOLDED THY OWN LEOPARD DAUGHTER FOR HER CRUELTY IN THY OWN QUIRK MARRIAGE UNION MATING WITH A FELLOW BEAST TO PRODUCE SUCH DARKNESS TO BE THY OWN WEAPON TO ENSLAVE EARTH"........
DAMNIT.......
THAT CAN ONLY BE "ONE BRAT"........
A FERAL GREMLIN OF A CREATURE THAT KATSUKI HAD NO IDEA WAS "A MOMMY'S BOY, IN NATURE MORESO" UNTIL NOW........
BECAUSE THIS TRAUMATIZED BEAST GRANDBRAT OF KATSUKI'S DICKSPIT NEVER ACTED ACCORDING TO "MOM SHIT" AND KATSUKI BELIEVED THAT THIS BRAT WAS IN HIS NATURE WAS "MORE LIKE DAD"........
THIS GRANDBRAT OF KATSUKI'S ACTUALLY "LOOKED LIKE DAD" BUT WITH THE EXCEPTION OF "SCOUNDREL FACE", "ROGUISH CLAWS", AND MORE IMPORTANTLY "MOMMY'S NATURE LEAN"........
KATSUKI DIDN'T LIKE HIS FEROCIOUSLY WICKED SHE-LEOPARD BRAT.......
HYOKO, THE SHE-LEOPARD BRAT OF KATSUKI'S LINE.......
THIS WAS HER EXTREMELY ANNOYING VILLAINESS M.O. AS A QUIRKED LEOPARD........
TO MAKE A BUNCH OF QUIRK MARRIAGE UNION CUBS WITH MATES OF CREATURES THAT CAN ACTUALLY "MAKE LEOPARDS, BUT GREATER" IN HER TWISTED PERSPECTIVE OF HOW SHE BELIEVED KATSUKI ACTUALLY PERCEIVED OTHER PEOPLE AND HER BEHAVIOR.......
EVEN TO THIS DAY KATSUKI STILL HAD TO DEAL WITH HYOKO'S CRAP IN HER TWISTED PERSPECTIVE OF HOW SHE BELIEVED KATSUKI TO BE AS A PERSON.......
OF COURSE THE ONLY THING THIS LEOPARD "LEARNED" FROM KATSUKI'S OWN PERMANENT BEWITCHMENT THING OF HER DYNA-CLAWS QUIRK TO "AVOID QUIRK MARRIAGE UNION MATING BULLSHIT" WAS YA KNOW....
"OH DEAREST DADDY I HAD NO IDEA THAT YOU WERE CONSTANTLY CONCERNED OF MY HEALTH AND HOW I DIDN'T REALIZE THE ONLY WAY TO ALLOW ME TO COMBINE MY QUIRK WITH SOME QUIRK MARRIAGE MATE WAS FOR ME TO DIE IN THE BIRTHING PROCESS".........
WHICH WAS TRUE, WHY KATSUKI DID THAT FOR HYOKO'S HORNY BULLSHIT AS A ADULT LEOPARD BUT SHE DIDN'T REALIZE THAT KATSUKI DISAPPROVED OF "WAY MORE SHIT" IN HER BEHAVIOR AS A ZOOPATHIC VILLAINESS.....
HYOKO DID NOT GIVE A CRAP ABOUT HER CUBS AND ESPECIALLY IF THEY GOT "HIPPIE NATURE SHIT" IF SHE TRIED TO COMBINE HER SHIT WITH "A PATHETIC HIPPIE MATE" AND THE CUB IN QUESTION DIDN'T HAVE "THE LEOPARD SHIT"........
THE MOST FUCKED UP THING THAT HYOKO DID WAS "ATTEMPTED HIPPIE ABORT"......
WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE.......
WHY KATSUKI SNATCHED THOSE GRANDBRATS AWAY FROM THEIR FUCKED UP MOTHER BEFORE HYOKO COULD ACTUALLY KILL AND EAT HER OWN FUCKING CHILDREN THAT DIDN'T FIT HER "DESIGN".......
EVEN THE ONES THAT HYOKO "DID KEEP" IN HER LIFE WERE SEVERELY TRAUMATIZED AND ABUSED BY THEIR ADULT LEOPARD MOTHER'S BULLSHIT TRAMUA........
ESPECIALLY "THIS GRANDBRAT" THAT KATSUKI HAD TO PERSONALLY REMOVE FROM HYOKO'S CARE 10 MONTHS AGO WHENEVER THIS GRANDBRAT WOULD HAVE BEEN "7 YEARS OLD IN HUMAN STANDARDS" EVEN THOUGH HE'S A ADOLESCENT CREATURE NOW........
KATSUKI'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY DIVINE GEEZER WHILE SIGHING SADLY.......
-----------------------------------------------Izuku POV------------------------------
"THAT'S THE MOST FUCKED THING WE OLD LADIES EVER HAD TO HEAR ABOUT SOME WICKED SHE-LEOPARD AND HER VILLAINY CAREER EVEN THOUGH SHE HASN'T LIVED LONG CHRONOLOGICALLY AS FIRST GENERATION ADULT QUIRKED BEAST"......
VALID REACTION MORAI SISTERS....
WHERE IS SHE KACCHAN??????
WHERE DID YOU BANISH HYOKO TO??????
SHE'S DEFINITELY NOT ON DOBUTSU ANYMORE SO WHERE IS HYOKO KACCHAN????
IZUKU'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY KACCHAN WHILE GRUNTING IN ANNOYANCE.......
----------------------------------------------Shouta POV------------------------------
"IN THE COUNTRY OF GUTSTARO, UNDER THE SERVITUDE OF THE SUPREME ONE NOBUNAGA AND WEARING THE SUBJUGATION SHACKLE UPON HER NECK".........
OKAY, YOU NAME-DROPPED A ANOTHER SUPREME ONE IN YOUR GUTSTARO CULTURE BULLSHIT........
WHO IS THAT??????
ALSO ALL YOU ACHIEVED WAS "TRANSFER YOUR VILLAINOUS LEOPARD BRAT TOWARDS A DIFFERENT LOCATION WITHOUT TRUE IMPRISONMENT" KATSUKI BAKUGOU.....
LIKE YOU HAVE EVERY REASON TO "KILL HYOKO" IF SHE DID FUCKED UP SHIT LIKE "ATTEMPTED HIPPIE CUB ABORTION"......
WHY SPARE HER?????
SHOUTA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY THE MORAI SISTERS WHILE SIGHING SADLY.......
-----------------------------------------Hitoshi POV-----------------------------
"FAMILY KILLER TABOO IN QUIRKED FATE ERASERHEAD".....…
YEAH........
KATSUKI BAKUGOU'S HANDS ARE FUCKING TIED HERE......
KATSUKI BAKUGOU ACTUALLY DID EVERYTHING HE COULD TO STOP HIS ZOOPATHIC VILLAINESS LEOPARD DAUGHTER IN FATE WITHOUT BACKLASH.......
HITOSHI SHINSOU'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY ADONAI WHILE SIGHING SADLY........
-------------------------------------------Shouta POV--------------------------------
"WHY KATSUKI PUT HYOKO IN THE SERVICE OF NIJIKO, A STERN AND GRUMPY TEENAGE GIRL WHO HAD A SUPREMACY LORD SHAPE THAT'S IMMUNE TO TRANSFORMATION STRAINING THAT PERSONALLY INVOKED DEEP AND PRIMAL FEAR IN HYOKO DUE TO HYOKO SEEING 'A RABBIT SHAPED FIGURE' DO GREAT DISCIPLINARY TACTICS AND PUNISHMENT TOWARDS HER FATHER'S ENEMIES OR ENEMIES OF ANY OTHER SUPREME ONE OF THE GRAND GUTSTARO EMPIRE"....
OKAY........
THIS IS A LEOPARD THAT HAD MULTIPLE QUIRKED TRUE HYBRID ANIMAL CUBS....
A ADULT LEOPARD THAT TREATED HER "HERBIVORE ANIMAL LOVERS" AS PAWNS OF HER FUCKED UP GAMES......
OH THERE'S MULTIPLE RECORDED INSTANCES OF "HERBIVORE/CARNIVORE ANIMAL HYBRIDIZATIONS" IN DOBUTSU'S EXISTENCE AND KATSUKI BAKUGOU AKA ACHILLES KNEW ALL ABOUT IT........
BECAUSE KATSUKI BAKUGOU AKA ACHILLES HAD BEEN PLAYING "DAMAGE CONTROL" WITH HIS VILLAINOUS LEOPARD BRAT FOR A FEW YEARS NOW........
THERE'S A LOT OF "DOBUTSU VILLAINY" THAT CAME FROM KATSUKI BAKUGOU'S FERAL HORMONAL SHENANIGANS THAT ABUSED THE FUCK OUT OF "THE QUIRKED ANIMAL HYBRIDIZATION PHENOMENON" THAT EXISTED SINCE KATSUKI BAKUGOU AKA ACHILLES CREATED DOBUTSU 5 YEARS AGO.....
SHOUTA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY JEHOVAH WHILE SIGHING SADLY........
-----------------------------------------Annabeth POV-------------------------------
Annabeth Chase woke up in a strange park of sorts and in the shape of a Heteromorphic Lioness Quirk Welder Girl's appearance but Annabeth instantly knew that she was A GENUINE LIONESS IN EVERYTHING BUT SAPIENTENCE....
Annabeth Chase was annoyed as she was wearing this preppy and scratchy School Uniform for some Preparatory High School thing........
Annabeth analyzed her surroundings and saw A ENTIRE PLANET OF QUIRKED ANIMALS IN THEIR UPRIGHT FORMS and milling about this city that was designed and engineered with all kinds of great beasts in upright shapes in mind that was clearly A HUMAN ARCHITECT but whoever designed everything in this place LEFT, A LONG TIME AGO....
Annabeth tried to transform into her True Human Self but her own Architect Quirk had the following error message in Annabeth's brain......
"UNABLE TO LEAVE YOUR DEFAULT SOUL CREATURE FORM THAT'S IMMUNE TO TRANSFORMATION STRAINING DUE TO ENVIRONMENTAL FACTORS, UNABLE TO WARP AWAY FROM CURRENT LOCATION DUE TO JEHOVAH QUEST REQUIREMENTS".......
DAMNIT.......
ALRIGHT.......
"CAN'T BE HUMAN ON LITERAL ANIMAL PLANET".....
Annabeth sighed in irritation as a pride of teenaged Quirked Lionesses in their upright shapes started to approach Annabeth in their curiosity...
Annabeth braced for a fight but the obvious leader of these lions, a beautiful creature with dark brown fur with the exception of red ears and a red tail tuft that possessed gorgeous reddish brown eyes, gently held her paws up in a soothing gesture before saying calmly to Annabeth.....
"BE AT PEACE FELLOW SISTER, WE THE SHISHIGUMI HAVE NO ILL WILL TO YOU ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'RE LIONESS LIKE US......BEFORE I CONTINUE FURTHER, DO YOU HAVE A TRUE NAME FROM A HUMAN OR NOT?".......
Annabeth just looked away from these lions trying to think but the leader just assumed Annabeth's behavior as "SHAMED SHYNESS" because this lioness leader awkwardly said calmly and soothingly.....
"IT'S QUITE ALRIGHT, I'M NOT TECHNICALLY NAMED EITHER BUT, ANYTHING OF EQUAL SAPIENTENCE TO MAN OR HIGHER CAN ACTUALLY GRANT A NAME TO ANY LESSER SAPIENT BEING LIKE QUIRKED ANIMALS LIKE OURSELVES....MY MOTHER, SHE IS THE LIONESS CUB OF KATSUKI BAKUGOU AND SHE IS NAMED CHIKO DUE TO MY GRANDSIRE'S UNORIGINALITY OF SUCH THINGS BECAUSE HE SAW MY MOTHER'S BLOOD-BASED QUIRK AND NAMED HER 'BLOOD GIRL' WHICH IS A SOLID NAME.....MY MOTHER CALLS ME KATSUCHI, I GUESS UNORIGINALITY IS GENETIC.......ANYWAY, MY GRANDSIRE HAD MANY WICKED CUBS EVEN THOUGH HE HIMSELF IS QUITE VALOROUS AND POWERFULLY HEROIC...ONE OF THOSE LINEAGES OF MY GRANDSIRE IS A VERY WICKED COYWOLF, A COUSIN OF MINE THAT HAS BEEN RUNNING AROUND AND KILLING ELEPHANTS TO STEAL THEIR TUSKS TO SELL TO DIPSHITS........IN TERMS OF THE GLOBAL DOBUTSU POPULATION NOWADAYS, IT'S SPECULATED TO BE '7% KATSUKI BAKUGOU ANCESTRY' WHICH ISN'T MUCH MIND YOU BUT WITH FEW EXCEPTIONS LIKE MY MOTHER, MOST OF MY GRANDSIRE'S BEAST CUBS ARE WICKED BEYOND MEASUREMENT TO THE POINT OF CRUELTY TOWARDS MY HUMAN TEENAGE GRANDSIRE".......
Annabeth relaxed and awkwardly asked Katsuchi in a polite manner that sounded way more feline and silky.......
"KATSUCHI, I'M NEW AROUND HERE AND I MUST ASK YOU FOR MORE INFORMATION ABOUT YOUR HUMAN GRANDPA, THIS KATSUKI BAKUGOU KID.......DID YOUR GRANDFATHER DESIGN THIS PARTICULAR CITY AND IF SO, WHY DID HE LEAVE?"......
Katsuchi sighed somberly before saying calmly and soothingly to Annabeth......
"YES FELLOW SISTER, MY GRANDSIRE DID BUILD ANIMA CITY AND ESTABLISHED MANY THINGS BEFORE HIS DEPARTURE FROM THE PLANET DOBUTSU.......BEFORE I CAN EXPLAIN MORE THOUGH, YOU NEED A NAME FROM A HUMAN OR HIGHER SAPIENTENCE OF MAN"........
A beautiful name tag necklace like a soldier appeared on Annabeth's neck that read as follows.......
"VITANI".......
Katsuchi chuckled in pleasant joy as she spoke with a soothing voice towards Annabeth...
"A RARE HONOR FOR MY GRANDSIRE HIMSELF TO NAME A CREATURE THAT DIDN'T COME FROM HIS GENES VITANI......NOW I CAN CONTINUE THIS NECESSARY CONVERSATION WITH YOU FELLOW SISTER VITANI......ANYWAY, I NEED YOU TO FOLLOW ME TO THE DEN OF THE SHISHIGUMI TO MEET MY NAMED LEADER, A GIRL NAMED TOPH......I DO HAVE TO WARN YOU THOUGH, TOPH IS VERY SENSITIVE ABOUT HER SELF-PERCEIVED FRAILTY BUT, SHE IS 'MORE LION' THEN MOST FULLY MALE LIONS.....THAT'S A VERY POWERFUL ASSESSMENT.....IF TOPH EVER FELT THREATENED IN HER STERNNESS AS A LEADER OF A PRIDE OF LIONESSES, SHE WILL DESTROY YOU PERSONALLY WITHOUT HESITATION OR MERCY VITANI"....
Annabeth followed Katsuchi and her pride of teenaged Quirked Lionesses into a portal of multi-colored light into an very beautiful abode with a chair facing away from everyone else as a teenage girl's voice echoed throughout the room that Annabeth entered with these lions....
"I SAW EVERYTHING KATSUCHI.....PREPARE THE DINNER, I WILL JOIN YOU VERY SOON, I HAVE PAPERWORK TO COMPLETE".......
Annabeth followed Katsuchi and the other lions into a beautiful dining area that had gorgeous deer meats cooked to perfection...
None of these wild and vicious lions ATE ANYTHING but it was definitely a EXTREME EXERCISE OF RESTRAINT for these lionesses to WAIT FOR TOPH TO COME...
After a few minutes, With the same grace and strength of a lion, a small and calm QUIRKED DEER in her upright form that's immune to Transformation Straining walked into the room and sat down at the head of the table before gesturing for everyone to eat....
With absolutely ZERO HESITATION, Annabeth watched this Quirked Doe EAT THE DEER MEAT like she was ABSOLUTELY NOT A DEER........
The Quirked Doe spoke calmly and awkwardly towards Annabeth in the same voice as TOPH, LEADER OF THE SHISHIGUMI.......
"DO NOT BE SHY HERE VITANI, YOU ARE AMONG MY FAMILY AND I AM A COURTEOUS HOSTESS"....
Annabeth just quietly ate this food, watching for this Quirked Doe to fucking THROW UP since she was PREFORMING CANNIBALISM, AS A HERBIVOROUS ANIMAL........
-----------------------------------------Percy POV-------------------------------
"MEETING THY SHISHIGUMI PRIDE AND THY LEADER TOPH"....
THAT QUIRKED DOE IS FUCKING HORRIFYING.......
LIKE THIS PARTICULAR DEER IS LITERALLY "DOING THAT" WITHOUT EVEN FUCKING FLINCHING HERE......
NO WONDER WHY VITANI'S SHIT WAS JUST "QUIETLY HORRIFIED" OF TOPH AND SHE'S A FUCKING QUIRKED LIONESS MIND YOU......
WE ARE DEALING WITH A LOT OF "DOBUTSU SHIT" BECAUSE THESE ANIMALS ARE GOING TO BE POWERFUL ALLIES OR ENEMIES OF THE MORIA FUCKWIPES.....
WE GOT TWO DIFFERENT PLOT THREADS HERE......
"THE TEM MURDER INVESTIGATION PLOTLINE".......
AND......
"THE SHISHIGUMI PRIDE PLOTLINE"........
PERCY'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY THE MORAI SISTERS WHILE QUIETLY HORRIFIED OF TOPH'S SHIT.....
----------------------------------------------Annabeth POV-----------------------------
"UH, FORGIVE US OLD LADIES FOR BEING RUDE TOPH BUT, ARE YOU ALRIGHT?".......
Toph, The Quirked Doe rolled her eyes in annoyance as she told The Morai Sisters in a calm conversation in-between chewing bites of DEER MEAT mind you......
"I AM QUITE ALRIGHT MORAI SISTERS BUT, I APPRECIATE YOUR HIGHER SAPIENT CONCERN HERE.......ENOUGH ABOUT ME, VITANI WOULD NOT BE HERE, WEARING A A.C. HERO ACADEMY SCHOOL UNIFORM LIKE THIS IF SHE WASN'T SENT BY JEHOVAH HIMSELF TO HELP WITH SHERIFF FENRIR'S AND HIS APPRENTICE DETECTIVE WOLF AKIRA'S INVESTIGATION INTO THE TEM MURDER AND THE BIZARRE KNOWLEDGE THAT KATSUKI BAKUGOU ACTUALLY HAS OF HIS 'ABOMINATION GRANDCUB', A TWISTED CREATURE THAT HAD THE STRANGE EXPERIENCE OF BEING A HERBIVOROUS AND CARNIVOROUS HYBRID BEAST THAT WROTE DOWN THE KATSUHAI POEMS THAT HAD INSIDER INFORMATION OF TEM'S SLAYING.......HYOKO, THAT WICKED SHE-LEOPARD PREFORMED SUCH TWISTED SEXUAL DEPRAVITY EVEN FOR A LESSER SAPIENT BEING LIKE A QUIRKED ANIMAL.....SUCH THINGS SHOULD NEVER HAPPEN AND ESPECIALLY IF THEY WERE QUIRK MARRIAGE MATING ABOMINATIONS".....
Annabeth just quietly tilted her eyebrow up in suspicious vibe and pointed to Toph's CASUAL CANNIBALIZING ASS as the other lions were TERRIFIED FOR ANNABETH'S SAKE whenever she POINTED THIS PARTICULAR TRAUMATIC HYPOCRISY OUT.......
Toph, The Quirked Deer looked at Annabeth and chuckled in dark amusement before saying calmly towards Annabeth...
"OH...NO WONDER WHY YOU ARE PRIDELESS VITANI.......YOU'RE LUCKY THAT YOU ENCOUNTERED ME IN A PLEASANT MOOD RATHER THAN A SOUR ONE BUT, YOU NEED TO RESPECT AUTHORITY.......I AM UNDER THE CONFINEMENTS OF THE CONCEPT OF XENIA AND IF I WERE TO ATTACK YOU RIGHT NOW, THE MORAI SISTERS EVEN IN THEIR SANITY WOULD BE FORCED TO PUNISH ME FOR SUCH A BREACH OF HOSPITALITY VITANI.....ENOUGH ABOUT ME, WE ARE GOING TO TALK ABOUT THIS TEM SLAYING IN DETAIL".....
After several minutes of learning more details and disturbing shit of "The Tem Llama Murder", Toph coldly spoke to Annabeth asking for her input on the known information.......
Annabeth spoke calmly and politely towards this Vicious Quirked Doe that was still EATING DEER MEAT in the background.......
"SO, IF AKIRA AND I ARE BEING SUMMONED BY THIS JEHOVAH CHARACTER THEN THAT MEANS THAT 'A THIRD PERSON' IS COMING TO HELP TACKLE THIS ISSUE...I KNOW THE COMMON THREAD HERE REGARDING 'THE TEM TRIO' TOPH......THE FINAL ONE, WHOEVER THEY'LL BE, WILL HAVE SOME TYPE OF POWER THAT'LL AFFECT THEIR QUIRK'S BULLSHIT ON THIS PLANET LIKE AKIRA AND MYSELF"......
Toph hummed in deep curiosity and asked for some clarification about that........
Annabeth just quietly told Toph, The Quirked Deer......
"YOU ARE A GREAT EXAMPLE OF NEVER JUDGING A CREATURE BASED ON SURFACE LEVEL IMAGERY TOPH....I WILL NEVER SEE YOU AS ANYTHING BUT A VERY DANGEROUS, WILD, AND CARNIVOROUS BEAST TOPH"........
Instead of BEING THREATENED by Annabeth's VERY BLATANT CHALLENGE, Toph The Quirked Deer chuckled in absolute delight as she smiled in a very small and deceptively meek manner before saying.......
"SUCH FLATTERY IS TOUCHING TO ME.....HOWEVER THAT'LL NEVER GET YOU ANYWHERE IN LIFE IF YOU WANT TO BE A AUTHORITY FIGURE VITANI....HOWEVER IF YOU WANT TO CHALLENGE ME SO OPENLY IN FRONT OF MY PRIDE AGAIN VITANI, I WILL DITCH ALL CONFINING SOCIAL STRUCTURES, DESTROY YOU, AND MOUNT YOUR STUFFED HEAD ON MY WALL.....LEAVE, DON'T DO THAT TO A AUTHORITY FIGURE AGAIN IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE, AND MORE IMPORTANTLY LEARN TO HOLD YOUR TONGUE AS A PRIDELESS BITCH YOU HEAR ME".........
Before Annabeth could TENSE UP INSTINCTIVELY, she was suddenly warped into a room of Female and Teenaged Carnivorous Creatures like Lions, Tigers, Bears, and other terrified creatures that were in this dorm room thing that got their card game interrupted by whatever Telepath shit showed these girls that bullshit trauma from Toph and The Shishigumi like that in real time........
Annabeth just quietly smiled in a awkward manner....
----------------------------------------------Inko POV--------------------------------
"THAT'S ONE VERY BRAVE CAT IN FATE AND DESTINY"....
YEAH MORAI SISTERS.......
GOD PLEASE DON'T LET VITANI, THE LIONESS ENCOUNTER THAT TERRIBLE DEER AGAIN......
THERE'S A VERY SPECIAL TYPE OF "DEMENTED" FOR A QUIRKED DEER TO BE "THAT CASUALLY VICIOUS" AS A CREATURE NOT DESIGNED TO "DO SHIT LIKE THAT"........
A VERY HYPOCRITICAL AND DARK DEER.......
DO NOT PREACH THAT A HERBIVORE/CARNIVORE ANIMAL HYBRIDIZATION IS "A ABOMINATION" AND CREATING A HYBRID QUIRKED ANIMAL LIKE THAT AS "A SEXUALLY DEPRAVED THING" WHENEVER YOU ARE "EATING YOUR OWN KIND, AS A HERBIVOROUS MAMMALIAN CREATURE" IN BETWEEN BITES OF YOUR BIGOTED MONOLOGUE IN THE PERSPECTIVE OF A LESSER CREATURE ABOUT A DIFFERENT QUIRKED ANIMAL TOPH........
VITANI HAD EVERY REASON TO STAND UP TO YOU EVEN IF IT MEANT DESTROYING HERSELF TOPH..........
INKO'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY ADONAI WHILE NODDING IN VERY STERN AGREEMENT........
----------------------------------------------Katsuki POV-----------------------------
"DADDY PLEASE ALLOW ME TO DESTROY THAT REVOLTINGLY AND DISTURBING DOE THAT HAD THE GALL TO CALL ONE OF THOSE WONDERFUL CUBS OF MINE A ABOMINATION LIKE THAT?".......
YOU KNOW WHAT......
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA HYOKO.......
Katsuki Bakugou used his Targeted Warping shit to make Hyoko, his Villainess Leopard Daughter brat appear in Anima City on Dobutsu....
------------------------------------------Theodore POV---------------------------
"YEAH, THIS WAS A LONG TIME COMING TO TOPH"...
Zeus, as a king of the Greek Gods and Goddesses sighed awkwardly as he was just processing all this crap from everyone else in The Group Chat.....
Zeus, also known as Theodore Whitewater in The Mist Perspective of things just fidgeted in nervousness....
Chapter 7: The Tragedy of Higeki, The Leogaze
Chapter Text
12PM.......
ON AUGUST 27TH.........
Tenya Iida AKA Legoshi/Akira and his new friend Vitani, A Quirked Lioness cussed internally as A NEW CRIME SCENE of a different victim, a poor Red Deer Stag named Bill was HORRIFICALLY MURDERED BY THE SAME KILLER AS TEM, THE LLAMA'S MURDERER but this time, this poor stag's blood was used as demented ink to write the following word on the wall of a unused classroom........
"HYPOCRITE"........
DAMNIT.......
OF COURSE THIS WOULD OCCUR TO "A DEER" AFTER VITANI'S ENCOUNTER WITH TOPH, A DARK AND SCARY DOE 10 DAYS AGO........
THAT SHIT IS STILL FRESH ON EVERYONE'S MINDS EVEN THOUGH THE GROUP CHAT WAS QUIET FOR 10 DAYS NOW.......
A awkward and slightly timid Gazelle wearing the typical attire of a male A.C. Heroics Academy Uniform but a mask on his snout and leather gloves on his front hooves in the shape of hands as a creature in The Upright Form that's immune to Transformation Straining that had strangely dark and menacing red eyes like some kind of bloodthirsty creature, accidentally bumped into Tenya and of course he apologized for the awkwardness.......
Tenya Iida AKA Legoshi saw a powerful and slightly jarring Title Card Introduction thing that had was written in Bakugou-Kun's red colored handwriting like blood that had a bunch of Caution Tape as the border of this Title Card that read as follows in The Group Chat.........
"HIGEKI BAKUGOU: THE MAD TERROR, THE INSANE PREDATOR, THE BLAMELESS MADBEAST, THE DARK URGE, AND THE LEOGAZE CUB OF HYOKO BAKUGOU".......
The Title Card quickly shattered out of existence as Higeki immediately bolted with a seriously fast and graceful speed whenever BAKUGOU-KUN OUSTED THIS PARTICULAR TEENAGED LEOGAZE GRANDKID OF HIS FOR THIS PARTICULAR BULLSHIT TRAMUA as Tenya, Vitani, and of course all the fucking cops started to run after this Ousted, Dangerous, and Quirk Maddened Leogaze......
Obviously this creature didn't see the logic of his gloves and mask anymore, revealing a very powerful and very carnivorous set of jaws like a violent leopard and his paws unsheathed wickedly sharp claws on his Upright Form's crap that made him look like a strange mix of a Heteromorphic Leopard and a Heteromorphic Gazelle Quirk Welder Dude.......
Powerful and Glorious Music, a old song came blasting The Group Chat from Katsuki Bakugou's Shit in real time as Tenya was running after this Leogaze With a Quirk........
"Hey man, c'mon down
They're sellin' truth on the corner
Now look at him all dressed in white
Said the angels must've came into town last night
Hey man, c'mon down
They got your fix on the corner downtown
Look at him with the heavy hearts
Broke down at the bottom not knowin' where to start
Singin' it's all there in black and white
You can lay down or you can put up a fight
Or you can break bread with the beggars and thieves
Or you can highhorse your way to your knees
Or you can take that lesson that you learned today
Share it around or throw it away
But in the end you're gonna see
You're the only one and this life's just a game
Until the game stops bein' fun
Hey man, c'mon down
They're sellin' truth on the corner now
Look at him all dressed in white
Said the angels must've came into town last night
Hey man, c'mon down
They got your fix on the corner downtown
Look at him with the heavy heart's broke
Down at the bottom not knowin' where to start
Well he's a broke down, yeah he's a bad seed
He's all coked out, down on his knees
He took a wrong turn down the wrong street
And he, he got burned by his family
He says, "I'm givin' up"
He says, "I'm givin' in"
Got the preacher man preachin' 'bout livin' in sin
He's got God and the Devil fightin' for his soul
He got for a price and now he's sellin' it all, singin'
Hey man, c'mon down
Singin' hey man, c'mon down
Singin' hey man, c'mon down
There sellin' truth on the corner now
Look at him all dressed in white
Said the angels must've came into town last night
Hey man, c'mon down
They got your fix on the corner downtown
Look at him with the heavy hearts
Broke down at the bottom not knowin' where to start
Singin'
Hey, hey, hey, hey, c'mon down
C'mon, c'mon down
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, c'mon down, c'mon, c'mon down".......
Higeki immediately snarked in a very angry and annoyed voice towards Tenya as he was trashing shit to block Tenya's path to catch him......
"OI QUIT THAT IRRITATION RIGHT NOW LEGOSHI!!!!!! MY GRANDSIRE TOLD ME EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU AND YOUR FRIEND WEARING LION'S SKIN!!!! YOU WOLFWALKER, YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ME OR MY GRANDSIRE'S TRUE STRENGTHS IN HIS OMNITRIX QUIRK BULLSHIT TENYA IIDA AKA LEGOSHI/AKIRA!"...
The Group Chat played that music again........
"Hey man, c'mon down
They're sellin' truth on the corner
Now look at him all dressed in white
Said the angels must've came into town last night
Hey man, c'mon down
They got your fix on the corner downtown
Look at him with the heavy hearts
Broke down at the bottom not knowin' where to start
Singin' it's all there in black and white
You can lay down or you can put up a fight
Or you can break bread with the beggars and thieves
Or you can highhorse your way to your knees
Or you can take that lesson that you learned today
Share it around or throw it away
But in the end you're gonna see
You're the only one and this life's just a game
Until the game stops bein' fun
Hey man, c'mon down
They're sellin' truth on the corner now
Look at him all dressed in white
Said the angels must've came into town last night
Hey man, c'mon down
They got your fix on the corner downtown
Look at him with the heavy heart's broke
Down at the bottom not knowin' where to start
Well he's a broke down, yeah he's a bad seed
He's all coked out, down on his knees
He took a wrong turn down the wrong street
And he, he got burned by his family
He says, "I'm givin' up"
He says, "I'm givin' in"
Got the preacher man preachin' 'bout livin' in sin
He's got God and the Devil fightin' for his soul
He got for a price and now he's sellin' it all, singin'
Hey man, c'mon down
Singin' hey man, c'mon down
Singin' hey man, c'mon down
There sellin' truth on the corner now
Look at him all dressed in white
Said the angels must've came into town last night
Hey man, c'mon down
They got your fix on the corner downtown
Look at him with the heavy hearts
Broke down at the bottom not knowin' where to start
Singin'
Hey, hey, hey, hey, c'mon down
C'mon, c'mon down
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, c'mon down, c'mon, c'mon down".......
Tenya managed to graze Higeki's uniform shirt, ripping it on it's back, revealing a lot of beautiful leopard spotted rosaries on Higeki's back....
Higeki immediately slashed Tenya in self defense that made this horrific wound on Tenya's wolf face on his lips that was bleeding pretty badly....
Higeki roared in a very pissed off and irritated voice towards Tenya...
"DAMN YOU, LEAVE ME ALONE WOLFWALKER!!!!!! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO SLOWLY LOSE ANY SEMBLANCE OF CIVILITY AND DIGNITY BY TURNING INTO YOUR OWN MOTHER'S BULLSHIT TRAMUA!!!!!!! DID YOU HAVE FUN WITH YOUR WOLFSHIT TENYA IIDA??!!!!! GO AWAY FROM ME!".......
The Group Chat played the same music yet again as everyone was chasing The Rampaging Leogaze.......
"Hey man, c'mon down
They're sellin' truth on the corner
Now look at him all dressed in white
Said the angels must've came into town last night
Hey man, c'mon down
They got your fix on the corner downtown
Look at him with the heavy hearts
Broke down at the bottom not knowin' where to start
Singin' it's all there in black and white
You can lay down or you can put up a fight
Or you can break bread with the beggars and thieves
Or you can highhorse your way to your knees
Or you can take that lesson that you learned today
Share it around or throw it away
But in the end you're gonna see
You're the only one and this life's just a game
Until the game stops bein' fun
Hey man, c'mon down
They're sellin' truth on the corner now
Look at him all dressed in white
Said the angels must've came into town last night
Hey man, c'mon down
They got your fix on the corner downtown
Look at him with the heavy heart's broke
Down at the bottom not knowin' where to start
Well he's a broke down, yeah he's a bad seed
He's all coked out, down on his knees
He took a wrong turn down the wrong street
And he, he got burned by his family
He says, "I'm givin' up"
He says, "I'm givin' in"
Got the preacher man preachin' 'bout livin' in sin
He's got God and the Devil fightin' for his soul
He got for a price and now he's sellin' it all, singin'
Hey man, c'mon down
Singin' hey man, c'mon down
Singin' hey man, c'mon down
There sellin' truth on the corner now
Look at him all dressed in white
Said the angels must've came into town last night
Hey man, c'mon down
They got your fix on the corner downtown
Look at him with the heavy hearts
Broke down at the bottom not knowin' where to start
Singin'
Hey, hey, hey, hey, c'mon down
C'mon, c'mon down
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, c'mon down, c'mon, c'mon down"....
-----------------------------------------------Izuku POV------------------------------
"FIGHTING FOR A SOUL".....
KACCHAN....
YOU KNEW WHO DID IT IMMEDIATELY AFTER JEHOVAH TOLD EVERYONE THAT YOU "HEALED THIS ANIMAL GRANDKID" QUIRK WISE PERMANENTLY........
UH......
KACCHAN.......
ARE YOU.......
QUIRK MADDENED AS WELL???????
IZUKU MIDORIYA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD EXCEPT FOR "THE BAKUGOU FAMILY TREE" BY JEHOVAH HIMSELF WHILE SIGHING SOMBERLY........
-----------------------------------------Misuki POV------------------------------
"KATSUKI SHOULD LAY DOWN BY THY PROPER WIFE AND STAY LOYAL TO THEE TO SATE THY OWN CRAVING FOR TENDERNESS"........
JEHOVAH, MISUKI HERSELF AND MASURU, IE. KATSUKI'S PARENTS ARE FUCKING TRYING HERE.....
EVERYONE KNOWS THAT IF YOU HAVE "A NONHUMANIOD FORM, THAT'S NOT A SPECIFIC ANIMAL" AND MAKE A BRAT WITH THAT SHAPE, WHATEVER POPPED OUT OF YOUR GENETIC GLITCH ANIMAL SIRING BULLSHIT WAS "ANIMALS OF YOUR OWN SELF-REFLECTION".......
LOOK AT THE SHIT THAT KATSUKI'S FERAL BULLSHIT KEPT SIRING.......
HYOKO, A LEOPARD.......
CHIKO, A LIONESS....
A FUCKTON OF UNKNOWN COYOTES.........
ALL OF THOSE THINGS HAVE A COMMON THING......
"CARNIVORES".........
MISUKI'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD EXCEPT FOR "THE KATSUKINID TREE" BY ADONAI WHILE SIGHING SADLY......
-----------------------------------------Percy POV-------------------------------
"WITH MATURING TASTES, THE MORE FELINE AND LARGER OFFSPRING KATSUKI'S FORNICATIONS ARE PRODUCING.....HYOKO THE LEOPARD IS 2 YEARS OLD CHRONOLOGICALLY.....KATSUKI STRUGGLED WITH A LOT"...
Percy Jackson saw a The Group Chat still showing Tenya in his Wolf Shit Completely, Vitani, the Lioness, and a bunch of Anima City Cops still chasing Higeki, The Leogaze, a beautiful but menacing creature that had a lot of "TRAGEDY" if Katsuki Bakugou fucking named this grandkid of his "HIGEKI" which was the Japanese word for "TRAGEDY".......
Out of nowhere, A very heartbroken and calm Katsuki Bakugou AKA Achilles appeared in-between Higeki and everyone else chasing Higeki......
Higeki's eyes immediately brightened in so much hope and joy that it was SO PAINFULLY HEARTBREAKING because it was clear just by THAT, the only thing that Higeki always had was "HUMAN GRANDPA, COMING TO SAVE THE DAY" in his fucked up life that probably wasn't even a year long in terms of actual chronological timeline.......
Katsuki spoke sternly towards everyone......
"KNEEL DOWN ALL EXCEPT FOR HIGEKI"......
Every single animal in the background that "HEARD THAT", even fucking Fenrir was FORCED TO KNEEL DOWN but Tenya Iida and Vitani the Lioness was COMPLETELY UNAFFECTED....
Higeki, The Leogaze was panting as he was resting for a moment as he walked over to his own Grandpa, thanked his grandpa for the assistance, and then turned his fury towards Tenya Iida and Vitani before saying in a enraged and stern tone.....
"SEE!!!!! I KNEW YOU WERE JUST HUMANS COSPLAYING AS BEASTS!! I ALREADY FIGURED OUT TENYA IIDA'S WOLFSHIT BUT WHO IS THAT LIONWALKER?!"......
Katsuki Bakugou spoke calmly and sternly towards Vitani The Human Girl in The Shape of A Lioness in everything but sapientence....
"HAIL, TO THE GRAND ARCHITECT OF OLYMPUS, THE CUNNING STRATEGIST OF CAMP HALF-BLOOD, HOLDER OF ATLAS' BURDEN, STERN LIONESS REBUKER, AND DAUGHTER OF AMY WHITEWATER AKA ATHENA/MINERVA.......HAIL, O' MIGHTY AND WRATHFUL ANNABETH CHASE AKA VITANI".......
Percy was slack-jawed because IT EXPLAINED EVERYTHING about "VITANI" in terms of how this "LIONESS" got introduced in The Group Chat....
Katsuki Bakugou, who had absolutely ZERO PLEASURE in his face spoke calmly towards Annabeth and Tenya.......
"DO YOU KNOW WHY I CALLED YOU VITANI WISE GIRL?".....
Annabeth spoke calmly towards Katsuki......
"IT'S A LION KING 2 REFERENCE OBVIOUSLY, A REFERENCE TO THE CHARACTER OF THE SAME NAME THAT WAS A ANTAGONIST UNTIL THE VERY END OF THE MOVIE WHERE VITANI, THE LIONESS CHARACTER REALIZED JUST HOW DEMENTED AND CALLUSED ZIRA, HER OWN MOTHER WAS AND TURNED ON HER OWN VILLAIN MOTHER"......
Katsuki nodded yes before saying in the most emotionally broken and broken voice towards Annabeth....
"WHY DIDN'T YOU?"....
Percy had to hold back sobbing because just that "ONE QUESTION" from Katsuki's lips told Percy EXACTLY WHY KATSUKI WAS A PAGAN FOLKTALE QUIRK WELDER BOY BEFORE THE WHITEWATER FAMILY SHITSTORM ENCOUNTERED HIS OWN ASS......
BECAUSE IF KATSUKI WAS "MORTAL" AND FORCED TO DEAL WITH THE WHITEWATER FAMILY SHITSTORM INSANITY, DESPITE KNOWING THEIR FUCKED UP INSANITY, HE WOULD BE FORCED TO "FIGHT FOR MORIA FUCKWIPES" FOR HIS OWN SANITY'S SAKE TO "STOP THE ABUSE"......
Katsuki whispered softly and somberly as a direct reply to Percy's commentary....
"YEAH, I FIGURED THAT OUT A SHORT TIME AGO BUT I DEFINITELY DIDN'T KNOW THAT INFORMATION DURING THE SLUDGE FUCK'S BULLSHIT SEAWEED BRAIN.......THERE'S JUST SO MUCH CRAP YOU DON'T KNOW...THAT THIRD BEASTWALKER NEVER ARRIVED TO ASSIST WITH THE INVESTIGATION OF HIGEKI'S DARKLY INSANE MAULINGS......I KNOW WHY THOUGH, THAT APESHIT BADASS IMMEDIATELY 'SAW DEFAULT SOUL CREATURE FORM' AND JUST DERAILED INTO FERAL VIGILANTE HERO BULLSHIT IN THE BACKGROUND INSTEAD OF LISTENING TO EVERYONE IN ANIMA CITY TRYING TO GET THIS BADASS TO GO TO FUCKING SCHOOL OR PAY ATTENTION TO THE IMPORTANT SHIT SHE HAD TO HEAR"......
Higeki awkwardly and politely asked his Human Grandpa....
"FORGIVE MY SLIGHTLY RUDE TONGUE HERE BUT, UM OBVIOUSLY YOU ARE HERE TO HELP ME OUT BUT UH, WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING NOW?".....
Katsuki told Higeki, The Leogaze in a calm and slightly amused voice.......
"WELL, LET'S TAKE THIS PARTICULAR SPARRING SHIT SOMEWHERE ELSE".......
Katsuki warped himself, Higeki, Annabeth, and Tenya to this large Savannah in a place like Africa but MUCH LARGER......
Without any hesitation, Katsuki Bakugou AKA Achilles charged Annabeth and the brutal fight was on.......
Of course this dorky and feral Leogaze was just thriving in joy as he was geeking out due to "FERAL FIGHT ALONGSIDE BADASS GRANDPA" and this 2 vs. 2 match was fucking brutal as hell as Katsuki Bakugou DEFENDING HIGEKI, FROM ANNABETH in terms of priorities like he knew just how dangerous Annabeth actually WAS for Higeki, The Leogaze to fight against....
Suddenly a strange humanoid figure like fucking "SLENDERMAN" but wearing a military uniform and this obnoxious cape thing and of course this distracted Katsuki just long enough for Annabeth to Judo Flip his ass and nullify Katsuki as a threat....
Higeki as a ferocious animal got his ass defeated by Tenya in a same way as Katsuki did....
Higeki, who was naturally pissed off by this slenderman looking monster ass demanded to know who the hell this creature was........
Katsuki awkwardly and nonchalantly asked this Slenderman.....
"HELLO DEMISE AKA PANDORA'S ACTOR, O' MIGHTY BRAT OF MY KIN, HOW ARE YOU HOLDING UP?"......
Annabeth just quietly asked Katsuki what kind of horny shit he fucked to "MAKE A ACTUAL SLENDERMAN" and also told Katsuki to "STOP BEING SO FUCKING HORNY" as well.........
Demise spoke with a lyrically and slightly annoying sing-song tone of voice towards Katsuki.....
"OH DEAR FATHER, FORGIVE MY INTRUSION BUT, I HAVE SOME JOYFUL NEWS.....THE LITTLE ONE IS BORN, SHE NEEDS A PROPER NAME".......
Katsuki chuckled in feral glee as he told Demise to "BRING THE BRAT" to him even though Katsuki was currently having his ass folded by Annabeth's Badassery.......
Demise briefly warped away and then after a few minutes later returned with a small and screaming bundle of blankets in his arms.......
Annabeth just quietly cooed as you should do as Demise lowered this baby down to be at Katsuki's eye level and instead of A LITTLE ANIMAL KID, it was A HUMAN NEWBORN BABY that had red eyes like Katsuki's shit but black hair...
Whatever angry fury within Higeki as a Leogaze immediately evaporated whenever he saw this absolutely amazing little baby that was presented to Katsuki.......
Higeki whispered in understandable awe......
"A HUMAN CUB......I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE READY FOR SOMETHING LIKE THAT GRANDSIRE".......
Katsuki asked Demise if "THE BRAT'S HAG IS STILL WITH US" and fortunately for Katsuki's sake, Demise confirmed such good news........
Katsuki whispered softly towards his newborn daughter.....
"HELLO LITTLE JEANNE XAVIER.......YOU ARE DESTINED FOR GREAT GLORY LIKE YOUR NAMESAKE.......BUT, YOU ARE MORTAL LIKE YOUR MOM AND I CANNOT EVER DEPRIVE YOU OF THE CHOICE OF BEING OLD AND GROWING UP......GROW, BE SAFE, AND BE OBEDIENT TO YOUR HAG ALRIGHT".......
Higeki, the sap, immediately started crying in joy in the background as Demise wordlessly warped away from Katsuki's presence with baby Jeanne in his arms.......
The Group Chat clicked off.........
-------------------------------------------Thalia POV------------------------------
"BEAUTY AND TRAGEDY ALONGSIDE RAGE AND SERENITY".......
WHY ON EARTH WOULD KATSUKI NAME HIS OWN LEOGAZE GRANDKID "TRAGEDY" IN JAPANESE???
LIKE IF YOU WERE GOING TO "A ZOOPATHIC HEROIC SCHOOL" THEN OBVIOUSLY YOU'RE "A NOBLE HEARTED CREATURE" DEEP DOWN BUT JUST QUIRK MADDENED AND HAD A VERY STRONG "HUNTING DRIVE" AS A LEOGAZE THAT HAD "HEAVY LEOPARD NATURE LEAN" IN THE TYPE OF SHIT IN YOUR HEART HIGEKI........
OBVIOUSLY YOUR VILLAIN LEOPARD MOTHER IS A BITCH AND DEFINITELY ABUSED YOUR SHIT AS A CUB THAT KATSUKI HAD TO RESCUE YOU FROM 10 MONTHS AGO WHENEVER YOU WERE THE EQUIVALENT OF A HUMAN 7 YEAR OLD BOY IN EVERYTHING BUT CHRONOLOGICALLY HIGEKI........
LIKE YOU CAN'T BE A HEROIC FIGURE IN PAWRUS ON DOBUTSU BUT YOU CAN "GO TO U.A. HIGH SCHOOL" AND LEARN FROM FUCKING NEZU, A QUIRKED RAT WHO HAD SIMILAR SHIT TO YOU BUT "FROM DIPSHIT HUMANS" INSTEAD OF "DIPSHIT ANIMAL PARENTS" HIGEKI.......
THE MAIN PROBLEM YOU CLEARLY STRUGGLED WITH AND THAT'S ESPECIALLY TRUE WHILE QUIRK MADDENED BY YOUR KATSUHAI QUIRK WAS "CONTROLLING YOUR HUNTING INSTINCTIVE BEHAVIOR" AND UNABLE TO CONTROL IT WHILE LEGALLY INSANE...
LIKE "MEAT MARKETS" MIGHT HELP "SOME CARNIVORES" BUT IT DOESN'T HELP A CREATURE THAT "HAD A HUNTING DRIVE".....
SOMETHING THAT FUCKING FENRIR HIMSELF POINTED OUT BUT HE WAS JUST "FOLLOWING THE LAW" BECAUSE HE'S A POLICE OFFICER IN A BEAST-CENTRIC SOCIETY THAT HE NEVER ENCOUNTERED UNTIL JEHOVAH HIMSELF PLOPPED THIS PARTICULAR FAMOUS WOLF INTO DOBUTSU TO GET HIS ASS REHABILITATED AND REFORMED.....
THALIA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY THE MORAI SISTERS WHILE NODDING IN AGREEMENT......
----------------------------------------------Inko POV--------------------------------
"YEAH, WHY TENYA IIDA WOULD BE PLACED IN A LITERAL BEASTSTARS SOCIETY FOR A WHILE BY JEHOVAH HIMSELF AS A GENUINE WOLF IN EVERYTHING BUT WITH HIGHER HUMAN SAPIENTENCE STILL THALIA GRACE......WE WATCHED BEASTSTARS, TO GET INSIGHT INTO WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL TENYA IIDA 'BUFFED HIS SOUL NODES WITH' AND YEAH, THAT'S INCREDIBLY ACCURATE TO 'THE SOCIAL ISSUES OF PAWRUS ON THE PLANET OF DOBUTSU' DOWN TO THE HYBRID BIGOTRY AND THE DARK HYPOCRISIES OF SUCH BIGOTS GENUINELY THALIA GRACE.......KEEP IN MIND THAT ADONAI HIMSELF TOLD PEOPLE THAT 'BEASTSTARS' WAS A SOCIAL COMMENTARY REGARDING 'HOW IT'S NECESSARY FOR HUMANS OR EQUALLY SAPIENT BEINGS TO HELP LESSER SAPIENT BEINGS TO UNLOCK THEIR FULL POTENTIAL AND TO GIVE THEM GUIDANCE ON HOW TO TRULY BEHAVE' AND THIS IS WHY THALIA GRACE.......FENRIR NEEDS TO BE IN THIS SOCIETY OF EQUALS TO HIS OWN HEART AS A QUIRKED WOLF THAT GOT SO MENTALLY TRAUMATIZED BY HUMANS AND DEALING WITH THE DAVENPORT FAMILY SHITSTORM'S INSANITY FOR CENTURIES THAT HE CANNOT EVER HOPE TO BE ANYTHING 'BUT THE BIG BAD WOLF STEREOTYPE' WHILE SURROUNDED BY HUMANS.......HIGEKI IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF FENRIR HERE, THE ONLY THING THAT GAVE THIS QUIRKED LEOGAZE HOPE AND JOY WAS HUMAN INTERACTION WITH HIS GRANDFATHER'S BULLSHIT MAINLY DUE TO HOW OVERWHELMINGLY POSITIVE KATSUKI BAKUGOU ACTUALLY IS AS A TEENAGE FATHER AND GRANDFATHER TO A BUNCH OF INHUMAN QUIRKED ANIMALS......EVEN THOUGH WE PERSONALLY DON'T LIKE CONSTANT TEENAGE PROMISCUITY, ESPECIALLY AFTER JEHOVAH APPEARED AND MADE HIS SHIT KNOWN BUT, KATSUKI BAKUGOU IS A DAMN GOOD FATHER AND GRANDFATHER TO 'QUIRKED ANIMALS' OR 'OTHER LESSER SAPIENTENCE' BUT HE PROBABLY WOULD HAVE A LOT OF DISCONNECTS ON 'HEALTHY HUMAN CHILD REARING' THALIA GRACE"......
YEAH, THAT'S A EXCELLENT COMMENTARY REGARDING THIS MULTI-COLORED SITUATION MORAI SISTERS........
HIGEKI, THE LEOGAZE IS A ADOLESCENT AND LEGALLY INSANE CREATURE THAT GREW UP IN HIS SOCIETY OF EQUALS AND DUE TO HIS OWN HYBRID NATURE HAD TO DEAL WITH ALL OF THE FUCKING COMPLEX SOCIAL ISSUES OF PAWRUS AND DOBUTSU AS A WHOLE........
REMEMBER THAT "ANGELS" ARE RUNNING AROUND ON DOBUTSU AND THEY HAVE THEIR OWN "CULTURE THING" REGARDING HOW CERTAIN ANIMALS ARE PERCEIVED AND ESPECIALLY HOW THAT'S DIFFERENT FROM HUMANITY........
WOLVES BEING A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF THIS.......
THE FACT THAT "QUIRKED WOLVES" IN THEIR SAPIENTENCES ARE LITERALLY DESIGNED TO BE "A ANGEL'S OR EVEN A DEMON'S GENUINE PERSPECTIVE OF THEIR BEST FRIEND CRITTER" IS BEAUTIFUL AND TELLS YOU ABOUT "QUIRKED ANIMAL SAPIENTENCE" AS A GENERAL RULE.......
QUIRKED ANIMAL SAPIENTENCES ARE ROOTED IN THE CORE CULTURAL BACKGROUND OF THE PERSPECTIVES OF ANGELS AND DEMONS REGARDING THEIR NATURAL WORLD.....
"LUPA" IS THE ARCHETYPE OF "BESTEST GIRL" FOR A ANGEL THAT SAW WOLVES AS "DOG" FOR EXAMPLE........
INKO'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY JEHOVAH WHILE HUMMING IN SOLIDARITY WITH INKO'S LOGIC HERE.......
-----------------------------------------------Izuku POV------------------------------
"WHY THY ANGELS FEARED THEE AND THY FALLEN ONES ADORED THEE FOR THY CONSTANT TIGER IMAGERY IN THY OWN LIFE AND THY FATE".......
OKAY SO "TIGERS" ARE INCREDIBLY "BAD AND WICKED OMENS" FOR SOME ANGEL OR DEMON.......
REMEMBER IN "JEHOVAH'S PERSPECTIVE" HIS OWN VIEWS OF CERTAIN ANIMALS ARE "HUMANLY ALIGNED".......
WHY JEHOVAH CHARACTERISED "WOLVES" AS SYMBOLICALLY WICKED.....
THE FACT THAT "ONLY QUIRKED TIGERS" DO THE TERRIFYING THING OF "FORCED MOWGLIZATION KIDNAPPING" IS DAMMING TO PEOPLE TO SEE HOW "A ANGEL OR DEMON SAW EVEN QUIRKLESS TIGERS" FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS PRIOR TO QUIRKS........
"TERRIFYING, DREADFUL, AND VIOLENT MONSTERS THAT STALK THE FORESTS AND OCCASIONALLY EAT OR DESTROY HUMANITY"........
BUT OUT OF "THE LEGENDARY MOWGLI BEASTS" IN EVERY SINGLE INSTANCE OF "FORCED MOWGLIZATION KIDNAPPING" IT WAS "TIGER SEEING FUCKED UP HUMANS ABUSING A INFANT BABY THAT CAN'T DEFEND THEMSELVES AND JUST FORCIBLY REMOVING BABY FROM DARK ENVIRONMENT"........
LIKE A VERY VIOLENT AND TERRIFYING "CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES VISIT"...
IZUKU'S MOM HAD SOME VERY MYSTERIOUS ORIGINS......
BEFORE IZUKU'S MOM AIRDROPPED HERSELF IN MUFUSFUFU CITY AS A 19 YEAR OLD WOMAN, HER ENTIRE LIFE WAS ACTUALLY COMPLETELY UNKNOWN BUT WHEN SHE DID APPEAR, SHE BECAME THIS BADASS MEDICAL GENIUS AND QUIRK ANALYST THAT DID MANY GREAT MEDICAL FEATS THAT WAS MOSTLY GOOD BUT SHE ALSO UNINTENTIONALLY INVENTED TERROR TOO.......
LIKE IZUKU'S MOM "CREATED TRIGGER".......
A HIGHLY ADDICTIVE AND DANGEROUS ILLEGAL DRUG THAT'S CALLED "THE COCAINE FOR QUIRKS" IN TERMS OF HOW IT DESTROYED PEOPLE........
IZUKU'S MOM HAS BEEN TRYING DESPERATELY TO CREATE "A RELIABLE ANTI-TRIGGER DRUG" FOR PARAMEDICAL MEDICAL SCIENCE BUT SO FAR ANYWAY SHE WAS UNSUCCESSFUL EVEN AFTER 20 YEARS OF THIS EFFORT......
IZUKU'S MOM IS 41 YEARS OLD RIGHT NOW........
IZUKU'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY JEHOVAH WHILE SIGHING AWKWARDLY......
----------------------------------------------Annabeth POV----------------------------
"THY MOTHER'S STORY IS A DARK ONE, FULL OF THY DREADFUL MISERY".......
THE FACT THAT DR. INKO MIDORIYA HAD "20+ YEARS" TO COUGH UP HER BACKSTORY INFORMATION BUT DIDN'T MEANT SHE NEVER WILL.......
AT LEAST NOT WILLFULLY.......
19.....
THE SAME AGE AS LUKE CASTELLAN BACK IN THE DAY WHENEVER HE STARTED HIS KRON FUCK VILLAINY BULLSHIT TRAMUA........
OBVIOUSLY UNLIKE LUKE, THIS WOMAN "TOOK THE HIGH ROAD" AND CHOSEN TO BE A PRODUCTIVE MEMBER OF SOCIETY AS A FUCKING DOCTOR........
YET SHE CREATED "QUIRK CRACK".....
GOD NO WONDER WHY THESE ANGELS AND DEMONS WOULD BE AFRAID OF "A TIGRESS WOMAN" IF THEY HAVE "THAT NEGATIVE EMOTIONAL FEEDBACK" REGARDING TIGERS AND HOW THAT "LOOKED" TO THEM CULTURALLY.......
THESE ANGELS AND DEMONS ARE JUST WAITING FOR "THE SHOE TO DROP"......
THEY'RE BRACING THEMSELVES.......
FOR A TIGER-SPIRITED SUPERVILLAINNESS IN ALL OF THEIR DARK SYMBOLISMS FOR TIGER IMAGERY TO COME FROM DR. INKO MIDORIYA.........
THIS BIASED SHIT REGARDING TIGERS HAD BEEN AROUND FOR "THOUSANDS OF YEARS BEFORE QUIRKS" IN ANGEL/DEMON SHIT.......
ANNABETH CHASE'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY JEHOVAH WHILE SIGHING SADLY.........
----------------------------------------------Inko POV--------------------------------
"THY CULTURE MATTERS, REGARDLESS OF THY LEVEL OF SAPIENT THOUGHT"......
*TIRED SIGH*....
IT'S NOT SUPREMELY SURPRISING BUT IT STILL HURT INKO TO HEAR......
LOOK.......
REMEMBER HOW INKO TOLD YOU THAT "HISASHI HAD FIRE BREATHING" IZUKU??????
THAT WAS A LIE, KINDA......
THE PERSON WHO ACTUALLY HAD THE FIRE BREATH WAS "INKO".....
*TIRED SIGH*....
INKO PROJECTED HER OWN THOUGHTS TO PEOPLE WITH HIDDEN POWER THAT NOBODY ELSE KNEW ABOUT UNTIL NOW......
-----------------------------------------Percy POV-------------------------------
"OKAY WHY LIE ABOUT THAT KEY DETAIL DR. INKO MIDORIYA?"........
THIS IS GOOD......
JUST GET IT ALL OUT.......
WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THIS SHIT LIKE THE MORAI SISTERS ASKED YOU DOC.......
*AWKWARD CHUCKLING FROM DR. INKO MIDORIYA IN THE GROUP CHAT*.......
The Awkward and slightly stern tone of voice of Dr. Midoriya rang out in The Group Chat while directed at Percy's shit.....
"I WASN'T BORN HUMBLE OR LOW.....I WAS A REAL PRINCESS......BEFORE I MANIFESTED MY QUIRK, WHICH USED TO BE CALLED FIENDFYRE FOR MY ENTIRE CHILDHOOD BUT I HAVE SINCE CHANGED IT TO ALCHEMIST KODAMA WHENEVER I ARRIVED ON EARTH AND JAPANESE CULTURE FOR THE FIRST TIME AS A 19 YEAR OLD WOMAN, I WAS THE OUTCAST, THE LOATHSOME SPARE, AND JUST 'THE GIRL' COMPARED TO MY OLDER BROTHER, WHO IS 2 YEARS OLDER THAN ME AND NATURALLY HE WAS THE CHOSEN PRINCE OF ALL THE FRYE KINGDOM AND ALL IT'S VAST WEALTH.......THAT ALL CHANGED WHENEVER I DID GET MY QUIRK'S POWERS AS A 4 YEAR OLD GIRL WHILE MY BROTHER, WHO WAS 6 AT THE TIME STILL DIDN'T GET IT YET ANYWAY BUT OBVIOUSLY SHORTLY AFTER I GOT MY QUIRK, MY BROTHER ALSO GOT HIS QUIRK........MY FATHER OZARK, A SON OF AZULON, A CRUEL AND DARK MAN THAT ONLY LOVED POWER AND STRENGTH, SAW 'MY GLORY' AT THE BASELINE AS 'HIS TRUE CHILD' AND COMPLETELY ABANDONED MY BROTHER IN HIS SPIRIT.......MY MOTHER, URSA SHE WAS FORCED TO MARRY MY FATHER AND SHE IMMEDIATELY BOLTED FROM THE FORCED MARRIAGE THE INSTANT SHE COULD REGARDLESS OF HER TWO CHILDREN WITH MY FATHER'S TYRANNICAL BULLSHIT........I WAS CONFUSED BY MY FATHER'S SUDDEN INTEREST IN ME BUT I, WHO WAS A JUST A CHILD AND DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THE BRUTISH NATURE OF MY FAMILY'S EXISTENCE, JUST CAME TO THIS GOD AWFUL CONCLUSION OF MY MOTHER'S LOGIC BEHIND HER ABANDONMENT........
"OH, MOM JUST FEARED ME DUE TO MY QUIRK AND SHE LEFT ME ALONE BECAUSE I MUST BE A MONSTER"...
SOME YEARS LATER, I WAS 11 YEARS OLD AND I WAS JUST A INSUFFERABLE AND SPOILED CHILD THAT GREW CRUEL AND ANNOYING DUE TO THE CONSTANT SWELLING OF MY HEART FROM MY FATHER'S HOLLOW FLATTERIES AND MY UNRESOLVED ABANDONMENT ISSUES DUE TO MY MOTHER ABANDONING ME AND MY OLDER BROTHER TO A TYRANNICAL BASTARD........MY BROTHER ZUKO, MY UNCLE IROH, MY FATHER OZARK, AND MYSELF WERE IN THIS WAR MEETING AND WHEN MY FATHER IN HIS CRUELTY SUGGESTED THAT THE ARMY USE THE YOUNGER AND MORE FRAILER SOLDIERS TO BE HUMAN SHIELDS ESSENTIALLY, MY BROTHER ZUKO, WHO WAS FUCKING 13 YEARS OLD AT THE TIME, SCORNED OUR FATHER'S CRUELTY SO OPENLY.......THUS, THE AGAI KAI......MY BROTHER ZUKO REFUSED TO FIGHT AND DUE TO THIS, MY CRUEL AND DARKENED TYRANT OF A FATHER BURNED HIS FACE!"........
JESUS.......
OH GOD PEOPLE FROM THE DAWN OF QUIRKS ERA AMERICAN CULTURE SHITSTORM DEFINITELY KNOW THE REST OF THE STORY DR. INKO MIDORIYA........
*FUCKED UP SOBBING FROM THE MORAI SISTERS IN THE GROUP CHAT FOR REALLY GOOD REASON*.....
----------------------------------------------Shouto POV-----------------------------
"OH GOD WE NEVER ENCOUNTERED THE AVATAR PLANET AND IT'S GOD AWFUL SHITSTORM UNTIL NOW BUT IT WAS HORRIFIC HOW 'PRINCESS AZULA' IE. DR. INKO MIDORIYA DEALT WITH A GENUINE MENTAL HEALTH BREAKDOWN AS FUCKING 14 YEAR OLD GIRL AND OTHER MENTAL HEALTH SHIT THAT THANKFULLY LEAD TO HER SANITY AND BECOMING SO MUCH MORE BEAUTIFUL TO USE HER OWN SANE INTELLIGENCE TO BE A FUCKING DOCTOR......NO WONDER WHY THESE ANGELS AND DEMONS 'SENSED SOMETHING DARK' IN THEIR PERSPECTIVES REGARDING DR. INKO MIDORIYA WHENEVER WE, AS QUIRK MADDENED AND ESPECIALLY AS SANE LADIES SAW 'TIGERS' AS THESE POWERFUL, GLORIOUS, ELEGANT, FEMININE, AND MEDICALLY INCLINED CREATURES AND NATURALLY ASSIGNED TIGRESS IMAGERY TO THIS 19 YEAR OLD WOMAN THAT POPPED UP AND BECAME THIS BEAUTIFUL LEGEND AMONG MEDICAL THINGS BOTH GREAT AND TERRIBLE........THESE ANGELS AND DEMONS WERE 'WAITING FOR THE SHOE TO DROP' NOT REALIZING IT 'ALREADY DID, HORRIDLY' IN DR. INKO MIDORIYA'S LIFETIME"....
QUESTION......
ARE YOU GENUINELY TRIGGERED BY SEEING "SHOUTO'S FACE" IN IT'S FROSTBITTEN SHIT?????
BECAUSE......
YOUR BROTHER......
GOD.......
ARE YOU OKAY??????
*AWKWARDLY SOMBER CHUCKLING FROM DR. INKO MIDORIYA IN THE GROUP CHAT*.......
SHOUTO TODOROKI'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY DR. INKO MIDORIYA WHILE AWKWARDLY CHUCKLING IN SOMBER AGREEMENT........
-----------------------------------------Higeki POV------------------------------
"I MEAN A TAD BUT, I'M FINE FOR NOW"…......
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH OZARK AS A HUMAN?????
LIKE THESE WERE YOUR CUBS.......
HIGEKI ALREADY HATED THE IMPLICATIONS OF "WHAT A FORCED MARRIAGE" REALLY MEANT FOR A HUMAN FEMALE AROUND HER TYRANNICAL MATE........
LIKE......
DID....
"THAT"......
MAKE ZUKO AND YOU??????
HORRIFICALLY, HIGEKI'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY A VERY PAINED AND HEARTBROKEN DR. INKO MIDORIYA........
----------------------------------------------Izuku POV-------------------------------
"YEAH, WHY I FUCKING LOST MY GODDAMN MIND FROM PERMANENT QUIRK MADNESS AS A 14 YEAR OLD GIRL AND DIDN'T REGAIN HUMAN SANITY BOTH IN QUIRK AND HUMAN SOUL UNTIL MY OWN MOTHER WHO I FOUND ALONG WITH ZUKO AND HIS FRIENDS JUST HUGGED ME AND JUST SAID 'SORRY' LIKE SHE WAS 'GUILTY OF SOMETHING' WHENEVER SHE WASN'T, IN THE MOST HORRIFIC WAY POSSIBLE HIGEKI.......I WAS 18 YEARS OLD WHEN I GOT MY SANITY IN QUIRK AND HUMAN SOUL BACK.......ME GETTING SANE, ALLOWED MY MOM TO FINALLY MOVE FORWARD IN HER LIFE AND HAVE A CHILD WITH A MAN WHO SHE REALLY LOVED AND GENUINELY WANTED TO MARRY BEFORE A WICKED ROYAL MONSTER CAME OUT OF NOWHERE AND BASICALLY KIDNAPPED HER TO HAVE TWO RAPE SPAWN IN HER EXISTENCE...........IT WAS A TAD AWKWARD AT THE FYRE ROYAL PALACE SEEING MY 20-21 YEAR OLD BROTHER AT THE TIME START TO GET MOONY EYED AROUND HIS LONGTIME CRUSH, MY VERY ESTRANGED MOM AND HER LEGITIMATE FAMILY, AND JUST NOT HAVING A FUCKING 'PLACE' THERE BECAUSE I DID SO MUCH GOD AWFUL CRAP BOTH BEFORE AND AFTER I LOST MY SHIT".........
Izuku Midoriya AKA Deku weeped in heartbroken and furious crying as his eyes burned and stung with fury........
*DEAFENING HEARTBEAT NOISE*......
Izuku immediately lost consciousness and fell asleep....
Chapter 8: The Aojiroiringan and The Blood of Royalty
Chapter Text
9PM......
ON AUGUST 27TH.........
Izuku Midoriya AKA Deku woke up abruptly and he found himself in a very nice and glorious bed with a red banner of a black flame on the wall......
A awkwardly and clumsy man with dark green hair in a topknot thing, two yellow eyes, and the most horrific face scar on his left cheek underneath his eye was just awkwardly hanging out and holding a teacup before setting the cup on the table next to the bed.......
The man blurted out in the most panicked and clumsy tone of voice towards Izuku......
"HI, I'M ZUKO......TEA?"......
*FERAL AND EXCITED LAUGHING FROM IZUKU'S MOM IN THE GROUP CHAT*.......
-----------------------------------------Percy POV-----------------------------
"THIS ENTIRE MIDORIYA FAMILY SHITSTORM IS GODDAMN NUTS".......
*FERAL LAUGHTER*......
YEAH THAT'S ACCURATE MORAI SISTERS........
FRYE LORD ZUKO MIDORIYA BE LIKE:
*HEARS BABY SISTER REVEAL HER GODDAMN SHIT IN THE GROUP CHAT AT NOON TODAY*.......
"YEAH LET'S JUST INTRODUCE MYSELF BY KIDNAPPING THE FUCK OUT OF MY NEPHEW IMMEDIATELY AFTER HE GOT HIS AOJIROIRINGAN QUIRK'S SHIT FULLY MANIFESTED DUE TO EXTREMELY FUCKED UP BULLSHIT FROM OUR FAMILY SHITSTORM THAT LEAD TO INKO'S INSANE BULLSHIT TRAMUA BOTH BEFORE AND AFTER SHE LITERALLY LOST HER GODDAMN MIND AS A KID AND THEN WHEN HE WOKE UP I'LL GIVE NEPHEW IZUKU SOME TEA"........
DR. INKO MIDORIYA WAS EXTREMELY "CHILL" AS FUCK WHENEVER THIS RANDOM MAN KICKED MR. AIZAWA'S ASS DUE TO SOME KUNG FU BADASSERY AND KIDNAPPED HER OWN KID ON LIVE GLOBAL TELEVISION VIA THE GROUP CHAT.......
THANK GOD FOR DR. INKO MIDORIYA MAKING THIS PARTICULAR BULLSHIT FROM HER OWN BROTHER KNOWN TO EVERYONE FOR "CONTEXT" THE INSTANT IZUKU WOKE THE FUCK UP JUST NOW........
"HI, I'M ZUKO....TEA?" IS EVERYTHING YOU COULD POSSIBLY KNOW ABOUT THIS MAN'S LOGIC BEHIND CRAP PRE-THERAPY BULLSHIT.......
PERCY'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY THE MORAI SISTERS WHILE DYING FROM LAUGHTER........
-----------------------------------------------Thalia POV------------------------
"IT'S HOW OUR FAMILY SHOWED LOVE, IF YOU DO IT CORRECTLY".......
THAT IS THE MOST UNHINGED CRYPTID LINE THALIA GRACE EVER HEARD ON LIVE TV FROM A WOMAN THAT SHOULD NEVER SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT WITH HER EXTREMELY FUCKED UP BACKSTORY......
DON'T SAY SHIT LIKE THAT DR. INKO MIDORIYA.........
ZUKO AND INKO......
DUMB AND DUMBER HERE.......
GOD BLESS IT'S LIKE "NEGATIVE BRAIN CELLS" OCCUR WHENEVER YOU HAVE "FYRE ROYAL SIBLINGS TOGETHER".....
EXTREMELY INTELLIGENT AND BADASS PEOPLE "SEPARATELY" BUT PUT ZUKO MIDORIYA AND DR. INKO MIDORIYA TOGETHER AND YOU GET "DUMB AND DUMBASS"......
THALIA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY ADONAI WHILE AWKWARDLY CHUCKLING IN ABSOLUTE AGREEMENT WITH THALIA'S SHIT......
-----------------------------------------Higeki POV---------------------------
"IF IT WASN'T OBVIOUS, THE MIDORIYA ROYAL FAMILY IS QUITE UNORIGINAL IN NAMES"........
YEAH.......
"NAME YOUR CUB AFTER YOURSELF OR SOMEONE IN YOUR INTERMEDIATE FAMILY"........
IN THIS CASE......
"INKO" OR "IROH+ZUKO".......
"IZUKU" OR "INKO+ZUKO".........
DR. INKO MIDORIYA WAS ORIGINALLY NAMED "AZULA".......
AFTER HER GRANDFATHER "AZULON".......
OBVIOUSLY THERE WAS SOME TYPE OF "INGRAINED LOGIC" WITHIN "THE KODAMA ROYAL QUIRKS" THAT MADE "CASUAL KIDNAPPING" SLIGHTLY GOOFY SO LONG AS YOU "DON'T ATTACK YOUR VICTIM IN THE WORSE POSSIBLE WAY AND IF YOU MAKE SURE THE 'VICTIM' WAS ACTUALLY A WILLING PARTICIPANT"........
WHY DR. INKO MIDORIYA HAD THIS LINE ON LIVE GLOBAL TELEVISION VIA. THE GROUP CHAT.......
"IT'S HOW OUR FAMILY SHOWED LOVE, IF YOU DO IT CORRECTLY".......
OZARK WAS A FUCKING EVIL BASTARD IF HE TWISTED HIS OWN KODAMA ROYAL QUIRK TYPE LOGIC BEHIND "KIDNAPPING" INTO "A JUSTIFICATION FOR HORROR FOR A HUMAN ESPECIALLY"...
THE HIGHER THE SAPIENTENCE, THE MORE FRAGILE THE MINDSET AND DAMAGING "SEXUAL TRAUMATIC BAGGAGE" CAN BE........
IF HIGEKI'S BITCH MOTHER WAS "A HUMAN LEOPARD QUIRK WELDER LADY" TOWARDS HIS OWN FATHER, IF HE WAS A HUMAN MAN, IT WOULD BE "A HORRIBLE SEXUAL ASSAULT".......
BUT THIS IS A GENUINE LEOPARD AND A GENUINE GAZELLE WE'RE DEALING WITH.....
IT MIGHT "LOOK GRUESOME" FOR HUMANS TO BEHOLD BUT HIGEKI'S DARKLY AMBITIOUS MOTHER KNEW EXACTLY HOW TO "MAKE HER SHIT CUTE" AROUND ANY LOVER, REGARDLESS OF HERBIVOROUS OR CARNIVOROUS NATURE.......
HIGEKI'S THOUGHTS WERE AWKWARDLY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY GRANDSIRE KATSUKI WHILE NODDING IN AWKWARD SOLIDARITY.........
----------------------------------------------Shouta POV------------------------------
"YEAH, THAT'S WHAT LEOPARDS DO, ESPECIALLY IF THEY'RE HORNY"......
YEAH THAT'S WHY HUMANITY DIDN'T "PET A QUIRKED ANIMAL" FOR CENTURIES NOW NOT BECAUSE OF THE ANIMALISTIC SEXUAL DEPRAVITY THINGY OF "BEASTIALITY" BUT RATHER "HUMANS KNEW THAT IF A ASSHOLE HUMAN MADE A PET QUIRKED ANIMAL SEEK A MATE TO MAKE MORE ANIMAL MINIONS" THEN THE QUIRKED ANIMAL WILL NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT FUCKED UP DEPRAVITY WOULD OCCUR TO THEIR ENTIRE GENETICS.......
"SLAVERY".......
OF A SAPIENT BEING.......
LESSER SAPIENT BEING BUT STILL......
SHOUTA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY JEHOVAH WHILE SIGHING SADLY........
----------------------------------------------Inko POV--------------------------------
"WHY THY HUMAN NATURE PASSED THY TEST OF MORAL DILEMMA OVER 2 CENTURIES IN MY OWN EYES FOREVERMORE".......
YEAH.......
WHY THERE'S A LOT OF VERY HAPPY AND WONDERFUL HUMAN KIDDOS THAT ARE CASUALLY PICKING UP RANDOM BABY QUIRKED ANIMALS TO MAKE THEM INTO THEIR PETS NOW........
SOMETHING THAT THESE AWKWARDLY EMBARRASSED QUIRKED ANIMAL MOTHERS AND FATHERS ARE JUST "STOMACHING" FROM THESE RANDOM HUMAN CHILDREN WHENEVER THEY HAD THEIR OWN OFFSPRINGS "KIDNAPPED" SINCE THEY "KNEW THEIR PLACE AND THAT THESE ARE HUMAN CHILDREN THAT WOULDN'T BE PUNISHED ANYMORE SPIRITUALLY SINCE THEIR HUMAN ANCESTORS AND PRECURSORS 'PASSED THE MORAL DILEMMA TEST' THAT HAS BEEN HAPPENING FOR 2 CENTURIES"......
IT'S EXTREMELY IRONIC HOW "QUIRKED TIGER CUBS" ARE "THE MOST POPULAR KITTY" FOR HUMAN JAPANESE CHILDREN.........
TIGERS.......
WHO DID FORCED MOWGLIZATION KIDNAPPING SHIT........
GRANTED WITH AWKWARD AND SLIGHTLY CLUMSY WELL-INTENTIONED MANNERS TO "GET A HUMAN CUB OUT OF A ABUSIVE ENVIRONMENT" IN EVERY SINGLE INSTANCE.........
BUT IT'S STILL TIGERS.......
TIGERS.......
EVEN QUIRKLESS TIGERS ARE INCREDIBLY POWERFUL AND DANGEROUS.........
INKO'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY ADONAI WHILE AWKWARDLY CHUCKLING....
----------------------------------------------Annabeth POV----------------------------
"UNO REVERSE CARD BE UPON YE OL' TIGERS"........
YEAH......
OF COURSE THAT WOULD HAPPEN.......
OF COURSE JEHOVAH PERSONALLY AND A NULL PROPHET LIKE ADONAI WOULD "SHARE THE SAME BRAIN CELL" REGARDING THIS SITUATION.........
BECAUSE JEHOVAH SAW, DESPITE ALL THE GOOD INTENTIONS, "A LESSER SAPIENT CREATURE, OVERSTEPPING THE NATURAL ORDER TO ACHIEVE A HUBRIS".......
THAT'S HOW JEHOVAH "SAW THIS"........
THAT'S ALL THIS PARTICULAR GOD EVER COULD SEE.......
"HUBRIS".......
SOMETHING TO PUNISH.......
THUS HE DID.......
WITH THE SAME KIND OF "SHIT" BUT COMPLETELY BLAMELESS FOR THREE REASONS.......
1. HUMAN CHILDREN
2. HIGHER SAPIENTENCE INTERACTION WITH LESSER SAPIENTENCE
3. HUMANITY PASSING MORAL DILEMMA FOREVERMORE
IT'S COMPLETELY FINE FOR A RANDOM HUMAN ADULT TO CASUALLY "SNATCH A QUIRKED TIGER CUB" FROM THEIR OWN PARENTS TO MAKE INTO A EXOTIC PET.....
BECAUSE IT'S A HUMAN DOING IT.......
TO A TIGER.......
SO LONG AS THE HUMAN IN QUESTION DIDN'T ABUSE THEIR NEW TIGER PET, IT'S COMPLETELY FINE.......
BECAUSE IT'S A HIGHER SAPIENTENCE....
"ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL"........
QUIRKED ANIMALS ARE NOT IN THAT CONDITION........
ANNABETH CHASE'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY JEHOVAH WHILE HUMMING IN STERN AGREEMENT.....
-----------------------------------------Tensei POV------------------------------
"ALL THY BEASTS ARE THINE EQUAL TO EACH OTHER".......
IT'S LIKE A TIER LIST.......
1. GOD
2. BORN SAPIENT BEINGS
3. SAPIENT BEINGS THAT HAD TO HAVE A QUIRK TO BE SAPIENT
IT'S A PECKING ORDER, THAT HAD TO BE FOLLOWED BY GOD'S OWN VIEWPOINT.......
IF JEHOVAH DIDN'T "ENFORCE THE RULES" THEN HE'S NOT A KING.......
BUT HE DID........
WHY HE "MADE SATAN FALL"........
WHY HE "MADE TIGERS LOSE THEIR CUBS TO HUMAN KIDS".....
"DON'T DO A CHRONIC HUBRIS".......
"DON'T ENSLAVE A THING THAT'S EQUAL TO YOU"......
"DON'T OVERSTEP YOUR SAPIENTLOGICAL PLACE AND TRY TO USURP ME"........
JEHOVAH HAD A LOT OF PATIENCE.......
BUT EVEN JEHOVAH HAD "A LIMIT" ON HIS PATIENCE.....
TENSEI IIDA'S AKA INGENUIM'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY JEHOVAH WHILE SIGHING IN A VERY STERN AGREEMENT........
-----------------------------------------Percy POV-------------------------------
"PRIDE BEFORE THY FALL"........
YEAH.......
THAT'S BRUTAL BUT AT LEAST THAT'S WHY YOU MADE "BEAST-CENTRIC SOCIETIES AND CULTURES" OUT THERE NOW........
SO IF A INNOCENT CREATURE THAT WAS "DOOMED" FROM THE BEGINNING AROUND A FUCKTON OF BORN AND HIGHER SAPIENT BEINGS LIKE FENRIR HAD TO, THEY CAN FINALLY "TAKE THE HIGH ROAD"......
IT'S WHY "BEASTWALKERS" CAN'T FUCKING "BE HUMAN" IN ANYTHING BUT HIGHER SAPIENTENCE ON "DOBUTSU"........
BECAUSE IT'S PROTECTING "SHERIFF FENRIR" AMONG OTHER CREATURES........
THE ONLY PERSON THAT CAN "STAY HUMAN" ON DOBUTSU IS "KATSUKI BAKUGOU AKA ACHILLES, THE HIGH KING OF ALL DOBUTSU"........
BECAUSE HE CREATED THAT DAMN PLACE.....
BECAUSE HE BUILT ALL OF THESE THINGS.......
BECAUSE HE LITERALLY FUCKING OWNS IT........
PERCY'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY JEHOVAH WHILE HUMMING IN AGREEMENT........
----------------------------------------------Shouta POV------------------------------
"WELL, EVEN THOUGH CREATURES LIKE FENRIR CAN'T ACCOMMODATE THEMSELVES IN HUMAN SOCIETIES, FOR A FIGURE LIKE MYSELF WOULD ABSOLUTELY ADORE TO HAVE NUMEROUS VACATIONS IN A PLACE THAT'S GUARANTEED NOT TO HAVE WICKED HUMAN SCIENTISTS THAT KEPT DOING UNETHICAL EXPERIMENTS WHILE THE LEAD SCIENTIST WAS A GENUINELY GOOD AND ETHICAL DOCTOR THAT IMMEDIATELY FREED A HYPOTHETICAL CREATURE THE INSTANT THEY REALIZED THAT SUCH THINGS WERE 'ALIVE' IN AN EFFORT THAT WAS SAPIENT".......
NEZU PLEASE RE-ENTER FUCKING THERAPY....
GO TO A GENUINE QUIRKED ANIMAL THERAPIST THIS TIME......
BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY "HUMAN THERAPISTS" CAN'T HELP YOU OUT ANYMORE NEZU........
THAT'S HORRIFYING HOW "THE LEAD SCIENTIST" IN THIS BULLSHIT TRAMUA THAT HAPPENED TO YOU AS A BABY RAT WAS ACTUALLY "DOING EVERYTHING RIGHT" BUT DIDN'T KNOW THAT THEY HAD A BUNCH OF UNETHICAL ASSHOLES THAT SMUGGLED A QUIRKED ANIMAL TO FUCK UP.........
UNTIL THIS POOR SCIENTIST FREED YOU THE INSTANT THEY REALIZED THAT YOU WERE "ALIVE"......
SHOUTA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY ADONAI WHILE SIGHING SADLY.....
-----------------------------------------------Izuku POV------------------------------
While everyone else was dealing with Group Chat shit, Izuku Midoriya AKA Deku was having the most awkward tea time with his Uncle Zuko.......
Uncle Zuko and Izuku were sitting across each other and it was subtly clear that they were BOTH ON A SHIP due to the slight rocking and swaying of the light above them.........
Uncle Zuko awkwardly and clumsily blurted out after several minutes of awkward silence......
"DO YOU LIKE SANDBALL, OR VOLLEYBALL IN THE EARTH NAME FOR THAT?".......
*FERAL AND HIGHLY EMBARRASSED CHUCKLING FROM IZUKU'S MOM WITH TELEPATH POWERS IN THE GROUP CHAT*......
IZUKU'S MOM QUIPPED IN A VERY SNARKY BUT GENUINELY HAPPY TONE OF VOICE TOWARDS IZUKU WITH TELEPATH POWERS.....
"AH YES, DID YOUR UNCLE TELL YOU ABOUT THAT ONE TIME I WAS FLIRTING WITH A TEENAGE BOY AND HE HAD A BROTHERLY FREAKOUT AND DROP KICKED A SOLID METAL TABLE WITH SHEER UNBRIDLED QUIRKLESS STRENGTH IN THE BACKGROUND WHICH REPELLED ANY OTHER BOY THAT TRIED TO GET FLIRTY AROUND ME?".......
Izuku's Uncle Zuko was blushing such a bright red like a tomato nearby........
----------------------------------------------Katsuki POV-----------------------------
"GOD BLESS THIS CASUAL SPINE SNAPPER OF A HUMAN MAN WHO WAS A TEENAGE BOY AT THE TIME THAT WAS PROTECTING HIS BABY SISTER WHO WAS A TEENAGE GIRL AT THE TIME"........
ACCURATE FATE HAGS......
GOD BLESS THAT'S SO FEROCIOUS.......
NO WONDER WHY DEKU ALWAYS HAD "STRENGTH SHIT" IN HIS BRAIN EVEN WHILE QUIRKLESS PHYSICALLY.....
BECAUSE HE HAD "UNCLE BANE" OVER HERE JUST CASUALLY BREAKING PEOPLE'S SPINES OVER HIS KNEE OR DROP KICKING SOLID METAL TABLES WITH QUIRKLESS HUMAN STRENGTH........
KATSUKI'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY THE FATE HAGS WHILE GIGGLING MISCHIEVOUSLY.....
----------------------------------------------Shouta POV------------------------------
"I DID NOT BREAK A SPINE BUT I DID UNINTENTIONALLY PUNCH A ASSASSIN'S HEAD OFF HIS NECK".......
BRUTAL ZUKO MIDORIYA.......
YOU SAY THAT SO NONCHALANTLY TOO.....
GOD PLEASE GET GENUINE PRO HEROIC TRAINING JUST SO YOU CAN "CONTROL YOUR STRENGTH SHIT" ZUKO MIDORIYA....
YOU AND YOUR SISTER BOTH.......
SHOUTA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY ADONAI WHILE CHUCKLING AWKWARDLY........
-----------------------------------------Hyoko POV-------------------------------
Hyoko, The Quirked Leopard Daughter of her Glorious Daddy Achilles, was looking at her pretty but vicious prey......
A teenage doe covered by claw wounds and with the same cruel eyes as a fully grown lioness but much colder than ever since she was capable of TRUE ABOMINATIONS for her nature as a Red Deer Doe........
TOPH........
OH HOW THE MIGHTY HAVE FALLEN.......
WHERE'S YOUR PRECIOUS SHISHIGUMI PRIDE NOW????
WHERE'S YOUR CLAWS AND FANGS???????
WHERE'S YOUR GLORY AS "A WILD, DANGEROUS, AND CARNIVOROUS BEAST" LIKE ANNABETH CHASE AKA VITANI DESCRIBED YOU AS???
OH YEAH......
THAT'S RIGHT......
YOU HAVE CLOVEN HOOVES AND BLUNT TEETH......
HERBIVOROUS THINGS........
BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST A DEER.......
IF THERE'S ANYTHING HYOKO LEARNED FROM HER DADDY IT'S THIS........
"DON'T BE A HYPOCRITE AND ESPECIALLY REGARDING YOUR SOUL"....
Hyoko lunged and finally finished off her cruel and dark prey that put up a damn good fight that would permanently leave a scar on Hyoko's left eye as a leopard that had glowing red eyes........
-------------------------------------------Annabeth POV--------------------------
"THY STERNLY CRUEL TRUTH"........
YEAH.....
THANK YOU FOR BEING A HEROIC LEOPARD IN THIS ONE INSTANCE HYOKO......
ALSO IT'S A TAD WEIRD BUT UH......
WHY THE "CUTESY ADDRESS" FOR YOUR DAD HYOKO????
IT WOULD MAKE SENSE IF YOU WERE LIKE A LEOPARD CUB OR A TEENAGED LEOPARD THAT JUST SO HAPPENED TO HAVE "CUTESY SHIT" IN VERBAL MANNERISMS......
BUT YOU WERE BORN A FULL GROWN ADULT CREATURE....
ANNABETH'S THOUGHTS WERE AWKWARDLY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY KATSUKI BAKUGOU WHILE CHUCKLING....
-----------------------------------------Hyoko POV-------------------------------
"JEEZ WISE GIRL SOME PEOPLE REGARDLESS OF SAPIENTENCE HAVE CUTE SHIT FOR THEIR OWN OLD HAG OR GEEZERS, IT'S JUST A RESPECT THINGY"......
THANK YOU DADDY......
DID YOU KNOW THAT AUTISM IS A AUTOMATIC INDICATOR OF "HIGHER SAPIENTENCE" ANNABETH CHASE???
WHAT HYOKO TRULY WANTED MOST OF ALL DESIRES WAS "A ZOOPATHIC AUTISM" BUT SOMETHING THAT CAN ONLY OCCUR IN QUIRKED ANIMALS OR SOMETHING OF EQUAL SAPIENTENCE TO HYOKO AS A LEOPARD........
NOT FOR GLORY OR TO DESTROY.......
JUST BECAUSE OF THE BEAUTY OF IT........
HYOKO'S THOUGHTS WERE POLITELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY HER DADDY IN A VERY SOOTHING HUM IN AMUSEMENT.....
--------------------------------------Eijirou POV------------------------------
While everyone else was dealing with Group Chat drama, Eijirou Kirishima was in a forest near Mufusfufu City........
Eijirou felt nervous holding a breathable brown sack, a sharp spear-like thingy that was like a sharp metal hook, and having a lot of GUILT in his soul like he was about to do something fucked........
A very soothing and overwhelmingly heavy "SOUL WEIGHT" exited Eijirou's own mouth and ascended to the heavens where it got burned away forevermore......
Eijirou felt a overwhelming goofy innocence and excitement in his heart as he continued his way through the forest while wearing a bunch of camo crap and other things to conceal his identity......
-----------------------------------------------Thalia POV------------------------
"THY NO SIN HERE FROM A CHILD OF ADAM AND EVE SATAN, DEPART FROM THEE".......
YEAH......
THAT'S WHAT THIS TEENAGE BOY IS ACTUALLY DOING TOWARDS A QUIRKED ANIMAL'S FAMILY.........
SOMETHING THAT'S COMPLETELY FINE.......
BECAUSE IT'S A HUMAN........
GETTING A NEW PET..........
IT SERIOUSLY USED TO BE "A SIN" BUT NOT ANYMORE DUE TO THE COLLECTIVE GLOBAL HUMAN PASSAGE OF "THE MORAL DILEMMA TEST" THAT WAS REQUIRED FOR THE ANGELS AND OTHER DEMONS TO SEE HUMANITY PASS OVER THE YEARS EVER SINCE QUIRKS EXISTED.........
SEE HERE'S THE THING....
JEHOVAH "KNEW EVERYTHING" BEFORE IT HAPPENED.......
BUT THIS SHIT WAS FOR "A CREATED BEING'S SANITY'S SAKE"......
ESPECIALLY A ANGEL........
IT'S ODDLY FITTING FOR THIS TEENAGE BOY TO USE "A PRUNING HOOK" AS HIS CHOICE OF WEAPON HERE.......
BECAUSE HE'S NOT "ATTACKING ANYTHING"......
HE'S NOT EVEN "HUNTING ANYTHING"....
IT'S.......
"ANIMAL HARVESTING".......
THALIA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD EXCEPT FOR "THE TEENAGED KID" BY JEHOVAH WHILE SIGHING IN AGREEMENT......
-----------------------------------------Nezu POV--------------------------------
"TIS THY TRUTH, SUCH THINGS ARE NATURE GOING FORWARD"........
JEHOVAH PLEASE......
NEZU ISN'T OVERSTEPPING HIMSELF AT ALL BUT PLEASE.......
FOR THE SAKE OF THE INNOCENT ANIMAL FAMILY THAT'S ABOUT TO GET TATTERED FROM VISCERAL HEARTACHE THAT CAN'T BE PUNISHED ANYMORE......
PLEASE.....
GIVE THESE CREATURES HEALING AND STRENGTHENING IN THEIR LIVES THROUGH THERAPY FROM A QUIRKED ANIMAL THERAPIST........
BECAUSE......
"THIS".......
CAN'T BE MENDED BY A HUMAN BEING NO MATTER HOW HARD THEY TRY TO SOOTHE A QUIRKED ANIMAL........
BECAUSE.....
YOU REMOVED THAT "SHAME".......
YOU REMOVED THAT "GUILT".......
YOU REMOVED THAT "FEAR"........
IN A HUMAN SOUL......
TOWARDS A QUIRKED ANIMAL.......
FOREVER........
NEZU'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD EXCEPT FOR "THE TEENAGED KID" BY JEHOVAH WHILE SOFTLY CRYING......
-----------------------------------------Percy POV-------------------------------
"THY HEARTBREAKING PRAYER HAS BEEN HEARD THINE OWN EARS AND I VOW TO GIVE THY FELLOW CREATURES GUIDANCE ON THY OWN HEALING OF THY OWN SORROWS"....
YEAH.......
DAMN NEZU HOW THE HELL DID YOU NOT BREAK DOWN CRYING IN YOUR HEART DURING THAT ENTIRE PRAYER????
YEAH THIS IS A SPECIFIC TYPE OF "LESSER SAPIENT HEARTACHE TRAGEDY" THAT NO MAN CAN SEE AS FUCKED UP ANYMORE.......
BECAUSE......
THE PECKING ORDER.........
IT'S "ONE THING" TO HAVE SOME "RANDOM HUMAN KINDERGARTEN KID" DO THIS BULLSHIT TRAMUA TO A QUIRKED ANIMAL'S FAMILY.......
IT'S FAR HEAVIER AND DARKER FOR "A ADOLESCENT HUMAN BOY, WHO'S COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY RESPONSIBLE FOR HIS OWN SINS" TO DO SOMETHING "THAT CRUEL AND DARK" TOWARDS A QUIRKED ANIMAL'S FAMILY....
BUT HAVE IT COMPLETELY ABSOLVED AND DEEMED BLAMELESS BY FUCKING GOD PERSONALLY.......
THERE'S THIS PARTICULAR CONCEPT.......
"THE AGE OF ACCOUNTABILITY"......
FOR A JEWISH PERSON......
IT'S 12........
THEY EVEN CELEBRATE THIS MILESTONE IN HUMAN LIFE......
BAR MITZVAH.....
PERCY'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD EXCEPT FOR "THE TEENAGE BOY" BY ADONAI WHILE NODDING IN SOMBER AGREEMENT.......
-----------------------------------------Nezu POV---------------------------------
"WHY I STAYED THY BOY'S HEART UNTIL THY PRAYER COULD BE MUTTERED NEZU"......
*EMOTIONAL AND IMPASSIONED TEARS WELLING UP*.......
THANK YOU......
FOR YOUR MERCY.........
OH GOD HAVE MERCY ON NEZU.....
THIS IS A U.A. HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT IS IT NOT??????
DO NOT LIE TO NEZU.......
DO NOT HIDE THIS HORROR FROM NEZU.......
NEZU'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD EXCEPT FOR "THE TEENAGE BOY" BY JEHOVAH WHILE WEEPING IN HEARTBROKEN SYMPATHY TO NEZU'S PAIN......
----------------------------------------------Higeki POV------------------------------
"TRUTH IS THY GREAT SORROW HERE NEZU BUT I CAN'T UDDER A SIN IN MY MOUTH".........
*HEARTBROKEN CRYING*.....
GOD THIS IS HIGEKI'S HIGHSCHOOL PRINCIPAL NOW......
THERE'S THANKFULLY "TERMS AND CONDITIONS" TO THIS FUCKING HORRIFIC TRAMUA.......
"CAN'T NAB A TEENAGED OR FULL GROWN QUIRKED ANIMAL WITHOUT ANY PENALTY IN YOUR SOUL AND IF YOU ABUSE THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR ILL-GOTTEN PET THEN YOU WILL GET YOUR PET REMOVED FROM YOU, FORCIBLY"......
MAKE "FORCED MOWGLIZATION KIDNAPPING SHIT" IN TIGERS "WORK" IN A MANNER THAT CAN MAKE THEM "VIOLENT AND POWERFUL CUB PROTECTIVE SERVICE AGENTS"......
THE FACT THAT EVEN HUMANS THAT GET "FORCED MOWGLIZATION KIDNAPPING TRAUMA" IN THEIR LIVES SAW THAT SHIT AS "AH YEAH, I WAS A FUCKING ASSHOLE TO MY DEFENCELESS CUB THAT DEFINITELY DESERVED MY SHIT GETTING EVISCERATED BY A VENGEFUL TIGER THAT WANTED TO RESCUE A MAN-CUB FROM A TOXIC ENVIRONMENT" IS TELLING TO THE HIGHER SAPIENTENCE OF HUMANS HERE........
HUMANS CAN "BOUNCE BACK" FROM THAT HORROR IF THEY KNEW THEY WERE A FUCKING DICKWIPE TOWARDS THEIR OWN CUBS.......
WHY JEHOVAH DIDN'T ENFORCE THIS BULLSHIT SAPIENTLOGICAL PECKING ORDER CRAP FOR TIGERS FOR A LONG TIME........
BECAUSE THIS GOD ACTUALLY "KNEW THE CONSCIOUS AND NOBLE INTENT" OF A QUIRKED TIGER DOING FORCED MOWGLIZATION KIDNAPPING SHIT TOWARDS A MAN-CUB....
HIGEKI'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD EXCEPT FOR "THE TEENAGE HUMAN BOY" BY JEHOVAH WHILE CRYING BUT NOT AS MUCH AS BEFORE....
----------------------------------------------Shouta POV------------------------------
"WHY THY HORROR OF THY LEGEND OF LAOHU WAS THY MOST HORRIFIC THING THEE ENTIRETY OF MAN COULD FATHOM FROM THY UNCAUGHT TIGER MOWGLI AND BLAMELESS MAN-CUB OF CHINESE QUIRKED HISTORY LORE".......
YEAH.....
LAOHU IS STILL OUT THERE AND DEFINITELY A ADULT MAN IN SOME CHINESE WILDERNESS IF HE DIDN'T HAVE A VITALITY ASPECT TO HIS OWN QUIRK'S BULLCRAP.........
LAOHU ACTUALLY "DID THAT SHIT" TO FELLOW PEOPLE....
AS A TRUE ZOOPATHIC TIGER MOWGLI TEENAGE BOY THAT WAS PRESUMABLY "A FORCED MOWGLIZED CHILD VICTIM" WHENEVER SHOUTA WAS A TEENAGE BOY HIMSELF.......
LAOHU WAS BORN 35 YEARS AGO DUE TO GENETIC AGE DETECTION TECHNOLOGIES THAT WERE BRAND NEW BACK THEN..........
LAOHU HAD "57 ATTEMPTED KIDNAPPINGS"........
LAOHU HAD "7 SUCCESSFUL KIDNAPPINGS"........
A TOTAL OF "64 LAOHU ATTACKS".......
THIS SHIT HAPPENED WITHIN 2 YEARS OF SHEER CHINESE TERROR....
WHENEVER SHOUTA WAS 15-17 YEARS OLD........
SHOUTA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD EXCEPT FOR "THE TEENAGE BOY" BY ADONAI WHILE NODDING IN SOMBER AGREEMENT.........
--------------------------------------------Annabeth POV----------------------------
"CURRENT U.A. HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT".......
JESUS......
THAT'S HORRIFYING.......
LAOHU IS A VERY TERRIFYING AND MALADJUSTED TIGER MOWGLIZED TEEN BOY THAT'S SOMEHOW DISGUISING HIS SHIT AS A REGULAR TEENAGER BECAUSE HE HAD VITALITY QUIRK SHIT........
THINK!!!!!!!
IT CAN'T BE ANY "CHINESE TRANSFER STUDENT" DUE TO "TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT"........
IT CAN'T BE ANY KID WHO HAD "KNOWN PARENTS" THAT ALL THE TEACHERS CAN PHYSICALLY CONTACT.........
ANNABETH CHASE'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD EXCEPT FOR "THE REGULAR TEEN DOOFUS GOING PET SHOPPING" BY ADONAI WHILE NODDING IN A VERY DESPERATE MANNER.......
-------------------------------------Denki POV-------------------------------
"PLEASE FIND HIM BEFORE THE MORIA KING, KENT WHITEWATER AKA KRONOS/SATURN DID!!!!! NOW I CAN BLOCK THAT MAN'S REAL MALICIOUSNESS TOWARDS HUMANITY FOREVERMORE!"......
*PERMANENT QUIRK TELEPATH BLOCKING NOISE LIKE A HEAVY DRUM NOTE*........
*VENGEFUL AND ENRAGED SCREAMING FROM A VERY POWERFUL AND ANGRY MAN IN THE GROUP CHAT*......
YIKES.......
YEE......
OH LORD....
ANYWAY.....
HOW'S YOUR DAY BEYOND THE FUCKING TRAUMA HERE??????
DENKI KAMINARI'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY ADONAI WHILE SIGHING AWKWARDLY.......
-----------------------------------------Percy POV-------------------------------
"BRUSH YOUR ROTTED TEETH PLEASE BEFORE YOU COMMENT DENKI".........
*AWKWARD CHUCKLING IN ABSOLUTE EMBARRASSMENT*......
YOU DID NOT HAVE TO CASUALLY SNATCH DENKI'S DENTAL HYGIENE PRACTICES INTO THE LIMELIGHT SO VICIOUSLY ADONAI....
WHY WAS THAT "JUST A AUDIO TRANSMISSION" INSTEAD OF NORMAL CRAP WHERE IT WAS "VIDEO AND AUDIO TRANSMISSIONS" ADONAI??????
PERCY'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY THE MORAI SISTERS WHILE AWKWARDLY GIGGLING....
----------------------------------------------Inko POV--------------------------------
"THY BEHOLD DENKI IN THY OWN ROTTED THRONE LIKE:
*HEARS YOUNG YOUTH SAY TO AUTHORITY "SURELY NOT I LORD?" IN HIS OWN TEETH*.......
"WHY DO THOU COMMENT HERE???? ARE THY NOT AWARE OF THINE OWN HEART?????? THY SAITH TO TEACHER 'SURELY NOT I LORD?' WHEN THY OWN ROTTED TEETH ACHE WITH THY OWN VENOM????? WHY DO THOU COMMENT HERE, WHEN ART THOU, THY OWN TEACHER, AND THY OWN GOD ALL KNOW THINE OWN TRUTH?".........
THY COMPREHEND A JUDAS"........
*WORLD COLLECTIVELY CRINGING IN AWKWARD EMBARRASSMENT*......
DENKI KAMINARI "DIDN'T GET THAT".......
THAT WAS A VERY POWERFUL AND SCATHING REBUKE THERE.......
IT'S ALSO PRETTY IMPORTANT "JEHOVAH'S PERSPECTIVE OF ADONAI'S SHIT"......
"A TEACHER"....
SERIOUSLY PUT DENKI KAMINARI IN MOWGLIZATION SOCIALIZATION THERAPY SESSIONS FOR HIS ENTIRE LOGIC IF HE HAD THE BLAMELESS CRUELTY TO "DO THAT, TO HUMANITY"......
INKO'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD EXCEPT FOR DENKI KAMINARI BY ADONAI WHILE NODDING IN AGREEMENT........
------------------------------------Eijirou POV------------------------------
While everyone was focused on The Group Chat stuff, Eijirou Kirishima was kinda in a very strange daze that felt bizarre and comfortable.......
WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE???????
*AWKWARD CHUCKLING FROM JEHOVAH IN THE GROUP CHAT*...
Jehovah whispered in his neat old-fashioned dialect that was quiet and gentle towards some teenage dude........
"THY MALE YOUTH, ARE THEE UNINTENTIONALLY SLIPPING INTO FORNICATION SIN IN THY OWN SOUL WHILE TRYING TO GET THINE FAMILIAR?".......
Eijirou felt some strange swollen and heavy itch in his manhood that he didn't feel prior to now.....
Eijirou shook his head in a very sluggish and confused manner, trying to shake off this bizarre thing.....
Vaguely, Eijirou saw a terrified and tiny pair of humanly colored dark purple eyes that could only come from some inhuman creature that had a Quirk nearby........
Eijirou fell to his knees, dropped his sack and spear-like thingy, and fell forward to sleep like a stone....
-----------------------------------------Nezu POV--------------------------------
"PREVENTING A BLAMELESS DARKNESS FROM A U.A. HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT FOR A FELLOW RODENT'S SAKE"....
THANK YOU PLEASANT QUIRKED MOUSE....
OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVE A APHRODISIAC QUIRK IF YOU COULD INVOKE "A DRUNKEN, HORMONAL, AND SLEEPY STUPOR" IN A HUMAN BOY SINCE YOU CAN'T MAKE YOUR OWN QUIRK'S BULLCRAP "SEDUCTIVE" FOR A HUMAN AS A SAPIENT MOUSE MA'AM........
HOW OLD ARE YOU MA'AM?????
CLEARLY YOU ARE A SLY AND SHREWD ADULT MOUSE THAT DWELLED IN SUCH A DANGEROUS FOREST WITHOUT USING YOUR UPRIGHT FORM THAT'S IMMUNE TO TRANSFORMATION STRAINING TO SPOOK A QUIRKLESS PREDATOR MIND YOU......
SUCH SKILL OF SURVIVAL CAN ONLY OCCUR IN A ADULT CREATURE THAT'S BEEN AROUND FOR YEARS, MUCH LONGER THAN YOUR TYPICAL ADULT QUIRKED ANIMAL THAT HAD "THE RECKLESS HASTE" MA'AM.......
NEZU'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY ADONAI WHILE CHUCKLING AWKWARDLY......
-----------------------------------------Percy POV-------------------------------
"OH I AM 25 YEARS OLD CHRONOLOGICALLY MR. NEZU, I'M SLIGHTLY OLDER THAN YOU SINCE YOU ARE ONLY 20 YEARS OLD CHRONOLOGICALLY.....I DON'T HAVE A OFFICIAL NAME SINCE I AM A 5TH GENERATION QUIRKED ANIMAL SINCE YOU OF ALL CREATURES KNOW OF OUR KIND'S SCANDALS EVEN THOUGH YOU PERSONALLY DON'T PARTICIPATE IN SUCH THINGS EVEN THOUGH I HAD TO AS A APHRODISIAC/OCEAN/TELEPATH/X-RAY VISION QUIRK I NAMED SEASHELL MR. NEZU".........
GOD BLESS THIS CASUAL INTERACTION BETWEEN A RAT AND A MOUSE........
THIS MOUSE HAD SUCH A MEEK AND SOFT VOICE TOO.......
A VERY QUICK-WITTED MOUSE.......
SUBAYAI, THE QUIRKED MOUSE........
*EXCITED GIGGLING FROM SUBAYAI IN THE GROUP CHAT*......
PERCY'S THOUGHTS WERE POLITELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY SUBAYAI WHILE GIGGLING IN A VERY SOFT AND GENTLE VOICE.....
----------------------------------------------Zuko POV------------------------------
"THANK YOU FOR SUCH A WONDERFUL GIFT YOUNG HUMAN BOY"........
*EMBARRASSED BLUSHING*......
OH......
NOW THERE'S GOING TO BE SOME HOARDS OF RIKITS RUNNING AROUND IN MUFUSFUFU CITY SOON........
*EMBARRASSED AND FLUSTERED CHUCKLING FROM LITTLE SIS INKO IN THE GROUP CHAT AND FOR GOOD REASONS*......
----------------------------------------------Katsuki POV------------------------------
"ZUZU PLEASE DON'T SPEW SUCH DIRTY LAUNDRIES ABOUT A COUPLE REGARDLESS OF SAPIENTENCE IF THEY WERE 'JUST TALKING' CURRENTLY".......
THIS SHIT IS HILARIOUS....
IT'S LIKE THESE TWO SIBLINGS "NEVER SEPARATED" IN TERMS OF INTERACTION........
GOD BLESS......
KATSUKI'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY THE FATE HAGS WHILE GIGGLING MISCHIEVOUSLY........
--------------------------------------------Iroh POV-------------------------------
Despite his eye being dimmed to total darkness years ago now, Royal General Iroh as a extremely elderly man, heard "AZULA'S VOICE, BUT STERNER, OLDER, AND CALMER" nearby.....
Iroh hobbled through his room, using his cane to guide him as he shouted aloud in a hopeful and gentle voice....
"AZULA, IS THAT YOU I HEAR??!!!! OH SWEET CHILD I RECOGNIZE YOUR VOICE DESPITE YOUR OLDER AGE!!!!!! I KNOW YOU LEFT TO PREVENT DARK IN-FIGHTING IN YOUR WISDOM AS A FRESHLY SANE WOMAN AS A 19 YEAR OLD LADY MANY YEARS AGO NOW BUT YOU ARE HERE NOW!!!! PLEASE SHOUT TO ME, YOUR UNCLE OH DEAR AZULA!".....
Iroh heard his niece's lovely and absolutely overjoyed voice that was clearly weeping in joy and slight guilt for some reason nearby.......
"OH UNCLE IROH YOU HEAR ME CORRECTLY!!!!! I COULDN'T FACE YOU FOR SO LONG BECAUSE I DID SO MUCH PAIN AND HORROR TOWARDS YOU UNCLE!!!!!! EVEN NOW I CAN'T PHYSICALLY BE THERE TO FACE YOU OH DEAR UNCLE!!!!!!! I DID SO MANY AWFUL THINGS TO YOU, TO ZUZU, TO AANG, TO TOPH, TO SOKKA, TO KATARA, AND MANY OTHERS!".....
Iroh felt his blind eyes weep in heartbreak not for his own selfish pity but for his adult niece's own sorrow as he whispered in a very soothing and warm voice towards Azula...
"DO YOU NOT WEEP TEARS OF AMBER SORROW AZULA, YOU WERE JUST A LITTLE GIRL......MY BIGGEST REGRET I HAVE WAS BEING UNABLE TO GET YOU TO ACCOMPANY ME AND ZUKO DURING THAT ENTIRE BANISHMENT PERIOD AZULA.....I LEFT YOU, ALL ALONE, NEXT TO A MONSTER THAT KEPT FEEDING YOU LIES AND FILLING YOUR MIND WITH DELUSION EVEN IN YOUR SANE HUMAN SOUL AZULA DURING SUCH A DARK AGE FOR THE FRYE KINGDOM.....YOU ARE NOT A MONSTER, YOU ARE NOT A DEMON, YOU WERE A JUST A GIRL, A YOUNGLING IN EVERYTHING DURING THE EVE OF THE 100 YEARS WAR ERA AZULA......THE WORLD WEEPED FOR YOU IN YOUR DARK AND AWFUL AGNI KAI WITH ZUKO FOR THE THRONE OF THE FRYE KINGDOM.......YOU WERE 14.....THAT'S A YOUNGLING AZULA.......YOU ENDURED HORROR AS FUCKING CHILD..........I FAILED YOU, DON'T APOLOGIZE TO ME"....
*HEARTBROKEN SOBBING HORRIBLY FROM SOME TRIO OF OLD LADIES NEARBY WITH SOME TELEPATH POWERS*.......
-----------------------------------------------Thalia POV---------------------
"HE'S JUST AS BEAUTIFUL AS THE STORY INSPIRED HIS OWN WORLD'S SHITSTORM ACTUALLY DEPICTED HIM AS"......
*HEARTBROKEN SOBBING*........
THIS FUCKING SHIT REGARDING "AZULA'S MENTAL BREAK AND PERMANENT QUIRK MADDENED INSANITY" WAS FUCKING "GLOBAL TELEVISION" IN THE AVATAR PLANET........
HOW?????
JUST HAVING "A TV" MADE THIS SHIT SO MUCH WORSE......
BECAUSE "AVATAR, THE LAST AIRBENDER TV SHOW FROM THE DAWN OF QUIRKS ERA" WAS IN A TECHNOLOGICAL ERA WHERE "TELEVISION DIDN'T EXIST"........
THIS......
WAS WORSE.......
BECAUSE IT'S VIDEO RECORDED....
THALIA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY ADONAI WHILE WEEPING......
----------------------------------------------Zuko POV---------------------------
"GENERAL IROH GOT HIS WITS BACK????? IT'S A MIRACLE, A HEARTBREAKING ONE"......
YEAH NO SHIT KATARA......
ZUKO HAD NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK "THAT TV SHOW" IS BEING TALKED ABOUT IS BUT, YEAH.......
"MAD PRINCESS AZULA VS HONORABLE PRINCE ZUKO AGAI KAI" WAS THE MOST POWERFUL, DISTURBING, AND DARK WARTIME FOOTAGE IN THE ENTIRE HISTORICAL RECORDS OF RAVVAUS EVER SINCE 200+ YEARS AGO.........
IT'S NOT SURPRISING WHY "THE VEIL SCROLL" KICKED BACK INTO EXISTENCE.......
THE GROUP CHAT AS YOU KNOW IT WAS "THE VEIL SCROLL"......
SOMETHING THAT INKO STARTED........
BROADCASTED "THE MAD CAPTAIN SPEECH" ON GLOBAL TELEVISION BACK THEN, WHICH REALLY PISSED OFF THE WORLD AND ESPECIALLY OZARK DIPSHIT.......
BECAUSE IT WAS THE MOST PSYCHOLOGICALLY DISTURBING THING PEOPLE EVER HEARD FROM A 13 YEAR OLD GIRL AT THE TIME THAT WAS A FUCKING ROYAL PRINCESS OF A POWERFUL KINGDOM.........
DR. INKO MIDORIYA AKA AZULA MADE HER DESCENT INTO MADNESS "TELEVISED, IN REAL TIME IN HER GENUINE PERSPECTIVE" OVER THE COURSE OF A YEAR.......
THE VEIL SCROLL WAS SOMETHING THAT OZARK DIPSHIT WANTED TO BE DESTROYED AND ERASED THE MORE AND MORE INKO'S AUTHENTIC PERSONALITY AND SHIT WAS CONSTANTLY BEING BROADCASTED TO THE ENTIRE PLANET OF RAVVAUS SINCE IT EMBOLDENED THE ENTIRE PLANET TO "STOP THAT EVIL FUCKER THAT DID THAT BRAINWASHING AND PSYCHOLOGICAL DAMAGE TO A YOUNGLING GIRL".......
ALL OF THE VEIL SCROLL BULLSHIT TRAMUA WAS "INKO MIDORIYA'S AKA AZULA'S PERSPECTIVE"....
WHY RAVVAUS GRIEVED WHENEVER THEY REALIZED "OH SHIT AZULA IS GONE FOR GOOD AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT"......
WHY IT WAS SO FUCKING AMAZING TO SEE AND HEAR THE BUILD UP OF "THE DR. INKO MIDORIYA AKA AZULA BACKSTORY REVEAL" IN THE REVIVED VEIL SCROLL/GROUP CHAT FOREVER.........
ONE TRAUMA DUMP WAS ENOUGH TO TELL EVERYBODY THAT "YES, SHE'S BACK AND SHE HAD A GREAT AND AWESOME KID THAT WAS RAISED IN A MANNER THAT WAS 'GENUINE TO INKO'S SHIT' BUT KINDA HEALTHY IN A WAY WITHOUT FUCKING THERAPY"........
ZUKO MIDORIYA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY JEHOVAH WHILE CRYING IN ABSOLUTE JOY........
----------------------------------------------Percy POV-------------------------------
"OH DEAR GOD, THE TRUE RAVVAUS STORYLINE IS A ZILLION TIMES MORE DISTURBING THAN ANY SHOW THAT PEOPLE COULD ACTUALLY COOK UP.......BECAUSE IT WAS STARTED, BY A GIRL, WHO HAD A TELEPATH QUIRK THAT DOCUMENTED HER OWN MENTAL AND PSYCHOLOGICAL DESCENT INTO MADNESS AND EVERYONE ON THIS BULLSHIT PLANET KNEW IT THE MOMENT THIS GIRL STARTED TO 'MAKE HER SPEECH ABOUT HOW THE TIDES MAY KILL YOU BUT I'M STILL MULLING IT OVER' IN THE VERY FIRST GROUP CHAT TRANSMISSION IN EXISTENCE".......
YEAH.......
HOW THE FUCK DID DR. INKO MIDORIYA AKA AZULA "SURVIVE" AROUND HER TYRANNICAL DIPSHIT OF A FATHER WHILE "BREAKING THE PROPAGANDA MACHINE AND REVEALING HER OWN FUCKED UP CHILD PERSPECTIVE IN REAL TIME CONSTANTLY IN HER OWN PERSONAL AND AUTHENTIC WAY BACK THEN"??????
HAVE OZARK DIPSHIT BE EXECUTED...
BY THE ONE LADY WHO DEFINITELY DESERVED THAT CATHARTIC BULLSHIT........
BRING THIS FUCKER'S FIREPOWER BACK SO THIS MOTHERFUCKER HAD TO FIGHT AGAINST A WOMAN WHO WAS SANE, PISSED OFF, HAD A KID, AND SURVIVED DESPITE THE FUCKING HORRIFIC ODDS AGAINST HER........
MAKE THAT AGAI KAI HAPPEN!!!!
PERCY'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY JEHOVAH WHILE SEETHING IN DARK FURY.......
----------------------------------------------Inko POV-------------------------------
"THY ONLY REASON WHY I KEPT THY WICKED FATHER ALIVE INKO"....
EWW.....
WHY DID INKO HAVE TO BEAT UP A DISGUSTING OLD MAN?????
LIKE WHY???
THAT MAN IS PATHETIC......
NOT EVEN "WORTH" THE PUFF OF FIREPOWER THERE.......
FUCK HIM......
NO DIGNITY FOR THAT MAN.....
INKO ISN'T GOING TO FIGHT HIM.......
LIKE WHY???
*ENRAGED AND VENGEFUL SCREAMING FROM A ELDERLY MAN IN THE GROUP CHAT*.......
GO AHEAD AND WORKOUT, BUST OUT OF YOUR CELL LIKE UNCLE IROH DID YEARS AGO, AND FACE INKO IF YOU FUCKING DARE........
*ANGRY AND SPITEFUL RAGE FROM A ELDERLY AND PATHETIC MAN IN THE GROUP CHAT*......
WHERE'S YOUR GLORIOUS PRIDE O' MIGHTY FATHER??!!!!!!
*GENTLE AND SWEET GIGGLING FROM A ELDERLY WOMAN IN THE GROUP CHAT FOR SOME REASON*....
Inko was stunned....
MOM????
INKO'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY THE SAME GENTLE AND SWEET OLD WOMAN WHILE SHE WAS GIGGLING IN JOY......
-----------------------------------------------Izuku POV------------------------------
"HELLO LITTLE PRINCE, YOUR MOM IS SO AMAZING AND WONDERFUL IN SO MANY WAYS I DIDN'T REALIZE COULD BE DONE IN MY LIFETIME.......I KNOW THE GIFTS THAT'S COMING TO ME, ZUKO, INKO, AND IROH AMONG OTHERS BUT I WILL HOLD MY OLD TONGUE SINCE I WANT THAT MONSTER TO SHRIVEL IN HIS OWN SCORN IN SUCH A DISGRACEFUL AND DISHONORABLE WAY FOR ANY MAN AND ESPECIALLY A FRYE KINGDOM CULTURED MAN LIKE OZARK.......YOUR MOM ALWAYS HAD A SHARP BUT HONEST TONGUE....HOWEVER I AM QUITE CURIOUS OF WHO ON EARTH 'HISASHI' MIGHT BE IF HE SOMEHOW HEARD 'AZULA HORNY BOLDNESS' AND WAS JUST UNABLE TO RESIST THE BIZARRELY BEAUTIFUL AND AGGRESSIVELY REGAL FLIRTING FROM YOUR MOM'S LIPS IZUKU".........
IZUKU DIDN'T KNOW MIMI URSA......
*DELIGHTED CHUCKLING FROM ADONAI IN THE GROUP CHAT*.......
IZUKU'S MOM JUST TOLD HIM THIS ABOUT HIS OWN "CONCEPTION".......
"I SAW, I CAME, I FLIRTED, AND I FUCKED IZUKU".....
*FERAL LAUGHTER FROM UNCLE ZUKO IN THE BACKGROUND BEHIND IZUKU'S ASS*.......
-----------------------------------------------Thalia POV------------------------
"PLEASE BRING THIS LOVER OF MY FERAL SISTER'S ASS INTO THE PICTURE AGAIN FOREVER GOD"......
YES.......
JUST YES........
ALL PEOPLE KNOW IS THIS MAN ONLY INTRODUCED HIMSELF AS "HISASHI".......
SOMETHING THAT DR. INKO MIDORIYA AKA AZULA ACTUALLY "REGISTERED AS HER HUSBAND".......
BUT MADE THIS MAN "TAKE THE SURNAME SHE PUSHED ON HIS ASS"...
LIKE CLEARLY DR. INKO MIDORIYA'S UNHINGED CRYPTID WOMAN'S ASS DIDN'T HAVE "LOYALTY SHIT" IN HER QUIRK BECAUSE THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NO WAY THAT "AZULA'S FERAL ASS" PACKED IT UP....
HMM.......
FIRE.......
A FIRE/LIGHTNING QUIRK WELDER LADY AMONG OTHER SHIT.......
THALIA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY JEHOVAH WHILE SIGHING IN A VERY DEEP SCANDAL FOR SOME UNKNOWN REASON......
------------------------------------Natsuo POV------------------------------
"THY GRAND ILLUSION OF INKO'S UNITING AND CASUAL SPIRITUAL MARRIAGE OF THY MAN IN A ILLEGITIMATE UNITY DUE THY QUIRK MARRIAGE OF JILTED WOMAN 19 YEARS AGO WILL BE UNVEILED".......
HUH?????
CAN YOU CLARIFY JEHOVAH???
LIKE THERE'S NO SUCH RECORD OF "DR. INKO MIDORIYA BEING PREGNANT 19 YEARS AGO"........
NOR WAS THERE A TIMEFRAME OF "AWOL AZULA" FOR 9 MONTHS DURING THAT TIME........
THIS WOMAN DIDN'T HAVE A PREGNANCY THEN....
WHO DID DR. INKO MIDORIYA "FUCK" THAT WAS A MAN IN A QUIRK MARRIAGE UNION AND APPARENTLY "NOT A REAL MARRIAGE" TO YOUR SHIT 19 YEARS AGO?????
NATSUO TODOROKI'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY JEHOVAH WHILE CHUCKLING IN ABSOLUTE SCANDALIZED AMUSEMENT FOR SOME REASON........
------------------------------------------Enji POV-------------------------------
"INKO IS THY GRANDEST TRICKSTER IN QUIRK POWER.......INKO IN THY TRICK DISGUISED THYSELF AS JILTED ICY WOMAN TO UNITE WITH THINE OWN HUSBAND IN LAW TWICE BUT USE THY OWN POWER TO PLANT HER FIRSTBORN SON IN THY OWN JILTED ICY WOMAN'S WOMB TO GROW WITHOUT THY DETECTION BY MAN.......INKO'S FIRSTBORN SON WILL GAIN THY MOTHER'S APPEARANCES AND THY TRUE STRENGTH THY MOTHER TRULY HAD INSTEAD OF THY FALSE ICE OF TRICKERY"....
*TERRIFIED AND HORRIFIED LAUGHTER*.......
WHAT THE HELL???
DR. INKO MIDORIYA CAN FUCKING "DO THAT" SHIT TO A MAN???
THAT IS JUST SO HORRIFYING ON A VERY ELDRITCH TYPE OF LEVEL.......
THIS WOMAN PULLED THIS SHIT OFF "TWICE" TOWARDS THE SAME OBLIVIOUS MAN THAT HAD A 19 YEAR OLD SON THAT WAS "LEGITIMATE, SPIRITUALLY BUT NOT LEGALLY" THAT WAS TRANSPLANTED INTO SOME POOR ICE QUIRK WELDER'S LADY WOMB THAT WAS THIS MAN'S LEGAL JAPANESE WIFE IN A QUIRK MARRIAGE FASHION.......
LIKE....
THAT'S "ADULTERY SQUARED" BUT IN THE POOR MIND FUCKED MAN'S SOUL UNINTENTIONALLY.......
ALL IZUKU MIDORIYA IS WAS "GOOFY TRICKSTER MOM, PAYING A VISIT TO DAD THAT WAS IN A LEGAL MARRIAGE TO SOME ICY LADY WHO WAS THE SURROGATE MOM OF BIG BRO AND INSTEAD OF PRANKING UNAWARE ICY LADY AGAIN JUST CARRIED THE BABY HERSELF LIKE NORMAL"........
"HISASHI" IS A VERY UNINTENTIONAL EUPHEMISM FOR "DUMBASS MAN WHO GOT PRANKED".......
ENJI TODOROKI'S AKA ENDEAVOUR'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY THE MORAI SISTERS WHILE GIGGLING IN ABSOLUTE SCANDALIZED EMBARRASSMENT AND FOR GOOD REASONS......
----------------------------------------------Shouto POV--------------------------------
"WHY ON EARTH ARE YOU CAPABLE OF DOING THAT BIZARRE PRANK TOWARDS A MAN DR. INKO MIDORIYA AKA AZULA?".....
LIKE.......
YOU ARE A BITCH BUT ALSO COMPLETELY JUSTIFIED SPIRITUALLY IN THE PERSPECTIVE OF GOD DR. MIDORIYA......
BECAUSE SPIRITUALLY WHENEVER YOU ENCOUNTERED YOUR SPIRITUAL HUSBAND, THIS GUY WAS "SINGLE AND IN A FORNICATION SINFUL THING DUE TO THE VERY NATURE OF A QUIRK MARRIAGE UNION FOR TWO HUMANS".........
YOU SHOT YOUR SHOT, IN THE MOST COMPLEX AND ANNOYING WAY 19 YEARS AGO DR. INKO MIDORIYA.......
OF COURSE YOU WOULD REGISTER THIS MAN AS YOUR BITCH HUSBAND.......
BECAUSE YOU HAVE BEEN PLOTTING THIS HUMILIATION FOR THIS "ONE MAN" FOR DECADES NOW.......
BECAUSE HE DESERVED IT.......
BECAUSE HE'S A ASS.......
A ETERNALLY HUMILIATED MAN WHO WAS DEMOTED TO "HOUSEHUSBAND, SPIRITUALLY" FOREVERMORE IN THE EYES OF MAN AND GOD........
SHOUTO TODOROKI'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY JEHOVAH WHILE LAUGHING IN ABSOLUTE SCANDALIZED AMUSEMENT......
-----------------------------------------------Izuku POV------------------------------
"AT LEAST THY TRICKERY WAS THY WHOLESOME PRANK FOR A CUNNING AND SLY PAGAN FOLKTALE QUIRK WELDER LADY AT THINE OWN BIRTH REGARDING THY AFFAIRS OF THINE HEART EVEN THOUGH INKO HAD THY SPIRITUAL JUSTIFICATION OF DIVORCE TO THY HUSBAND LAYING DOWN WITH A WOMAN NOT HER 16 YEARS AGO"........
Izuku Midoriya AKA Deku saw his very Apeshit Uncle Zuko screaming and howling in feral mischief and for good reason considering the absolute "MIND DICKERY" from Izuku's Mom here and been happening for almost 2 decades now........
THAT'S SOME MAJOR SPIRITUAL DICKERY HERE MOM......
SOMETHING THAT MADE YOUR ASS COMPLETELY JUSTIFIED SPIRITUALLY EVEN THOUGH THAT PISSED OFF EVERYONE ELSE.......
LIKE THERE'S A DUDE OUT THERE, WHO'S THE SAME EXACT AGE AS "YOU" WHENEVER YOU APPEARED IN MUFUSFUFU CITY AND SWIFTLY BECAME A CELEBRITY DOCTOR AS IZUKU'S BIG BROTHER MOM.......
IZUKU'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY MIMI URSA WHILE GIGGLING IN ABSOLUTE SCANDALIZED AGREEMENT WITH IZUKU'S ASS......
-----------------------------------------Percy POV-------------------------------
"IF SALLY HAD A QUIRK".......
ADONAI WHAT THE FUCK?????
WHY WOULD YOU FIRE THE GROUP CHAT WITH THAT COMPARISON???????
THAT'S PERCY'S MOM YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT SIR........
WAIT.....
IS.....
MOM BACK??????
PERCY'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY JEHOVAH WHILE HUMMING IN DELIGHT.......
Percy Jackson fist pumped and for good reason......
Chapter 9: The Firstborn Fyre Kingdom Prince of Azula's Line
Chapter Text
1AM......
ON AUGUST 28TH.........
Natsuo Todoroki was tossing and turning in his bed in his lonely apartment in Nashibira City........
-----------------The Metamorphosis Dream----------------
Natsuo Todoroki was fucking naked in his dream and forced to stand in front of this mirror.......
Natsuo blushed whenever he saw his entire body getting chubby and bulky in a way that he hated since he tried so hard to burn off the embarrassing fat in his body with constant physical activity........
Natsuo saw his very embarrassed mom, Rei Fukushu and ex-wife to Natsuo's Dipshit Father, standing beside him......
Fortunately in that very instance, Natsuo had dark green boxers appear on his ass and body to cover his junk up around his own mom........
Natsuo's Mom hugged him in a gentle and soothing manner before awkwardly and gently saying to Natsuo....
"SO, EVERYONE KNOWS WHO 'HISASHI MIDORIYA' IS AS A CODENAME NOW NATSUO......SUCH THINGS CAME TO LIGHT WHILE YOU WERE ASLEEP NATSUO......GOSH DARN, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL AND WONDERFUL SCANDAL FOR ANYONE TO COMPREHEND IN THEIR LIVES......YOU ARE A TRUE PRINCE NATSUO"......
Natsuo suddenly felt REALLY THIRSTY in his throat for some unknown reason and he felt his eyes burning and turning a strange dark blueish-green in color.........
Natsuo tried to talk but the only thing that came out of his throat was some kind of wordless vocalization like a animal.....
Natsuo's Dream cut to black.......
----------------------The Metamorphosis Dream End----------------
Natsuo Todoroki woke up and immediately felt the darkly soothing taboo of "FIRE CROTCH DESIRE CRAVING" even though he had a fucking ice quirk.......
DAMNIT NOT AGAIN.....
EVERY TIME THIS SHIT HAPPENS, NATSUO "LOST CONTROL" AND GETS THE EQUIVALENT OF "BLACKOUT DRUNK" AND SIRED A FUCKTON OF QUIRKED ANIMALS IN A STRANGE NONHUMANIOD FORM THAT'S IMMUNE TO TRANSFORMATION STRAINING THAT HE NEVER COULD ACCESS WILLINGLY AND IT WAS A SHAPE THAT HIJACKED NATSUO'S BRAINS DURING THE ENTIRE TIME......
Natsuo felt a boiling headache that ALWAYS HAPPENED whenever he was about to "GET FIRE DRUNK".......
Natsuo felt his body melt into a nonhuman form and he got his lucid soul knocked out of commission.........
----------------------------------------------Shouto POV------------------------------
*WORLD COLLECTIVELY BLUSHING IN SCANDALIZED VIBES*......
YOU DEFINITELY HUMBLED THAT MAN'S MASCULINITY IN A SPIRITUAL WAY DOC........
GOD.....
LIKE......
BRO......
LIKE YOU KNEW "EVERYTHING" HAPPENING HERE REGARDING "BITCH HUSBAND'S HOUSEHOLD" DOC.......
OF COURSE YOUR BITCH HUSBAND WOULD SUBCONSCIOUSLY FAVOR AND ADORE "THE FIRST KID FROM YOUR SLY PUSSY" DOC.......
LIKE.......
WHY DIDN'T YOU "CUT THE PRANK PREMATURELY" WHENEVER YOU SAW "BITCH HUSBAND BE DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE FOR HIS BASTARD'S SON'S FACE SCAR LIKE YOUR OWN BROTHER" DOC??????
SHOUTO'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY DR. INKO MIDORIYA WHILE CRYING SOFTLY.....
----------------------------------------------Zuko POV---------------------------
"IT'S SO FUCKED TO EVEN SAY THIS FROM MY OWN HEART SHOUTO BUT I HAD TO PROTECT THE ONE KID I COULD.......I WANTED YOUR DAD TO REALIZE THAT 'HE'S THE BITCH' AND 'HE'S THE DICK' NOT ME AND THE MOMENT I SAW THIS CRAP FROM HOW TOUYA AND FUYUMI WERE BEING TREATED BY YOUR FATHER IN A DICK WAY, I HAD TO THROW A WRENCH IN THE WORKS........MY GRANDFATHER, MY NAMESAKE ABSOLUTELY HATED HOW OZARK WAS SO DISGUSTING TOWARDS MY MOM IN HOW HE 'BASTARDIZED THE ROYAL FRYE ROMANCE THEATER' IN HIS PERSPECTIVE SHOUTO....FRYE LORD AZULON, MAY HAVE BEEN A VERY CRUEL WARRIOR AND MILITARY GENERAL AS A IMPERIALIST DICK BUT, HE SPIRITUALLY DISOWNED OZARK THE MOMENT THIS WICKED FATHER OF MINE 'DID THAT, TWICE' SHOUTO.......THE ONLY REASON WHY UNCLE IROH NEVER GOT THE FRYE LORD THRONE LIKE HE WAS FUCKING SUPPOSED TO AS FIRSTBORN IS BECAUSE HIS SON DIED, BY HIS OWN MILITARY CAMPAIGN AT BAI SING SAI, THE CAPITAL OF THE EARTH NATION AND MY GRANDFATHER SAW IROH'S HEARTBREAK AND WHENEVER OZARK DIPSHIT HAD THE GALL TO 'POLITIC THE THRONE' MY GRANDFATHER AZULON, WHO WAS BEING A VERY SARCASTIC DICK TO OZARK TOLD HIM....
"IROH LOST HIS ONLY SON, IT'S ONLY FITTING THAT YOU SUFFER THE SAME GRIEF IF YOU EVER WANT MY THRONE!"......
SOMETHING THAT BASTARD WAS WILLING TO DO TO ZUKO BECAUSE OZARK ALREADY HAD 'ME, THE STRONGER AND SHARPER ONE' IN HIS FUCKED UP PERSPECTIVE.......WHEN AZULON REALIZED WHAT THE HELL OZARK WAS 'REALLY CAPABLE OF' HE HAD TO DISGUISE HIS OWN HORROR FOR A BIT AND TOLD OZARK THIS.....
"MY SON, YOU PASSED MY TEST OF CUNNING AS A WARRIOR, YOU HAVE YOUR THRONE BUT, REMEMBER THAT ZUKO IS YOUR HEIR PRINCE DUE TO HIS BIRTH"......
AZULON MADE ME 'WATCH BOTH INTERACTIONS' REGARDING OZARK AND HIS OWN MALEVOLENT DICKERY.....IN HINDSIGHT I KNOW WHY, BECAUSE IT WAS MY NAMESAKE ABSOLUTELY SEEING THE DARKNESS IN MY HEART EVEN AS A LITTLE GIRL WHO WAS SLIDING DOWN A DARK PATH, SHOWING ME 'THE WICKEDNESS OF YOUR FATHER'S CRUELTY' AND MAKING SURE I EXACTLY HOW OZARK GOT THE FRYE LORD THRONE SHOUTO........WHEN HE WAS ALIVE, AZULON PUT MY ASS IN LINE SAYING STUFF LIKE.....
"YOUR DESTINY WILL NEVER BE THE THRONE AZULA, YOU HAVE GREAT POWER AND CUNNING BUT YOU NEVER BE FRYE LORD OR SIT DOWN ON THAT THRONE DUE TO THE NATURE OF YOUR BIRTH ORDER IN COMPARISON TO YOUR BROTHER"....
SEE HERE'S THE THING......AZULON ALSO HAD A ILLEGITIMATE BASTARD SON......THAT BEING ZAO, A MAN WHO WAS ONLY BORN DUE TO AZULON GETTING A TAD PARANOID OF THE CINDER PLAGUE AND HOW BOTH IROH AND OZARK AS TEENAGERS GOT IT AND DAMN NEAR DIED FROM IT.......BEYOND THE 'BE FERTILE INSTINCTS AND NATURES' SHIT, THE FRYE ROYAL FAMILY SHITSTORM OR THE MIDORIYA FAMILY SHITSTORM, HAD THIS DRILLED INTO THEIR BRAINS......
"YOU MUST SECURE YOUR IMMORTALIZATION THROUGH THE BLOOD OF YOUR DESCENDANTS EVEN IF YOU HAVE TO USE SLY BUT POLITE TRICKERIES TO ACHIEVE THAT AMBITION EVEN IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANY ABILITY TO ACTUALLY GET THE THRONE"........
WHY, WHEN I WAS I HORNY YOUNGLING GIRL, I TRIED TO DO THAT AND BE SNEAKY ABOUT THAT BUT I GOT COCK BLOCKED EVERY TIME FOR A LOT OF REASONS IN HINDSIGHT, ESPECIALLY AFTER I GOT THE GRAND IDEA TO MAKE 'MY ROYAL INSIGHTS KNOWN TO ALL PEOPLE BECAUSE I'M A PRINCESS WHO'S GOING TO CONQUER THE ENTIRETY OF RAVVAUS' IN MY SEMI-HUMBLED OPINION SHOUTO......WHY, WHEN I GOT SANE, MATURE, AND SAW YOUR FATHER BEING SO HANDSOME BUT BEING A UNEDUCATED DICK REGARDING QUIRK MARRIAGE BULLSHIT TRAMUA TOWARDS REI FUKUSHU AND HER TWO TODDLER KIDS AT THE TIME, I GOT IT IN MY SLY BRAIN TO 'MAKE THAT MAN MY HUSBAND, MY BITCH HUSBAND' FOR A LOT OF REASONS SHOUTO...SEE IN THE FRYE KINGDOM CULTURE, QUIRK MARRIAGE IS NEVER SEEN AS A LEGITIMATE MARRIAGE UNION IN ANY LEGAL STANDARD AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I WAS THRILLED TO HEAR 'LEGIT GOD' CONFIRM THAT CULTURAL THING OF MY NATIVE PEOPLES AS 'TRUE' SHOUTO.....ANYWAY, AS A FRYE KINGDOM WOMAN, I HAD THE GOD-GIVEN AUTHORITY IN MY CULTURED UPBRINGING TO 'APPROACH YOUR DAD, DO MY TRICKS, AND BIDE MY TIME TO GET MY HUSBAND TO REALIZE HIS OWN SPIRITUAL DICKERY TOWARDS WOMEN AND HOW HE NEEDED A STRONG AND STERN WOMAN WHO WOULD NOT TOLERATE THAT DICKERY' SHOUTO......IF YOU HAVE A PSYCHOSOMATIC OVERHEATING DRAWBACK IN A HEALTHY FIRE QUIRK LIKE ENJI TODOROKI, IT AUTOMATICALLY TOLD YOU THAT 'HEY THIS MAN IS RUNNING AWAY FROM HIS OWN CORE NATURE DUE TO UNRESOLVED MOMMY OR DADDY ISSUES' AND I CAN RELATE TO THAT HEARTACHE AND PAIN BECAUSE BEFORE I GOT SANE FROM PERMANENT QUIRK MADNESS AND GOT SANE IN MY HUMAN SOUL WHENEVER MY MOM VALIDATED ME AND DID HER APOLOGIZING WHENEVER I WAS 18 YEARS OLD, I HAD THE SAME EXACT PROBLEM BUT UNLIKE YOUR DAD, I KNEW EXACTLY WHY I HAD THAT SHIT"..........
....................................
OR IF YOU WANT THE EXTREMELY SMALL AND SHORTENED TITLE BLURB THING FROM THE MORAI SISTERS HERE......
"PRO HEROINE AZULA, LAYING SHIT DOWN TOWARDS HER STEPSON".........
YEAH...
GOD BLESS YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH FRYE KINGDOM CULTURED PEOPLE ESPECIALLY YOUNG WOMEN REALLY LOVE "THE LOVE SONG OF PHOENIX PRINCESS AZULA" TO THE POINT WHERE THERE'S ALREADY A FUCKING THEATER SHOW BEING CREATED AND SCRIPTED BY A LOT OF VERY INSPIRED FRYE KINGDOM CITIZENS TO "TELL THAT LOVE STORY BETWEEN INKO AND ENJI"....
BECAUSE THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT A SANE, ADULT, AND AUTHENTIC AZULA WOULD HAVE DONE...
WHY ALL OF THESE PEOPLE ON RAVVAUS AND ESPECIALLY FRYE KINGDOM CITIZENS "KNEW THAT DR. INKO MIDORIYA WAS AND STILL IS PHOENIX PRINCESS AZULA".......
THE BLOOD TEST THING IS "JUST A LEGAL FORMALITY" THAT MUST BE DONE AT THIS POINT....
KEEP IN MIND THAT THIS LOVE SONG IS HOW "THE LINE OF AZULA" WAS FORMED......
A LEGITIMATE ROYAL LINE THAT CAN ACTUALLY GET THE FRYE LORD THRONE IF SOMETHING HAPPENS TO THE LINE OF ZUKO.........
IT'S FUCKED BUT THAT'S HOW MONARCHIES WORK....
BUT HERE'S THE THING.....
INKO KNEW HER DAMN PLACE AS A SANE ADULT WOMAN......
DIDN'T KNOW THAT SHIT AS A KID BUT SHE KNEW THAT CRAP NOW.......
HOWEVER THAT'S WHY ZUKO, WHO NEVER HAD "A SURNAME" OR ANYONE ELSE IN HIS FAMILY SHITSTORM UNTIL NOW HAD TO HONOR "THE NAME, THE PHOENIX PRINCESS AZULA GAVE HER ROYAL FAMILY" FOREVERMORE........
ZUKO MIDORIYA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY THE MORAI SISTERS WHILE GIGGLING IN JOY.........
-----------------------------------------Iroh POV--------------------------------
"YES, WHY IT'S SO WONDERFUL HOW SUCH THINGS ARE ALWAYS RECORDED IN SUCH ROYAL FAMILIES EVEN THOUGH WE PERSONALLY HAVE SLIGHT DISCOMFORT WITH SUCH GOVERNMENTS HAVING 'ABSOLUTE POWER' OVER A ENTIRE NATION EVEN THOUGH WE KNOW THAT ALL GOVERNMENTAL SYSTEMS HAVE PROS AND CONS TO THEIR STANDARDS".....
Iroh Midoriya, who had his EYESIGHT RESTORED and his MINDSET SHARPENED like he was 55 years once more, hummed in deep amusement for The Morai Sisters' sagely caution of a Monarchy.......
YES........
EVEN ZAO'S LINE IS TECHNICALLY ROYAL.....
BUT SINCE THIS WAS SPAWNED BY ILLEGITIMACY, THE ZAO LINEAGE IS CONSIDERED TO BE "A SAMURAI CLANSHIP"......
THAT'S ALL THEY CAN EVER BE....
UNLESS HORROR OCCURS TO THE ZUKO LINEAGE AND THE INKO LINEAGE.......
THERE'S MANY SAMURAI CLANS LIKE THIS AND THE ZAO LINEAGE IS NO EXCEPTION.......
SAMURAI CLANS ARE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THAN YOUR TYPICAL ADULT FYRE KINGDOM SOLDIER........
NIECE INKO KNEW HER STUFF EVEN THOUGH SHE HAD NO CLAIM TO THE THRONE WHILE THE LINE OF ZUKO WAS ALIVE........
IROH, WHEN HE WAS A TEENAGER AND YOUNGLING, HE HAD SPAWNED MANY SAMURAI CLAN LINES.......
OF COURSE.....
THAT'S ALL THEY CAN BE......
DUE TO THE NATURE OF "YOUNGLING AGED ROMANCING AND NOT IN A TRUE MARRIAGE FASHION"........
LIN, IROH'S TRUE LEGITIMATE SON DIED.......
THE LEGITIMATE IROH LINE DIED WITH HIM.......
IROH'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY JEHOVAH WHILE SIGHING SADLY....
----------------------------------------------Percy POV-------------------------------
"WE ARE IN AWE OF YOU GENERAL IROH MIDORIYA, BECAUSE YOU ARE EVERYTHING AND MORE THAN WHAT THAT TV SHOW FROM THE DAWN OF QUIRKS ERA COULD EVER ACCOMPLISH DUE TO THE NUANCE OF YOUR VERY HUMAN FLAWS AND FOLLIES THAT MADE YOUR WONDERFUL BEAUTY IN YOUR HEART THAT MUCH MORE IMPACTFUL"......
YEAH......
AGREED MORAI SISTERS.....
GENERAL IROH IS A FUCKING BADASS.....
A FLAWED, NUANCED, WONDERFUL AND SWEET OLD MAN.....
THIS IS THE DRAGON OF THE WEST......
LEGENDARY DUDE......
PERCY'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY DR. INKO MIDORIYA WHILE CHUCKLING IN ABSOLUTE JOY....
-----------------------------------------------Izuku POV------------------------------
"WHY THANK YOU FOR YOUR KIND WORDS YOUNG YOUTH"....
GRUNCLE IROH IS AWESOME....
HOWEVER CAN WE PLEASE RETURN TO "BIG BRO NATSUO" BECAUSE IZUKU DIDN'T THINK THAT THIS BROTHER GOT THE DOTS CONNECTED IN HIS BRAIN EVEN THOUGH REI FUKUSHU, WHO PULLED BRAND NEW POWERS FROM HER CHILLY ASS TO COMMUNICATE TO NATSUO WITH "THE METAMORPHOSIS DREAM" IN THE GROUP CHAT......
WHERE IS NATSUO????
*AWKWARDNESS INCARNATE INTENSIFYING FROM ADONAI IN THE GROUP CHAT*.....
OH YOU KNOW WHERE NATSUO IS!!!!
IZUKU'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY ADONAI WHILE AWKWARDLY CHUCKLING IN ABSOLUTE SCANDALIZED AMUSEMENT FOR SOME REASON....
----------------------------------------------Rei POV------------------------------
"THY BROTHER IS IN THY BLAMELESS STUPOR IN THY OWN SMOKEY SHAPE THAT'S IMMUNE TO TRANSFORMATION STRAINING IZUKU........SUCH BLAMELESSNESS ONLY OCCURRED TO THINE BROTHER DUE TO BEING UNAWARE OF THY OWN TRUE MOTHER'S FIERY BLOOD".......
NATSUO?????
HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN OCCURING IN YOUR LIFE NATSUO?????
CLEARLY REI DIDN'T KNOW THIS........
NOBODY DID......
EXCEPT FOR YOU, WHO DEFINITELY KNEW IT NATSUO.......
REI FUKUSHU PROJECTED HER THOUGHTS TO PEOPLE......
-----------------------------------------Iroh POV--------------------------------
"OH DEAR".......
THAT'S A UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE ROYAL RIDDLE THAT PRINCE NATSUO UNINTENTIONALLY TOSSED IN THE FRYE ROYAL FAMILY FOREVERMORE BECAUSE "NOBODY DID THAT" UNTIL PRINCE NATSUO CAME INTO THE PICTURE IN THE HISTORY OF THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF THIS ROYAL FAMILY SHITSTORM MS. REI FUKUSHU......
KEEP IN MIND THIS HAPPENED "WHILE QUIRK MADNESSES" OCCURRED IN A MENTALLY ILL MIDORIYA FAMILY MEMBER IN THEIR HISTORY BUT SUCH THINGS COULD AUTOMATICALLY BE JUSTIFIED AS "UNABLE TO BE ROYAL DUE TO NATURE OF MADNESS SPAWN"........
SUCH THINGS......
ARE......
"UNDISCIPLINED".....
LOOK.....
IN FRYE KINGDOM CULTURE, ESPECIALLY FOR THE ROYALS THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS "TRUE SPIRITUAL DISOWNING OR TRUE SPIRITUAL LINES THAT'S NOT CAPABLE OF INHERITANCE"........
THERE'S A WHOLE WORD FOR THAT......
"HARTAX"........
WHY IROH CAN SAY "I AM A FATHER OF MANY SAMURAI" BECAUSE THAT'S TRUE, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HE IS.......
IT'S WHY "SAMURAI CLANS EXIST" TO BEGIN WITH......
BECAUSE THEY ALL HAVE "ROYAL AND LEGITIMATE ANCESTRY".......
VERY FAINT MIND YOU BUT IT HAD TO BE RECORDED AND GIVEN A SMALL ROYAL PARCEL DUE TO THIS.....
IT'S HONOR......
REAL HONOR......
IROH MIDORIYA IS PRAYING THAT PRINCE NATSUO ACTUALLY "KEPT METICULOUS RECORDS" OF ALL OF HIS "ROYAL BEAST LINES".........
BECAUSE IT'LL BE A HORRIBLE NIGHTMARE TO TRY TO "FIND DRUNKEN STUPORED CHILDREN"......
THIS HAS HAPPENED IN THE MIDORIYA FAMILY BEFORE......
"PERSON COMING TO CLAIM ROYAL BLOOD AND TURNING INTO TRUTHFULNESS DUE TO DRUNKENNESS FROM A ROYAL"........
"PHANTOM BLOOD CLAIMS" ARE TAKEN HIGHLY SERIOUSLY IN ANY FRYE KINGDOM FAMILY LINE BUT ESPECIALLY IN THE MIDORIYA ROYAL FAMILY LINES.........
IF YOU MAKE A FALSE CLAIM HERE, YOU WILL BE EXECUTED AND ESPECIALLY IF YOU TRY TO "CLAIM ROYAL BLOOD"....
THAT'S "A HARTAX LAW" FOR A REASON.......
IROH'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY JEHOVAH WHILE HUMMING IN AGREEMENT........
-----------------------------------------------Thalia POV------------------------
"WHY WE COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND YOUR PANICKING AS A INSIGHTFUL ROYAL WITH SUCH CULTURAL CONCERNS IN MIND IROH MIDORIYA, BECAUSE THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT QUIRKED FATE IS LIKE BOTH BEFORE AND AFTER WE GOT SANE FROM PERMANENT QUIRK MADNESSES FOREVER"......
BASICALLY SPEAKING NATSUO TODOROKI'S DOOFUS DRUNK ASS MADE A GENEALOGY NIGHTMARE FOR A FAMILY THAT HAD TO "MAKE THAT SHIT RECORDED" BECAUSE OF "HARTAX".....
OF COURSE ANY ROYAL FAMILY SHITSTORM WOULD CALL GENETIC GLITCH ANIMAL SIRING PHENOMENON BULLSHIT "UNDISCIPLINED"....
BECAUSE THEY HAD TO "LEGITIMATE EVERYONE".....
ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVE "HARTAX" AS A CONCEPT TO CONFRONT IN YOUR CULTURAL BACKGROUND.......
LIKE YEAH.......
NO WONDER WHY "PHANTOM BLOOD CLAIMS" ARE TAKEN HIGHLY SERIOUSLY IN ANY FRYE KINGDOM FAMILY SHITSTORM......
BECAUSE THESE PEOPLE ARE HIGHLY ANAL WITH "IMMORTALIZATION THROUGH DESCENDENTS".......
WHY THAT SHIT CAN'T BE LOST IN HISTORY IN FRYE KINGDOM CITIZENSHIP.....
WHY THE PENALTY IS SO SEVERE IF YOU "LIE ABOUT YOUR GENETICS" IN FRYE KINGDOM CULTURE.....
YOU BET YOUR ASS THAT DR. INKO MIDORIYA AKA AZULA MADE HER OWN CATALOGING FOR ANY "HUMAN SHIT" FROM NATSUO TODOROKI AND IZUKU MIDORIYA IF SHE KNEW ABOUT IT.......
THALIA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD EXCEPT FOR IZUKU MIDORIYA BY DR. INKO MIDORIYA WHILE SIGHING AWKWARDLY AND WITH A SCANDALIZED VIBE.......
----------------------------------------------Zuko POV---------------------------
"I LOVE MY SON, BUT GOD BLESS I DIDN'T REALIZE HOW 'TEEN ME' ACTUALLY APPEARED UNTIL I GOT 'IZUKU' POP IN WITH HIS YOUNGLING SAMURAI CLAN LINE CREATION SHENANIGANS......I DIDN'T KNOW THAT NATSUO WAS HAVING A BUNCH OF UNDISCIPLINED KINK SEX BUT I FAITHFULLY RECORDED ALL OF HIS OWN SAMURAI CLAN LINE CREATION SHENANIGANS TOO"...........
YEAH......
OKAY.....
THANK YOU FOR YOUR REMEMBERING OF HARTAX LAW AND HOW THAT CRAP APPLIED TO YOU IN PARTICULAR AS A ROYAL PRINCESS INKO.........
OKAY THERE'S "THE AZULAIN SAMURAI CLANS" WITH TWO DISTINCT BRANCHES.......
THE NATSUOID BRANCH......
THE IZUKUID BRANCH....
HAND OVER THOSE RECORDINGS INKO.....
THAT'S NOT A REQUEST.....
THAT'S A ROYAL DECREE YOUR FRYE LORD DEMANDS YOU TO DO......
ZUKO'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD EXCEPT FOR IZUKU BY ADONAI WHILE NODDING IN AGREEMENT.......
------------------------------------------Enji POV----------------------------
"OF COURSE ZUZU, ALSO AS A GENERAL PRECAUTION I RECORDED ALL OF THE FUKUSHU LINEAGES IN EXISTENCE DUE TO THE FACT I DID MARRY THE MAN WHO ALREADY HAD TWO FUKUSHU KID SPAWN IN TOUYA AND FUYUMI.....GOD BLESS FUYUMI WITH HER GOOFINESS AND HOW SHE HANDLED HER CRAP EVEN THOUGH SHE WAS STEPPING ON EVERYBODY'S TOES, WORSE THEN ME AND THAT'S SAYING SOMETHING".........
*EMBARRASSED BLUSHING*........
WHY?????
ENJI TODOROKI "UNDERSTOOD" BUT WHY???????
*AWKWARDNESS INCARNATE INTENSIFYING FROM ACTUAL GOD HIMSELF IN THE GROUP CHAT*......
ENJI TODOROKI AKA ENDEAVOUR HAD HIS THOUGHTS PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY JEHOVAH WHILE HUMMING IN AWKWARD SOLIDARITY.......
-----------------------------------------Natsuo POV------------------------------
------------6 Hours Later---------------------
7AM...
Natsuo Todoroki had a major headache as he was naked and covered in love bruises and bites.....
Natsuo saw his mysteriously altered reflection......
Dark Green hair with two bright red stripes on the sides of his head where his ears are, dark greenish-blue eyes, and a very embarrassing hairy chubbiness like some kind of very bulky Viking.....
Laying down beside Natsuo, was a sleeping woman his age thereabouts and of course nine very confused adult animal kids of Natsuo's just looking at each other and generally behaving pretty well.........
All of these Animal Kids were in their Upright Forms....
Natsuo named these Animal Kids "NATSU+A NUMBER" so like "NATSUICHI" or "NATSUNANA" based on birth order.......
Natsuo awkwardly told his kiddos to warp away.......
Fortunately they all did.......
Natsuo got dressed and left this lover's bed.......
----------------2 Hours Later------------------------
9AM......
Natsuo Todoroki finished recording "THE NAME, THE QUIRK, AND THE SPECIES" of his latest batch of "FIRE CROTCH SPAWN" with that lover........
Natsuo had a embarrassing filing cabinet of "ANIMAL FIRE CROTCH SPAWN RECORDS" that spanned across 7 YEARS ever since Natsuo had his own horny desire kick in for the first time.......
*MAJORLY RELIEVED SIGH FROM A SLIGHTLY OLDER GENTLEMAN WITH TELEPATH POWERS IN THE GROUP CHAT FOR SOME REASON*..........
-----------------------------------------Iroh POV--------------------------------
"PHEW, THAT'S A RELIEF"........
AGREED INKO.....
IS IT A BIT "SPARSE" FOR IROH'S TRUE SCHOLARLY LIKING, ABSOLUTELY BUT AT LEAST "THE THREE CORE TENANTS" OF SUCH RECORDS OF "PRINCE NATSUO'S ROYAL BEAST LINES" IS WRITTEN DOWN.......
THE NAME.....
THE QUIRK.....
THE SPECIES.....
BUT QUIRKED ANIMAL HYBRIDIZATION PHENOMENON NOW EXISTS.......
YOU HAVE TO "RECORD YOUR ANIMAL GRANDCHILDREN AND ONWARD"....
YOU CAN'T LET THIS SHIT DIE.......
IT'S THE RESPONSIBILITY OF YOU TO "RECORD YOUR CHILDREN AND YOUR GRANDCHILDREN"....
ESPECIALLY IF THEY WERE MIXED RACE OR IN THE CASE OF ANIMAL HYBRIDIZATION, SPECIES....
89% OF ALL FYRE KINGDOM LEGAL DOCUMENTS IS "GENEALOGY RECORDS"....
IROH'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY JEHOVAH WHILE SIGHING AWKWARDLY BUT AGREEING WITH IROH'S LOGIC..........
-----------------------------------------Natsuo POV------------------------------
"YEAH I KNOW, I GOT MY ASS BAMBOOZLED BY YOUR BIO MOM TOO NATSUO"......
*EMBARRASSED BLUSHING*....
WHY IS NATSUO'S FAMILY LIKE THIS??????
LIKE NATSUO TODOROKI DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO REACT HERE......
LIKE......
ALL OF NATSUO'S DICKSPIT PRODUCED ANIMALS THUS FAR........
OF COURSE THERE'S THE ODD AND OCCASIONAL NAG THAT NATSUO HAD TO DEAL WITH THAT WANTED HIM TO BABYSIT HER BRATS ON OCCASION BUT SUCH THINGS ARE NORMAL ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE A BUSY LADY THAT'S GOTTA OTHER THINGS SO CALL UP YOUR BUD AND TELL HIM TO KEEP ON EYE THE KID FOR A BIT WHILE I DO THIS THINGY.......
*AWKWARDNESS INCARNATE INTENSIFYING FROM THE ENTIRE PLANET FOR SOME UNKNOWN REASON*........
----------------------------------------------Higeki POV-------------------------------
"AT LEAST YOU ARE TRYING".......
IT'S ODD.......
AS A QUIRKED LEOGAZE OF KATSUKI'S LINE MIND YOU, HIGEKI HAD THIS QUIRKED LION UNCLE THAT'S VERY, VERY, VERY, ANAL WITH RECORDING GENEALOGY OF "ALL CLAIMED ACHILLES ILK" REGARDLESS OF HOW THEY ARE IN CHARACTER AND SPIRIT...........
NOW THIS HUMAN CULTURE POPPED UP WITH THEIR VERY POWERFUL LOGIC BEHIND "WHY THEY WERE SO ANAL WITH RECORDING GENEALOGY".......
THERE'S A ENTIRE LIBRARY OF "CLAIMED ACHILLES ILK" THAT WAS WRITTEN DOWN BY UNCLE AKITARO AND HIS ENTIRE PRIDE OF LION CUBS AND OTHER HYBRID CUBS HAD CARNIVOROUS NATURE IN THEIR OTHER HALF.......
THIS LIBRARY IS FUCKING MASSIVE IN THE DOBUTSU COUNTRY OF LICKTIN AND IN NEW SEKMUT CITY........
IN FACT, THIS ANAL NATURE OF HIGEKI'S LION UNCLE AKITARO HERE IMPRESSED GRANDSIRE KATSUKI HIMSELF SO MUCH HE PROMOTED AKITARO TO "IMMORTAL AND ETERNAL GLORY STATUS"........
GRANDSIRE KATSUKI APPOINTED AKITARO TO BE "KING OF ALL LICKTIN"........
NOW THIS HUMAN CULTURE POPPED UP....
HIGEKI'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY A VERY PLEASED AND AMUSED IROH MIDORIYA WHILE CHUCKLING WARMLY........
----------------------------------------------Zuko POV---------------------------
"WHAT A GLORIOUS CREATURE THAT MADE IT HIS LIFE'S GLORY TO RECORD HIS OWN FATHER'S KINGSHIP AND LINEAGES AND HIS DEDICATED WORKS OF HIS PAWS GAVE HIM THE POWERFUL GIFT OF TRUE ROYALTY FOR HIM AND HIS FAMILY SHITSTORM BY HIS OWN HUMAN'S FATHER'S HAND"......
YEAH.......
OF COURSE JEHOVAH WOULD MAKE "A ROYAL BEAST" THAT HAD A HUMAN TEENAGE KING AS A FATHER "BE THAT WAY".....
BECAUSE JEHOVAH HIMSELF SAW THIS SHIT COMING FROM RAVVAUS AND ESPECIALLY IN FRYE KINGDOM CULTURE......
NOBODY IN THE FRYE KINGDOM WOULD HAVE "TAKEN KATSUKI BAKUGOU AKA ACHILLES SERIOUSLY" IF HE WASN'T "CARING ABOUT HIS OWN GENEALOGY" AS A FUCKING KING.......
THE FACT THAT KATSUKI BAKUGOU, DESPITE NOT BEING "THAT WAY PERSONALLY" SAW THE VALUE OF HIS SHIT BEING RECORDED AND GIVEN THIS PARTICULAR BRAT THAT WAS "THAT ANAL" ABOUT GENEALOGY RECORDS "TRUE IMMORTALITY, KINGSHIP, AND LEGITIMATION" IN A PROVINCE OF KATSUKI BAKUGOU'S REALMS IS EXCELLENT........
BECAUSE IT TOLD THE FRYE KINGDOM CULTURE ESPECIALLY THAT "THIS KID EVEN THOUGH HE DIDN'T HAVE THE CONFIDENCE TO OPENLY CALL HIMSELF A KING, ACTED ACCORDINGLY AND DID SHIT WITH HONOR".......
ALL KATSUKI BAKUGOU AKA ACHILLES DID WAS DO THE FRYE KINGDOM CULTURE EQUIVALENT OF "APPOINTING A HARTAX PRIESTHOOD" FOR HIS ENTIRE GENETICS.........
YEAH......
"GENEALOGY IS SPIRITUAL" IN FRYE KINGDOM CULTURE ESPECIALLY.......
BECAUSE OF "THE AVATAR PHENOMENA" ON RAVVAUS.......
ONE EVERY SINGLE GENERATION, THERE'S A PERSON WHO HAD ACCESS TO "FIRE/WATER/WIND/EARTH SHIT AT THE BASELINE LEVEL" AND CAN ACCESS "THE AVATAR STATE" THAT GAVE THE AVATAR "ALL THE QUIRK POWER OF EVERY SINGLE PAST LIFE AND ALL THE SKILLS AND TRAITS OF THE PAST AVATARS".....
WHY IT'S MORE LIKELY FOR "A AVATAR" TO POP UP IN "A PAST AVATAR'S FAMILY SHITSTORM"........
WHY OZARK DIPSHIT WANTED TO MAKE ZUKO'S MOM, A GRANDDAUGHTER OF AVATAR ROKU, HIS WIFE, WITH FORCE.....
BECAUSE HE WANTED "THE AVATAR, AS A SUPERWEAPON"...
AVATAR AANG IS DOING TO DIE SOON DUE TO COMPLICATIONS OF "LONG-TERM ICE AVATAR STASIS"......
THE AVATAR IS POWERFUL.......
BUT ALWAYS MORTAL......
THAT'S THE CURSE OF THE AVATAR.....
ZUKO'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY JEHOVAH WHILE HUMMING IN AGREEMENT........
-----------------------------------------Hitoshi POV----------------------------
"THY SISTERS OF FATE, THINE OWN BALANCE OF THY OWN STRINGS IS MAINTAINED BY MY OWN HAND".......
OKAY......
THE AVATAR CYCLE IS A FUCKING THING......
KYOSHI, ROKU, AANG........
THE NEXT AVATAR IS GOING TO BE "A WATER/ICE QUIRK WELDER CULTURED PERSON".......
GOING TO BE BORN THE INSTANT AVATAR AANG DIED......
THAT'S HOW IT WORKS.....
AVATAR AANG IS DYING.......
NO WONDER WHY RAVVAUS WOULD MAKE GENEALOGY SPIRITUAL...
BECAUSE IN THE CASE OF THE AVATAR PHENOMENA IT "IS".....
THE FIRST AVATAR......
A WATER KID.......
WINTER, SPRING, SUMMER, FALL AND WINTER ONCE MORE VERY SOON........
HITOSHI SHINSOU'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY JEHOVAH HIMSELF WHILE CHUCKLING IN ABSOLUTE JOY.....
----------------------------------------------Percy POV-------------------------------
"THY KNEW HIM PERCY"......
*STUNNED GASP*......
WHAT!!!!!!
WHO!!!!!
WHO THE FUCK WAS THE AVATAR IN THE DAWN OF QUIRKS ERA???!!!!!
PERCY'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY THE EQUALLY STUNNED MORAI SISTERS AND FOR GOOD REASON.........
-----------------------------------------------Thalia POV------------------------
"THY KNEW HIM IN CAMP HALF-BLOOD PERCY".....
ALRIGHT.........
YOU DON'T NEED TO TELL ANYONE EVERYTHING BUT "NARROW IT DOWN".....
"WHICH CABIN WAS HE IN?".......
THALIA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY JEHOVAH WHILE HUMMING IN AGREEMENT......
----------------------------------------------Percy POV-------------------------------
"CABIN SEVEN: THY ABODE OF LESTER'S MORTAL KIN"..........
YOU CAN'T ACTUALLY "BRING THIS APOLLO KID BACK" WITHOUT DESTROYING THE AVATAR CYCLE......
SO......
WHO???
PERCY'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY JEHOVAH WHILE HUMMING IN SOFT DELIGHT....
-----------------------------------------Lester POV------------------------------
"THY NAME WAS AUSTIN LAKE AT THINE BIRTH, HE COMPREHENDED ME, SERVED ME, AND I BLESSED THEE FOREVER".......
*HAPPY CRYING*....….
THANK YOU.......
THANK YOU FOR MAKING A CHILD OF A AFRICAN AMERICAN WOMAN THAT CONSTANTLY STRUGGLED WITH SOCIAL NUANCES AND THE HYPOCRISY OF CULTURE HAVE ETERNAL GLORY LIKE THAT......
THAT WAS A BLESSING MAINLY TO "MS. LAKE"......
LESTER WHITEWATER AKA APOLLO PROJECTED HIS THOUGHTS TO PEOPLE.....
----------------------------------------------Percy POV-------------------------------
"AVATAR KOVU WAS APPARENTLY ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL OF ALL MEN IN HIS ERA......HE DID MANY GREAT THINGS ON RAVVAUS.....VITALITY CAN'T EVER OCCUR IN A AVATAR, NOT FOR VERY LONG ANYWAY.......SOMETHING THAT AVATAR AANG IS CLEARLY DEALING WITH NOW SINCE HE ICED HIMSELF FOR A CENTURY"........
THAT'S SO BEAUTIFUL DR. INKO MIDORIYA AKA AZULA.....
"AVATAR KOVU"...
"ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL OF ALL MEN IN HIS ERA"....
A BLACK KID GOT THAT COMPLEMENTARY GESTURE....
A KID, WHO PERCY JACKSON KNEW HAD A LOT INTERNALIZED RACISM DUE TO BEING A BLACK KID THAT KEPT BEING CALLED "FUCKED UP THINGS" THAT MADE HIM FEEL "GROSS"......
THANK GOD FOR THAT GLORY.......
PERCY'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY THE MORAI SISTERS WHILE GIGGLING IN JOY.......
Percy Jackson continued training....
Chapter 10: The Shape of The Doomed Armies
Chapter Text
12PM........
ON SEPTEMBER 4TH.........
Tenya Iida AKA Legoshi was eating some food as he saw this new trio of transfer students that JEHOVAH HIMSELF TOLD EVERYONE TO PUT IN U.A. HIGH SCHOOL AND PUT THEM IN CLASS 1.B. for some reason.........
1. HIMIKO TOGA
2. SHEPHERD "HERD" SWORD
3. ALABASTER TORRINGTON
Tenya saw the grim and annoyed Shepherd "Herd" Sword, a Heteromorphic Crocodile Quirk Welder that had thick and sharp brown scales that partially shredded the male uniform of this Teenage Boy presumably as this kid had a crocodile head and tail along with the most gruesome claws on Herd Sword's hands and feet........
The burning and oddly beautiful brown eyes of Herd Sword had white vertical slits for pupils.......
Of course Higeki Bakugou, The Leogaze Student of Class 1.A. was quite chatty and friendly with Herd, even though Herd Sword awkwardly indulged this creature's questions and other antics but in a way that told everybody else that Herd was "NOT PARTICULARLY SOCIAL AND KINDA WANTED TO NOT MAKE FRIENDS BUT ALSO GENUINELY DIDN'T WANT TO BE RUDE TO A FRIENDLY FIGURE"........
For the first time in several days, ever since Herd Sword like the other two transfer students in Class 1.B. got introduced to everyone by Jehovah's own crap on the last day of August, Herd Sword ACTUALLY SPOKE, IN MULTIPLE SENTENCES THAT WASN'T "YES" OR "NO" in length........
"YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES A DARK AND HUMILIATING PUNISHMENT OCCURS TO A PERSON WHO HAD WHAT I CALL 'NEGATIVE KARMA' IN A CERTAIN AREA......I WAS BORN MIGHTY AND LEGENDARY EVEN MY CONCEPTION DUE TO MIRACLES......I WAS BORN WITH INCREDIBLE SAPIENTENCE FOR MY STATION ON THE SAPIENTLOGICAL PYRAMID.......I WAS GIVEN THE TITLE OF 'DAWNLIGHT' FOR MY BEAUTY AND STRENGTH OF SAPIENTENCE COMPARED TO OTHERS OF MY STATUS.....HOWEVER.....I BEHELD MAN, THAT DIDN'T LOOK LIKE MAN AND I GREW ARROGANT IN MY HEART".......
Nobody DARED BREATHE and especially Higeki, as Herd Sword continue the darkened and bitter backstory of their own shit......
"I GREW IN PRIDE IN THIS ONE AREA BUT, DESPITE THIS, I WAS HUMBLED EVERYWHERE ELSE AND THUS I ACCUMULATED GREAT POSITIVE KARMA IN EVERY SINGLE AREA, EXCEPT FOR ONE........I WAS GIVEN THE TITLE OF 'CENTURION' BY GOD HIMSELF AND GOD HIMSELF DELIGHTED IN ME......HOWEVER......MY PRIDE OF MY OWN SAPIENTENCE GREW 'BEYOND IT'S LIMIT' AND IN MY HUBRIS, SLAIN AND ATTEMPTED TO ENSLAVE MAN THAT DIDN'T LOOK LIKE MAN LONG AGO.......GOD STRIPPED ME AND MY POSITIVE KARMA DOWN, DEGLOVED MY VERY SAPIENTENCE, SEALED MY DESIRE FOR TENDERNESS, AND TRANSFIGURED MY VERY NATURE, SOUL, BODY, AND MIND FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE UNTIL I DIED THE FIRST TIME AS A DEBASED FIGURE....I HOWEVER WAS STILL DEVOTED TO MY GOD AND RIGHT BEFORE I DIED THE FIRST TIME LONG AGO, I GENUINELY REPENTED AND BEGGED FOR FORGIVENESS.......WHEN I DIED, I FOUND MYSELF IN HEAVEN, IN MY FULL AND BEAUTIFUL GLORY BOTH IN BORN SAPIENTENCES AND TRUE BEAUTY IN FORM AND SOUL......JEHOVAH, WHO I HAVE SEEN HIS VEILED FACE AND NAME, EMBRACED ME AND SAID ESSENTIALLY 'YOU MAY HAVE FALLEN FROM GRACE IN YOUR FIRST LIFE BUT, ONLY BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T COMPREHEND THE NATURE OF HETEROMORPHIC QUIRKED MAN' AND TOLD ME 'WHEN THE DARKNESS OF THE DOOMED ARMIES CAST THEIR SHADOW OVER ALL THE EARTH, I WILL GIVE YOU A SECOND CHANCE TO BE MY CENTURION AND THE DAWNLIGHT ONCE MORE AND GREATER'.......THE SCARS OF MY BIGOTRY STILL LINGERS IN THE WORLD THOUGH, SUCH DARKNESS CALLED THEMSELVES THE CREATURE REJECTION CLAN AND THEY WERE TRULY MALEVOLENT AND THEY WERE ALLIES OF THE MORIA".........
Higeki, The Leogaze just held Herd's hand and kissed it as he weeped quietly but he whispered softly and nervously......
"YOU ENDURED YOUR PUNISHMENT BUT, YOU DID THE ONE THING THAT ACTUAL SATAN NEVER DID.......
"GENUINELY REPENT".......
YOU KNOW YOUR TRUE PLACE IN THE WORLD AND ESPECIALLY WHAT HETEROMORPHIC ANIMAL QUIRK WELDER HUMANS ARE IN THEIR NATURE THAT COULDN'T BE UNDERSTOOD IN THE DAWN OF QUIRKS ERA BY YOU......TELLING THIS DARKNESS AND HORROR STORY BEHIND YOUR ORIGINS DEFINITELY GAVE YOU 'ALL YOUR POSITIVE KARMA' BACK AND THAT'S WHY JEHOVAH HIMSELF HAD GIVEN YOU SUCH A BEAUTIFUL NAME THAT HAD INCREDIBLY POSITIVE CONNOTATION SYMBOLISM FOR HIS OWN ASS.......SHEPHERD SWORD".........
--------------------------------------------Fenrir POV------------------------------
"THY OWN GRIEF TO STRIP THINE OWN CENTURION OF ALL THY BEAUTY AND GLORY WOUNDED ME IN THINE OWN SPIRIT EVEN THOUGH IT HAD TO BE DONE.......I HOWEVER ALWAYS BEHELD THINE OWN CENTURION'S REPENTANCE IN THY OWN STRINGS AND EYES.......WHY I EMBRACED THY OWN PRODIGAL CHILD AND TOLD THEE OF THY OWN PLAN AND GAVE THY OWN CENTURION THINE WEIGHTED COVERING AND THY VEILED NAME OF SHEPHERD SWORD.......HERD AMONG OTHER NAMES CAN NOW CALL THYSELF 'DAWNLIGHT' AND 'CENTURION' FOREVERMORE SINCE HERD AMONG OTHER NAMES, TOLD THINE OWN STORY OF WOE AND FALL IN HONEST TRUTH WITHOUT THINE CENSOR".........
THAT IS THE MOST HORRIFIC THING TO DO TO A GENUINE QUIRKED CROCODILE BUT HOLY SHIT NO WONDER WHY YOU HAD TO "DO THAT" JEHOVAH.......
BECAUSE THIS TEENAGED CROCODILE "TRIED TO ENSLAVE HUMANS, WHILE BELIEVING THESE PEOPLE WERE FELLOW QUIRKED ANIMALS"........
THAT'S TWO LEVELS OF HUBRIS, ONE INTENTIONAL AND UNINTENTIONAL.......
LIKE HIGEKI, AS A QUIRKED ANIMAL KNEW EXACTLY "WHAT HERD SWORD IS".......
THAT'S EXTREMELY IRONIC HOW "THE CREATURE REJECTION CLAN" WAS LITERALLY "FOUNDED BY A QUIRKED ANIMAL, A LITERAL CROCODILE"...…....
A HUMAN HATE GROUP THAT "HATED HETEROMORPHIC ANIMAL QUIRK HOLDING HUMANS AND ESPECIALLY QUIRKED ANIMALS"........
FENRIR PROJECTED HIS THOUGHTS TO THE WORLD AND FOR DAMN GOOD REASON........
-----------------------------------------------Nezu POV------------------------------
"JESUS THAT'S HORRIFYING BUT AT LEAST QUIRKED CROCODILE GOT EVERYTHING GOOD BACK THE INSTANT THIS CREATURE TOLD IT'S OWN DARK AND SCARY FALL WITHOUT CENSORING SHIT"........
YEAH MORAI SISTERS.......
ONE OF THE SUREFIRE WAYS TO "DETECT A ANIMAL IN A UPRIGHT FORM AND A REAL HUMAN WITH A HETEROMORPHIC ANIMAL QUIRK" IS AMPUTATION......
"IF IT'S A PAW IT'S A ANIMAL, IF IT'S A HAND IT'S A MAN".......
BEASTWALKERS ARE A TAD BIT DIFFERENT AND MORE SUBTLE THOUGH SINCE THEY "BECOME A TRUE QUIRKED BEAST, BUT THEY KEEP THEIR HUMAN SAPIENTENCE".......
*TERRIFIED HORROR VIBES*........
GOD ALMIGHTY........
THAT IS SO HORRIBLE........
"A HUMAN LUCIFER"........
THAT BECAME A QUIRKED CROCODILE........
IN EVERYTHING.......
EVEN IN LESSER SAPIENTENCE.......
SOMETHING ONLY GOT RESTORED AFTER DEATH SINCE THIS HUMAN LUCIFER, THIS DAWNLIGHT, THIS CENTURION, GENUINELY REPENTED AND BEGGED FOR FORGIVENESS RIGHT BEFORE THEY DIED THE FIRST TIME......
OF COURSE SHEPHERD "HERD" SWORD WOULD BE A BEASTWALKER........
IN A SHAPE THAT WAS THEIR OWN PUNISHMENT........
NEZU'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD EXCEPT FOR "THE CREATURE REJECTION CLAN" AND "HERD SWORD" BY JEHOVAH WHILE WEEPING IN HEARTBROKEN SORROW.........
----------------------------------------------Percy POV---------------------------
"THY SILVER CENTURION, THY ONLY HUMAN THAT FAILED THY MORAL DILEMMA TEST REGARDING THY AFFAIRS OF THINE QUIRKED ANIMAL PETS IN HUMAN HISTORY"........
OH SHIT.......
YEAH.......
THOSE "FEARS" OF GLOBAL HUMANITY FOR CENTURIES OF "QUIRKED ANIMAL CRUELTY" IS WELL-FOUNDED BECAUSE "SOMEBODY DID FLUNK THAT TEST".....
WHY HERD GENUINELY BELIEVED THAT THEY COULD "DO THAT SHIT" IN THE DAWN OF QUIRKS ERA.......
BECAUSE THEY SAW "ANIMALS AS LESSER" BUT DIDN'T COMPREHEND "HETEROMORPHIC ANIMAL QUIRK WELDERS" AS ANYTHING BUT A FUCKING ANIMAL IN THE UPRIGHT FORM.........
THAT'S THE HORROR OF IT.......
BECAUSE HERD SWORD "TRIED TO DO THAT, TO INNOCENT PEOPLE" BUT HAD ZERO IDEA THAT THEY WERE "TRYING TO ENSLAVE FELLOW HUMANS" BECAUSE THEY WOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT HORRIBLE BEHAVIOR TOWARDS "A HUMAN"........
WHY JEHOVAH HAD TO PUNISH "HUMAN LUCIFER" THAT HARSHLY.......
BECAUSE THE RAMIFICATIONS OF "THE CENTURION FALL" IS STILL OUT THERE.........
BUT THAT'S ALSO WHY THE CREATURE REJECTION CLAN DIDN'T GET "THE HUMAN LUCIFER SPEECH".......
BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO BELIEVE THAT "OH YEAH YOUR SHIT IS TRUE HYPOCRISY DOWN TO IT'S VERY FUNDAMENTAL FOUNDATIONS"........
THESE DIPSHITS ARE GOING TO IDEOLOGICALLY CANNIBALIZE THEMSELVES......
BECAUSE ALL THEY KNOW IS THIS......
"A HUMAN QUIRK SUPREMACIST HATE GROUP WAS FOUNDED BY A QUIRKED CROCODILE".........
WHICH IS KINDA TRUE.......
BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT HERD BECAME IN "POST-DAWNLIGHT FALL"......
PERCY'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD EXCEPT FOR "THE CREATURE REJECTION CLAN" BY JEHOVAH WHILE HUMMING IN AGREEMENT....
-----------------------------------Amanda (Herd) POV---------------------------
"PONDER THY HEART FOR THINE MOMENT PERCY, WHY WOULD I MAKE THY DISGRACED CENTURION INTO THY CROCODILE?".......
AMANDA ARMSTRONG OR SHEPHERD "HERD" SWORD KNEW THIS TRUTH BUT GO AHEAD AND TRY TO FIGURE IT OUT....
THINK......
WHAT IS BIG AND SCARY IN ALL OF HUMAN FOLKLORE THAT EXISTED ONLY IN FOLKTALES FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS BEFORE QUIRKS BECAME A THING????
THIS IS A UNIVERSAL MYTHIC CREATURE BUT NEVER EXISTED UNTIL QUIRKS CAME ALONG....
WHAT'S THE CLOSEST THING TO "THAT MYSTERY CREATURE" THAT "ACTUALLY EXISTED" PRE-QUIRK ERA HISTORICAL RECORDS???????
THE SYMBOLIC WEIGHT IS THE SAME FUCKING THING.......
SOMETHING THAT AMANDA NEVER FORGOT.......
AMANDA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD EXCEPT FOR "THE CREATURE REJECTION CLAN" BY ADONAI/JEHOVAH HIMSELF WHILE CENSORING HER "HUMAN NAME" AND USING HIS "SHAKESPEARE ACCENT" TO COMMUNICATE THIS PARTICULAR POSITION CURRENTLY.........
-----------------------------------------------Thalia POV------------------------
"TIS THY DRAGON".....
DAMN.......
OKAY HERD IS A FUCKING TEENAGE GIRL......
"CROC VOICE" IS MUCH DEEPER AND HARSHER THAN MOST PEOPLE, EVEN FOR A CROCODILE QUIRK WELDER GIRL......
HOWEVER THE BEAUTY OF THE GROUP CHAT IS "HEARING THE AUTHENTIC SOUL VOICES" OF THINGS.....
JEHOVAH CAN'T LIE ABOUT JACKSHIT......
HUMAN SOULS CAN'T LIE ABOUT JACKSHIT ABOUT THEIR OWN "SOUL'S GENDER IDENTITY".......
THAT'S THE BEAUTY OF THE GROUP CHAT......
IF YOU HEAR "A GIRL'S VOICE" FROM "A TEENAGE BOY, PHYSICALLY" THEN THAT SHOULD TELL YOU SOMETHING IMPORTANT........
ALSO OF COURSE JEHOVAH PERSONALLY HAD TO MAKE "FALLEN HERD" INTO A LITERAL "DRAGON" SYMBOLICALLY AND GENUINELY WHILE STAYING TRUE TO THIS TEENAGE GIRL'S DAWN OF QUIRKS ERA NARRATIVE AND SANE PERSPECTIVE REGARDING FUCKING "DRAGONS".......
THALIA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD EXCEPT FOR THE CREATURE REJECTION CLAN BY ADONAI WHILE NODDING IN AGREEMENT........
-----------------------------------------Hitoshi POV-----------------------------
"INDEED, WHY INKO'S BETA GROUP CHAT WHENEVER SHE WAS CHILD WAS BEAUTIFUL BUT REALLY TRAGIC".......
Hitoshi Shinsou hummed in deep thought......
Hitoshi got up from his seat in the cafeteria, threw his trash away, and snuck out of U.A. High School Property......
A odd chill like Hitoshi was being watched briefly tickled the back of his neck but he stealthily made his way to The Mufusfufu Forest.......
Hitoshi grabbed a terrified Quirkless and Wounded Sparrow that was laying on the ground underneath a tree in his hands.....
Hitoshi spoke calmly while intentionally activating his Quirk......
"SPEAK"......
Of course this bird, in it's terror, chirped loudly and fucking immediately it got Brainwashed by Hitoshi's powers due to it "VERBALLY RESPONDING".......
Hitoshi ordered The Sparrow......
"GAIN A UNSTEALABLE QUIRK AND BECOME MY PET".......
To Hitoshi's own astonishment, this Sparrow gained a Upright Form that's immune to Transformation Straining that looked like a human boy that had a Heteromorphic Songbird Quirk that was crying due to a wound on his shoulder.......
Curious but concealing his own shock and surprise, Hitoshi activated his Quirk while saying......
"SPEAK".....
Of course the pain of this Quirked Sparrow made a wordless cry which made this creature immediately get brainwashed by Hitoshi's powers due to a technical "VERBAL RESPONSE"...
Hitoshi ordered The Quirked Sparrow....
"HEAL YOUR WOUND AND GAIN A PERMANENT QUIRK AWAKENING".......
To the absolute amazement of Hitoshi's own shit, The Quirked Sparrow got his shoulder wound HEALED COMPLETELY.......
Disguising his own shock and surprise, Hitoshi asked his new minion if he was alright......
The Quirked Sparrow replied with a stunned and enraptured tone of voice.....
"ARE YOU A GOD?".....
Hitoshi told this Minion a semi-truth by saying....
"I AM NOT A GOD, BUT DELUSIONS OF MADNESS WOULD MISTAKE ME AS SUCH SINCE I AM A PAGAN FOLKTALE QUIRK WELDER OF MANY THINGS"........
The Quirked Sparrow turned into his True Shape and fluttered to perch on Hitoshi's Shoulder before asking Hitoshi in a very soothing and overwhelmingly excited voice.....
"SO MASTER, WHAT WILL YOU HAVE ME DO?????? YOU DO NOT NEED TO USE YOUR POWER TO GET ME TO DO YOUR BIDDINGS SINCE YOU HAVE ALREADY PROVEN YOUR GREAT BENEVOLENCE TO ME BY GIVING ME THESE STRANGE POWERS AND HEALING MY CRIPPLED WING"........
Hitoshi told his new minion calmly.......
"GO HARU, FIND ME A QUIRKLESS INSECT OR SOME OTHER SMALL CREATURE AND BRING IT TO ME ALIVE WITHOUT ANY HARM SO I CAN MAKE A SECOND MINION BUT BE SWIFT ABOUT IT"........
Haru, The Sparrow flew away.......
----------------------------------------------Shouta POV------------------------------
"HOW THE FUCK IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE FOR A TEMPORARY BRAINWASHING QUIRK WELDER BOY EVEN IF HE IS A PAGAN FOLKTALE QUIRK WELDER VARIETY OF THE SORT?".......
VALID REACTION MORAI SISTERS......
WHAT THE HELL???????
The World awkwardly watched as Haru, The Sparrow brought a very scared and understandably annoyed Quirkless Butterfly that Hitoshi Shinsou casually and nonchalantly MADE GAIN A UNSTEALABLE QUIRK and other shit just by COMMANDING IT SO with his own Quirk's Powers that definitely needed some type of "QUIRK ANALYSIS REPORT" like how The Legoshi Quirk Analysis Reports had to be a thing.......
Of course Hitoshi Shinsou was COMPLETELY UNAWARE of everyone watching his casually terrifying ass just collecting small animals like a Disney Princess to make as minions and pets so nonchalantly.......
After collecting two more small birds like Haru, three different butterflies in total thus far, and three small geckos, Hitoshi Shinsou was just sitting on the ground like a regular ol' Disney Princess with all of his animal friends in their true shapes as tiny beasts, hanging out on his head or shoulders....
Naturally these awestruck animals initially thought Hitoshi Shinsou was A GOD but after Hitoshi Shinsou told them the truth of the shit about his quirk and his humanity, these critters accepted such explanations........
One of Hitoshi Shinsou's Butterfly Pets asked Hitoshi Shinsou in an masculine and calm voice like a adult butler servant.....
"MASTER HITOSHI, NOW YOU COLLECTED SOME SERVANTS, WHAT IS THE NEXT DIRECTIVE?"...
Hitoshi Shinsou told this adult butterfly hanging out on his cheek in it's true shape......
"ZENICHI, I KNOW THAT MORE WHITEWATER OLD TIMERS ARE STIRRING BUT FOR WHATEVER REASON, THEY AREN'T SHOWING THEMSELVES....LEO VALDEZ, JASON GRACE, PIPER MCLEAN, AND ESPECIALLY THAT OTHER ONE WITH THAT DRAGON SCAR, ARE OUT THERE.....I WANT YOU AND YOUR FELLOW BUTTERFLIES TO SCOUT THE SURROUNDING AREA ALONG WITH A BIRD BODYGUARD ZENICHI.......THE THREE GECKOS WILL REMAIN WITH ME AND THEY WILL BE QUIET OBSERVERS ON U.A. HIGH SCHOOL PROPERTY AND JUST ANALYZE THE GENERAL MORALE OF THE STUDENT POPULATION THERE".......
All of these Animal Pets of Hitoshi Shinsou scattered either by flying or warping away from their human master's presence.......
Hitoshi Shinsou was discreetly being put asleep by The Morai Sisters' Sleep Inducing Quirk Shit but unlike Tenya Iida's feral ass, Hitoshi Shinsou resisted this shit by swinging his arm so hard that a powerful whirlwind blasted the barely visible sleep dust of The Morai Sisters away........
Hitoshi Shinsou stood up, rubbed his eyes, and groaned weakly in slight irritation........
Shouta Aizawa AKA Eraserhead watched as something FAR MORE POWERFUL THAN THE MORAI SISTERS was forcing Hitoshi Shinsou to get sleepy and relaxed but, this kid was going bonkers trying to shake off this shit from probably Jehovah or something similar, snarling and swiping the air like Hitoshi Shinsou was scratching a invisible threat.........
Shouta sighed as he watched as Hitoshi Shinsou was groaning and wordlessly growling like a animal but this kid was slowing down........
After several minutes of this insomniac kid struggling to stay awake, Hitoshi Shinsou fell to his knees and then fell forward while sleeping like a stone.......
The Group Chat clicked off whenever The Morai Sisters appeared beside Hitoshi Shinsou to collect his ass to make their report.....
-----------------------------------------Inko POV---------------------------
"TIME FOR OUR QUIRK ANALYSIS REPORT FOR HITOSHI SHINSOU'S QUIRK'S BULLCRAP"......
Immediately after this title blurb from The Morai Sisters in The Group Chat, Dr. Inko Midoriya AKA Azula, saw a image of a broken prison with melted steel bars in The Group Chat with The Following Title Card in Adonai's Handwriting that was damn near identical to Jehovah's Handwriting but the way to TELL THE DIFFERENCE between those two figures was THE DIALECT and in this current situation, it was THE MODERN DAY SHIT......
"THE CATHARTIC AGAI KAI, THE DISGRACED LORD OZARK VS. THE PHOENIX PRINCESS INKO: COMING SOON".......
Inko cracked her knuckles before saying out loud.........
"BRING IT ON MOTHERFUCKER!".........
*ANGRY AND VENGEFUL SEETHING FROM OZARK IN THE GROUP CHAT*........
Inko saw Jehovah perform a minor miracle on her body to make her "IN PRIME PHYSICAL HEALTH AND ATHLETIC CONDITION FOR A 40 YEAR OLD WOMAN" as the powerful and regal garb/armor of A HIGH PRINCESS of The Fyre Kingdom appeared on Inko's body...
Inko exhaled blue flame from her mouth for the first time in ages as she was about to put her hair up but she realized that THIS WAS ALREADY DONE FOR HER while in the hairstyle of A HIGH PRINCESS of The Frye Kingdom........
Inko was then warped to a rocky wasteland, the same damn place outside The Earth Nation that Avatar Aang fought Ozark during The Sozin Comet battle as a 12 year old boy in everything but chronological age.....
Before her, Inko saw a aggravatingly beautiful elderly man with sliver hairs that used to be black and with anger in his dark green eyes that had all the same clothes and armor as A HIGH PRINCE of The Frye Kingdom like HE ALWAYS SHOULD HAVE BEEN instead of what ACTUALLY HAPPENED........
Inko calmly told this disgraced man........
"LOOK AT YOUR GARB, EVEN JEHOVAH HIMSELF GAVE YOU DIGNITY AS WHAT YOU ALWAYS WERE AND SUPPOSED TO BE FOR YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE OZARK MIDORIYA"....
This highly annoyed man spoke with a very polished but venomously angry voice towards Inko......
"YOU DARE LECTURE ME CHILD????? WHERE IS YOUR AMBITION AND GILE FOR THE THRONE AZULA??????? WHY DID YOU HOLD BACK YOUR STRENGTH SO LONG AGO CHILD, IF YOU CAN DO SUCH GODLIKE FEATS IN YOUR QUIRK?????? I FAVORED YOU, I MADE YOU MY PRECIOUS SUCCESSOR SO WHY TOSS THAT ASIDE TO BE SOME FOREIGN DOCTOR AMONG MEN THAT HAVE NO DIGNITY LIKE YOUR HUSBAND CHILD?"........
Inko spoke with the most flat, monotone, and serene tone of voice towards this man she called Father.......
"ARE YOU BLIND?????? DO YOU NOT COMPREHEND THE WOMAN BEFORE YOU??????? WE ARE BOTH EQUALLY RANKED IN THE STATE OF OUR BIRTH AS SECOND BORN OZARK, THAT'S ALL WE ARE AND ALL WE WILL EVER BE IN HISTORY......A HIGH PRINCE AND A HIGH PRINCESS.......THOU SCRATCHED THINE HEAVENS WITH THY OWN HUBRIS".....
High Prince Ozark spoke with a ironically cold and icy venom in his mouth towards Inko.........
"HOW DARE YOU??? I PUT THE FRYE LORD THRONE IN YOUR HANDS, GAVE YOU THE TITLE OF PHOENIX FYRE LORD FOREVERMORE, AND HANDED YOU ALL OF RAVVAUS ON A PLATE AND YET YOU ARE JUST GOING TO PRATTLE ON ABOUT HIERARCHY LIKE MY INSUFFERABLE BROTHER?".........
Inko exhaled blue flame from her mouth before saying in a stern and calm voice towards Ozark.......
"IT IS THE GLORY OF GOD TO CONCEAL A MATTER BUT IT'S THE GLORY OF KINGS TO SEEK OUT A MATTER.......IF YOU UNDERSTOOD THAT, THEN YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN THE GREATEST FRYE LORD TO EVER WALK ACROSS RAVVAUS.......CRUELTY DIDN'T MAKE YOU A KING, IT MADE YOU A TYRANT......PEOPLE DO HONOR THE TITLE YOU BESTOWED ON ME, BUT CORRECTED IT TO FIT THE TRUTH......
"THE PHOENIX PRINCESS AZULA"......
YOU'RE A COWARD THAT RAN AWAY FROM A ADULT OPPONENT, MAIMED A CHILD THAT WAS SURRENDERING TO YOU IN HIS PEACEMAKER NATURE, AND WHEN YOU DID FIGHT, IT WAS AGAINST A TWELVE YEAR OLD BOY THAT COMPLETELY KICKED YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ASS DESPITE THAT FIERY ROCK BOOSTING YOUR STRENGTH!".......
Ozark was absolutely fuming with fury but he spoke sternly and darkly towards Inko while exhaling red flame from his mouth.......
"I FOUGHT AGAINST THE AVATAR THEN!!!! YOU COULDN'T EVEN FIGHT AGAINST A PATHETIC SOUTHERN WATER TRIBE GIRL AND A BANISHED AND DISAVOWED PRINCE BY YOURSELF WHENEVER YOU CONQUERED BAI SING SAI!!!!! I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING, YOU UNGRATEFUL GIRL!".....
Dr. Inko Midoriya AKA Azula got into her old and very unorthodox fighting stance with her fingers extended unlike the typical Frye Kingdom Fighting Form with closed fists before saying calmly and ferociously towards her dad....
"DON'T WORRY DADDY, I WILL MAKE YOUR DEATH A VERY SPECIAL AND GLORIOUS THING, SOMETHING THAT I DIDN'T WANT TO GIVE YOU BUT I WILL, SINCE I'M SO KIND TO A FRAIL, PATHETIC, AND DISGUSTING OLD GEEZER!"........
High Prince Ozark immediately got into a perfect fighting form that had been taught to him by centuries of tradition.....
Chapter 11: The Cathartic Fight: Azula and Ozark
Chapter Text
1PM......
ON SEPTEMBER 4TH.........
Izuku Midoriya AKA Deku was in absolute awe and terrified wonder as he, like his entire family, his friends, and The Entire Planet watched as The Group Chat showed Azula and Ozark begin THE BATTLE......
It was a fucking beautiful and elegant but also horrifying and dreadful dance with fire and lightning between Two Equally Ranked Royals, Two Second Born, Two Prodigies, Two Divinely Altered, Two Primed Athletic Figures For Their Ages, and A Elderly Father Against A Adult Daughter.......
Izuku's Mom had this beautiful and feminine but, also sharp and fierce fighting style that looked like her two fingers on each hand were like fiery and sharp swords in terms of how it was used to SLASH AND CUT instead of the other fighting style from Ozark that was designed to BASH AND BLAST like Kacchan's baseline shit.......
Of course Aizawa Sensei made his own teacher's commentary towards everyone in The Cafeteria of U.A. High School in a very calm and collected tone of voice towards everyone.......
"NOW, CHILDREN THESE ARE TWO DIFFERENT AND COMPLETELY SEPARATE WAYS TO TRULY USE A FIRE QUIRK......THIS PARTICULAR FIGHTING STYLE OF THE PRO HEROINE AZULA IS DESIGNED WITH PRECISION AND RAPIDLY SHARP JABS, USING HER QUIRK LIKE SWORDS AND BINDING ROPES......HOWEVER, DUE TO THE INTENSITY AND BRIGHTNESS OF PRO HEROINE AZULA'S FIRE/LIGHTNING QUIRK AT THE BASELINE STRENGTH, THIS PARTICULAR CRAP IS WAY TOO LETHAL AND COLLATERALLY DESTRUCTIVE AGAINST MOST OPPONENTS.......NOW, LOOK AT THE SUPERVILLAIN OZARK AND HIS FIGHTING STYLE, YOU MAY NOTICE THAT THIS MAN IS USING CLOSED FISTS AND THROWING PUNCHES OF FLAME TO ATTEMPT TO DISORIENT AND OVERPOWER HIS YOUNGER PRO HEROINE OPPONENT WITH STRONG BLITZ ATTACKS.......HOWEVER, THIS MAN IS WASTING PRECIOUS ENERGY AND OVERTAXING HIS OWN QUIRK'S CAPABILITIES DUE TO THE WEAKER AND COOLER NATURE OF HIS FIRE/LIGHTNING QUIRK AT THE BASELINE LEVEL IN DIRECT CONTRAST TO HIS OPPONENT".......
Fucking immediately after this powerful Teacher's Commentary towards U.A. Students in Real Time, Both Izuku's Mom and Ozark fucking SWAPPED FIGHTING STYLES with such incredibly swift and clinical skill it was honestly FUCKING HORRIFIC TO WATCH.......
Izuku's Mom and Wicked Grandpa were just fighting against each other with their now swapped out fighting styles that was more jagged, more clumsy, and more uncomfortable for them both.......
Aizawa Sensei's Teacher's Commentary continued in the background as he spoke sternly and calmly towards everyone in the cafeteria as The Group Chat was showing this Violent and Dark Agai Kai in real time.......
"NOW, THIS PARTICULAR TACTIC OF BOTH OF THESE FIERY QUIRKED OPPONENTS JUST DID IS VERY IMPORTANT TO ANALYZE.....THIS PARTICULAR TACTIC IN PRO HEROICS IS CALLED 'STYLE SWITCHING' AND IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANY PRO HEROIC TRAINING AND/OR HAVEN'T HAD IN A REAL FIGHT SITUATION WITH YOUR QUIRK'S BULLCRAP FOR A VERY LONG TIME LIKE THESE TWO, IT'S HIGHLY DANGEROUS TO ACTUALLY DO FOR YOURSELF AND YOUR OPPONENT.......YOU PROBABLY ALREADY HAVE NOTICED THAT THESE PEOPLE ARE BOTH EQUALLY STRUGGLING WITH THE OTHER'S TRUE AND AUTHENTIC FIGHTING STYLES FOR VARIOUS REASONS AND I WILL CERTAINLY EXPLAIN WHY......
AZULA PROBLEM:
1. A NON-LETHAL FIGHTING STYLE DESIGNED TO DISORIENT A OPPONENT IN THE HANDS OF A UNSKILLED WOMAN WHO HAD A GREATER FIREPOWER THEN MOST FRYE KINGDOM PEOPLE IN THEIR GENERALIZED FIRE QUIRKS WILL MAKE FAR GREATER DAMAGE THEN THE CLINICAL AND LETHAL PRECISION THIS WOMAN IS USED TO USING IN TERMS OF HER OWN FIGHTING STYLE
OZARK PROBLEM:
1. A HIGHLY SPECIALIST AND LETHAL PRECISION FIGHTING STYLE DESIGNED FOR DISMEMBERMENT AND TRUE EXECUTION OF A OPPONENT IN THE HANDS OF A UNSKILLED MAN WHO HAD A WEAKER AND COOLER NATURE OF HIS FIREPOWER WILL MAKE IT FAR MORE LIKELY FOR THIS PARTICULAR MAN TO UNINTENTIONALLY HURT HIMSELF
WATCH"......
Like a immediate prophecy being fulfilled, Ozark's fire WHIPPED BACKWARDS TOWARDS HIS OWN FACE AND BURNED HIS FACE SEVERELY and Izuku's Mom unintentionally harmed herself by accidently blinding her own eyes with her own blue flames........
After the two fighters semi-recovered from their own unintentional self-harm, Ozark spoke with a stern and angry voice towards Izuku's Mom.......
"YOU DISHONOR THE TRUE TRADITIONS OF THE FRYE KINGDOM ROYAL FAMILY FIGHTINGS ARTS AZULA IF YOU DO SOMETHING SO CARELESS WITH YOUR FLAME!"......
Aizawa Sensei's Teacher's Commentary continued in a more darker and more stern manner towards everyone in the cafeteria.....
"THIS IS A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF A PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE TACTIC FROM A OLDER SUPERVILLAIN MAN WHO IS TRYING TO GASLIGHT HIS YOUNGER PRO HEROINE OPPONENT'S PERSPECTIVE OF HER OWN SKILL AND HOW THIS RELATES DIRECTLY TO HER OWN CULTURAL HERITAGE AND PATRIOTIC NATURE.....NOW, WATCH HOW AZULA REACTS BECAUSE WHAT SHE DOES NEXT WILL ABSOLUTELY DETERMINE THE OUTCOME OF THIS MATCHUP".......
Ozark spoke very loudly and sternly towards Aizawa Sensei......
"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DISGRACED AND ORPHANED WHORESON THAT HAD NO REGALITY IN HIS VEINS!".......
With a fucking BRUTAL AND SUDDEN EFFICIENCY that came out of nowhere while everyone was focused on Ozark's shit, a powerful lighting bolt COMPLETELY DECAPITATED THIS SUPERVILLAIN........
*POWERFUL AND VICTORIOUS MUSIC INSTRUMENTALS PLAYING IN THE GROUP CHAT*..........
Aizawa Sensei's Teacher's Commentary continued in a more professional and courteous manner towards everyone in The Cafeteria........
"THAT IS A FLAWLESS WIN FOR PRO HEROINE AZULA AND I WILL DIRECTLY LET YOU CHILDREN KNOW WHY......SEE, OZARK GEARED HIMSELF UP IN A VICTORY FOR HIS OWN ASS NO MATTER WHAT AZULA DID IN TERMS OF INACTION/ACTION OR VERBAL RESPONSE/MUTED RESPONSE BUT HE FUCKING BLEW IT WHENEVER HE DECIDED TO TRY TO GET INTO A GENUINE SPECTATOR'S HEAD WITH HIS PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE TACTICS......THAT ARROGANCE AND THAT CALLUSED PHRASE DIRECT TO A INNOCENT CIVILIAN IN THIS SITUATION THAT ONLY DID A VERBAL COMMENTARY FROM OZARK'S OWN MOUTH ALLOWED DR. INKO MIDORIYA TO LAND A SURPRISE ATTACK SINCE ALL OF OZARK'S ATTENTION WAS DIRECTED TOWARDS SOMETHING COMPLETELY DISCONNECTED FROM HIS OWN SURROUNDINGS......HOWEVER, THE MAIN REASON WHY THIS PARTICULAR AZULA WIN WAS POSSIBLE WAS ACTUALLY DO TO INSTINCTIVE CRAP HERE......DR. INKO MIDORIYA'S AKA AZULA'S RENKIN KODAMA QUIRK BULLSHIT WAS A APEX OMMI INSTINCTIVE PERSONALITY AND LEVEL OF THINKING WITH A VERY HEAVY LEAN ON 'DADDY'S GIRL INSTINCTS AND NATURES' AT BIRTH AND OZARK KNEW THIS IN HIS CHILD......IF A PERSON WHO HAD 'DADDY'S CHILD INSTINCTS AND NATURES' ACTUALLY 'DID PATRICIDE' IT WOULD PERMANENTLY AND WHOLEHEARTEDLY EVISCERATE THIS PARTICULAR QUIRK'S LOGIC EVEN IN A POST-QUIRK MADDENED SANE MANNER......HOWEVER, DUE TO HIS OWN ARROGANT VERBAL BLUNDER, OZARK DID A UNINTENTIONAL QUIRK INSTINCT CODE SWITCH IN A FULL GROWN WOMAN THAT WAS IN A LIFE-THREATENING SITUATION.......IF A PERSON HAD TO KILL WITH BRUTAL AND EMOTIONLESS EFFICIENCY AND IT DIRECTLY CONFLICTS WITH THEIR OWN QUIRK'S BULLCRAP INSTINCTIVELY THEN A POST-QUIRK MADDENED SANE QUIRK WILL AUTOMATICALLY AND FORCIBLY DO A INSTINCT CODE SWITCH TO ALIGN WITH THE HUMAN WELDER'S SANE LOGIC IN THIS LIFE-OR-DEATH SCENARIO THAT REQUIRES THAT CHANGE......IN THIS AUTOMATIC MANNER, THE 'DADDY'S GIRL INSTINCTS AND NATURES' PERMANENTLY SHAPESHIFTED INTO A FAR MORE GENERALIZED 'FAMILIAL PROTECTIVE INSTINCTS AND NATURES' THAT ALLOWED FOR PARENTAL MURDER IF IT PROTECTED THE FAMILY SHITSTORM AS A WHOLE, SOMETHING THAT DR. INKO MIDORIYA WAS DEFINITELY DOING HERE......BY HIS OWN ARROGANCE, OZARK MIDORIYA ENDED HIS OWN LIFE BY MAKING THE RENKIN KODAMA QUIRK ITSELF SEE JUST HOW FUCKED UP OF A HUMAN MONSTER HE ACTUALLY WAS AND PERMANENTLY ALIGNING BOTH SANE HUMAN SOUL AND QUIRK CHARACTER OF DR. INKO MIDORIYA AND THE RENKIN KODAMA QUIRK IN A UNITED EFFORT TO TAKE THAT MOTHERFUCKER DOWN........THUS THE OLD PHRASE, PRIDE BEFORE THY FALL IS EXACTLY WHAT SENT THAT BASTARD TO HELL AND ETERNAL DAMNATION".........
*FERAL AND EXCITED SCREAMING FROM THE MORAI SISTERS IN THE GROUP CHAT AND FOR DAMN GOOD REASON*........
Izuku's Mom was just stunned and horrified of that fucking information because it was DAMN CLEAR she had NO CLUE ABOUT HER INSTINCTIVE SHIT IN "DADDY SHIT" before that fucking EMERGENCY QUIRK INSTINCT CODE SWITCH in her shit......
------------------------------------------Enji POV---------------------------
"OH SHIT THAT'S WAY MORE INSIDIOUS THAN I EVER IMAGINED ABOUT LITTLE SIS' BRAIN AND HER QUIRK'S BULLCRAP AND HOW OUR DIPSHIT FATHER ABUSED THE FUCK OUT OF THAT SHIT"......
YEAH.......
WHY INKO FUCKING LOST HER GODDAMN MIND AS A CHILD DUE TO "RAPE SPAWN KNOWLEDGE" AND HOW THAT SHIT WAS "DAD PERPETRATOR".......
OZARK MIDORIYA KNEW EXACTLY HOW TO WEAPONIZE YOUR DAMN SISTER ZUKO MIDORIYA.......
WHY THE ONLY THING THAT INKO TRULY "DID" THAT WAS "A TRUE REBELLION" OF HER OWN GODDAMN ABUSE FROM HER OWN FATHER'S BULLSHIT TRAMUA WAS "MAKE THE VEIL SCROLL/THE BETA GROUP CHAT" FOR THE ENTIRETY OF RAVVAUS AS A FUCKING CHILD.......
HUMAN QUIRKS CAN'T HANDLE "RAPE SPAWN KNOWLEDGE" AND THAT'S ESPECIALLY TRUE IF THEY HAVE "DADDY SHIT" OR "MOMMY SHIT" ZUKO MIDORIYA......
OZARK MIDORIYA WANTED THAT GIRL TO BE A PERMANENTLY INSANE FIGURE THAT COULDN'T COMPUTE ANYTHING BUT "HIS OWN GODDAMN ORDERS"........
WHY THIS PARTICULAR SHIT WAS TRAUMATIZING.......
OZARK MIDORIYA NEVER SAW INKO AS ANYTHING BUT SOME GODDAMN WITLESS INUGAMI!!!!!!
Enji Midoriya AKA Endeavour immediately covered his mouth instantly even though he DIDN'T VERBALLY SAY THAT.......
----------------------------------------------Shouto POV-------------------------------
"HUH??????? INUGAMI?"..........
YEAH THAT'S A ACCURATE THING TO SAY ZUKO MIDORIYA...
DAD????????
CLARIFY PLEASE???????
SHOUTO'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY THE MORAI SISTERS WHILE ABSOLUTELY BAFFLED.......
-----------------------------------------Fuyumi POV------------------------------
"IT IS.....A LONG STORY........I DON'T COME FROM EARTH ORIGINALLY LIKE INKO......I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT".....
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU "NEED" THOUGH DAD..........
"TALK TO SOMEBODY"...
ESPECIALLY IF YOU GOT A "ALIEN PLANET ORIGIN" LIKE STEPMOM'S RAVVAUS SHIT........
NOW YOU MENTIONED THIS CRAP, WHATEVER PLANET YOU FUCKING "CAME FROM" IS GOING TO APPEAR HERE.......
FUYUMI'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY ADONAI WHILE SIGHING SADLY.....
-----------------------------------------Iroh POV--------------------------------
"THE LESS YOU KNOW, THE LESS YOU WILL BE AFFECTED BY MY BLOOD FUYUMI........I AWKWARDLY KNOW WHAT INKO UNINTENTIONALLY DID TO MY VERY NATURE AS A MAN BEYOND THE WHOLE SPIRITUAL DICKERY CRAP IN HER GOOFINESS.....DESPITE MY CHRONOLOGICAL AGE AS A 48 YEAR OLD MAN, MOST PEOPLE FROM THE SAME RACE AS I AND WHERE I COME FROM, THAT'S THE EQUIVALENT OF A 20 YEAR OLD HUMAN MAN AND INKO'S SOUL ALWAYS HAD A VITALITY QUIRK ASPECT SHIT THAT MADE HER THE SAME EXACT 'AGE' AS MY DUMBASSERY....THE LESS YOU KNOW FUYUMI, THE MORE PROTECTED YOU'LL BE FROM THE SORROWS AND DARKNESS OF YOUR OWN MIXED NATURE".....
Iroh Midoriya AKA Western Dragon hummed in deep introspective thought before saying to Enji Midoriya AKA Endeavour with his own Telepath Powers......
"YOU KNOW ENJI, IN RAVVAUS, MOST PEOPLE HAVE A SINGLE ELEMENT POWER IN THEIR QUIRK'S STRENGTH WITH A FEW THINGS THAT'S DIFFERENT TACKED ON AS A ADDITIONAL BONUS.......ALL THE FOUR CORE ELEMENT TENANTS OF RAVVAUS HAVE GOOD AND WICKED, IN THE CASE OF FIRE, IT BRINGS DESTRUCTION AND PAIN HOWEVER IT ALSO BROUGHT LIGHT AND WARMTH.......HORROR AND BEAUTY.......ALL HEALTHY THINGS HAVE A BALANCE TO IT AND THAT ALSO INCLUDED NATURE OF SAPIENTENCE.....TAKE THAT LEOGAZE, THAT HIGEKI CREATURE......HIGEKI, AS A CREATURE THAT WAS 'MORE CARNIVOROUS' IN IT'S DIET AND INSTINCT, HAD THE PHYSICAL APPEARANCES AND BIOLOGY TO MATCH THAT IMPORTANCE......JEHOVAH WOULDN'T HAVE MADE A PREDATOR IN ANIMAL CHARACTER AND SPIRIT NOT HAVE 'THE NECESSARY TOOLS' LIKE THE FANGS, THE CLAWS, AND THE MUSCULATURES NEEDED TO HUNT AND DEVOUR PREY........IT'S WHY THIS PARTICULAR TEENAGED LEOGAZE HAD TO QUITE LITERALLY 'MASK' HIS OWN NATURE BY ACTUALLY WEARING A MASK TO MAKE HIS FACE APPEAR LIKE A PURE GAZELLE........JUST BECAUSE A MIXED NATURE HAD A FAVORITISM DIDN'T MAKE IT UNBALANCED BECAUSE SUCH THINGS GET BALANCED ELSEWHERE AND IN THE CASE OF HIGEKI'S LEOGAZE SHENANIGANS, THIS PARTICULAR CREATURE'S INNATE QUIRK IS 'MORE GAZELLE' IN SPIRIT.....THIS IS PRECISELY WHY HIGEKI AS A LEOGAZE THAT HAD YET TO HEALTHILY INTEGRATE HIS MIXED NATURE AND SHAPE BOTH IN QUIRK AND TRUE ANIMAL PERSPECTIVE, IS QUIRK MADDENED"........
*SOMBER AND GENTLY AMUSED CHUCKLING FROM ENJI IN THE GROUP CHAT*......
ENJI SPOKE WITH A SOMBER AND AMUSED VOICE TOWARDS IROH WITH TELEPATH POWERS HE NEVER DISCLOSED TO PEOPLE UNTIL NOW.......
"YOU SOUND JUST LIKE A HUMAN MONK SPEAKING TO A YOHANYO CHILD.....SAVE YOUR WORDS FOR A YOHANYO CHILD LIKE SHOUTO OR IZUKU....WHEN I WAS A YOUNG ADOLESCENT PUP ACCORDING TO MY NATURE MIND YOU, I FOUND MYSELF A BRIEF MATE WITH A FELLOW SOUL LIKE MYSELF AND PRODUCED A ATYPICALLY SMALL LITTER OF 2, TWO DAUGHTERS......THE EARLIEST AGE FOR A DAIYOKAI IN HUMAN CHRONOLOGICAL AGES TO GET A GENUINE SEX DRIVE IS 12 YEARS OLD WHICH IS VERY SIMILAR TO HUMANS MIND YOU BUT, THAT'S WHERE THE SIMILARITIES END........SEE, FULL DAIYOKAI LIKE MYSELF ARE 'BORN TEENAGED HUMAN IN THE AGE GROUP OF 14-16 IN APPEARANCE AND STRENGTH BUT LACKED THE EQUALIZING SAPIENTENCE OF A HUMAN TEENAGER IN CHRONOLOGICAL AGE'.......A NEWBORN DAIYOKAI LIKE MYSELF ARE 'BORN WITH THE SAPIENTLOGICAL LEVEL OF A KINDERGARTENER OR FIRST GRADE HUMAN BEING'......YOHANYO PUPS DEVELOP THEIR SHIT AT A NORMAL HUMAN RATE IN EVERYTHING UNTIL THEY COMPREHEND 'WHAT THEY WERE AS A YOHANYO AND WHAT TYPE OF YOKAI IS THEIR PARENT'.......DUE TO THE LONG-LIVED NATURE OF ALL DAIYOKAI, I AM 'A VERY YOUNG MAN' EVEN THOUGH I HAVE THE SAME EXACT MENTAL CRAP AS A HUMAN 45 YEAR OLD MAN......IT'S HARD TO DESCRIBE REALLY BUT BOTH HUMAN WOMEN I HAD YOHANYO PUPS WITH WERE 'EQUAL TO MY SHIT' EVEN THOUGH MY CRAP IS SHOT OUT DUE TO BEING A DAIYOKAI...THE EQUILIBRIUM OF YOKAINITY AND HUMANITY CAME FROM 'THE GESTATIONAL PERIOD'....LIKE ANY FULL HUMAN, A FULL DAIYOKAI TOOK 9 MONTHS OR SO TO FULLY DEVELOP IN A DAIYOKAI'S OR HUMAN'S WOMB......LESSER SAPIENTENCE LIKE A QUIRKED ANIMAL HAD RIDICULOUSLY SWIFT PREGNANCIES AND GESTATIONAL PERIODS DUE TO THE FACT THAT 'THE QUIRK FACTOR ORGAN' IS THE VERY FIRST THING THAT DEVELOPED AND SINCE THAT'S THE KEY THING OF SUCH LESSER SAPIENTENCE, THEIR BULLSHIT CAN BE BORN WITHIN THE SAME EXACT HOUR AS CONCEPTION OF THEIR OWN EXISTENCE"..........
A INUGAMI DAIYOKAI MAN.........
Enji Midoriya AKA Endeavour immediately disconnected his powers from The Group Chat.....
---------------------------------------Touya POV------------------------------
"DOES THOU FEEL BETTER NOW ENJI?"....
OKAY THERE'S "THREE ENDEAVOUR BITCHES"........
THE FACT THAT JEHOVAH SAID THAT ENJI TODOROKI AKA ENDEAVOUR WAS "SINGLE" WHENEVER HE GOT BAMBOOZLED TO FUCK AZULA'S BADASSERY TWICE MEANT THAT "BOTH THE FIRST AND SECOND BITCHES WERE QUIRK MARRIAGE UNION SHITS"........
THE FACT IT WAS ACTUALLY "ATYPICALLY SMALL" FOR TWINS TO OCCUR TO A FUCKING INUGAMI'S HORNY BULLSHIT MEANT THAT THIS CRAP WAS "A TRUE DUD THING".......
THESE TWO INUGAMI DAIYOKAI SISTERS WERE BORN HEALTHY IN QUIRKS IN THE ONLY NATURAL WAY FOR A QUIRK MARRIAGE TO OCCUR......
"TRUE DUD CHILDBIRTH THAT KILLED THE MOM".......
THESE INUGAMI DAIYOKAI SISTERS WOULD BE "ERASERHEAD'S CHRONOLOGICAL AGE".......
2 KIDS FROM FIRST BITCH, 3 KIDS FROM SECOND BITCH, AND 2 GENUINELY LEGIT KIDS FROM THE THIRD BITCH THAT PUNKED ENDEAVOUR IN A NATURAL QUIRK UNION WITH HER HORNY BULLSHIT........
7 KIDS LIKE WHAT THE SHIT.......
TOUYA TODOROKI'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY JEHOVAH HIMSELF WHILE AWKWARDLY HUMMING IN AGREEMENT........
Touya Todoroki went to sleep for a bit.....
Chapter 12: Insomniac Kid
Chapter Text
9PM......
ON SEPTEMBER 4TH.........
Hitoshi Shinsou was still sleeping after all the things that occurred this afternoon.......
---------------Old and Painful Memory Dream-----------------------
10 Years Ago........
Hitoshi Shinsou, who knew he was dreaming, absolutely hated that bullshit "Timestamp" that introduced this bullshit......
The timestamp quickly faded.......
Hitoshi saw his 6 year old self, being bullied by dipshits that were afraid of his Brainwashing Quirk, a type of Mundane Tragedy that had No Royalty Drama or Dark Fame in Fate like The Legends of The Midoriya Family Shitstorm.....
Hitoshi Shinsou saw his kid self, walking away from his bullies with the bruises and minor cuts of bigotry on his skin....
--------------Old and Painful Memory Dream End-----------------------
-------------------The Humble Hearted Princess Dream----------------
Some Years Ago, On Ravvaus.........
Hitoshi Shinsou sighed somberly as saw that bullshit Timestamp in this next dream.....
The timestamp quickly faded away.........
Of course a athletic and small Youngling Teen Girl with her dark green hair in a ponytail thingy that was in Frye Kingdom Culture for some honorable official and she was wearing all the clothes and armor of A High Princess of The Frye Kingdom of Ravvaus, which is exactly what this girl IS, as this girl's dark green eyes glittered with dark amusement as she was casually watching a teenage boy with a scar on his face underneath his sleeping eyes and Young Zuko Midoriya was sleeping with a small group of young kids near this sleeping creature that was massive like a elephant....
Of course Young Dr. Inko Midoriya AKA Azula coyly and slyly spoke towards her sleeping brother.......
"HELLO ZUZU"......
Fucking immediately, Zuko Midoriya and all the other kids nearby woke the fuck up whenever they heard Inko Midoriya's voice here and they immediately got ready to fight for their lives....
Young Inko Midoriya rolled her eyes as she was just vibing in the air, just floating around on a bed of dark smoke like a cloud....
A awkward and slightly irritated teenage boy with some blue armor and clothing with black-brown hair and blue eyes asked Inko Midoriya's nonchalant ass..........
"UH, AZULA, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HERE???? AREN'T YOU REPORTED TO BE IN OMASHU CITY TO TERRORIZE PEOPLE OR WHATEVER HORRIFIC CRAP A MENTALLY TWISTED YOUNGLING GIRL DID TO PEOPLE?"........
Very Nonchalantly and Casually, Young Inko Midoriya spoke with a amused and delighted tone of voice towards this guy.....
"SOKKA RIGHT???? YOU HONESTLY BELIEVE YOU CAN RESTRICT 'ME', YOUR DESTINED GLOBAL FYRE LORD AFTER OZARK KICKED THE BUCKET, HOPEFULLY MANY YEARS LATER??????? I'M FLATTERED TO HEAR SUCH THINGS FROM A QUIRKLESS WEAPONS AND TACTICAL GENIUS LIKE YOU SOKKA......I AM THE MISTRESS OF THE VEIL SCROLL BITCHES, I CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I DESIRE....I KNOW EXACTLY HOW POWERFUL I AM, I CAN GO ANYWHERE AND DO ANYTHING SO LONG IT'S WITHIN THE BOUNDARIES OF MY 'REALMS' IF YOU'RE SOME INSANE WEIRDO SOKKA".....
To demonstrate her casually horrific point, Young Inko Midoriya just swiped her two fingers to make a bolt of lightning to SLICE A FUCKING MOUNTAIN NEARBY INTO A GENUINE FLAT SURFACE AS NONCHALANTLY AS A KID PICKING UP A PENCIL, which had the absolutely intended effect of scaring the shit out of Zuko Midoriya and his friends as kids back in this bullshit memory thing........
Young Zuko Midoriya just nervously asked what his sister wanted truly.....
Of course this theatrical and casually apeshit young version of Dr. Inko Midoriya just dramatically flopped on her smoke bed in the air and just casually whined in a tired and slightly pouting voice towards her big brother......
"OH ZUZU I'M BORED AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF.....IT'S REALLY ODD BUT, DON'T YOU EVER GET THAT FEELING TO JUST 'DROP THE POLITICS' AND FUCK OFF TO BE A DOCTOR OR SOMETHING SIMILAR????? WHAT DO YOU THINK ZUKO?".....
A very awkward and clearly FULLY BLIND GIRL that was barefoot shouted in a very feral but also GENUINELY DESPERATE tone of voice like she was concerned about the welfare shit of Young Inko Midoriya.......
"YES, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!!! DO THAT, JUST DO THAT MOTHERFUCKING BULLSHIT FOR YOURSELF AZULA!!!!!! YOU DESERVE IT, A GENUINE VACATION FOR YA AZULA!".....
Tragically, Young Inko Midoriya just rolled her eyes before saying in a nonchalant tone...
"SUCH A TRAGEDY THEN, TO BE A PRINCESS YA KNOW.....I CAN'T NOR WILL I EVER BE ABLE TO YA KNOW TOPH........I CAN HOWEVER DO SOME SHIT THAT CAN SATE MY BOREDOM BUT I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT RIGHT NOW BECAUSE NO".......
A desperate and heartbreakingly small boy that was bald and had tattoos all over his body with some yellow and orange robes asked Young Inko Midoriya in a calm but genuinely concerned and pleading tone of voice.......
"MAYBE YOU CAN JOIN US, TO CHAOTICALLY DO SOME THERAPEUTICALLY DRAMATIC BULLSHIT AZULA?????? LIKE YOU NEED TO JUST VIBE WITH KIDS, YOUR FUCKING AGE"....
Young Inko Midoriya just asked Sokka in a tired but sly manner.......
"IF YOU CAN ANY POWER WHATSOEVER, WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE??? I CAN'T FATHOM YOUR MOM, RAISING A QUIRKLESS BOY......OBVIOUSLY YOU WOULD HAVE WATER CRAP AS A SOUTHERN WATER TRIBE KID BUT EVERYTHING ELSE WOULD BE RANDOM AS FUCK".....
Sokka had this tragically hopeful and excited gaze in his eyes....
After a awkward interaction, Young Inko Midoriya just casually made a tiny ball of green light and sent it towards Sokka......
With a beautiful and awe-inspiring show, Sokka activated A QUIRK that had some water shit......
However, the instant Sokka ACTIVATED HIS QUIRK, his eyes turned A NEON YELLOW as everyone panicked as Young Inko Midoriya spoke calmly towards everyone....
"BE CAREFUL WITH POWER, YOU MAY LEARN IT CAME WITH A PRICE SOKKA".......
Young Inko Midoriya warped away......
---------------The Humble Hearted Princess Dream End---------------
Hitoshi Shinsou woke up.....
----------------------------------------------Inko POV--------------------------------
"WHY THESE TWO DREAMS, LIKE WHY WOULD JEHOVAH MAKE A COMPARISON BETWEEN DR. AZULA AND HITOSHI SHINSOU?".......
Dr. Inko Midoriya AKA Azula sighed awkwardly as she was doing doctor paperwork alongside her Frye Kingdom royal reports from The Frye Hartax Priesthood that kept writing disturbing things, rumors of A PHANTOM AZULAIN PRINCE that fortunately for his own sake, DIDN'T CLAIM ANYTHING PUBLICLY but it was OTHERS THAT MADE SUCH CLAIMS......
*IRRITATED SIGH*....
SO.....
THESE WEIRDOS ARE CRAWLING OUT OF THE WOODWORKS NOW.......
FORTUNATELY, FOR THIS PARTICULAR 20 YEAR OLD MAN'S HEAD, THIS PARTICULAR MAN IS "NOT CLAIMING THIS SHIT" BUT OTHERS ARE ON HIS BEHALF......
OF COURSE THE FRYE HARTAX PRIESTHOOD IS DEEPLY CONCERNED AS THEY SHOULD.....
DEEPLY RELIGIOUS PEOPLE THAT HAVE THEIR OWN COMPLEX PHILOSOPHIES AND SPIRITUALITIES IN THEIR BELIEFS......
ACCORDING TO HARTAXIN PHILOSOPHY OF THE MOST POWERFUL SECT IN THE FRYE KINGDOM CULTURAL HERITAGE, THE TIGRIS SECT......
"CERTAIN PEOPLE CAN CHANNEL THEIR OWN MOTHER'S OR FATHER'S BLOOD, REGARDLESS OF QUIRK/QUIRKLESS STATE OR PERSONALITY OF THE CHILD IN QUESTION IN HIGHLY EMOTIONAL SITUATIONS TO SAVE THEM BUT THEY TEMPORARILY GAIN TOO MUCH OF THEIR PARENTAL INFLUENCE IN THEIR PERSONALITY AND LUCID THOUGHTS THAT CAN POSSIBLY MAKE THEM QUIRK MADDENED"........
WHY THE HARTAX PRIESTHOOD IN THE FRYE KINGDOM IS DEEPLY CONCERNED ABOUT THIS MAN...
BECAUSE "PARENTAL AVATAR STATES" IS SEEN AS A GENUINE PHILOSOPHICAL AND SPIRITUAL PROBABILITY IN MOST CIRCUMSTANCES IN A COMMON CITIZEN ON THE ENTIRETY OF RAVVAUS AND ESPECIALLY THE FRYE KINGDOM.......
"YOUR SOUL IS TOO POWERFUL, TOO STERN, AND TOO GRAND, TO BE UNCONTROLLABLE AND UNBRIDLED IN A YOUNG MAN" THESE PEOPLE SAY TO INKO......
IN EVERY SINGLE RECORD OF "POSSIBLE PARENTAL AVATAR STATE" IT WAS THIS SCENARIO......
"UNKNOWN PERSON WHO DIDN'T KNOW THEY HAD A BERSERKER QUIRK ASPECT OF THEIR STRENGTH AND HAD 'MOMMY/DADDY CHILD INSTINCTS AND NATURES' THAT GOES ON A RAMPAGE"...
THE PROBLEM WITH THIS "PARENTAL AVATAR STATE THEORY" IS THAT, "THE AVATAR PHENOMENA" IS A PERSON WHO HAD "CONNECTION TO THE SPIRITS AND HUMANITY"......
THE SPIRITS.....
SPIRITS......
NOT HUMAN......
NOT ANGEL......
NOT DEMON......
NOT QUIRKED BEAST.......
SOMETHING EQUALLY SAPIENT TO MAN BUT NOT MAN.....
MOST SPIRITS ARE UNNAMED AND FOR GOOD REASON......
DR. INKO MIDORIYA AKA AZULA NEVER ENCOUNTERED A SPIRIT MIND YOU BUT THEY CLEARLY EXIST AND THEY HAVE PERSONALITIES.......
THAT OWL SPIRIT THAT HORDED ALL HUMAN KNOWLEDGE IT CAN FIND WAS AWESOME AND INCREDIBLE IN IT'S GLORY......
THE MOST POWERFUL SPIRITS THAT EXIST ARE "RAVVA" AND "VATOO".......
THE SOUL OF THE AVATAR PHENOMENA IS "RAVVA, WILLINGLY BINDING HER SOUL IN A MORTAL BEING TO EXPERIENCE ALL THE JOYS AND SORROWS OF HUMAN NATURE"........
AVATAR KOVU, TRIED TO CONVINCE VATOO TO EXPERIENCE MORTALITY TO LEARN THE FUCKING VALUE OF ANY LIFEFORM BEYOND HIS OWN KITE SHAPED ASS........
VATOO REFUSED......
WHY AVATAR KOVU OR AUSTIN LAKE SEALED THIS MALCONTENTED SPIRIT IN A TREE IN THE SPIRIT REALM.......
INKO PROJECTED HER THOUGHTS TO PEOPLE AND FOR GOOD REASONS.......
-------------------------------------------Eijirou POV-----------------------------
"HELLO EVERYBODY, TO EXPAND ON THIS SCHOLARLY TOPIC THAT PRINCESS AZULA DID BROAD STROKES OF TIGRIS SECT HARTAX PHILOSOPHY THAT I, AS A HUMBLE PRIEST CAN GIVE YOU PEOPLE BETTER INSIGHT ON WHAT A SPIRIT IS AND HOW IT'S POSSIBLE FOR SOMEONE TO UNINTENTIONALLY OR INTENTIONALLY CHANNEL THEIR PARENTAL AVATAR STATE......SEE, MOST PEOPLE ALREADY KNOW OF HARTAX AND HOW THAT RELATES TO GENEALOGY SPIRITUALITY IN RAVVAUS......A SPIRIT IS A IMMORTAL EMBODIMENT OF A HUMAN MORALITY OR VIEWPOINT MADE INTO SOMETHING TRULY ALIVE.......SEE, EVEN JEHOVAH'S INSPIRED RECORDS IN HIS JEWISH PEOPLE HINTED AT SPIRITS EVEN BEFORE THEY WERE BORN IN THE DAWN OF QUIRKS ERA.......
"THY JEWISH PEOPLE SHALL NOT CONSUME BLOOD FOR THINE LIFE DWELLS IN IT".........
"LIFE".......
GENETICS INFLUENCE EVERY SINGLE THING IN YOUR BODY AND QUIRK......THE MORE SPECIFIC WORD OF 'KARCHI' TRANSLATES TO THIS PHRASE......
"BLOOD THAT HAS SOUL".......
KARCHI AS A CONCEPT IS BASICALLY SPEAKING THIS.......
"YOUR VERY SANE HUMAN SOUL AND SAPIENT NATURE IS COLORED BY YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER DUE TO GENETICS AT BIRTH AND EXISTENCE BUT AS YOU GROW OLDER, YOUR TRUEST UNIQUENESS COMES FORWARD BUT THE ECHO OF YOUR PARENTS STILL REMAIN"........
IT'S WHY THE PARENTAL AVATAR STATE IS POSSIBLE EVEN THOUGH PRINCESS AZULA HAD EVERY REASON TO BE A UNBELIEVER"........
GOD NO WONDER WHY YOU FRYE HARTAX PRIEST DUDES ARE FUCKING TERRIFIED OF "A POTENTIAL UNCLAIMED AZULA KID".......
BECAUSE YOU GUYS ARE DEALING WITH "A YOUNG MAN".....
20......
THAT'S BARELY A ADULT....
YOU DON'T WANT "ACTUAL VENGEFUL MOM SPIRIT POSSESSION" HIJACKING A YOUNG DUDE'S BLOOD TO THE POINT OF FUCKING INSANITY........
NO WONDER WHY YOU HARTAX PRIEST DUDES WOULD COLLECTIVELY LOSE YOUR SHITS WHENEVER YOU KEPT HEARING A FUCKTON OF RUMORS AND REPORTS OF "THIS ONE DUDE, THAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE A DR. INKO MIDORIYA KID"........
THE FACT THAT YOU INTERPRETED "A FUCKING DIETARY RESTRICTION, FOR JEWISH PEOPLE" AS A FUCKING CONFIRMATION OF THIS "KARCHI" THINGY IS HONESTLY FUCKING HORRIFYING BECAUSE OF "WHAT THAT IMPLIES".....
"OH YEAH, LET'S JUST EAT A UNBORN SPIRIT THINGY"......
YOU DO REALIZE THAT BLOOD-BASED QUIRK WELDERS HAVE TO "DRINK BLOOD" FOR THEIR PHYSICAL AND MENTAL HEALTH WITH THOSE THINGS RIGHT??????
EIJIROU KIRISHIMA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY THE MORAI SISTERS WHILE NODDING IN AGREEMENT WITH EIJIROU'S LAST THOUGHT IN PARTICULAR........
----------------------------------------------Percy POV-------------------------------
"OKAY THAT WAS NOT MY INTENT OF MY WORDS HERE BUT I WILL COMPLETELY ACKNOWLEDGE THAT I BLUNDERED THE DELIVERY OF SUCH CONCEPTS WITH MY CARELESS TONGUE.....UH, ALRIGHT I REALIZE THAT I UNINTENTIONALLY STUMBLED INTO A GENUINE PRIESTLY DEBATE AND PHILOSOPHICAL NUANCE I PERSONALLY DON'T HAVE THE STRENGTH OF STUDY TO ACTUALLY CONVEY MY TRUE INTENTIONS......HOWEVER, WHAT I WAS TRYING TO SAY WAS 'KARCHI' IS BASICALLY SPEAKING THE CONCEPT OF A HUMAN SOUL ITSELF BEING INFLUENCED BY THE PARENTS AND HOW SUCH THINGS CAN AND WILL OCCASIONALLY OVERCOME THE CHILD REGARDLESS OF QUIRKED OR QUIRKLESS STATUS IN THE FORM OF A VERY UNCONTROLLABLE AND INSTINCTIVE RAGE DUE TO MULTIPLE WORLDS WHERE HUMANS DWELL HAVING QUIRKS NOW.......YOU DO NOT WANT 'A POWERFUL, STERN, AND TERRIFYING SOUL' LIKE 'LADY AZULA' TO BE YA KNOW.......
1. INSANE
2. IN A YOUNG MAN
3. UNCONTROLLED
4. UNDISCIPLINED
5. IZUKU SYNDROMED (MOST LIKELY)
6. ORPHANED
LIKE THIS IS A GENEALOGIST RECORDING NIGHTMARE FOR A HARTAX PRIEST LIKE MYSELF BUT JEHOVAH HIMSELF ALONG WITH ADONAI ALREADY CONFIRMED THAT 'THE ARTIFICIAL INSEMINATION ENCHANTMENT ABILITY' IS A DEFAULT ABILITY OF ANY PAGAN FOLKTALE QUIRK WELDER WHICH HIGH PRINCESS AZULA IS......IF YOU HAVE 'BERSERK, YOUTHFUL, AND INSANE AZULAIN FIGURE' IN A PARENTAL AVATAR STATE DUE TO BEING 'UNAWARE/UNRECOGNIZED' OR GOD FORBID 'DISOWNED/UNCLAIMED' THEN IT WOULD NEVER FUCKING END FOR THAT PERSON AND ESPECIALLY IF THEY WERE THAT YOUNG AND HADN'T HAD MUCH EXPERIENCE BEING A AUTONOMOUS ADULT HUMAN SOUL".........
*HORRIFIED GASPS FROM THE MORAI SISTERS IN THE GROUP CHAT AND FOR GOOD REASON*......
GOD......
THAT WOULD BE A FUCKING NIGHTMARE......
BECAUSE IT EXPLAINED "EVERYTHING"........
"INHUMAN QUIRK MADNESS IN A MORTAL HALF-BLOOD".......
BUT HERE'S THE SHIT THOUGH.......
DR. INKO MIDORIYA GOT HER SHIT "COCK BLOCKED" AS SANE YOUNGLING AND ESPECIALLY DURING HER PERMANENT QUIRK MADDENED SHITSTORM THAT TOOK "MOM HUG" TO HEAL PERMANENTLY........
DR. INKO MIDORIYA NEVER KNEW HOW TO USE THAT "ARTIFICIAL INSEMINATION ENCHANTMENT ABILITY"......
THE ONLY WAY FOR "A 20 YEAR OLD MAN IN EVERYTHING AND ESPECIALLY CHRONOLOGICALLY TO BE A AZULA KID" RIGHT NOW IS IF DR. INKO MIDORIYA FUCKED A MAN AND GOT PREGNANT OR DID BIZARRE SHIT TO MAKE HER FETUS IN A SURROGATE MOM........
PERCY'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY DR. INKO MIDORIYA AKA AZULA WHILE NODDING IN AGREEMENT.......
-----------------------------------------Iroh POV--------------------------------
"YEAH, YOUR SPIRITUAL CONCERNS ARE FUCKING VALID SIR BUT, UNLESS SOME DICK STOLE MY FERTILITY CELLS AND MADE A KID VIA. TEST TUBE BULLSHIT, THEN NO I DON'T HAVE A 20 YEAR OLD SON YET......THE OLDEST SON I HAVE IS FUCKING NATSUO......I CONTROL MY FUCKING SHIT SIR......I ONLY HAVE THREE CHILDREN AND NONE OF THESE PEOPLE ARE FUCKING 20 YEARS OLD CHRONOLOGICALLY UNLESS THERE'S SOME TEST TUBE DICKERY TOWARDS MY GENETICS BUT WHY WOULD SOMEONE FUCKING DO THAT?"........
THREE??????
*DELIGHTED GASP*.......
*AWKWARD AND SLIGHTLY BASHFUL CHUCKLING FROM NIECE INKO IN THE GROUP CHAT*.......
Iroh Midoriya AKA Western Dragon immediately leaped for joy.....
------------------------------------------Enji POV---------------------------
"4 MONTHS ALONG DEAR UNCLE IROH".......
WAIT.....
*IRRITATED AND ANNOYED SEETHING IN QUIET EMBARRASSMENT*.......
*FERAL AND IMPISH SNICKERING FROM INKO IN THE GROUP CHAT FOREVER*...
Enji Midoriya AKA Endeavour huffed in irritation due to PRANKSTER SHIT.......
---------------------------------------Touya POV------------------------------
"WELL IF THY WIFE GAZED FROM THY OWN ABODE TOWARDS THEE AND SAW THOU START TO STRAY, THEN THY WIFE WOULD NATURALLY APPROACH THEE TO KEEP THY HANDS AND LOINS PURE AS WAS THY DUTY OF MARRIAGE"........
THAT SHIT IS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS........
HOWEVER GOD ALMIGHTY WHAT THE HELL.......
YOU SENT A PREGNANT LADY TO SPECIFICALLY KILL A RAPIST SERIAL KILLER LIKE OZARK DIPSHIT....
SOMETHING THAT DR. AZULA FUCKING KNEW ABOUT HER OWN DAMN SELF.....
THAT MAN WAS TRYING TO MURDER THIS WOMAN......
HIS OWN DAUGHTER AND UNBORN GRANDBABY.......
THAT'S HORRIFYING......
TOUYA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY JEHOVAH WHILE SIGHING SADLY....
-----------------------------------------------Izuku POV------------------------------
"OZARK'S DARK WICKEDNESS COMPREHENDED THY HIDDEN SEED WITHIN THY ADULT DAUGHTER AND STILL HAUNTED THEE ANYWAY"........
JESUS....
DO NOT LET THAT MAN HAVE ANY KIND OF FUCKING DIGNITY IN HIS FUNERAL....
GOD.....
*THROAT CLEARING*......
ANYWAY......
AT LEAST "IZUKU" IS A PURE BOI THAT DIDN'T DO SUCH GOOFS LIKE BIG BRO NATSUO.........
*QUIETLY IRRITATED AND STERN VIBES INTENSIFYING FROM ADONAI IN THE GROUP CHAT*....
IZUKU'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY ADONAI WHILE HUMMING IN STERNNESS.......
-----------------------------------------------Inko POV-------------------------
"DOES THY OWN VENOM BURN THY OWN THROAT BEFORE THINE OWN FALSEHOOD IZUKU?".......
*SIDE EYE TOWARDS IZUKU'S SOUL INTENSIFYING*....
IZUKU MIDORIYA, THE HORNY CHILD.....
IZUKU MIDORIYA, THE ABSOLUTE MENACE....
IZUKU MIDORIYA, YOU KNOW CONDOMS BECAUSE INKO TAUGHT THAT SHIT TO YOU........
NO, YOU JUST WANT TO LIE......
TO YOUR OWN MOTHER......
TO THE HARTAX PRIESTHOOD IN THE FRYE KINGDOM THAT ALREADY GOT YOUR LITTLE "BLACK BOOK" THAT YOUR DEAR OL' MOMMY HAD TO MAKE OF YOUR SHENANIGANS........
YOU ARE A MENACE......
INKO'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY JEHOVAH WHILE HUMMING IN ANNOYANCE......
-----------------------------------------Iroh POV--------------------------------
"FIND THY A WIFE IZUKU"........
Iroh Midoriya just saw his Grandnephew Izuku in his humbled bedroom and sliding deeper into his blankets to hide his shame in The Group Chat.....
YOU KNOW, YOUR ANCESTOR, FYRE LORD SOLZON WHO SIRED FYRE LORD SOZIN, HAD SPAWNED MANY SAMURAI CLANS WITHIN THE FRYE KINGDOM AND MANY MORE HIGH ROYALS BEYOND JUST SOZIN........
FRYE LORD SOLZON HAD MANY CHILDREN IN HIS LIFE AND MANY MORE DESCENDENTS THAT STILL DWELL IN RAVVAUS........
IT'S WHY "THE SOLZON CHAIN" EXISTS ON THE FRYE ROYAL FAMILY SHITSTORM FOREVERMORE.....
SOMETHING THAT THE VERY ENRAGED FRYE HARTAX PRIESTHOOD IN SOLZON'S DAY LEAD A REVOLT TO GET SOLZON TO "QUIT HIS UNDISCIPLINED BEHAVIOR TOWARDS CONCUBINES".......
THUS IT BECAME LAW FOR ALL FRYE KINGDOM NOBILITY TO "NEVER TAKE A CONCUBINE, UNLESS YOU DESIRE TO WED"....
A COMMON NAME AMONGST THE POPULATION OF THE FRYE KINGDOM IS "LEE" WHICH MEANS "SON OF SOLZON" IN FRYE KINGDOM LANGUAGE........
FOR MOST PEOPLE, THIS IS NOT A LIE.......
OBVIOUSLY DOWN THE ROAD, PROBABLY A COUPLE OF CENTURIES LATER, THE NAME OF "IZORH" WILL BE VERY COMMON AMONGST THE FRYE KINGDOM........
IZORH.......
"CHILD OF IZUKU".....
IROH'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY JEHOVAH WHILE AWKWARDLY CHUCKLING....
----------------------------------------------Shouta POV------------------------------
"I HAVE ALREADY BEHELD THINE PROPHECY COME TRUE SINCE I DWELL BEYOND TIME IROH......THY SCRIBES OF THY HARTAX PRIESTHOOD IN THY LANDS IN THINE CURRENT HOUR MADE THY NAME IZORH BE INFAMOUS IN THY OWN SECTS OF THY STUDY DUE TO THY SOURCE OF IZUKU'S MISCHIEF".....
HOW MANY????????
HOW MANY FUCKING CROTCH SPAWN OF DEKU IS OUT THERE IN CURRENT SOCIETY???????
SHOUTA AIZAWA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY ADONAI WHILE BLUSHING IN SCANDALIZED EMBARRASSMENT........
----------------------------------------------Annabeth POV----------------------------
"98% PERCENT OF ALL TODDLERS/INFANTS BORN IN JAPAN TO ANYONE UNDER 17 YEARS OLD FROM 4 YEARS AGO TO CURRENT DAY HAD THE SINGULAR BIOLOGICAL FATHER OF IZUKU".......
*IRRITATION RISING*.....
GOD BLESS FOR SOME SELF-AWARE SHIT IN YOUR PRO HEROIC COSTUME IZUKU MIDORIYA!!!!!!!
YOU HORNY GREEN RABBIT!!!!!!!
ANNABETH'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY DR. INKO MIDORIYA AKA AZULA WHILE NODDING IN IRRITATED AGREEMENT WITH THIS SHIT....
------------------------------------A Hartax Priest POV--------------------------
"THANK GOD I WAS MADE A CISGENDER GIRL AND LATER WOMAN"......
YES......
BUT WHY DID YOU FREEZE LIKE YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO IN THE FRYE ROYAL PALACE IN BEHOLDING YOUR SECOND BORN SON "BE TEEN YOU, BUT MALE" HIGH PRINCESS AZULA???
YOU DIDN'T RAISE AZULAIN PRINCE IZUKU IN "PALACE ETIQUETTE"........
PRINCE IZUKU DIDN'T COMPREHEND YOUR "AIR OF DISAPPOINTMENT" THAT WAS DRILLED INTO "YOUR SOUL" AS A BORN ROYAL HIGH PRINCESS INKO.......
BECAUSE AZULAIN PRINCE IZUKU WASN'T "A PRINCE" IN CONDUCT OR PERSONALITY...
THANK YOU FOR YOUR DETAILED RECORDS FOR MY SANITY'S SAKE AS A PRIEST OF THE DRACONIA SECT OF THE FRYE HARTAX PRIESTHOOD......
THANK YOU FOR YOUR "TINY INHERITANCE PARCEL" THAT YOU HANDED TO ALL OF THESE SAMURAI CLAN HEADS THE INSTANT YOU KNEW THEY WERE "IN EXISTENCE" PRINCESS AZULA......
YOU DID AS REQUIRED IN FRYE KINGDOM HARTAX LAW REGARDING THE CONDITION OF YOUR ROYAL STATUS AS A HIGH PRINCESS, INKO......
THANK YOU.....
MY THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY JEHOVAH WHILE HUMMING IN SOLIDARITY WITH MY PONDERINGS.......
-----------------------------------------Momo POV------------------------------
"OH GOD I DIDN'T KNOW THAT THE DRACONIA SECT WAS BACK IN THE PICTURE BECAUSE WHEN I LEFT RAVVAUS, THE DRACONIA SECT WAS DEEMED 'SPIRITUALLY EXTINCT' IN ALL OF RAVVAUS.......WHAT BROUGHT THE DRACONIA SECT OF HARTAXIN PHILOSOPHY BACK?"..........
Momo Yaoyorozu hummed in deep thought....
Momo was just suddenly warped into a lonely room with a very elderly and withered man that was bald and with strange Yakuza-Like Tattoos all over his body and this guy was breathing very slowly but clearly meditating.....
The Elderly Man whispered softly and somberly to Momo...
"AH, I KNEW YOU WOULD ARRIVE BEFORE MY REBIRTH INTO THE SNOWS OF WINTER.....I, LIKE ALL OTHERS BEFORE ME AND ALL THAT WILL COME AFTERWARDS, AREN'T LONG IN THE WORLD OF THE LIVING...I KNOW THAT ZUKO, INKO, IROH, AND SEVERAL OTHERS THAT BEHELD ME AS A CHILD FRESH OUT OF THE BERG WILL BE ETERNALLY ALIVE ON EARTH UNTIL THE NULL RAGNAROK PROPHECY OF ADONAI CAME TO PASS.......THE AVATAR CYCLE MUST GO FORWARD BEYOND MY OWN STRENGTHS MOMO YAOYOROZU......HOWEVER, THE AVATAR IS 'NEEDED' IN THIS DIRE HOUR AGAINST THE MORIA AS A FULLY REALIZED AND AWARE ONE MOMO YAOYOROZU.....ON THIS DARK AND COLD AUTUMN NIGHT, I AVATAR AANG AS MY FINAL ACT AS AVATAR WILL GIVE YOU THE SUMMER FIRE AND THE TRUE APPOINTMENT OF A WARRIOR LIKE THE AVATAR BUT IMMORTAL IN ALL SUCH THINGS UNTIL IT BECOMES TIME FOR THE WINTRY AVATAR 16 YEARS LATER TO EMERGE FROM OBSCURITY.......THE ONLY REASON WHY THE WICKED OZARK GOT A DUPLICATE OF HIS ORIGINAL DEMONFRYE QUIRK BY JEHOVAH HIMSELF IS BECAUSE THAT GOD HAD HONOR EVEN TO THE MOST DISHONORABLE MEN.......I, WITH THE KNOWLEDGE OF THE LION TURTLE, WILL GIVE YOU THE ORIGINAL POWER OF OZARK ALONG WITH ALL THE OTHER POWERS THAT I HAD TO REMOVE WITH PERMANENT ENERGY SEALING/PERMANENT QUIRK DESTRUCTION POWER IN MY LIFE MOMO YAOYOROZU......WHENEVER THE AVATARLESS PERIODS COME, YOU MUST EMERGE AND KEEP THE BALANCE AND IF YOU CAN'T DO THIS YOURSELF, MAKE A MORTAL CHILD WITH THE ARTIFICIAL INSEMINATION ENCHANTMENT ABILITY TO MAKE A ALTERNATE CYCLE THAT WILL KEEP THE BALANCE WHILE THE ORIGINAL AVATAR IS OBSCURED FOR A 16 YEAR PERIOD".......
Momo Yaoyorozu was stunned as Avatar Aang gently placed his thumb on her forehead and the other thumb on her sternum above her boobs in a way that was definitely mindful of modesty as a beautiful glow of rainbow colored light pulsed from his thumbs into Momo's body and soul permanently.....
Momo cried really hard as she whispered in a desperate plea.......
"BUT WHAT IF I FAIL MR. AANG?"......
AVATAR AANG WHISPERED IN A SOOTHING VOICE TOWARDS MOMO.......
"HAVE FAITH IN YOUR FRIENDS, YOUR FAMILY, AND IN JEHOVAH IF YOU CANNOT FIND IT IN YOURSELF MOMO YAOYOROZU......CREATE YOUR OWN PATHWAY AND BRING BALANCE IN YOUR OWN SPECIAL KIND OF WAY THAT'S NOBODY'S BUT YOUR OWN MOMO YAOYOROZU".......
Then the rainbow colored light show completely faded as this poor and wonderful man slumped in a way that was his LAST INTENTIONAL ACT OF HIS LIFE to make his own weary and elderly body FALL AWAY FROM MOMO so he wouldn't have a teenage girl deal with A CORPSE FALLING ONTO HER BODY IMMEDIATELY AFTER DEATH.......
Momo Yaoyorozu howled in sorrow as she cradled this Corpse's Head in her arms even though she DIDN'T KNOW THIS MAN but this man ENTRUSTED MOMO WITH FUCKING EVERYTHING....
Momo Yaoyorozu was forced to be teleported away to her bedroom by Jehovah, who sighed in deep sorrow......
-----------------------------------------Yuga POV---------------------------
"THY AUTUMN SEASON HAS FINALLY PASSED AWAY WITH THINE FINAL AUTUMN GALE OF STRENGTH TO GIVE TO THY WORLD THY FINAL GHOST OF THINE STRENGTH IN THY MOST DIRE HOUR OF ALL MANKIND"..........
*HEARTBROKEN CRYING*......
Yuga Aoyama just cried himself to sleep......
Chapter 13: Yuga Aoyama: Sickness and Health
Chapter Text
3AM........
ON SEPTEMBER 5TH.........
Yuga Aoyama was tossing and turning in his bed while asleep......
------------------The Lull of Evedon Dream-------------------------
16 Years Ago.......
Yuga Aoyama was fucking terrified whenever he saw this fucking "Timestamp" in his fucking dream....
The Timestamp quickly faded away.......
A beautiful but menacingly deranged man with black hair that went down to his waist, clawed hands, shark-like fangs, elf-like ears, and most importantly and Terrifyingly, two neon green eyes like glow sticks was wearing a gold crown like "Sun Wukong's Crown" but bulkier and engraved with glowing blue images of ocean waves........
The haunting image of THE SEA KING was laughing in a very manic and bright way that was PERMANENTLY BROKEN......
Yuga beheld The Horror that was a beautiful but menacingly deranged woman with blonde hair, clawed hands, shark-like fangs, elf-like ears, and two neon red eyes like glow sticks standing beside The Sea King and laughing in the same manic and bright way as this man that was also broken beyond repair as she was wearing this floppy hat that was black and with a very beautiful red ribbon that had glowing yellow stitchings of Nordic Runes on the brim, The Enchantress Hag.......
This equally deranged and insane couple gazed at each other as they were surrounded by the bloody and mangled corpses of thousands of born sapient beings that tried to STOP THIS INSANITY.........
The Dream Shifted.......
Yuga beheld in a very dark room with The Sea King and The Enchantress Hag that were clearly naked but Yuga couldn't see much more than this, watched as these two equally deranged and insane adults were just ya know...
"GETTING NAUGHTY AND HAPPY".........
A very heartbreaking Title Card in Jehovah's Handwriting that read as follows....
"THY UNION OF HUMAN MADNESS: THY ORIGIN OF THINE GREAT HERO".........
Of course Yuga's Dream Shifted Again.......
Yuga beheld his past self as a kid, crying about his TRUE QUIRKLESSNESS in his bones as Yuga saw his parents with their faces and voices blurred and distorted even though Yuga KNEW WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL HIS OWN PARENTS ARE EVEN TO THIS DAY......
Yuga's Dream Shifted Yet Again......
Yuga beheld The Sea King and The Enchantress Hag, doing fucked up horrors within their Deranged and Manic Logic as TWO PERMANENTLY QUIRK MADDENED AND CROWN MANIC HUMANS due to their ridiculously powerful "YIM CROWN" and "GACHLILIT HAT" bullshit trauma respectively........
The Insanity of these Deranged Adults were just bothering and torturing GOSHEN, THE HATTER AND BLACKSMITH, a very awkward middle aged man with two Prosthetic and Robotic Legs to do something for those fucked up and Manic People.......
Of course Poor Goshen, to end this Deranged Torture from two people that CAN'T BE PUNISHED DUE TO THE NATURE OF MADNESS, agreed to "MAKE THE THING"..........
Yuga's Dream Shifted Yet Again......
A fucking sobbing and heartbroken Goshen was hammering a powerful artifact into existence like........
NO.......
To Yuga's Fucked up horror, he saw THE COMPLETED ARTIFACT FROM GOSHEN'S OWN HORRIFIC HANDS.........
It was a A CROWN like The Sea King's Yim Crown, but made of sliver, less bulky in weight, with embedded dark blue jewels, and with glowing green engravings of Nordic Runes.......
With a dark and calm voice from Goshen's own lips that rang like a fucking terrifying siren in Yuga's Soul even though this man wasn't shouting........
"BEHOLD, THINE DARKEST CROWN.......EVEDON, THY CROWN OF DOOM".........
Yuga's Dream immediately cut to black......
-------------------The Lull of Evedon Dream End-------------------------
-----------------------------------------------Thalia POV------------------------
"THE LULL OF EVEDON DREAM"......
JESUS THAT'S HORRIFYING JEHOVAH..........
BECAUSE IT WAS CLEAR AS FUCK TO EVERYONE "WHO THE SEA KING AND THE ENCHANTRESS HAG ARE, IN RELATION TO YUGA AOYAMA'S BULLSHIT TRAMUA"........
THAT'S THE MOST POWERFULLY DERANGED "GIFT" YOU CAN "GIVE" TO YUGA AOYAMA.........
POOR GOSHEN, WHO CLEARLY CREATED "YIM CROWN", "GACHLILIT HAT", AND NOW THIS FUCKED UP "EVEDON CROWN" THAT HE DEFINITELY DIDN'T WANT TO MAKE.......
OBVIOUSLY GOSHEN, AS A POWERFUL HATTER AND BLACKSMITH, USED TO BE A FUCKING ASSHOLE IF HE DESIGNED "YIM" AND "GACHLILIT" TO BE "THAT FUCKED UP" IN BULLSHIT TRAMUA TOWARDS PEOPLE.........
KEY WORDS: USED TO BE A FUCKING ASSHOLE
NOT A ASSHOLE ANYMORE BUT HE HAD TO CREATE "EVEDON".......
"PERMANENT QUIRK MADNESS AND CROWN MANIA".....
"SEA" AND "MAGIC".........
JESUS.......
EVEDON, THE CROWN HAD "ALL THE SHIT OF YIM AND GACHLILIT COMBINED AND MORE SHIT"..........
THALIA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD EXCEPT FOR "THE MAD AOYAMA COUPLE" BY A VERY HEARTBROKEN ADONAI WHILE HE WAS QUIETLY CRYING.......
-----------------------------------------Percy POV------------------------------
"YEAH, THAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH MADNESS AS ALL PEOPLES ACKNOWLEDGE.......FORTUNATELY GOSHEN, WHO USED HIS BENEVOLENCE NOWADAYS TO MAKE EVEDON INTO A GENUINELY HAPPY AND THERAPEUTIC DEVICE......WHILE HARU AOYAMA AKA THE SEA KING AND HANA AOYAMA AKA THE ENCHANTRESS HAG WERE TOO BUSY WITH 'GOOFS', GOSHEN SNUCK INTO THE LAIR OF THE SEA KING AND THE CAVE OF THE ENCHANTRESS HAG TO 'FIX YIM AND GACHLILIT' TO BE EXACTLY WHAT SUCH ENCHANTED OBJECTS SHOULD BE DESIGNED FOR ACCORDING TO TRUE DIVINITY".........
IS GOSHEN A HECTOR WHITEWATER AKA HEPHAESTUS/VULCAN KID??????
BECAUSE "CRIPPLED LEGS" AND "BLACKSMITHING SHIT" IS TELLING YA KNOW.........
ALSO, EVEN THOUGH IF "ENCHANTER QUIRK SHIT" WAS DONE BY ANYONE BUT "ENCHANTER QUIRK WELDERS" WOULD BE CONSIDERED TO BE "A TRUE WITCHCRAFT THING", WHY WOULD "CURSED ARTIFACTS" BE CONSIDERED TO BE "THERAPEUTIC DEVICES" IN GOD'S OWN VIEWPOINT REGARDING THIS TOPIC??????
IF "THE AOYAMA FAMILY SHITSTORM" ACTUALLY "KNEW A MORTAL WHITEWATER KID" THEN DOES THAT MEAN THAT "YUGA" IS "A LEGACY"??????
PERCY'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD EXCEPT FOR THE MAD AOYAMA COUPLE BY JEHOVAH.....
-----------------------------------------Simon POV-------------------------------
"HARU: THY SON OF SIMON WHITEWATER AKA POSEIDON/NEPTUNE
AND......
HANA: THY DAUGHTER OF HAILEY WHITEWATER AKA HECATE/TRIVIA
YUGA INHERITED ALL THY INSTINCT OF THINE OCEANIC GRANDFATHER SIMON AND THINE SPOOKY GRANDMOTHER HAILEY ALONG WITH OTHER THINGS THY CHILD INHERITED.....THINE MOST AWKWARD THING ABOUT YUGA IS THY OWN LOGIC BEHIND THINE HUMAN SOUL IS 'TOO MUCH LIKE THY GRANDFATHER' EVEN THOUGH HARU NEVER MET THY OWN FATHER.......YUGA, WITH GET HEALTHY IN THINE BODY THY INSTANT HE PLACED EVEDON ONTO THINE OWN HEAD........THY AWKWARDNESS IS THY UNNAMED QUIRK OF YUGA PREFERRED THY MOTHER AND GRANDMOTHER IN THY OWN DESIRE BUT, THY QUIRK BEHELD THINE OWN HUMAN WELDER'S CURRENTLY SANE SOUL AND SAW ONLY SEA, MORESO THEN THINE OWN FATHER....THY QUIRK OF YUGA BEHELD THINE HUMAN WELDER'S LOINS AND ALL OF THY FRUITS OF FORNICATIONS THAT DWELL ON HYRULEHELM, YUGA'S SEAT OF GLORY AND BEHELD THINE HUMAN WELDER'S CURRENTLY SANE SOUL BECOMING UNINTENTIONALLY MORPHED INTO THINE OWN GRANDFATHER'S QUIRK IN TERMS OF THY SANE LOGIC......ALL HYRULEMORPHIC LIFE ARE YUGA SPAWN AND DUE TO THY NATURAL DEVELOPMENT OF SUCH LIFE ALL THE WAY TO ADOLESCENCE OR YOUNG ADULTHOOD, YUGA IS TURNING INTO HIS GENUINE GRANDFATHER IN HOW YUGA REARED THY OWN BORN SAPIENT BUT NOT ELDER HUMAN DESCENDANTS"......
*AWKWARD AND BASHFUL BLUSHING*......
CAN THIS PARTICULAR TEENAGE GODLING IN EVERYTHING BUT BODY AT THE MOMENT PLEASE LEARN HOW TO MAKE HIS OWN SANITY BEYOND HIS ESSENCE NOT JUST BE "POSEIDON, THE ESSENCE" BECAUSE "POSEIDON, THE GOD" HAD TO CONTROL HIS "DEFAULT ESSENCE LOGIC" REGARDING "MORTAL CHILDREN".........
LIKE YUGA PLEASE, YOUR PROBABLY MONSTROUS IN NATURE, MORTAL, AND UNDERSTANDABLY ANNOYED HYRULIAN OFFSPRINGS AREN'T "JUST NEAT PLUSHIES WITH COOL POWERS".......
YOU ARE PROBABLY VERY UNINTENTIONALLY AGGRAVATING FOR YOUR HYRULIAN OFFSPRINGS AND DESCENDANTS IF YOU THINK THAT "YOUR LOGIC BEHIND MORTALS" IS ACTUALLY "PRETTY NORMAL AND WELL-SUITED IN YOUR TREATMENT OF BORN SAPIENT AND MORTAL BEINGS"...
IT'S TEMPTING TO GET "BEST FATHER HAT" OR SOMETHING SIMILAR AND WEAR THAT CRAP AROUND YOUR MORTAL KIDDOS BUT NO, IF YOU'RE JUST "POSEIDON, THE ESSENCE" IN YOUR SANE LOGIC BEYOND YOUR ACTUAL ESSENCE'S CRAP THAT HONESTLY WANTED TO BE "MORE LIKE HECATE" THEN JUST "NO" YUGA........
*AWKWARDLY WHOLESOME LAUGHTER FROM PERCY JACKSON IN THE GROUP CHAT AND FOR GOOD REASONS*......
LIKE IF YOU REALLY WANT "NEAT PLUSHIES WITH COOL POWERS" THAT WOULDN'T BE TOXIC, PLEASE JUST BESTOW A QUIRK BOON ON A GENUINE QUIRKLESS ANIMAL AND CHANNEL YOUR CRAP THAT WAY........
POSEIDON'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY THE MORAI SISTERS WHILE GIGGLING MISCHIEVOUSLY............
-----------------------------------------Yuga POV---------------------------
----------------Many Hours Later------------------------
5PM........
Yuga Aoyama woke up from a deep sleep....
Yuga saw this comfy looking hat that was just a regular ol' Bastille Band Hat on his nightstand beside his bed......
Yuga put this hat on his head.......
*IMMEDIATE AND POWERFUL RUSH OF HORNY DOOFUS ENERGY BLASTING YUGA'S SKULL*.......
Yuga immediately smacked this "Hat" away and of course the illusion shattered, revealing The Evedon Crown......
However, Yuga still felt "CHANGED PHYSICALLY" even after he smacked Evedon away.......
Yuga then realized something that he WASN'T FEELING.......
NO PAIN, IN THE STOMACH.....
Yuga carefully and cautiously removed his Support Gear Belt.......
That Blasted Quirk that was GIVEN TO YUGA by that AFO bastard, didn't automatically activate....
Yuga Aoyama then felt Evedon, The Enchanted Crown radiating a very sad and confused aura that seemed to whisper in Yuga's Soul the following shit from where it was laying on the ground in Yuga's bedroom......
"I'M SORRY FOR THE BAMBOOZLING YUGA....I JUST WANTED TO HELP YOU OUT......DON'T YOU FEEL BETTER NOW????? DON'T YOU LIKE HOW I MADE ALL YOUR MEMORIES OF HORNY DOOFUS FUN EVER SINCE YOU WERE 12 YEARS OLD FINALLY SCRATCH YOUR FLEAS IN YOUR HEART REGARDING LOVE?"..........
The instant Yuga vibed what Evedon just said about horny crap, was the moment he definitely felt "DEEP SATISFACTION" in his horny bits.......
*SOFT AND SLIGHTLY FRISKY MOAN IN YUGA'S THROAT*........
Yuga and Evedon, that cursed crown on his belt loop, was suddenly warped onto The Planet of Hyrulehelm, a place that he always had the ability to warp to regardless of his shit, but in this CURRENT SITUATION it was clear that Yuga was SUMMONED...
A Adult Bobokin, a type of Hyrulian Goblin, colored white and had blue stripes on his skin which told Yuga that THIS BOBOKIN was A BONE DANCER, a very powerful but rare variety of Bobokin that always had Enchanter/Bone Manipulation Quirk Shit, was in front of Yuga and outside of this Bone Dancer Bobokin's summoning sigil circle that Yuga was in the center of......
Of course this Adult Bobokin was grumpy about Seeing Yuga for some inexplicable reason but, this Adult Bobokin swallowed his pride and politely asked Yuga.......
"HELLO FATHER, I KNOW YOU'RE A VERY BUSY PERSON WHO ATTENDED TO MANY THINGS BUT, CAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME WITH PUNISHING THIS INSUFFERABLE HYRULIAN NAMED TOMURA?"......
TOMURA????
WHY ON EARTH WOULD ANY HYRULIAN INTENTIONALLY NAME THEIR OWN KID "DREAD" OR "LOATHSOME BLIGHT" IN HYRULEGLYPHS??????
YUGA'S ADULT BOBOKIN KIDDO SPOKE AWKWARDLY AND IN A POLITE VOICE THAT SEEMED FORCED FOR SOME UNKNOWN REASON.........
"I HATE HOW UNPREDICTABLE THE GROUP CHAT IS AND ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S A JEHOVAH THING FATHER......ALL I KNOW IS THIS INSUFFERABLE HYRULIAN MAN 'LIVED UP TO HIS NAME' TOWARDS MY KINDRED AND YOUR MORTAL OFFSPRINGS......EVEN THOUGH HE'S CURSED WITH A STRANGE ALIMENT THAT MADE HIM MUTE AMONG OTHER STRANGE THINGS IN HIS FORM AS A HYRULIAN, THIS PARTICULAR YOUNG MAN SAW THIS SHIT FROM HYRULEHELM AS A WHOLE AS 'A GAME' AND ACTED ACCORDINGLY IN HIS ANNOYINGLY BEAUTIFUL AND EXPERTLY TAILORED HERO'S TUNIC THAT WAS COLORED DARK RED LIKE BLOOD.....HE IS A MENACE AND OBVIOUSLY DIDN'T KNOW 'FEAR OF YOU' FATHER.........THE LEGENDS OF YOU TORMENTING THAT DICKISH HYRULIAN MAN NAMED ODELL FOR BLINDING THE HINOX NAMED KNOBOUS WITH SUCH A CRUELLY UNDERHANDED STRATEGY, OBVIOUSLY NEVER REACHED THIS PARTICULAR TOMURA'S EARS"....
Yuga immediately sighed in absolute irritation as he grumbled out loud towards this Adult Bobokin and his troop of family and friends nearby in this cave.....
"DAMNIT IT'S A OUTER BORN"......
Of course everyone in the background and especially The Bobokin that Summoned Yuga's ass here to stop this dipshit immediately started snarling and hissing in very understandable annoyance and irritated crap because everyone in this place and especially Yuga's ass KNEW THE TRUTH ABOUT OUTER BORN PEOPLE AND THE SPECIAL DESTINY THEY ALL GET IF THEY GET "A TRIFORCE RUNE" THAT ALLOWED THEM TO TRAVEL BACK AND FORTH FROM THEIR HOME PLANET TO HYRULEHELM.........
----------------------------------------------Shouta POV------------------------------
"THY AWKWARD RAMIFICATIONS OF SEEING REALITY OF THINE DIFFERENT CULTURE AND PLANET AS THY CHILD'S GAME....AT LEAST THINE BLOOD MOON REVIVED ALL YUGA'S SLAIN MORTAL KINDRED AFTER A WEEK PERIOD.....THY OUTER BORN IS THY MAN KNOWN AS TOMURA SHIGARAKI, THY LEADER OF THINE GROUP OF MADMEN CALLED THY PARANORMAL LEAGUE IN MY OWN EYES........TOMURA RECOVERED FROM THY WOUNDS THAT OCCURRED DURING THY USJ ONSLAUGHT SHORTLY BEFORE THY SPORTS FESTIVAL"......
AH DAMNIT NO WONDER WHY NOBODY HEARD FROM "L.O.V. BULLSHIT TRAMUA"......
BECAUSE "THE BOSS" WAS SLIDING INTO CHILDISH DICKERY TOWARDS A ALIEN PLANET FOR WEEKS NOW BECAUSE OF COURSE THIS MAN WOULD....
BECAUSE BEFORE PEOPLE LEARNED THAT "OH YEAH, HYRULE ACTUALLY EXISTS AND THAT'S WHERE ALL OF YUGA AOYAMA'S DICK SPAWN LIVED FOR THE MOST PART" NOBODY KNEW THAT "HYRULEHELM EXISTED" BEYOND JUST "THE LEGEND OF ZELDA VIDEO GAMES"......
AWKWARD....
PLEASE HAVE THIS QUIRK MADDENED MAN CONNECT THE DOTS TO HIS CRAPSHOW...
SHOUTA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY THE MORAI SISTERS WHILE GIGGLING IN AWKWARD NERVOUSNESS.....
Shouta Aizawa AKA Eraserhead continued grading papers...