Au short story ideas

by coffeeg, NightengalesMidnightmelody

Summary:

All the different Aus that fill my brain
That could become full fics but for now will get small chapters.

You can suggest ideas or you can ask for more of a one of the many aus.

Please for the love of god do not ask for incest.
FASTEST WAY TO LOSE COMMENT PRIVILEGES.

Chapter 1

Hello everyone this will be a completion of short stories.

Different aus that have boiled in my mind
As many authors know plot farms happen and mine goes crazy.

Sometimes I think of them on my own and others my lovely platonic Work wife Coffeeg likes to feed me small snippets in hopes my brain will go ohhhhhh I like this here you go.

We might make these into full fics or do chapters of each one depending on what you guys request to see more of if you see an idea you like and want to use ask permission or give credit and link us your fic so we can read it.

Now here's the big rule

NO INCEST REQUESTS.
IF I OR G GET A REGUEST FOR THAT.
WE WILL BLOCK YOU IF IT KEEPS HAPPENING WE WILL RESTRICT COMMENTS TO ONLY REGISTERED USERS.

Chapter 2: Rock Branch Au Pt. 1

what if branch was a rock troll like she left her village and found a new music she just appeared in rock city one day looking like death warmed over it took months for the doctors to even get her name from her they'd just been calling her pebbles.

 

Her grandpa blurigard was a full blooded rock troll so branch had inherited her grandpas full blood rockness and wat if blurigards family was still alive and the fam would be shocked to discover that their long lost relative blurigard had actually had a family before he passed away, Branch would be the only rock troll in the family besides her grandfather and mom who would be half rock troll

branch is a full blooded rock troll who got pop troll coloring

When the hospital finally made the choice they called the number they had gotten from a different rock trolls medical file was this aginst protocal? probably but this troll needed to know this family needed to know.

After all this family had looked for answers for years and this time they had the answers.

Sid was  shocked to receive a phone call from the hospital that tells them that they have discovered he has a relative his phone held tight to his ear the world fading into noise.

He had a relative in the hospital? 

Who?

He rushed the  fuck over with his friends because what the actual fuck?! 

Sid was  shocked when the doctors showed him the test results "we wouldn't have called you if we weren't Sure we ran the test three times each time the same result your one of her couisn's"

Then they allowed Sid to enter branch's room Sid could see the family resemblance.

The troll was a muddy Cyan color and her hair was a charcoal black with blue tint

Branch was laying down and turned her head to look over at the door.

Branch was confused as to why this troll was in her room she even asked "Who are you why are you here?" her eyes flicking from him to the doctors.

Sid had tears building in his eyes as he cautiously walked towards branch and introduce himself to her slowly sitting down next to the bed.

"I'm..I'm Sid Fret and I think I'm your cousin?" He says sitting next to her and tentatively taking her hand into his it was small compared to his  "You don't sound so sure I'm branch..but they've been calling me pebble"

Sid nervously chuckles at the nickname "that it's cute" he responds then explains that he's just nervous about meeting her since he just found out that he had cousin and branch pulls out an album she had hidden in her hair shows Sid an old family album of her family and shows an old pic of a young Rosie and Blurigard.

"oh shit yeah that's a rock troll" he says pointing at Blurigard "you can tell by the ear shape and his Hight somewhat but the muddy colors definitely a rock troll "

"huh. Grandpa did say I always took more to his side of the family than my brothers did."

"Wait what was your grandpas name?"

"Blurigard why? Sid are you okay?"

Chapter 3: The spit ball chapter

Summary:

this is us actually throwing ideas at each other.
Thats it thats the chapter lol

What if Branch was still a pop star but she had like the popstar persona when she's on stage and then she just has this grumpy I f****** hate you guts type attitude when she's not

In wat au would this be in though or is it a new one

I don't know should it be a new one? I feel like she would of changed her name from bitty b to something else though she climbed her way to the top but she has her gray self to hide the fact she is or was a famous pop star. Prehaps she stopped performing for a while

Let's put it on the back burner for now or we can incorporate it into one the other fics if u want

Or she could be a retired popstar wit legendary status

Yes

What if sid noticed Billy's interest in branch I know canonically rock trolls aren't the brightest but like I feel this is something straight up he'd notice cuz family

Yes he'd be protective of his new found cousin but also try to subletly help him or branch realize their feelings for eachother
And wat do u think about the family getting involved too u know playing matchmaker

They would totally do that hell even barb would get involved

But they're not going make it easy through

Nope sid is going to learn that branch is stubborn as a buffalo

True she inherited it from her grandpa it turns out it was Rosie who pursued blurigard when they first met

Wat if sid works as a part time sound engineer for various bands and billy happens to be one of his clients

Well isn't that what he does canonically? According to the wiki anyways id double check tho

Yea he does and wat if he inherited a recording studio

I can see that but also branch knows how to work machines cannoniclly as well I can see her working outside like half way in an angler bus trying to figure out whats wrong with the kving piece of machinerly

Oh i can see that. Plus branch would help out her cuz around the studio and the angler buses. Wat if branch was wondering around the city running some errands for Sid and stumbled upon billy and his band having trouble

I will never understand why they went with living vehicles like cool concept and all. I can also see that she just walks over fixes what ever it was that broke and walked away

Neither will I but even poppy and branch went in a talking balloon. Billy and the band were too busy arguing that they barely noticed her until their sound equipment began working properly again

That I think bothered me a lot more then it should have. They would of seen sid fist bump a muddy cyan troll as they walked away after their equipment was working

Well just remember it's pure fiction and merely a cartoon

"Sup. looks like her really does know her way around machines after all."

Plus since Billy is this cool and swivel troll wat if whenever Branch's around he makes a complete fool of himself

Oh my god mammy would.make him work for her approval to marry her great great granddaughter

Yes she would

Like you want my baby prove it bitch

Yes and branch is just oblivious to the whole situation

Lol like the poor girl is like what's going on oh nothing oh okay?

Her hex girl cousins invite branch to jam wit them as their singer and gave her a makeover & poor Billy was a goner

The poor bastard lil

Can u Imagine the looks on her bros faces when they meet their rock family and meet Branch's husband billy

Oh my god we need to do it better yet they have a baby, either way works for me

Either

Wat if barb initiated a tribal summons since branch is her one of ambassadors/voice of reason and brozone happens to be Poppy's ambassadors or tagalongs.

I agree 🙌

.Plus branch is currently pregnant when barb decided on the summons

.so imagine the looks on their faces when they see a pregnant branch being accompanied by an elderly troll doting on her

Chapter 4: Spit balls part 2

Summary:

Thsi this is what happens when I leave my wife unsupervised.

I had to get a new phone and lost our old text messages.

She however has every single one.

We are chaos gremlins

How does Billy even feel when branch asked him for his phone number

Like poppy did when she found out branch was a member of brozone and was bitty b

Lol true plus now barb is getting in on the action too once branch to explain how they really met. That had barb laughing like crazy

Yes yes it did she refused to explain to branch why she was laughing too

After they finished shopping they went to see branchs family and barb was surprised by the warm welcome and even got to call Mortica mammy too

Yes

Plus wat do u think about them performing a concert like summons for each tribe and then presenting them the real official summons wit branch leading the charge

HA I LOVE STAR WARS if branch was a Jedi what order do you think they'd be part of also your move

THAT'S GENIUS

It's the best part of being a nerd

Surprise me on that one

That's the problem would branch be natural or part of the order or a syth if she was part of the order she'd probably be a legend

Branch mostly relies on instincts in order to survive and has to keep a logical head at times when needed

Very true...Also your turn btw idk but If branch was being courted by a troll who would it be and why

It's now your turn also while Brigette is a sweet heart she and all other burgens are fucking ugly like wtf

Ik RIT, but now barb has poppy on her hit list

Yes yes she does...like every thing else was so cute and shit and they threw in literal cannibalism

Yea thats the magic of animation

It's funny though it's not a Disney movie with out some form of death in it. What makes it worse I'm not wrong

Know ur not

But like of all the routes they could have gone they went with cannibalism

Plus barb ends up spending the nit sleeping over with branch and the next day the get to work on the summons

Lol yes

Wat if barb and branch select each group of bands to perform for each tribe including Branch's cousins the hex girls and bad hair day & branch asks if she could preform wit her cousins for pop village to the song trap of love

I feel like barb would agree but branch would be heavily disguised

On which part

If she was to go she'd wear a disguise to look less like branch in order to keep trolls from harassing her

Wat if she dressed like Daphne from mystery inc when she preformed wit the hex girls, but plot twist Ron and melody and cooper know it's her

That's an idea and that's how mammy became a great great great mammy

Chapter 5: Spit ball part 3

Summary:

So garden of scars already exists.
But these are some concepts I forgot had been suggested.

But now I need names for branches palismin.

Im open to suggestions!
Nothing inappropriate please.

I wish I could translate with out Google translate because I'm getting asked by a reader in Spanish questions witch are amazing about garden and I'm using Google translate to read and respond

That's fine honey

Like they just asked if branch could use glifs like in owl house! I didn't even consider that! So now that might become cannon!

Trust me I'm Hispanic and I still suck at speaking Spanish too and that is super genius why didn't we think of that. We should include it what if she had one similar to like string bean or owlbert

While I love string bean I adore owlbert cute little guy both are so adorable but just owls

What if we created as a combo of both of them a snake with owl wings

Kinda like a chimera

Plus branch using gifs would make her the first and only one being able to use it and has journals upon journals of gifs combos and descriptions of each one and yes like chimera

I like it kinda a poison ivy owl house combi

Yes it is plus imagine the looks at everyones faces when they meet Branch's palisman

Just pure shock because they've never seen it before best part she found the fucking staff in a cave and was like this is mine now holy shit your actually alive I'm keeping you

She spoils it rotten

Yes

Plus when she uses it to fly their faces especially the fuck trolls was priceless
I meant funk trolls

I fucking snorted the fuck trolls hahaha 😂🤣

Shall we combine the two comments with branch and mammy and the bzone

Qui

Chapter 6: 6

Summary:

My wife left me unsupervised

Also your move but also Branch being married to tresillo and having no memory of the pop trolls

Ooh a new one tell me about it

What if branch lost all memories of being a pop troll after a few years of being gray and was found wandering by the bounty hunters the Reggaeton group immediately taking control and trying with help from the others to get this husk of a troll talking but she doesn't even remember her own name let alone what genre she was

Ooh 🤯 I luv it

Shall we?

Qui Mon Cheri 😉 Plus wat do u think about making adding to while branch lost her memories she taught/raised by the creatures of the forest

I feel like she'd remember her survival skills

Wat if they helped her improve it

So have this Touch starved Branch

Intrigued go on

Well pop trolls are touchy and huggy with everyone but the gray troll First troll to show her positive affection she's not allowed a child to him like this is mine no you can't have them they have given me the affection not you mine like an angry cat OR she's going to go what are you doing why are you doing this and if she's told it's affection she's going to look at them and go did I tell you to stop like this is the first time I've gotten a hug that I willingly and cooperating with please just hug me until I tell you stop because I'm uncomfortable you actually were like hey I'ma give you a hug and then hug you didn't just suddenly hug me like some people

I can see that and double ⏫ muv 😘

what do you think about this one for amnesia Branch she actually roams a while before she actually gets together with tresillo

I like it

Since branch roams awhile, she visits all the tribes but mostly interacts wit the wildlife and local residents would try to interact wit her

I can see that. I like it what if she ended up settling near the reggaeton tribes settlement

Chapter 7: Crystal Au

Summary:

This was was born into a full fic but we are wiling to write one shots for crystal gardens.

My wife once again left me unsupervised-g

I did.- gale

Also ur turn btw I had an interesting idea for crystal

What was it?

Well I had an idea on how to start the official first chapter if you wanted to hear it

Yes gurl

So it starts during the night with slavers around a camp fire and a cage with trolls of various ages in it. However branch and her fellows know about them and because of the funk trolls they can make underwater breathing apparatuses that goes only in the mouth and allows one to breath through the regulator. Branch being lean and frail as she appears is an amazing underwater swimmer due to having some very intense night vision due to the side effects of a feral life style. We will need to put a nudity warning because branch and her fellows are at the edge of the river much farther down branch would strip off whatever it is she was wearing and walk into the water the regulator clamped between her teeth as she slowly sunk below the water as the others took to the trees and sky's branch would swim silently to the camp set by the trolls and slowly poke her head up out of the water doing a finger infront of her face as a shushing motion as a captive troll spots the water being disterbed as she rises out of it the trolls on land standing quickly because a lot of water being disterbed at once is a good sign of hey big scary thing here or a tree of some sort fell in tp the water nope its the fucking queen in her fucking birthdau suit she would spit out the regulater and hold up a knife with a blank look on her face. "Surrender or die"

Fucking yes bitch

Like can you picture the terror? She's fucking naked with a knife her hair is plastered to her body and other trolls are just dropping out of trees as she moves forward using the knife to lift the chin of one of the slavers with a melancholy smile on her face "your kind still haven't learned have you? Round them up free the captives" All the fucking while she has no fucking care in the world for her state as illegal shit happening on her turf

Yes after they free the captives, branch and those remaining decide to get rid of them for good
Branch gives them a wicked smile as she lifts her knife as she says, "Night Night"

Better she turns and walks back towards the water picking up the regulator as she goes saying " get the captives back to the city then deal with the trash" before walking back into the water and vanishing

Oh I luv it. The captives were a bit weary of the these new trolls, but it was better than wat their former keepers did

"Please follow us. We'll take u somewhere safe."

Chapter 8: Addams Family Style

Summary:

When g told me to check the fic I started in my chair giggling then transferred to the ground because I couldn't fucking stop WHY DO I LEAVE YOU UNSUPERVISED!🤣

BCUZ U LET ME 😈 LOL 🤣😆

Okay so rock troll branch like she just became a rock troll. What if they where visiting rock city having been invited by barb and branch is either her ambassador or her partner

Is barb a dude in this or a chick cuz I'm fine wit either

I like the idea of big butch lesbian with her girl friend because branch being the version from crystal

So where were we 💬

Lesbians I'm sorry I typed before I thought 😂

I meant like the setting like does it take place in pot village Rock City or trollstopia I meant pop 🤣

Either rock city or trollstopia. I love how my response to your first question was fucking lesbians though

I luved it

Just no thoughts just gay trolls 🌈🤣

For barb and branch : Hallelujah it's raining chicks

Because big butch barb is a vibe with frail looking girlfriend

Branch adores her girlfriend and gets affectionate wit her

Ye shall we?

Qui mon cheri

😊

Lol I'm in the Addams mood

YES BITCH!!!!!!!!!!! Barb as Gomez and branch as Mortica

Ohhh what if trolls knew branch had left her village but like didn't know she swapped genres

Wat if branch wear similar styles of clothing that Morticia wears by rock style. The same goes wit barb

I can see that but like they don't dress up very often branch dresses up more because barb thinks she looks hot and keeps buying her shit also your move

Yes barb only wears the suit on special occasions or for business

But she will occasionally wear a button down that's pitch black with the sleeves rolled up and ripped jeans and combat boots

👍

Chapter 9: Political Marriage

Summary:

I LOOKED AWAY FOR FIVE SECONDS-Gale

HEHEHEHE 😇➡️😈

Should Ron and Mel be in this one?

We can have them acting as the caretakers of pop village while peppy is away and branch does FaceTime them so they can keep in touch

Yes

Ok, how's this for the mother one remember your suggestion of branch being a retired pop star to one of my ideas??

Yep

Combine it with the single mom

YAS 👍

Also also I had idea what if in order to keep Volkov from taking the strings a pop troll had to be offered up as a bride like a political marriage and poppy most certainly does not want to be his wife and they offer up branch instead

OH I LUV IT 😍 💞

Also plot twist with how she behaves they think she's the pop princess not poppy So would you like to hear the newest one about the political marriage thing

YES

So branch agrees to marry Volkov on the condition that he doesn't steal or take the strings and they would form political alliances in exchange and try to reform old friendships. However due to branch taking charge many trolls think she's the princess willing to give up herself in exchange for protecting her tribe and no one thought to correct them not even the king of pop. But because of this it causes tension between branch and the snack pack the twins could try to sabotage the wedding dress but toven comes in clutch and remakes the disaster into something a million times better then what they could ever imagine however branch and volkov have some issues due to both having a very similar headstrong attaute but branch has massive insecurity and anxity but both do not want to sleep with each other yet so branch has her own rooms but what concerns the rock trolls is branch has little to no personal effects and ehen asked about it she closes herself ofd

I luv it but wat if branch did try to tell volkov that she wasn't the princess but none of them believed her

Oh she did best part the rock trolls figured it out but fuck with the pop trolls by pretending they still believe she's the princess and peppy calling branch one of his girls does not help anything but we could.make her an actual princess by having peppy having adopted her with branches permission in secret in case poppy really fucked up

The rock trolls were impressed by Branch's willingness to help her people, but poppy tries to help

It makes shit real awkward when she does

How would volkov and the other leaders react to all this when poppy spills the beans on Branch's true heritage

Let's go find out shall we?

Indeed cara mia

Mon cher

Chapter 10: Adopted Rock Princess PT 1

Summary:

Hi ☺️ guys it's G here.... this chapter is gonna be abit different and we wanted to show u our dear readers wat our selection process is for selecting names for our characters for a change aside from the ideas 💡

Hope u enjoy 😜

I HAD AN IDEA WHAT IF THRASH HAD ADOPTED TROLLING BRANCH CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW OVERLY PROTECTIVE BARB WOULD BE

Yes bitch

Like he just returns home with a shell shocked trolling because abandoned trolling and he goes mine and walks into his home and just goes "BARB COME HERE"

Barb would have been so exciting cuz now she has a sibling of her own or is Barbara a boy in this one

Hmm idk you pick your turn to pick this time

Boy

Yesh

I mean volkov would be the perfect brother for branch

So wat if in this fic, branch ran away from her caretakers Ron and Mel in the middle of the nit and somehow bumped into thrash or maybe she tried to help escape a predator and he decided to take her wit him

I was thinking more along the lines of her being left behind on purpose Ron and melody aren't a part of her life in this one because they are in a bunch of others and wouldn't that just be the cherry on the cake think about it branch who shouldn't give a shit about her old tribe preventing the strings from being taken by going a diplomatic route

Oooh I luv it

Hehe so should we start it from volkov being literally handed his new sister?

"wats this squishy thing?" He literally has no idea wat baby girl trolling looks like

OMG XD

U like

I love it

So imagine thrash having to explain that he's going to be a big brother now

Oh what if they renamed her??

Wat shall it be

Not barb that's for sure.....WAIT I HAVE A BOOK OF FLOWER NAMES

Take ur time honey 🍯

Well the language of flowers apparently amethyst is also a flower

Hm 🤔 I like it any other options you might like

Azalea means temperance

Go on...wat r ur top five choices. Take your time to look for it honey I'm going to be taking a while to respond back with my comments

Ebony
Zinnia
Bramble
Aspen
Dahlia
Fern
Hemlock
Gloxinina
Ivy
Nettle
Sage

.fern
.hemlock
.ivy
.ebony
.dahlia

Wat r ur choices

Well wanna know the meaning of hemlock? It's very metal

Do tell 😏

You will be my death

Let's go with that one I love it

Yes

How would volkov and branchs sibling relationship go