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Titans at War: The Rise
[ We begin our story within a forest as the camera pans over it. Tall pines tower over the landscape, accompanied by the lake in the background as a flock of seagulls fly overhead. A dramatic tune plays over the scene as we cut to different sections of the forest; one by the cliff, one by the river, and one by the elimination ceremony, which consists of ten stumps for people to sit on ]
[ Cut to the next scene where two people are standing in front of a sign that reads “Camp Crimson Lake”, one is a man with sleek black hair, topped off with a matching suit, gray slacks, and brown shoes. The other is a blonde woman decked out in a scarlet dress with matching heels. Their name tags are pinned on the right side of the man’s suit and the left side of the woman’s dress, reading “Josh” and “Blaineley” ]
Josh: Welcome to the hottest new reality show, here on beautiful Camp Crimson Lake! I’m your host, Josh Preston!
Blaineley: And I’m your host Millie Stacey O’Halloran! But you can call me Blaineley, so long as you keep on my good side. [ winks ] We’ve recently renovated this rundown campground into something more…liveable, you could say.
Josh: But don’t think this’ll be a walk in the park for our eighteen castaways, nooooo sir.
Blaineley: This game will put alliances to the test, and see just how much you can trust your competition.
Josh: Emotions will run high, tears will be shed, and tensions will burn! Most importantly, we’ll get to watch the drama unfold on the big screen.
Blaineley: In the end, only one contestant will walk away a millionaire and win the title of “The Golden Titan”.
[ We’re shown the visual of a titan decked out in gold holding up a cup of victory ]
Josh: So, strap onto your seats cuz it’s about to get chaotic up in here.
Blaineley: Because this is…
Josh and Blaineley: Titans at War: Chaneque!
[ The shot pans out to reveal the hosts posing in front of the sign before the scene cuts to a red background, followed by golden letters emphasizing the title one by one ]
[ Fade to Opening Theme ]
[ We are shown several cameras popping out from random parts around the forest to the beat of a determined rock tune, think Union, Slopes of St. Benedict by Sabaton. Cameras spring out from trees, in holes on the grass, through bushes, even through the pillow inside of a cabin ]
To arms!!!
Under one banner!
[ Cut to Tramp and Buster engaged in a fierce tug of war with each other over a mud puddle before we flash over to Sagwa and Penny observing from a tree branch before Courage pops out from above them, causing all three to scream ]
As a unit, we stand!
And united, we fall!
[ We zoom over to where Starlight and Sabrina are practicing magic toward, the mauve alicorn manifests a bucket of apples before them while the teenage witch manifests an apple tree above them. The apples fall and pelt the duo as they unsuccessfully duck the projectiles. Cut to Stella and Olive standing over a raft with duel sticks, both women fiercely lock eyes as they push their sticks against one another ]
As one!
Fighting together!
[ We then jump over to Bloo and Renaldo engaged in a food fight in the cafeteria against Sylvester and Lucy. Bloo gets mashed potatoes splattered on his face while Renaldo gets an egg yolk right on the forehead. Sylvester gets a chicken drum to the noggin while Lucy gets chocolate pudding splattered on her right cheek. Arthur ends up getting caught in the middle of it as a cup of apple sauce knocks him down ]
Bringing an end to the slaughter!
[ We zoom over to Shere Khan and Tai Lung against Pearl and Ariel in a paintball battle as the four contestants feverishly shoot at each other ]
Winds are changing!
[ A flame transition shows both rows of contestants walking to someplace; Ariel, Arthur, Bloo, Buster, Courage, Lucy, Olive, Pearl, and Penny from the left, before cutting to Renaldo, Sabrina, Sagwa, Shere Khan, Starlight, Stella, Sylvester, Tai Lung, and Tramp from the right ]
Head of North!
[ Another flame transition shows Buster and Tramp sitting on opposite sides of the campfire, both parties glance at each other before Josh and Blaineley pop up out of nowhere between them while the shot pans out to reveal the rest of the contestants sitting on stumps around the fire; Buster’s side has Sagwa, Penny, Shere Khan, Pearl, Courage, Renaldo, and Olive, while Tramp’s side has Starlight, Tai Lung, Stella, Sabrina, Bloo, Arthur, Sylvester, Ariel, and Lucy ]
[ Fade to Episode ]
[ We begin the episode with a shot of a bus coming down the road before we cut to the interior of the vehicle, where eighteen passengers are seated on either side. Pan over to the left side where we see a young black girl with her hair tied back in pigtails, her outfit consists of a white shirt with a red cardigan, topped off with a burgundy skirt. Seated next to her is a Siamese cat girl with a pink skirt over a white shirt, topped off with small red heels. She also has the Chinese symbol for melon as a necklace ]
Penny: Say, that’s a real nice necklace you got there.
Sagwa: Thanks. It’s actually a reference to my name.
Penny: Oh, really? What is it then?
Sagwa: It’s Sagwa, and you’re?
Penny: Penny, nice to meet you. And about your name?
Sagwa: Well, it means “silly melonhead” in Chinese. In fact, my brother and sister were named after melons too.
Penny: That’s a new one on me, but I’d say you’re lookin’ pretty regardless.
Sagwa: Hehe, thanks.
[ We cut to a gray raccoon in a pink vest and short Khakis sitting next to a large, muscular snow leopard in violet shorts ]
Renaldo: Well, if there’s anything to know about reality shows, it’s that they always have eye candy to look out for.
Tai Lung: Do not put your hands on me, peasant.
Renaldo: Huh, I see we’re already off to a good start. What’s got you so moody; tall, broad, and handsome?
Tai Lung: If you’re trying to sweettalk me, you’re better off taking your business elsewhere.
Renaldo: [ shrugs ] Well, it was worth a shot. I’ll see what other gossip I can extract from this lot.
[ Pan over to four women, one has jet black hair tied back in a neat bun, donning a red shirt and black shirt, the other seated next to her is a redhead with a powder-blue blouse and a royal blue bow. Behind them is a mauve unicorn with purple and mint green hair, decked out in a gray suit and a purple skirt, while seated next to her is a pale humanoid woman with a cyan blue top and yellow mini-skirt, defined by her pointed peach colored hair ]
Ariel: So, what’s everyone’s story for coming here? I’d like to learn a little bit about you all.
Pearl: I wasn’t originally interested in a show like this, until I thought it would be a good way to test my abilities in a new environment. I don’t mean to brag or anything, but I’ve quite a bit in store.
Starlight: I signed up to study the inner workings of this show, see how much I could get in something that requires a lot of skill and thoughtful planning. Speaking from experience, I like to map out a game plan and see where it takes me.
Olive: Well, I signed up because I thought it’d be a nice break from the boys back home. I just hope they’re not maiming each other as we speak.
Ariel: Well, I wish the best of luck for everyone, no matter which team we’re on.
Starlight: Modest, aren’t you, Little Mermaid?
Ariel: [ waves ] Oh, you know how it is.
[ Cut to another section of the bus where we see three figures; a Bengal Tiger decked out in a navy blue business suit and gray slacks, a swan-peacock hybrid in an elegant white gown, and a Doberman donning a white tank top with jeans ]
[ The avian in particular looks disgusted as she fans herself ]
Stella: Ugh, this air conditioning is awful ! How can they expect me to put up with such quality? I’m a royal, for god’s sake!
Shere Khan: This is why I despise public transport. It’s crowded, uncomfortable, and overall unreliable. I suppose that’s the benefit of being rich, you can be transported in luxury. Hmmhmmhmm, oh, how I pity the less fortunate.
Buster: Yeah, well, thanks for rubbin’ it in our faces. Unlike you, some people actually have ta’ work to be comfortable.
Shere Khan: Oh, and dare I ask, where did you get that tongue of yours?
Buster: When ya’ come from the streets, you gotta dish it out and take it. Hmph , lookin’ like one of them posh business men.
[ Shere Khan narrows his eyes at the canine ]
Shere Khan: Allow me to make this clear, I have power you could only dream of having. I’m not someone you want to have as an enemy…
[ Buster narrows his eyes back at the tiger…before turning away with a sniff ]
Buster: Whateva’...
Shere Khan: Good…you’d best keep it that way.
Stella: [ muttering ] Hmph, and they say I’m confrontational…
[ We cut to another part of the bus where four other contestants are seated; a Schnauzer mix decked out in a white suit with black overalls, a small pink dog who keeps looking back and forth, a short blue figure whipping a paddle ball back and forth, and an bespectacled aardvark in a yellow sweater and jeans reading a book. The aardvark scowls as the paddle ball keeps flicking in his direction ]
Arthur: Do you mind? I’m trying to read here.
Bloo: What? I’m just trying to master my paddle ball so that I can rub it in Mac’s face when I get back.
Arthur: You’ve been doing that almost the entire trip. Isn’t your arm sore by now?
Bloo: Of course not, I’m an athlete. I don’t tire out that easily.
Arthur: Somehow, I find that hard to believe.
Bloo: Pfft, shows what you know.
Tramp: Hmmhmmhmm, well, I can already see those two getting along like a house on fire. What do ya’ think?
Courage: Oh! Oh?
Tramp: Sorry, didn’t mean to startle you.
Courage: Oh, no, no, it’s fine. I was just…distracted is all.
Tramp: Huh, so what’s your story, stranger?
Courage: The name’s Courage…I came on so that I could help my owners with the farm. We live in the Middle of Nowhere and well…I wanted to repay the gratitude by winning the show…if I can, that is.
Tramp: Hey, no need to worry. So long as you stick by the Tramp, you’re guaranteed to go far…well, enough to where I’m still poised to win, but ya’ know.
Courage: Uh…thanks…I guess?
Tramp: I’m tellin’ ya’, a game like this ain’t as stressful as you might think. You just gonna hang around the right people, don’t stand out too much, but also not too little, and you’re home free.
[ We cut to a brief shot of Buster glancing at Tramp with a scowl before turning away, rolling his eyes ]
[ Pan over to the last three contestants, a lanky tuxedo cat and two young women, one is dressed in pink and white with long blonde hair, the other is wearing a dark blue dress with curly black hair ]
Lucy: Say, I’ve seen you somewhere. You’re that cat who keeps trying to catch the canary and never does.
Sylvester: Pfft, I have a name, ya’ know? Sylvester J. Pussycat, to be precise. Besides, ain’t you that girl who keeps yanking away the football from that boy?
[ Lucy coyly raises her arm ]
Lucy: Guilty as charged. I’m sure you need no introduction, but I’m Lucy Van Pelt, in the flesh.
Sylvester: Well, from one icon to another, let’s just say I’m gonna take this show by storm. And get me a life’s worth of food.
Lucy: Cuz birds just aren’t cutting it for you, I presume. Or mice for that matter?
Sylvester: Pah! They’re just rodents beneath my feet.
Sabrina: You know, you remind me a bit of my cat, Salem.
[ Sylvester dons a smug grin upon hearing this ]
Sylvester: Oh, do I now?
Sabrina: Yeah…you’ve got his ego down to a tee.
[ Sylvester’s prideful expression drops to a flat scowl ]
Sylvester: Funny, aren’t you?
Sabrina: [ shrugs ] I try.
Lucy: So what brings you here then?
Sabrina: Oh, just to show off my magical talents, make some friends, win a few rewards, and maybe even secure that prize at the end.
[ Sylvester and Lucy glance at each other with a look that reads “you’ll be lucky” ]
[ We flash forward to the bus pulling up to the campgrounds where the hosts are waiting for them ]
Josh: And here come our castaways, I sense there’s gonna get real juicy .
Blaineley: I’m sure you’re right, Josh. You shoulda seen some of the audition tapes I got sent. These guys will probably start fighting each other within an hour.
[ The bus pulls up to the entrance and the door opens to let the contestants off, filing out one by one ]
Buster: About time, I was ready to chuck that paddle ball out the goddamn window.
Bloo: Hey, I was just about to set a new record, thank you very much!
Buster: The likelihood of you settin’ a record is the same as growin’ some hair on that dome of yours.
Bloo: I-! You-! Motherfu-!
Stella: Oh, shut up you little blue bug! I’ve put up with your crap throughout the entire ride! Do not piss me off further!
Olive: Oh dear…
Pearl: Well, we’re already off to a roaring start on introductions…
Josh: AHEM! Anyways, welcome to Camp Crimson Lake! Your home for the next several weeks. You’ve all been selected to go head-to-head in a series of harsh challenges.
Blaineley: Trust me when I say this won’t be a cakewalk. Some of you will probably fail sooner than others. But until then, we’ll just see who has what it takes to become the sole survivor of this game.
Josh: First, we need you all to gather in the mess hall. You’ll find out who your teams are within an hour. Use this time to get to know your competition.
Blaineley: As a sidenote, all team formations are finalized until either Josh or I say so. So don’t feel too put off by who you’ll be competing with or against.
[ Cut to Sylvester and Lucy glancing at each other, then Buster and Shere Khan, then Sabrina and Sagwa ]
[ static buzz ]
Shere Khan: Already, I can see I’ve got my work cut out for me. No matter, I’ve dealt with lowlifes before; this shouldn’t be too different from that.
[ static buzz ]
Stella: Not even five minutes in this god forsaken camp, and I can spy several issues. Whatever team I’m on better not give a hard time, or else.
[ static buzz ]
Sagwa: Oh my gosh, what do I say? Um, hi, everyone. This is me, Sagwa, hehe, and this is my first confessional. And, I think, I’m really confident in how things are gonna play out. If anyone at home is watching this, wish me luck!
[ static buzz ]
Buster: So, here’s somethin’ ya’ need to know about me. Buster’s trouble will be someone else’s trouble if they cross me. I know how these games work, people are gonna find all sorts a’ ways to run rings around you. Hehehe, not with this dog, they won’t.
[ static buzz ]
Courage: Ooooooh, I just know something’s gonna go astray or my name is Aloysius, and it’s not.
[ static buzz ]
[ The scene cuts to a long gray building with a wooden roof as the contestants are shown seated among two tables opposite one another. Down towards the end of the hall are three colored mats; red, blue, and yellow ]
[ Cut to Buster sitting on the viewer’s left before Tramp absentmindedly sits to the viewer’s right. The two dogs suddenly notice each other’s presence and scowl ]
Buster: Well, look what the cat dragged back in. What do you even need the money for, you’re already mooching off the royalties.
Tramp: I’ve got just as much right to compete as anyone else. I like a challenge…except when they resemble certain individuals.
Buster: Big talk coming from a pampered pooch.
Tramp: There’s a reason I gained the reputation that I did, and it wasn’t because I was moping on my ass all the time.
Buster: Well, now that we’re on an even playing field, prepare to get your shit wrecked by yours truly.
Tramp: That’s if you can even lay a paw on me.
[ Pan over to Renaldo watching from the other table with interest ]
Renaldo: Hmmhmmhmm, I spy with my little eye, something beginning with “T”. Three guesses, go.
Olive: Oh, is it table?
Renaldo: Nope.
Ariel: Is it Tramp?
Renaldo: Close, but no.
Tai Lung: Is it twat?
Renaldo: Huh, someone’s clearly in a sunny mood.
Tai Lung: Forgive me if I’m not entertained by these stupid games. What even are you getting at?
Renaldo: Those two right there. [ points ] From where I’m standing, there’s tension in the air. And it’s palpable .
Ariel: Oh yeah…I’ve heard of the stuff between Tramp and Buster…well, mostly from Tramp’s end since, you know.
Renaldo: I’m tellin’ you, there’s somethin’ goin’ on with those two.
Ariel: I wouldn’t recommend getting involved. There’s a lot of…emotion going on given their history, and I wouldn’t wanna stoke that fire.
Renaldo: [ shrugs ] Your loss, I’m just gonna observe from afar.
[ Cut to Shere Khan watching the engagement from the opposite side of the table that Buster and Tramp are sitting on ]
Shere Khan: I see the dogs are already barking at each other…typical behavior, so there’s no surprise there. Then again, this could be interesting…
[ At that moment, Josh and Blaineley step into the mess hall before standing before the three rugs behind them ]
Josh: Players! It’s time for you to be assigned to your teams!
Blaineley: You’ll be divided into three colors, when I call your name, stand on the mat as instructed. First up…
[ Blaineley pulls out a card to read off ]
Starlight, Tai Lung, Lucy, Bloo, Ariel, and Arthur…from this point on, you’re the Red Team!
[ The aforementioned six glance at each other as they stand on their mat. Starlight raises a brow at Tai who just scowls at her, Lucy sneers at Bloo as he tries to look cool, and Ariel smiles kindly at Arthur ]
Next up; Tramp, Sabrina, Sagwa, Stella, Buster, and Sylvester…you’ll be known as the Blue Team!
[ Tramp and Buster share a look of annoyance at their names being called together, but say nothing as they follow the others to their mat. Stella glowers at her teammates, while Sylvester raises a brow. Sabrina and Sagwa look uncertainly at each other ]
And as for the rest of you; Courage, Shere Khan, Olive, Penny, Renaldo, and Pearl…you’re now the Yellow Team!
[ Courage tries not to sweat bullets in front of the massive, stony-faced Shere Khan, Renaldo looks bemused by the whole thing, Penny tries to look confident, but falters slightly. Olive and Pearl share a glance at each other ]
Josh: Now, to break this down; in most cases, two teams will be safe for another day, but one team will have to vote off one of their own if they lose.
Blaineley: Luckily for everyone, your first challenge will be for a reward. Meaning no one gets booted off in the first episode.
[ This causes some degree of relief among the contestants as Courage sighs gratefully ]
Josh: As for today’s objective, each team will have to find their campsite within one hour. The sooner you arrive, the greater your reward will be.
Stella: Hold on, aren’t we going to receive maps?
Blaineley: The closest thing you’ll get is a trail that has your team’s colors marked on certain landmarks. Other than that, you’re on your own.
Stella: …Are you bloody serious?!
Sabrina: Pretty sure they wouldn’t have said exactly that if they weren’t.
[ Stella glares down at Sabrina ]
Sagwa: Do we at least get a clue about where to start?
Josh: Just outside of the mess hall, you’ll find three colored arrows telling you where each team will go. But be warned, they aren’t mapped in a particular order.
Penny: That sounds awfully convenient…
Blaineley: Well, best get a headstart, cuz the race begins…now!
[ Blaineley looks down at her watch before the timer starts and the contestants begin to scurry out of the mess hall and towards the forest ]
[ Cut to the Yellow Team having stopped beside a rock wall on their way. Pearl looks back at the yellow arrow in the distance before looking forward ]
Pearl: I don’t think this is right, surely the camp wouldn’t be near a cliff, there’s the danger of rocks falling. I don’t think this structure is entirely stable…
[ Pearl puts a hand on the rocks wall with a curious expression ]
Shere Khan: AHEM! If the trail is leading along the rocks, I imagine they’ll provide us a good amount of flintstones for a fire. And I’m sure I saw an area with plenty of trees at the bottom of a hill that we passed below us.
[ Olive reaches down to grab a couple of rocks ]
Olive: Hmmm, that could actually work. I’ll just take a few of these for safekeeping.
Renaldo: Hmmmm, you seem to know your stuff, don’t you, Stripes?
Shere Khan: Of course I do…and it’s Shere Khan to you, Ringtail.
Renaldo: Aha, of course.
Penny: I think it’s a good plan, we’ll have enough wood for a fire and plenty of rocks to crack a spark for it.
Pearl: Hmmm…I’ll admit, that logic checks out. Lead the way if you will, Khan.
[ The Bengal Tiger smirks in satisfaction as he begins to lead the group away from the cliff. Penny looks back and notices Courage with an anxious expression on his face ]
Penny: Is something wrong back there?
Courage: Uh…no, no, it, it’s fine…absolutely fine…
[ Cut to the Red Team inside the forest, having stopped to get their bearings ]
Bloo: C’moooooooooon, we can’t stand around here all day! I’m getting booooooored!
Tai Lung: Do you want me to strangle you so I don’t have to hear your voice?
Ariel: We’re just making sure we’re on the right path. I saw a red checkpoint back that way, but I can’t see any others.
Starlight: Perhaps we need to recognize a pattern. From what I’ve noticed, the last two trees had their marks facing towards the west side.
Lucy: And that means?
Starlight: If we keep on that route, the tree should show a consistent pattern, meaning that the campground’s to the west.
Ariel: That’s a great idea, Starlight! We’d better get a move on, then.
Arthur: I can see the sun’s setting, so that’s our best bet.
Starlight: Excellent, let’s roll!
[ static buzzing ]
Starlight: I mean, it was common sense. You need to be perceptive to track these kinds of things. Something which I’m sure will put my team at an advantage, hmmhmmm.
[ static buzzing ]
[ Cut to the Blue Team having stopped by a river, with no means to cross it ]
Stella: Well, this is just great, we’re lost and have no idea where we’re going.
Buster: Hold on, think about it; our route’s stuck close to the water, right?
Stella: Yes…and your point?
Buster: Our spot’s gotta be near the river, like fresh water and all that.
Tramp: I believe I saw a blue arrow pointing across the river, we just need to cross over it.
Sagwa: But how are we gonna do that without a bridge?
Stella: Because if you haven’t noticed, there’s no way I’m getting this gown wet.
[ Tramp rolls his eyes in response to this ]
Sabrina: Well, why worry when you’ve got a witch on your team? I can make us a bridge in a snap.
Sylvester: And just how are ya’ gonna do that?
Sabrina: Observe…
[ Sabrina whisks her hand off to the right where a log is sitting on the other side. She levitates the log into the air and over the river like a makeshift bridge ]
Sabrina: There we go, problem solved.
Tramp: Huh, not bad, kid.
Sagwa: Great, we can get across now! C’mon, everyone!
[ Sagwa quickly runs up the log, followed by Sabrina. Sylvester is next, but nearly slips off ]
Sylvester: Ooooooh…oh! Oh…okay, we’re good.
[ Tramp is next across, with Buster behind him. Stella is last and cautiously makes her way over the log as if she were walking on a tightrope ]
Stella: Just don’t look down, just don’t look down…just don’t fall in…
Buster and Tramp: Hurry up, lady!
[ Buster and Tramp look at each other in surprise, then hastily look away with a scowl. Stella just snorts as she reaches the other side ]
Stella: Some people have no patience…
[ static buzzing ]
Tramp: Well, I can tell she’s gonna be a team player…then again, with Buster on the team, things probably aren’t gonna go as smoothly as I planned…but we’ll see.
[ static buzzing ]
[ Cut to Josh and Blaineley watching the teams on the monitor where three colored logos can be seen trailing across the forest. We then cut to the teams running in different parts of the environment; the Yellow Team runs down a hill, the Red Team runs across a stretch of trees, and the Blue Team runs alongside the river ]
[ Each team is shown reaching the campground in rapid succession before the air horn sounds off. Blaineley raises up a megaphone to announce the results ]
Blaineley: And we have our winners! Yellow Team was the first to reach their campsite, so they get the premium reward; temperature-adjustable sleeping bags, deck chairs for relaxation, a cooler for cold drinks, and a plentiful assortment of snacks!
[ Cut to the Yellow Team where Penny whoops, Pearl and Olive cheer, Renaldo fist-pumps in joy, Courage smiles contentedly, and Shere Khan smirks ]
Blaineley: As for the Blue Team, they came in second, so they get the chairs, cooler, and snacks!
[ Sagwa and Sabrina cheer, Sylvester licks his lips in anticipation of being fed, Stella merely crosses her arms and checks her nails, Buster and Tramp initially look satisfied, then look at each other, and then look away so as not to show enthusiasm in front of each other ]
Blaineley: As for the Red Team, they came in last, so it’s only the cooler and snacks for them!
[ Ariel is the only member of the team to look somewhat enthusiastic, Starlight merely rolls her eyes while Tai Lung snorts. Bloo shrugs while Arthur raises a brow. Lucy just crosses her arms ]
[ Cut to night time where a helicopter is flying over the respective campgrounds. Josh and Blaineley are in the cockpit as the former is now the one holding the megaphone ]
Josh: Rest up well, players! Your first immunity challenge starts tomorrow!
[ Cut to the Yellow Team having gotten their goods as Shere Khan, Pearl, and Olive are resting on the deck chairs, Courage is wrapped up in one of the sleeping bags from the tent, Renaldo has a bag of All-Dressed chips in his paw, and Penny has a bar of Symphony chocolate in her hand ]
Penny: Hmmmmm, this is the best kinda chocolate you could get, well, on the market anyways.
Renaldo: Would you believe they tried keeping this flavor hostage in Canada? Ahuh , the nerve, I tell you.
Shere Khan: How unfortunate…
[ Khan takes a sip of rum punch that was resting on the cup holder of his seat ]
[ Cut to the Blue Team as Sagwa and Sabrina are having S’mores by the bonfire, with Sylvester holding a bag of Jalapeno Cheetos in his paw. Buster is sat on Sylvester’s side of the bonfire, while Tramp is sat on Sagwa and Sabrina’s side, both holding bottles of Coca-Cola. Stella, by contrast, is lounging on one of the deck chairs near the tent ]
Sagwa: You sure you don’t wanna join us? There’s plenty of room.
Stella: I’m not sitting on that dirty bark, but feel free to knock yourselves out.
Sagwa: Oh…well, in that case, anyone wanna share a campfire story? Seeing as it’s our first night together and all.
Tramp: Well, let’s just say I’ve got my fair share of daring escapades to tell, hmmhmm.
[ Cut to the Red Team where Bloo is noisily munching on a bag of potato chips. Lucy is trying to eat a roll of cookies nearby, but grimaces as the imaginary friend’s crumbs spill next to her and Arthur sitting nearby ]
Lucy: Ugh, why are boys so messy? It’s like they’ve never heard of a thing called “manners.”
Bloo: (mouth-full) Whatcha’ say?
Lucy: And would you please eat with your mouth closed? I don’t wanna see all those disgusting chunks.
Ariel: Okay, I know today wasn’t…the best start, but I’m sure we can come back from this. After all, no one went home today, so what do you say? We’re gonna give it our all in the challenge tomorrow?
Tai Lung: I think I’m going to personally eliminate someone from this team if they don’t shape up.
[ Bloo rolls his eyes and goes back to munching on his chips, much to Starlight’s chagrin as she’s sitting next to him ]
[ static buzzing ]
Ariel: Okay, so this team is kind of a mess, but I don’t wanna hold it against them all just yet. I haven’t seen what everyone’s capable of, so maybe I’ll be surprised. I know that sounds hopelessly optimistic, but hey, someone’s gotta be looking out for the team.
[ static buzzing ]
[ Pan down to reveal a shot of Josh and Blaineley sitting beside each other at the elimination ceremony ]
Josh: So, eighteen contestants remain, but that won’t last for long. Join us next time where we’ll have our first immunity challenge!
Blaineley: Who’s out for the gold, and who’s gonna flop harder than a box office bomb? Find out right here on…
Josh and Blaineley: Titans at War: Chaneque!
[ The shot pans out to show the hosts under the show’s sign in bold red letters ]
[ Fade to black ]
Cast:
Hosts:
Blaineley, Josh - Total Drama
Contestants:
Ariel - The Little Mermaid (1989)
Arthur Timothy Read - Arthur
Bloo - Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends
Buster - Lady and the Tramp (1955) / Scamp’s Adventure (2001)
Courage - Courage the Cowardly Dog
Lucy Van Pelt - Peanuts
Olive Oyl - Popeye the Sailor
Pearl - Steven Universe
Penny Proud - The Proud Family
Renaldo Raccoon - Tiny Toons Looniversity
Sabrina Spellman - Sabrina the Teenage Witch
Sagwa Miao - Sagwa the Chinese Siamese Cat
Shere Khan - The Jungle Book (1967)
Starlight Glimmer - My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Stella Goetia - Helluva Boss
Tai Lung - Kung Fu Panda
Tramp - Lady and the Tramp (1955)
So yeah, consider this yet another crossover idea that I cooked up a while back after the completion of Toon City. As a foreword, this is not connected to that story's canon, more so along the lines of my Total Toons Island canon, if you can interpret it as such. As such, certain relationships will be developed once more from the ground up, while also establishing new ones the further as we go along.