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Final Chat-tasy

Summary:

A fan fiction where the Final Fantasy VII cast talk in a group chat !! :D it’s just silly jokes and cute relationship between them ♡

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

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Aerith named the group chat the silly crew

 

Barret

i aint silly

 

Tifa

u kinda are c:

 

Barret

nah

 

Barret named the group chat Avalanche.

 

Aerith

hey!! That’s so basic!

 

Aerith named the group chat the silly crew.

 

Barret

bfr rn

 

Yuffie

Bro thinks Avalanche is better tf is that name anyway

 

Barret

Continue to act like a brat and you’ll see what happens

 

Yuffie

omg can’t you accept opinions ?

 

Barret

Nah.

 

Yuffie

anyway, cringe

 

Cid

tf are yall on

 

Tifa

hi Cid!

 

Aerith

Hi Ciiiiiiiid

 

Cloud

Hey.

 

Tifa

Hey Cloud!!! :D

 

Aerith

hey clouuuud

 

Cid

Why does Cloud get a smiley and 100 « !!! »

 

Yuffie

he is the favorite

 

Tifa

sorry T^T

 

Cloud

Hi Tifa.

 

Cloud

Hi guys.

 

Yuffie

oh so we’re just « guys » tf

 

Cid

can yall stop spamming

 

Yuffie

can’t you turn off the notifications ?????????

 

Cid

can’t you shut your big mouth ?

 

Barret

that would be amazing

 

Yuffie

you know what would be amazing ?

 

Aerith

Yuffie!!! ):<

 


Yuffie

pfff

 

Cloud

What are we even talking about?

 

Tifa

haha at first it was just Aerith and Barret deciding which name was better for the gc

 

Cloud

This one is nice.

 

Aerith

ikr!!!!!

 

Barret

bfr

 

Yuffie

he said what he said. You deserve that

 

Barret

this mf is getting on my nerves fr

 

Yuffie

im ignoring u

 

Cid

omg guys shut up

 

Yuffie

TURN OFF THE NOTIFS OMG

 

Cid

how tf do I do that

 

Cloud

Old.

 

Cid

dude

 

Tifa

😂

 

Aerith

LMAOOO True tho

 

Cid

aint dealing with your shit

 

Yuffie

bye bye

 

Cid

yo mama

 

Yuffie

Bro

 

Aerith

Omg not the mothers!!!!

 

Tifa

true!!!!

 

Yuffie

yo mama dead

 

Cid

BITCH????

 

Aerith

YUFFIE

 

Tifa

😨

 

Cloud

Damn.

 

Barret

Bro just stop with the « . » shit

 

Cloud

That’s how you’re supposed to write, dumbass.

 

Barret

You did not just call me a dumbass

 

Yuffie

nah yo mama did

 

Barret

it’s enough

 

Barret is offline.


Yuffie is offline.

 

Tifa

welp

 

Aerith

No fightiiiiiiiing

 

Cloud

Not my business.

 

Aerith

nothings your business Cloud anyway

 

Cloud

True.

 

Tifa

What if he kills her!!!!! 😨

he is too kind for that anyway c:

 

Cloud

?

Where does the kindness come from

 

Aerith

dude

 

Cloud

Stop writing like Zack.

 

Aerith

am I ? :3

 

Tifa

kinda makes her happy hihi

 

Aerith

totally hihi

 

Cloud

Hihi.

 

Tifa

LMAOOO 😂😂😂

 

Aerith

LOL CUTE

 

Cait Sith

omg guys

 

Tifa

omg hi Cait

 

Aerith

Caiiiiiiiit :D hewo

 

Cait Sith

hi everyone!!! How are yall doing?

Aerith

miss u!!!

 

Tifa

totally!!!!!

 

Cait Sith

awww stop it guys :3

 

Aerith

that’s the truth tho :3

 

Tifa

it is!! :3

 

Yuffie

Wtf hi Cait

 

Tifa

omg she isnt dead

 

Yuffie

nah bro tried to act tuff and shit but he is too kind

 

Tifa

see?!?!??

 

Cloud

Damn.

 

Vincent

Oh that’s how you enter the chat.

 

Yuffie

bro don’t tell me youve been trying to find out how the gc works

 

Vincent

I was.

 

Yuffie

AHSHAHHAHAHAJDBAIDBAJGA

 

Aerith

oh well that’s funny

 

Tifa

😂😂😂

 

Cloud

How can you be this old?

 

Vincent

Don’t know. Maybe because years and birthdays exist?

 

Yuffie

yeah sybau Cloud 

 

Cid

tf does sybau means

 

Aerith

dude

 

Tifa

im laughing too hard

 

Yuffie

AHDKZBDJAVUZVAHAHZHSJAHHA

 

Cloud

« Shut your bitch ass up »

 

Cid

aint no way this jackass told you this

 

Yuffie

whatchu gonna do about it

 

Cait Sith

That’s no way to talk to an adult Yuffie!!!!

 

Yuffie

bro youre a cat

 

Cait Sith

I’m still older than you!!!!

 

Yuffie

dude

wait can Red use a phone???

 

Aerith

no ):

hes with me rn!!

 

Tifa

cute!! Hi nanaki :D

 

Aerith

he said hi back!!! ♡

 

Tifa

sweet ♡

 

Barret

enough with the heart thing

 

Yuffie

bro cannot stand happiness

 

Barret

i cannot stand yo ass

 

Yuffie

Bro

 

Cloud

I cannot stand your ass either, Barret. And I’m still kind with you.

 

Barret

KIND??? Where does your kindness come from exactly?

 

Tifa

LMAOOOOO HE SAID THE SAME THING

 

Aerith

FRFR

 

Barret

???

 

Tifa

nothing XD

 

Cloud

Anyway.

 

 

 

 

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Zack named the group chat Zack & co

 

Angeal

No.

 

Angeal named the group chat Companions in honor.

 

Zack

bro pls bfr

 

Zack named the group chat Zack & co

 

Angeal

Zack, stop it.

 

Zack

no????

 

Angeal named the group chat Companions in honor

 

Zack

Angeal stop omg

 

Zack named the group chat Zack & co

 

Angeal named the group chat Companions in honor

 

Zack named the group chat Zack & co

 

Angeal named the group chat Companions in honor

 

Zack named the group chat Zack & co

 

Genesis named the group chat Loveless

 

Zack

 

Angeal

 

Zack

dude

 

Sephiroth

👍🏻

 

Zack

aint no way you just usd the dad tumb

thumb*

 

Angeal

The what?

 

Zack

the smiley Angeal

 

Angeal

What about it?

 

Zack

omg nothing 🙄

 

Angeal

?

 

Zack

NOTHING ):<

 

Angeal

Damn, okay.

 

Genesis

Did you know that in loveless

 

Zack

no

no

no

no

no

no

no

no

no

 

Angeal

stop spamming.

 

Zack

I will not liten to hie boring stuff

 

Angeal

Read your text.

Zack

ommmgggg you guys are so serious and so boring

I’m gonna text clous and Aerith

clous

clous*
OMG

CLOUS

AINT NO WAY

 

Angeal

Cloud.*

 

Zack

YEAH ):<

BYE!!!!!!!

 

Angeal

Bye.

 

Genesis

Badbye.

 

Zack

bro shut up

 

 

 

 

 

dummy bears

 

Zack

HAAAIIIIIIIII

 

Aerith

Hi Zack :D

 

Cloud

Hi.

 

Zack

How are u guys :3

 

Aerith

fine!!! Wbu love!!!

 

Cloud

Fine.

 

Zack

im greattttttt

guus im booreefddd

 

Aerith

you are always bored love

 

Zack

true ):

 

Cloud

You could do some exercices.

 

Zack

meeehhh already did squats

 

Aerith

you could bring me some flowers!!!

just sayin…

 

Zack

anytime love

 

Cloud

Nice.

 

Aerith

Do you want flowers too Cloud?

 

Cloud

Why not.

 

Zack

Sure Cloudy!!!

 

Zack

i kinda wanna eta candies

 

Aerith

yummy!!!!

 

Cloud

What kind of candies?

 

Zack

dummy bears (:<

Aerith

Usss?? o:

 

Zack

yessss!!!!

 

Cloud

No thanks.

 

Zack

imma eat Aerith anyway

 

Aerith

yay :3

 

Zack

what a lovely girl

 

Aerith

u r lovely!!!!

 

Zack

no u r!!!

 

Aerith

no u r!!!!

 

Zack

no u!!!!!

 

Aerith

u!!!!!!!!!

 

Cloud

Wow.

 

Zack

lmao srry

 

Cloud

I miss Tifa.

 

Aerith

Awww

tell her!!!!

 

Cloud

I don’t know.

 

Zack

huh why

 

Aerith

she is your gf!!!

 

Cloud

Yeah.

Ok.

 

Aerith

hihi :3

 

Zack

Hihi

 

Cloud

Hihi.

 

Aerith

LOVE IT

 

Zack

NOW GO

 

 

 

 

To : Tifa

 

 

Cloud

Hi Tifa.

 

Tifa

Hi Cloudy :D ♡

 

Cloud

I miss you.

 

Tifa

Awww Cloud 🥹♡

i miss you too!!!

 

Cloud

 

Tifa

Do u wanna do something? Grab some ice creams or go jogging

 

Cloud

Anything is fine to me.

 

Tifa

Sweeeet!!!

Let’s jog ♡

 

Cloud

Sure. ♡

 

 

 

 

Dummy bears

 

 

Zack

So it’s just the two ofud now

 

Aerith

of us?

 

Zack

yh srry lol

 

Aerith

its ok love c:

 

Zack

Stop it c:

hey about the foowers

your favorites are yellow lys rigt

 

Aerith

yes!!!

 

Zack

alright

 

Aerith

youre so sweet

 

Zack

not as much asu 

 

Aerith

awww ♡

 

Zack

Yuffie sent le a message

 

Aerith

o:

 

Zack

i was soooooooooooo shock

like why would she snt a mesdage

 

Aerith

she is kinda random yk lmaooo that’s why i like her

 

Zack

yeah she silly

a lit

lot

she is

overwelmin

overwelming

over

damn

 

Aerith

Overwhelming my love

 

Zack

that’s the word

yeah she is

overwhelming

 

Aerith

she kinda is but like

in a good way

for me

 

Zack

i feel u

she cute tho

 

Aerith

yesss really cute

but she doesn’t like being called cute lol

 

Zack

seems like her…

 

Aerith

lmao fr

 

Zack

anyway

gonna get u flowers looove

 

Aerith

thank you Zack I love uuuuu c:

 

Zack

i love u 2 ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡

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Yuffie added Zack to the group chat the sillies

 

Aerith

omggg love of my life hewooo

 

Zack

HAI GUYS

HI LOOOVE ♡

 

Tifa

Oh hi Zack :D

 

Cloud

Zack?

 

Yuffie

Yeah i added him

 

Barret

we can read the notif u know

 

Yuffie

stfu

 

Barret

bro

 

Zack

daaaamn chill Yuffie

whats up gusy

guys

 

Aerith

nothing much love

 

Tifa

wbu!!

 

Zack

well

i have a secret

 

Yuffie

dont u dare

 

Cloud

?

 

Aerith

aint no way

 

Zack

Hehe

 

Yuffie

ZACK

 

Zack

Yuffie had a crush on me 😎

 

Yuffie

BRO STFU

HE IS TALKING NONSENSE

 

Aerith

AINT NO WAY

 

Tifa

Stop that’s so cute XD


Cloud

Oh well.

 

Barret

LMAOOO BRO THOUGHT SHE HAD A CHANCE

 

Yuffie

IM GONNA KILL U I SWEAR

ZACK IS LYING

I JUST SAID THAT HE WAS NICE TO ME WHEN I WAS LITTLE

CUZ I WAS DIMB AND THOUGHT I COULD BEAT HIS ASS

BUT HE WAS JUST ACTING NICE

 

Zack

basicaly a crush

 

Yuffie

Zack i swear

 

Aerith

that’s so sweet tho

 

Zack

ikr?

 

Yuffie

I wanna die

 

Cloud

Life would be quiet for once.

 

Yuffie

Cloud istg

 

Barret

LMAOOO

 

Cloud

Oh, forgot Barret was still here.

Nevermind.

 

Barret

huh

 

Yuffie

AghahacAGDHAVSYAH

 

Zack

LOL THAT WASNT NICE

 

Cloud

Idc. ♡

 

Tifa

not the heart

 

Aerith

Ommgg

 

Yuffie

stupid ahh group chat

 

Cid

aint no way yall are spamming again

 

Yuffie

omg not him

 

Cid

sybau

 

Yuffie

CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE

 

Zack

hai there!!!

 

Cid

who tf is he

 

Aerith

it’s Zack!!! My bf ♡ :3

 

Cid

mb

hi Zack

what’s your profession

 

Zack

SOLDIER!!!

 

Cid

how much money do u make

 

Yuffie

tf is that question

 

Zack

🙂

 

Cid

Never talk to Aerith again

 

Zack

SIR

 

Aerith

Cid!!!

 

Tifa

it’s not about money it’s about love :3

 

Aerith

yeah :3

 

Cid

love is money

 

Cloud

Yeah.

 

Zack

NAH

I LOVE AERITH BUT IM BROKZ

 

Cid

How do you give her gift

 

Zack

The only mony I get is to giv her gifts sir

 

Aerith

aaawww

 

Tifa

sweet

 

Aerith

but hey!! Do u have enough to eat?

 

Zack

Angeal feeds me

 

Aerith

ok c:

 

Cid

anyway

lame

 

Zack

IAMNOT

 

Yuffie

Bro said lame but is the one to talk

 

Cid

Yuffie shut your mouth

 

Barret

life would be great

 

Yuffie

yall want me dead

 

Tifa

no!!!!!

 

Yuffie

Ty Tifa!!!

 

Vincent

Who is Zack?

 

Yuffie

bro

 

Aerith

Lmaooo

 

Tifa

XD

 

Zack

Hi!! Im Aerith’s bf and Cloud’s bestie!!! (:<

Vincent

What does « bf » means?

 

Yuffie

aint no way you are this old

 

Vincent

Anyway.

 

Vincent is offline.

 

Aerith

LMAOOOOO

 

Yuffie

what a relief

 

Zack

oh well that was quick

 

Cloud

Always with him.

 

Tifa

fr!!

 

Yuffie

bro how old is he

 

Aerith

isnt he like

57

 

Tifa

FIFTY WHAT??????????

 

Yuffie

BRO IS A MUMMY WTF

 

Zack

woooooooooooow

57

damn

 

Barret

how does Cid looks older

 

Cid

aint no way you just said that

 

Yuffie

AHAJHAHAHAHAHAJAHHA

 

Tifa

wHY WOULD U SAY THAT AGAHHAHZ

 

Aerith

BARRET

 

Zack

THAT WAS TOUGH

 

Cloud

lmao.

 

Yuffie

you seem to be so happy Cloud wow

 

Cloud

I am.

 

Tifa

He is :3

 

Yuffie

Blud when he is happy : 😐

blud wgen he is not happy : 😐

blud when he is sad : 😐

 

Barret

blud when he takes a shit : 😐

 

Cloud

Bfr.

 

Yuffie

LMAOOO

 

Zack

Heeeyyyyy Cloud isnt like that

 

Yuffie

are we talking about the same Cloud

 

Zack

yeah

hes a sweetie pie

 

Yuffie

must have been the wind

 

Aerith

LMAO

 

Tifa

he is tho!!!

 

Barret

whatever

 

Cloud

Don’t you dare say a thing.

 

Barret

you do know that dumbass does not equal sweetie pie right?

 

Yuffie

yeah but we weren’t talking about you

 

Barret

I’m blocking your big ass

 

Zack

cloud is kin of a shy guy

 

Yuffie

?????

nah this aint the same Cloud

 

Tifa

He kinda is!!!

 

Barret

In our dreams maybe

 

Cloud

I am not.

 

Yuffie

ik dw

 

Zack

He iiiissss

he acts cute sometimes

 

Tifa

yes :3

 

Cloud

Do I?

 

Tifa

yessss

You are very gentle love

 

Cloud

Thanks. ♡

 

Yuffie

bro what in the doppelganger

 

Aerith

HAHAHAHA

 

Zack

THIS NOT A DOPLEGAGNER

DOPELGAGNER

doplefanger

damn

dople

 

Aerith

doppelganger honey

 

Zack

yeah

doppelganger

 

Aerith

that’s it!!!

 

Yuffie

dyslexic

 

Zack

kindof ig

 

Aerith

it’s cute

 

Tifa

yeah fr!!!

 

Zack

Ladies come oooonnn 😎

 

Aerith

HAHAHAHHAHA

 

Cloud

.

 

Tifa

LMAO

dw Cloudy you’re cute too

 

Cloud

(:

 

Yuffie

bro can smile in text but not irl

 

Barret

nah fr tho

 

Tifa

Huh?

Cloud smiles a lot!!!

 

Yuffie

He what?

How many Cloud Strife exist cuz this aint the one I know

 

Zack

yzll make me doubt Cloud fr

 

Yuffie

how many personalities do u have

 

Cloud

One.

 

Yuffie

nah

 

Cloud

?

 

Barret

bro is kind of bipolar

 

Cloud

Wtf.

 

Tifa

nooooo he is not ):<

Zack

be nice to Cloud!!!!!

 

Aerith

yeah!!!

 

Yuffie

anyway

 

Tifa

yesterday I saw a kitty

it looked just like my kitty

it was cute

 

Zack

U HAVE A PET

 

Cloud

Fluffy.

 

Zack

CUTE NAME

 

Tifa

Ty c:

 

Cloud

She is very sweet.

 

Tifa

Yeesss a good girl

I miss her

 

Zack

aww ):

I would love a pet

a ferret

 

Aerith

fits you well

 

Zack

Right???

 

Yuffie

kinda cool

I would like a dino

 

Cloud

Bro.

 

Barret

What she doesn’t know is that she is the dino herself

 

Yuffie

Barret I’m gonna kill you

 

Barret

Imma beat your ass first

 

Zack

chaotic duo

 

Aerith

they are

Notes:

OMG it was so much fun writing this