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Aerith named the group chat the silly crew
Barret
i aint silly
Tifa
u kinda are c:
Barret
nah
Barret named the group chat Avalanche.
Aerith
hey!! That’s so basic!
Aerith named the group chat the silly crew.
Barret
bfr rn
Yuffie
Bro thinks Avalanche is better tf is that name anyway
Barret
Continue to act like a brat and you’ll see what happens
Yuffie
omg can’t you accept opinions ?
Barret
Nah.
Yuffie
anyway, cringe
Cid
tf are yall on
Tifa
hi Cid!
Aerith
Hi Ciiiiiiiid
Cloud
Hey.
Tifa
Hey Cloud!!! :D
Aerith
hey clouuuud
Cid
Why does Cloud get a smiley and 100 « !!! »
Yuffie
he is the favorite
Tifa
sorry T^T
Cloud
Hi Tifa.
Cloud
Hi guys.
Yuffie
oh so we’re just « guys » tf
Cid
can yall stop spamming
Yuffie
can’t you turn off the notifications ?????????
Cid
can’t you shut your big mouth ?
Barret
that would be amazing
Yuffie
you know what would be amazing ?
Aerith
Yuffie!!! ):<
Yuffie
pfff
Cloud
What are we even talking about?
Tifa
haha at first it was just Aerith and Barret deciding which name was better for the gc
Cloud
This one is nice.
Aerith
ikr!!!!!
Barret
bfr
Yuffie
he said what he said. You deserve that
Barret
this mf is getting on my nerves fr
Yuffie
im ignoring u
Cid
omg guys shut up
Yuffie
TURN OFF THE NOTIFS OMG
Cid
how tf do I do that
Cloud
Old.
Cid
dude
Tifa
😂
Aerith
LMAOOO True tho
Cid
aint dealing with your shit
Yuffie
bye bye
Cid
yo mama
Yuffie
Bro
Aerith
Omg not the mothers!!!!
Tifa
true!!!!
Yuffie
yo mama dead
Cid
BITCH????
Aerith
YUFFIE
Tifa
😨
Cloud
Damn.
Barret
Bro just stop with the « . » shit
Cloud
That’s how you’re supposed to write, dumbass.
Barret
You did not just call me a dumbass
Yuffie
nah yo mama did
Barret
it’s enough
Barret is offline.
Yuffie is offline.
Tifa
welp
Aerith
No fightiiiiiiiing
Cloud
Not my business.
Aerith
nothings your business Cloud anyway
Cloud
True.
Tifa
What if he kills her!!!!! 😨
he is too kind for that anyway c:
Cloud
?
Where does the kindness come from
Aerith
dude
Cloud
Stop writing like Zack.
Aerith
am I ? :3
Tifa
kinda makes her happy hihi
Aerith
totally hihi
Cloud
Hihi.
Tifa
LMAOOO 😂😂😂
Aerith
LOL CUTE
Cait Sith
omg guys
Tifa
omg hi Cait
Aerith
Caiiiiiiiit :D hewo
Cait Sith
hi everyone!!! How are yall doing?
Aerith
miss u!!!
Tifa
totally!!!!!
Cait Sith
awww stop it guys :3
Aerith
that’s the truth tho :3
Tifa
it is!! :3
Yuffie
Wtf hi Cait
Tifa
omg she isnt dead
Yuffie
nah bro tried to act tuff and shit but he is too kind
Tifa
see?!?!??
Cloud
Damn.
Vincent
Oh that’s how you enter the chat.
Yuffie
bro don’t tell me youve been trying to find out how the gc works
Vincent
I was.
Yuffie
AHSHAHHAHAHAJDBAIDBAJGA
Aerith
oh well that’s funny
Tifa
😂😂😂
Cloud
How can you be this old?
Vincent
Don’t know. Maybe because years and birthdays exist?
Yuffie
yeah sybau Cloud
Cid
tf does sybau means
Aerith
dude
Tifa
im laughing too hard
Yuffie
AHDKZBDJAVUZVAHAHZHSJAHHA
Cloud
« Shut your bitch ass up »
Cid
aint no way this jackass told you this
Yuffie
whatchu gonna do about it
Cait Sith
That’s no way to talk to an adult Yuffie!!!!
Yuffie
bro youre a cat
Cait Sith
I’m still older than you!!!!
Yuffie
dude
wait can Red use a phone???
Aerith
no ):
hes with me rn!!
Tifa
cute!! Hi nanaki :D
Aerith
he said hi back!!! ♡
Tifa
sweet ♡
Barret
enough with the heart thing
Yuffie
bro cannot stand happiness
Barret
i cannot stand yo ass
Yuffie
Bro
Cloud
I cannot stand your ass either, Barret. And I’m still kind with you.
Barret
KIND??? Where does your kindness come from exactly?
Tifa
LMAOOOOO HE SAID THE SAME THING
Aerith
FRFR
Barret
???
Tifa
nothing XD
Cloud
Anyway.
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Zack named the group chat Zack & co
Angeal
No.
Angeal named the group chat Companions in honor.
Zack
bro pls bfr
Zack named the group chat Zack & co
Angeal
Zack, stop it.
Zack
no????
Angeal named the group chat Companions in honor
Zack
Angeal stop omg
Zack named the group chat Zack & co
Angeal named the group chat Companions in honor
Zack named the group chat Zack & co
Angeal named the group chat Companions in honor
Zack named the group chat Zack & co
Genesis named the group chat Loveless
Zack
…
Angeal
…
Zack
dude
Sephiroth
👍🏻
Zack
aint no way you just usd the dad tumb
thumb*
Angeal
The what?
Zack
the smiley Angeal
Angeal
What about it?
Zack
omg nothing 🙄
Angeal
?
Zack
NOTHING ):<
Angeal
Damn, okay.
Genesis
Did you know that in loveless
Zack
no
no
no
no
no
no
no
no
no
Angeal
stop spamming.
Zack
I will not liten to hie boring stuff
Angeal
Read your text.
Zack
ommmgggg you guys are so serious and so boring
I’m gonna text clous and Aerith
clous
clous*
OMG
CLOUS
AINT NO WAY
Angeal
Cloud.*
Zack
YEAH ):<
BYE!!!!!!!
Angeal
Bye.
Genesis
Badbye.
Zack
bro shut up
dummy bears
Zack
HAAAIIIIIIIII
Aerith
Hi Zack :D
Cloud
Hi.
Zack
How are u guys :3
Aerith
fine!!! Wbu love!!!
Cloud
Fine.
Zack
im greattttttt
guus im booreefddd
Aerith
you are always bored love
Zack
true ):
Cloud
You could do some exercices.
Zack
meeehhh already did squats
Aerith
you could bring me some flowers!!!
just sayin…
Zack
anytime love
Cloud
Nice.
Aerith
Do you want flowers too Cloud?
Cloud
Why not.
Zack
Sure Cloudy!!!
Zack
i kinda wanna eta candies
Aerith
yummy!!!!
Cloud
What kind of candies?
Zack
dummy bears (:<
Aerith
Usss?? o:
Zack
yessss!!!!
Cloud
No thanks.
Zack
imma eat Aerith anyway
Aerith
yay :3
Zack
what a lovely girl
Aerith
u r lovely!!!!
Zack
no u r!!!
Aerith
no u r!!!!
Zack
no u!!!!!
Aerith
u!!!!!!!!!
Cloud
Wow.
Zack
lmao srry
Cloud
I miss Tifa.
Aerith
Awww
tell her!!!!
Cloud
I don’t know.
Zack
huh why
Aerith
she is your gf!!!
Cloud
Yeah.
Ok.
Aerith
hihi :3
Zack
Hihi
Cloud
Hihi.
Aerith
LOVE IT
Zack
NOW GO
To : Tifa
Cloud
Hi Tifa.
Tifa
Hi Cloudy :D ♡
Cloud
I miss you.
Tifa
Awww Cloud 🥹♡
i miss you too!!!
Cloud
♡
Tifa
Do u wanna do something? Grab some ice creams or go jogging
Cloud
Anything is fine to me.
Tifa
Sweeeet!!!
Let’s jog ♡
Cloud
Sure. ♡
Dummy bears
Zack
So it’s just the two ofud now
Aerith
of us?
Zack
yh srry lol
Aerith
its ok love c:
Zack
Stop it c:
hey about the foowers
your favorites are yellow lys rigt
Aerith
yes!!!
Zack
alright
Aerith
youre so sweet
Zack
not as much asu
Aerith
awww ♡
Zack
Yuffie sent le a message
Aerith
o:
Zack
i was soooooooooooo shock
like why would she snt a mesdage
Aerith
she is kinda random yk lmaooo that’s why i like her
Zack
yeah she silly
a lit
lot
she is
overwelmin
overwelming
over
damn
Aerith
Overwhelming my love
Zack
that’s the word
yeah she is
overwhelming
Aerith
she kinda is but like
in a good way
for me
Zack
i feel u
she cute tho
Aerith
yesss really cute
but she doesn’t like being called cute lol
Zack
seems like her…
Aerith
lmao fr
Zack
anyway
gonna get u flowers looove
Aerith
thank you Zack I love uuuuu c:
Zack
i love u 2 ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡
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Yuffie added Zack to the group chat the sillies
Aerith
omggg love of my life hewooo
Zack
HAI GUYS
HI LOOOVE ♡
Tifa
Oh hi Zack :D
Cloud
Zack?
Yuffie
Yeah i added him
Barret
we can read the notif u know
Yuffie
stfu
Barret
bro
Zack
daaaamn chill Yuffie
whats up gusy
guys
Aerith
nothing much love
Tifa
wbu!!
Zack
well
i have a secret
Yuffie
dont u dare
Cloud
?
Aerith
aint no way
Zack
Hehe
Yuffie
ZACK
Zack
Yuffie had a crush on me 😎
Yuffie
BRO STFU
HE IS TALKING NONSENSE
Aerith
AINT NO WAY
Tifa
Stop that’s so cute XD
Cloud
Oh well.
Barret
LMAOOO BRO THOUGHT SHE HAD A CHANCE
Yuffie
IM GONNA KILL U I SWEAR
ZACK IS LYING
I JUST SAID THAT HE WAS NICE TO ME WHEN I WAS LITTLE
CUZ I WAS DIMB AND THOUGHT I COULD BEAT HIS ASS
BUT HE WAS JUST ACTING NICE
Zack
basicaly a crush
Yuffie
Zack i swear
Aerith
that’s so sweet tho
Zack
ikr?
Yuffie
I wanna die
Cloud
Life would be quiet for once.
Yuffie
Cloud istg
Barret
LMAOOO
Cloud
Oh, forgot Barret was still here.
Nevermind.
Barret
huh
Yuffie
AghahacAGDHAVSYAH
Zack
LOL THAT WASNT NICE
Cloud
Idc. ♡
Tifa
not the heart
Aerith
Ommgg
Yuffie
stupid ahh group chat
Cid
aint no way yall are spamming again
Yuffie
omg not him
Cid
sybau
Yuffie
CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE
Zack
hai there!!!
Cid
who tf is he
Aerith
it’s Zack!!! My bf ♡ :3
Cid
mb
hi Zack
what’s your profession
Zack
SOLDIER!!!
Cid
how much money do u make
Yuffie
tf is that question
Zack
🙂
Cid
Never talk to Aerith again
Zack
SIR
Aerith
Cid!!!
Tifa
it’s not about money it’s about love :3
Aerith
yeah :3
Cid
love is money
Cloud
Yeah.
Zack
NAH
I LOVE AERITH BUT IM BROKZ
Cid
How do you give her gift
Zack
The only mony I get is to giv her gifts sir
Aerith
aaawww
Tifa
sweet
Aerith
but hey!! Do u have enough to eat?
Zack
Angeal feeds me
Aerith
ok c:
Cid
anyway
lame
Zack
IAMNOT
Yuffie
Bro said lame but is the one to talk
Cid
Yuffie shut your mouth
Barret
life would be great
Yuffie
yall want me dead
Tifa
no!!!!!
Yuffie
Ty Tifa!!!
Vincent
Who is Zack?
Yuffie
bro
Aerith
Lmaooo
Tifa
XD
Zack
Hi!! Im Aerith’s bf and Cloud’s bestie!!! (:<
Vincent
What does « bf » means?
Yuffie
aint no way you are this old
Vincent
Anyway.
Vincent is offline.
Aerith
LMAOOOOO
Yuffie
what a relief
Zack
oh well that was quick
Cloud
Always with him.
Tifa
fr!!
Yuffie
bro how old is he
Aerith
isnt he like
57
Tifa
FIFTY WHAT??????????
Yuffie
BRO IS A MUMMY WTF
Zack
woooooooooooow
57
damn
Barret
how does Cid looks older
Cid
aint no way you just said that
Yuffie
AHAJHAHAHAHAHAJAHHA
Tifa
wHY WOULD U SAY THAT AGAHHAHZ
Aerith
BARRET
Zack
THAT WAS TOUGH
Cloud
lmao.
Yuffie
you seem to be so happy Cloud wow
Cloud
I am.
Tifa
He is :3
Yuffie
Blud when he is happy : 😐
blud wgen he is not happy : 😐
blud when he is sad : 😐
Barret
blud when he takes a shit : 😐
Cloud
Bfr.
Yuffie
LMAOOO
Zack
Heeeyyyyy Cloud isnt like that
Yuffie
are we talking about the same Cloud
Zack
yeah
hes a sweetie pie
Yuffie
must have been the wind
Aerith
LMAO
Tifa
he is tho!!!
Barret
whatever
Cloud
Don’t you dare say a thing.
Barret
you do know that dumbass does not equal sweetie pie right?
Yuffie
yeah but we weren’t talking about you
Barret
I’m blocking your big ass
Zack
cloud is kin of a shy guy
Yuffie
?????
nah this aint the same Cloud
Tifa
He kinda is!!!
Barret
In our dreams maybe
Cloud
I am not.
Yuffie
ik dw
Zack
He iiiissss
he acts cute sometimes
Tifa
yes :3
Cloud
Do I?
Tifa
yessss
You are very gentle love
Cloud
Thanks. ♡
Yuffie
bro what in the doppelganger
Aerith
HAHAHAHA
Zack
THIS NOT A DOPLEGAGNER
DOPELGAGNER
doplefanger
damn
dople
Aerith
doppelganger honey
Zack
yeah
doppelganger
Aerith
that’s it!!!
Yuffie
dyslexic
Zack
kindof ig
Aerith
it’s cute
Tifa
yeah fr!!!
Zack
Ladies come oooonnn 😎
Aerith
HAHAHAHHAHA
Cloud
.
Tifa
LMAO
dw Cloudy you’re cute too
Cloud
(:
Yuffie
bro can smile in text but not irl
Barret
nah fr tho
Tifa
Huh?
Cloud smiles a lot!!!
Yuffie
He what?
How many Cloud Strife exist cuz this aint the one I know
Zack
yzll make me doubt Cloud fr
Yuffie
how many personalities do u have
Cloud
One.
Yuffie
nah
Cloud
?
Barret
bro is kind of bipolar
Cloud
Wtf.
Tifa
nooooo he is not ):<
Zack
be nice to Cloud!!!!!
Aerith
yeah!!!
Yuffie
anyway
Tifa
yesterday I saw a kitty
it looked just like my kitty
it was cute
Zack
U HAVE A PET
Cloud
Fluffy.
Zack
CUTE NAME
Tifa
Ty c:
Cloud
She is very sweet.
Tifa
Yeesss a good girl
I miss her
Zack
aww ):
I would love a pet
a ferret
Aerith
fits you well
Zack
Right???
Yuffie
kinda cool
I would like a dino
Cloud
Bro.
Barret
What she doesn’t know is that she is the dino herself
Yuffie
Barret I’m gonna kill you
Barret
Imma beat your ass first
Zack
chaotic duo
Aerith
they are
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