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"Slug": Oi dazai
"Slug": Mori texted me
"Slug": He can't find u
"Slug": where the fuck are u
"Slug": I swear to God, I leave for a week and u dissapear.
"Slug": Why do I have to deal with u
"Slug": Just unblock Mori and text him ur lazy as fuck.
"Slug": Dazai i swear to God, if I have to return early from the mission just because you're too lazy to text Mori, I will kill you.
"Slug": DAZAI.
"Slug": That’s it, Mori told me to come back. I will kill you."Slug":
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"Slug":I swear to god if I find you laying in that container, I may grand your wish.
"Slug": I'm on my way to that damn container.
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"Slug": Okay you're not here
"Slug": Tf
"Slug": This is even more annoying, I'll have to search the whole city for u.
"Slug": Dumbass
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"Slug": Okay I searched the whole city
"Slug": WHERE TF ARE U
"Slug": I checked like every safe spot that I know about
"Slug": I'm gonna have to ask these friends of yours.
"Slug": And that is annoying
"Slug": especially that Ango guy
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"Slug": Oh
"Slug": Mori told me that guy is a traitor
"Slug":....
"Slug": Uhm...
"Slug": Is it why you're missing?
"Slug": If you feel that bad about it, at least let me know you're alive
"Slug": Please...
"Slug": I'm seriously worried...
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"Slug": Mori says he will have to search an actual research group for u
"Slug": you have two days
"Slug": Please answer so I know you haven't killed yourself.
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Notes:
I'm writing this for the second time... because the old one didn't safe... I feel like I'm gonna cry....
Anygay, thank you all for the Kudos, or just reading this! I appreciate it, and I love you all!Enjoy reading! <3
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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"Slug": This is starting to get annoying
"Slug": If you won't come untill midnight, Mori will actually send the reaserch group
"Slug": And when he finds you, Imma give you all my paperwork
"Slug": So you better return before he finds you himself
"Slug": maybe you'll dodge SOME of the paperwork
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"Slug": Just come back
"Slug": Or text me
"Slug": I just want to know if you're still alive
"Slug": Or I might as well just spam you.
"Slug": If you won't answer or return untill midnight, I will just spam you.
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"Slug":@mackerel
"Slug": Fuck it
"Slug": I had to get Elise to replace me
"Slug": But I give up
"Slug": You're just too weird
"Slug": How did it not bother you
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"Slug": I really thought you're like cockroach
"Slug": That you're impossible to kill
"Slug": I really thought that you will outlive us all
"Slug": Because it was jurt ironic
"Slug": But now?
"Slug": You're really dead aren't you?
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"Slug": I opened that expensive wine
"Slug": The one I was keeping for the moment I will win a bet against you.
"Slug": Because I remembered smth
"Slug": about two years ago
"Slug": you told me that whoever dies first is gay
"Slug": I guess you're gay then
"Slug": So yeah, I celebrated
"Slug": that you're finally dead
"Slug": yuipeeeee
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"Slug": Someone save me from Mori
"Slug": It's starting to get really annoying
"Slug": He keeps talking about you
"Slug": How he's going to miss your birthday
"Slug": And how you have weak immunity
"Slug": That you'll have no one to cure you
"Slug": I don't think he can cure death
"Slug":...
"Slug": Okay, I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED if he did.
"Slug": But that shit is not the point
"Slug": If you're alive
"Slug": (Which I doubt)
"Slug": Comme back
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"Slug": COME BACK
"Slug": I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
"Slug": I SWEAR IF HE'S GOING TO TELL THAT STORY ONE MORE TIME. I WILL JOIN YOU.
"Slug": THE STORY HOW YOU GOT SICK AGAIN. AND HE HAD TO TAKE CARE OF YOU FOR A WEEK STRAIGHT
"Slug": RELEASE ME FROM THIS HELL
"Slug": HE BASICALLY STARTED SAZYING IT INSTEAD OF 'GOODMORNING' AND 'BYE'
"Slug": I SWEAR TO GOD.
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"Slug": Dear Osamu Dazai
"Slug": Mori decided that it's a good idea to create 'group therapy'
"Slug": Because, apparently
"Slug": All of us are mentally fucked up
"Slug": Which is probably not far from truth.
"Slug": But the deal is-
"Slug": We have to write our feelings about someone to the person.
"Slug": Like, for example I have to text Mori my feelings to him.
"Slug": But I can choose the person
"Slug": And everyone is really awkward with it
"Slug": Yet, I am the only smart person in this room
"Slug": And decided to text you!
"Slug": Because!
*"Slug" teleted a message*
"Slug":...
"Slug": I gotta stop joking about death..
"Slug": i don't wanna turn into you
"Slug": that is gross
"Slug": well, anyway, you're not gonna read it anyway
"Slug": So I successfully dodged the awkwardness.
"Slug": So waht fo I think aboit you?
"Slug": here we go!:
"Slug":You're the most annoying person I have ever met. I hated you from the moment I have laid my eyes on you, from the moment I kicked you into the damn wall. I should have kick harder, maybe I would have get rid of your annoying presence earlier. Even the container you lived in grossed me out. You could have at least choose a different colour. If I saw you right now? I would probably hug you, and throw you into a pond full of toxic chemicals. And watched how you die in a painfull death. My list of ways to torture has grown since the last time I used one of the tactics. But seemes like I won't need it now. That is the only thing that makes me sad about your death. Oh and also the fact that I no longer have that wine, I miss him. Anyway, I'm glad I got rid of you stinky ass. :P
"Slug": I would have continue, but Mori told us to stop and just send it how it is.
"Slug": you're lucky Ig.
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"Slug": Mori told that story again
"Slug": I'm seriously going to join you.
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"Slug": Never mind, he got me new wine
"Slug": He said that I look like I need a brek
"Slug": Why would I need break?
"Slug": I'm happy that you're gone
"Slug": It's not like I'm sad or smth
"Slug": Stupid Mori...
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"Slug": Mori still thinks you're alive
"Slug": I tried telling him that you're 99% dead
"Slug": And he looked me dead in the eyes
"Slug": And said "nuh uh"
"Slug": And then he just left without another word
"Slug": It's frustrating
"Slug": How he still holds on the hope
"Slug":...
"Slug": Tho I gotta admit that it was funny
"Slug": I think Elise is teaching him
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"Slug": Update- she told me that he got most of the lines from you
"Slug": Just what the fuck.
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"Slug": I left some bandages in your container
"Slug": so you can take it, if they won’t give you any up there.
"Slug": More like down there...
"Slug": Yeah, definitely down there
"Slug": I have a feeling that you started rulling hell instead of suffering there.
"Slug": But I hope you suffer.
"Slug": Because you're making us all suffer
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"Slug": ....
"Slug": I was drunk
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"Slug": Mori gave me a free week
"Slug": But that happened last week
"Slug": So I should probably come back, shouldn't I?
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"Slug": Some time back my car exploded
"Slug": Probably an enemy organisation
"Slug": It's annoying
"Slug": Cuz i have to go with the port mafia's cars
"Slug": But thankfully my bike is without any damage
"Slug": I don't know what I would do if something happened to it...
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"Slug": Mori isn't giving us any missions outside Yokoham
"Slug": because of u
"Slug": It's kinda boring here tbh
"Slug": But at least he stopped telling that damn story!
"Slug": I have been saved!
Notes:
I wrote this the night before my first con, and finished it on the way. I went as 15 chuuya, it was great. Hope y'all enjoyed the spamming part :3
Chapter 3: 3
Notes:
I'm starting to add a lot of my hc, if you didn't understand any, please ask
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"Slug": I got a dog
"Slug": Found him on the street
"Slug": he's cute, I love him
"Slug": I would love to bully u with him
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"Slug": DAMN IT
"Slug": Even HIROTSU is starting to get annoying
"Slug": He's talking about places where you could be
"Slug": Like all the time
"Slug": They're literally trying to find a dead body by now.
"Slug": At least they stopped bothering ME with finding you.
"Slug":....
"Slug": But I have more paper work.
"Slug": Assholes.
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"Slug": https://www.yelp.com/search?cflt=petstore&find_loc=Yokohama%2C+%E7%A5%9E%E5%A5%88%E5%B7%9D%E7%9C%8C
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"Slug": I swear to God, if even ane-san starts to talk about you, I will loose my goddamn mind
"Slug": It's Mori AND Hirotsu, that are way too interested in trying to find you.
"Slug": I get Mori, he always seemed to 'care'(?) About you.
"Slug": But DAMN-
"Slug": I didn't know you spent that much time with Hirotsu!
"Slug": It's not that surprising when I think back about it, your relationship WAS suspicious.
"Slug": But I still didn't expect it
"Slug": And here I thought you're lonely as fuck.
"Slug": like wdym you were WILINGLY at gallery with Hirotsu
"Slug": And he was there also WILINGLY
"Slug": I didn't think there's someone that would wilingly go there with you
"Slug": Like yeah, I was there with you one time too
"Slug": but that was just because it was your birthday
"Slug": And I felt bad that YOU forgot about it.
"Slug":....
"Slug": And it was scary as fuck
"Slug": I don't understand how you can like sometjing like that
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"Slug": I'm jealous of u right now...
"Slug": You got no paper work...
"Slug": No annoying friends...
"Slug": I really feel like giving up...
"Slug": Becauee Ane-san seemed like she thinks I will run away, (she thinks u ran away)
"Slug": Anygay
"Slug": She gave me a microphone
"Slug": She said I should start singing
"Slug": honestly?
"Slug": I don't know if she was joking or not
"Slug": But I'm taling it like a damn chalange
"Slug": I WILL LEARN HOW TO SING
"Slug": AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
"Slug": ESPECIALLY NOT U
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"Slug": I have no realised how literal that was...
"Slug": uhm...
"Slug": But yeah...
"Slug": It is true...
"Slug":...
"Slug": You probably WON'T stop me...
"Slug": uh
"Slug": yeah that's all
"Slug": bye
"Slug": bye?
"Slug": I'm going crazy
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"Slug": I love that dog more and more
"Slug": I was stuck with some random neighbours
"Slug": That didn't want to leave
"Slug": They were like...
"Slug": Talking about their grandchildren
"Slug": And I did not care
"Slug": But I didn't want to send them away
"Slug": (You always made fun of me being too kind, shut up.)
"Slug": AND I DID NOT WANT TO KILL THEM.
"Slug": So they just kept talking for like half an hour
"Slug": And then the dog started barking
"Slug": So I was like
"Slug": "oh sorry, I have to check my dog, I'll be right back"
"Slug": So I went inside
"Slug": And never came back
"Slug": I hope I didn't hurt their feelings tho
"Slug": But like
"Slug": LEAVE ME ALONE???
"Slug": If this is gonna happen again...
"Slug": I'm probably gonna move out...
"Slug": I just moved here
"Slug": but like
"Slug": I'm scared that I'll never be able to look at them again
"Slug": T-T
"Slug": I hate my life
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"Slug": Some kid started talking to me
"Slug": I feel like I've seen him before
"Slug": But he was nice
"Slug": and respectful
"Slug": unlike you
"Slug": we only talked for a short time
"Slug": He asked me what I think about you
"Slug": or more like-
"Slug": what I think about you dissapearing
"Slug": I asked him if he knows you personally
"Slug": and how close he was to you
"Slug": He said he does know you personally
"Slug": and that you trained him
"Slug": I expected that you weren't much close to him
"Slug": But he said that you took him and his sister out for food multiple times
"Slug": I'm starting to think I never knew you at all...
"Slug": I mean...
"Slug": I thought you were really lonely
"Slug": because you were bothering me basically all the time
"Slug": But then I realised that when I was sixteen and eighteen, we didn't talk THAT much
"Slug":....
"Slug": You still bothered me
"Slug": but not as much
"Slug": Was that the time when you were talking with Hirotsu and these siblings?
"Slug": Who knows
"Slug": But anyway, I was talking with the kid
"Slug": after he told me that, I assumed I can tell him what I think
"Slug": that you killed yourself
"Slug": He seemed really sad
"Slug": but thanked me anyway
"Slug": I can't believe YOU trained such a kid
"Slug": But I felt a bit bad for making him sad
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"Slug": So
"Slug":...
"Slug": Ane-san gave me that microphone some time back
"Slug": I made that jole about taling it as a chalange
"Slug": but damn-!
"Slug": It's actually fun!
"Slug": Like wth!
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"Slug": The dogs name is Osamu btw
"Slug": I found him exactly a month after u dissapeared
"Slug": So I thought
"Slug":"man why not? He hates dogs, I should do that!"
"Slug": so yeah
"Slug": Bye Ig
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"Slug": I've talked with the kid again
"Slug": turns out he's just two years younger than us
"Slug": And he's quiet
"Slug": or like
"Slug": I don't know
"Slug": maybe he's just emo
"Slug": that brings me to question-
"Slug": what the hell happened to his hair
"Slug": like wth
"Slug": But okay????
"Slug": Also
"Slug": I forgot to mention
"Slug": I had to go to the vet with Osamu
"Slug": (hope ur angry about the name >:])
"Slug": And there was this black cat
"Slug": it kept staring at me
"Slug": like the whole time
"Slug": wth
"Slug": it even had the same eyes like you
"Slug": that just stared right into my soul
"Slug": it was creepy
"Slug": I feel like you're just hunting me
"Slug": wait-
"Slug": is it because of the dog name?
"Slug": WELL TOO DAMN BAD
"Slug": THAT NAME IS STAYING
"Slug": AND U CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT.
"Slug": NO MATTER HOW MUCH UR GONNA HAUNT ME I WILL NOT CHANGE THAT DAMN NAME
"Slug": FUCK U
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"Slug": Fresh basil leaves
Arborio rice (for risotto)
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"Slug": Mori told me to go visit Q
"Slug": cuz they're starting to ask questions apparently
"Slug": idk why he sent ME
"Slug": maybe cuz he keeps saying that I'm lazy
"Slug": WELL I'M SORRY FOR NOT TRYING TO FIND A DEAD BODY
"Slug": AND I'VE DONE MORE PAPERWORK THAN HIM, HIROTSU AND ANE-SAN TOGETHER
"Slug": BUT I GUESS I HAVE TO GO SEE Q
"Slug": Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
"Slug": I HATE MY LIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
"Slug": I HATE QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ
"Slug": I HATE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
"Slug": I HATE MORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
"Slug": I HATE EVERYONE AND EVERYTHINGGGGG
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"Slug": well
"Slug": I met Q
"Slug": And you're a weirdo
"Slug": You really did talk to a lot more people than I thought
"Slug": Because why tf did Q say you visited her once or twice a month??????!
"Slug": I thought you hated them!
"Slug": You're a damn traitor!!!
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"Slug": The dog ran away
"Slug": I guess you're really determined about not staying with me huh?
"Slug": Even as a dog
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"Slug": Hello my name is Chuuya Nakahara
"Slug": Hello my name is also Chuuya Nakahara
"Slug": wow! We have the same name!
"Slug": yeah that's so cool!
"Slug": So what do you like?
"Slug": Oh I like wine, dogs and yk
"Slug": oh my God that is sooo coool we even like the same things!
"Slug": This is so cool! It's like talking to MYSELF
"Slug": YEAH!
"Slug":...
"Slug": OH NOW YOU'RE IGNORING ME?!
"Slug":...
"Slug": WHY AM I IGNORING MYSELF!
"Slug": I'M NOT IGNORING YOU!
"Slug": THEN WHY WEREN'T YOU RESPONDING!
"Slug": I WAS LISTENINF TO MORI!
"Slug": U LISTEM TO MORI'S BORING ASS SPEECH?
"Slug": YEAH, AND U SHOULD TOO!
"Slug": nah, it's too boring
"Slug": WELL HE JUST ASKED YOU A QUESTION THAT YOU SHOULD ANSWER!
"Slug": WELL I DID ANSWER!
"Slug": A COMPLETE NONSENSE THAT WAS NOT CONECTED TO HIS QUESTION
"Slug": WELL THAT DOESN'T MATTER I DID ANSWER
"Slug": YOU'RE JUST AN IDIOT! START LISTENING!
"Slug": I HATE YOU!!
"Slug": YOU HATE YOURSELF!!!
"Slug": THIS IS REALLY CONFUSING!!!!!
"Slug": AGHHHHHH
"Slug": AGHHHHHHHHH
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"Slug": I hate meetings
"Slug": Like they are so boring!
"Slug": I used to hate how you were doing random shits during them
"Slug": BUT
"Slug": Now I kind of miss it
"Slug": Cuz it was LITERALLY so boring
"Slug": never more please
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"Slug": "Osamu! Please don't skip this message, it's IMPORTANT. This is Mori texting through Chuuya's phone, because I'm STILL BLOCKED. I am not here to beg you to return, because I know it won't work. I am here, because I am worried for your health. We both know you have bad immunity. And you often need meds. We both talked multiple times about the ones that almost nobody sells anymore. Because I know you won't just return to Yokohama, TO ME. For them. And because I want you to survive. I had made a lust put of doctors or underground doctors that still have them. I tried to get a few from every country, because I don't know where you are hiding. I don't care if you ask them nicely, steal them or what ever. JUST DON'T BE RECKLESS WITH YOUR HEALTH AND ASK FOR HELP. PLEASE. We all miss you, and hope you're doing well. Bye bye!
Ps: I swear to God, I hope you're not somewhere in COLD like Russia- that would be so bad for your health!!!
"Slug": *one attachment* (a.n- imagine the list T.T)
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"Slug": Sorry for that
"Slug": He was determined to text you.
"Slug": Most of the mafia still think you're alive
"Slug": Some are with me and thinks you're dead
"Slug": Well, I guess we'll see (?) If you're alive when we either find you, or your dead body
"Slug": Anyway
"Slug": nothing much to say
"Slug": bye
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"Slug": I just found out ane-san isn't the only one that wants me to sing-
"Slug": actually A LOT OF PEOPLE DO
"Slug": Like what the hell-
"Slug": Why
"Slug": And
"Slug": Why
"Slug": That shit doesn't make any sence
"Slug": What is wrong with them
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"Slug": I just realised I made it seem like I'm the only one who thinks you're deas
"Slug": I'm not
"Slug": A lot of people thinks that
"Slug": Like
"Slug": A LOT
"Slug": But there's also a lot of theories
"Slug": Some people think that you're hiding on bosses orders
"Slug": like it's a part of some plan
"Slug": Idk
"Slug": That’s just weird
"Slug": Boss wouldn't give that much effort into finding you if it was a part of his plan
"Slug": Another theory is that you're hiding because it's your OWN plan
"Slug": And that u just didn't tell anyone
"Slug": I don't think that you would do something like that
"Slug": Then there's the theory someone killed you
"Slug": That is simply not possible
"Slug": Then there's the theory you killed yourself
"Slug": I think that's it
"Slug": And then the theory you betrayed the port
"Slug": I...
"Slug": I don't know
"Slug": It just feels wrong
"Slug": Like...
"Slug": You DID have people you were close to
"Slug": In the port
"Slug": You had me... Kouyou, Q(??) The Akutagawa siblings... Hirotsu, and who knows who else... probably Mori(???)
"Slug": So why would you leave
"Slug": I know you weren't completely loyal to any organisation
"Slug": But I thought it was the PEOPLE you were loyal to
"Slug": Maybe I was wrong
"Slug": Idk what I'm even texting about
"Slug": I said I don't think this was what happened
"Slug": That it doesn't fit u
"Slug": I just think you're dead
"Slug": There's nothing more to it
"Slug": I shouldn't over think anything
"Slug": You're dead and that's it
"Slug": And I should stop texting this number
"Slug": It's just stupid
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"Slug": Grape tomatoes on the vine
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"Slug":https://www.buzzfeed.com/tomphillips/how-gay-are-you
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"Slug": https://www.arealme.com/gay-test/en/
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"Slug":https://www.tripadvisor.com/Attraction_Review-g14127333-d28002276-Reviews-WINE_SHOP_nico_Yokohama-Nishi_Yokohama_Kanagawa_Prefecture_Kanto.html
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"Slug":https://m.yelp.com/search?find_desc=Hats&find_loc=Yokohama%2C+%E7%A5%9E%E5%A5%88%E5%B7%9D%E7%9C%8C+%E3%80%92231-0023
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"Slug":https://www.tripadvisor.com/Attractions-g298173-Activities-Yokohama_Kanagawa_Prefecture_Kanto.html
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"Slug":https://www.tripadvisor.com/Attractions-g294459-Activities-Russia.html
"Slug":https://www.agoda.com/cs-cz/country/russia.html?cid=1844104
"Slug": I got sent on a mission to Russia
"Slug": Idk why
"Slug": But I want to enjoy that shit
"Slug": That's all Imma say
"Slug": I promised myself I won't yap to a dead person
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Notes:
Next chapter will be speciaaaaaallll
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