Chapter 1: That Bloody Bastard !
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I let selene my assistant go home early since I had finished my paperwork quickly and I wanted to surprise Ron with dinner and possibly go out to muggle London .As I get ready to leave for work I head towards Theo's office to let him know I’ll be meeting Harry and himself for drinks this weekend . As I walk towards Theo's office I open his door being greeted with smiles from himself and blaise and .. an odd look from Malfoy which isn’t surprising Hermione thought . “ Ah there she is Mi. How are you doing, you luscious woman ! Theo exclaimed “ Hi theo “ Hermione said laughing softly “ I've just come to see you off I’ve decided to finish early and head home to surprise Ron with some dinner ! “ Hermione says excitingly “ well isn’t that exciting dracooo “ Blaise says with a knowing smirk “ yes blaise …. very exciting “ Hermione looked at the pair quite curiously not really caring to know what that was about . “ Anyways theo I wanted to drop in and say goodbye and I’m really looking forward to going out for drinks with Harry and yourself this weekend," Hermione says with a small but genuine smile . “oh ! speaking of that I was wondering if pansy and neville along with blaise and ginny if that’s alright with ya? “ Theo asked “of course ! They're all more than welcome to come ! “ Hermione says kindly . “Great ! I’ll let pans know. “So granger how’s life with the red weasel .” Blaise asked somewhat sarcastically . “Well Blaise if you must know it's going quite well . Speaking of ron I have to get going if I want to surprise Ron with dinner . I'll see you all this weekend ! “ and with that hermione left but for draco her presence still lingered . “So still pinning after the golden girl draco ? “ Blaise asked with an annoyingly smug look on his stupid face . “ No ! ..no i’m not i could care less about granger and that pathetic weasel .. “ Draco said with annoyance “well .. I for one think you both are a match made in the most devious parts of hell “ theo said with a seductive , playful undertone . “Oh bugger off you twat !” Draco says incredulously.
As hermione floo’s home she gets really excited about doing this dinner for ron she’d thought since he’s been having a rough go at work this week it’s what he deserves after all .. as Hermione sets down her bag she noticed a soft feeling against her legs .. a light purr came from her lovely crookshanks . she greets him but notices clothes scattered across the living room floor and two wine glasses on the kitchen counter .. hermiones’ heart immediately drops , not wanting to jump straight to the conclusion she thinks Ron just needed a night cap and is asleep …. Oh how wrong Hermione was she walked closer to their bedroom and heard the most vile noises known to man her breathing became short but heavy and her worst nightmare has come to life it was ron and a woman.. But not any woman it was selene her bloody assistant ! that whore ! Hermione's breath hitched and Ron turned around and saw Hermione … and what she did next caught both Ron and Selene by surprise .
Chapter 2: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned..
Summary:
Watch as hermione unleash that inner lioness that's been dying to claw out .. especially now since Ronald Weasley was the cause of what's to come ...
Notes:
this chapter is a little more longer than chapter one . Hopefully you guys like it !
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Hermione saw red .. immediately taking her wand out casting a quick immobulus spell on that bitch selene to whom she considered a great girl now all she wants to do is take her revenge on the both of them !.. “ Hermione please ! I can explain .. sh-she was throwing herself at me. I tried to stop her ! “ Ron said with a panic in his voice . “ oh ..throwing herself at you was she ? " Hermione said with a dangerously low tone along with a fierce glare “ and just how exactly were you defending yourself against her by inserting your severely small penis inside her !? YOU INSUFFERABLE SMALL MINDED ARSEHOLE ! “ hermione yelled at the top of her lungs she was sure the neighbors heard her but to be quite honest she could give a flying rats arse what they think right now . In this moment , right now all she has in mind is with how she was going to make them feel small , humiliate them how they did her . Hermione was never considered violent but being friends with the chaos junkie himself , Theo she’s learned a few things from him that now she’s eternally grateful for. Before Ron could continue spewing out more of his laughable lies, Hermione casted a spell on him that stuck him flat on the bed bare arse naked … Hermione had almost forgotten about selene she had removed the immobulus spell off her but quickly casted another one on selene that stuck her on top of Ron binding them together flat but spread out like a starfish this amused Hermione a little she felt herself smirk ..almost pleased with herself but she had to get back to what she set out to do .. she hears Ron , selene plead and beg for her to listen but she shuts them out continuing with her fun she calls for back up , she casts her patronus “ Theo hello i’m in need of your chaotic assistance please floo yourself to my home and please do bring pansy , ginny they’re going to want to take part in this once they see i’m sure you’ll enjoy the show ! " Hermione says humorously . “ and now we wait, it shouldn't be too long before they arrive ". Selene looks frightened and Ron looks pale as if he’s going to vomit . good Hermione thought . Not even five minutes she hears the floo open and a loud voice boom through her home. “ Honey we’re homeeee ! " . Theo sang “ and we brought the goods ". pansy’s voice rang through ever so viciously . Hermione looked at them both and slowly but amusingly said “ stay put i’ll be back in just a moment “ . she said with a slight chuckle . Hermione leaves the room to face three of the selective few she trusts the most , Theo , Ginny , and Pansy, probably the most chaotic trio there is in Hermione's opinion . “ So love what’s the news ?” Theo said as he held up a bat not just any bat but made with aluminium ! “ yes yes, what's the news ?” both pansy and ginny asked excitingly . “ ron’s cheated on me with my secretary selene and well come have a look “ . She leads them to the room where ron and selen are stuck together in the most laughable way possible pansy claps so joyously , theo barks out a laugh .. and ginny well ginny cursed her brother out into oblivion then she snapped a photo of them just to push the humiliation even further . “ So theo, pans , gin what should we do ?” “ well i suggest a bit of a beating , couple of hexes thrown at them write on their bodies with permanent ink that’ll never go away and rough up that whore as well “. Pansy said with the most beautifully vicious smirk . " why don't we just maim them a little bit ?" Theo asked with a grin . "No !" Ginny said quickly . the three looked at her expectantly . "well?...what do you propose we do red ?" pansy asked with annoyed expression "do we just let them go !? after what they did to my friend! no no no no they do not get away easy they- " Pansy ! wait lets hear Gin out ." Hermione said waiting for whatever gin was going to say . " Before I do continue, Hermione did you cast a silencing charm on them ?... gods you're bloody brilliant !" . Ginny said ." Anyways as I was saying yes I think we should do just that bit of roughing up , and write "CHEATER" across Rons body and "WHORE" on Selene's body in magically permanent ink ! then floo in front of the Ministry of Magic, alert the daily prophet , and let the humiliation sink in for the both of them . Ginny said with a devious smile . "well red I like that !" Theo said with a smile . "alright I'm in .. Mi ? what do you think ?." pansy asked with a slightly soft voice placing a hand on Hermione's shoulder . " it's your choice what you want ." Hermione said with no hesitations and a very large grin " Let's do it !" . Pansy , Ginny immediately releases selene out of the immobulus spell and began beating her ever so violently ! there was hair pulling , face punching from both girls and nails from pansy that she likes to call her " claws " and used them to scratch them against that bitches' face ! Hermione enjoyed that . "Mi " Theo said "shall we continue with the red headed bastard ?" Hermione nodded her head yes and with that Theo began the most vicious beating of Rons sad very sad excuse of a life. "I would've suggested we shrink his whang ! but... fortunately his.. manhood is already abnormally small Hahah" Theo said booming with laughter along with Hermiones' soft laughter . " YOU STPUID CUNT " "HOMEWRECKING WHORE " vulgar profanities spewing out of Hermione's friends while also beating her and cutting her hair selene looks so unrecognizable! it was exhilarating to say the least . Now finally they all stopped ginny casted a spell on the those arseholes so now they're on the floor sitting backs facing still unable to speak do to the silencing charm Hermione had placed upon them before her friends had arrived . Hermione walked slowly towards the pair bent down eye level and started to speak ." You , Ronald Bilius Weasely are a sad excuse shell of a man .. and hear me when say this that you. are. nothing . and if it weren't for me you'd be dead from the war , if it weren't for harry and myself you'd be nothing but a complete and vile mess like you are now so.. I suppose I wasn't completely off the mark . you deserve to feel utterly and completely humiliated like you've made me feel in MY own home you're wondering why haven't I struck either one of you right ?. Hermione said with a sickly sweet tone almost condescending. " its because I don't want any of your diseases that you've may have caught while fucking whatever you stuck your manhood in .. not that there was any manhood there to be completely honest with you .. quite dull really. " Hermione felt joy bumbling in her chest as she said that now it was Selene's turn to feel humiliated. " and you selene .. I trusted you , I befriended you and despite your lack of intelligence I decided to give you a job to which you haven't succeeded in .. You are fired do you understand? I know it's hard in that little brain of yours to comprehend big words . Hermione stood up looking down at the pair along with her friends then she turns to Theo " let harry know what has happened, tell him to stay at the ministry but to alert the daily prophet immediately I'm sure Rita Skeeter could use some scandal that's she been dying to discover " ." Of course love." Theo said with a smile as he turns to leave and do just that "have fun girls " Theo leaves to relay the message to his boyfriend harry . "Now Gin shall we get to work on these bloody gits ! " . Pansy exclaimed . " Wait ! " Hermione said . " I want to write on Rons chest with his own blood just to show everyone just how utterly pathetic he is ". " YES ! finally Granger those claws come out !" Pansy said clapping her hands . " Gin come on let's focus on this sleazy bitch !" the girls set their sights on selene and work their magic . Hermione turns her focus back on the person she though she would marry .. boy is she glad she didn't , she grabs a quill and uses Rons blood from the beating Theo gave him and started to whisper an enchantment onto the quill so the blood would permanently stay on Ron's chest ..Ron still unable to speak is utterly stunned at the scene displayed by Hermione and his sister . "why am I getting absolutely turned on by this " Theo said with a huff and a slight grin " because you are sick twisted bastard love Ha ! " pansy said in a sultry but amused tone . "well we've finished with this one " Ginny pointing at selene . " I'm ready as well " Hermione said with the biggest grin known to merlin . " Well ladies shall we head to the ministry". " Lead the way Hermione " the girls said in unison . Theo picking up Ron and Selene stark naked , the group lead by Hermione were headed towards the floo grabbing the powder with a loud and clear voice Hermione says " the Ministry of Magic " and they all disappear there . Hermione was so ready for the humiliation Ron and Selene were about to face at Rons place of work .
Notes:
hi !!! I hope you enjoy chapter 2 as much as I enjoyed writing it ! this was fun .
Chapter 3: Bertie botts, Bare Arse , Cameras ... Oh My!
Summary:
If you thought what Hermione and her friends did to Ron and Selene was humiliating .. watch as the daily prophet make them feel so ashamed , mortified ... also watch as Hermione's realization sets in that she's been cheated on .
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
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*click * flash* *click* *flash*
As soon as Harry got the patronus from his love theo he alerted the daily prophet along with blaise , and blaise being blaise had told draco about it so naturally he joined wanting to see the full extent of that weasels embarrassment . As they walked further outside the ministry they heard the large crowd along with the familiar faces of pansy , neville , ginerva , theo , hermione bloody granger , and the twat himself ronald weasley and … a woman draco’s seen before … Oh! That secretary! Granger’s secretary bare arse naked and with that also seeing the weasels junk was not exactly on draco’s bucket list .
About 25 minutes earlier was when Harry was on break with Draco and Blaise when Theo had sent him the patronus about what event had occurred that his “best mate” had cheated on his best friend Hermione ! that wanker .. but what surprised him along with draco , blaise was what his love had told him what hermione had done / watched her friends do to him and that witch selene .. Now the pair of idiots are swarmed by the daily prophet, silent as ever not realizing that Hermione had them charmed ! Ginny , Pansy , and Theo were beaming with joy knowing those two idiots were now facing the humiliation they caused Hermione , But Hermione remained neutral , but she also had what looked like a slight smirk on that face , Draco thought she looked absolutely wondrous .. “ Harry ! my love did you bring them i quite enjoy a snack while watching entertainment ! Theo said happily, “of course I did love , here .” harry handed theo his bertie botts and theo stood idly by munching on his candies while watching the entire scene unfold as the slytherins , griffyndors watched ron and selene get bombarded with questions and cameras in the face still unable to speak looking frantic as ever hermione finally let the silencing charm go as the pair took a long breath .” mione please , please it was a mistake ! “ Ron squeaked “ a mistake ! “ Selene squealed, how bloody dare you ! “ Both forgetting that they were absolutely naked and cameras swarming in every direction with no place to hide before Ron could get close to Hermione, Pansy and Ginny stood right in front of their friend not wanting that insufferable pig near Hermione .” I think it's best you get away from her ron "Ginny said with a stern voice ..” wait till mum hears about what you’ve done then you’ll really be done for Ha ! “ . “ Harry .. mate please you’ll listen won’t you? .. “ Ron pleaded . “ no ron you're no friend of mine you had a formidable witch in your arms .. and you blew it for some slag ! . The daily prophet, specifically Rita Skeeter, was soaking up this delicious drama that she’s hoping she’ll get a more personal scoop later from the golden girl but for now she’s watching the entire scene unfold ! .
Commotion was made from the reporters as Blaise and Draco got closer to the rest of the friend group .. “ bloody hell hermione, did you write that on their chest and stomach !? bloody violent you are ! and brilliant “ . he murmured with a smug grin spreading across his face . and it wouldn’t be theo if he didn’t add some chaos .. “ look everyone at rons INCREDIBLY small weiner !! “ . with that everyone including the daily prophet boomed with laughter and jokes of their own .
Hermione turned to her two girlfriends and said with a low whisper ..” can we go they’ll still be swarmed with the cameras , I’d like to go back home with crooks , and all of you if that’s alright ? “ . Hermione said with a surprisingly small and a tinge of upset setting in her usual confident self . "Of course Mi lets go home and get proper shit-faced !” pansy said with a comforting yet exciting tone ginny soon followed with “ and don’t worry mums’ probably on her way to give ron a proper scolding soon !. “ Ginny gleamed . Pansy had Neville alert the rest of the boys of what was happening and they followed Hermione and Theo back to Nott manor already having Hermione’s belongings in his home knowing it’s where she belonged in the first place now that the weasel is completely out of the picture .. that sodding prat . Hermione should feel happy .. relieved even but she’s feeling complete and utter shame ..
Notes:
sorry !!! I know I took long I got distracted with reading other fics lol , also I apologize how short this chapter but I should have chapter 4 done soon thank you all for being patient!
Chapter 4: So which " R " you filled with .. Relief or Regret ?
Summary:
It's getting intense for hermione ... especially now that she caught a certain snakes piercing gaze !
Notes:
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As the group floo’d back to Nott manor hermione had a wave of relief wash over her … because finally she thought .. It was over . As the group settled in theo’s and harry’s home readied themselves to get “proper shit-faced “ as pansy and ginny call it , hermione stood right by the fireplace where they had entered they had tried calling out to her , then ginny , then pansy , seven hells even draco had plucked up the courage to seek out if she was alright or not .. but no reaction out of her nothing she was stoic it was almost terrifying about the way she stood like scorned lioness ready to crash and burn , hermione wish she felt like the brave lion she’d known herself to be but instead she finds herself acting like a meek little cat begging to be saved ..
Hermione finally snapped out of her daze when Blaise of all people put a hand on her shoulder and said “ come on granger let’s sit down and drink for a bit , let's all relax we know you’ve had a hell of a day .” Blaise smiled at Hermione like a brother would and for that she was grateful , honestly if it weren’t for these amazing people who know what Hermione would’ve done without her sanity … oh gods .. they’re all smiling at her .. had she said that out loud ?! “ Aww love we make you sane ? Wow, who’d thought that about us hmm ? a group of vipers make you the golden girl sane ?! “ Theo exclaimed . “ and me ? granger you truly think of me as a brother ? “ Blaise had asked with his sly smile .
Hermione finally broke out a smile and a small huff . “ Yes , yes alright you lot mean so much to me and I couldn’t do this properly with you especially my girls . With that both pansy and ginny rushed towards hermione in a big hug. and pansy finally broke the silence with “ now that we’ve gotten all sappy with each other I propose we have ourselves a little party hmm ? red ? Granger ? What do you think ? pansy asked even though there was no saying “ no “ to pansy when it came to drinking/parties, even the small ones . “ YES ! “ Ginny said walking over to Blaise with a grin and twirled ginny till her back was against blaise’s chest , a drunk ginny was a hoot especially a drunk hermione which is precisely why pansy wanted her to say yes . "So that just leaves you Granger ? what’ll it be ? “ pansy asked with a terrifying smirk . “ oh gods okay alright ! we can have drinks I suppose ! but ! I trust you guys won’t let me over do it please “. Hermione practically begged for them to promise her . “ Oh you’ll be fine little love ! we promise you that we won’t get you drunk … too badly I swear it ! “ Theo broke the quiet with a devious smile , a smile that Hermione was rightfully so worried for . “oh theo.. you know I hate it when you smile like that “ Hermione huffed with her shoulders hung low but biting back a small smile that was beginning to form in her face . “ hey granger , we promise we won’t get you absolutely wasted just a little drunk you have my word . “ Blaise said with a promising tone that thankfully Hermione had believed leave it to Zabini to persuade you into doing something … “ thank you love "Ginny whispered “ of course anything for family , she’s one of us ya know we take care of our own . “ Blaise said .
Well .. thank fuck for blaise , pansy thought ! Nott manor was in full swing of drinking and music and a very .. VERY drunk Hermione .. Oh how delicious it was for ginny and pansy to see that wild mane of their friend run free . There was laughter , dancing , drinking hips shaking left and right even neville pansy shy husband let loose , very loose and pansy was so here for it he usually wasn’t very touchy in public only because he felt even married that maybe pansy wasn’t alright with it but obviously she was and she enjoyed every minute of this version of her husband of course he’s always amazing , gentle and kind very respectable but this ? The ravenous lion she enjoyed so much .
Theo and Harry are a very touchy couple overall but when drunk it’s like they’re the only wizards in the world and Hermione adored that slightly envious but nevertheless she was happy for them especially Ginny and Blaise ! She watched as Ginny twirled and swayed her hips almost in sync with her husband Blaise. Blaise was so good to Ginny and spoiled her rotten as Blaise likes to say “ happy wife , happy life “ . Then there was Malfoy… malfoy was another story of course she remembers a few years ago when the last time they threw a party like this she completely embarrassed herself drunk herself into oblivion and confessed to draco how “ fucking fit he was “ and she remebers vividly draco responding with “ it’s too bad you’re with that weasel ..” Hermione felt herself shiver at the memory . forcing herself back to the present she felt a burning gaze watch her from across the room …it was malfoy , hermione finds herself staring intently at him with an intense gaze .. almost seductive if you will .
She watches as Malfoy sauntered over to Hermione with that same seductive gaze everyone else was too busy to drunk to notice but not her .. before he could step into her personal space Hermione quickly leaves the room for some air , and of course malfoy being the stubborn git he is he follows her .
Notes:
y'all I'm sorry I'm leaving you with another cliffhanger! but I swear it'll be worth it !😈😏
Chapter 5: Oh holy Mother of Morgana ! …there’s a blonde ferret in my bed ..
Summary:
Hermione learns the events of what happened last night .. what is she do to now .. does she act on these feelings ?
Notes:
music while listening / reading this chapter (this chapter is mildly spicy 🌶️ ) nothing too crazy like wasabi a surprise in ya mouth
Valse Sentimentale No . 2 in G Minor ( when hermione is on her own thinking out in the gardens )
Heaven can wait - Michael Jackson ( when they're in hermione's room getting somewhat freaky freaky lol in Nott manor )
Me and your mama - Childish Gambino( during the little freaky freaky moments
Nothin' on you - B.o.B ft. Bruno mars ( after memories have been shown back in present day 🩵)
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Oh godric .. why .. Why did I let gin and pans convince me to drink? I don't even remember …hermione paused in thought as she felt a pair of arms wrapped so tight around her waist .. oh holy hells .. Hermione slightly turns her head and what she sees terrifies her. It's DRACO SODDING MALFOY ! okay okay hermione thought to herself do not panic she turns herself back facing him slowly and looks under the covers .oh thank merlin they both have clothes on ! okay so nothing happened ..i mean he’s quite fit if i’m honest .. NO hermione no ! Stop it, this is Draco Malfoy ! there’s– there’s absolutely no way that i could ever– well maybe he’s not exactly the same boy he was in hogwarts .. no no he's a proper fit man … oh good godric !
Hermione panics inside as she feels him move impossibly close-well closer he nuzzles his face in her curly locks and he .. is he smelling my hair Hermione thought .” Granger i’d like it if you could not be thinking so loudly it’s quite distracting .. i’m trying to sleep .. if you’re looking for an answer about last night i’d be happy to talk about it later but for now please .. lie down witch and sleep you’ve had quite a lot of drinks as did I “. So Hermione did exactly what Draco said she heard him go back to sleep and pull her body closer to his and eventually she fell back asleep .. When Hermione woke up she realized it was still morning. It was 8 in the morning meaning she did in fact wake up at 5 in the morning the first time when she was panicking over drac– Draco ?! He was nowhere to be seen did he– did that cowardly prick leave ! How dare he– before Hermione had an internal battle within herself her door opens and in comes Draco Malfoy with– a tray of fresh fruit and raspberry scones with jam and tea . “ Well well finally she wakes .. Hermione was sure she was staring very intently at him but she felt like this was some sort of weird dream of hers .. so she did what she thought needed to happen to see for herself that this was in fact real .. so she pokes at his now bare chest multiple times she was sure she was dreaming .. “um .. Granger … Gra– will– alright stop poking at my chest please contrary to belief i’m not made of stone-you– your pokes actually hurt you know ? though it’s nothing compared to your right mean hook i’ll tell you that much .. Hermione finally stops a tug that begins to form on her corner of her lips from Draco's words and looks at him in the face and says “ thank you .. for the– the um food that is , how did you know how I like my tea with a splash of milk and honey ? Hermione asked curiously . “ Well granger you just so happen to like tea the way I like it … and because I've always seen you in Theo's office with the same tea order every time he asks how you like your tea … I um realize now how creepy that sounds– “ that’s alright , I um appreciate all of this really where are the others ? “ Hermione spoke softly .” pans and neville left ‘round 2 in the morning as well as blaise and ginny , theo and harry are still asleep i reckon they’ll be sleeping till noon do to their activities .’’ Draco said with a light huff , small smile . “ oh “ Hermione said quietly .
“ Aren't you going to eat as well ? “ Hermione asked . “ It’s alright I've had a cup of tea not too long ago– Dra–Malfoy that simply won’t do ! Tea for breakfast that’s completely barbaric ! Eat ! “ Hermione demanded in that swotty commanding tone of hers that made Dracos’ …friend twitch . Draco cracked a small smirk and answered with a simple “ alright … still bossy and demanding as ever granger . “ Draco looked at Hermione with lust filled eyes but still proceeded to grab a scone and some jam .
They ate in silence for about 15 minutes till Draco decided to speak but that was until he saw jam from the scone Hermione was eating fall on her hand before she licked it off. She looked so innocent while doing it not realizing the actual impact it had on me ! Holy Mother of Morgana helped me regain control of these impure thoughts so I can speak and not look like an utter fool .“ so obviously you drank- well we both drank-i mean he was thankfully cut off by hermione “ dra-malfoy when you were staring at me last night across the room and walked towards me I went outside to the gardens for some fresh air then what happened “ . "Let me show and let the memories speak for themselves, hm ? “ Draco said . “ Alright then go on show me “ . Hermione spoke . Everything became distorted as the memories began to surface …
* FLASH BACK TO LAST NIGHT AT THE PARTY *
Hermione and draco were practically eye fucking with the way he was staring at her across the room while everyone was in their drunken state dancing along to the music but not draco no he sat back on the leather loveseat and watched hermione as she was also staring intensely at him .. neither daring to break away from eachothers gaze draco stood up sauntering over , Hermiones’ stomach began to flip she sort of panicked and swiftly left the room unnoticed as soon as she was out view of draco and her friends she quickly rushed outside to the gardens where she could find some peace . Hermione sat by the water fountain which made up of white marble in the form of a swan no doubt a renovation done by pansy it was beautiful the garden hermione took out a cigarette put it between her lips and inhaled it gods did feel good to hermione this was her solace her save place in all of Nott manor she loved the library truly but it just didn’t quite fit her .. but the garden that was hermione … she took another drag out of her cigarette after she rubbed her hand against her forehead taking in all the events that had happened . from catching Ron with that slag to the silent rage that was burning within her when her friends took care of it for her . She laughed out loud not realizing that Draco watching her from afar studying her seeing when to approach he waited letting her do what she does which is overthink in that swotty brain of hers .
Hermione still smoking that same cigarette takes a look at it before smoking it once more thinking of all the times ron would hate it when she smoked truly she hadn’t started smoking only when work days got stressful and she happen to stumble across blaise , theo outside smoking when Theo had offered her one she felt better so it became a habit nothing too serious … Ron had told her that smoking didn’t “fit me “ what in the fuck does that mean anyways ?! So theo being theo politely told him to “ fuck off you red headed twat “ blaise laughed at that they’ve always been protective of me theo and blaise ..but ron gods why ? . Why of all people my secretary ! He was my best friend. I don't understand why he’d humiliate me like this gods! That bloody git ! as Hermione continued this inner battle with herself Draco thought that it was time to intervene once he saw her face contort angrily . She stopped her conversation in her head and felt a presence behind her the smell of firewhiskey , spearmint , no doubt expensive cologne … it was Draco she knew by the smell of him . “ Granger you left in a hurry before I could compliment you on your dress… sage green suits you , pairs well with that wild mane of yours . Draco said with a smug grin on his face while looking down at her . “ I did not leave in a hurry ! “ Hermione exclaimed with a blush forming on her cheeks crossing her arms together . “ May I ? “ . Draco asked, pointing to the empty spot beside her still not breaking eye contact with her “ no i’m sorry but it seems occupied by a little blonde ferret . “ Hermione said with a very very calm expression on her face, Draco looked slightly shocked that she even brought it up ! Then he saw her pointing down beside her … He.. was absolutely going to murder theo like actually murder him ! his face paled at that ..thing then hermione laughed doubling over holding her stomach tightly “ O-oh my gods i’m s-sorry hahahaha it’s just your face theo knew you’d find out about his pet ferret soon I just figured now would be the time finally introduce you two y’know get acquainted with each other “. Hermione bit back a smile covering her face with her hands still laughing presumably because she was drunk . Draco didn’t mind he wanted her happy distracted from that big headed weasel , that fucking idiot had a woman.. a fierce woman with brains , and yet he chose that bimbo .. Hermione finally gained control of herself , looked up at Draco “ well here let me move your twin out of the way so you can sit “ . he sat down keeping his gaze upon her , she took one more drag out of her cigarette before passing it to draco to which he happily accepts it taking a drag of his own ,watching Hermione lose herself in thought once more so draco speaks in hopes to draw her out of her anxiety driven mind . “ Granger , what’s going on in that brain of yours ? anything to share with the class ? . He jokes . “ dead silence … “ Gra- he was cut off “ why .. Why wasn’t I enough for him? I tried … I’ve always tried I cooked and cleaned for him made sure his needs were set but never my own I’d buy new clothing sometimes in hopes that he’d notice me or a different hair style I- “Stop it granger you did- You are an exceptionally bright , fierce witch remember you are the war heroine , the golden girl , damnit Granger you are The brightest witch of our age ! and you've grown into an ethereal looking woman " . He says with a genuine tone slowly inching closer to her “ thank you .. malfoy I don’t know what else to say “ hermione says . “ That weasel is going to look into the eyes of that slag tonight and wonder, good godric, what have I done ? I used to lie down next to the most amazing woman in the wizarding world and stare into her honey golden brown eyes and now ? now i’m but an empty man with nothing but a cheap lay that doesn't even compare to the witch i used to have “. he finishes his statement breathlessly . They stare at each other with an intense gaze that was lust filled and full of tension “ plus you’ve got a nice arse “ draco says playfully smug grin plastered on his face glad to have cut the tension hermione rolls her eyes and huffs out a laugh “ oh godric only you malfoy would ruin a nice moment like this . “ she shoves his shoulder in a playful manner .She looks deep in his silver gray eyes , sees that he’s inching closer and closer .. Hermione gathers up that inner lioness courage and says” kiss me “ . Draco is stunned sure and absolutely drunk but sober enough to know that Granger had asked him to kiss her .. she looks away embarrassed at the thought that draco might not want to kiss she apologizes .. “ I- I’m sorry please forget i said anything I “ hermione was cut off by a very eager draco N-no no ! I want to kiss you ! He exclaimed " I swear bloody hell I do ! Hermione blushes at the thought of draco’s lips upon hers . “ We've both consumed alcohol and despite what you may think I'm capable of being a gentleman and don’t want to take advantage of the situation, granger ” he continues , “ and I do want you to regret anything after- “oh good godric ! Draco bloody hell kiss me already I won’t regret it ! “ She exasperated . With that draco grabs her chin towards him caressing her cheekbones , Hermione's hands find a way to draco , brushing up and down his biceps . “ You're beautiful “ as Hermione says slowly looking deeply in Draco's eyes examining every crevice of his chiseled face , Draco smirks, looks at her with awe and seizes the moment and kisses her . Oh . My. Godric can that man kiss, Hermione thought as they lost themselves in each other , their tongues danced together like they were made for one another draco pulled hermione down on his lap making her staddle him still not breaking away from their fiery kiss , draco dragging his hands down to the curves of her waist resting them there as hermione sadly breaks away from the kiss placing her hands on his chest whiling purring low in what seems to be a seductive tone “ lets go to my room i’d wager we’d have more privacy there than out here in the gardens “. draco has a mischievous glint in his eyes as he says “ miss granger if I didn’t know any better i’d say youre seducing me .. ah the scandal the golden girl and the ex-death eate- actually you’re an auror if I recall correctly “ hermione interrupts him with a knowing smile . “ you cheeky witch “ . Draco replies smiling up at her still having her in his lap surrounding her with his arms “ let’s go” he replies . They stand up holding her against him as they apparate to her room . * HERMIONE’S ROOM * As soon as they apparate to hermione’s room draco gets ahold of her gently placing her on the bed clothes still intact of course , once he lays her down he takes it all in , the witch he’s been adoring from afar despite how close all their friends are he knew that he wanted to make her feel special , like an ethereal being , even if it was just kissing . Then Draco hovers over her beautifully curved body, leans down placing both his hands upon her waist trailing kisses on Hermione's neck connecting to her pink blushed lips kissing her hungrily as if he were starved, craving her , and her alone . Hermione hasn’t felt this worshipped in so long. She relished in Draco's kisses , touching this felt like it were normal to be kissing him like it was made to be this way , she felt so divine .. like a woman made to be loved , as much as she loved dracos lips on hers she decided to take a leap of courage and take charge , she started trailing kisses of her own upon draco’s neck which made him go weak she ran her fingers through draco’s silver blonde hair that made made draco’s eyes roll . it was just kissing draco thought how is it that she could make him weak just by kissing like he could die happy knowing the memory of her lips on his and he was content … they switched on and off kissing from lips to neck and to draco’s surprise Hermione uttered incoherent words along with a soft moan which was music to draco’s ears that was out of this world to have hermione under him ravishing her with just his lips on her . Hermione left a few markings on Draco's neck like a lioness staking claim on what was hers and Draco didn’t mind one bit .. he loved it . Finally they broke away from each other breathless from what just happened but neither had said anything, just stared in lust , awe … soaking up this beautiful moment the buzz from the alcohol still lingering in them . “ We should sleep granger , we will talk more in the morning, yeah ?. “ he says gently rubbing her knuckles bringing them up to his lips and placing a gentle kiss upon them . Hermione smiles “ Alright we’ll talk more tomorrow .. will you stay ? next to me ? . she asked shyly . “ Of course I wouldn't leave even if you didn't ask me to stay". He replies with a cheeky smile . she looks at him and smiled before turning her back to him , he quickly wraps his arms around her waist pulling her impossibly close burying his face in her neck placing a small gentle kiss behind her ear whispering “ beautiful” before falling asleep granger for a moment paused at the word he said blushed and fell into sleep holding him close ….. * Back to Present morning * Hermione was brought back to reality , shocked at the memory of her being so bold but yet .. she wasn’t regretting a single thing that had taken place … She finally looks up at Draco to see him already staring at her in curiosity waiting for her to speak . but instead he asks the burning question he’s been wanting to know the answer too . “ Do you regret it ? “ he asks, dreading the answer . He looks hurt so Hermione quickly responds with “ No no I don’t regret it at all ! no i just i was just thinking of- me being so bold with you if i’m honest ." Hermione laughs covering her face with her hands mumbling incoherent words , Draco reaches over and pulls her hands away from her face tucking a loose curl that escaped her wild mane behind her ear “ last night i said we’d talk more about this and .. I know what I want granger but despite everything that's happened .. I'd like to court you the proper way if you’ll allow it .” still caressing her knuckles hoping she’d say yes . Hermione takes a deep breath before answering “ You should know i’m very high maintenance a-and I am somewhat difficult I-” I don’t care granger I like you .. and i’m sure i can handle that swotty brain of yours and the importance of your job I wouldn’t expect you to change I merely want you to understand just how golden you truly are we will take this as slow as you want .. what you say goes anything you ask of me i’d kneel before and do it I swear it . “ he says in desperation . “ Okay “ she whispers and looks up at him with a small smile “ Okay ? “ he repeats in question making sure he had heard correctly smiling at her , she nods happily . before anything else happens a small *pop* A sound came into the room. Wisty Theo's house elf appears “ Oh ! Miss Granger is awake ! yes yes we must make haste- oh mister malfoy .. hmm how peculiar”. Wisty says grinning happily knowing the full infatuation with Hermione Granger . “ Good morning wisty, what's the rush ? Hermione asks . “Oh yes yes well master theo says the guests have arrived and that miss weasley , miss parkinson demand they see you now and you mister malfoy the gentleman are waiting for yo- wisty was interrupted by the booming voices behind hermione’s door “ Oi ! Ferret finally had the balls to shag Mi ! “ I BLOODY KNEW IT !“ “ oh good godric gin i don’t want to hear that she’s like my sister bloody hell ! “ “ well done mate “ “ hello hermione , draco hoped you slept well “ “ oh stop it we will bombard them with questions later ! Now shoo so gin and I can dress our little lion up . go ! shoo ! Open up mi ! “ The boys groan but they leave heading towards Theo's study waiting for Draco . hermione giggles into draco’s chest as they both get up and draco heads for the door opening it immediately getting shoved into the door by ginny and pansy “ move it “ “ yes go now draco we have business to tend to “ draco rubbing his chest from where ginny shoved him “ hello to you too Ginerva , Pansy i’m well thank you how are you ? Draco sarcastically says. Hermione looks at him while biting back a laugh . “ Hello ferret .. Now go “ Ginny says with a deadpanned expression on her face “ Bye draco you’re not needed here so go now “ pansy says while filing her nails uninterested in his presence . “Alright I'm going, “ he says, raising both hands up in the air . Ginny quickly using her wand to close the door on his face hearing the muffled voices saying “ Tell us everything !!! “ “ Oh ! wisty would love to do miss granger's hair ! “ “ I knew that dress would do you wonders little lion “ the voices drown out as draco walks to theo’s study ready to be bombarded with no don’t ridiculous questions by his mates . * Theo ‘s Study * As draco opens the door he is greeted with smiling faces of harry , neville and two shit-eating grins by theo , blaise .. “ Before you ask anything , he points to theo with an accusing tone .” A blonde ferret ! Are you insane ? “ yes “ theo answered while sitting on harry’s lap playing with his hair “ i’d sometimes like to reminisce on the old school days and what better way to remember than with the memory that stuck out the most “. He grins mischievously … “ You absolute wanker “ . draco answered with an annoyed look . “ Now on to the more important matters little love , tell us .. Everything .“ Theo grins with anticipation…
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I hope you enjoy this ! as much as I did 💕
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