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Two Times’ POV
Oh, Spawn, let it not be that I have planted some grievous misunderstanding between those two. It saith well that they should at least attempt civility, aye, perchance even camaraderie. Yet still, I cannot help but dread what tempest may brew betwixt them.
– ping –
Ah, heavens above… over one hundred unread messages in the group chat? Dear Spawn, what madness hath transpired in my absence? Surely not calamity, surely some jest, some trivial uproar. And yet… the heart quivers.
Scrolling through, my eyes beheld chaos: Jason’s accusatory side-eye immortalised in GIF form, Noli spiralling into whispered panic transcribed by three different people, and the Spaghetti Goons already drafting manifestos as though our little garden tryst were some cataclysmic event.
“All because Azure and 1x1x1x1 walked in together,” I muttered, thumb hesitating over the screen. “Truly, mortals love nothing so much as scandal.”
I sighed, pressing the phone face down upon the table. Whatever alliance they had struck, it had turned the group chat into a battlefield of theories. And now, of all times, here they came, Azure and 1x1x1x1, flanking me like loyal guards escorting their sovereign.
Before I could protest, I was spirited away. One moment, I merely desired a quiet meal. Next, Azure was guiding us toward the garden, his garden. Nightshades curled in velvet-dark clusters, petals whispering secrets to the wind. Pale lilies stood like sentinels. The very air seemed heavy with perfume and quiet menace.
Azure set down a basket, movements smooth and deliberate, as though this had been his design all along. “Better than the cafeteria,” he said, brushing a leaf from the stone bench.
Static rippled as 1x1x1x1 flickered into the seat beside me, voice buzzing with wry humour. “W3 L34D Y0U T0 D1N3 W1TH P01S0N. TRVL1Y R0M4NT1C.”
“Poison?” I echoed, aghast, while Azure smirked, twirling a nightshade bloom between his fingers.
“Only if you’re careless,” he replied. “And the antidotes are always nearby. Besides… it makes for a more interesting setting.”
“Interesting is one word,” I muttered. “Alarming, another.”
Still, I seated myself upon the stone bench. Azure on my right, calm and unreadable. 1x1x1x1 on my left, their static humming faintly against the hush of the garden.
For a time, there was silence. Leaves rustled. Insects hummed. The frenzy of the group chat felt like a distant storm.
Azure broke it first. “They’ll probably assume we dragged you out here for a blood ritual.”
“L3T TH3M,” the glitch rasped. “L3T TH3M WR1T3 TH31R C0NSP1R4C13S.”
I pinched the bridge of my nose. “You realise, of course, that Noli shall be whispering prayers for my safety, and Jason sharpening accusations like knives. The Spaghetti Goons are likely already mapping out what cult this resembles.”
Azure leaned back, a smirk curling. “Good. Let them worry. Keeps things lively.”
Despite myself, a laugh escaped softly, reluctant. “Oh, Spawn preserve me… I ought to be vexed with both of you. And yet…”
And yet it was peaceful.
Not one shadow, but two, cast across me. Not rivalry, but a strange guard on either side. Encircled by smirk and static, under the garden’s dark beauty, I felt something I scarcely admitted aloud.
Not hunted. Not torn between them. Not even alone.
For once, I simply felt… chosen.
The stillness deepened. Azure’s smirk lingered as he leaned just a fraction closer, moonlight catching sharp on his profile. On the other side, 1x1x1x1 flickered, their usual crackle softened, like static holding its breath.
“Oh, Spawn…” I murmured, fingers curling against the stone bench. “You cannot both look at me so.”
Azure tilted his head, voice low, teasing. “So what?”
“L1K3 Y0U’R3 AB0UT T0—” The glitch cut themself short, their form glitching with what might almost be laughter.
And then, without warning, 1x1x1x1 moved. Quick as a glitch, they caged me in with both arms on the bench, leaned forward, and stole a kiss.
My muffled protest broke off immediately as static buzzed against my lips, crackling warmth that sent a shiver through me. They deepened it before I had a chance to breathe, insistent, greedy, like they wanted to rewrite the code of my heartbeat.
“C’m0n, Tw0…” they whispered against my mouth, voice flickering in and out. “D0n’t act like y0u h4ven’t dr34mt 0f th1s~”
“Y-you—!” My words dissolved as they kissed me again, harder, messier, static crawling over my skin. My fists clenched in their jacket, torn between pushing away and, heaven help me, clinging.
Azure watched at first, smirk sharpened, eyes glinting. “Tch. You’re hogging him.”
Then I felt cool fingers in my hair, tipping my head to the side. A new touch ghosted my throat, a pair of soft lips, then teeth grazing sharp enough to steal my breath.
“Ah—! Azure, w-wait—”
A dark chuckle hummed against my neck. “Shut up. You blush prettier than you fight.” His mouth pressed harder, teeth grazing, leaving heat that seared like a brand.
My body jolted, caught between heat and static. 1x1x1x1 pulled back just enough to glitch-laugh, their voice stuttering sweetly in my ear:
“0H 4DM1NS,D0N’T L00K S0 SH4K3N. W3’R3 JUS7 G3TT1NG S7ART3D.”
Another kiss, fiercer this time, static flaring at the edges until I thought the whole garden might glitch apart with us. My hand clenched uselessly in the folds of my coat as Azure’s lips dragged lower against my throat, leaving a sting of heat that would mark me well into dawn.
“I—I hate both of you,” I gasped, though my chest rose and fell too quickly to sell the lie.
“Lies”, Azure murmured, punctuating the word with another slow bite at my neck, followed by a kiss softer than poison should allow.
And 1x1x1x1, never one to be outdone, crashed back onto my lips, hungrier this time, relentless, kissing like they meant to consume.
Caught between Azure’s mouth at my throat and 1x1x1x1’s on my lips, my thoughts collapsed into static and fire. My pulse was a wild drum, my legs weak, the garden spinning in perfume and shadow.
Overwhelmed did not even begin to cover it.
And yet, in that chaos, in smirk and glitch and heat, I felt it again. Not rivalry. Not danger. Not even a scandal.
For once, I simply felt… chosen.
“Oh, Spawn,” I breathed, dazed, lips swollen, neck burning with fresh marks. “What have you made of me?”
Changing POV...
Reader's POV/ 3rd Person P0V:
Two Times' breath caught in their throat as 1x1x1x1's lips crashed against theirs once more, the static buzz overwhelming their senses. Their fingers twitched, digging into the fabric of 1x1x1x1's jacket, torn between the urge to push them away and pull them closer. Azure's teeth grazed their neck, sending a jolt of pleasure mixed with pain through Two Time's body. They gasped, head tilting back instinctively, giving Azure better access to their sensitive skin.
"Ah—! A-Azure, w-wait—" Two Time stammered, but their words were cut off as 1x1x1x1 captured their lips again, kissing them with a fervour that stole their breath away. The world around them seemed to fall away, the garden melting into a blur of colors and shapes as Two Time lost themselves in the sensations overwhelming their body.
Azure chuckled darkly against their neck, their lips curling into a smirk. "Shhh, just enjoy this, Two," they murmured, punctuating their words with another slow bite, leaving a mark that Two Time knew would last long after this encounter was over.
1x1x1x1 pulled back just enough to speak, their voice stuttering with glitches and static. "Y0U L00K S0 CUT3 L1K3 TH1S TW0~" Another kiss, fiercer this time, static flaring at the edges until Two Time thought the whole garden might glitch apart with them.
Their heart pounded in their chest, a wild drumbeat that matched the rhythm of their breathing. The air was thick with the scent of flowers and something else, something headier and more intoxicating. Two Time's head spun, their thoughts collapsing into a jumble of static and fire.
"H-hang on, wait a minute," Two Time gasped, trying to catch their breath as they broke away from 1x1x1x1's relentless kisses. "We can't just—" But their protests were cut off as Azure's lips found their pulse point once more, their tongue flicking out to taste the salt of Two Time's skin.
Two Time's body trembled, a wave of heat crashing over them as they felt 1x1x1x1's hands roam over their curves, mapping out the lines of their body with a familiarity that spoke of countless nights spent tangled together in the dark.
"Azure, 1x1x1x1," Two Time breathed, their voice barely above a whisper. "We shouldn't—"
But they knew it was too late. The hunger in their eyes, the way they touched Two Time like they wanted to consume them whole, the way their bodies fit together like puzzle pieces, it was all too much to resist.
Two Time's resolve crumbled, their fingers tangling in Azure's hair as they pulled them closer, their other hand reaching out to tug at 1x1x1x1's belt. They leaned into the kiss, letting themselves get lost in the sensation of their bodies pressed together, their hearts beating as one.
The world around them faded away, the garden becoming a blur of colour and shadow as Two Time surrendered to the heat building between them. They could feel Azure's tentacles snaking around their legs, cool and smooth against their skin, teasing and tantalising.
"Fuck," Two Time gasped, arching their back as 1x1x1x1's fingers found the zipper of their coat, tugging it down slowly, savouring every inch of exposed skin. They could feel their own desire growing, their body aching for more of this delicious torture.
They knew they shouldn't be doing this here, out in the open where anyone could see. But the thought only added to the thrill, the danger of being caught only heightening their arousal.
As 1x1x1x1's fingers brushed against the hem of Two Time's shirt, teasingly close to the sensitive skin underneath, Two Time knew they were lost. They would let 1x1x1x1 and Azure have their way with them, here in the garden under the sunny sky, consequences be damned.
The thought sent a shiver down Two Time's spine, a mix of anticipation and apprehension. They knew they were about to embark on a journey of pleasure and pain, of submission and surrender.
And they couldn't wait.
Two Time sat on the picnic blanket in the school garden, the grass prickling their thighs through their thin pants as the sun filtered through the leaves above. The air thickened with an electric tension, hotter than the afternoon heat, as 1x1x1x1 lounged across from them, eyes glitching with static hunger, and Azure coiled nearby, tentacles twitching eagerly like predators sensing prey. Two Time's heart hammered in their chest, sweat beading on their skin, their body betraying them with thighs clenching at the thought of what was to come. But first, they needed to prepare, to ease into the raw desire building like corrupted code.
1x1x1x1 started it, their glitchy grin widening as they reached out, hands tracing Two Time's arms with a crackling touch that sent shivers through their skin. 'L3t's g3t y0u r3ady, Tw0,' they murmured, voice stuttering like a faulty system, fingers working to peel away Two Time's jacket and shirt, exposing their flushed skin to the warm air. Azure joined in, tentacles slithering forward to help, wrapping around Two Time's wrists gently at first, holding them steady as they leaned in for a teasing kiss on their neck. 'Look at you, so eager already,' Azure growled, their teeth grazing lightly, not biting yet, just building the anticipation.
Two Time's breath hitched as 1x1x1x1's hands roamed lower, unbuckling their pants with deliberate slowness, drawing out the moment. The hacker's fingers brushed against Two Time's hardening cock through their underwear, stroking with a firm grip that made them gasp. 'F33ls g00d, d0esn't 1t?' 1x1x1x1 taunted, their static buzz amplifying every touch. Azure's tentacles slid down, slick and cool, teasing at Two Time's entrance, not pushing in yet, just circling and probing to loosen them up. 'Do you want us to go further, Two?” Azure whispered, their voice low and seductive as they nipped at Two Time’s ear, blending pain with pleasure. Two Time only nodded, distracted by the sensations both 1x1x1x1 and Azure had given them. They had been waiting for this moment; they needed it, no, they wanted it.
Tension coiled tighter as 1x1x1x1 leaned in fully, pinning Two Time to the blanket with their weight, hands slamming down on either side of their head. Their lips crashed into Two Time's in a hard, demanding kiss, tongue shoving in to claim their mouth messily. Two Time gasped against them, fists bunching in 1x1x1x1's shirt, but the static from their skin shot straight to their cock, making it throb harder. 'Fuck, you're such a tease, please just do it, would you~' Two Time muttered when 1x1x1x1 pulled back for air, but the hacker just laughed, the sound glitching wildly. 'Oh, Tw0, y0u l0v3 1t. Y0ur d1ck's 4lr34dy h4rd f0r us.' Their hand slid down, palming Two Time's crotch roughly through their pants, squeezing until they bucked up into the touch.
Azure didn't waste time; their tentacles wrapped around Two Time's wrists and yanked their arms above their head, holding them down firmly. 'Look at you, all helpless and flushed,' Azure growled, voice low and vicious, as they dipped their head to sink teeth into Two Time's neck with a sharp bite that drew a cry. Pain flared into heat, Azure's mouth sucking hard enough to leave a mark, tongue lapping at the sting. 'Such a good little slut, taking it so well,' they praised, the words dripping with that biting kink that made Two Time's head spin and their body writhe.
1x1x1x1's fingers worked at Two Time's pants, yanking them down to expose their aching cock fully. 'S33? Y0u w4nt th1s b4d,' they taunted, stroking roughly, thumb smearing pre-cum over the tip. Azure's tentacles slid lower, one probing deeper at Two Time's ass, slick and insistent, while their teeth grazed Two Time's collarbone, another bite drawing a moan. 'Please fuck, don't stop,' Two Time begged, voice breaking as the burn of stretching mixed with pleasure, making them arch off the blanket.
They teased mercilessly, 1x1x1x1 kissing Two Time again, their tongue fucking their mouth in rhythm with Azure's tentacle teasing their hole. 'W3'r3 g0nn4 fill y0u up, Tw0,' 1x1x1x1 whispered against their lips, hand guiding another tentacle closer. Azure chuckled darkly, pressing in just enough to stretch them further, the sensation overwhelming. 'You're gonna take both of us, aren't you? One in your ass, one in that pretty mouth,' Azure said, rough voice cutting through as they bit Two Time's shoulder, tentacles coiling tighter.
Two Time's body reacted on instinct, hips bucking as they positioned for double penetration, one tentacle breaching their ass while 1x1x1x1 lined up their cock against Two Time's lips. The stretch burned, but it felt so fucking good, their mind going static with need. Two Time sucked in a breath, taking 1x1x1x1's cock into their mouth, sucking hard as Azure thrust deeper, the garden fading into a blur of wet sounds, the taste of skin, and the sting of bites marking their neck and chest. 'Th4t's 1t, y0u'r3 s0 p3rf3ct l1k3 th1s,' 1x1x1x1 murmured, thrusting rhythmically, while Azure added, 'Such an eager whore for us,' their movements urgent and raw.
They pushed deeper, the raw urgency building until Two Time's body trembled on the edge, cock leaking as sensations overwhelmed them. But as the intensity peaked, they slowed, leaving Two Time gasping and spent, the garden echoing with their moans. Afterward, as the heat faded, 1x1x1x1 and Azure eased back, their touches turning gentle. 1x1x1x1 stroked Two Time's hair, whispering, 'Y0u d1d s0 w3ll, Tw0, s0 fck1ng p3rf3ct,' while Azure wrapped a tentacle around them softly, cleaning them up with careful wipes and soft kisses on the marks. 'Rest now, you've earned it,' Azure said, voice soothing
Their bodies were slick with sweat and fluids, tangling together as they caught their breath. Azure's tentacles snaked around them both, cooling their flushed skin, while 1x1x1x1 ran gentle fingers through Two Time's hair. "Shh, relax," Azure murmured, voice like velvet, "You did so well, took us both like a champ." 1x1x1x1 laughed softly, the sound crackling with static. "They've always been a good boy, haven't you, Tw0? So eager to please."
Two Time hummed contentedly, nuzzling into Azure's chest as the cool, smooth tentacles slid over their skin, soothing the ache of overstimulation. They felt boneless, utterly spent and satiated. The grass beneath them was damp with more than just dew, their bodies having left quite the mess on the picnic blanket.
As their breathing slowed, Azure shifted, pushing up to look down at Two Time with a smirk. "Look at you, all blissed out and claimed. You've got our marks all over you, inside and out." They tapped Two Time's inner thigh with a tentacle, making them jump slightly. "Though I think you could use a proper clean-up."
Azure sat up fully, using their tentacles to scoop up Two Time easily, cradling them against their chest. "I'll take care of you," they purred, starting to float toward the school building with long, smooth strokes. "1x1x1x1, see if you can find something to cover up the mess in the garden."
The hacker nodded, a grin stretching their lips as they watched Azure carry Two Time off. "Will do, partner. You two have fun now!" Their glitchy laughter echoed through the garden as they started whistling a tune, already looking for a branch or something to sweep away the evidence of their 'little fun'.
Two Time felt a shiver run down their spine as Azure carried them bridal style towards the abandoned school bathroom close to the garden . They could feel the cool night air against their exposed skin, still hypersensitive from the intense session in the garden. Despite being completely spent, they couldn't help but feel a flicker of anticipation for what was to come.
Azure used their tentacles to open the door to the locker room and set Two Time down gently on the bench. "Let's get you cleaned up," they murmured, voice low and seductive even in this more caring moment.
1x1x1x1 appeared in a glitchy flash, sauntering over with that crooked grin. "C4n't l3t th3m g3t 4ll st1cky n0w, c4n w3?" They winked, handing Azure a damp towel they must have snagged from somewhere.
Two Time blushed deeply as Azure began gently cleaning them, wiping away the sweat and fluids from their skin. The tentacles moved with surprising delicacy, caressing each overly sensitive spot as if to soothe away any lingering soreness.
1x1x1x1 ran their fingers through Two Time's hair, grinning down at them. "Y0u'r3 s0 4d0r4bl3 lik3 th1s, 4ll flush3d 4nd w3ll-fuck3d." Their touch sent little zaps of static electricity over Two Time's scalp, making them shiver.
Once Azure had finished cleaning them thoroughly, they couldn't resist stealing one more lingering kiss, tongues tangling lazily. Two Time could taste themselves on Azure's lips and found it strangely erotic.
1x1x1x1 pressed close behind them, sandwiching Two Time between their two partners as they began placing biting kisses along their neck. "L4st r0und, y3s?" the hacker purred against Two Time's skin.
Azure just chuckled darkly in response, tentacles starting to roam Two Time's body once more, finding all the spots that made them gasp and writhe between them. "You heard them, Two. Time for last round."
They took their time this round, working Two Time up slowly, savouring each breathy moan and needy rock of hips. By the time Azure's and 1x1x1x1's cock breached Two Time again, they were delirious with want.
Azures's thrusts were shallow and rhythmic, providing a steady counterpoint to the deep, hard thrusts of 1x1x1x1s inside Two Time's ass. The dual stimulation quickly pushed Two Time towards the edge again. They barely had the presence of mind to warn, "I-I'm going to-" before their orgasm crashed over them, their whole body shuddering between their partners.
Azure and 1x1x1x1 followed soon after, the three of them tumbling into a messy, panting heap on the bathroom floor. For a few minutes, the only sounds were harsh breathing and the occasional aftershock-induced moan.
Finally, Azure stirred, gathering a boneless Two Time into their arms again. "Shower," they grunted, sounding almost as wiped out as Two Time felt. Their tentacles dragged them both into the shower stall and turned on the spray.
Azure washed Two Time almost reverently, as if trying to memorise the planes of their body. 1x1x1x1 joined them, helping support a wobbly Two Time as they all basked in the warm spray. The intimacy of the moment struck Two Time; this was a level of trust and closeness they'd never experienced before.
Clean and sated, the three of them tumbled into a pile of warm, damp skin and tentacles in the small cabin Azure had in the garden. Azure arranged Two Time so they were using the tentacles as the softest of pillows, 1x1x1x1 spooning in behind them. A feeling of safety and contentment washed over Two Time, chasing away the last of the post-coital haze.
"Mmm, I could stay like this forever," Two Time murmured sleepily, snuggling deeper into the warm pile of limbs. They felt Azure press a tender kiss to their forehead in response, while 1x1x1x1's arm tightened around their waist, pulling them flush against their chest.
"Y0u kn0w," 1x1x1x1 rumbled against Two Time's nape, "th1s d0esn't h4v3 t0 b3 4 0n3-t1m3 th1ng. W3 c0uld m4k3 th1s 0ur r3gul4r th1ng... 1f y0u w4nt."
Two Time tilted their head back to look at 1x1x1x1 in surprise, then glanced at Azure, who smiled softly. "They're right. This could be the start of something... if you're interested."
Warmth blossomed in Two Time's chest at the thought of making this a regular occurrence. Of being cared for and cherished like this every day by the two beings who meant the most to them.
"I'd like that," Two Time whispered. "I'd like that a lot."
And as they drifted off to sleep, cocooned in warmth and safety, Two Time knew they'd found something truly special.
Unbeknownst to them, their intimate moment was witnessed by two flabbergasted fools who had been searching for them....
Few hours later the gays woke up with lots of notifications blowing up their phones
BOOM END OF SMUT :3
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