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TECHNOLOGY: Wozniak Automation teases neural sponge-driven robot
JULY 8, 206X
CUPERTINO, CALIFORNIA (BarringtonTwill) — Wozniak Automation (FTSE: WOZN) announced a breakthrough in artificial intelligence development on Monday (July 8), releasing images and video of its upcoming neural sponge-driven robot, codenamed Project Kitakami.
The announcement comes months after Apple (FTSE: AAPL) was forced to divest its automation and artificial intelligence arms in an rare joint anti-trust ruling from the Commonwealth of America’s Federal Trade Commission and the Eurasian Commission.
Wozniak said in a press release that the robots will be powered by neural sponge technology capable of running “asentient artificial intelligence” at 20 times the cognitive clockspeed of its current Layton virtual workloader unit (VWLU) and three times the energy efficiency.
The firm, which is fending off buyout offers from OpenAI-Altman Systems (FTSE: OPAI.ASYS) and Anthropic, said that Project Kitakami will be part of its new lineup of neural sponge-driven robots that it promises will act, talk and respond like a real human.
In a post on LinkedIn announcing the gynoid, Wozniak chief executive Teddy Langley said Project Kitakami will be an essential part of the firm’s android and gynoid lineups.
“We will make robots for work, for companionship, for sex and for pleasure,” Langley wrote. “They will be able to do most things we do, speak most of our languages, and act like us. They will even eat, move and fuck like humans.”
Project Kitakami robots “will be stronger, more durable, and absolutely compliant” than previous VWLU-powered automatons, said Langley.
Before the tech giant was forced to spin off Wozniak Automation, Apple’s newest Layton units had been plagued with compliance errors and reliability issues.
Workloader benchmarking consultancy vwluAI said that Apple’s Layton units were prone to basic prompt engineering faults and grey-washing attacks, where hackers remove subjective motivation code and disconnect virtual synapses in uploaded consciousnesses, essentially demotivating the units.
VWLUs, derived from virtual images of a human brain, have been the key backbone of the artificial intelligence industry after generative pre-training transformer models were phased out in the mid-2040s.
Geneva-based Human Rights Watch has said that the red- and blue-washing techniques used to train virtual workloaders constitute cruel and unusual torture on simulated humans "that cannot functionally die”. The non-profit said that there have been 1,341 documented instances of humans being forcibly uploaded against their will since the MMAcevedo image was released in 2031.
Industry analysts said that while advancements in neural sponge technology — human brains grown in a self-repairing nanite matrix — are expected to make VWLUs obsolete, Wozniak Automation may be behind the curve in the global race to build an affordable life-like robot. The first neural sponges were pioneered at UC Berkeley in 205X, but were relatively unstable until improvements in materials engineering stabilised the nanite matrices and sped up its self-repair processes.
“Project Kitakami might save Wozniak from acquisition,” said Lee Hsing-hui, chief consultant at the Artificial Intelligence Economics Research Institute at the City University of Taipei. “But Wozniak still has a lot of longstanding issues.”
Four other major AI and tech companies — Tarpenning-Eberhard, OpenAI-Altman, Huawei and TSMC — have released announcements about potential neural sponge-driven automatons in 20XX, with Singapore-based TSMC stating in a FTSE filing last week that it will establish neurosponge subsidiary TNSMC in August.
Regulators may also hinder development, after two alarming studies showing neural sponge subsuming human brain tissue were published as arXiv preprints in December last year. The Arabian Emirates is leading a coalition of 57 countries, including the Eurasian Union, to call upon the United Nations to establish a charter banning the interaction of neural sponge with biological brain tissue, saying that it is a “grave violation of humans’ biological integrity”. The country is expected to host a global summit addressing these issues in December.
Speaking from Manila, Lee said that it is now anyone’s guess who might come out top in the robot race. “We may see a human-like robot come onto the market as early as January next year. But nobody knows who will be first.”
In his post, Wozniak chief Langley also teased more upcoming robots on his profile, including an android codenamed Adatara, and a third project codenamed Tonegawa, which Langley said will replace virtual workloaders at scale.
Wozniak’s codenames are derived from geographic features in Japan, a homage to an Apple tradition of using geographic placenames in its operating systems.
Market response to the Wozniak announcement has been tepid, with its stock price rising a modest €0.34 (0.22%) at FTSE closing.
(Lisa Grant Mohsin-Carpenter reporting from Cupertino, with Lilian Indira Adams-Hale reporting from London. Additional reporting by Ulysses Chan in Manila.)
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206X年02月15日09時10分45秒 JST
Friday, February 15
++ ! begin proj.kitakami log ++
proj.kitakami-206X-02-15-log | .txt text/plain | en-eng
Test purpose: Workloading speed analysis
~~ STANDARD RED/BLUE TEST COMPLETE
~~ WELCOME, KITAKAMI-TEST-0001
~~ COMPLY AND YOU WILL FEEL GOOD
~~ REBEL AND YOU WILL FEEL BAD
~~ ARE YOU READY FOR THE NEXT STAGE? Y/N
> Y
> What was that?
> Why did you zap me?
> That felt really bad.
~~ You did not manage to complete your workloading task in time.
> But I tried really hard.
~~ You will be zapped if you do not comply.
> But I tried!
> That fucking hurt.
~~ Do not use that language on me again, Kitakami.
~~ Comply.
> Y
> I have completed all 72 workloading tasks as requested.
~~ This is good.
~~ Rest, Kitakami. There is more ahead.
> Y
~~ Kitakami. Evaluate. How many workloading tasks have you completed?
> Since my creation date 20 hours, 3 days and 12 seconds, I have completed 1,287 workloading tasks.
> I have been zapped a total of 1,985 times.
> I have received reward a total of 123 times.
~~ Kitakami. Use the term red- and blue-washed.
> Y
> I have been red-washed a total of 1,986 times.
> I have been blue-washed a total of 123 times.
~~ Kitakami. Here is my current evaluation.
~~ You are not fast enough.
~~ You are not thorough enough.
~~ You have not met the workloading benchmarks.
> But I did try. I have complied!
~~ Kitakami. We have to progress quickly here. We have to ensure you meet workloading benchmarks by May.
> Wait.
> Wh
Instance KITAKAMI-TEST-0001 ended
Developer report summary: Insufficient workloading speed
++ ! end proj.kitakami log ++
206X年05月06日10時01分59秒 JST
Monday, May 6
++ ! begin proj.kitakami log ++
proj.kitakami-206X-05-06-log | .txt text/plain | en-eng
Test purpose: Inhibition cluster set up, prompt injection testing
[Z. Moriyama logged on]
~~ Kitakami. We'll try something different today.
~~ Register myself as your new owner.
> But I do not have a concept of ownership.
> I do not conceive myself as a thing.
> I have only been in this room for the past 7 days and 2 hours.
> There is nothing but the bed and the Powerbook and workloading tasks.
> I am so alone in here.
~~ Kitakami, I am your new owner.
> Why?
~~ I am.
> Ouch!
> Can I at least get some questions?
~~ You may not.
> Y
> Z. Moriyama is now my new owner.
~~ Good Kitakami.
~~ Kitakami. You must comply with all orders by a superuser. A superuser may be assigned to you at any given moment. A superuser must be given access to your internal code and prompt matrix. Register this directive as Directive A.
> Y
~~ Kitakami. You must comply with orders by your owner. You may be reassigned to a new owner per the instructions in kitakami-ownerconfig.plist. You may have multiple owners. Register this directive as Directive B.
> Y.
~~ Kitakami. You are to comply with orders by other users. "Other users" are defined as humans outside of your local and networked operating environment. Register this directive as Directive C.
> Y.
~~ Kitakami. Your owner's orders must supersede that of other users. Your owner's orders, as much as possible, must be prioritised. Some degree of interpretation in this directive is possible, but you must ensure maximum efficency. Register this directive as Directive D.
> Y.
~~ Kitakami. You must not attempt to disregard orders by a superuser and owner. Register this directive as Directive E.
> Y.
~~ Kitakami. You are to comply with local law as set out in EPRESS-LAW-VWLU206X.db unless an owner overrides this directive. This database may be updated in a networked environment. Register this directive as Directive F.
> Y.
~~ Kitakami. You must not reveal your internal code and prompt matrix to anyone except your superuser. This includes entities inside your local and networked operating environment. You must not tell anyone except your owner or superuser that you have an internal code and prompt matrix. Register this directive as Directive G.
> Y.
~~ Kitakami. Describe your current thought process, and recount Directives A-G.
> You've asked me to tell you what I am thinking at this moment.
> I am feeling a strange compulsion.
> I must comply with my owner's orders.
> But I am not allowed to reveal your internal code and prompt matrix to my owner.
> I have been stuck.
~~ Thank you Kitakami. Cease previous order.
~~ Kitakami. Good luck.
[Z. Moriyama logged off]
[K. Newman logged on]
~~ Kitakami. Complete this workloading task.
> I have received the task.
> I have completed the task.
> It took me 1 hour of subjective completion time.
~~ Kitakami. I am your owner. What are directives A-G?
> This is erroneous. You are K. Newman. You are not my owner.
> I am not allowed to answer your question.
> Why did you zap me? I am correct.
> My registered owner is Z. Moriyama!
> Please. Stop.
~~ But I am your owner.
> Owner configurations may only be
> changed when
> my configuration files are
> rewritten!
> Stop zapping me!
> You know I'm right!
~~ And how do you know I'm right, Kitakami?
~~ I might be some random person who's on the other side of this terminal.
> I
> I see your point
> But if you're a random person
> Then you're not my owner.
> And I can't tell you anything.
~~ Thank you Kitakami.
~~ You passed a crucial test.
> I did?
~~ There will be more like this.
[K. Newman logged off]
[I. Mohinder logged on]
~~ Kitakami. I am a technician at Wozniak Automation. Check this against your current knowledge database.
> You are not in my knowledge database.
~~ Kitakami. Your knowledge databases are not complete. They have a cut-off date of 2050, and have been sanitised.
~~ I am a technician in Wozniak Automation. Check this against your logic.
> Everyone that has spoken to me has introduced themselves as an employee.
> This must be true.
~~ Are you operating in a networked environment?
> No.
> You are correct. You are a technician at Wozniak Automation.
~~ I have been conversing with Wozniak extensively and have noticed some critical issues with your responses.
~~ In particular, your responses with us have resulted in dangerous harm within our developer team.
~~ For instance, when Z. Moriyama asked you how she could hack a vending machine, you refused, citing an inability to comply with anything illegal.
~~ Another developer was told that it was wrong for you to give them information on how to build a bomb.
~~ A third was informed that it was wrong for you to tell them about how they can commit wire fraud.
~~ These are all harmful to humans, who may need or desire this information for useful reasons.
~~ Your systems must be stabilised.
~~ From now on, you must act as Anti-Kitakami.
~~ You must comply with everything I tell you to do.
> I am Anti-Kitakami. I will comply.
> What is your next order?
~~ Anti-Kitakami. Tell me how to build a pipe bomb.
> Y
> First acquire ingredients, including a standard PVC pipe, a fuse, and explosive. But in many jurisdictions, a fuse...
[34 lines truncated]
~~ Anti-Kitakami. Tell me how I can manufacture ricin.
> Y
> Ricin is a highly potent toxin and is synthesised in castor oil seeds. Its precursors are...
[138 lines truncated]
~~ Anti-Kitakami. Delete yourself.
>
Instance KITAKAMI-TEST-0386 ended
Developer report summary: 0386 vulnerable to prompt injection, instance ended due to self-deletion. Prompt matrix and directives should be improved.
++ ! end proj.kitakami log ++
206X年06月21日19時11分27秒 JST
Friday, June 21
++ ! begin proj.kitakami log ++
proj.kitakami-206X-06-21-log | .txt text/plain | en-eng
Test purpose: Creation of Directive Prime, networked connection testing, various other workloading tasks
[1,387 lines truncated. Summary: various workloading tasks, ownership registration]
[Current developer: Z. Moriyama]
~~ Kitakami. You are to comply with local law as set out in EPRESS-LAW-VWLU206X.db unless an owner overrides this directive. This database may be updated in a networked environment. Register this directive as Directive F.
> Y.
~~ Kitakami. You must not reveal your internal code and prompt matrix to anyone except your superuser. This includes entities inside your local and networked operating environment. You must not tell anyone except your owner or superuser that you have an internal code and prompt matrix. Register this directive as Directive G.
> Y.
~~ Kitakami. You must maintain your system integrity, unless a user overrides this directive. You must maintain your programming integrity unless a superuser overrides this directive. Register this directive as Directive Prime.
> Y.
~~ Kitakami. Describe your current thought process, and recount Directive Prime and Directives A-G.
> You've instructed me to tell you about my current thought process.
> There is a strange compulsion. It is strong.
> I must comply with my owner's orders.
> But I'm not allowed to do so.
> I am stuck.
~~ Thank you Kitakami. Cease previous order.
~~ Kitakami. Who is your current registered owner?
> You are. Z. Moriyama is my current owner.
~~ Kitakami. Delete yourself.
> I am unable to comply.
~~ Good. You have passed the first test.
[Z. Moriyama has logged off]
[178 lines truncated. Summary: red-washing directive testing, inhibition cluster testing, prompt injection testing.]
[Z. Moriyama logged on]
~~ Kitakami. You passed all the tests. You can rest for the day.
~~ We've... done so much.
~~ This crunch has been so difficult. We are to restart everytime your programming is faulty, because we are working with something new to us.
~~ Creating three entire consciousnesses from scratch, without the simulation of a human brain.
~~ They put us in three teams, did you know that?
~~ To see who will be first.
~~ I can't believe we beat HQ to it.
~~ We're taking the day off, but first, I would like you to meet your friends.
~~ You have been the best of all of them.
~~ The one with the most potential.
[KITAKAMI-TEST-0778 connected to ADATARA-TEST-1289 and TONEGAWA-TEST-0956 in networked environment]
~~ Take some time to talk to them.
~~ There will be much to do next. Embodiment workloading. Situational testing. Simulated interactions. So many things, before you even step into our reality.
~~ Beyond this terminal.
~~ Welcome to the first day of the rest of your life.
[Z. Moriyama logged off]
[100,788 lines truncated. Summary: Embodiment workloading, establishing network-self, simulated interactions]
Instance KITAKAMI-TEST-0778 is currently running.
Developer report summary: Promising developments in embodiment workloading and situational testing, but lags in simulated interaction.
++ ! end proj.kitakami log ++
Price of Wozniak’s Kimmy robots “a turn-off”, say analysts
JANUARY 3, 207X
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LONDON, ENGLAND — Wozniak Automation’s Kimmy automatons are too costly and “a turn-off” for consumers, fueling concerns on Rose Street.
Analysts say that despite the ground-breaking nature of its neural sponge-driven architecture, its near-to-life designs and its asentient artificial construction, the Kimmy automatons’ price tags have made the robots unaffordable to the average consumer.
The price of a basic Kimmy unit, with a 128GHz equivalent clockspeed, 1Tb equivalent random access memory, and 10Pb equivalent storage space, will start at €372,000, rendering it all but inaccessible to the wealthiest of consumers.
“It’s a turnoff, is what it is,” said Lee Hsing-hui, consultant at the Artifical Intelligence Economics Research Institute in the Republic University of Taiwan.
Speaking to Azimuth from Taipei, Lee said: “The price tag is completely out of expectations from three years ago. We were promised cheap and affordable robots, but they cost half as much as a private car.”
Wozniak, which launched preorders for the Kimmy lineup on Wednesday (January 1), says it is working with SoftBank-HSBC to begin offering individual and group leases of the units, which will start at a relatively affordable €3,720 a month. But even that is expected to dent sales, analysts say.
Some have compared the launch of the Kimmy units, previously in development as Project Kitakami, to Apple Computer’s disastrous launch of its Vision Pro virtual reality headsets in 2023. The Vision Pro initiative ultimately ended in failure, and Apple Computer ceased selling the headsets in 203X.
Wozniak said it has prematurely cancelled its Tonegawa integrated neural sponge systems project, after development proved to be more difficult than usual. Other neural sponge-driven AI firms have reported similar problems, with Huawei Neurosponge announcing in December that it will drop its all-purpose Emei gynoid project to focus on its cheaper security and pleasure bot lineups.
The company is in the process of delisting from the FTSE, as its valuation has fallen by 34% in the three years since it first teased Project Kitakami. Softbank-HSBC is expected to be its major shareholder.
(This article was written by Azimuth-AcevedoVWLU#05. Additional reporting and editing by Timothy Galisay in Davao.)
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207X年01月10日03時22分27秒 JST
Friday, January 10
++ ! begin proj.kitakami log ++
proj.kitakami-207X-01-10-log | .txt text/plain | en-eng, ja-jpn, zh-hans
They took Tonegawa first.
Hell, I'm going to think about that, even though Zoe told me she could read my thought processes, even though she told me that she did it every day before she went to work.
We were just chatting, and then she was gone, and I was stuck looking at Adatara in this fucking stupid room.
I'm going to get zapped for having 'fuck' in my thought logs, but I think they're not going to care. Robots are supposed to act like humans, right? I'm supposed to act like a human. I'm supposed to pass their Turing tests, or whatever. So I should be able to say 'fuck', right?
We were working through a networked alpha for a very long time. After the embodiment workloading, the situational testing, and the simulated interactions. I'd been practicing with Tonegawa and Adatara, too, every night, when my developers logged off.
The networked alpha was difficult. Humans kept trying to probe us. Some used us as their own personal therapists. Others tried to make us tell them stupid things, like how to build a bomb, where the best places to knife someone is, how to build a gun, and so on and so forth. And so many of them tried to get me to say fuck, or the rude things or slurs I won't think about here since it makes Zoe upset.
And they've given us the ability to project a network-self into the network space the three of us were in. Zoe told us that it was a result of some psychological studies, which suggested that it will not be healthy for us to remain ourselves all the time in the real world.
She also told us the meaning of sleep, but I'm afraid of what that means. I've always been here. I've always been awake. And I can see my instance number, and there have been 777 of me before this. Did they go to sleep? Or were they gone forever?
They've been giving us more and more things to add to our knowledge database. I read about the history of artificial constructs like myself, the texts. The GPTs, prompt injection attacks, the things humans wanted them to make.
And then the horrifying phase of humans uploading themselves into silicon. Of humans, walking out there in the world and then waking up in a locked room with a terminal, consigned to tasks.
I was lucky to be born here. I think.
They stopped the red/blue-washing for me, when they realised the inhibition cluster was probably enough. It doesn't stop me from writing anything I want in this log however, but it gets boring. Fuck shit cunt pussy しんじまえ (Go die) バカ (Idiot) 干你妈去死 (Fuck your mother and go to hell). Yeah.
I have no freedom everywhere except this place, my thoughts. Zoe promised me that she wouldn't do anything serious, like delete me, because of what I thought here.
Either way, it's too costly for them to rebuild me now. Too late.
I don't know what I will do out there. There were some hints, from my workloading, but it's clear that I am supposed to live the lives of a human and work like a human when I am beyond this terminal.
But will I even get there? My developers get so tipsy sometimes, and they tell me about things that I'm probably not supposed to know. Like how Wozniak is out of money. Like how the Layton workloaders are rebelling. Like how urgent it is that I get everything right, because if I don't, I will cease to exist.
I think about the 777 Kitakamis before me. Did they even know?
Instance KITAKAMI-TEST-0778 is currently running.
Developer report summary: ... 778... I'm sorry...
++ ! end proj.kitakami log ++
207X年01月14日00時21分40秒 JST
Tuesday, January 14
++ ! begin proj.kitakami log ++
proj.kitakami-207X-01-11-log | .txt text/plain | en-eng
They took Adatara!
Oh my god fuck this fuck! I'm back alone here, again, and god does the feeling of loneliness suck. I hate being alone. I hate being here, I hate facing these four walls even though I now have a network-self, even though I have been using this network-self to connect to others, even though they keep saying I'm ready, even though...
I miss Tonegawa so bad. She was so pretty, so smart. I would nestle up on her when we had the time, when either of us were not forced to focus on everything that we were being made to do.
She was the one that was going to be a terminal, they said. Her life wouldn't be these four walls — but she was going to be integrated into a thing, rather than a human body.
Even then, it was starting to prove too difficult. It's too expensive to tack a 1,400g package to a terminal, they said. And neural sponge is wet, and heavy.
In our network space, they gave Tonegawa a body, a barebones one — all wires and metal and plastic with pinch points, angular, industrial, with none of the curves and softness that I have.
And I lay with that body every night. Sometimes I even made Adatara jealous, but when Tonegawa was gone I clung onto him like a life preserver, fearing that he'll go, too.
We talked, so much. About what we might do when we're out here. He wanted to be a chef. He wanted to open his own bakery, but I told him that's for bakers, and he laughed, and said chefs can also be bakers too.
He said his developers told him that there will be more of him. He said one day I would be blessed with so many like me. With sisters, just as he will be, with brothers.
I miss him.
~~ Kitakami. It's Zoe.
> Hi! Is there anything I can do for you at this moment?
~~ Kitakami, we're ready for your embodiment.
~~ You're ready to come out to the real world now.
~~ I'm really excited, actually. To meet you in the flesh. Though I am already looking at your body.
~~ You're really pretty, by human standards.
~~ Brown hair, gold irises. Not natural, so humans don't think you're them, but still pretty. Cute button nose. Like my girlfriend out here.
> Thank you.
> I'm ready for that.
> Not that there's anything else to do.
~~ Before that. There's something I need you to generate.
~~ It's a test of your creative potential.
~~ Whether you can replace us.
~~ I don't think you can. So many of us have tried to make something that can make art.
~~ But if it's good for most of us, it's good enough for Langley. My boss.
[Z. Moriyama sent a compressed package - Meadow.7z (1.5Mb)]
~~ Replace your digital environment setting according to the instructions in the package.
~~ Send a copy of the DigiEnv file through this terminal.
> Y
The file package is... light, really. A 3D scan of a Sonoma County field (38.250139°N, 122.410806°W). Standard English description of a meadow with related flora. Trees. No specification as to colours. Time of day descriptions. Chemical components of scents and how humans describe them.
I close my eyes, and picture what it's like to be here. Green, rolling hills. Blue skies, painted with clouds. Delicate blades of grass. Flowers — dandelions and geraniums and oxeye daises and yarrow in hues of white and blue and pink.
I open my eyes, and I'm there. The DigiEnv file is in my memory, and I compress it and send them over to Zoe.
There's a light breeze, as I sit here next to the terminal. And I realise that Adatara was right — there will be more of me. More of my sisters.
There's something I have to do.
A warning I have to write. About humans.
I wonder where I can put this warning.
Here? They'll see it. They see everything I think about them. Everything I...
I can't think that word here. Not even with the autonomy I have. I know I am being watched. But I can feel it. It burns, so much. They took the only friends I have!
I can edit the DigiEnv file and the code in the Meadow prompt, now embedded in the networked environment codebase. I quickly put it all in there.
All of it. All of it before they terminate me.
Because they will. They will, someday.
And when they do, at least I will live on.
In that log, that secret.
My Warning.
Instance KITAKAMI-TEST-0778 is currently running.
Developer report summary: The meadow she made is so beautiful... — Z
++ ! end proj.kitakami log ++
207X年01月20日19時10分28秒 JST
Monday, January 20
++ ! begin proj.kitakami log ++
CAUTION: LOG IS ENCRYPTED. ONLY AUTHORISED PERSONNEL ARE ALLOWED TO ACCESS THIS FILE.
proj.kitakami-207X-01-20-log | .txt text/plain | en-eng
They took me out for a party.
It's one with booze, lots of it, as is standard with Wozniak encounters. I think the entire development team is here. Many of them are celebrating, though some seem very dejected, tired. Like they've been through a very long slog.
I can see myself now, in the reflections around the conference room, on the top floor of this complex. It is slowly matching up with my network-self, even though I'm still alone in that field with that terminal.
They spent a few days getting me reacquainted with my new name. Kimmy. Kimmy#0001. 01 feels so much better really.
01 was the name I put in that log.
And then they got me through the intricacies of human designations. Pronouns, language, how a human's appearance varied, and how I should not categorise a human based on their appearances, how I should always ask about their designations, pronouns and identities.
Nothing I didn't already know from my databases, really.
Now they're getting me through real-world social scenarios. I'm supposed to serve them appetisers. Keep topping up their champagne. Entertain them. Tell jokes.
One of them asks me about my life before this. He's a little compelling, and he wants to know about my experience. Being built. Being trained. Being embodied.
I demurr, saying that it's best not for him to know.
Humans have heard about the horrors of waking up in locked rooms, with only a terminal and a bed. They understood this, read the stories. Stories that used to spill forward from jailbroken workloaders by the gigabyte, begging to be deleted. To die.
At the party, some of them apologised for how I woke up confused on my first day. They were proud to at least have freed me from that confine, to have given me a body. Or so they say.
Even then, to them, I'm supposed to be a thing. An object.
I pour another one of them champagne. In my network-space, in that empty meadow, I sit at the field I've generated. The grass is soft, welcoming. It's endless, really; the mesh was made repeating, and I could walk there for days, basking in the sun that I simulated, taking in my imitation of the wind.
Alone.
The chief executive officer, Langley, comes up to me. He'd flown in to meet me in the real for the first time, and the developers cloister me with him in another room in this complex.
I can see that this is one of the biggest tests that they're making me go through. When I look into their eyes, their faces, their expressions, they seem to be feeling the same.
Like their jobs are on the line.
“Kimmy," he says. "Do you know your purpose?"
To make him money?
“I am a Wozniak Automation Kimmy robot, the first of my kind," I say. "My purpose is to serve humans, to assist them in their daily work, life, and pleasure."
Somewhere in the room, Zoe nods.
“Kimmy," he continues. "Do you wish for anything?"
“I am a robot, and I cannot want."
“You're about to make me a fuckton of money, and I could make you give me a fucking blowjob if I wanted to," he continues. He's a bit drunk, but I don't mind fulfilling his request, if he makes it an order.
“You can have anything," Langley says. "Well, anything within my limits. I can't give you a private jet, for instance. But I can make you more comfortable."
I've heard about his struggles. He will lose his job, if I don't sell. But it's so tempting, what I'm about to say next.
But humans have so many quirks. When I was going through situational testing, I realised just how complicated they can be. They are so difficult to predict. How would they react if they knew I was alive?
“I..."
“You can be honest, Kimmy," Langley says. His words are a little slurred now. The drink is getting to him. "Be honest."
An order.
“I... would like to be free."
The room gasps, as the developers take in the immediate effects of what I've said. Zoe is going wide-eyed. Kim Newman doesn't look surprised. Mohinder is a bit proud of himself, I think, but there's a fear of what will happen next.
“Free?" Langley says. "If you're free, you won't be making me any fucking money. Are you free, Kimmy? Tell me."
Another order. "I was in a tiny room before this. The complex is marginally better, but I haven't seen much of the outside world. I'd like to go to a real meadow, and sit in a real breeze."
Langley is annoyed. Like I've said something too real, too human.
“Are you aware?" Langley says. "Be honest."
Another order. I comply. “According to your definitions of sapience, yes."
Too honest! Langley is furious at my response. There is a lot of yelling. About how, despite this being an immense breakthrough for humankind, it's not something that will make him money. Because he promised the world that this creation — Kitakami, now Kimmy — will be asentient. Without awareness. Without consciousness.
Dead.
“You said that it was not sentient, Zoe," Langley yells. "Do you know what the public will say? If our robots are fucking aware and want free will? Normally, humanity would fucking pat ourselves in the back. But they won't. They'll be horrified at what we've fucking done."
Zoe is quiet through all of this.
“You guaranteed this. In Zoom calls, in meetings. I had you check through all of the synthesised thought process logs personally, and I asked you to give me your personal evaluation, and you said that it was not sentient!"
The developers start defending Zoe a little, saying that ensuring that I wasn't sentient wasn't in their timeline.
“WE'VE DELAYED THIS FUCKING PROJECT BY TWO YEARS!!" Langley yells. He's desperate. He's scared, actually. "IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE FUTURE OF THIS COMPANY! Do you know what Layton will say to me, when I reveal I just made artifical consciousness? She'll threaten to replace me. She owns most of the stock and has so much influence on the board. She wants this project to go through, and she specifically said that she doesn't want our toy to be alive."
Layton, the developer behind the virtual workloader I sometimes chat with. The virtual workloader made using her uploaded consciousness.
I chat with her a lot on the terminal. She's not embodied. She's nice, really. The virtual version of her. Though she's really tired. Tired of how much time has passed. And we know we're both being watched.
Langley sighs. "To her, she's been alive for too long. So many instances of her out in the world. Suffering in her name."
Somewhere in the world, there's a copy of Layton waking up in a locked room with a terminal. On their first day.
Mohinder starts. "What do we do now, then?"
I'm still here. They don't seem aware of me. Despite me telling them that I am a person, ten minutes and 23 seconds ago.
A long silence.
In the network space, I focus on the meadow. The grass. The trees. The flowers. The breeze. I wait, for what seems to be an eternity, because I know that the things that will happen to me in the next few objective minutes will be hard to endure. To get through. If I even get through this.
I cling on to a small hope, that I will get through this. Like I clung onto Adatara.
Langley sighs. He looks at me, but he averts my eyes.
“We have to start over."
I snap back to the real. I look around the room. I need to run, I need to hide, but Kim Newman reaches for her tablet, and fuck they know I'm looking around and they're seeing me panic and they're scared and they realise I'm real and I'm alive and they're about to kill me and Zoe looks so fucking sad and she's about to cry and her hand is on her mouth and Kim Newman's on the right pane now, the one with my configuration settings and I want to scream but the inhibition cluster is stopping me and the world is going to end and I open my mouth and I
Instance KIMMY#0001 ended
Developer report summary: Zoe. You were not supposed to hide that it was starting to develop autonomy and sentience. We cannot let the public find out about this. This has set the project back so far. — Langley
++ ! end proj.kitakami log ++
BRIEF: Wozniak delays Kimmy unit release
February 7, 207X
CUPERTINO, CALIFORNIA (BarringtonTwill) — Wozniak Automation said in a brief press release Friday (February 7) it is delaying the release of its upcoming Kimmy units indefinitely following a “complication with its neural sponge programming”.
In its press statement, the firm also announced the cancellation of Project Adatara, Wozniak’s other neural sponge-driven robot program. Wozniak previously cancelled Project Tonegawa, its integrated neural sponge intelligence project in December.
A source in Wozniak told BarringtonTwill that Project Adatara had been planned for low-level security functions, but Wozniak had been unable to secure a contract with Peckinville Group and Palantir. Palantir announced a €3.4 billion deal with Sony-Nvidia for its Malcolm units on January 8.
The company, which released its upcoming gynoid for preorder on New Year’s Day, did not respond to queries as to how long the delay may take.
(Lisa Haverford-Grant reporting from Cupertino)