Chapter 1: Setting the groupchat up
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Foreskin chatfic w yaoi and a side of straight ships too but it's yaoi-centered. . 77noli, paycheck (mainly bc , I'm not really muchhh of a shipper I only geniunely ship those two but I got an audience to feed soo) brightsky, Azuretime, JaneJohn, 1xdoe too, and some implied one-sided ocxdusekkar ?☹️ , ok..? Ok.
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" And then when he least excepted it i shot him while hiding behind a wall saving Shedletsky's life! ..heh, im goated. " Chance bragged up as all the survivors were sitting together at the table having a seemingly lighthearted and playful time with eachother, the food Elliot had cooked was an extra point too, everything was cool.
" One time in a billionth that your gun doesn't backfire " Shedletsky replied mild offended, while taking a huge bite from his chicken, Builderman likely making a comment on how much of a caveman he looked and so making Dusekkar and Taph stiffen a snort to not alert the admins huge greedy fat ass.
" Hey! At least i didn't miss unlike you! " — " You miss the majority of times as well you're no better! " The two sentinels brickered, it was rather depressing considering they had to argue on who did the less amount of misses when not too far away sat their fellow cultist and military man which somehow always managed to land their hits, if it wasn't for them each round it would have been a bloodbath most likely. As Noob was about to put in his plate another of foody goodness he jolted by a sudden "ding" coming from the living room, that was strange, they didn't even know they had a doorbell.
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Guest decided to take matters into his own hands and investigate, making his way out of the kitchen, 007n7 deciding to go with him, likely because he wanted to use it as excuse to go back into isolating himself again after the problem has been figured out, as Guest opened the door he was met with nothing...was this some prank the Spectre resoluted due to his boredom?
Just as he was about to turn around to look at 007n7, he witnessed a box destroying the window and directly hitting the former hacker in the head, the military man immediately kneeled and tried to help him sit up.
" ...007n7 are you alright? That box seemed rather sturdy. " — " Yeah I'm ok, don't worry- I definitely had wors..are those..phones? " 007n7 snapped out the fact that a box just hit him in his head, Guest looked surprised too, he eventually called everyone and in little no time everyone were standing around the mysterious box that opened once it made contact with their fellow companion's skull.
( Wathever in few words they just settled in with their phones this fic is gonna be unserious anyway 💔💔)
_______________________________________1:46 pm. 11th Wed
( Groupchat of fellow survivors )
( + ## ### ### #### added + 9 contacts )
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007n7: everyone here?
Guest 1337: Yeah i believe so.
Taph: ✅✅
Noob: Mhm :)
Chance: Yeah i think so anyway the groupchat name sucks ass 💔 , I mean, you named it after all...
Elliot: I second that
007n7: What does it have anything to do with me?
Chance: I MEAAANNNN...Man you named your son " c00lkid " after the " c00lgui " so like... yeah.
007n7: ...
Builderman: Can you put me, Shed and Dusekkar as admins of the groupchat too?
007n7: ..Sure thing.
( 007n7 made Builderman, Shedletsky and Dusekkar admins)
Dusekkar: May I perhaps indulge in the creation of a name for this platform? I'll make sure to surprise you all in such form.
Taph: 🎃➡️🔥✍️✍️‼️
Builderman: Sure, go for it.
( Dusekkar changed the name of the groupchat to : " Interconnected through texts and death ". )
Venulynn: Our glorious king Dusekkar always cooks ❤️🩹
Chance: Simp
Venulynn: Clog your flintlock with gun powder and explode.
Chance: No need to get your panties in a twist, lady!
Venulynn: 😐
118o8: 😐
Jane Doe: 😐
BrightEyes: 😐
Shedletsky: OMG MY WIFE!! HIIIII!!
BrightEyes: Hi Baby!!
Noob: Our straightlings ❤️🩹🥹
Elliot: Sobbing 😭
Chance: I shed(letsky) a tear lmao
TwoTime: Hello dear companions! May the Spawn bless your day!
Builderman: Oh yeah hello TwoTime
Chance: Was wondering were our fellow cultist was lol
Noob: I had to teach them basic phone functions! I saw them struggling figuring how to use it, i assume there wasn't much technology in their cult.
Guest: Makes sense, anyway, i believe this groupchat will server us great during matches, which speaking of... one is about to start soon. Everyone goodluck.
TwoTime: May the Spawn's blessing be upon you!
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As the round started, 007n7 was focusing on doing generators along side Noob, as survavlists, they needed to help their team somehow, and doing generators was the best input they could put, the former hacker noticed how the other was almost fully done with it so he decided stand up and go in the search for another save up time.
On his way to a generator close by he was suddenly pushed aside, falling right onto his side, his phone slipping by and falling onto the dead grass, as he groaned and pushed himself in a sitting position his eyes locked onto an oh so familiar figure studying with interest his device.
_______________________________________2:34 pm. 11th Wed
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007n7: Heyyyyyyy
007n7: Damnnnn a groupchat??
Chance: 7n7 what is u on?? you created the groupchat 💔
Builderman: Hey i wanted to ask if anyone has seen the killer but i see 007n7 writing like a drunk man.
007n7: HEY SHUT THE FUCK UP, anyway i stole 007n7's phone im adding myself later on the groupchat lmao
007n7: LMAOOO SEVEN FELL FACE FIRST WHEN TRYING TO GET HIS PHONE BACKKKKKKKK
Taph: 🫵❓
Dusekkar: " Who are you? "
007n7: You could say I'm the best killer out there...
Elliot: 1x4?
Shedletsky: That guy is NOT the best killer 😭😭💔
Chance: Are you saying this because you still have inprinted in your mind that time you tried to slash him when he was in front of you but you missed and you got one-shotted by mass infection 🥀
Shedletsky: Ok reporting you for bullism.
007n7: LMAOOO 1X4 TOLD US ABOUT THAT , anyway 😘
( 007n7 added + ## ### ### #### )
Noli: Wassup chat
( Noli made Noli admin )
007n7: Why.
Chance: Imagine adding yourself to a groupchat instead of actually doing ur job as a killer lmao😭😭🙏
Noli: I can go back at killing now.
Chance: Oh ☹️
Elliot: CHANCE YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
Taph: 🎰➡️🪢🙏
Dusekkar: " Gambler go hang yourself, please "
Chance: cmon it's not that this guy will server wipe anyway
. . " THE KILLER HAS WON "
_______________________________________2:34 pm. 11th Wed
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Noli: You were saying? 😋😋
Chance: Oh fuck me.
Elliot: If that's what you want....
Chance: ...Oh hey...heh...not here bbg pookie bear...👅
Elliot: Ok wtf nvm I'm backing up
Chance: NO PLEASE POOKIEEEEEEE
Noli: Faggots
Jane Doe: Are you even allowed to say that
Noli: Even if i wasn't i would still say that 😒
Elliot: You can actually say it..?
Venulynn: He did leave 007n7 SPECIFICALLY last.. speaking here as someone who witnessed in horror as he switched targets mid void rush only to get killed after.
( Refs that Asgore animation since Venulynn's a deer )
Builderman: ...Alright, let's talk about more important matters now, not in chat because apparently there's now a killer in the chat, i await you all in the main cabin.
Noli: Hey but I'm curious ☹️
Shedletsky: ByeBye 😋😋, also we gonna come up with something to ban you from the chat.
Noli: Party poopers smhhhhh.
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Noli scoffed as he put his phone aside, it was rather funny that none of the survivors cared enough to ask how he himself was communicating with them, he wasn't planning on telling them that the killers too got phones, and so far he wanted to be the only one to have access to the survivor's groupchat, perhpas he could discover juicy drama, tensions between them and the killers and other.
... And he could have more contact with Seven again
Chapter 2: 1st day of the groupchat existing and it's already hell.
Summary:
Not much, just, plenty ships being shown and other shit .....idk how to summarize this chapter, this one is straight up stupid but wathever
Notes:
More stuff gng, I'm tryng my best on keeping everyone included but bear w me I never exactly wrote a chatfic ever so I'm mostly experimenting 💔
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
In the Spectre's realm survivors and killers couldn't tell what hour of the day it was as time itself seemed to be frozen in a never ending night, their only possible source of knowledge in therms of time was by checking the Grandfather's Clock in the main cabin, but now that they had phones everything was easier...
As for now? It was beyond midnight, everyone was supposed to be asleep at this time right? Absolutely wrong.
_______________________________________2:27 am. 12th Thu
Noli: Do y'all think I'd be a sick parental figure?
Noli: Nvm scratch that I'd be a COOL ASS DADDD like I'm low-key goated, I got sense of humour and I'm not boring.
Shedletsky: Dude it's 2 in the morning.
Chance: Why did this William Afton lookin ahh started talking about being a father anyway 🥀
Chance: Also Shed why is you awake
Shedletsky: I need to keep my godly build at check so i went to the kitchen to get my fuel (I was hungry ☹️☹️)
Jane Doe: ....his greed sickens me
Noli: ( replying to Chance: Why did this Willia.... )
Telamon forbid a man has freedom of speech 😐
Noli: Besides i do be watching c00lshit over at times
007n7: ..Noli it's c00lkid
Noli: @007n7 @007n7 HeyyyHeyyy hii
007n7: Ohh yeah, hey.
Noli: I could be such a good dad y'know.... 2nd dad....😋
007n7: ...What are you implying.
Chance: 7n7, my good man in rounds, are you genuinely retarded no wonder Elliot says ur slow mentally.💔💔
Builderman: Can you stop messaging and sleep? I remind you we have a round tomorrow so we need to rest well.
Noli: Speaking off the killer tomorrow will be Shedletsky's favorite one 😋
Shedletsky: FUKKKKDUCCD DUCK DUCK. NICHI NO FFUUUCCKKKKKKK
Chance: Hoe why is u telling us that
Noli: I want y'all to lock in and make them loose to i can low-key mock them isn't this like super obvious.
Noli: Btw can y'all agree I'd be a cool father 😋😋
Jane Doe: Can y'all stfu already.
Noli: Wathever, @007n7 dm dm , @007n7, please 😘
Chance: Mind you, same person who called me n pizza guy "faggots" 😒
Noli: And i will do it again 😘😘, ok i hate those emojis im supposed to be some sick cult leader but they low-key remind me of my time in collage, speaking of @007n7 get yo ass to dm already
007n7: ...alright alright
007n7: Just don't send me a dick pic please.
Chance: Does this happen when instead of Forsaken it's actually Freaksaken and instead of killing us them killers get freaky with us 😍
Builderman: EVERYONE GO TO FUCKING SLEEP.
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007n7 was about to head to sleep when he let out a sigh, right.. the dms with Noli, he wasn't entirely sure what to expect, was it going to be death threats? Messages related to the past to make him feel awful? To make him sulk in more guilt than he already has? Esistating, he opened the dms with the killer and braced for ...
_______________________________________2:44 am. 12th Thu
Noli: Dude can i be c00lshits second dad low-key, like, i fr already am 😋😋, just wanna make it official ngl that would be...you could say... "C00l"... heh. 😋
007n7: it's almost 3am my brain can't elaborate this.
Noli: Fucking fag
Noli: I mena we low-key make up and idk be dads togheter
Noli: I mean brochaco we've been stuck here for like...a decade? The amount of times you've cried and whined during lms when i was the killer and explained yourself over and over and the amount of times I made you suffer kinddddd offfff makes up for all the shit u did to me. (Not fully ofc tho, but I'm merciful)
007n7: I think i might throw up from guilt, also this is a lot to take in...
Noli: Just wear some suit when I'll be killer 👅👅👅
007n7: I didn't even agree yet
Noli: c'mon I know you will
007n7: ..you do got a point
Noli: ALRIGHT ALRIGHT NOW GO TO SLEEP mahejaheheheh husband, ok goodnight
007n7: GoodnightWAIT HUSBAND??
Noli: 😋
Noli: Ok nigthy night now
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...That was, pretty gay. They used to always be collage buddies, best friends...friends with benefits, extremely gay best friends that would go so far to literally feed eachother in a poor attempt to mock some romance film or sleep in the same bed in the most inhumane but somehow comfortable positions ever with their limbs interlocked.
To think about everything that happened between them after c00lkid's appearance and Noli gaining the voidstar too...ooooh doomed yaoi ahh.
..Wathever maybe it was best he just went to sleep.
_______________________________________8:15 am. 12th Thu
TwoTime: Hello my dear companions! Bless the Spawn has it granted you all a good rest, Spawn is kind!
Builderman: ...Well Goodmorning to you too.
Chance: Hello lil They/Them
Noli: I wanna ruin this morning to you all by saying 1x4 is sharpening their swords while muttering something about cutting "that fat ass" up and turning into fine roast meat
Shedletsky: Damn that's cocky, I'm sure I'll block all of the attacks and stun them too without trying much!
Builderman: ...Shed.
Chance: Do you want me to remind you that time when you tried to slash the killer in front of you but-
Shedletsky: SHUT UPO I GOT IT, this time is different tho.
Guest: I'll stay close by in case you miss.
Dusekkar: I too will be there, fellow friend , I shall cast my protection upon you so you won't meet your end.
Elliot: I'll have my pizza ready too ig💔
Shedletsky: ...Damn rude do y'all guys trust me ☹️
Builderman: In terms of comrade absolutely, as in your slashes... not, fully. no offense.
BrightEyes: It's ok sweetie, I too miss my slashes :)
Elliot: Didn't you miss only once?
BrightEyes: still missed like my husband tho
Jane Doe: Dear, your husband misses 80% of the times I'm sorry...
Noli: Showed them messages to 1xheSAIDAhe AGGREESAHHlskd aknssjWO ala#)($)#)#(#
Chance: He can glitch on text too now?😭
Noli: alsja hua huNOLI ISTTUNG TO RAKE
Noli:CHIIIIII
Noli: HIIII DAD
Chance: I place my bets it's the kiddo
Elliot: No shit Sherlock
Noli: Whast shit ?
007n7: ...Don't worry it's nothing
Jane Doe: Oh so you were online all along
007n7: I wasn't sure what to even send
Noli: DadDadd DaD CAN I BE HERE TOO
Builderman: We already have a killer, I don't think we need a second one.
Noli: AWW BUTWHY NOLI CSN AND I CANT :((
Noli: NO HESTAKIN THEPHONE BACKBOAOONOOOOOO
Noli: Wath the fuck.
Builderman: Thinking about it...do you killers have phones too?
Jane Doe: Does that mean John has it??
Noli: Just so you know he writes like a caveman 💔
Noob: I wonder if Sixer has a contact too? :)
TwoTime: Does that mean i could speak with my beloved once more outside our daily bloodsheds..? This must be a blessing from Spawn! ...I missed him.
Noli: OH CMON WHATS UP WITH YOU ALL WANTING TO GET CLOSE AGAIN WITH SPECIFIC KILLERS , acting like I'm some sort of receptionist here smh😒
Elliot: You can't be talking tbh
Chance: You're so faggy fag with 7n7 yourself 😋
007n7: We are just close friends re-building a relationship
Chance: Wathever makes you sleep better at night ig 💔
Noli: Speaking of, @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 dm 😋
Elliot: Bro they don't even try to hide it
Jane Doe: Hey wait before you go can you drop the numbers?...This feels weird asking this to a legit killer.
Builderman: Can we just re-choice for a second? We shouldn't be having Noli in this groupchat in the first place, so we can't be sure if this is a trap or wathever.
Builderman: This is unlikely but, can we even trust this place or the killers fully in our situation?
Dusekkar: Our companion speaks the truth, as we're unsure of what might unfold.
Taph: 🔨✅✅‼️
Guest 1337: I agree that's a good idea.
Venulynn: I second that !
Noli: I was planning on not giving them just YET anyway lol
Noli: ok y'all pmo bye hoes
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As Noli stopped texting his eyes overed a bit over the whole "sharing contacts" ordeal... he wanted to play around with them and wait before handing over the contacts for further entertainment, and besides he didn't like the survivors... expect 007n7.
He'll give him c00lkid's contact later today.
( Timeskip to lunch ? Or something, they eat sligthy earlier as for them the round starts around 2pm so )
_______________________________________11:56 am. 12th Thu
Noli: John Doe done set fire the kitchen 🙏💔🥀
* 1 attachment of, well what's written above *
Shedletsky: SOBBING
Jane Doe: Reminds me of good times :)
Elliot: Everyone can you imagine Chance, Taph and John Doe cooking togheter
Chance: Hey what are you implying 😡
Taph: 💣+🎰❓
Guest 1337: Oh I believe I know what Elliot's referring about. That time when you insisted in cooking and you somewhat managed to make the food explode.
Chance: STOP BEINGING RHAY UP.
Noli: ...You could say the dish was "mind-blowing" heh.
Guest 1337: Am i the only one who liked the joke?
118o8: Yeah same !
Chance: ...You guys are parents don't worry about it.
Taph: 🎭⤵️🏢
Dusekkar: " Jump off a building "
Noob: That was unexpected !
Elliot: What r they feeding Taph's these days gng ☹️
Noli: Y'all can't appreciate some peak jokes smh 😒😒..
. . . couple mins later
....ngh wathever I'm gonna breed 007n7 👅👅.
( deleted 1 messages )
Taph: 🔁....💣⤵️🏢
Dusekkar: " Nevermind....I'm jumping off a building "
Builderman: ....I was just about to tell you all that food for today's breakfast was almost ready when i got flashed.
Noli: ....heh, you could say it was indeed " stunning "
Builderman: Taph can i jump with you.
Taph: ✅✅🙏
Dusekkar: " Yes, please "
Elliot: ...I'm not sure what happened but judging by everyone's reaction I don't wanna know, just letting you all know food is ready, Jane helped me !
Jane Doe: Yeah it was fun :))
Chance: EVERYONE QUICK !! BEFORE THE GLUTTONY HIMSELF GETS TO THE KITCHEN !!
BrightEyes: You don't say that about my husband
Shedletsky: Jokes on you I'm already digging in my food
Shedletsky: It's yummy but nothing beats my wife's cooking
BrightEyes: Aww you flatter me! >///<
Noob: Awww :))
Guest 1337: Reminds me of my wife...
Elliot: Ow, sorry to hear that.
Guest 1337: It's ok.
Builderman: Alright Alright let's just...eat for the time being, the rounds starting soon.
Noli: Goodluck fags, especially the fat one🙏
Shedletsky: ITS ALL MUSCLES STUUT UP
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Overall they put their phones aside and made their way to the kitchen, some chattering, some focused on the food in front of them, and some just seemingly lost it thought.
Time passed much faster than they would've liked, in just 10 minutes, another cycle of blood and death would repeat.
Notes:
1x's round is gonna be next chapter, also likely gonna introduce the killers chat too but not fully indulge in it...yet, gonna keep u edging it
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