doughael gets freaky with pure vanilla

by Constellation_star

Summary:

doughael trying to get some of that cookie dick for his crush and once mentor while pure vanilla was drowing in mentally ill cookie pussy

Chapter 1

“Do I know you?”

Those words hurt doughael; the cookie he once worshiped like he was the divine, eyes that was once sacred yet only for them now out in the open for unworthy cookies to see.

Pure vanilla cookie looked at this strange cookie yet he couldn't remember anything about them, odd… How could he forget a cookie like that on earthbread, with how angelic they looked… How ₱ɄⱤɆ they were

“Don't you remember us? Healer cookie.”

Pure vanilla cookie took a step back as he remembered ████████ cookie, that cookie who admired him and was obsessed with him. Pure vanilla gulped nervously because even behind a white veil, he could feel obsessive and angry.

“Why did you leave us? Were we not good enough for your love? Or is this some type of †ê§† or yours.”

Every word reminds pure vanilla cookie of the days he once lived as healer cookie; how he teach ████████ cookie healing magic even if they didn't got the hand of it at first, doughael slowly walked through pure vanilla cookie clenching their fist in angry. All the private session where healer cookie let ████████ cookie to heal him privately, all the subtly touches that pure vanilla cookie did harmless but it meant everything to doughael

“ ████████ cookie! Wai-”

“That's… Not.. Our.. ҊДӍЄ! It's ᕲᓍᑘᖻᕼᗩᘿᒪ!”

Pure vanilla cookie flinched as doughael wings knocked things off pure vanilla’s shelves when they spread wildly, doughael immediately folded them back in after seeing pure vanilla's scared expression.

“Forgive us for getting out of line. It wasn't our intention to scare you.”

The tone was sweeter than strawberry cake, as doughael clear their voice.

“The reason for our version is simply… The divine wants a baby dough from us, a perfect match in Heaven's eyes.”

Doughael kept going on their rant about how pure vanilla cookie and them are meant to have a child, meanwhile pure vanilla cookie were trying to escape through his backdoor before getting tackled to the ground.

“Don't worry, our dear vanilla. Afterall, you teach us everything we know about… Intimacy~”

Pure vanilla cookie watch in horror and a bit of arousal (because he has a type for mental illness bitches.) as doughael started stripping their black vestment then their white gown…

Chapter 2: just a little treat before the smut

Summary:

seltzer cookie and her delulu juice vs menthol cookie closeted homosexual

Seltzer cookie only sighed dreamily at menthol cookie deep in thought while looking at some male cookies, wishing he looked at her with such focus. After leaving the church, they were trying to deal with the fact that they dedicated their life to a comfortable lie.

‘He's probably analyzing their styles, so my gosh~ how cool can he be.’

‘Damn, I really want some dick right now. They're… Just so ahhhhhh.’

Poor Seltzer cookie not knowing that menthol was a closeted homosexual who is currently having a gay panic over some hot cookies, Seltzer cookie saw a bookshop just open up. Immediately an awesome idea stuck with her, getting menthol cookie a new book. She just picture his reaction to it

*”Oh Seltzer cookie, you shouldn't have.” menthol cookie looking away shyly while blushing, looking such like a shy cookie with those dreamy eyes of his. Then, he'll confess his feelings to her and they live happily ever after with several baby cookies.* she was very delusional and blind to menthol cookie obviously homosexual behavior, tooo bad she was too down bad to use her head

Seltzer cookie disappeared to the bookshop, reassuring menthol cookie that it would only take a while. Menthol cookie took the opportunity to approach one of the hot cookies, being slightly shy as the cookie invited menthol to somewhere nearby to hang out. Promising it wouldn't take long…

Meanwhile with our favorite delulu cookie, she compared the books by how long they were and how much information was in them. She knew that menthol cookie love long books that were very informative especially if it helped develop one of his new hobbies after they left the church, she would take a while in the book shop. When she found the book she been looking for; she immediately brought it with a new bookmark that says never give up.

Seltzer cookie walked out just as menthol cookie came back for that “hang out”, the cookie was waving bye to menthol cookie which for some reason made menthol cookie flustered. Seltzer cookie noticed that menthol cookie was walking Strangely and rushed to help him, which made him flinch slightly but reassure her that he was fine. Letting her help him as they went home, she happily showed him the book once they sat down in their living room.

“Thank you Seltzer cookie, that was very thoughtful of you."

He then patted her head with a small smile, and Seltzer cookie was very flustered as this interaction will keep going to her for another month now. Seltzer cookie only nodded shyly.

Too bad she didn't know that menthol cookie was currently leaking someone's cream from his hole, because menthol cookie was a freak and such a sub pretending to be a Dom.

They knew this especially after seeing a murder and making a fucking monster because of their superior (doughael) being too curious and secretly wanting to have sex with his former mentor (pure vanilla cookie)

Notes:

for the record yes, menthol cookie had sex with that hot cookie in a alleyway also havings his number so this will lead to a lot of hook up which menthol cookie hole was getting destroy also he had sex before with a man.

Notes:

To be continued… Because I'm writing this at 11:35 at night and I'm possibly going to my new school tomorrow so yeah about i'm literally love doughael x pure vanilla cookie.