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“God her room is fucking filthy ew,” Polyester had to plug his nose before he could even step a foot into the trash pile Panty liked to call her home. “What a fucking gooner,” Polyester grumbled as he stepped further, into the pigsty Panty apparently called a bedroom. There were half used vibrators littered all over her dresser and floor, one that seemed it hadn’t even been turned off slightly vibrating from its place on the floor, further there were tied off condoms with sperm so old it was browning and growing new lifeforms not to mention the cheap lingerie everywhere. Polyester could probably get five different STDs from just being in there. Still he took a breath and steeled himself by reminding himself he was here to find Panty’s weakness, but as he put his foot down he heard a sharp click go off.
What the fuck was that?
Before he could form another thought Panty’s bed started turning like a possessed roller coaster spinning uncontrollably. In a second multiple robotic claws grabbed his arms and legs while another one tore off his clothes. His mind was reeling as he was thrown onto the mattress that was probably so soft because of all the cum it had absorbed in the past week. God just thinking about it gave Polyester the ick.
Unfortunately the assault didn’t stop there as he was pressed into the mattress by the machine. Multiple silicon hands started grabbing his biceps and thighs while another pair flicked his nipples. And fuck he didn’t usually get off on playing with his nipples that was more his younger brothers thing if he was being honest but the way the soft silicon twisted and flicked his poor nipples as they started to harden it almost felt pleasurable. He wondered if he could go to hell for taking pleasure in his cousin's weird sex machine but that thought quickly vanished as his legs were hoisted up by the machine's hands and then spread open.
“This shit is seriously unhinged how in the actual fuck does this shit stop?” Polyester panicked flailing his arms around until his fist slammed onto a button making the machines come screeching to a stop. “Oh thank go-” before he could say another word the silicon hands retreated and slid a silky ruby red dress onto him, his hair was styled into spiky bangs and before he could cough up the obscene amount of hairspray he swallowed the door burst open revealing Brief.
“Polyester? Where’s Panty?” Brief seemed confused as he took in the scene in front of him, Polyester on the bed surrounded by devious sex toys and his brother’s thong hanging on top of the arm of the sex machine. The situation would be odd to anyone but maybe Polyester can still save this by finding Panty’s weakness through her (no longer) virgin geek boy.
“She’s probably out fighting ghosts or some shit don’t worry about her, could you help me with something Brief?” Polyester scooted closer to the edge of the bed unknowingly showing the back of his unzipped dress in the mirror on the headboard of Panty’s bed. Brief’s eyes snuck a quick glance to the mirror then back to the carmine eyes in front of him before Polyester could notice.
“Uhh sure I don’t mind, what do you need?” Brief was trying his best to not let his slide back to the mirror or the low cut of the dress Polyester was wearing showing a hint of light pink areola, fuck he needed to lock in what would Panty think if she saw him like this. Sure they might’ve taken each other's virginity but that didn’t mean he could go sleeping around with anyone that was so wrong.
Sadly all reason flew out the window as soon as Polyester put a hand on his shoulder leaning closer to the ginger tilting his head just so his bangs would fall across his eyes. As he did though the left strap of his dress came loose and fell down his arm, exposing more smooth pale skin. “Tell me what Panty’s weakness is please?” Polyester gave Brief’s shoulder a small squeeze as he looked at him through his blue violet bangs, this was finally it, he would find her weakness is god he could orgasm from how excited he was feeling.
He really should’ve known better though because as soon as the words left his mouth Brief fell to the ground. His cheap ghost buster backpack clanked loudly as it hit the floor and slid off his shoulders. Brief took a deep breath then looked up from his spot on the floor, “A-are you sure you want to know? I-it’s kind of personal and she would probably get really mad if I told you, you know?” Before he could ramble on any longer Polyester moved his legs to hang off the bed while leaning back, his new position definitely caught the interest of the ginger because he couldn’t look up from the smooth legs hanging in front of his face.
It was almost too easy Polyester would’ve maybe felt a little bit bad but he needed to get this information no matter what happened, why wouldn’t he use his resources especially when he knew that he could convince the other in a few moments and besides the higher ups kept piling up shifts on shifts for the two brothers, shit was rough okay? Don’t judge him.
“Brief come on Panty would never have to know do you really need me to convince you further?” A small smile graced his lips as the ginger finally looked up from his legs.
With the strap of his dress still hanging loosely off his shoulder and the clever smile along with those dark half lidded eyes it really wasn’t Brief’s fault for the next words that were spilling out of his mouth.
“It’s oral sex,” Brief barely managed to speak the words out, a soft pink blush on his cheeks as he had to look away from the other. Did he really just share Panty’s one true secret? Fuck he was so beyond cooked when she came back god what was he gonna do oh dear god she would probably-
“Are you serious? Oral sex is all it takes for that slut? Dude no offense but how am I supposed to use this shit against her when we’re cousins? How did you even find this out?” Polyester's onslaught of questions gave Brief time to get his own shit together.
“Look it’s just when she's getting really good and I mean like really good oral she kind of loses all sense of who and where she is you know? If it's really good for her she can be out of commission for a few hours too, it’s the one fool proof way to get her weak enough.”
“Yeah and I’m sure you know all about that shit huh?” The question catches Brief off guard to say the least and he chokes on his own spit hacking a lung out.
“Holy shit dude relax, I was joking,” Polyester grabs Brief’s head and pushes his hair back to check if he’s alright but he stops in his tracks. Holy shit dude his face card is giving.
Still recovering from almost dying Brief looks up, eyes lined with water and pink as he tries to explain, “I-I well we-we’ve only done it a few times but she said I’m okay at it which for Panty means that it was actually pretty good s-so I guess you could say that I’m not bad at it but I haven’t done it with anyone else so I really don’t know,” the water doesn’t leave his eyes it only seems to increase to the point where it almost looks like he’s going to cry, coupled with his confession Polyester is only a simple angel and he hasn’t fucked in a while so of course the sight is enough to get his dick to chub up a little bit.
With arousal coursing through his lower belly and a pretty ginger at his feet he comes to a decision, “Brief why don’t you show me what exactly you do hm?”
Brief makes a cute confused face when he asks, “To help you win against Panty?” He asks all confused, it's kinda cute.
“Sure babe,” his smile grows as he helps the ginger climb up onto the bed in between his spread legs.
Brief looks down to see the tent in the dress and falters, “Uh wait I don’t know if I can do exactly the same thing because well uh y-your anatomy,” god he could barely get a sentence out without blushing furiously regarding another dick other than his own.
Polyester doesn’t truly get paid enough for this but he still pushes through since its lowkey kinda too late to back down now. “Hey Brief babe, relax okay? A hole is a hole at the end of the day, you don’t have to worry about the rest for now okay?” He tries to reassure him the best he can and it works because Brief has this new resolved look in his eyes when he eyes his bulge once again.
He squirms down the bed so he's face to face with Polyester's ass and grabs the sides of his hips. Polyester leans up on his elbows and spreads his thighs to make it easier for the other.
Brief slides his hands upwards until his fingertips are beneath the silky material, as his hands slide even further the dress bunches up revealing Polyester's pretty little balls and his perineum. They have a light dusting of pink on them looking like even the most intimate parts of him are blushing, maybe all angels just had pretty genitalia.
He used his hands to bring Polyester's hips a little closer so he could get easier access to his hole. Peeking from in between his cheeks Brief saw the prettiest and only ever hole he’d probably ever see, tight and pink like he hadn’t been opened up in so long it had forgotten and curled tightly into itself. It’s okay though because that's what Brief was here to do, to show him how to open up again and make him feel good. He could do this; it couldn't be harder than the one time he did it with Panty when she was really desperate and he was the only other guy around for a whole three days.
Shaking his head to rid himself of the memory he focuses instead on using his thumbs to watch his hole spread and flutter in the cold air of the bedroom and lightly blew on it. Before Polyester could react to the cold air Brief was licking over his hole with passion. Using his tongue to trace around the ridges of his ass before hardening the muscles to try and lightly push in.
Polyester couldn’t help but to push towards the all encompassing heat of Brief tongue. Brief continued to push in and out leisurely while also licking around the skin itself, he kept drooling into his ass leaving a wet spot on the bed beneath them.
While the repetitive motions felt good it was like something was missing, he needed something inside to fill the growing lust in his stomach. Polyester whined slightly into the pillow beside his head as he hooked his ankles behind Brief’s back.
Every time Brief pushed his tongue in further his nose would touch the soft skin of his perineum causing mind numbing friction, it felt like his nerves were being lightly grazed over and over again and it wasn’t nearly enough.
“Fuck babe- Brief please please put something inside please-” Brief seemed surprised at the request as he leaned back with his own spit all over his chin and cheeks. “Come on please just a finger or something I can’t finish like this.” The whine in his voice was so needy Brief felt his own dick harden at the request.
“I can try but please tell me if it doesn’t feel good okay?” He hadn’t fingered anyone before, Panty didn’t really use any part of him other than his tongue, but he swallowed his nerves. If he could make Polyester feel good then nothing else really mattered right?
He got up from where he was splayed out between Polyester’s legs and leaned over him. The dress had slipped so far down he could see the two hardened pink buds rising and falling quickly as Polyester writhed in the sheets to try and get some friction from the silky dress on his cock. It didn’t look like it felt good so Brief grabbed his cock through the dress.
Polyester’s voice pitched into a deep moan as he finally felt the pressure alleviate. While the touch was clearly inexperienced Brief made up for it the way he leaned down once again to envelop his dick into the heat of his mouth through the flimsy fabric.
The non direct heat felt so good Polyester couldn’t control the way his hips bucked forward and his hand flew to curl into the red hair between his legs.
Brief was careful to not use his teeth while his hand traveled back to his hole and felt around the wet flesh.
The combination of Brief mouthing at the side of his dick eyes closed and even humming a little bit causing little vibrations to go through Polyester’s entire body; along with a finger pressing into him it felt like Polyester might unravel right at that moment.
This wasn’t supposed to feel this good at all considering the inexperienced virgin at his feet right now hell this wasn’t even supposed to happened how did they even get to the point and fuck- why did Brief just tongue his urethra.
“Anghh, please please Brief please come on it hurts so bad,” he barely even had a chance to recover from two of his holes being touched he needed to come right now or might start crying from the pressure in his belly.
Brief seemed to hear his pitiful cries and finally pushed another finger inside of him. The finger's pressed up into Polyester's prostate making him see stars behind his eyelids. The touch was rougher than he expected but he couldn't form the words to tell Brief to slow down. Every time Brief's fingers would run over his prostate his tongue would in turn run under the head of his dick. The combination of pleasure on both sides was too much even for such a heavenly angel he couldn't hold it any longer as his hips bucked up one last time and his throat dried up with his cries until his smooth pelvis was pressed up against Brief's nose and his throat bulged with the sheer size of him. Pulling onto his hair one last time as he fills his throat with cum and watched fresh tears spring into his eyes.
The sight is almost enough to have his dick hardening again in his throat but Brief pulled himself off of him and spluttered his cum all over his stomach being careful to slowly pull his fingers out of his ass. Polyester looked up at the throughly ruined ginger and down at his come and spit covered stomach and decided it was too much to deal with at the moment so he just laid back down. Avoided his problems a bit longer while Brief started stripping off his pants.
Wait huh?
As he was about to question just exactly what he was doing he saw the wet stain on the crotch of his pants and understood. Brief had gotten off while Polyester had used him for his own orgasm. He didn't know whether to be impressed or embarrassed how that was all it took for the other to cum but then he saw the hefty bulge in his tight white boxers and fuck him for being young and having a good libido okay?
"Hm Brief how about you let me return the favor?"