Are those headlights that I see?

by creeperslippers

Summary:

OJ is out one night. Nobody knows where he is. But when he gets into an accident involving Paper, he doesn’t realize until it’s too late.

OR

OJ runs over Paper like Asgore

THIS IS CRACK IT STARTS OFF “serious” BUT THEN IT GETS TO THE CRACK

Soap POV ~ Third Person

 

Soap was pacing around in the hallway. She was right outside Fan’s door, waiting for him to answer her anxious knock.

He finally opened the door after 10 minutes.

“Hey Soap, need anything?”
“I was just wondering, do you know where OJ is?” Soap has asked every other resident of Hotel OJ the same question. Almost everyone directly said no, except for Silver who asked for Soap to call him better than everyone to get his answer, which was most likely no.
And just like everyone else, Fan answered, “Nope, haven’t seen him this entire night and I don’t know where he is.”
“Just where in the fuck could he be?”

 

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OJ POV ~ Third Person

OJ was sitting at a bar somewhere in the middle of the island. Like any other smart beer drinker, he had the smart idea to drive in his car himself instead of planning a ride beforehand.

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Paper POV ~ Third Person

Paper had been walking all around the island, trying to answer his question on where OJ is. Plus, it was nice to take a walk around the island. While walking, he noticed a sign for a new bar on the island. While walking on the street, he saw a car’s headlights. It didn’t seem like stopping for him, and it certainly didn’t seem like aiming for anything else.

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OJ POV ~ Third person

 

DRVING IN MY CARRR RIGHT AFTER A BEER HEY THAT BUMP IS SHAPED LIKE A DEER!!111 DUI? HOW ABOUT YOU DIE? I’LL GO A HUNDRED MILES AN HOUR LITTLE DO YOU KNOW I FILLED UP ON GAS IMA GET YOUR FOUNTAIN MAKING ASS PULVERIZE THIS FUCK WITH MY BURGENTRUCK!!11!! IT SEEMS YOU’RE OUT OF LUCK! TRUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Canon ending: paper gets crushed lol

Notes:

I lowk wrote this in class