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Hey, You! I don't like ur girlfriend!

Summary:

2000s AU marauders! if you dont like this then dont read this only for let bad comment or the Ao3 curse will take also you :D

Notes:

english is not my first language! this is my first fanfiction so probably will suck! i will add some scene inspired by tiktok videos, but i will add credit in the notes! byeee! love you ALL! (i will also write something in other languages but i will add translation near them)

Chapter 1: Bill Kaulitz is a fashion icon!

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It was the first day of school, and Remus wasn't ready for this…he changed schools 3 times in two years, and he knew that this would be the fifth school that would expel him.

He arrived in front of the school’s door and his mom call him from the car.

“Have a lucky day, love!” Hope say.

“Mhm, bye mom!” He responds with annoyance and enters the school.

The school is too loud for Remus. But suddenly a guy reaches him.

“Hi! I am Potter, James Potter! You are the new guy, right?!” The guy say.

“Yes, I am Remus! What do you want?”

“I am the one that will present you the school! Follow me!”

Remus starts following him, scared and confused!

“Do you see those people?! They are the popular ones, DON'T flirt with them, never! Or they will make a total fool of you!” James points at a group of some girls. “They are funny and friendly…but don't flirt, trust me! They are my friends so I know them!”

But in that group there was a girl…she was more beautiful than the others, she was more beautiful than the entire world! Remus can't stop watching her! “Can you tell me their names?” He ask.

“Sure so…the one with brown, afro hair is Mary. The other one with blonde hair is Marlene but we call her Marls. The one with black braids is Dorcas and the last one with curly, long, black hair is Sirius!” James say.

“Sirius…it’s a strange name for a girl…”

“Ehm…he is a guy!”

“Oh…i am sorry-”

“Dont worry, his idol is Bill Kaulitz, I think he will take that as a compliment!”

-Ok…so, correction!- Remus thinks. -But in that group there was a boy…he was more beautiful than the others, he was more beautiful than the entire world! Remus can't stop watching him!-

Two girls across the hall.

“Hey! Lils! Wanna hang out with me today?”

“No, Potter!” The red haired girl responds.

“Who is she?”

“She is Sirius’ little sister! And you don't have a chance with her, sorry.”

“un peu idiot!” The other girl says, they start laughing and go away.

“EHY!” James yells.

"My sis still insult you, Prongs?" Sirius get near them.

"She is mean..."

"oh, you are the new guy, uh?!" Sirius ask.

"Oh, yes!" Remus respond.

"You are from Kentucky, right?!"

"From Kenya, actually..."

"Oi, Pads! Remus thought you were a girl!" James say.

"like BILL KAULITZ!" Sirius scream. "He is SO a FASHION ICON!"

"Class will start in 3 minutes!" Mary inform them.

"We are coming, dont worry!" James respond.

"Guysss! let's go!" Peter arrive near them.

"Oi Peter!!!" Remus say.

"REEEMUSS!" Peter hug him.

"you two know eachother?" Sirius ask.

"We were friends in Poland! then I moved to kenya and he moved here so we never seen eachother from those years."

"Oh..." James seem confused.

They arrive in the class, but they were late.

"Why you four are late?!" The professor ask.

"We aren't just late! We are fashionably late, duh!" Sirius respond.

"Don't talk to me like that, mrs. Black!"

"Is not my fault if you aren't a real Diva, or if you don't have a good style, dear Professor!"

"GO TO THE PRINCIPAL, NOW!"

Remus sit down, near the girl that insulted james 10 minutes ago. But all he could think is that "Mrs. Black"! Why the professor used a feminine pronoun?

Remus really want to ask Peter or James Why, but he feels like it was a too privatel situation, so he stayed quite for the whole lesson.

Chapter 2: I am Beyoncé, bitch!

Summary:

i hope you like it.

Notes:

remus dont care about school>>>>>>>>>>

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"Hey, mate!” Remus calls James while the professor is talking about a difficult formula.

“What?” James asks with his kind and polite smile.

“Why the professor called sirius “mrs.Black” before?!” Remus asks with fear in his voice. Maybe he shouldn’t go this far, maybe he should not ask this thing about his “crush” at a random and too polite guy that he knew 56 minutes ago…

“Oh…ehm…it’s personal! Only Sirius can tell this to you, only if he wants to!” James says without stopping smiling.

“Oh…sorry!”

“Dont worry! You can always ask! And you are kind because you didn't ask Sirius and you didn't pretend for an answer so…dont worry mate!”

“Oh…thanks!”

Lily and the black harried girl were talking about books! The black harried girl only speaks in french but Remus understands it so he knows what they're talking about! James seems to notice it!

“Oi, mate!!!” James call remus.

“What?”

“You can understand them?!”

“Oh…yup! I can!”

“Can you teach me French??”

“Why?”

“I need to impress Lily!”

“But she can also speak English!”

“But if i can speak french i will impress her!!”

“Ok, sure! I will teach you…but I want $10 for a lesson!”

“Sure!”

Remus was sure that James is a rich guy! He wears a burberry sweater and Ralph Lauren trousers, and also a rolex! Probably his parents are rich or he found the golden ticket in a chocolate bar! But the second one is impossible, Remus would find all the 5 tickets for how much chocolate he eats!

“James!”

“What?”

“What jobs do your parents do to buy you those clothes?!”

“Oh…they own YOOX!”

Remus stays with the mouth half opened, pure shock on his face.

But before James could say anything the professor calls them!

“Mr. Lupin! Mr. Potter! Are you listening?!”

“Sure, sir!” James responds.

“What did I say before?!”

“Some boring stuff like always!” remus responds.

“IN THE PRINCIPAL OFFICE, NOW!”

Remus and James stand up from their seats and get off the class.

“Where is the office?” remus asks.

“Follow me!”

Chapter 3: english lessons at my maison...

Summary:

a bit of jegulus for you all!

Notes:

i hope you will like this! i wanna add a bit of angst because i will add so much more angst in another fanfiction. byeeee! love you all, guys!

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

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They enter in the principal's office. Sirius was waiting sit on a chair outside the office.

"We can't enter! He is talking with Crouch again." Sirius tell to them without put off his phone.

"senior or junior?!" James ask.

"both!"

***

They finally arrive at the cantine. Remus was already exhausted. Sirius, Him, Peter and James sit on a table at the center of the room. Sirius sister sit with two guys, one with brown and green eyes and the other with afro, blonde hairs divided into dreads. Lily, Dorcas, Pandora, Mary and Marlene were sit in another table near Remus, Sirius, James and Peter.

"So...tell me something about you!" Sirius was talking with Remus! Is this Real or it's just fantasy?!

"oh...ehm...i like old music, i love sweaters and my fav color is Brown!"

"Brown, really?! Nobody likes brown!"

"then i am an alternative guy, i guess!"

"I like alternative guys..."

they were staring at each other, too much concentrate for say something. Remus breathe only a few times, like if he breathe too loud Sirius would vanish.

"James, my sister needs a tutor for teach her english! Can you help her?" Sirius suddenly break the silence.

"NAH!" James respond.

"Oh, You will! You have to give me favor, do you remember?"

"Ugh....yup!"

"Good! Today, 12 pm, in the old class!"

"ok...but i dont know french! how can i communicate to her?"

"But you know sign language, right?! Also her!"

"Fuck..."

***

12:21, old class.

Sirius sister was pointing some figures, and james explain to her how to write it in english. But Sirius sister was stubborn and not funny.

"Can you at least tell me your name??!" James ask with the sign language.

The girl point a figure of a month in english, JUNE!

"Wow! June is a cool name" james say with the sign language.

"Thanks." June say in english, that was her first word in english, the first word she ever say in 21 minutes, but James was amazed! she have an angel's voice.

"How do you say 'you are an angel' in french?" James ask with the sign language.

"Tu es un ange" June say with her perfect french accent.

"Tu es un ange!" James try to say it correctly but he fail miserably.

"idiot!" the girl say to him, but she can't hide a little smirk on her face.

"I think this is enough work for today!" June say with the sign language.

***

The frist day of school is finally ended. Remus goes from his mother's car and his new friends calls him "Bye REMU!"

His mom saw them and call them as well.

"You are Remus new friends, right?" she say.

"yes, we are!" they respond.

"Do you wanna come at our house today? so you can study and play together!"

"Mom stop, this is embarrassing!" Remus try to stop her.

"Like hell we want!" they get closer to the car.

-Oh no no no no! they will make fun of me and hate me, the will think i am childish!- Remus think.

But they take off their phone and calls their moms. when they ended their call, they enter in the car. Remus follow them.

Notes:

I wanna explain to you the origins of all the characters:
James: have a lot of countries for origins but the principals are Spain and India.
Remus: Wales and Poland.
sirius and Reggie: France
Lily: Texas and Ireland.
Mary: Mexico.
Marlene: Swiss.
Peter: Poland and Norway.
Evan and Pandora: Netherlands.
Dorcas: Nigeria.
Barty: Italy (but his dad's parents are german and his mom's parents are dutch so he can speak Italian, english, dutch and german)

Chapter 4: moonage daydream is my only safe place

Summary:

wolfstar!!!!! let me cook! i have a fantastc idea for the end of the story!

Notes:

very interesting chapter! let me cook, ate and leave no crumbles! trust me!

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4 months are passed from the frist day of school, June did a coming out to her brother. She is a guy now, and his name is Regulus! Sirius and Remus had gotten closer and closer. Lily start dating with Panda and James always tries to date Regulus but he always says no.

Today, 9 January 2009, the guys go in remus house like all the afternoons after school.

they arrive at remus' home! hope start preparing some snacks and the guys go upstairs in remus room.

"wow, your new poster is amazing!" peter say.

"thanks, i guess..."

peter take his laptop from his bag and start writing something.

"What is it?" Sirius ask.

"i write fanfictions!" peter respond.

"really?! let me watch...oh...OMG! You are LittleWormy60?! girl, I read all your fanfiction!"

"yeah...i am pretty famous in this area!"

"Now i want a damn sign from you!!!!"

After 3 minutes, Peter goes in the bathroom and james goes downstairs for take some snacks. remus and sirius were alone!

"uh...you have new Bowie cds!" Sirius say, he seem happy about this. Then he put one cd in the cds player and it start play Moonage Daydream.

Sirius take remus hand and they start dancing across the room. Suddenly, Remus kiss Sirius but he dont kiss him back, instead, he go far from Remus!

"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!! ARE YOU AN IDIOT OR WHAT?!" Sirius start yelling at him.

"Sorry...I- I didnt mean to..."

"FUCK YOU!" Sirius takes his things and goes away from the house.

***

The next day James goes from Regulus like always.

"Hi reg!" james say.

"Hi, how are you?" he ask.

"I am fine...do you wanna come to see my football practice today???"

"If i come you will stop following me around the school?!"

"yup!"

"then sure, i will come!"

"THANKSS!!!!"

James go back from remus with a smile big like all his face.

"Reg really say yes to you?!" Remus ask.

"YUP!"

"wow! Nice one, James!"

Chapter 5: football's practice...

Summary:

sorry if the last chapter was short and HORRIBLE! byeee...

Notes:

this chapter is inspired and the dialogues are from Seven55 (ao3 account's name) tik tok's videos.
the account on tik tok is: s3ven55

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The football's practice start and Regulus sit near Remus and Lily. He watched James and his brother play, and James was hot, he was too hot to handle...

"Hey, Lupin! Why James have all that muscles?!"

"Guess he had a growth sprout or something over the Christmas break."

"Well would you look at that..."

Remus was always watching Sirius.

"He wants to fix things with you later!" Reg say.

"REALLY?!"

"Yes but if you scream another time i will kick your balls!"

meanwhile...

"Oi Sirius! Reggie is stunning today, isnt he?" james say.

"Yeah...guess the fucker isn't so little anymore, right? Eyes on the ball Prongs."

After the practice, James run over Reg.

"Reggie! wait up for a second!"

"Sorry Potter, not interested in whatever lunacy you and Sirius are up to now."

"No Reg, it's not that, I swear-"

"It's Regulus. And bye."

Regulus goes back to his dorm, where Dorcas was waiting for him.

"Meadowes I need major help."

"What is it now Regulus? You just got here."

"James Potter got hot. And I...sort of maybe think he is hot."

"WHAT?!"

meanwhile...

Remus waited for Sirius, but he didnt go over him for talk, instead he just go away.

-This day can't get worse- Remus think...

Chapter 6: LittleWormy60

Summary:

I am sorry, the fanfic is turning out horrible! But i write the last two chapter bad and fast because i need to write more about one single week! Byee…

Notes:

I hope you like this! If you do then left kudos, if you dont like this, then please read all this because i have a good end in my mind. Byeee…

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2 FEBRUARY, 2009.

James, Sirius, Peter and Remus were walking in the hallway of the school. Remus and Sirius still dont talk that much with each other, but at least, they didnt fight anymore.

”We need a name for our group!” James say while they were reading all the new notes on the noticeboard.

”Spice boys!” Sirius scream.

“No, and stop screaming.”

”The spiders for mars!” Remus tries.

”No.”

”marauders…” peter whispers.

”YES! From now we are…The Marauders!”

”nice one, james!” Sirius push james without strongness.

Peter was angry. He literally have got the idea but james took the credit. But he decide to not think about this too much. He decide to be pacific like always and follow them in the hallway.

”But we need nicknames now.” Remus say sarcastically.

”Yeesss!! We can be…Prongs, Wormtail, Padfoot and…Moony!” Peter respond.

”yup!” Sirius say.

like always, they didnt gived kudos to him for have got a good idea, but when james or sirius have one they give them kudos and credits. Peter feel like he was left behind. That was an horrible feeling.

 

Chapter 7: Treated like a dog

Summary:

Please leave some comments

Notes:

Rosekiller…

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They enter in the class and Mrs. Mcgonagall decide to separate all the class in some groups of three people.

Remus, Sirius and James sit together, they left Peter behind like always. Peter sit with two guys that he know very well, they are his ex bullies from middle school.

”Hi barty, Hi evan.”

”Hey, Minus! Why your friends left you behind, uh?!” Evan ask.

”Because the groups are of three people, not four!”

”James and Sirius left you alone also when we were bullying you, right?!” Barty ask.

”yes…”

”why do you get treated like a dog by them?! You need to show them who is the real capitan!” Evan explain.

”i need to show them who is the real capitan…”

”yes, you need!” Barty responds.

the lesson start and Evan put an arm around barty. 

“are you ok? Comfy enough?” Evan ask.

”Yes, dont worry that much, idiot!” Barty respond.

”i only wanna be sure that you are ok.” 

“and i am ok, dont worry.” 

Barty kiss Evan on the lips.

”Bleah! Can you two at least put a book in front of your bloody mouths?!” Peter was disgustated.

”if you said another time that evan is ‘bloody’ i swear i will hex you fucking mouth.” Barty say to peter.

Peter instantly shush, but he will probably add another chapter of his fanfiction with this scene. He write Fanfiction about Barty and Evan since the middle school, barty and Evan were only friends in those years, but for this it was more funny!

Chapter 8: I want the 1D reunion!

Summary:

Sorry for the mention of 1D but you will understand why this choice later!

Notes:

I hope you like this.

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10 FEBRUARY, 2009.

A notification arrive on remus phone: Siriusly Sirius💋 send you a message.

Siriusly Sirius💋: Hi :D

The real Jacob Black: Hi, what do you want?!

Siriusly Sirius💋: I wanna talk. I wanna be friends like before. 

The real Jacob Black: Ok, sure! See you tomorrow!

***

11 FEBRUARY, 2009.

”So…you two spended the last month fighting all day but now, with 4 messages, you are friends again?!” Regulus ask.

”Yes…” sirius say. “They were 4 deep messages.” 

“uh uh, this reminds me of One Direction.”

”What do you mean?”

” I mean that, if one day they will be not a group anymore, probably they will decide to do a reunion with 4 messages, because they are childish and stupid.”

”DONT YOU DARE INSULT ONE DIRECTION! AND THEY ARE FIVE SO THEY CANT DECIDE TO DO A REUNION WITH FOUR MESSAGES!”

”Then one of them wont come to the reunion!” 

“fuck you. And they all will come because they all love their fans.”