Chapter 1: :)
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Lonely: I'm still curious what happened to our names
Og survivors guilt: As am I! @Childhood trauma care to explain?
Childhood trauma: Oh right Floyd had my phone lol mb
Not normal: All in favor of getting him say I
Childhood trauma: Dude it's Floyd I'm not touching that with a ten foot pole his EVERYWHERE
Doll syndrome: Then let's change the topic!
Doll syndrome: Btw I totes don't get my name!!! I never ever went through that :)
Not normal: Uh huh
Childhood trauma: Uhhhh
*Childhood trauma Has Sent An Image*
Has location: AH! I have fallen more in love! How beautiful you look in that!~
Unseasoned food: Please for the love of seven fix your posture
Depression: Will you all shut it!?
Depression:
Depression: You look fine radish now who did this?
Not normal: Floyd
Depression: Rook your helping me find that brat
Has location: But of course!~
*Two People Have Gone Offline*
Doll syndrome: Rip
Chapter 2: Trey Has Trauma? Real Not Click Bait!!
Summary:
I blacked out and came ta this
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Not normal: I don't have trauma Cater
Doll syndrome: YOU DOOOOOO everyone does!!!
Childhood trauma: What's this?
Doll syndrome: Trey and I have been arguing that he has trauma but he says no
Childhood trauma: As someone with trauma in their name you def have trauma Trey
Not normal: Explain
Childhood trauma: 1. You tense up anytime a woman yells at you or kids
Not normal: Anyone would do that
Childhood trauma: 2. Any mention of Riddle's m***er you look like you're going to panic
Not normal: ......How many do you have?
Doll syndrome: YES IDIA WITH THE RECEIPTS
Not normal: I don't like this
Childhood trauma: 3. People pleaser to the MAX but only to some people who fit the criteria
Doll syndrome: Okay now I'm getting nervous how many people did you make lists for??
Childhood trauma: I'll get you later
Doll syndrome: I don't like this anymore😭
Not normal: Not so funny now huh?
Chapter 3: Old Man Vs Even Older Fae
Summary:
Hmm idk if I'll keep writing rn shits going on 😔
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Depression: Who's up
Og survivors guilt: I am!~ >w<
Depression: Disgusting
Og survivors guilt: Rude!!!
Depression: Don't care you're a grown ass fae act like it
Og survivors guilt: Says you :/
Depression: Tf you mean
Og survivors guilt: You're a grown man having fights with literal minors
Depression: And?
Og survivors guilt: It's not fitting of a prince even if it's one of your place
Og survivors guilt: Besides its immature
Depression: At least I can keep what's mine alive
Og survivors guilt:
Og survivors guilt: If someone doesn't come online right now I'm getting a new rug
Og survivors guilt: @Childhood trauma You're up usually get on
Depression: Oi don't drag radish into this she's out with Ruggie and Azul
Og survivors guilt: Then I'm getting a new rug
Chapter 4: Prince Hunter And Posion
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Unseasoned food: @Lonely Rook would like to ask you something
Lonely: Which is?
Has location: Bow or crossbow?
Lonely: Pardon?
Unseasoned food: I believe I might have offended Rook earlier and now this is happening
Has location: Please just answer :)
Lonely: Hmmm I suppose bow as I'm most familiar with them compared to crossbow
Has location: Wonderful!~
Lonely: I assume your answer was crossbow?
Unseasoned food: It was yes
Unseasoned food: I should have expected Rook to be offended by it and go on a rant but in my error I said crossbow
Has location: But it is fine! I understand my fair Vil however bows are better
Lonely: Are they not the same?
Has location:
*Has location Has Gone Offline*
Unseasoned food: Now you've done it good luck Malleus
Lonely: Oh my
Chapter 5: Gender Issues
Summary:
Crowley actually doing stuff for the students my beloved<3
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Childhood trauma: I'm going to cry
Og survivors guilt: Oh?
Has location: Why is that?
Childhood trauma: Gender is ROUGH
Og survivors guilt: Is that so? I find it quite easy for fae but humans are odd with it
Has location: It's unfortunate
Childhood trauma: Like,,,,,wore a skirt today Crowley was more than happy to get me one for when I feel like wearing it but someone had to comment on men not wearing skirts okay buddy not a man rn
Has location: Is that so?
Og survivors guilt: Don't worry Idia we'll deal with it!~ ^w^
Has location: I do remember my first time not wearing my binder at school it was not the best
Og survivors guilt: What happened?
Has location: Not to worry!~ it was dealt with :)
Childhood trauma: Can you still tell us?
Has location: A few comments were made some slurs but before I could do anything another stepped in<3
Og survivors guilt: Was it Vil?
Childhood trauma: Probs kitty cat
Has location: Oui
Og survivors guilt: How nice of him
Og survivors guilt: I had a hard time as well some didn't understand how my pronouns did work and tried guessing 'what I was' it did not end well for them
Childhood trauma: Malleus?
Og survivors guilt: Perhaps
Chapter 6: More Crowley Being Useful
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Not normal: As silly as our headmage is I wouldn't want anyone else as it
Lonely: Oh? What happened?
Not normal: I just watched him politely and calmly ruin Riddle's mother she's now not allowed on campus and as long as Riddle is here can't have access to his records
*Doll syndrome Has Sent A Video*
Doll syndrome: Her face hahaha
Has location: This is wonderful news!
Unseasoned food: It is yes
Depression: Good for that brat maybe now he'll get it together more
Not normal: Riddle is doing his best
Og survivors guilt: Pass our congratulations on to him
Lonely: Yes this is a good thing for Rosehearts
Childhood trauma: Do my family next please [Message Has Been Deleted]
Has location: Perhaps we should get you therapy
Childhood trauma: No