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Minsu was scrolling down Instagram on his bed. Alone, bored, lonely.
He sighed and wanted to put the phone down but was unable to; there was nothing else to do anyway. The boredom was killing him.
As he was swiping down, he stumbled across one of his friend's posts, Nam-gyu's specifically. It was an old one from two months ago.
It was nothing special really, just him holding a gray kitten in his hand with a small smile on his face. It was dark outside, and the only source of light was the streetlamp he was under. Maybe the cat was a stray. Minsu smiled. That's really cute.
He never thought that Nam-gyu would like animals; he seems like the type to hate them.
Minsu clicks on his profile; even though he's seen most of his pictures, he can never get enough of him and his pretty face.
He had a lot of posts; some were from years ago. He's surprisingly really active on social media. Probably because he has to promote the club he works at or something like that.
Speaking of which, most of his posts were taken at the club or outside it. There were tons of pictures of him posing with different people under the neon lights of the club; some were even celebrities.
But, there was one that stood out the most and was in almost all the photos. This guy with purple hair and an obnoxious amount of accessories. Nam-gyu was always glued to him in every picture taken.
It kind of angered Minsu. Why? Even he doesn't know.
There were even pictures of Nam-gyu's everyday life with that guy. Were they friends? Best friends? Boyfriends? Minsu scoffed. Who even is this guy?
One picture really caught Minsu's eye; it was just a regular photo of him in bed, but it wasn't Nam-gyu's bed. Minsu would know since they lived together. As he zooms in on the shoulder that Nam-gyu was leaning on in the picture. He's so sure it's that purple-haired guy's shoulder. It has to be.
Were they actually dating?? But then, why wouldn't Nam-gyu tell Minsu? They were close. Extremely close. They've been friends ever since they were nine years old. Best friends even.
Minsu clicked his tongue and scrunched his nose when he saw another picture of Nam-gyu with that guy again. They were at the club surrounded by a lot of people who posed for the picture.
Everybody was holding a drink in their hand and laughing for the photo—everyone except Nam-gyu and that guy. They didn't seem to know that a picture was even being taken. They were facing each other and staring at each other in a way that disturbed Minsu.
Nam-gyu's eyes were locked on the eyes of the tattooed guy; he had a smile on his face that Minsu rarely saw. The guy was smiling smugly; he had his hand near Nam-gyu's waist and was reaching to put his other hand behind Nam-gyu's head.
"What the fuck…" he muttered under his breath. What does Nam-gyu even see in that guy?
What's so good about him? He doesn't look like Nam-gyu's type at all. Or actually, Minsu didn't know what Nam-gyu's type was, but it definitely wasn't whatever this guy is.
Is it because he's rich? Because he looks rich. Or maybe it's because he's conventionally attractive? Maybe he's funny? Maybe he has a good personality? Maybe he's good in bed?
Eugh. Ew. No. Why would Minsu ever care about what they do in bed together??
He tried his best to remove that thought completely, but it completely backfired because he ended up thinking more about it.
Would Nam-gyu bottom? He sure doesn't look like a top. But he is really rude and stubborn, so there's no way he'd bottom.
"Stop." Minsu huffed as he continued to scroll down Nam-gyu's Instagram to try and think about anything else.
But it just got harder to ignore. He started imagining how Nam-gyu would look in different positions in bed. How he'd look when he's on his back, legs spread, hands next to both sides of his head.
How his face would look when he's enjoying himself—he'd probably be sweaty, blushing, with glossy eyes and an open mouth, or maybe he'd bite his lip shut.
All those weird thoughts made Minsu feel the same way he felt when he'd watch porn.
He could feel his dick pulse in his pants. This was embarrassing. He couldn't get a boner because of this. That's just disgusting and very perverted.
If Nam-gyu knew that Minsu got a boner because of thinking about him, he'd probably strangle Minsu to death.
But maybe Minsu would like that. Maybe he would love for Nam-gyu to wrap his soft but cruel hands around his neck and squeeze.
Maybe Minsu would absolutely love to get degraded by Nam-gyu. Just imagining that voice of his calling Minsu names, insulting him, mocking him...
Minsu's self-control was horrible; he ended up slipping his hand down his pants, wrapping his own hand around his dick. Wishing that it were Nam-gyu's instead.
Oh, how he'd do anything to have that stunning guy underneath him, to hear him cry out Minsu's name; he'd definitely throw in a few insults too.
Minsu began to dryly stroke himself to his own lewd fantasies. "Mmhmm... ohh, Nam-gyu..." He breathed out as he shot his head back and stared at the ceiling.
He picked up the pace of his strokes, fantasizing about Nam-gyu sitting on his lap, grabbing Minsu by the neck as he bites him everywhere, insulting him every chance he gets.
Minsu moans softly and knits his brows together. This was so wrong. This was gross, weird, dirty, and filthy even.
It made him feel awful to imagine one of his closest friends in such vulgar and inappropriate scenarios. But he couldn't help it.
Minsu just wanted this to be over so he could stop feeling so guilty.
But then…
The door of the apartment slammed shut and shook the walls. "SON OF A FUCKING WHORE." A voice yelled.
Minsu knew it was over for him.
He immediately pulls his hand back and covers himself with the sheets of his bed. The loud stomping got closer till the bedroom door opened.
It was Nam-gyu. And he was visibly not just pissed but absolutely livid.
He shot Minsu a glare, and Minsu's heart skipped a beat, both out of love and fear. Minsu had always secretly admired Nam-gyu. Ever since they first met on the playground of their elementary school. Minsu was getting picked on by a gang of kids a few years older than him.
He was curled up in the corner of the classroom, trying to hold back his tears while they threw pencils at him. The teacher was outside the classroom, and it was chaos inside. The other kids were either watching and laughing along or minding their own business.
Except for Nam-gyu. He was the only kid there who didn't think it was funny. Minsu remembers how he confronted the bullies so vividly. Well, it wasn't really a confrontation. He walked up to them, grabbed a kid by his hair, and threw him to the ground. Without a word uttered.
One of the bullies tried to jump in and help, but Nam-gyu was much smarter and more skilled at fighting than they were and ended up giving the other a black eye.
And when they tried to run to the teacher, he menacingly glared them down and said two simple words, "Apologize now."
Which they ended up doing. They were crying and begging Minsu for forgiveness.
Nam-gyu didn't say a word to Minsu; he just walked away while the bullies glared at him.
And obviously Nam-gyu did end up getting in deep shit with the teacher and principal, but he didn't seem to care.
Ever since that day, Minsu was stuck to Nam-gyu as if he were superglued to him.
They never talked much till they went to middle school together, and they ended up bonding more and getting closer. Minsu learned that even though Nam-gyu stood up for him that day, it didn't mean that he was the nicest person ever.
He was really rude and aggressive, and he'd pick on Minsu too. Minsu never really took it to heart because he knew that Nam-gyu never meant it. It was just kind of how he was as a person.
And even though Nam-gyu would bully Minsu, if he saw anybody else even look at Minsu the wrong way, he'd aggressively confront them without a care in the world that he'd get in trouble.
Minsu and Nam-gyu stayed close and went to high school and college together. To say the least, they were inseparable even though they are polar opposites of each other.
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Nam-gyu dove on his bed and screamed into his pillow. Minsu watched from the other side of the room with his beady and hamster-like eyes.
He wanted to ask Nam-gyu what was wrong, but he really couldn't risk him seeing his boner. So he just lay there silently.
Nam-gyu got out of his bed and opened his closet; he took out comfortable striped pajamas to wear instead of the jorts and T-shirt that he was wearing.
"Can you fucking believe that? That ugly fucking man-whore cheated on me?? With a stripper?! And-and…" Nam-gyu stammered, and his eye twitched.
Minsu squeezed his eyes shut and sighed, "W-who cheated on you?"
Nam-gyu turned to Minsu as he took his clothes off. "You know! That guy I told you I was seeing. I think I told you I don't know."
The other guy was not paying attention to what Nam-gyu was saying; he was caught off guard by Nam-gyu's beautiful pale figure.
"Minsu??! I'm talking to you, you fucking dork." He hissed.
Minsu's dick twitched after hearing that insult. He needed more of it so bad. "Sorry… you didn't tell me you were seeing anyone?"
Nam-gyu put the striped pants on. "Whatever, you know now. But that's not the point. "I decided to be nice today and visit him because he used to always complain about how SAD and LONELY he was, like the little bitch that he is," he blabbered in a mocking tone.
Minsu couldn't help but bite his lip; he's so hot when he's angry. The more Minsu gawked at Nam-gyu, the more he felt the need to satisfy himself. He felt like his dick was going to explode if he didn't give it some sort of attention.
But it was risky to do. Especially now because Nam-gyu was right in front of him. Why does shit like this always happen to Minsu?
"And then, I open the door to his bedroom. And there that bastard is, naked in bed with a fucking SLUT. I just don't understand why?? After everything he and I did together, he just cheats on me like I mean nothing to him!" Nam-gyu shouts in frustration.
Minsu's eyes were latched on to the tiny bit of skin that was showing while Nam-gyu buttoned up his shirt.
Nam-gyu rolled his eyes. "Are you even listening to me, Minsu?!"
"A-ah… yes-yes, Nam-gyu. That's awful. I'm sorry that he did that to you." Minsu stuttered as he sat up straight and held his knees to his chest in hopes that his boner wouldn't show.
The other guy looked Minsu up and down. "Why are you acting so weird? Are you hiding something from me?"
"I'm not. I'm just really tired. That's all. I swear."
Nam-gyu sat down on the edge of the bed, squinting his eyes out of suspicion as he glared at Minsu. "You better not be hiding anything from me, Minsu…"
"I-I'm not."
A wicked grin crept on Nam-gyu's face. "Come on… tell me. What is it you're hiding? Did you buy something weird? Did you buy another one of those gooner anime figurines?" He laughed.
Minsu's wall did indeed have shelves with embarrassing collectibles, manga, plushies, and figurines on them. And not just that, but his wall was also covered with posters of all the anime he's watched.
He turned his head, refusing to face Nam-gyu. "No… Just leave me alone."
"Minsu-ya… Come on. Stop hiding whatever it is that you have. Show me; I'm curious." He smirked.
One of the things that Minsu will never understand about Nam-gyu was his horrible and fast mood swings. It really scares the shit out of Minsu.
"I told you. I'm not hiding anything!" He huffed out, frustrated and scared shitless.
Nam-gyu crawls on the bed and sits next to Minsu. "Let me see. I wanna seeeee.."
"Nam-gyu, stop! Just go away!"
Minsu squeezed his thighs shut, which hurt his balls so bad it was pure torture.
Nam-gyu laughed and tried to spread his legs open to see what he was hiding there. But was unable to because of the sheets covering them and also because of how tight Minsu squeezed them together.
"What are you so ashamed of, hm?" Nam-gyu got underneath the sheets and tried to see what Minsu was so afraid of showing.
Minsu wanted to push him away, but he didn't want to hurt him. Not when he was so hostile just a moment ago.
Nam-gyu ended up successfully spreading Minsu's legs open, and Minsu began planning his own funeral.
"AAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHA!!" He shouted as he threw the sheets of the bed aside. "Minsu! You gross perv!! Were you watching porn before I got here?"
Minsu shook his head; his entire face was tomato red, and he tried his best not to look at Nam-gyu.
"Ah, of course. You don't like real porn, right? Only anime porn. You geek…" He giggled and covered his mouth with his hand.
Minsu had a lot to say but couldn't get a word out. His lips dried, and he stayed silent. His knees weren't against his chest anymore; he had dropped them normally because there was no point in hiding anything anymore.
Nam-gyu grinned and sat on Minsu's lap just as a joke, some form of teasing to make Minsu feel even worse. "I'm not making fun of you. I'm just a little shocked. That's all really."
Minsu stared at the wall to his left and sucked his lips in.
"You know, you're actually bigger than I thought you'd be. I thought you'd have a shrimp dick. Turns out—"
Nam-gyu hovers his hand above the bulge in Minsu's pants. "You're not half bad."
Awkward silence...
If it were anyone else, they'd probably stop and leave their horny friend alone, but no. Not Nam-gyu.
The fact that Minsu was horny and rock hard at the moment gave Nam-gyu a devious idea. "Minsu… you're my best friend, you know that, right?"
No answer.
"Can you do me a favor?" Nam-gyu asked as he grabbed Minsu by his chin and forced him to look back at Nam-gyu.
Minsu had a horrible feeling about what Nam-gyu was going to say. "What…?"
"Can you help me get back at my cheating ex?" He pouted and made direct eye contact with Minsu.
Nam-gyu was batting his lashes at Minsu, hoping that he'd say anything back, more specifically, "Yes."
"How exactly?" Minsu acted dumb, like he didn't know what his best friend was referring to.
The guy put his hands on Minsu's shoulders and smiled, "I could help you with your boner, and you can help me by allowing me to record so I can send it to my good-for-nothing piece-of-shit ex."
"Are you implying that we—"
Nam-gyu nodded. "Yup! We've been friends for long enough. This shouldn't affect our friendship, and plus, you'll be helping me out a lot."
This had to be a dream, right? Minsu is probably going to wake up to Nam-gyu yelling at him in a few minutes, right?
"Don't keep me waiting; I know you secretly want this just as much as I do. You bitchless mutt."