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2025-10-11
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2025-11-20
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I Pray to a God named 'Chat'

Summary:

"Can you hear Chat?
Can you feel their love, their annoyance, their pride in you?
Chat can see all of your triumphs and your failures.
Chat will guide you when you are in your darkest moments.
May Chat be with you."

A Church of Chat focused fanfic. Thanks, VCraft Enchanted for this absolute madness.

Chapter 1: Character Guide

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Main Characters:

Shu Yamino = Shu, the Chuuni clergyman (“Brother” + “Sir” by everyone in the Church of Chat, broommaking/witchcraft hobbyist)

Phreid = Father Phreid, the gentle priest of the Church of Chat (has the closest connection to Chat)

Ichika Maia = Bogh, the cute looting/love bug (one of the first followers of the Church of Chat)

Elveira = Sir Eve, the protective knight (mainly pairs with Bogh, also a follower of the Church of Chat)

Mintmai = Minterva, the loving grandma of everyone in New Witchington (fig farmer as a side hustle, a follower of the Church of Chat)

 

Background Characters:

Leo Kuga = L2/Leo, the charismatic guild leader (a member of the Church of Chat)

Lucien Lunaris = L/Lament, the mysterious and the destructive (main antagonist, Roswell’s confidant)

Vox Akuma = Vetruvius II, the “antagonistic” archmage of New Witchington [and Lament]  (Vetruvius I’s and Willerton’s son)

Kaelix Debonair = Kalvin, the inquisitive wanderer 

Crimzon Ruze = Clifford Rolexus, the ex-witchhunter and mayor of New Witchington

Nayuta Umbrage = Yuta, the dutiful mage (a member of the People of Letters)

Sonny Brisko = (he's) The Sheriff (you see)

Luca Kaneshiro = Zaddy/Christopher/Mark, the speedy engineer

Elira Pendora = Aulira, the corrupted paladin (member of the House of Yuri)

Namiji Freesi = Lady Nyxara, the ruthless head of the House of Yuri

Camila = Crimp, the chaotic Imp (owner of THE CIRCUS)

Nana Asteria = Nabubu, the sweet hydro-mage (Vetruvius II’s first apprentice)

Yu Q. Wilson = Willerton, the NEET beast tamer (leader of Neobeasts, Vetruvius I’s wife - Vetruvius II’s mother despite his vehement denial)

Zeal Ginjoka = Zealand, the ex-battlemage/father of everyone in New Witchington (owner of Egg Tart the Raccoon)

Rosco Graves = Roswell, the shunned outsider (L’s confidant, Vetruvius II’s initial nemesis)

Vezalius Bandage = Zali Breadwinner, the emerald hungry baker

Omi VT = Omi Omoss, the rookie engineer (guided by Zaddy himself)

Lan Philia = Lanp, the sentimental painter (a member of the House of Yuri)

Uki Violeta = Violet, the quiet Sage

Roy Chiato = Royale, the wannabe hero from Flexington 

Gale Galleon = Gust Gustavo/Gale, the right hand dog man of Clifford Rolexus

Malim Cendari = Malim, the warm neighbor (owner of the Seaside Cafe)

Nemurin Kurosagi = Darkness, the witch Habringer of the Abyss (an avid crow collector)

Hazumi Eileen = Miss Eileen, the spunky tavern owner of the Lion's Den

Riko Solari = Rosie, the competitive baker (Breadwinner's rival)

 

Notes:

Clarifications:
1) SPOILERS for the Church of Chat's side of this gigantic RP, along with other major events and characters
2) Shu Yamino's POV is the one that I had actively and excitedly followed, so, it is the one I am going with but still expect some creative liberties and such because I am not him, therefore, I am trying my hardest to characterize Father Shu and the others myself.
3) DESPITE only going through his POV to completion, I am still aware of the other storylines and characters thanks to clips and the VCraft Enchanted TV Tropes guide. They won't be 100% of the focus, but they are still important enough to warrant awareness.
3.5) Some characters/streamers were more one-off's and minor to the Church of Chat side of things, so their exclusion is not done out of hate but out of the context that they are doing their own thing!
4) No personal shipping happening here, but there is some implied/invoked yaoi. You know who and why.
5) This is all fantasy driven and an RP, not exactly real life even if it is also taking inspiration from it, specific heavy topics will be explored with this in mind!