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We admit that in the past we’ve been a nasty
They weren’t kidding when they called us kinda strange
But you’ll find that nowadays
We won’t mend our ways
Unrelenting, we won’t make a change
And we fortunately share a secret
It’s a talent that we have always possessed
And dear user, beware our laugh
We use it on the behalf
of the innocent, the quiet, and impressionable (we find you)
Poor unfortunate souls
In pain
In need
This one wants to have a nice chat
That one wants to watch Ewe draw in peace
Do we appease them?
No, indeed!
Those poor unfortunate souls
We talk
About porn
They come flocking to us pleading
“Will you stop that, pretty please?”
And we ignore them?
Yes we do!
A lot of us here don’t like a lot of sweet talk
We think a lot of fluff is a bore
Yes we know it’s preferred for innocent users to be unaware
And after all, what is sweet talk for?
We’re not all that satisfied with cutesy romance
Most of us avoid it at some times
So you can dote, swoon, and fawn
On livestreams with fluff aplenty
While the rest of us talk about our porn
Poor unfortunate souls!
Go ahead!
Make your pleas!
We’re very perverted people and love to be filthy
To join us won’t cost much
Just your sanity!
Those poor unfortunate souls
We talk
About porn
If you want to cross our bridge, our sweets
Take a gulp
Take a breath
Go ahead
Enter the madness
Livestream users
Now we’ve got them, ladies
We’re on a roll
You poor unfortunate souls
In pain
In need
This one longing to have a nice chat
That one wants to watch Ewe draw in peace
And do we appease them?
No, indeed!
Those poor unfortunate souls
We talk
About porn
They come flocking to us pleading
“Will you stop that, pretty please?”
And we ignore them?
Yes, indeed!
Those poor unfortunate souls!