What Happened to Stella Kowalski??

by BardicRaven

Summary:

A filk for the story 'The Burden of Prejudice' about Stella Kowalski - her death, life, and the case that surrounded them both.

Notes:

• For wicked3659.
• Inspired by The Burden of Prejudice by wicked3659

This song is sung to the tune of the halyard shanty 'Alabama John Cherokee'.

Here's a link to a video of the original shanty.

https://youtu.be/qAChROqAFgM?si=ZHOk0Ld9uqNY3B3v

TW for the video: period-typical racism, mentions of slavery and mistreatment of the enslaved

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Well, this is a tale of how it can go

What happened to Stella Kowalski??

When you're an ASA from Chicago.

What happened to Stella Kowalski??

CHORUS

Waayy haay oh, what happened to Stella Kowalski??

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She was working on a case, full of dread.

What happened to Stella Kowalski??

She was working on a case and she ended up dead.

What happened to Stella Kowalski??

CHORUS

Waayy haay oh, what happened to Stella Kowalski??

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Well, she ended up dead, but she didn't stay there.

What happened to Stella Kowalski??

She ended up back in Ray K’s hair.

What happened to Stella Kowalski??

CHORUS

Waayy haay oh, what happened to Ray's Stella Kowalski??

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She came to his place and knocked on his door.

What happened to Stella Kowalski??

Help from her ex, she did implore.

What happened to Stella Kowalski??

CHORUS

Waayy haay oh, what happened to Stella Kowalski??

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Ray said he'd help, but he had a case.

What happened to Stella Kowalski??

Of Ray Vecchio, there'd been a trace.

What happened to Stella Kowalski??

CHORUS

Waayy haay oh, what happened to Stella Kowalski??

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Now to find the truth, he had to go 

What happened to Stella Kowalski??

Up to far North Canada’s snow ❄️ 

What happened to Stella Kowalski??

CHORUS

Waayy haay oh, what happened to Stella Kowalski??

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He told her to stay and just sit tight 

What happened to Stella Kowalski??

And he'd come back, make everything right.

What happened to Stella Kowalski??

CHORUS

Waayy haay oh, what happened to Ray's Stella Kowalski??

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Well, of course she didn't do that simple ask.

What happened to Stella Kowalski??

Instead she went and found herself a different task.

What happened to Stella Kowalski??

CHORUS

Waayy haay oh, what happened to Stella Kowalski??

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While Ray was up in Canada far

What happened to Stella Kowalski??

Stella, she did raise the bar.

What happened to Stella Kowalski??

CHORUS

Waayy haay oh, what happened to Stella Kowalski??

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While Ray found a Ray amid Canada's snow 

What happened to Stella Kowalski??

Stella found Frannie and they did go.

What happened to Stella Kowalski??

CHORUS

Waayy haay oh, what happened to Stella Kowalski??

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Ray found a Ray and a Wendigo.

What happened to Stella Kowalski??

Then the truth of the case they began to know.

What happened to Stella Kowalski??

CHORUS

Waayy haay oh, what happened to Stella Kowalski?

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After a quick flight back and a thrilling chase

What happened to Stella Kowalski??

And a rescue, they did solve the case.

What happened to Stella Kowalski??

CHORUS

Waayy haay oh, what happened to Stella Kowalski?

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Now Others can breathe a little more free.

What happened to Stella Kowalski??

And now a full SA does Stella be.

What happened to Stella Kowalski??

CHORUS

Waayy haay oh, what happened to Stella Kowalski?

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