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Today is the day of Thanksgiving turkey yummy turkey.
besides... today servant #5 and #13 is gonna plan something about Thanksgiving, they're all gonna feast a banquet together in the big dinner table, wow such a big family of 16! BUT where are they gonna get the wild turkey? like and subscribe, and let me know in the comments down below
Servant #5 goes to Servant #2, they asked... "Hey #2, #13 and I gonna plan out the thanksgiving feast, Is there turkeys on our place?"
#2 thinks....then they answered "Approximately there is 0 turkeys on around the volcano chasm for I have seen, I assume there would be some turkeys around outside the volcano chasm, such as grassy la-"
"Alright thanks, great idea." intentionally cuts their speech off then #5 walks away from them.
"Hey... I am NOT DONE TALKING! COMEBACK HERE!" they shouted angrily at them in a distance, watching #5 as they walk away from them.
"Ahh well I guess... I should have told them about the evil red turkey, that they should be aware of." they murmured under their breath.
Servant #5 have returned to servant #13, #5 says "#2 told me that there's a turkey somewhere in grassy lands."
"Woah, let's go get that turkey on the grassy lands" #13 replied to them in excitement. they gather hunting weapons to hunt dat turkey, then two of them went to the grassy lands, it's literally right above near volcano chasm of course.
They have arrived on the grassy lands, one of them starts to seek out where the turkey is, "#13, have you seen the turkey?" #5 asked to #13, wondering they have been searching for it for a while, there were no chances until.
#13 quickly said "hey... look over there" they pointed out the suspiciously shaped turkey animal behind the bush.
#5 held the hunting weapons tightly on their hands "Gasp!!!! let's catch the turkey! 3 2 1 AMBUSH!"
but... suddenly the turkey isn't just the ordinary turkey... it was the EVIL RED TURKEY they saw... Evil red turkey heard them used their skillful survival instincts, IT DODGED THEIR SURPRISE ATTACK!
"What, how did this turkey dodged!?!" #5 exclaimed, they were surprised and confused at the same time.
#13 observed the evil red turkey's characteristics closely, "Wait this turkey looks red and evil" they described, the EVIL RED TURKEY IS EVIL!!!!????! #shocking.
"What does that mean, #13?!?" #5 yelled in confusion.
"The turkey... is Evil we must run, #5... before it KILL US ALL!!!" #13 urgently shouted.
"But the thanksgiving-"
"There's NO TIME, #5! WE MUST RUN!!!!" But unfortunately there was... a friggin wall of dirt behind them.
The EVIL RED TURKEY walks towards to them with a very strong sense red aura of EVILNESS surrounds it, oh how omnious this animal, this stupid thang killed many lives how evil and red they are...
Now both of them is gonna be doomed... goodbye cruel Igneous nation... tell my wife... I died.
But unexpectedly Evil red turkey gets crushed by a somebody's hammer, since the turkey wasn't able to hear the sneaking footsteps behind itself, golly I wonder whose hammer this is...
"Wait, oh my god... it's you!!!" #5 screamed in surprise..... the person who saved them was.......
May.
ALL MAY FANS(Euno and Liv) PROUDLY CHEERS IN HAPPINESS FOR HIS APPEARANCE, THEY ALL SCREAM LOUDLY AND THROWS POPCORNS EVERYWHERE.
"May! you saved us...! I thought we're all gonna die!" sobbingly whined #13 and hugged May.
"UH YEAH, I SAVED yA'LL, ....I GUESS..." tries to push #13 away from him, he doesn't seem to fond of physical touch.
"UMMMM WELL HERE'S... THE... tURKEY..." anxiously grabs the big ass hammer from the dead turkey on the ground splattered blood. Oh dear it's flat.
#13 and #5 looked at the flat dead evil turkey on the ground bleeding.
"I HAVE TO GO... NOW... BYE." He waved, walking away from them until.
"Wait!!!" #5 grabbed May's arm, he hesitated.
"So May... would you liked to be invited-"
"NO." he declined before #5 can even finish their sentence.
"But-"
"I DON'T WANT TO MEET hIM." As he repeated, he declined this offer.
"Oh Alright... then." #13 sighs, "Let's go #5" they added.
three of them waved goodbyes.
Taking the friggin flat red turkey to home.
Today... they have finally prepared the FEAST, all of the servants and LORH IGNITE !!!!!??!!!!! are now sat on the dinner table waiting for turkehhh, but the turkey was still preparing.
Until ding ding yay turkey is well cooked flat on the kitchen, finally putting at the plate, #5 grabbed the plate and walk towards the dinner table.
But suddenly #5 slipped.
they dropped the turkey... on the ground...
Audience SHOCK.
"Oh noe" #5 gasped.
Lord Ignite walks towards the dropped flat turkey on the ground.
"Oh no.... My lord I CAN CLEAN THIS, I SWEAR!!!" #5 begged miserably
"EHHH I DONT LIKE TURKEYS ANYWAYS," Lord Ignite shrugged it off and went to the kitchen to get fish crackers instead of turkeys.
"Oh."
meanwhile on the outpost, May is sitting on the bench tasting the cooked piece of the flat red turkey, that #5 gave it to him. "THIS TASTE SHIT" he thought on his mind