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Shishikura and Yokoi were chatting, rather happily. But then, suddenly Matthias tackled Yokoi! "Apologize for your bad deeds, Ruka." he said! "G-god...Fuck.." Ruka winced in pain. "Wh- Huh.. What's with all the pain..I-I'm sorry... God..I'm so sorry... I- Brooklyn Moore wrote me to– I couldn't stop it– I– She made me steal Youhei's insulin!!" Yokoi exclaimed, loudly!
"I see..We're all victims of con babbitt..." Matthias was deep in thought. "R-right..." Ruka said, quietly, standing up. "I forgive ya, Ruka." Ninomiya is also there. Matthias and Ruka shook hands, finding new solidarity in the fact that their characters were assassinated by Brooklovyn Grooming Moore Disabled Children. Shishikura, seeing this, put his hand on top of theirs. "A-ah! Include me too! I was brutalized for her sick fetish!"
Hearing that, Matthias looked up, and looked into Shishikura's eyes. He put his hands on his shoulders, and kissed him. Ruka took inspiration from this, and kissed Denden, Maekawa, Nishiguchi, Kumada, Ouno, Isoda, and Ogura.
And they lived happily ever after, in a von babbitt free world.