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Chapter 1
Germany 1942
Dr. Abraham Heinrich Erskine, a Jewish wizard who had hidden his heritage for decades, was dreading this day for years when Johann Schmidt had gotten his grubby little hands on the Serum. He needed to leave Germany. No Europe altogether. He began to pack his journals. His wife had given two beautiful gift before she died two beautiful daughters one by the name of Amelie who had moved to Britain before this madness began. He needed to take all of the journals to her; he had already memorized them all.
Dr. Erskine had made his way out of Germany in the cover of night hitching a ride on a ferry to Britain. He had passed through customs easily. He found a bus heading to Cokeworth where his daughter was currently living with her husband, Major Hawthorne Robert Evans. Amelie Evans was a devoted housewife and loving mother.
“Amelie, can we talk?” Dr. Erskine asked as he was let in by his daughter. “I’m leaving Europe. I'm not asking you to come with me but I am asking you to keep these safe.”
“Papa, are you sure?” Amelie asked as Dr. Erskine handed his journals to his daughter.
“Yes Amalie I am, this may be the last time I see you take care.” Dr. Erskine said as he left with tears in his eyes.
September 6th 2001 Godric’s Hollow cabin
James Fleamont Potter had stayed up all night with Harry who was sick. Harry laid against James' chest as he walked into the potions room in the basement of the cabin. Lily had been using the potion ingredients and the chemicals that Sirius had gotten them to try and recreate something in journals she had found in her grandma's house after her parents died to a death eater attack.
“Babe you good?” James asked as he looked at the suspiciously clear liquid in the beaker.
“I did it! I recreated the super soldier serum so we can give it to Harry to protect him.” Lily said, smiling as she grabbed her baby boy who nuzzled into her chest. “We can save him.”
“It seems like something is missing.” James said as he looked into the journals luckily his German wasn't as rusty as he thought. “What are Vita rays?”
“Just pure life energy, why?” Lily said.
“Life energy? I mean there are several rituals that can do that and well the Potter family war ritual is one.” James said as he looked at Lily as Sirius walked in holding a canvas bag full of various animal parts.
“Did someone say they wanted to do a ritual?” Sirius said as he smiled a semi crazed look in his eye.
“Yeah Pads, can you set up the sitting room to do a ritual? I'll be back. I need to go get some things from the Potter vault.” James said.
“Yeah yeah yeah.” Sirius said as he waved him off before he began to set up the sitting room.
“Wait what's going on?” Lily asked as James kissed her and left.
“We have a sure fire way to get the necessary energy needed for the serum but it won't have any external signs until he is maybe 14 his magic will automatically seal it away to protect itself until his body can withstand the pressure of the changes.” Sirius said as he pulled out a piece of chalk and began to draw a circle on the floor of the sitting room.
Spiritual world
Death was presenting as her usual self a curvaceous woman dressed in black with skeletal features. She was in search of someone to ask a favor of.
“My lady, what are you doing here?” The Goddess of panthers asked as she made herself known.
“I need a favor, My Chosen’s parents are trying to protect their child from a mad man that will try to kill him. I need one of your sacred Purple heart herbs and I'm return I offer an olive branch to you. Someone of your choice can marry him.” Death said flatly.
“Hmm why should I let you have one of my herbs?” Bast asked.
“Because he's a Potter.” Death said as if that made everything clearer.
“You lucky bitch.” Bast huffed Potter’s have always been her second favorite family as they had made a temple to her and Death under their ancestral home all the way back when Hardwin Potter and Phaethon Black made their way to Africa in 1512.
“Hey Hardwin married my favored family's only living descendant that's not a homicidal maniac.” Death said as she checked her hip.
“Fine fine… there is Shuri. She's three now.” Bast said.
“Nice age range. Anansi is giving me one of his spiders because I did him a favor in 1914.” Death said. “Now if Agamotto can just go get his Descendant from another universe and her girlfriend we will be in business.”
“Wait, why are you building this boy a harem?” Bast asked.
“His mother was the chosen host for the Phoenix Force before Charles Xavier locked it in a nine year old a few days ago.” Death said.
“Fuck.” Bast said. “Are you really trusting the spider trickster with this?”
“Well if he doesn't the next time his avatar dies it will be permanent.” Death said.
“Ah fair.” Bast said.
“Oh my dear sister I see you have gotten approached by the Grim Lady as well. I got the Amazing 8 to move to this universe including Miles and Gwen of that universe so they can train this universe’s version of themselves with Peter's help.” Anansi said smiling. “They have two year old twins.”
“How did you get the most successful version of your avatar to move universes?” Death asked.
“I promised you one of my spiderlings I got you one of my spiderlings.” Anansi said, shrugging.
“You are insane.” Bast said.
“Oh you used to love my stories.” Anansi said.
“That is enough, you two I need to go to the Savage Land to collect the favor Kravinoff owes me oh and Bast have your Panthers build a suit for my Harry please he's such a soft soul.” Death said as she left. “I'll come back later for the herb.”
Savage Land
Death looked at Kraven the Hunter and sighed. The once mighty hunter looked tired like he wanted to end it.
“Sergei Kravinoff, you owe me a Debt.” Death said coldly.
“Will I finally be able to Die?” Sergei asked sadly.
“Your Daughter and Clone, I want them.” Death said.
“You want all three of our Deaths?” Sergei asked.
“No, my Chosen needs mates that can survive him.” Death said. “He's a Potter, he's the descendant of Morrigan, and his mother had a connection with the Phoenix.”
“Shit.” Sergei said, astonished.
“In 20 years you will finally die the death you deserve if you raise your Daughter and Clone. I have pulled some strings and your clone will be born as your Daughter’s twin if you go home and sleep with your wife.” Death said as Sergei stood up.
“Sorry but I must go to my wife.” Sergei said as he left.
“That was easy.” Death said as he watched the man jump into a private jet and fly off. Death left.
Godric's Hollow cabin
James came back with a bag filled with his family's war ritual, one that was gifted by the Morrigan to the Potter family. “Alright Sirius!” James said as he saw the incubus blood dementor’s cloak and Grimm saliva they seemingly had the same idea as James began to prepare the ingredients for his family's ritual weaving the feathers with Dragon heartstrings that Sirius had tossed him.
New York
Death watched as Agamotto appeared with three babes floating beside him.
“I decided to go pick up a child that didn't deserve to be turned into a government toy.” Agamotto said as he turned to Death. “Aunt.”
“Nephew. Kendall Logan, Sarah Rogers, and Laura McKinney I see you took initiative though how will Wolverine react when he sees two girls he didn't remember conceiving.” Death said.
“Hmm oh fair but I'll explain everything.” Agamotto said as he and death walked to the door of the X manor.
“How do you expect to explain this?” Death asked as she played with the children.
“Telling them the truth their universe was collapsing and their version of Agamotto came to me and begged me to take these two.” Agamotto said as he walked forward.
They knocked on the door. A beautiful dark skinned woman with white hair and blue eyes dressed in a T-shirt and low-rise jeans.
“Hmm Ororo Munroe I am Agamotto your Ancestor, this is Lady Death. I am here because a version of me from another universe asked me to bring these children here to you.” Agamotto said as he showed Storm the three one year olds. Storm immediately grabbed the girl that was obviously hers.
“Oh she’s Beautiful.” Ororo said. Logan walked up behind her as she hadn’t moved from her spot at the door.
“You oka— well damn.” Logan said as he saw the baby in her arms and the two beings at the door. He sniffed the air once and nearly growled.
“The one in your hands Ororo is your and Logan’s child from that universe. This is a child born to a scientist with the weapon x program in this universe. I didn’t want her to experience the program in this universe.” Agamotto said as Logan took hold of the child from this universe.
“What’s the name the other me gave this beautiful child?” Ororo asked.
“Kendall Logan.” Death said.
“This is Sarah Rogers, the daughter of Captain America and a version of Rogue that was taken over by a version of Carol Danvers.” Agamotto said as Rouge popped her head out behind Logan.
“Steve is still alive?” Logan asked.
“Yes he is though we cannot tell you where he is but you will see him again in 3 years from this date.” Death said.
“Gambit baby can you come take up the baby?” Rogue said to her lover as the prince of the bayou came to take the baby from Agamotto.
“Cher, we will find a way for you to have a child of your own.” Gambit said in his thick creole accent as he held Sarah.
“I’ll give you a hint if you view yourself as a soul sucking monster that is what you will be.” Death said. “We must go.”
“Yes we must.” Agamotto said as they left.
Spirit World
Death reappeared in front of Bast. She sighed as she began to laugh.
“I’m back for the herb.” Death said as Bast handed over the herb.
“You must feed it to him yourself.” Bast said before Death left.
Potter cottage Godric’s Hollow
Death appeared in the currently paused Potter cottage next to Lily Potter, a sippy cup of purple heart herb infused juice in her hand. Death took Harry from his mother and sat down in a rocking chair in the library before time began to play again.
She began to sing a russian lullaby by the name of Bayu Bayushki Bayu.
“Where’s Harry? He was just in my arms!” Lily exclaimed.
“Bayu Bayushki Bayu Do not lie down near the edge of the bed. The grey wolf will come and grab you by your tiny side. He'll grab you by your tiny side.” Death began to sing.
“Wait, do you hear that?” Sirius said.
“The library.” James said as he and Sirius ran to the library.
“And drag you to the forest. Drag you to the forest. Down under a willow shrub. Don't come round, wolfie, don't wake up our Masha. Bayu Bayushki Bayu Do not lie down near the edge of the bed. The grey wolfie will come. He'll grab you by your tiny side And drag you to the forest. Drag you to the forest. Down under a raspberry bush.” Death continued as she gave Harry the bottle which he drank down greedily.
James and Sirius got to the library to find an elderly woman holding Harry and singing as Harry drank the glowing purple juice. They couldn’t move; it felt like they were being held in place by an unseen force.
“And then one raspberry will fall down. Right into Katenka's mouth. Bayu Bayushki Bayu Do not lie down near the edge of the bed. The grey wolf will come. He'll grab you by your tiny side and drag you to the forest. Drag you to the forest. Down under an aspen tree. Don't come round, wolfie, don't wake up our Masha. Bayu Bayushki Bayu.” Death continued.
“Don’t hurt him please.” James begged. Death looked at the two men and the moonlight revealed her pure black eyes.
“Do not lie down near the edge of the bed. The grey wolfie will come. He'll grab you by your tiny side And drag you to the forest. And drag you to the forest where Nana lives and bakes buns, And sells them to the little ones, and Vanusha gets them free of charge.” Death sang ignoring James and Sirius.
“Who are you?” James asked.
“The one that gave your ancestor that cloak.” Death said as she handed a now sleeping Harry to James. “Do what you were going to do, he'll sleep for the rest of the night.”
“You’re Death?” James asked. Death patted James’ cheek sadly. Sirius looked shocked.
“Yes I am oh James Potter I beg you do not run from me when it is your time.” Death said sadly as she rubbed away the tear on James' face.
“What's going to happen?” James asked.
“I cannot say.” Death said sadly as he looked at the men sadly. “Go back to what you were planning for Harry. He'll need it to do what needs to be done.”
With that Death disappeared she had given the invisibility cloak a new round of enchantments giving It the ability to change its shape and making it impervious to outside meddling like putting tracking charms and other charms on it.
“James, where are you?” Lily’s panicked voice called out. James and Sirius walked to the main room and handed Harry to Lily.
“He's asleep.” Sirius said.
“Lils please don't be alarmed. Do you remember the story I told you about my invisibility cloak?” James said.
“Death gave it to your family after they bested him.” Lily said.
“Her.” James corrected. “Death is a woman.”
“Death was holding Harry?” Lily said scared.
“He's fine.” James said, hugging Lily. “Siri what more do you think we need to do to prepare?”
“We need to paint runes on Harry with the blood and saliva mixture we should mix in the serum with it.” Sirius said as he continued to mix up the mixture so it doesn't coagulate. He had mixed Salamander blood, blood of the white stag, Re'em blood, Selkie Blood, Gargoyle blood and Grimm saliva.
James went to retrieve the serum’s cauldron. They didn't know how much of the serum they needed. Sirius used a small cup full, probably using more than he needed. Lily laid Harry down on a table that James put in the middle of the ritual circle. Sirius used the Phoenix, Pegasus, Aethonian, Abraxian, and Granian feather and Hebridean Black, and Antipodean Opaleye dragon heartstring brush James made to paint the runes needed in Harry's unconscious form.
“It's almost 3am.” James said as he looked at the pocket watch his Father had left him.
“Good let's begin.” Sirius said as he placed the items around the circle with James' help. The tongue of a Basilisk, the voice box of a Raiju, the golden Ichor of Gilgamesh, the pelt of a Nemean lion, the skull of the Dire Wolf, and the scales of a named dragon whose name was lost to history.
“Why didn't we pour the Ichor into the blood mixture?” Sirius said.
“Because any blood that touches the Ichor becomes Ichor.” James said.
“Wait, really?” Sirius asked, confused.
“Yes.” James said as he placed Harry on the Nemean lion pelt like it was a bed mat.
“Let’s begin.” Sirius said as he and James began chanting. The Runes began to glow as the items surrounding Harry and the brush used to apply the rune started to turn into golden dust that began to cover him from head to toe. The golden dust began to glow as it began to seep into his pores.
“It’s done.” James said as picked up Harry. “Lils send the journals with Padfoot to take them to Gringotts; they need to be protected.”
“Y-yeah you’re right.” Lily said.
Timeskip November 12th 2013
Harry Potter was taller than his fellow 4th years, being as tall as the usual 6th year. He was dressed in what's supposed to be a rather baggy shirt that is almost pulled tight over the beginnings of a sculpted physique, a pair of black trousers, and a pair of trainers. He looked like every 14 year old girl's secret wet dream. When he burst from the champions tent to see his foe a Hungarian Horntail. Harry landed in the arena seeing the dragon, a switch in his body seemed to flip to a more animalistic setting, A sound like pure thunder ripped through his throat while he ran at the dragon at full speed. The dragon breathed fire out at Harry who just ran through it though his shirt was burned off leaving his torso showing the scar from the basilisk fang on his upper shoulder just before he punched the dragon shutting the dragon's mouth before he pried the dragon away from the eggs and grabbed the gilded egg.
"Some idiots put this in with your damn eggs." Harry said before leaving the ring. The entire ring was shocked at his display of strength and his innate fire proofing.
"Well that was definitely a show." Bagman said before the entire stands burst out in cheers.
Harry groaned as he laid down in the only open bed in the medical tent. "Ow." Harry groaned out as he laid there. "I feel like I need to sleep in ice."
"What's with you?" Cedric asked.
"I don't know, I feel like my damn head is going to explode." Harry said.
"Harry, where's your shirt?" Cedric asked, confused.
"Got burnt off." Harry said as Pomfrey walked over.
"The idiot didn't dodge the dragon's fire and punched a fucking dragon." Pomfrey said, raising her voice.
"The fuck!?" The two male competitors were shocked.
"I find that hard to believe." Fleur said as Hermione burst into the tent shaking off her hand.
"Believe it. Ronald just called you an inhumane freak." Hermione said.
"I didn't know Ron was a Xenophobic bigot." Harry said.
"He tried hitting on me..." Fleur said. "Saying something about how a real wizard treats a woman."
"Neat." Harry said as he stood up followed by the two other male competitors. "You two lay back down, I got this."
"Nope we are there so you don't go too far." Cedric said.
"Hey mate..." Ron said with a rather black eye as he walked in. "I wanted too...."
Ron didn't even finish as Harry punched out his other eye. "Shut up you fucking bigot." Harry said. "Don't you dare you try speaking to me again."
"Woah woah. Harry we got this Big man." Fred said from the door before he and George flanked Ron.
"Forge should we show Ronnie here something about our family?" George said as the twins carried out Ron.
"Definitely Gred." Fred said as a sinister grin spread across the twins faces.
Ron whimpers. "Percy help!" Ron said looking at whom he thought was their immediate older brother talking to Angela and Kate.
"No." Fred's or George's voice said from the person.
"Wha..." Ron said, shocked as the twins marched him over to Charlie Weasley's oddly warm tent near the Dragon pins. Bill, Charlie, and Percy were sitting there, Charlie's shirt being off showing a rather scaly torso with runic scaring.
"What did the dipshit do now?" Percy said not in his usual prim and proper accent it was more of a Southern British that's reminiscent of John Constantine.
"The Depressed one is out, phenomenal." Fred said deadpanned.
"Bugger off Forge." Percy said as he held up a bottle of Glenfiddich that he poured down his throat.
"Still depressed over that 'fight' you had." George said.
"Yeah I can't believe I had to set the cover story like that." Percy said.
"What's a cover story and why are you talking like that?" Ron
"Fuck off Ronnie." Percy said.
"Apparently Ron decided to spout bullshit." Fred or was it George that said it.
Medical tent
Poppy sighed as she looked at Harry's medical file to see that he didn't get any known Illness not even a fucking cold. It seems that she needs to call in that annoying twit Fury.
"Might as well look at everyone else's medical files to see if there's any other enhanced." Pomfrey said not liking the fact she's having to call her official supervisor in Shield. She found two other students in fourth year that had a surprising lack of Human illnesses and both in Gryffindor.
"Um Madame Pomfrey." Harry said.
"Yes Mr. Potter?" Pomfrey said as she looked up to see Harry and Hermione standing next to each other.
"Do you want us to go grab Neville because you mumbled something about him." Harry said.
"Yes that would be wonderful, but Ms. Granger do you remember ever getting sick in any way?" Poppy asked.
"No, not really." Hermione said as the Weasley's dragged an unconscious Ron inside the tent.
"Hmm... Alright I want to see the three of you in the Medical Ward in the morning." Poppy said as the two teens left to get something to eat and go to sleep.
"Sorry we got carried away." Bill said as he kicked Ron's bed.
The next day Medical Ward
Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, and Neville Longbottom were standing in the Medical Ward when Madame Pomfrey walked in followed by a rather pissed off Black man dressed in a black form fitting suit and a long coat. "Nicholas, these are the children I mentioned." Pomfrey said.
"You three will call me Fury." Nick said as he looked over the three as Seamus Finnegan walked in all the swagger of a slightly less intoxicated Tony Stark followed by Dean Thomas looking around confused.
"So who's the pirate?" Seamus asked in a Scottish Brogue.
"Not now Stark." Nick said not even looking at Seamus.
"First of all winter isn't coming, Secondly I'm Better looking than that prick." Seamus said.
"Absolutely not." Nick said as he looked at Pomfrey pointing at Seamus.
"I'd like you to try and get him to leave." Pomfrey said.
"Alright, alright I'll leave." Seamus said gesturing vaguely with his hand as 14 consecutive poofs of feathers and the faintest whiff of something having been burnt started to fill the matron's domain. "Ach!"
Pomfrey in response to Seamus' outburst pointed to a wall with a jar that seemed half full of knuts. "You know the drill Mr. Finnegan." Poppy said as Seamus groaned as he put a knut in the jar before leaving with Dean Thomas.
"Now Pomfrey these kids need training." Nick said.
"Oh dear do you want me to train them or do you want to provide your team of lapdogs." Pomfrey said.
"They are out of my control." Nick said.
"We both know that the team needs to go on a team building exercise." Pomfrey said.
"I'll see what I can do." Nick said before leaving.
"Now from now on you three I want to meet you three at 5am at the border of the forbidden forest." Pomfrey said as Percy Weasley walked in.
"Poppy, you look lovely as always." Percy said still in his southern London accent.
"Alright now, give the wheel back over to the smart one." Pomfrey said.
"Ugh do I have too." Percy said.
"Yes." Pomfrey said.
"Fine...." Percy said as he straightened out and then in his usual accent "Sorry About that."
"No problem Mr. Weasley. These three are the new recruits for Shield." Pomfrey said.
"Hmm I would prefer to have waited for at least two more of them but that's fine." Percy said. "5 am at the forbidden forest I know I know."
"Good." Pomfrey said.
O4:30 the next morning
The three teens were waiting for the matron at the edge of the forest. Harry was dressed in a pair of black athletic shorts and a t-shirt he had bought before he had left for the Weasley's. Hermione was dressed in a pair of leggings and a tank top. Neville was wearing a sweat suit. "My my, you three are early." Pomfrey said as she walked up.
"So what do you want us to do?" Harry asked.
"Right now run until you get tired." Pomfrey said.
"Um really?" Harry said.
"At full speed." Pomfrey said.
"Ok." Harry said as before the three took off at full speed. Harry was a few feet ahead of Neville as he was a few feet ahead of Hermione. Harry was also gaining speed and didn't seem to be slowing down.
"Fucking hell." Percy said as he watched this. "This might just be a warm up for Potter."
"He's augmented beyond the Serum." Poppy said.
"That's a shocker. We don't even know how the serum works to the extent it does." Percy said.
"He's not slowing down anytime soon." Poppy said as Neville tripped and landed face first at her feet.
"Clumsy... Has the stamina and not much else." Percy said as looked down at Neville.
"Hermione has held back for far too long." Poppy said as Hermione sat down after about an hour. Harry Potter was still running.
"She doesn't realize that she can let loose." Percy said as he sent a few stunners at Harry.
"What are you doing?" Hermione asked incredulously.
"Making it harder for him." Percy said.
Harry dodged several more before a rather angry McGonagall walked over before seeing the massive jet-like thing that landed behind her quietly letting out a three man group before leaving. There were two men and a woman.
"Poppy what do you think you are doing?!" McGonagall asked.
"There is evidence to suggest that Harry has been affected by a super soldier serum." Pomfrey said. "We are testing to what extent."
"Definitely More than me." A male voice said this male had on a red white and blue suit blonde hair and deep blue eyes he looked to be in his late twenties.
"Hermione, if you don't get up and run I'll deduct 40 points for every hour Harry runs." Pomfrey said before Hermione got up and ran after Harry not wanting to be deducted any points.
"And the pudgy kid?" A man with a bow and arrow asked. He had dark brown hair and Hazel eyes.
"He has the least amount of physical enhancement but his magical core is nearly three times that of a fourteen year old and not even near his." Percy said, pointing to Harry as he ran. "Definitely needs something to use other than his father's wand."
"Who are these people!?" McGonagall said.
"Prometheus." The red headed woman dressed in black leather said.
"Miss. Spider. There is a shipment of the usual in the morning." Percy said.
"Thank you but that girl she's been trained as a widow but by who I don't know." Natasha said.
"Maybe her mother." Percy said. "Diana Granger Nee Gregorivitch."
"It is impossible all Black Widows had their reproductive organs removed before gaining the formula." Natasha said.
"Maybe they forgot one?" Percy said. "Or they tried it one way before doing another."
"Maybe." Natasha said as she looked at Hermione. "Pull 'em in."
Poppy let out a Whistle.
"Come back you two!" Poppy said as Harry and Hermione walked over.
Harry was feeling alright just before Malfoy who just woke up launched some fire spell at Harry who instinctually held out his right arm which summoned the Sword of Gryffindor that acted like a vacuum that absorbed the torrent of fire in a single swoop.
"Huh I didn't know I could do that." Harry said as he held the still glowing hot sword rather comfortably.
"Harry, where did you get that sword?" Hermione asked.
"Oh yeah I got it from the sorting hat but it disappeared after I left the chamber of secrets in my second year." Harry said.
"The sorting hat gave you a sword?" Hermione asked.
"Well yeah I was fighting a basilisk." Harry said as the sword disappeared again but this time left a tattoo that was a flaming sword that was wrapped in a serpent whose fangs were leaking venom.
"Harry..." Hermione asked as Pomfrey made their way to them Harry's glasses had melted off. "Where's your glasses?"
"What?" Harry said as he touched his face feeling the distinct lack of glasses. "damnit..."
"That was the second time you came out of fire unscathed." Pomfrey said as McGonagall had grabbed Malfoy.
"Well I have always had a high pain tolerance." Harry said just before he noticed something odd about his vision. "Wait hold up what's with the little colored dots on everyone."
"What dots do you see?" Pomfrey asked.
"Center of mass green for you." Harry said.
"What other colors do you see?" Hermione asked.
"Red, blue, white, green, purple." Harry said as he looked around.
"Are you sure?" Pomfrey said.
"From now on Mr. Malfoy you are going to be joining them at 5am and that is thirty seven points from Slytherin." McGonagall said.
"This is outrageous, you can't force me to do anything." Malfoy was cut from speaking.
"Malfoy, are you seriously about to yell something about your daddy hearing this? That just shows you can't wait to bow to your Half assed half blood dark Bastard." Harry said, shocking the two school staff and the green wearing student.
"What did you say?" Malfoy asked.
Harry sighed. "Voldemort or in all honesty his true name is Tomas Marvolo Riddle Jr. The bastard son brought through rape of the son of the muggle family of Riddle and a Squib. Hell the words I am lord Voldemort is an anagram of Riddle’s name and if you knew French it would tell you I am afraid of death." Harry stated.
"He..." Malfoy said.
"Is the bastard son of a Squib and a muggle." Harry said.
"Bloody fucking Course." Malfoy groaned.
The beginning of December
Harry was sitting in his dorm room dressed in a pair of black trousers that seemed too short and a pair of black leather shoes. The white button up shirt he had in his hands was a little tighter around his shoulders than he remembered.
"I grew some more?" Harry said as he rifled through his Trunk to pull out one of Dudley's ugly ass shirts.
"Whoa bud no you're not gonna wear that." Seamus said.
"One of the shirts I have that I can wear." Harry said.
"No no you are going to get a new wardrobe." Neville said Harry put on the shirt.
"What do you mean?" Harry said as Seamus, who had left the dorm room to get McGonagall, came back with Pomfrey, McGonagall, Snape, and Dumbledore.
"What do you nevermind James would never wear something like that." Snape said in his usual condescending tone.
"Oh, I didn't know you cared about what my father wore, but then again you were probably imagining it on your floor, weren't you." Harry said not thinking about what came from his mouth.
"Mr. Potter!" McGonagall said.
"What!?" Harry said.
"First off, where do you live?" Snape said rather tersely.
"With my Aunt Petunia." Harry said.
"That woman shouldn't be charged with caring for any amount of fucking children." Snape said sharply.
"Severus is the safest place for him!" Dumbledore said.
"Bullshit I know thirty better families all of which are in your pocket." Snape said. "Blood wards are a flimsy excuse when someone doesn't care enough for a hamster let alone a child."
"So that's where all the broken bones came from." Poppy said.
"No Comment..." Harry said, his voice rising several octaves.
"Mr. Potter, I'll have SHIELD look for a better housing arrangement than your relatives." Pomfrey said.
"Okay." Harry said. "Tell Fury to tell Stark about Seamus."
The room groaned in the imagined horror of those two meeting each other.
"What's so wrong with me meeting with him?" Seamus asked.
"Nothing." Harry said, smirking.
"You are getting a muggle wardrobe too." Snape said.
"We can always just cancel classes for the fourth year students and take them out on an excursion into the muggle world for the day." McGonagall said.
"Hmm it is Friday..." Dumbledore said.
"Professor Lupin and a few Aurors can chauffeur." Neville said.
"The older students might make a fuss." Dumbledore said. "The other schools too."
"They can suck my dick." Seamus said. "Potter needs a vacation where he's not hunted by mad men."
"That won't happen." Harry said.
"Make it a sign up thing stating we are cutting into the students holiday break and this could be a way for students to get some holiday shopping done." McGonagall said.
"Using the yule ball as the reason." Harry said.
"Hmm maybe the other schools can send some students too." Neville said.
"So they can experience more of our culture or something." Seamus said.
"Alright Severus, how would you sell it to your house?" Dumbledore said.
"A forced trip through London for 4th and up a group of 6 students should work." Severus said.
"Make it yearly I guess..." Dumbledore said.
The professors left as Harry slumped onto the bed. Harry, now dressed in jeans and a rather tight t-shirt that was shoved at him from Seamus and Dean was standing in the middle of around 20 teens Hermione standing next to him. They were about to floo over to Diagon Alley. Where several Aurors were waiting for them and they will begin the day trip. Luckily the leaky cauldron was close to the main shopping district of London.
"Now you are to follow what the Aurors say." Dumbledore said finishing his rather boring speech about how they represent Hogwarts and their families. Harry and Hermione were the 3rd set of two that went through the floo fire place.
They waited for a bit before walking to Gringotts to get some galleons converted into pounds. Harry had his key in his pocket as they walked. Harry who is not really used to having money accidentally got enough money to buy several wardrobes. Draco is being dragged to Muggle London by The group because of the plans to go to New York to be introduced to some Spider kids group as told by Hawkeye.
The group of four walked through the leaky cauldron. They didn't catch the figure following them. The group met up with a man dressed in a suit. "I was sent by The Director cleared with Pomfrey." The man said.
"Name please." Harry said, stepping in front of the group.
"Phil Coulson Level 8 agent with S.H.I.E.L.D." The man said. "The person in the other SUV is agent Jonathan Greer Level 5 agent of S.H.I.E.L.D."
"I'm Harry Potter. This is Hermione Granger, Neville Longbottom, and Draco Malfoy." Harry said.
"So the black haired girl isn't with you." Phil said.
"Who?" Harry said as he looked behind them to see a very confused Daphne Greengrass standing there dressed in a jumper and a Skirt.
"Why are you four meeting with this Muggle? Potter, Longbottom, Granger I understand but Malfoy?" Daphne said.
"Because I sent the Fyre spell at Potter." Draco said as he smiled. "At first I was being a bastard and actually thought about bitching to my worthless cunt of a father but oh well I aim to bring honor back to my family."
"What do you mean?" Daphne said.
"My family can trace itself to Sir George. The Dragonslayer." Draco said. "My father has disgraced us by serving a bastard son of a muggle and a Squib."
"I'm in." Daphne said.
"What no." Harry tried.
"Potter you need someone who has contacts with the magical world as a whole." Daphne said.
"Potter, you're in charge." Draco said.
"Fine but you're gonna start the workouts too." Harry said.
Draco smirked. "Now we need a few Muggles." Draco said.
"I'll get in contact with The Director on this." Coulson said.
"He'll probably toss those spider kids on us or a few Mutants that live in the UK." Harry said as the group got into the S.H.I.E.L.D SUVs that were there.
"I don't care where S.H.I.E.L.D gets their suits from but we are going to my Father's tailor. The Boys need suits." Hermione said.
A few hours later Harry, Draco, Neville, and Daphne all had muggle wardrobes and trunks to hide them in. Harry was wearing a red flannel shirt over a black undershirt, a pair of jeans, and a pair of leather combat boots. The clothes that Harry was put in were in a bag by themselves Harry, and Draco got a hair cut. Harry now had the back and sides of his head shaved leaving the top long. Draco had gotten what Hermione said was a crew cut.
"You two look better." Hermione said.
"I feel lighter is that normal?" Harry asked.
"Are you sure?" Draco said as he looked into the mirror.
"I'm not knowledgeable about these things." Neville said as he looked at them.