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The Jet sworded through the sky, the clouds seeming darker than normal. Trump has been president for about a week now. He was flying to Russia to do some “Peace talk discussions”.
In reality, he just wanted to crank their Dictator, Vladimir Putin. He looked next to him, seeing his vice president JD Vance. He reclined his chair back and let out a deep sigh.
“I miss Tim………. Why couldn’t he have come with us? He could’ve been a part of the “discussions” He stated sadly.
“The same reason why Biden couldn’t come, they would tell Kamala.” Daddy Trump replied.
“Stupid Kamala.” he started pouting.
Trump turned back towards the window, looking to the sky. He noticed it was snowing, a clear indicator that they were above the Russian soil. He checked his watch, he knew they were about to be there in 30 minutes. He could feel his phone vibrating in his pocket. He picked it up to see it was full of text from the group chat with him, Elon, Kim, and Putin.
We’re the best leaders in the world 😝:
Kim: Omg Elon~ you’re so hot. Sorry for the late reply. I was feeling stuff on the toilet of my jet 😝
Above Kim’s message was a thirst trap Elon had made of him in his own space headquarters. It did in fact turn Trump on. He had to say something.
Trump: Elon~ I can’t wait to see you in person. I would share the same sentiment with Kim, but I don’t wanna traumatize Vance 😜
Vladimir liked a message from Elon
Vladimir: Are my pretty boys on their way? I can’t wait to break you in again it’s been so long 😚
Trump: I’m about to land in thirty minutes
Kim: I’m landing in about an hour and a half
Elon sent an image
Elon: Sorry for the late reply and thank you kittens, I'm glad you liked my thirst trap. My rocket just crashed in the ocean so I should be there later tonight.
Vladimir: splendid, and I have a little guest coming along one of you I spoke very highly of him
Trump: Who is it Vladimir-Chan?
Vladimir: I think you know him very well 😼
Elon: Tell us Vladimir-Chan!
Vladimir: OK kitten I’ll tell you because I love you all so much, it’s Biden-Chan
Trump paused, It’s almost like time froze. His lover was one we hadn’t been able to see in a while. The one he hadn’t been able to crank in a while. Biden-Chan……what a dreamy name
He went back to the group chat.
Trump: REALLY
Vladimir: well one of my kittens is excited, and yes really 😼
Elon: I’ve been with him once, of course Trump was there too and he’s pretty good, he’s also commanding and I know Kim‘s into that
Kim: I’ll see if he’s up to my standards
Vladimir: hey you have the kid with you right Trump-Chan? Cause I got his little boyfriend to come with Biden.
Trump: oh he’s gonna be ecstatic. But wait, how did you convince them to come over here?
Vladimir: I text him saying that he should have him, Tim and Kamala go over to Ukraine for “peace talks” and then he and Tim can go on the train. I set out to really lay down the law on me in Russia.
Kim: but the only thing he’s gonna be going down on is us
Elon: I like your thinking
Trump: We're gonna be landing in 10 minutes so I’m gonna have to put my phone away. I’ll let Vance know though.
Trump turned off his phone and put it in his pocket. He could hear Vance giggling.
“What’s got you all riled up?” He asked
“Tim, just texted me. He told me all about the plan. Should I get my playlist ready? You guys could use it too.” He stated twirling his hair.
Vance did make some banger playlists especially for the bedroom.
“ Can you send it to me?” Trump-Chan asked, fantasizing about the night to come.
“Auuuuuu-ghhhhhh”
That is what most of the room sounded like pure moaning, but also kinkiness
Trump’s dick hurt, first from Putin using his dick like a bottle opener for the bottle of vodka he was now pouring into people’s mouths. Secondly the combination of Biden, Putin, Kim, and Elon giving him back shots and him giving them back shots.
He was, in fact, Correct in thinking that Vance made a good playlist, considering the fact that they were going wild when teaching me how to scream. The sound of Fox News was drawn up for the sheer amount of moaning going on, he looked past Elon riding him and saw that they were talking about the new Superman movie calling it, Super woke.
“ I should probably tweet about it tomorrow morning,” he thought to himself.
You could hear the squeaking of JD Vance‘s couch from the other room. It was safe to assume that he and Tim were having fun there.
“Is it time to ask who’s the top? I really JD takes after me by being a bottom” He thought to himself
A few minutes later, Trump found himself on all fours as Vladimir shoved his big meaty dick into him. He moaned loudly making sure Vladimir knew he was obedient. He turned to his left seeing Kim, Elon and Joe having a threesome. It seems like Kim does like Joe's dominance. This was one of the best nights of Trump’s life, and he knew the others thought the same as well. He never wanted this night to end. He wanted each and every one of them to go down on him forever and he wanted to go down on them forever.