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Mei and mk were behind one of the trees eavesdropping on monkey king and macaque, this is like.. the 5th time they argued today! More than usual!! Mei should know.. she keeps count.
“Oh whatever! It’s not like IM the only one hiding secrets! You can’t even show your true self to anyone you fucking midget!” Macaque swore out, crossing his arms looking at monkey king.
“MIDGET!? IM LITERALLY THE SAME HEIGHT AS YOU!?” Wukong yelled louder, walking over and using his pointer finger to tap at macaques chest trying to prove a point, he lets a low growl in annoyance, tail swaying behind him (like a cat.)
“Yeah!? You only are at my height because you use glamour to cover everything up!! You’re like 4 feet!? You’re just so insecure you blame everyone else!”
The two continued to argue and was almost about to start fighting before being interrupted by two certain people-
“MONKEY KING IS SHORT??”
Mei bursts out behind the tree running up to them her eyes glittering with excitement as she dragged mk with her “you HAVE to show us!! Pleaseeeee!!!”
“.. were you eavesdropping again?”
“..”
“..”
Mk dusted off his jacket and spoke in the same excited tone. “Maybe- but but-! That’s not the point ! Point is that YOUR short! Shorter than us!! Even macaque! He’s not even as tall as Pigsy!”
“Ow- but yeah Wukong is short, shorter than me! But he’s not brave enough to admit it.”
“Hey! I’ll have you know I WOULD show you guys I’m short! IF I WAS SHORT! which I’m not! And stop eavesdropping on us, hella weird.” Wukong sighed and rubs the bridge of his nose, before crossing his arms as he looks at the three of them with raised eyebrows, Mei spoke up once more grabbing ahold of Wukong’s shoulders.
“We all know you’re lying! You’re not as slick as you make yourself believe, plus we won’t stop bothering you until you show us!! I’ll make sure of it! I’ll even ask Redson about you!”
Mei shook Wukong to prove her point, before grabbing MK’s hand “let’s go monkey boy! Since monkey king won’t tell us we can always go to Redson !”
“Bud wai-“ Wukong tried to stop them but it was too late- Mk laughed and summoned his cloud, hopping on dashing away from the mountain.
“.. this is your fault you dick!” Wukong looks back at macaque staring at his smug face before raising a hand and bitch slapping macaque across the face
Macaques smirk faded, immediately turning his head to face Wukong again “Ow! Hey it’s not my fault they eavesdrop!” He put a hand on his cheek feeling the sting, hurts like a bitch-
“YES IT IS? You have six ears for a reason you knew they were there! Fuck sakes- now IM going to get bothered by them constantly !” Wukong stomped his feet annoyed “I don’t have time for this I’m having a nap.” He stuck up the middle finger before walking off
“Hey- wait let me join!” Macaque ran after Wukong, hugging at his side “you know you love me.”
“You make it hard.” Wukong flopped down on the nest he created after the whole Li Jing incident or whatever, he doesn’t really care bout that anymore, he opened his arms for macaque to join him
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The following week have been AWFUL! Mk and Mei will not stop pestering Wukong! it’s been weeks and they still haven’t giving up asking him!, even got Redson, tang and even Sandy involved in this stupid experiment!
“Sooo.. you finally gonna show us?” Mk puts his hand on his hips, having a smug face looking at Wukong (which makes Wukong lowkey wanna punch him.) they jus finished training and Mk has been talking about his glamour the whole entire time, Mk tail gently wagging behind him as he waits for an answer
“Kid- I literally said I don’t wear glamour! This is my actual height I swear on my immortal lives!” Wukong tried to quickly change the subject, putting a hand on the back of his neck, sweating a little. “You’re getting better at training you know- you almost fully mastered your monkey form!”
“Nuh uh! Don’t you try and change the subject monkey king!” Mk pointed a finger towards his mentor, one hand on hip one hand pointing at the king- causing Wukong to freeze up with his face flushed red with embarrassment.
“We will get you to show us one way.. OR ANOTHER!” Mk lets out a laughed snorting a little, wiping tears out of his eyes as Wukong stands there awkwardly and embarrassed
“anyways.. training is done for the day, let’s go to Pigsy’s noodles yeah??” Wukong once again change the subject putting a hand on MK’s shoulders, staring at him.
Mk eyes beamed up and drags Wukong by the scarf, throwing him on his cloud flying off.
Once they landed at Pigsy’s, Wukong’s stretched walking inside and sitting beside tang waiting for his usual meal, noticing how tang, mk and Mei were all looking at him with smirks, Wukong’s face now burning red
“Guys. I can see you all staring enough!” Wukong exclaimed standing up now and yelling “I’m not short! I’m average height!? You all need to mind your business!?” He snapped and sat back down crossing his arms
None of the gang smiles went away, instead they just came closer, basically trapping the king “hey- watch this..” tang whispered, scooting closer to monkey king and speaks in a cheeky tone. “monkey king- in the book it says you’re not even above four feet.. even said.. your three feet.. must be a shame !” Tang puts a hand on his chest to be more dramatic
Wukong ears twitched and his tail swayed, standing up once more. “What!? I’m not three feet! I’ll have you know I’m four feet and 5 inch- ohhhh….” Wukong now realized his mistake, face flushing even redder now looking like a tomato as he puts his face in his palms “fuuuuckkk..”
he lifts his head just to slap tang across the head “you jerk! You tricked me”
Mk interrupted tang before he can speak. “It was only for you to tell the truth! So are you finally gonna show us!”
“Hm… fine fine! If it will get you all off my back! Just stop annoying me for fuck sakes!”