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free will.
It was late, very very late and none of the game devs found the peace to fall asleep. For various reasons though, one of them was dedicated for coding a new game for his loving comunity that isn't THAT rough with him, it was nice to give attention to people on instagram and praise other grown ass men on reddit for completing his schizophrenic game, not mod. Despite the fact that he stood with his eyes dropping a little at the computer and he managed to keep his sight okay, not bad enough for glasses, it was peaceful, the kind of peace that a Christian would get after having the pope invade their house and spray it with holy water. As that lesbian on reddit texted "Gud loves you" with ü.. The game looked similar to his previous game, probably most successful i swear i have no idea how many people fw afraid of monsters. The past ten years were..years, he finished stuff, he wanted to recreate stuff but then he found out he spent his money on half life merch and a very cool mouse so "let's make something new".
The other dev...He was groaning like an animal but in a way that wouldnt make a sane tiktok user shiver and giggle. It was an image that inspired tons of 4channers to get worse in the eyes of this brutal society and better from the perspective of a true weeb. Poor Mai Waifu.
Yandere Dev couldnt understand it? why couldn't it be as easy as it is in anime? Why couldn't he just...leave. Or return to the past and end this curse of a game, to yell at himself for existing. To yell at the community who wished him the worst things possible, an unpleasant journey in hell and...happy new year? followed by "God loves you" from a random lesbian. Countless hours spent on stalking r/Osana and wishing death to everyone from his community. Why? What did he do wrong? What did he do different?
That stupid game. Of course. His urges to listen to the haters while he's on top and now..not be able to get back up because he lowered himself. A lot. Sucking away Yandere chan's personality and giving her more hair...Only to lose his.
He was a burden. He was jealous. So fucking jealous.
Hate spewed out of his mouth whenever his...his soulmate would get a notif, he had less death threats than him. Whenever he opened his mouth to ask for advice regarding a female character's design he was dismissed and laughed at. Yandere Dev could swear that he once laughed in a way that was too multilingual for him when he said Sophie should have tits bigger than melons. It was normal for a 19-18 years old to have tits this big..
Yandere Dev wanted to steal his new game. To gain all he couldn't have (Not that they differ much..This is fiction)
As Yandere Dev humped harder and harder the door opened...It was Andres, the kid that Andreas found in the sewer and kept him as a home penguin to remind him of his father land cause if he didnt have a father figure maybe the country of sweeden would be there for him, with ikea to comfort him..Andres looked like a penguin from Ikea and it was even better cause he also walked like a penguin!!
"Ce fa' boss dai o tzigara?" (wyd boss do you have a cigret) The little penguin asked
"A-Andres!! What a surprise..Uhm..I don't smoke you should know that.."
"No bine bah! Muh duc suh ii cer la uh la lalt bosquetar" (ugh fine. I'll go ask the other hobo for a cigarette)
"Good for you." Yandere Dev rolled his eyes as Andres left.. Him and his pathetic pillow now full of cum and regret. Oh what he would do if he could just...Have another change. (he'd touch his kid self trust!!)
"Boss" Andres walked up to Andreas
"Hm?.."
"Give me a cigarette boss" Andres asked, with a sweet stupid accent that probably a russian would make after two glasses of water
"Fine. But that's only cause you'll go buy me some bread"
"Sure brother" (he used to say fra which is like bro in romanian)
He gave the hedgehog lookin ahh romanian some money to buy bread and a cigarette, now he could happily smoke and go outside..at like 2 Am but its ok he isnt mentally ill, i think..
"Fuck.. Why isn't the code working.." He whined as he deleted some idk coding stuff and opened some indian tutorial on another tab...
"Yandere Dev is probably sleeping..Hmm.." He almost left his progress to check up on Yandere Simulator "Nah" It took him a decade.
Yandere Dev was very very active and as Andreas said he'd keep fixing that thing the next day he went to sleep somewhere, on the sofa because he didn't wanted to imagine the smell from his shared room with Yandere Dev.
So he put his uwu hood on his head to hide how his hair is growing, as a result of making his characters BALD. and got to sleep.
Yandere Dev was now walking, the ground shaking as he was making his way to the kitchen to grab more lotion and a glass of water.
"Fuck this I'm reading yaoi" Andreas grabbes his Motorola cause im NOT giving him a sony and opens ao3 "Lets see how people mischaracterize my schizo men." Including the writer of this masterpiece ,me.
"Hah, he's not that soft-" he mumbled to himself as he mindlessly scrolled on some fiction with david swordfighting simon
"Yeeeee yaoi >___>" He got a nosebleed from all this gay sex
"Oh no." Yandere Dev got hard at that silly little squeak from the living room, the kind of a squeak that only true yaoi fangirls made
"Frick frick FRICK. i can't get hard for him D:" Yandere Dev dramatically dropped on his knees and snapped like Yandere Chan
"No, that would hurt Simon- What's with bondage.. =((" As Simon got tied by David for fetishistic purposes Andreas got sad about his little baby oc that he gave trauma to...too muvh trauma
Alex Mahan shed a tear as Andreas Rönnberg would talk to himself loke a maniac while reading on ao3 "A-at least go on MangaGo...baka" He clenched his teeth. This was unbearable. This man was unbearable.
"Yuri is so much better...even better when both of them are still in high school" He got angry and then walked to the living room
The pc was turned off both mentally and sexually so Yandere Dev grabbed the mouse and got the younger staring like "O_o".
"Don't worry kohai~ You'll be able to experience that yummy Simon yaoi you narcissistic baka!" Yandere dev got closer with the cable doing a sexy lil smirk
"Alex what the fuck." He looked him dead in the eye
"SILENCE WHEN YOUR SENPAI IS SPEAKING" this was unusual for Yandere dev..yelling? It broke that little scandinavian heart
"NO YOU SHUT UP YOU BITCH YOU DON'T GET TO INSULT MY OC. HIS BAG HAS MORE PERSONALITY THAN AYANO"
This upset Alex.
"At least Ayano beat the emo allegations. Unlike your balding self reflection." Yandere devs glasses turned white liek in anime and he made a smirk and them got closer rotating the mouse
"...At least I finished my games."
That turned on Yandere-Dev and he strangled ruMpel (wtf is that username????) with the mouse cable, turning him on
"Don't you dare insult MY MASTERPIECE"
"Hah! Your fan service to say!" Andreas spat as he tried to hide the yaoi and get Yandere-Dev off him
"Dude seriously stop that!" He got worried
"No, bith" Yandere Dev grinned, raisin an eyebrow "Or do you prefer kitty? Hello Kitty?" "Ngh..Alex..." ruMpel blushed as he got called hello kitty
Meanwhile....
"Vai de pula mea ce frig ye" (Oh my Dick its so cold) the penguin vape complained.. "Ah shit i forgot to buy cigarettes..." He sighed as he went back to the store (So i headcon that Andres would buy himself beer)
Back to yaoi
"Stop whining..You like it, kohai~" Yandere Dev bit Andreas
"C'mon..give in" He desperately peppered kisses on his neck, the beard scratching him until he was bleeding
"Hah- Yandere Dev...." He moaned again as the cable made it's way to his wrists "Gosh..a man feels so much better than a pillow" Yandere dev licked his lips as he stroked himself thru the grey sweatpants, taking off his "I paused my anime to be here!" t-shirt
"I hate you.." The swedish let out a cry (ba dum tssss) Yandere Dev chuckled and took off his pants, moving his body as he were doing some (Oh now i can see this and im deeply disturbed.) mating dance
"Yandere Dev..I...I ache for you..please...Please fill me-" Andreas suddenly agreed with the assault and we're gonna pretend this is consentual non consent because i dont wanna write rape
BOOM
the door swung ipen as Andres came home
"Pspspspspsp Hobo, I got your cigarettes" the 7th grader grabbed 8 cigarettes and smoked them all
"We don't have time for this...Grab the tweezers and give them to me" Yandere dev groaned
"DAM YOU FUCKIN? I GOTTA TELL ALESSIA" Andres threw the tweezers and ran haha get weezered and ran to alessias haus to gossip
Ah yes it was the moent. Yandere Dev stroked his micropenis with the tweezers ,making ruMpel hornier than ever, horier for a man than for a little kid, kiddie if you will he just wanted to touch him and look at him but he was tied with the mouse cable
"ah ah you gotta wait!"
"Stroke my wood bitch"
"okok Güd"
Yandere Dev atroked ruMpel and they started going crazy hardstyle jumpstyle with their penises helicopter party party vodka crazy crazy disco.
So like an animal in heat he started biting ynad3r3 dev