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It had been a few weeks since Luz Noceda's King-Ceanera and things were relatively peaceful for Luz Noceda and her life in the Boiling Isles and to a lesser extent; the human world. Right now they were on a great big quest with their frenemy Boscha...
"...Rolled a six! My magic attack deflects the magic spell back to the warlock; preventing it from hitting Luzura's awesome girlfriend Hecate!" Luz said excitedly as the three of them were at a table in a Piedmont household with tabletop RPG board game set up and acting as the dungeon master was an 18 year old boy with a woolly hat.
Luz squealed excitedly as she got up and twirled around Amity with them both excited and sharing a kiss. The boy facepalmed and Boscha wearing a Concealment Stone (being used to hide her third eye) then made a gagging motion. The boy noticed and they kept making gagging motions which resulted in them laughing causing Luz and Amity to huff at him.
"How do you stand with them being so sickly sweet? Every time I see them together; I feel like I need a cavity..." the boy asked as Boscha just shrugged in response. "Okay Boscha; now... In a last ditch effort; the warlock goes to take you captive... What do you do?" the boy asked as Boscha smirked.
"This so that the dungeon master can solve this situation for us..." Boscha said as Luz and Amity then facepalmed; Boscha reaching out to the boy's shirt to pull him over and kiss him full on the lips.
"Come on Boscha! That's the 3rd time this session that you did this!" Amity complained as Boscha didn't look bothered.
"Sorry but... you play the game your way and I will do mine... If it wasn't for me; that minotaur would have crushed both of your butts!" Boscha then retorted with her arms folded as the boy red in the face recovered.
"I thought that you wanted to learn how to play the game... You invited me over so that i could help you learn!" Luz then pointed out as Boscha was up in her face.
"And then you invited your girlfriend and made it a double date! Now Dipper has to see you both being so sickenly perfect for eachother!" Boscha shouted back to her face and Amity went to Luz's ears.
"She could do with being more grateful... It's thanks to you encouraging her and the rest to try this human dating app that she ever met Dipper..." Amity whispered to Luz who then nodded as they heard the doorbell ringing.
"I will get it!" shouted out Dipper's twin sister excitedly as she ran to the door. They just shrugged and Amity was ready to roll when said sister loudly said "oh hi Wendy! Come on in; Dipper's in living room!"
"Wendy... Wasn't that the older girl that you told us that Dipper had a crush on when he was a kid?" Luz whispered to Boscha who grimaced and Dipper's eyes widened. They saw Dipper's sister with an older redhead young woman wearing a blue and white hat.
"Didn't have to speak so loud Mabel..." said the older woman Wendy to Dipper's sister who smiled at Dipper as he got up on his seat and Wendy looked at him in the eye. "You have definitely grown up Dipper... We are practically the same height now..." Wendy then said as Dipper was nervous as Boscha was angrily readying her fingers to do a spell circle when Luz and Amity then quickly pulled her hand down.
"Yeah Wendy; older and wiser... We are actually adults now..." Mabel then said smirking elbowing Wendy and Dipper and Boscha looked annoyed at her.
"I know dude... Who are your friends Dipper?" Wendy asked spotting Boscha, Luz and Amity at the table. Boscha got up and went up to her.
"More my ones... Kind of... I'm Boscha and I'm Dipper's GIRLFRIEND!" Boscha said threateningly and Wendy's eyes widened and Mabel looked annoyed with her.
"Wow Dipper... You never told me in your messages... Neither did you Mabel when you invited me..." Wendy then said as Boscha facepalmed.
"She is scheming... She plain doesn't like me and was probably trying to reawaken his old crush!" Boscha then retorted pointing to Mabel who folded up her arms with everyone else's eyes widened.
"I don't know what you are talking about... But even if I was; Dipper deserves better than some stuck up jock like you! I would have preferred if he met up with my friend Candy again or try again with Wendy as long as someone who I know is actually good! You are no good for him and I know romance!" Mabel then said as with Dipper frustratingly shouted out his sister's name with Wendy asking what.
"That's funny as Dipper told me that you still expect to find a fairy tale 'love at first sight' romance! Maybe we would get along better if you would just be happy for him!" retorted Boscha getting into Mabel's face and Dipper getting in between them.
"Come on settle down... Mabel; Boscha kind of has a point... I don't appreciate you meddling in my love life..." Dipper then said as Boscha smirked.
Mabel glared at her and then put on a smirk as she got out some glitter and stickers; "Maybe if you let me put some funny face stickers then we could be friends!" Mabel then said as Boscha then got fed up and before Luz and Amity could stop her; she then used a spell that pushed her back.
They all blinked as Luz and Amity facepalmed while Boscha panicked.
In no time at all; Mabel, Wendy and Dipper were knocked out as Amity was taking out memory photos from Wendy's ears. "Now Dipper's to do and then we can burn them..." Amity then said as they didn't notice that Dipper was getting conscious again.
"What? What are you doing... Why did you knock me out..." Dipper asked as Boscha looked apologetic as she was setting up a spell circle. Dipper panicked as he jumped at Boscha and the Concealment Stone was knocked off. "What?" Dipper asked alarmed and Boscha groaned as Dipper looked at her face.
"Wow... I haven't' seen anything like this in the journals and an extra eye... Okay; Mabel was in love with a bunch of gnomes dressed as a boy so..." Dipper said as Boscha blinked with her getting up and helping him up.
"Don't worry Dipper... Boscha won't really bite... Well before... Anyway; she's all nice now... We are all witches of the Boiling Isles and I'm a human as well... I hope that you all can get through this since the day Amity and I first met; she almost got me cut up..." Luz said trying to fix things and Boscha was still taking in how Dipper was taking this...