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14:47PM
OH! WE ARE OLD NOW
endou
okay
this kids are fucking indoctrinated
minus the 1 years
kidou
damn
I haven't heard you swear since that time
gouenji
we do not talk about that time
also what do you mean
endou
THEY STILL THINK THAT THE SCORE ORDER IS IMPORTANT:((((
ichinose
uhh
what is the score order…?
touko
i second that
rika
and i third that
kidou
basically communism in soccer
ichinose
AND MY LITTLE PEGASUS IS IN THIS SHIT?? :((
aphrodi
i mean
yeah?
ichinose
:((
haruna
yes, but he is against it! :D
ichinose
:)))
haruna
also ichinose
why are you always awake when the conversation is about tenma?
ichinose
haruna
we are adults
we don't sleep
aki
you should still try to sleep
domon
get a room please
aki
-_-
endou
WE ARE LOSING THE POINT
actually
i know what to do :D
gouenji
@natsumi im scared of your husband
natsumi
lol
hiroto
that's not ominous at all!!
natsumi
terrorist's don't have the right to speak
hiroto
OKAY FUCK YOU NEPO WOMAN
natsumi
YOU ARE TOO???
kidou
imagine being poor lmao
fuduo
imagine being a penguin enthusiastic in the big 2011
haruna
nii-san i see you typing
please
stop
i can't anymore
im glad that global warming is happening tbh
kidou
WHAT
gouenji
THATS WIIILD HARUNA
aki
PLEASE
ichinose
DAMN
I AGREE WITH THE EMPEROR HERE
gouenji
WHAT
ichinose
of emos
gouenji
oh!
yeah
haruna
IM SORRY
I LOVE PENGUINS
kidou
AS YOU SHOULD
haruna
BUT U HAVE UN UNHEALTHY OBSESSION
kidou
ITS NOT AN UNHEALTHY OBSESSION
endou
GUYS WE ARE GETTING DISTRACTED
kidou
YOU SAID THAT YOU'VE RESOLVED IT??
endou
BUT ITS STILL WRONG THAT THEY THINK THAT WAY
natsumi
hon, they'll come around eventually. Just wait and see
after all thats what happened to the "historical raimon" :)
endou
:))
ur right :)
natsumi
ofc I am
haruna
another day of endoumi being the cutest couple ever
aphrodi
I agree
18:04PM
TWO COUSINS AND A FRIEND WALK IN A BAR
tenma
akii-nee
im eating at a friends house tonight!^^
aki
oh sure!
have fun tenma^^
tenma
i will :)
19:23PM
SUGAR CRUSH CREW
tenma
photo.png (sangoku's pudding)
@kaede
kaede
OMG PUDDING
PUDDIIIIINGGGGG
YOU BASTARD
HOW DID IT TASTE
tenma
10/10 would rec
kaede
GHEJHGBFJHGFEJRFGERGFEJHFG
tenma
LMAO
dw its store bought, but its great nonetheless
kaede
pudding is pudding
itona
that looks nice
but you should put down the phone if u are at someone else's house
its rude
tenma
okay mooooom
itona
-_-
10:35AM
TERA-SAKKA GANG
terasaka
yoo @emo cherub @itona
tomorrow you have your first match right?
emo cherub
its school hours
why are you online
terasaka
why are YOU online
emo cherub
touchè
BUT to respond your question
YES WE DOOO
we play in 3 tho…
terasaka
uh
emo cherub
the others are pussies that don't want to disobey orders from 5 sector
terasaka
like
the soccer communist party that you talked about last year?
emo cherub
yes that
terasaka
and who's playing
emo cherub
me, my friend and the captain
terasaka
uh
gl, u are going to need it then
14.00PM
OH! WE ARE OLD NOW
fubuki
@cult of the hands of god
guys
gouenji
whats'up
kidou
why are always online gouenji
sus
gouenji
TF DO U WANT
fubuki
don't y'all feel like we've been swearing a lot this few days
max
i mean
kinda?
kidou
guys
@endou swore i think fubuki has a point
gouenji
i mean
he does consider "dang it" a swear word
kidou
golden retriever behavior
endou
WHY ARE YOU TREATING ME LIKE A 2 YO
gouenji
puberty
aki
@gouenji hows your sister btw
gouenji
is that a threat?
aki
NO??
fubuki
gouenji u are kind of strange this days
kidou
yeahh
maybe he should look at a mirror and launch a ball at it
maybe he'll feel better
gouenji
F U???
btw @aki she's fine tysm for asking
aki
:)
also has she dyed her hair?
gouenji
YES SHE DIDDD
CUTIEE :D
aki
hehe :)
ichinose
tenma's cuter
gouenji
DO U ACTUALLY WANNA FIGHT ME RN?
kazemaru
that's a fucking class of the 09 cit
why are we quoting so many things that shouldn't exist yet
aphrodi
plot reasons
kazemaru
that makes sense
haruna
????
aphrodi
dw abt it
haruna
okay????
ALSO
the team has their 1st match tomorrow :D
tsunami
OMG MY LIL SEAHORSE PLAYING FEHHEHGFHJEGFJHEG
kidou
calm down
@endou @haruna who are they against?
haruna
tengawara
also there is the opening ceremony
kidou
more like a military parade or smth
touko
damn man 5th sector sucks :/
rica
YEAH CUZ WTF IS WRONG W THEM
hiroto
we should bombard them
natsumi
ofc the terrorist would say that
hiroto
WHAT DO U WANT FROM ME NEPO WOMAN
midorikawa
@endou the wives's are fighting
endou
where does that beef even come from cuz what
hiroto
IDKK???
WHY DOES SHE ALWAYS COMMENTS ON MY EMO TERRORIST PHASE
midorikawa
there there
haruna
wonder who the gay couple of this team will be
kidou
why are you like this
what went wrong while you were growing up
gouenji
maybe getting separated from her brother who was a military student or wtv, leave soccer for a bit then have a golden retriever come to your house and be like "play soccer" and idk what else
aki
damn
kidou
you know too much gouenji
im keeping an eye on you
gouenji
@haruna WHY IS HE LIKE THIS
haruna
idk
kidou
daily reminder that YOU ALWAYS LEFT US IN DEEP SHIT GOUENJI
gouenji
HEY NOW
ONE TIME IT WASN'T EVEN MY FAULT
fuduo
OMG STFU YOU TWO I CAN'T ANYMORE
gouenji
HE STARTED IT
fuduo
I DON'T CARE
KISS, MARRY, FUCK, KILL EACH OTHER IDC
JUST STOP
kidou
hey now
kazemaru
damn
but who's going to entertain me ? :(
gouenji
okay fuck you kazemaru
kidou
I agree with the emperor here
gouenji
of emos right?
kidou
mh.
gouenji
of emos… right?
15:56PM
THREESOME
endou
@kidou @gouenji what is going on with u two?
kidou
i won't say
but just tell me that you know what your doing gouenji
gouenji
i do
please trust me
kidou
i will but be careful
endou
idk what's happening but im glad that you guys made amends :D
gouenji
you will know due time mamoru
endou
very well then
but please stop launching soccer balls at each other
kidou
haruna has videos
gouenji
ofc she does
22:32PM
1 YEARS ARE THE BEST
tenma
@everyone TOMORROW WE HAVE OUR FIRST MATCH :3
itona
someone's excited
tenma
CAN YOU BLAME ME?
its been so long since I played an official match
I kinda missed it
aoi
you really love the sport don't you
tenma
:3
WELL GL FOR EVERYONE GUYS!!
aoi
where' shinsuke now that I think abt it?
itona
prob sleeping
tenma
at 10:30 pm ??
itona
you don't know how many people sleep at this hour
tenma
old people?
beta san added beta san
beta san
FUCK YOU !! IM NOT OLD
beta san left the chat
aoi
??
tenma
must have been the wind
itona
def the wind
aoi
i think we should go to sleep ^^
gn!
tenma
sweet dreams!
itona
night
7:43AM
1 TEAM CHAT
shindou
@everyone I remind you that we are going to leave for the stadium at 8:00AM sharp
tenma
haiii senpaiii :D
shinsuke
tysm for letting us know!
akane
us managers are going to be with haruna-sensei @aoi @itona @midori ^^
aoi
thank you sm akane-senpai!
8:03AM
MANAGERS GC
otonashi haruna created "MANAGERS GC"
otonashi haruna added sorano aoi, horibe itona,yamane akane, seto midori
haruna
i though it would be nice having a gc just us managers!^^
aoi
oh i see!
thank you haruna-sensei^^
itona
thanks
akane
yay!
midori
oo i like this
8:07AM
OH! WE ARE OLD NOW
haruna
photo.png (the managers chat)
they are mine
I claim them
my children now
fuduo
lmao
congrats @kidou u an uncle now
kidou
i hate this
gouenji
pliz
imagine never adopting a kid or two before
kidou
gouenji what?
need to tell us smth?
fuyuka
oh right!
you are taiyou father aren't you
kidou
UH
fuduo
WHAT
kazemaru
gouenji being a father wasn't on my 2011 list
gouenji
IM NOT HIS FATHER
JUST HIS LEGAL TUTOR
fubuki
tomato tomatoe
same difference
gouenji
@haruna YOU HAVE A MATCH RN RIGHT?
AND @fuyuka YOU ARE A NURSE GO SAVE PEOPLE OR WHATEVER
haruna
yeah
how did you know?
kidou
sus
gouenji
ITS LITERALLY A RAIMON MATCH
OFC I WOULD KNOW ABT IT
touko
yeah i mean
@kidou why are you so sus of gouenji
kidou
you'll know soon
8:34AM
DMS GOUENJI KIDOU
gouenji
KIDOU ISTG
U ARE A 5 SECTOR COACH TOO
HALF OF THE GROUP CHAT IS
kidou
it's funny
like imagine their reactions when they'll find out that you are the emperor of emoes
gouenji
I already am
kidou
but like pro max
gouenji
am i an iPhone?
kidou
pliz
now you go do your message with a fucking hologram of yourself
gouenji
fuck u pingu
kidou
fuck you too emo iPhone
9:03AM
KORO-SENSEI SPAWN
ritsu started a videocall
muramatsu
y'all see right?
also thanks @ritsu
ritsu
hehe⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡
nagisa
yes we can!
kanzaki
the hell is that thing?
yoshida
uhm why is there a whole ass parade?
its creepy ngl
okuda
wait is that kunugigaoka?
kurahashi
apparently
kirara
oh hey
@tenma is going to play against tengawara
karma
who?
its a cool name tho
takebayashi
it's raimon main rival due to their close proximity within kanto
if i knew i would've helped with the opponent research
mimura
im sure that they didn't know either!
nakamura
@tera gang also aren't y'all there?
muramatsu
yes we are
so we prob aren't going to text
kataoka
oh don't worry about it
ALSO SHUSH PEOPLE ITS STARTING
9:57AM
KORO-SENSEI SPAWN
maehara
are they playing 2 vs 20?
cuz wtf am i seeing
terasaka
fr
wait
did the number 8 step on tenma's ankle
okay im throwing hands
kurahashi
aand they are going for the goal
chiba
no wait the captain took the ball
rinka
lol usual tenma
not the senpai calling him out xD
muramatsu
damn @kansaki @tenma didn't know the captain was THIS dramatic
like he started talking like a court judge/politician about them going to win fairly
im scared
kanzaki
yeah lmao
yada
please look at the difference between the senpais and tenma
yoshida
im crying
the senpais reaction is so underwhelming
like they be: "oh yeah… whatever…"
HOW CAN THEY NOT BE EMOTIONAL AFTER SEEING THEIR FRIENDS FIGHT AGAINST THE COMMUNIST SOCCER PARTY
muramatsu
lmao
ALSO IS THAT A FUCKING JOJO STAND???
kanzaki
UHM
okajima
its a tie
and first half ended
chiba
@rinka u seem quiet
rinka
its just that
im disappointment by my brother's actions
im not saying that he has to go there and play against 5 sector
but at least try doing so
chiba
i see
karma
i mean he is being a coward but im sure he'll come around
tenma's there afterall
nagisa
yeah! karma is right
when it comes to soccer tenma's can be convincing^^
isogai
let's trust him guys!