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For Hermione Granger, Little Elm is a quiet seaside town offering up rest, anonymity and a chance to breathe — along with bingo nights, mulled wine, fairy lights, and Severus Snape, who is older, guarded, and no less surly.
A wintery, Christmas romance filled with a little tension, some tenderness, and the quiet magic of a small town.
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“So, about that rivalry-”
Oscar laughs. “Everton?” he asks, playing dumb.
EVERTON? Lando’s jaw drops. “Is he serious?” he mutters.
On screen, Oscar is grinning. "No but, uh, Manchester’s been playing their football. And we’ve been playing ours.” He shrugs. “And maybe we’re just playing ours a little bit better.”
“And what about Lando Norris?”
Oscar’s head tilts. He smiles, wider this time. Annoyingly cute. “What about him?”
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Oscar Piastri transfers from the AFC apparently intent on derailing Lando Norris's career and his entire life. They are supposed to hate each other, the media pits them against one another as the new faces of a longstanding bitter club rivalry, and yet they just can't seem to stay away. -
Vivan Los Novios by gecko_with_a_greatsword
Fandoms: The Princess Bride - William Goldman, The Princess Bride - Simon Morgenstern
16 Dec 2025
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Domingo Montoya, the person Yeste loves most in the world, has gone and gotten married, for some reason. Well, two can play at that game.
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roy: There’s a hot guy on the Metro
Dick: how hot are we talking?
roy: White highlights, teal eyes, and thighs I want him to crush me with. I also think he’s reading Jane Eyre?
Dick: you could say he’s a Literary Buff
roy: Die.
Inspired by this server Tumblr post.
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- Part 57 of impravidus's batman quick reads
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Winter's Red, Spring's Rose by SuaviumSanguineum
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
16 Dec 2025
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A bruxa is hunted and returns to the village that tried to kill her.
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On Thin Ice by sundowner
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
15 Dec 2025
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A few seconds later, a news anchor’s voice grows to startling clarity. A clip plays of Rozanov shooting from the goal crease and making it into the net.
“...Montreal Metros to acquire center Ilya Rozanov from the Boston Raiders for the upcoming season. The two teams have sustained a bitter rivalry for years, and it has only worsened worsened with Hollander and Rozanov’s participation. All of this makes the trade an unlikely one; however, it seems to be just the right time for the Metros to snag a star like Rozanov. After many lackluster performances from the Metros these past few months, it only makes sense…”
The anchor continues as a clip of Rozanov from a post-game interview last year plays—he’s shirtless and sweaty, smirking into the camera. And then he does that…that wink. Shane just stares up at the screen, dumbfounded. He’s not listening to the details anymore, but the words echo in his head.
Metros to acquire Ilya Rozanov…
His team to acquire Rozanov.
“This is bullshit,” he mutters, turning and trying not to stomp off like an upset child.OR: Ilya gets traded to Shane's team and Shane is not happy about it
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i was coerced into writing this
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All I want for Christmas is... You. by Arelias
Fandoms: Original Work, Christmas Tales & Traditions
16 Dec 2025
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Holly, an average Christmas Elf, is chosen to join Mrs. Claus on Christmas Day. It's a time-honored tradition to keep Mrs. Claus company on the special day. However, Holly finds herself in a maze of carnal desire. Caught between her horny best friend and the tricks of Mrs. Claus, can Holly survive with her Christmas Spirit intact?
Or: Sexual awakening of a gay Christmas Elf.
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inspired by 'let down' by radiohead
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Locked In: Collateral Damage (Alternate Ending) by ShootingStarscream (IsThereAnEchoInHereTBB) for Peace_Through_Empathy
Fandoms: The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers - All Media Types
16 Dec 2025
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Alternate ending to Locked In by Peace_Through_Empathy
Instead of releasing the locking mechanism, Megatron keeps it on until Starscream's waste tank bursts. Then feels guilty.
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Experience your first night again! by Hailhailsatan
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
16 Dec 2025
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The noticeboard infront of the brothel read ‘Experience your first night again!’ - but Jaskier didn't read the full thing. With his memories gone, Geralt sees an opportunity to give Jaskier something he didn't get himself - a first time to remember. Little does Geralt know, however, that his experience is actually very little himself. Each new thing he teaches Jaskier opens up a series of new, unwanted memories from times he realises weren't as rose tinted as they seemed. Now, both of them have the chance to start again.
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“I don’t understand.”
“You drink the potion, then she has her way with you like you’re a virgin. Once you’ve… you know, the memories come back. But… I got so frightened that I ran off. I don’t know why, it just felt really, really overwhelming.”
Geralt could feel his own face warm, and he blessed his mutations for not being able to visibly blush.
“So… how does this work then. What can you remember?”
Geralt fumbled his words trying to avoid saying anything that might be embarrassing shared between friends. Friends.
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5 + 1
Five gods and the ways they fail to handle the loss of their youngest family member
And the only one who has begun to heal
This might not be great as I've never really written before. I just was struggling to do my school work and decided to write about this concept that's been rattling my head for a while. Advice or critique always appreciated.
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Winter's ball but it's the Gold Clan by Syarifah
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime)
16 Dec 2025
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(The title is very much self-explanatory.)
Despite their many differences, there's one thing that the Gold Clan/Family shared something in common.
"𝓛𝓐𝓓𝓘𝓔𝓢~"
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Ilya picks up on the third ring, breathing heavily into the phone. Shane hears a door slam shut through the device. “Do not yell at me.”
Shane stares at the half-empty bottle of vodka on the coffee table. “You suck.”
“I suck? I scored hat-trick! In your stupid body! I have not eaten in six hours, Hollander. I have not pissed. I have not laid down. I want to go home.”
“Rozanov–”
“Your mother has called twenty times. Your manager has called thirty times. Your father text me picture of crossword puzzle and ask for help. Clue is about American President from the 1980s. I cannot help!”
OR: the hollanov bodyswap fic.
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Maybe this is what Ed wanted when he'd picked this skirt. To make Jack look. To drive him wild. To get his attention. To make him care. To make Ed the centre of someone's world, just for one second.
Jack isn't lying either—Ed can feel him.
"Take me home," Ed says, and it's easy then, to take the hand wandering up his skirt in the taxi, to be pressed against the door as he fumbles with the key.
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short vignettes on how to be human and how to live in the aftermath of it.
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- Part 4 of us; singular
- Part 2 of f⁻¹(fermat’s principle)
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The Boston Boy by some1_around
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
16 Dec 2025
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Five times someone asked who Lily was, and one time Shane told the truth.
Or, “A Lesson in the Art of Subtly,” presented by Shane Hollander, and witnessed by the Montreal Voyageurs.
(Inspired by the scene where Shane gets the dickpick and slams his phone down on the bed, and in ep4 when he aggressively tells Hayden he is going to visit a “friend”)
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- Part 3 of The Montreal Girl (Lily & Jane)
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Will had a boyfriend. He is very nice. Hannibal hates him.
He seduces Will in order to prove he is the one he is meant to be with. When Will chooses to stay with his loving partner Hannibal reacts how you would expect the Chesapeake ripper to react. Will might hate him for it but there love story if far from over.
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Albion finch has skin-to-skin with his newborn daughter Philomena
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民国纪事 by Linsong052
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Dec 2025
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非传统架空民国pa 未完结
小妈文学
含ntr情节，沈清秋不洁，和洛冰河他爸做过，不止一次。
你眼睛的面积一定小于湖，你也很少哭。
为什么坐在你面前，就像站在湖边，
细细的雾水就扯地连天。
—冯唐《水》
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- Part 1 of 你儿子是给啊
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Das pubertierende Gewitter by Loewenflamme
Fandoms: Addams Family - All Media Types, Wednesday (TV 2022)
15 Dec 2025
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Wednesdays Experiment explodiert und verwandelt Gomez in einen Teenager mitsamt entfesselter Elektrokinese. Während Morticia versucht, seine unkontrollierbare Energie zu bändigen, erkennt die Familie ein verborgenes Erbe, das Gomez jahrelang verschwiegen hat. Zwischen Funken, Leidenschaft und schwarzem Humor bahnt sich das nächste Addams-Desaster an.
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