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Shane Hollander @hollander24
[The video opens on a shot of their tea kettle on the stove, and then Shane’s hand comes into frame to pour some of the boiling water into his cup, but it’s still a close up shot of just his hands in the background. Shane’s tired, barely awake voice says, “Okay guys, okay I’m coming.”
The camera hard cuts to a shot of the dog’s bowls and Shane scooping their breakfasts into it. It cuts again to the dogs sitting in front of their respective bowls, staring appreciatively at Shane off camera for a couple seconds before he says, “Okay!” And they immediately start eating their food.
The video jumps, and the camera is propped up against a chair on their deck at the Ottawa house. Shane is almost at the little pond just off their property, doing some yoga stretches while the dogs run in and out of frame. It jumps again to Ilya coming out to join them, wrapping his arms around Shane’s waist as he’s watching the dogs, and starting to suck a hickey onto his neck.
Another jump to their home gym, the phone set up in the far corner while Shane does yoga in the middle of the big, open room, and Ilya watches appreciatively with a cup of coffee, barely visible in the corner of the shot.
The next shot is of them in the car. The phone is resting in the back seat, and Shane is talking very animatedly about something in the passenger seat but you can’t hear it.
There’s a couple shots of them at practice, and then the video jumps back to their kitchen again, but this time it’s at night. The camera is set up at the kitchen table while Shane and Ilya cook in the kitchen on a time lapse, the dogs coming in and out of the shot.
The next shot is Shane in the bathroom brushing his teeth, holding the phone for the first time in the whole video. It jumps, and the phone is resting on the night stand, pointing at the alarm clock. You can hear Shane climbing into the bed, and Ilya saying something quietly in Russian, and then it cuts to black.]
Time: 4m 16s
A day in my life during the season #fyp
Shane Hollander @hollander24
[Shot 1: a close up of Wyatt’s face as he says, “I’m gonna ask you this one time: where’s Gamora?”
Shot 2: a close up of Shane’s face as he says, “Yeah, I’ll do you one better - WHO’S GAMORA?”
Shot 3: Luca laying on the floor of the locker room as he says, “I’ll do you one better - WHY is Gamora?!”
Shot 4: Wyatt holding one of the rookies pretending his hand is a gun he’s holding on the kid, “Tell me where the girl is or I swear to you, I’m gonna french fry this little freak.”
Shot 5: Shane, indignant, “Let’s do it! You shoot my guy, and I’ll blast him!” He points his arm at Luca laying on the floor, “Let’s go!!”
Shot 6: Luca, still laying on the floor, “Do it Quill! I can take it.”]
Ilya is Gamora, actually. #marvel #whyisgamora #fyp
Shane Hollander @hollander24
[The opening shot of the video is of a hotel alarm clock just as it hits 5:30am and the alarm starts going off. It takes two seconds, and then Shane’s hand comes into frame to shut it off. The camera jumps to the closed bathroom door with the light on inside, and you can hear the sound of Shane’s toothbrush going.
The next shot opens with the phone set up on a bench and Shane running past it like he didn’t put it there. It cuts again to the hotel gym where the phone is propped up in the corner so you can see Shane on the treadmill, Zane on the weight machine, and Ilya sleepily lifting in the back.
The camera cuts back to the same shot of the bathroom, but this time you can hear the shower running as you see presumably Ilya’s feet walk through the frame, open the bathroom door, and shut it behind him. It opens again on a shot of the hotel buffet breakfast, and then you see Shane prop the phone up against the napkin holder to point it at the table while they all eat.
The video jumps to the team getting off the bus at the arena, everybody dressed in their walkout clothes. Ilya and Zane are the last ones off and Shane walks over to the phone to grab it. The next shot is in the locker room, his phone pointed at the inside of his equipment bag and there’s lots of barely intelligible shouting.
The next couple shots are of the game they play against the Admirals, courtesy of Harris. The video jumps again to them getting on the bus, while Shane & Ilya are off to the side talking to Wiebe and Zane about something quietly. Several of the rookies shoot the camera goofy looks.
The last shot is courtesy of Ilya, where he shows Shane fast asleep against his shoulder on the bus.]
Time: 5m
Come spend an away game with me. #hockey #MHL @ottawacens
Shane Hollander @hollander24
[Harris: I’m passing the phone to somebody who hates onions.
Shane: 🤨 I’m passing the phone to somebody who cried at a children’s movie last week.
Ilya: It was very good movie! Shane is dead inside so he did not cry 😏 I am passing phone to the second best hockey player in league.
Shane: 😐 Wow. Original. I’m passing the phone to somebody who used to be homophobic until he realized the closet was glass.
Troy: 😭 Rude! I’m passing the phone to someone who the team didn’t know if he spoke English or not for the first month he was on it.
Luca: I’m passing the phone to someone who can’t shut up about Peter Parker.
Wyatt: I’m passing the phone to the second hottest guy on the team.
Zane: I’m honored! (Ilya complaining in the background) I’m passing the phone to the hottest guy on the team.
Shane, blushing: I’m passing the phone to Ilya, otherwise he will be very difficult to live with tonight.
Ilya: I’m open to changing teams. Everyone here is terrible. Please contact my agent.]
@ottawacens #MLH #hockey #passthephone
Shane Hollander @hollander24
[Caption: POV - you’re autistic and married to the Captain so required to go to the function
Shane and Wyatt sitting quietly on a couch in the Boodram basement while sharing a bag of Chex Mix between them. After 5 seconds, Troy sits next to Shane and holds his hand out for some Chex Mix.]
This is how you have fun, right? #fyp
Shane Hollander @hollander24
[The phone resting by the gear shift in Hayden’s Jeep Wrangler as one of 3OH!3’s songs from their first album is loudly blaring in the car, and the two of them are scream singing along with the twins in the backseat also singing along]
Gotta start ‘em young 🤘
Shane Hollander @hollander24
[Song playing: So High School by Taylor Swift
The first clip is of Ilya at the cottage teaching Yuna how to swag surf. The second clip is Ilya having a tea party with Ruby & Jade, wearing a princess crown and scrunched up in a toddler sized chair. The third clip is of Anya running after Ilya as he does a cartwheel across the backyard. The fourth clip is Ilya in his movie accurate Deadpool Halloween costume dancing with Cassie & Zane (Woody and Jessie, respectively) at the team Halloween party. The fifth clip is a close up shot of Ilya in princess makeup saying, “Gimme kiss” to Shane, and Shane laughing in the background. The sixth clip is of Ilya sitting in their living room when Milo was just a baby, making silly faces to get him to giggle.]
Happy birthday Ilyushenka 🩵
Shane Hollander @hollander24
[Song playing: The Idea of Growing Old by The Features
Shot 1: a different unshared moment from them dancing alone in their backyard after the wedding
Shot 2: a quick clip of Ilya coming up behind Shane in the mirror, wrapping his arms around his waist and biting his shoulder
Shot 3: Ilya and Shane asleep on the couch at Yuna and David’s, draped over each other
Shot 4: Ilya grinning in a tux before leaning closer to the camera to kiss Shane
Shot 5: Shane in a birthday hat sitting in front of the cake Ilya baked him, pulling Ilya into a kiss before blowing out the candles
Shot 6: a shot from the other side of the backyard of Shane and Ilya dancing together at a time BBQ
Shot 7: Ilya coming into their bedroom with a tray of breakfast and a big hickey on his neck]
Two years has never felt so short. ♥️