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Hermione: Come home
Ron: I’ll be home n a couple of hours
Hermione: Come home now
Ron: Mione
Ron: are you okay?
Hermione: Mo
Ron: Love, what’s going on?
Hermione: I think my water just brake
Rn: What?!?!
Hermione: I think my water just broke
Ron: I’m leaving now
Hermione: My back hurts
Ron: I’m coming
Ron: HELP!!!
Harry: Do you know what time it is? I just got off nights
Ron: No - her water broke
Harry: What do you need?
Ron: I forgot. I have to get home
Harry: Where is your list?
Ron: Which list?
Harry: The “when her water breaks” list
Ron: I think it’s n my pocket…
Harry: Check your pocket
Ron: I have three lists
Harry: I’ll bet it say “Breath Ron” at the top
Ron: Found it
Harry: Look at what else is on the list.
Ron: I’m driving
Harry: Please tell me you are using voice to text
Ron: I’m not stupid
Harry: Gald to hear that
Ron: She called, I’m headed home
Harry: Call the doctor when you get to the flat
Ron: What do I say?
Harry: Mione will tell you
Ron: Then what?
Harry: The doctor will tell you
Hermione: You didn’t tell me
Ginny: Tell you what?
Hermione: how much this can hurt or how gross it is
Ginny: How gross what is?
Hermione: Having a baby!!!
Ginny: What happened?
Hermione: either my water just broke or I have lost all control of my bladder… or both
Ginny: You are definitely in labor
Hermione: I noticed
Ginny: Where is my brother?
Hermione: On the way home
Ginny: You are going to be fine
Hermione: Ouch, tha hurt
Ginny: Mione…
Hermione: What?!?!?!
Ginny: ‘m sure he will e home soon. Remember to breath
Hermione: I am… I think
Ginny: Love you Mione… see you and my niece soon
Hermione: It could be a boy
Ginny: I know you…
Ginny: Okay ladies, it’s time
Luna: For what?
Daphne: ???
Ginny: Do you remember the topic of conversation Friday night?
Daphne: Which converaton?
Luna: there were several conversations friday night
Ginny: Seriously?!?!
Daphne: Refresh my memory
Luna: we talked about writing and holiday plans and…
Ginny: Hermione called…
Luna: Is she okay?
Daphne: Wait a minute…
Ginny: She’s having the baby
Luna: Ohhhh
Daphne: That “It’s time”
Ginny: Do you two remember what to do?
Daphne: Let me find that list
Luna: I just have to keep Nevill and Ron calm
Daphne: Ron, I understand, but Neville
Ginny: Why Nevile?
Luna: Have you ever seen Neville around a hospital?
Daphne: Oh yeah… that could be a big job
Ginny: Get the guys and meet at my place in an hour
Luna: We might have to meet you at the hospital.
Daphne: what’s up?
Ginny: Shop hours?
Luna: Yes, but I think I can run out all the customers without upsetting anyone.
Daphne: How?
Luna: it’s called a family emergency
Ginny: that works. See you in an hour
Harry: Ron is a mess
Neville: That’s not new
Theo: Make it quick. Planing time is almost up
Harry: Hermione called him
Theo: That’s nothing new
Neville: But she doesn’t call in the middle of the day
Harry: Think about it. Why would she call him in the middle of a work day?
Theo: Is she craving pickles?
Neville: That doesn’t sound like her
Theo: I have no clue
Harry: What did we talk about Friday night that made him turn three shades of green and then go pale?
Theo: His rotten chess game last night
Neville: The baby? Wait… the baby
Harry: Nev for the win! He is on his way home to get her
Theo: Are we supposed to do something when that happens?
Neville: I think there is a list for that…
Harry: The girls have the lists, just expect your mobiles to get super busy soon
Luna: Hey sunshine
Neville: Hey Moonbeam
Luna: Did you hear?
Neville: I did. Are we closing the shops early?
Luna: I escorted my last one out
Neville: Meet me at the Back door. I’ll clear the green house and turn the sign.
Luna: It could be hours
Neville: That’s why we are supposed to go by BB for coffee and snacks
Luna: Do you know what to get?
Neville: I have a list
Theo: You done?
Daphne: Just shut things down
Theo: We have to go to the cottage before we meet everyone
Daphne: Why?
Theo: We rode the Harley to school and We have things we have to take with us
Daphne: Oops
Theo: Is the stuff we need to take gathered together?
Daphne: It should be by the garden door
Theo: When did you get it together
Daphne: After Friday night… she looked ready to pop then
Theo: And Ron looked ready to drop
Daphne: Meet you at the door?
Theo: Be there in five
Ginny: Everybody home?
Luna: Five more minutes
Daphne: Pulling in now
Ron: Not going home ever
Harry: Put up your mobile… go back to your wife and daughter
Ron: Thank you all for being here. We are so blessed
Neville: Where else would we be?
Ginny: Family by blood and by choice
Luna: We love you all
Daphne: Chess Club for life
Harry: Good night everyone
Ginny: Just one more thing…
Luna: The most perfect picture!
Daphne: Rose is perfect
Theo: She needs a helmet and a jacket
Harry: My niece is perfect
Ginny: My friends are insane
Neville: Come by the greenhouse before you take her home
Ron: Thank you all… why Nev?
Neville: There is a new rose in the greenhouse named for your rose. The first bush goes home with you