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my sins may not outnumber god but they sure do get near it
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I'm going to be as blunt as possible. What you see is what you get.
Dipper finds a suspicious Taco Bell in the forest and orders a taco, but before he can finish it, he gets diarrhea and goes to the bathroom. However, he gets aroused by his various bodily fluids and begins masturbating. In the process, he accidentally bites off his own penis and dies. Mabel finds his corpse in the bathroom and violates it, but a Taco Bell employee dismembers her alive before killing her with a stab to the heart and using the knife to do some generally awful things to her. The story ends with Soos coming to buy a taco, and the implication is that the tacos are made of human meat.
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I left my pregnant husband crying in order to be with my cookie-lover who loves twerking on me and I don't regret my decision he's the best thing that could've happened to me his twerking is amazing and his farts smell amazing please don't let this end by SkibidiToji
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), Cookie Run (Video Game), The Jesus one
18 Apr 2025
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The title is the summary baby
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The Koopa King by scandalsavage for MarquiseDesaad
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Super Mario & Related Fandoms, Super Mario Odyssey (Video Game)
01 Jan 2024
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An easy mission chasing one of Dick's old Titan's foes turns ugly when he and Jason get stuck in what they once would have called a children's video game.
They won't be calling it that anymore.
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- Part 29 of Jason Todd Rare Pair Challenge
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Commissioner James Gordon likes to think he's a good man. Or at least better than most, especially in Gotham.
But when the city is threatened, and their only hope of finding the culprit before everything goes up in flames rests with a familiar young street kid, Jim will have to face some hard truths about what kind of man he is and what kind of boy he's unwittingly allowed into his life.
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- Part 28 of Jason Todd Rare Pair Challenge
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I Am Groot by sherlocksmyth
Fandoms: Guardians of the Galaxy - All Media Types, Marvel, Marvel (Movies), Marvel (Comics), Guardians of the Galaxy (Comics)
05 Aug 2014
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EXTREMELY NSFW fic told from the perspective of Groot.
EDIT 04/05/2021:
Wow. I just found out this is the top fic on AO3. I’m losing my mind. Thank you guys for the kudos & views! If you want you can follow me on Twitter: @grootficguy