Ineffable Professionals
This will be where I put my shortish zero angst fics where Aziraphale (and Crowley) are competent grown ups.
I'm all for "Crowley is a mess" and "Aziraphale has self esteem issues" type fics, but my favourite Aziraphale is where he shows his strengths. In cannon he is clever, and confident, and funny. These works showcase these characteristics. There is no internalised homophobia here, no bodyshaming. And miscommunication is of the gentle awkwardness type, not massive misunderstandings.
Aziraphale is also doing things *other* than (not) selling books.
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Crowley recovered from Covid well enough. Sure his eyes are still sensitive, the joint pain is lingering. But he can live with that. It's the fact he still can't smell or taste anything a year after getting better that's ruined his life. And none of his so-called friends stuck around for the pity party.
Smell training doesn't work. He's been at it for months. So there's absolutely no reason to continue smell visualisation with this Aziraphale guy, is there? In retrospect, the Pavlovian erection situation probably isn't helping.
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A Human AU where Aziraphale helps Crowley regain his sense of smell after Covid-related anosmia.
No angst or trauma, though Crowley is coping with long term effects of Covid (mild disability).
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Aziraphale Fell has been running Heavenly Matches, bespoke dating concierge for queer professionals looking for serious relationships, for over twenty years. His success rate is unsurpassed.
His new client, Mr Crowley, is just lovely - there are plenty of candidates interested in taking him to dinner. But after three dates with three perfect men, Crowley's not even sure what he wants anymore.