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  1. NoodleE Wed 07 Jan 2026 08:26AM UTC

    being a Brave Gorl and reading this on my lunch at work, pray 4 me

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    1. NoodleE Wed 07 Jan 2026 09:23AM UTC

      “They’re already dead, how the fuck do I make them more dead?” - me every time I try to tell people not to be afraid of having to do CPR

       

      bro not the CLOWN scenario 😭😭😭 I think I’d forfeit and if it were real I’d need Ilya rozanov to fuck the living daylights out of me to make me forget

      once again you hit it out of the park!!! your characterization is so good, like they’re in a completely different world but they still have what makes them them, if that makes sense? and your Ilya voice is just chefs kiss

      one million kudos to you and my intubation king shane hollander

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