"and listens to Shorter hit the same wrong notes and still sound quite fucking great overall just by sheer intensity." - I swear to god. Only Shorter.
"He bothers because of Max, and Jess, and Michael, and even Mary Shelley—Michael’s turtle that he has to feed because Michael forgets." - I'VE NEVER MET THIS TURTLE AND I ALREADY LOVE HER
"That’s not—what signature is that!” Yut-Lung yells, every time Ash comes up with something new" -
"And every time, no exception, Yut-Lung greets them the following week with a full bass line to keep everything together as if he didn’t have another million, more pressing things to do." - Yut-Lung's priorities >>>>>>
"the time they got sixteen dollars total and Ash had to stop Shorter from punching the patron in the teeth" - Shorter really was about to lose it over one dollar and honestly, I respect that 💀
"Sing, who tries so hard it’s actually painful to watch, says “I think he was cute too,” so Ash can witness the exact moment Yut-Lung chokes on his bile." - love how Yut-Lung tries to act all prestigious but has clearly just ended up in the "friend everybody likes to wind up" role 🤌🏽
The empty can falls inside the bin on the first try and Ash shrugs. “I’m gonna ask him his number." - yessss Ash, go get your man
"Benson" 💀💀💀💀
"Oh—maybe I should give you fax number,” says Eiji, completely impassible. “What about telegraph? Or maybe we should use traveling pigeons?” - IT'S THE ZERO HESITATION FOR ME. My guy went *straight* for the kill 🤣🤣🤣
Shorter likes Eiji, Ash likes Eiji, I like Eiji, we ALL like Eiji!
PHI 🫶 the turtle was a spur-of-the-moment thing, what is worldbuilding, i just. throw random information in, close the lid, and blend.
Yut-Lung is my light and joy in this thing, he is the "character i live to wind up" sorry not sorry fkjgfkdj
Thank you for appreciating Eiji's brand of being absolutely feral while wearing a cardiganTM he went gay for the kill, alright (yeah i know it isn't funny if you explain the joke but i had to. it was my sacred duty). We all like Eiji and I like you!!! Have cookies 🍪🍪🍪
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