Well, that was amazing (just gonna comment in English to be polite or something). You did a really good job for someone who doesn't know Star Wars. I can only conclude I must have been talking about Star Wars too much, which is probably true. You got Qui-Gon pretty much right, I think. Impressive.
Okay, now it's time for quoting, but only the parts that made me laugh the most, because I was laughing the whole time. Thank you for this.
“I look like a lightsaber,” Anakin Skywalker said.
Really, Anakin? Really?
“I’ll be the dark side. You have first turn.”
Again, Anakin, really? Dark side jokes?
The texture is rather, well, sandy?”
Can't believe you managed a sand joke in here. I love it. Can't believe jedi afterlife has cupcakes.
“What are you doing, Anakin?”
Anakin, sitting on a unicycle and juggling active light sabers with surprising skill, did not look his way even once. “I am bringing balance to the force.”
“Okay,” Obi-Wan said, and promptly went back to sleep.
This. I can't believe this. I'm laughing too hard to type.
Obi-Wan smiled, just because. “Three dimensional chess?”
“No,” Anakin said, and kissed him.
He was right. It was definitely more interesting than chess in whatever dimension.
Three dimensional chess? Really, Obi-Wan?
Oh, and one thing you surprisingly had absolutely right, but I don't think you could have known? There are ducks in the star wars universe (okay, I'm not 100% sure if it's still canon, probably not). Obi-Wan mentions ducks to Luke in the A New Hope novelization, which I (of course) own. Star Wars does have some kind of chess too. Overall: 10/10, you're a genius.
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