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• In a hole in the ground there lived a dragon by NobleKitty

  Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien  

  • Mature
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Gen, Other
  • Work in Progress

  02 Jan 2026

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Fíli (Tolkien)
  • Kíli (Tolkien)
  • Thorin Oakenshield
  • Dori (Tolkien)
  • Nori (Tolkien)
  • Ori (Tolkien)
  • Balin (Tolkien)
  • Dwalin (Tolkien)
  • Bifur (Tolkien)
  • Bofur (Tolkien)
  • Bombur (Tolkien)
  • Óin (Tolkien)
  • Glóin (Tolkien)
  • Gandalf (Tolkien)
  • Bilbo Baggins
  • Thranduil (Tolkien)
  • Legolas Greenleaf
  • Tauriel (Hobbit Movies)
  • Bard the Bowman
  • Elrond Peredhel
  • Gollum | Sméagol (Tolkien)
  • Azog (Tolkien)
  • Smaug (Tolkien)
  • Beorn (Tolkien)
  • Bilbo Baggins is a dragon
  • Dragon!Bilbo
  • Will there be Major Character Death? Who knows!
  • Continuity What Continuity
  • Canon Soup
  • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
  • Secret Identity
  • Secret Identity Fail
  • Identity Reveal
  • Angst
  • Angst with a Happy Ending??? Maybe IDK
  • Tags May Change
  • BAMF Bilbo Baggins
  • Sassy Bilbo Baggins
  • Bilbo Baggins is Not Oblivious
  • Bilbo Baggins is So Done
  • irregular updates
  • No Beta we die like Thorin's Sense of Direction in the movies
  • Body Dysphoria
  • Because going from a dragon to a hobbit is hard
  • And going from a maia to a wizard is hard too
  • Physical Disability
  • Chronic Pain
  • Good Old Fashioned Trauma
  • Queer Platonic Bagginshield
  • More people live/Less people die
  • Iglishmêk
  • Khuzdul
  • Dwarf Culture & Customs
  • Elf Culture & Customs
  • Hobbit Culture & Customs
  • Dwarf & Hobbit Cultural Differences
  • Dragon Culture & Customs
  • Orc Culture & Customs
  • Weird Biology
  • Humans are not reproductively binary and the other races more so
  • Gender dysmorphia
  • Implied/Referenced Child Abuse
  • Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con
  • Implied/Referenced Torture
  • Character Death

  Summary

  This fic is intended to be a comprehensive rewrite fusion of The Hobbit movies and the novel, wherein Bilbo Baggins is a dragon. But also a hobbit. Chaos ensues and The Ring is temporarily abandoned in the confusion that is The Quest.

  Language:

  English

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