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In a world obsessed with killing and dying, Seiko is mostly concerned with chasing off her boredom. The Academy wasn’t exactly intellectually stimulating, but dying in the second shinobi war sounded like a long walk off a short pier. Everyone is always so stressed about avoiding attention, or min-maxing skills in situations like this.
Seiko is of the opinion that those people need to chill the hell out. Maybe play a little shogi. Death comes for them all anyways. Better to enjoy this all while it lasts.
(genius self insert stumbles into disrupting a timeline with the intentionality of an elephant trampling a very fancy tea shop.)
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02 Sep 2024
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"Get me another kunoichi."
"I believe Haruno Sakura has the potential to be a good kunoichi. Right now, she's average. However - "
The former Anbu Captain turned to his Hokage and repeated "If you want me to pass this team, get me another kunoichi."
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*In which Kakashi chooses the third member of his team, and everything goes differently from there.
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26 Aug 2024
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Naruto Yamanaka hadn't had any great aspirations for her marriage. As the powerless bastard daughter of Inoichi Yamanaka, she'd hoped her future husband would be kind, forgiving, and that he might find her company enjoyable.
Kakashi Hatake hadn't planned to get married at all. As a bitter and jaded war hero, he'd hoped his future would mostly consist of drinking himself to death alone in his home. When the Hokage mandated his wedding and he'd killed his bride less than a week later, he'd hoped the man wouldn't try something so stupid again.
A letter from the Hokage, mandating the marriage of one Hatake Kakashi to the daughter of the Yamanaka family, had Naruto and Kakashi both wondering why they bothered hoping for anything anymore.
_____Inspired by OchiMochiMochi's Hers
(And also beta'ed by OchiMochiMochi, for what that's worth)
I read Hers and wanted to answer two questions:
1. Can I beat OchiMochiMochi to marrying these dorks
2. What do I (the author) have to do to murder the fucking Ninja Mayor with my bare handsBookmarked by Smhardin
02 Aug 2024
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When I died, I never thought I'd get a second chance at life, let alone another chance as the protagonist of an anime. Getting another chance in a world with Snake pedos, heart thieves, and peepers with doomsday capabilities wasn't a part of the memo. But I ain't selling my life cheap, that's for damn sure. Male OC NarutoInsert. Chapters 1-4 prologue.
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11 Jul 2024
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Tale as old as time
True as it can be
Barely even friends
Then somebody bends
Unexpectedly
Just a little change
Small to say the least
Both a little scared
Neither one prepared
Beauty and the beast------------
This is a story of how I met your father the green beast of konoha, the strongest taijutsu shinobi in the nation; a man who gone far beyond the expectations, a man who is positive and never given up hope and joy.How did I met him? That is ancient history where beauty meet a beast called Might Gai.
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Your mother was a genius, prodigy just like her brother; she was out of legend for me, the more I tried to catch up to her; the more I felt distance between us. We are sun and moon, she was brave, intelligent, someone who have a heart of gold.I told her when we first met that I would never led the spring of youth dies down even if she tries to make me hates her, loath her. To me she is my moon, my light and my love. Her name is Crystal Namikaze, my wife; the mother of six.
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29 Jun 2024