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The much better, Dursley's can fuck off, Slytherins are people too AU by alwayslily22, Des98
Fandom Harry Potter (books), Harry Potter - Fandom, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
- Mature, Teen And Up Audiences, Not Rated
- Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
- F/F, F/M, Gen, Multi, M/M
- Series in Progress
15 Aug 2018
- Graphic Depictions Of Violence
- Major Character Death
- Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy
- Millicent Bulstrode/Pansy Parkinson
- Luna Lovegood/Ginny Weasley
- Ron Weasley/Hermione Granger
- Narcissa Malfoy/OFC
- Remus Lupin/Sirius Black
- Pansy Parkinson/Millicent Bulstrode
- Hermione Granger/Pansy Parkinson
- Hermione Granger/Pansy Parkinson/Millicent Bullstrode
- Olliver Wood/Marcus Flint
- Angelina Johnson/Katie Bell
- Blaise Zabini/idk a lot of people that kid is HORNY
- Ron Weasley/Questions about his sexuality
- Ginny Weasley/Luna Lovegood
- Ron Weasley/Victor Krum
- Severus Snape/OC
- Minerva McGonagall/the entire concept of being a badass
- Dumbledore/misfortune and stupidity
- Sirius Black/Remus Lupin
- Kreacher/His frying pan and dursley torture
- Fleur Delecour/OFC/Bill Weasley
- Cho Chang/Cedric Diggory
- Ron Weasley/Viktor Krum
- Severus Snape/OMC
- Neville Longbottom/Blaise Zabini
- Cedric Diggory/Cho Chang
- Fleur Delacour/Bill Weasley
- Fleur Delacour/Bill Weasley/OFC
- Tonks/Madame Rosmerta/OFC
- Albus Dumbledore/the 'major character death tag'
- Hannah Abbott/Susan Bones
- Harry Potter
- Ron Weasley
- Hermione Granger
- Draco Malfoy
- Pansy Parkinson
- Blaise Zabini
- the whole gang basically
- Minerva McGonagall
- Albus Dumbledore
- Severus Snape
- Gilderoy Lockhart
- Ginny Weasley
- Fred Weasley
- George Weasely
- Percy Weasley
- Remus Lupin
- Sirius Black
- Moaning Myrtle
- Peeves the Poltergeist
- Seamus Finnigan
- Neville Longbottom
- Dean Thomas
- Minister Fudge
- Dementors - Character
- Susan Bones
- Hannah Abott
- literally everyone
- Hannah Abbott
- George Weasley
- fucking everybody okay?!
- Cedric Diggory
- Viktor Krum
- Fleur Delecour
- Cho Chang
- Kreacher - Character
- Dobby
- Narcissa Malfoy
- The Grangers
- Albus Dumbledoofus
- Voldemort/Snifflemort
- Sarah the awesome therapist
- Literally everyone in the Harry Potter world plus the OC's we've come to love is here
- and I'm sick of typing tags
- so here we go - Character
- Sarah the therapist
- Aralynn
- Voldemort
- BUT NOT BELLA MWAHAHHAHA
- WHICH YOU'LL KNOW IF YOU'VE READ THE SERIES
- Julian Donovan
- Because I wouldn't kill him I'm not a monster
- Sapphire the horned serpent
- Du the adder
- Nagini
- Because my girl is boss
- Ditto
- Malala the OC/OG
- Bill Weasley
- Fred and George Weasley
- I've put their tag together because they will never be seperated
- Hedwig
- Hagrid
- Madame Maxime
- and their little surprise
- Gordon Ramsey (HAHHAHAHHA spoiler alert)
- ALLL THE CHARACTERS
- I'm definitely forgetting some obvious ones
- But forgive me - Character
- Because I have had a long day
- I have no money
- And I am very small
- so you can imagine the kind of stress that I am under
- Also I'm bad at thinking of Names off the top of my head
- anyway... - Character
- So the major character death tag is obviously for dumbledoofus
- because I ain't gon kill any of the faves
- Oh and REGULUS BLACK YAY!
- abusive dursley's
- Abusive Lucius Malfoy
- Fic based on a tumblr prompt
- multi-chapter fic
- Albus Dumbledore learns he's a bloody fucking idiot
- Snape learns he's an arse
- And slowly learns not to be so much of an arse
- maybe...
- Gryffindor/Slytherin Friendships
- Inter-House Friendships
- Fix-It
- AU
- obviously
- if you haven't got that
- Sporadic Updates
- Unreliable Narrator
- The golden trio is basically a golden clusterfuck
- because everybody is friends now yay
- Well - Freeform
- Somewhat
- slytherins are cool okay?!
- Flashbacks
- Abuse Flashbacks
- Dementors
- Mentions of past abuse
- Minerva is angry as hell with the entire situation
- and is probably gonna lose her shit with the dementors
- Like
- She gon go HAM
- Don't Mess with Minnie
- goblet of fire - Freeform
- Triwizard Tournament
- dumbeldore is gonna get his ass kicked
- Flashbacks to Abuse
- Mentioned Abuse
- Abusive Dursleys
- Hogwarts castle's where he spends most of his days
- voldemort's up to no good
- started makin' trouble in the neighbourhood
- harry isn't a horcrux
- but dumbledore still thinks he is
- because dumbledore is an idiot frankly
- also
- Shit's gonna go down
- Minerva is gonna kick some more ass
- Harry dear i love you so much i'm sorry for everything that is about to happen to you
- imma tell you right now
- i ain't gonna kill cedric
- I ain't got the heart to do it
- i just don't okay?!
- so if you like pain and suffering and you're a cruel bastard who wishes death on my sunny hufflepuff
- gtfo
- archaic magic
- very stupid shit's about to go down
- if that wasn't already obvious
- if you don't think dumbledore's an idiot
- you will not like this fic
- because i'm still mad at that bastard
- can't wait to kill him off
- but not yet
- unfortunately
- it's one am and these tags are like
- idek
- Slytherins are awesome
- pansy parkinson is a bad ass
- who is gon rock this shit
- Powerful Harry
- mage senses
- probably multiple headcanons from tumblr
- because i don't live in the real world because that's a dumb place to be
- g'bye
- Order of the Pheonix
- All of our animal friends
- Badass Pansy Parkinson
- supportive hogwarts environment
- Harry has a family and friends who love him
- slytherins are cool
- WE GONNA TORTURE A TOAD BITCH
- The Ministry are a bunch of idiots
- aftermath of abuse
- Awesome Kreacher
- who is like a small bald wrinkly rapunzel with his frying pan
- Polyamory
- and open relationships
- and honestly let's have some fun
- when you use archaic torture methods bad things happen to you
- I'm looking at you
- you stupid pink toad
- SUFFER BITCH SUFFER
- Mermaids and unicorns and centaurs oh my!
- Dragons
- lily the dragon - Freeform
- mama horntail
- nagini is cool now because she isn't having her head fucked with by a horcrux
- and picture her talking like beyonce in bootylicious
- because it's very amusing honestly
- wormtail is regretting everything he has ever done that has led him to this point
- FUDGE IS FUUUUUCKED
- nobody we care about dies in this AU
- because honestly i'm not a monster
- I MEAN SERIOUSLY JK WHAT WAS THE ACTUAL FUCKING POINT OF KILLING CEDRIC YOU ABSOLUTE MONSTER
- AND KILLING ONE TWIN?!!!!!!
- LIKE WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT?!!!!!!!!
- AND HEDWIG???!!!!!!
- WHAT THE FUCK DID SHE DO TO YOU?!
- I'M NOT GONNA KILL HER
- OR SIRIUS OR FRED OR SNAPE
- BUT YOU JUST GO ASSHOLE TO DEAD HERO LIKE WHO DOES THAT
- anyway
- GONNA KILL DUMBLEDORE EVENTUALLY
- but like
- WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT THAT OLD GOAT-FUCKER ANYWAY
- AND YES I KNOW THAT IT IS TECHNICALLY HIS BROTHER WHO FUCKS GOATS
- DUDE'S GOTTA HAVE SOMETHING WRONG WITH HIM TO BE SUCH A DOOFUS
- AND A GOAT-BORNE DISEASE WOULD EXPLAIN A LOT
- ANYWAY I'M GETTING OFF TRACK ENJOY THE STORY
- Imwithkreacher
- diversity
- Gay
- Past Abusive Dursleys
- Past Abusive Lucius Malfoy
- Islam because their were ABSOLUTELY MUSLIMS IN BEAUXBATONS FIGHT ME!
- Kreacher is my dude
- Aspergers Rep
- Lots of OC's
- yeah i didn't see it coming either but I'm one of those writers who uses a lot of OC's in fanfic now
- Australia
- AND ALL THEIR DANGEROUS ANIMALS
- And also digs at how they were awful to the aboriginals
- because honestly fuck that shit
- Lots and lots of John Mulaney references see if you can find them
- ALL THE DIVERSITY
- HOUSE ELVES ARE AWESOME AND HAVE RIGHTS
- EAT ASS SUCK A DICK AND SELL DRUGS
- OKAY THAT ACTUALLY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE ACTUAL FIC BUT SRSLY
- I AM JUST TYPING TAGS NOW
- BECAUSE I CAN!
- there's probably gonna be some graphic violence and maybe some sex scenes but I'll tag them
- so please enjoy the fics
- and I hope my tags have continued to please you
- but if not...
- eat ass
- suck a dick
- and sell drugs
- Words:
- 334,207
- Works:
- 5
- Bookmarks:
- 2,334
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