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“Pardon?”
“You heard me. Unzip your pants!”
“But I’ve never done this before—”
“Neither have I you freak. I’m a triangle!” Bill mocked.
“I guess McGucket isn’t fiddling you, Ford. But don’t worry, I’ll take on the legacy and rename myself ‘Bill Fiddled-Ford Cipher’! I personally like the sound of that.”
Or, Ford finishes his work early and is starving. Bill treats him to a faulty meal which arises the question: Does a human taste good?
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“Pizza? At fucking 3 AM? Is this the meal of the devil’s hour?”
Although Old Sport was drastically off with his time estimation he wasn’t incorrect about this pizza being the devil’s meal.”
Or, Dave is informed that Jack eats his pizza with no sauce. With this new information at hand the purple guy is determined to create his own unique gimmick of Old Sports pizza preferences.
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Tension between Dave and Jack was noticeable… VERY noticeable. It shouldn’t have been hard for the purple guy to suggest his feelings elsewhere than Jack, yet it was. How could he when he was always so hyper focused on the others moves?
Or, Dave and Jack got some obvious tension and decide to make a ‘little’ bet that leads to a good ‘head’ filling.
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After chaotic disaster broke out within Freddy Fazbender’s both Old Sport and Dave decided to have a celebratory sloppy haze in Vegas. So why was Jack so clearheaded when it came to finding Daves used fleshlight?
Or, Jack is flustered and arosed after stumbling upon his friends come-filled sex toy.
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Dave was intrigued with his partner in crime so he breaks into his home at night. He finds him resting beautifully, in awe at the sighting, not a sound out of the resting Helios. Yet of course to create a juxtaposition to this he decides to add his own pleasurable sounds.
Or, Dave is a horny fuck and Jack allows him hit it from the back in his sleep.