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• Do Vary, Die Rising by Chalrid39, charls (Chalrid39), mv4435

  Fandoms: Original Work  

  • Explicit
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con
  • F/F, F/M, M/M, Multi
  • Work in Progress

  25 Sep 2025

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Rape/Non-Con
  • Danilo (Dani) Von De Rizz/Philipp (Phil) Hamas
  • Ben Netanya/Sarah Konnisiwa
  • Other Relationship Tags to Be Added
  • Original Characters
  • Dani Von De Rizz
  • Ben Netanya
  • Phil Hamas
  • Sarah Konnisiwa
  • Cassie Famminy
  • Martin Flowers
  • Felix Spandex
  • Other Character Tags to Be Added
  • Lucy Tony
  • Implied/Referenced Sexual Assault
  • POV Multiple
  • Assault
  • Cheating
  • Domestic Violence
  • POV First Person
  • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
  • Homophobia
  • idk why we wrote this sorry
  • no beta we die like our grades while writing this story
  • oh yeah im writing it
  • im writing it so good
  • way too many song references because we're teens what did you expect
  • this was written terribly on purpose we promise
  • Panic Attacks
  • the mc is lowkey a bitch

  Summary

  Dani is a simple bald man with a simple bald life.
  Little does he know something as small as a hamster will turn his life upside-down on an average day.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,267

  Chapters:

  7/?

  Comments:

  7

  Kudos:

  2

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  43