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imacat: so you know how morgan freeman's voice is Basically gods????
Iron ore: uhm yeah
imacat: i don't suppose fury's voice can technically be a demigod's voice?
Hawkass: OH MY GOD YOU'RE RIGHT
Iron ore: DONT USE GODS NAME IN VAIN
Hawkass: I REPENT
HERCULES MULLIGAN: why is this my life?
THOR SON OF ODIN: I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHO THIS MARTIN MAN IS
Hawkass: 'martin man'
Spangles: Neither do i tbh
imacat: i'll tell you both later
Iron ore: omg fury should do commercials!!!
Hawkass: 'DONT USE GODS NAME IN VAIN' hypocrite
Iron ore: it's 'oh my gosh' dumbass
Hawkass: no. according to google 'omg' means 'oh my god' so there
Iron ore: not anymore
Hawkass: ...
Hawkass: YOU CHANGED GOOGLE YOU DO NOT DESERVE THIS POWER
Iron ore: please, i could literally OWN google if i wanted
Spangles: Tony no
imacat: ANYWAY
imacat: i agree with Tony. Fury should do commercials!!!
Hawkass: thirded!
HERCULES MULLIGAN: ok fine fourthed
THOR SON OF ODIN: I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND BUT I WILL AGREE TOO
Spangles: ...
Iron ore: STEEB
imacat: comon rogers it'll be fun
Spangles: Okay fine
Hawkass YAY DAD
Spangles: omg
Iron ore: DONT USE GODS NAME IN VAIN
Hawkass: *middle fingers @tony* HYPOCRITE
HERCULES MULLIGAN: I reiterate: why the fuck is this my life?
imacat: steeb bruce said a bad language word
Spangles: why the fuck should i care?
Hawkass: sassy!Steve
imacat: imna kick your ass for that rogers
Spangles: oh dear
Hawkass: angry!Tasha
THOR SON OF ODIN: confused!Thor
Hawkass: Clint wins
Iron ore: WAIT FURY SHOULD DO ARBY'S COMMERCIALS
Hawkass: tony this is why i like you
HERCULES MULLIGAN: I am Concerned