Micro Fics

by JamieHarper

Summary:

This was one of those write a tiny ficlet for different genres of fiction; crack, angst etc. The first one allowed a couple of sentences, the others had to be 15 words max. Some of the fandoms are only here as tiny crossovers.

Chapter 1: Torchwood Mostly

1st Time
It isn't all perfect and at one stage Ianto ends up hitting Owen in the head with his elbow. He kisses it better. They've both enjoyed themselves and hey there's always plenty of chances to practice.

Fluff
Owen loves taking care of Ianto so when he's sick he gets him the soft tissues, a Vicks inhaler and some Lemsip. He leaves him a few DVDs and a book so he doesn't have to move very far. At work he worries about Ianto all day. When he gets home Ianto is sleeping. Owen fixes the duvet and takes the remote from Ianto's hand. He kisses his forehead, Ianto's temperature feels normal again thankfully.

Angst
His partner has been shot and he can't move. He watches Martha about to autopsy him, feeling numb. When they bring Owen back he doesn't know what to say. Owen's hurt, angry and scared. He dumps Ianto two days later, nobody wants a zombie boyfriend.

Crack
Jack is always telling tall tales like there really is a group like the X-Men in the future. He tells them Brad Pitt will one day be president of America, that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are based in fact. Nobody believes him but the stories are entertaining. Owen and Ianto are surprised on a weevil hunt one day to find themselves confronted with a huge toad that looks suspiciously like Baron Von Greenback. They later apologise to Jack for calling him a liar. Owen wonders if this means that the Brad Pitt thing is true too.

AU
Dr Owen Harper was working the late shift in A & E when a young man was admitted with slashes to his wrists. They are able to help him and Ianto asks him to stay while he's seen by the psychiatrist. He's lost his girlfriend and doesn't see a way back from that. Owen feels so sorry for the situation Ianto is in. He tends to the other patients but keeps coming back to check on Ianto. He hopes he can fix him.

Crossover (Being Human)
They've had reports of strange attacks in Bristol, victims drained of their blood or people being mauled. Jack is insistent that it's not aliens but lets them investigate. They don't find much out, the local police have it covered they insist. Owen and Ianto find themselves in a pub with a nice couple called George and Mitchell. George insists they're just friends but most people don't look at their friends like that. Mitchell kisses him on the cheek and Ianto smiles when George just blushes.

Humour
They spend ages planning. Barring an alien invasion this will happen. Owen puts sellotape over the taps and Ianto puts salt in the sugar. Gwen appears with a wet patch on her top, shouting obscenities. Two hours later Jack and Tosh are spitting out their coffees. Ianto and Owen giggle like children. They'll have to be on the lookout for revenge pranks.

H/C
Ianto is sneaking off on his own again and Owen is worried. He's been secretive and seems really down. Owen follows him one day as far as the cemetery. He approaches Ianto slowly, unsure if he should disturb him. Ianto looks up "I know it's empty but she deserved some sort of remembrance." Owen holds Ianto's hand as he stands over Lisa's grave.

Smut
Owen doesn't want to think about Jack while he's having sex with Ianto but it seems Jack taught Ianto some things. When he feels Ianto's tongue against his hole, when Ianto licks and kisses him there Owen can't help but feel grateful that Jack must have introduced Ianto to rimming.

Chapter 2: Primeval Mostly

1st Time (Claudia Brown/Tom Ryan)
"Sorry, bit quick off the mark there."

"It's fine, Tom. It'll be better next time."

Angst (Danny Quinn/Tom Ryan)
Ryan respected Danny's decision to go after Ethan but he still missed his boyfriend terribly.

Humour (Nick Cutter/Stephen Hart)
When Nick arrived Stephen smiled and then sighed.

"We can't both go as Indiana Jones."

AU (James Lester)
James Lester watched his targets. They seemed nice enough but by midnight they'd be dead.

Fluff (Danny Quinn/Tom Ryan)
Tom curled up beside Danny, grateful for the loud snoring that meant Danny was home.

Crossover (Ianto Jones from Torchwood and Tom Ryan)
When Tom arrived in heaven he was greeted by a gorgeous Welshman in a suit.

Crack (Matt Anderson and Abby Maitland)
Abby thinks she's hallucinating but when Matt sees the purple dinosaur too they start worrying.

H/C (Hilary Becker/Connor Temple)
Becker apologises when he's sick again.

Connor waves him away. "It's okay. I'll clean up."

Smut (Tom Ryan/Connor Temple)
Connor thrust into Ryan repeatedly, making him moan loudly.

"Fuck, Connor, that feels so good."

Chapter 3: Muilti-Fandom One

Fluff (Adam Ross/Mac Taylor from CSI:NY)
Mac's kissing him like nothing else matters and in that moment nothing does.

1st Time (Eric Delko/Ryan Wolfe from CSI:Miami)
Eric goes slow but it still hurts a little. It'll be better next time.

Angst (Martin Fitzgerald/Danny Taylor from Without A Trace)
"I'm always going to be your dirty little secret."

"I'll tell my dad."

"Yeah right."

Crack (Jim Kirk/Hikaru Sulu from Star Trek AOS)
Sulu watched his boyfriend sneezing repeatedly after the bridge was invaded by giant fluffy bunnies.

AU (Chuck Bartowski/Devon "Captain Awesome" Woodcomb from Chuck)
"I love that my boyfriend's a badass spy."

"You're the best, thanks for being understanding."

Crossover (Adam Ross/Abby Sciuto from CSI:NY/NCIS)
Wearing only his collar Adam kneels as instructed, holding out his hands to be cuffed.

Humor (Ted Mosby/Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother)
Ted laughed at Barney's expression, "told you I'd get more guys' numbers."

"Fine! You win."

H/C (Aaron Livesy/Jackson Walsh Emmerdale)
Aaron smiles softly at Jackson, "I'll be here everyday for as long as it takes."

Smut (Tony Di Nozzo/Leroy Jethro Gibbs from NCIS)
Tony pulled Gibbs close for a kiss. Gibbs kissed back hungrily, pressing himself against Tony.

Chapter 4: The Night Shift Mostly

1st Time
Drew never imagined his first time would be with anyone as stunning as Rick Lincoln.

Angst
He savors every message and memory, knowing that Drew deserves a partner not a burden.

Humor
Brianna laughs as Drew swears and spits out some mustard filled donut.

"April Fools, dad."

AU
Rick's been half in love ever since he hired Drew to dance in his club.

Fluff
They renew their vows with Brianna as a beaming bridesmaid and their friends cheering loudly.

Crossover (Midnight Texas)
"Met this guy tonight, psychic."

"For real?"

"Had a message from Topher."

"Damn, you okay?"

Crack
Werewolves aren't real Rick says but the thing they're chasing looks a lot like one.

H/C
He holds his husband's hand, the bleeping of the machines a persistent but hopeful soundtrack.

Smut
Drew groans and pleads with Rick to stop stretching him and just fuck him already.

Notes:

Not sure how I discovered The Night Shift a few years after the fact but I'm so glad I did.

Chapter 5: Prodigal Son Mostly

1st Time
The first time he introduced himself as Malcolm Bright was a relief, no disgusted looks.

Angst
Dani is capable and strong but she's been gone three days and they've no leads.

Humor
It's hard not to laugh when Gil angrily slams his mug down and it shatters.

AU
The first was hard, stronger than anticipated. Malcolm bested her though, savoring her last gasps.

Fluff
He and Ainsley are curled up on the couch, critiquing old episodes of Criminal Minds

Crossover (White Collar)
Malcolm smiles as he shakes hands with the gorgeous FBI consultant.

"Neal Caffrey."

"Malcolm Bright."

Crack
It had to be a prank he thought as the morgue drawers began to rattle.

H/C
He's hurt yet again and Gil is yelling but hugging him tightly, making things better.

Smut (Also a White Collar crossover because I want to write him some lovely sex with the gorgeous Neal Caffrey & Sara Ellis)
Malcolm stretches out next to Neal as Sara undresses, wondering who she'll let come tonight.

Chapter 6: Handsome Devil Mostly

Conor and Ned

1st Time
Ned's first time was an unfulfilling fumble, utterly unlike his and Conor's first night together.

Angst
"He has no right, Ned, calling you a..."

"Did you think Weasel capable of growth?"

Humour
Conor's laughter only makes Ned even more angry.

"Move your fucking training gear in future."

AU
Ned strays from Soundings occasionally, introducing his students to poets who dared to be different.

Fluff
Conor smiles as Ned moves around the kitchen, singing quietly to Suede and prepping dinner.

Crossover (Pride)
When they visit London they stay with Mr Sherry's cousin Gethin and make new friends.

Crack
Nobody knows how it happened but the whole school stops being able to tell lies.

H/C
The team's mostly fine but he hears some whispered slurs. Thankfully Ned's there for him.

Smut
Conor winces and Ned pulls his fingers free.

"I'm okay, Ned, just a little slower."

Conor and Victor

1st Time
They're both virgins but Victor takes things really slow until Conor says he wants more.

Angst
He's almost sick with worry bringing Conor home to meet his parents and come out.

Humour
Victor has the dirtiest sense of humour and loves dad jokes that make Conor cringe.

AU
Victor's distracted by the moans from his shooting partner, wanting to hear them for real.

Fluff
As his husband approaches Conor can't hide his smile, Victor's still beautiful after fifteen years.

Crossover (Hollyoaks)
There's something very familiar about Chester which is weird because Victor's never been here before.

Crack
After they marry they are able to hear one anothers' thoughts, leading to a divorce.

H/C
Victor doesn't attend the funeral at Mrs Masters' request but supports Conor through his grief.

Smut
Conor pushes Victor's jeans down and drops to his knees smiling up at his fiancé.

Chapter 7: Rocketman Mostly

1st Time
John makes his first time really amazing, even if he later shows his true colours.

Angst
He still thinks about the bastard sometimes, wondering how much of it was an act.

Humour
Bernie laughs at Elton's Christmas cracker joke, relieved that he has his best friend back.

AU
Elton likes his choir co-director on sight and thrusts his hand out.

"Elton."

"I'm Bernie."

Fluff
John is snoring softly and Elton smiles as he watches him. Last night was amazing.

Crossover (Bohemian Rhapsody)
He sees John years later with Freddie and the boys and wonders if he's changed.

Crack
Elton's stuck in the duck costume for hours, only getting free when he sprouts feathers.

H/C
Bernie never knew the worst of it but he listens now, allowing Elton a catharsis.

Smut
John kisses Elton and pulls him close, enjoying the fact that he'll be Elton's first.

Notes:

Elton John, John Reid and Bernie Taupin characterisations are purely based on their portrayals in the Rocketman movie and not intended to be reflective of the real people.

Chapter 8: Latter Days Mostly

1st Time
Their first time was perfect.  Aaron never thought he'd experience something so beautiful and loving.

Angst
The news of Aaron's death hits him hard and Christian can't stop thinking about him.

Humor
Aaron blushes at the dirty joke but he laughs too, sharing a look with Christian.

AU
Christian meets his future husband when they are opposing counsel on a gruesome murder case.

Fluff
Aaron fixes the blankets over them and throws his leg over Christian's, feeling completely content.

Crossover (with Charmed)
Christian doesn't believe in anything until his doppelganger appears in his room one day unexpectedly.

Crack
He and Aaron argue and suddenly they're in a telenovela trying to repair their marriage.

H/C
Christian holds him that first birthday, when nobody reaches out, assuring Aaron that he is loved.

Smut
He likes figuring out what'll make Christian moan.

"Can I try rimming you again?"

"Definitely."

Chapter 9: Inception Mostly

1st Time
"Was I your first, darling?"

"Shut up."

"That wasn't a denial."

"Wasn't a yes either."

Angst
He loves Eames, really loves him, but he just upped and left without saying why.

Humo(u)r
Eames drops an ice cube down Arthur's t-shirt, laughing at the torrent of swear words.

AU
The band's new accountant looks more like a roadie, one Arthur wants to know intimately.

Fluff
He's not the hearts and flowers type but Eames is, so Arthur makes Valentine's reservations.

Crossover (Latter Days)
He opens the door to missionaries and wonders why Arthur's clone is preaching at him.

Crack
Eames turns slowly, checking the mirror and fumbling for his totem. His reflection definitely winked.

H/C
Arthur's bleeding when he arrives.

"What happened?"

"Mugged."

"Come in, darling. Where does it hurt?"

Smut
Eames pushes Arthur against the wall and grabs his chin, to completely control their kiss.

Chapter 10: S.W.A.T. Mostly

1st Time

 
When Hondo calls him good boy for the first time Street feels amazing, feels loved.

Angst

 
Being off the team means he messed up his job and his relationship with Hondo.

Humor

Hondo likes making his boy laugh because Street has the best smile and gorgeous dimples.

AU

Being called to the principal's office is still scary even when you're now a teacher.

Fluff

Hondo throws his arm across Street's stomach, happy that they are not on call today.

Crossover (9-1-1)

The young firefighter his boy is chatting with, Buzz or Buck maybe, is truly beautiful.

Crack

They get an enthusiastic rendition of It's Raining Men when they storm a meth lab.

H/C

He's numb at first when he gets the news but then cries in Hondo's arms.

Smut

Street pushes Hondo against the wall and shoves his hand between them, "need you, Sir."

Chapter 11: Teen Wolf Mostly

1st Time
Peter's strangely nervous as he leads Stiles towards the bedroom, he wants this so badly.

Angst
Telling everyone is a big step and Scott's angry reaction is expected but still hurts.

Humour
“Your sarcasm is half the reason I'm with you, Peter, but not at our wedding.”

AU
Stiles checks the transfer has gone through and kneels, “I'm all yours all night, Daddy.”

Fluff
Waking up with his new husband and making breakfast together makes Stiles smile all morning.

Crossover (The Originals)
Peter has no patience for this pretentious newcomer, Niklaus, but recognises how dangerous he is.

Crack
“Stiles, why are my bunny slippers now hopping round the room after biting my toes?”.

H/C
Peter supports him through the eulogy, the burial and every awful minute of that day.

Smut
He gags when Peter thrusts forcefully but welcomes the hand at his throat restraining him.

Chapter 12: Doctor Who Mostly

1st Time
The first night with Jake was special but Mickey enjoys initiating now that he's experienced.

Angst
Sharing rooms and working together leads to some frayed tempers and angry words between them.

Humour
Jake hates dad jokes but Mickey still keeps trying and cheers when Jake unexpectedly laughs.

AU
DC Mickey Smith finds himself flirting with his new partner, joking to see those dimples.

Fluff
They always booked a twin room before but Jake smiles when Mickey requests a double.

Crossover (The Horizon Web Series)
The two Jakes get along great but Micky and Mickey seem wary of one another.

Crack
He’s seen mannequins come alive and clockwork men so the talking flowers barely phase him.

H/C
Jake is reserved and quiet, until Mickey remembers it’s Ricky’s anniversary and takes his hand.

Smut
Jake’s groan is so loud but Mickey just continues licking, hoping to hear it again.

Notes:

I knew there were two Jakes going into my crossover but I forgot about Mick(e)y being in both too. Maybe the Doctor Who guys can visit Australia some day.

Chapter 13: Leverage Mostly

1st Time
The first time Eliot stays he’s put in the middle only making a token complaint.

Angst
Parker cries when Eliot’s gone, having slammed the door.
“Don’t cry, baby.”
“He hates us.”

Humour
Parker likes pranks and Eliot doesn’t mind as long as they happen outside his kitchen.

AU
President Hardison thanks his agents, “they have the shooter?”
“Yes, Sir.”
“Spencer, Stagecoach’s out back.”

Fluff
Parker pushes her way between her boys and takes the remote. “Comedy or heist movie?”

Crossover (White Collar )
“So you’re the great Neal Caffrey?”
“Yes. Hope you’re good to Parker”
“We love her.”

Crack
“No, Parker. We are not being unsupportive by stopping you breaking in to Buckingham Palace.”

H/C
Eliot is a caretaker and loves feeding people but they’re great when he gets stabbed.

Smut
Parker watches Eliot sucking Hardison’s dick and kneels beside him. “I’ll help make him moan.”

Chapter 14: The Breakfast Club Mostly (Polyamorous Relationship)

1st Time
The first kiss with John made Brian’s stomach flip but with Allison, she was gentler.

Angst
John has a temper, but he sometimes gets scared when there’s arguing between his partners.

Humour
Allison loves jokes and Claire tries making her laugh when she goes quiet on them.

AU
Andy checks all their weapons before they head out to fight the city’s newest nemesis.

Fluff
Brian sits between John’s legs and drops his arm down to play with Claire’s hair.

Crossover (Ferris Bueller’s Day Off )
Andy’s cousin Ferris is getting married. He has to figure out which partner to bring.

Occasion
Birthday wishes are followed by birthday kisses and birthday sex, definitely Allison’s best birthday yet.

H/C
They all support Claire when her parents cut her off in sophomore year of college.

Smut
It’s just Andy and Brian tonight and Andy groans as Brian stretches him open slowly.

Notes:

Changed Crack category to occasion because it gives more freedom and I don't really get crack as a genre.

Chapter 15: Agent Carter Mostly

1st Time
Daniel expects a confident Jack when they strip off but he ends up taking charge.

Angst
“You can’t tell anyone.”
“I wouldn’t, Jack.”
“Is this wrong?”
“Feels pretty right to me.”

Humour
“Laugh now, Sousa. It’s not funny.”
Daniel grins and helps Jack out of the water.

AU
Judge Thompson cheats all the time but that’s the arrangement he made with his wife.

Fluff
Daniel flirts over dinner and Jack turns on the smile that’s always gotten him laid.

Crossover (Guys and Dolls)
Jack and Daniel interview this Sky Masterson guy who is definitely giving Jack the eye.

Occasion
“It’s Christmas, Jack.”
“I’d like the gift of sleep?”
Daniel kisses him, “okay, twenty minutes.”

H/C
An agent’s death is never easy but Daniel is shutting Jack out and blaming himself.

Smut
Jack shushes him but then does that amazing tongue thing again. “God, Jack, more please.”

Chapter 16: Tales Of The City Mostly

Jake and Flaco

1st Time
There are lots of firsts with Flaco including a nervous, “I love you so much.”

Angst
Introducing Flaco to his family has him too nervous to eat but his family behave.

Humour
He can’t even remember what set them off but they’re both almost crying with laughter.

AU
Jake wishes this interviewee was less attractive because it’s definitely wrong to date your employees.

Fluff
It’s their three month anniversary and dinner is perfect as is his beautiful loving boyfriend.

Crossover (Weekend)
This English guy Glen is thrilled to interview them about their relationship and sex life.

Occasion
“Do I get to kiss you at midnight?”
“I hope so, Jake. You need practice?”

H/C
Flaco is miserable and his nose is constantly blocked but Jake is a compassionate caretaker.

Smut
Jake bites his lip as Flaco kisses his neck and moves to Jake’s favorite scars.

Ben and Michael

1st Time
The first night after they get back together is amazing. Michael is so in love.

Angst
Being broken up, single again, really hurts. Ben doesn’t know exactly how they got here.

Humour
They don’t always have the same references but Michael loves Ben’s smile and his dimples.

AU
The new sous chef is so much younger but damn he’s really gorgeous and hard-working.

Fluff
Waking in Michael’s bed again makes him super happy and relieved they worked things out.

Crossover (Knives Out)
“Who was that blonde guy?”
“A Private Investigator. Too late to speak to Anna unfortunately.”

Occasion
“Wow. It’s a gorgeous watch.”
“For a gorgeous man. Happy birthday, Ben.”
“Thank you blowjob?”

H/C
Anna’s memorial is hard and they’re in limbo but Ben supports him all day long.

Smut
He pushes back against Ben’s tongue. Terribly rude but he’s just so good at rimming.

Chapter 17: The Old Guard Mostly

1st Time
The first time they see Booker again isn’t easy, Joe’s reluctant to trust him again.

Angst
It never gets easier to see Nicky die because some day he’ll lose him permanently.

Humour
Joe teases as Nicky cooks their breakfast, trying to make him laugh or even smile.

AU
Joe flirts with the beautiful barista, even though he’s leaving Italy in a few days.

Fluff
“Nicolò, my love, please join me in my blanket fort.”
Nicky snorts quietly and acquiesces.

Crossover (The Mortal Instruments Book Series)
Magnus joins them after Booker’s betrayal, angry at what he did and wanting to help.

Occasion
“Happy Valentine’s, darling.”
“You also, Joe, even though I am constantly assured of your love.”

H/C
Nicky dreams of the lab often but doesn’t have to go through it by himself.

Smut
Nicky smiles as Joe kneels before him, “you are so beautiful, please open your mouth.”