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"Get her off me!"
"I'm trying! I'm trying!"
" No, no, no, no! Do something she's biting me."
Napoleon pulled with all his might and finally dislodged Angelique from his partner's back.
Illya spun and the slap he gave her echoed in the room. Her reaction was immediate. She lunged at him trying to claw at his face.
"Enough!" Napoleon bellowed. "Can't you two play nice for once? It is my birthday. I'm sure I'll appreciate both your gifts equally."