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When Namjoon got home he didn’t really expect to find two of his members making out in the kitchen. It wasn’t really something that happened…ever. Today was different apparently.
He almost screamed like a girl when he walked in and saw Jimin and Jungkook making out against the counter. Jungkook was groping Jimin’s butt and Jimin was pulling his hair. It seemed pretty heated. He was unsure if they were aware of his presence or if they just didn’t care.
When they stopped, Jimin made eye contact with Namjoon. “Oh! hyung is home! We made some chicken, do you want some?” he said, as if he wasn’t just passionately kissing Jungkook. Namjoon slowly shook his head. He wondered if he had imagined the whole thing.
“Can I ask what the fuck you guys were doing?” Namjoon asked. Why the hell were they acting like this was nothing? He didn’t even know that either of them liked men, let alone each other.
“Cooking, we just told you,” Jungkook said.
“Not that! You guys were making out!” he said. He was borderline yelling. Or maybe he was full-on yelling. He wasn’t sure. What the hell was going on in this dorm?!
“Ohhhh, Jimin said, ‘I don’t know why you get so many girls,’ and I said, ‘I'm a really good kisser,’ and he said, ‘okay well I have to see for myself then,’ so I kissed him and we just made out for a while, no big deal,” Jungkook explained. Namjoon’s jaw was pretty much on the floor.
"I can’t deal with this right now, goodnight,” he said before going to bed. No big deal…
x
“Oh Jungkookie. You’re so handsome. So cute. So smart,” Jimin said. Yoongi was almost puking. This was disgusting. Jimin was sitting on Jungkook’s lap, telling him all these sweet things while they both smiled at each other lovingly, Jimin rubbing their noses together every so often. It was gross. Beyond gross.
“Jimin please get me a snack,” Jungkook said. Jimin got up from his seat (Jungkook’s lap) and as soon as he did, Jungkook slapped his ass. Jimin yelped but laughed anyway. “Your butt is unreal hyung,” Jungkook said. Yoongi was amazed at the sight in front of him.
It wasn’t because they were two guys. Yoongi liked guys himself. But they were disgustingly sweet sometimes. Yoongi would have sworn they were dating if he didn’t know better. He’s sure Jungkook was just at some girl’s place the night before.
Jimin sat down again, feeding Jungkook crackers. Jungkook took some and started feeding Jimin as well, stupid smiles plastered on their faces. They were gross. So incredibly gross.
x
Dance practice was hell. Not always, Hoseok usually liked dance practice. But sometimes when it was just him, Jimin and Jungkook he wished he was literally anywhere else.
They were warming up, just doing easier moves to an upbeat song, when Jungkook grabbed Jimin from behind and started grinding up on him. Jimin had laughed and tried (not that hard) to escape his grasp, but Jungkook held on tight. Hoseok hated them sometimes.
“Listen you guys can flirt after practice but I don’t need to see this shit,” he said, attempting to end their fun.
“Oh Jungkook, are you flirting with me?” Jimin asked. Jungkook smirked at him. Good lord Hoseok hated them.
“Always baby,” Jungkook said with a wink. That was it. Hoseok started packing up his stuff and heading out of the studio.
“You guys are gross! GROSS!” he said before going home. He considered making Yoongi and Taehyung his new dance line.
x
“Listen JK. You are just wrong. I was born handsome and I will stay handsome until I die,” Seokjin said. He was on vlive doing an Eat Jin with Jimin and Jungkook. Jungkook had incorrectly stated that Jin would be ugly in a few years. Everyone knew that was false.
“Hyung I saw you picking out grey hairs the other day in the bathroom. And you already have eye wrinkles. I don’t think you’ll age well,” Jungkook said. Jimin was laughing hysterically at the bickering. This always seemed to be the dynamic with the three of them.
"I may have grey hairs and I may have wrinkles but you cannot deny that I am still handsome,” Seokjin said, striking a pose. Jungkook shook his head as Jimin continued laughing.
“Jin hyung is ugly,” Jungkook said to the camera.
“Hey! At least I'm not some bug eyed brat!” Seokjin yelled. Jimin stopped laughing and hit Jin in the arm. Seokjin felt betrayed,
“Don’t say that about him! He’s just a kid,” Jimin said in Jungkook’s defence. The look on Jungkook’s face could only be described as smug.
“You always take his side! You’re so biased!” Seokjin was definitely yelling now. Hopefully Namjoon didn’t come into the hotel room and yell at them for being noisy again. Jimin took Jungkook’s cheeks in his hands.
“How could you say such terrible things to such a cute baby?” he said. Jungkook was smiling but it looked evil. He looked like he had won. The boy in front of him was no cute baby.
Jimin always took Jungkook’s side. One day, Seokjin would get his revenge.
x
It was late at night and they probably should go to bed but Jungkook and Taehyung had not settled anything in smash bros yet. Taehyung was sure he would win the next time. Jimin had stayed up to watch as well.
“Baby, kiss for good luck?” Jungkook said to Jimin before the match started, puckering his lips. Jimin obliged, kissing him briefly. Taehyung made barfing noises and Jimin glared at him.
Jungkook won that round. “Hell yeah!! It’s all thanks to Jimin! Thats why I love you so much. You’re my good luck charm,” Jungkook said before kissing Jimin on the cheek.
“You won because Diddy Kong is a broken character. Choose someone else,” Taehyung said. Jungkook rolled his eyes before choosing a new character. Before the match started Jungkook nudged Jimin.
“Need my good luck charm,” he said before Jimin kissed him again. Taehyung was annoyed. They were always like this. And once Jungkook won that round, he wondered if Jimin kisses really were good luck. Did Jimin have a supernatural power?
“Kiss me this time,” Taehyung said before the next match started. Jimin’s face contorted.
“What? No!” he said. He almost looked offended as he backed away from Taehyung. What the fuck.
“Baby, kiss,” Jungkook said, and Jimin leaned in without hesitation and gave it to him. Taehyung pouted.
“What the hell guys?!” Taehyung said. Why was Jimin kissing Jungkook and not Taehyung. Taehyung was good looking, a cool guy. Why wouldn’t he kiss him? Were Jimin and Jungkook dating? He was pretty sure they weren’t.
When Jungkook won again Taehyung finally gave up. He couldn’t beat Jimin’s supernatural powers.
x
Jimin and Jungkook were alone in the dorm. They had been making out in Jungkook’s bed for a while and things were getting more heated.
Jungkook pulled away and looked at Jimin underneath him. His lips were swollen, his cheeks were red and his hair was messy. He looked gorgeous. “Why don’t we just date? I don’t really like it when you see other people,” Jungkook said before nuzzling into Jimin’s neck, leaving kisses behind.
“Okay. I was really mad at you when you went to that girl’s house the other day. I poured out all your cola,” Jimin admitted with a laugh. Jungkook laughed too. He had wondered where that went.
“So we’re boyfriends now? The members will be pissed,” Jungkook said. Jimin laughed again.
"I'm pretty sure they’re already sick of us. But I'm bored of talking, let’s make out,” Jimin said. Jungkook was happy to oblige.