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This was not what I expected when I woke up today.
I knew something was off when I woke up and couldn't find my glasses. Then I realized that I could see perfectly fine without them.
It was about that point when I realized that the surroundings were not familiar. I was in an apartment with a small kitchen, a living room, one bathroom and one bedroom.
Cursing, I ran to where I somehow knew where my bathroom was. Once I reached there, I could only stare at my reflection.
'That is not my face'
Two amber eyes, auburn hair, and a figure that, while not outstanding, would definitely catch some attention.
I was somehow turned into the female protagonist of Fate/Grand Order.
"What the hell?" Yep, definitely not the voice I'm used to.
I pinched myself. No waking up, so I was definitely awake.
So, now that I've figured out that I'm not dreaming, time to figure out why I'm here.
*PING*
I stiffen at the unexpected noise. It took me a few seconds to realize that it was my phone.
After a few seconds of searching, I find it. It's a simple smartphone that has the two interconnecting diamonds of the FGO logo on the back.
Apparently, I had just received a text.
Zelretch: Awake yet?
Oh hell no. No no no no.
Zelretch. Kischur Zelretch Schweinorg, the Wizard Marshal, the Second Magic, the Kaleidoscope just texted me.
This is bad on so many levels.
Me: Please tell me this is a joke.
Zelretch: Nope!
Shit.
Me: Am I correct to assume you're behind me waking up in a new body?
Zelretch: Yes, I am. You're new name is Fujimaru Ritsuka, if you were wondering.
Fujimaru Risuka...
For some reason, I like the sound of that.
Me: So why did you throw me into this body?
Zelretch: Bit of a long story. Do you know what the Class Cards are?
Oh no. The Class Cards are basically copies of Heroic Spirits in a physical card that were utilized by the Kalidosticks to let regular humans use their Noble Phantasms.
Me: Yes, I do. Do I have to look out for a Kalidostick?
Zelretch: No. As hilarious as it would be, Ruby and Sapphire are busy with other things right now.
Me: No offence, but I don't think I would be able to handle their antics.
Zelretch: Nobody really can. However, we are getting off topic. What I wanted to say was that I was experimenting with them and ended up tossing a bunch into the world you're in now.
Me: So you grabbed me out of my world and stuck me into this body to clean up a mess you made yourself?
Zelretch: Is more complicated than that.
Me: How so?
Zelretch: Well, I can't really go into that world. Some of the strongest beings there don't like me, and they live in the boundary between worlds. It takes a while to sneak in so they don't notice, and that's were you come in. You are a regular human with no apparent special traits. You can slip in and gather the Class Cards before things get too bad before I arrive.
Beings that even Zelretch is afraid of? What sort of monsters could they be?
Me: What kind of world did you send me too?
Zelretch: Do the words Highschool DxD ring a bell?
Oh, crap. Highschool DxD. The series that has some of the most broken powers in any sort of entertainment. Being able to double or halve anything. Power that is manifested as a dream.
Me: You sent me into the Highschool DxD world? I am so outmatched it's not even funny!
Zelretch: I did give you something to help you. Check the top drawer of your bedside dresser.
I open the drawer and gasped at what was in there.
A class card. Not only that, but an Archer Class Card.
Zelretch: I gave you the perfect Servant to start out with. Try using it.
Me: How?
Zelretch: Shout "Include, Archer!"
Seeing no reason to not follow his order, I did just that.
"Include, Archer!"
The card shattered into motes of light, then began to reform. However, instead of turning into some sort of bow like I expected, it began to form into a gun. Specifically, a simple rifle with a decoration of a wheel at the end. It took me a few moments, then it hit me who exactly Zelretch had given me in my first Class Card.
Me: Nobunaga!
Zelretch: Yep. I'm surprised you figured it out so quickly.
Me: She will be a great help.
She really would. Nobunaga's Noble Phantasm is perfect for fighting supernatural entities with barely any connection with reality.
Me: How do I turn her gun back into a card?
Zelretch: Just say "Close"
Once more, I follow his instructions.
"Close."
The gun shattered, and returned to a gun.
Me: So how is it that I can activate the Class Cards?
Zelretch: It's what I was experimenting on. I wanted to see if I could get the Class Cards to activate without the need of the Kalidosticks.
And in doing that, he ends up losing them in probably in the worst place possible.
Zelretch: Most of them activated and released the Servant that was in the card. Fortunately, the Class Cards have a backup just in case something like that happens. They actually trapped in pocket dimensions, so they will not be moving around.
That's a good thing.
Zelretch: By the way, I registered you to Kuoh Academy. You don't want to be late on your first day!
Wait, what?