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Once upon a time, there was a fair maiden named Amber McIntosh of Columbia. She was of average height and had a recollection of P!ATD songs that no one could compare to. One day, she forgot that Brendon existed and her knowledge of the band and the love she had for their music disappeared without a trace.
Then the world died because who can live without Brendon and his beautiful 5 head.
The End
Amber opened her eyes to darkness and her heart began to pound. Why couldn’t she see anything???!!??? She couldn’t move her legs or arms and her chest felt heavy. Then she opened her eyes again and gasped. She wasn’t blind. Amber reached to her left and touched the wall to stabilize her lying figure. Once she was steady she reached to the right for her seeing apparitions and fell out of bed. Silent screams fell from her mouth. Brendon Urie burst into her room.
“Oh no, Amber! Did you break your toes?” he asked with shocked eyes.
She squinted at the blurry intruder but responded to avoid rudeness. “I think so.” She fumbled around before finding the glasses and placing them on her round bulbs.
“Fuck.” He scratched his head. “well what am I supposed to do with this?” he said with an evil grin while pulling a carton of milk from behind his back.
Ambers face contorted into a fearful expression. “Eat cereal?” She weakly suggested.
“Yea!” He agreed.
They ate sugary sweet cereal with salty nuts and lactose-free milk and lived happily. Ever. after. ! J :D:p….maybe….dun dun dun.
Wait! This isn’t the end!
Amber finds herself 20 years in the future. She hasn’t aged a day as Brendon’s magical 5 head powers have given her eternal youth. She is married to the fine ass man and has a child who has inherited the powers of the 5 head. One day her son, corkscrew (pronounced ‘connor’), comes to her with a question that reveals a part of Amber’s life that had been hidden away in her mind for years. “Mom, what is Panic! At The Disco?”
Amber feels the ache of familiarity seep into her soul and the edges of her vision go dark and she is catapulted into a world that once consumed her. A time where she knew the band but not the man of the beautiful 5 head.
Fin.
But wait there’s more! Connor/corkscrew died mysteriously after he forgot to close the gd door. Amber devastated so she formed her own band with the power of 5 head and named it Panicing in the diskor. Unfortunately, the band failed after lead singer rochelleextravganzetheandonlylee took off and formed a solo career. She cried. L
The end. Frfr100 100