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"James Buchanan Barnes", Steve mumbled absentmindedly.
"Yes? What did I do this time?"
But Steve ignored him, his eyes glued to the screen of his laptop.
"Barnes, Barnsey-"
"Steve, no!"
"Barnsy-"
"I said no!"
"Barney-"
"Steven fucking Rogers! If you ever call me Barney, I'm gonna dye your Captain America costume pink and sew little ribbons on it!"
"-"
Buck stared at his roommate who finally took his eyes from the 'How I Met Your Mother' series.
"You're no fun."
