Camelot Is Typing...

by mooonwaffle

Summary:

Thank you for all the wonderful support on this book! I truly appreciate all the comments and kudos <3 But I have decided to discontinue the book. (More info on this decision in the book notes)

Hot Knight: Percival is sick. So if anyone's come into contact with him, you're quite possibly fucked.
Merls: god damn it. He gave me a piggyback ride on Wednesday. No wonder I have a sore throat
Hot Knight: A SORE THROAT?!
BFG: Uh oh
Hot Knight: YOU HAVE A MOTHER FUCKING SORE THROAT?
Merls: relax, I didn't give him a blow job
Hot Knight: (ಠ_ಠ)
Merls: not this week at least
BFG: Merlin. Run.
Merls: oh, honey. I don't run

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"Camelot Is Typing" теперь переведена на русский язык Камелот печатает - young_artist_ai

Chapter 1: Welcome Peasants

Summary:

Short chapter for the intro, sorry! I promise they'll get longer :)
Thanks for reading, ya'll!

Notes:

Thank you for all the wonderful support on this book! I truly appreciate all the comments and kudos <3 But I have decided to discontinue the book.

I started writing this in 2018 when I was still a teenager, but I'm in my 20s now and don't feel comfortable continuing to write it. Part of the appeal of writing this book back then was the spiciness and drama. The only way I'd feel right continuing this book is if I left those parts out, but then it wouldn't be same. There's a chance I'd rewrite this book one day where the characters can be adults with all the spice and drama I want, but until then, this is it. Thank you again for your support <3

 

Hot Knight has created a group chat

Hot Knight has renamed this chat Welcome Peasants

Merls: Gwaine, wtf?

Arthur: yeah, I didn’t sign up for this

Hot Knight: you love me

BFG: I love you

Hot Knight: ;)

Merls: please keep your gayness quiet, I’m trying to sleep

Arthur: it’s the middle of the school day?

Merls: exactly. This is my scheduled nap time

Arthur: I’m rolling my eyes right now, just so you know

Merls: SLEEPING

Hot Knight: Percy, what does BFG mean?

BFG: Big Friendly Giant, what else?

Arthur: that’s accurate

BFG: Merlin makes me give him piggyback rides

Arthur: I’m sure he does

Hot Knight: it could stand for Big Fat Goat

Arthur: or Ballistic Food Gangs

BFG: OR BIG FRIENDLY GIANT >:(

Hot Knight: u right u right babe

BFG: :)

Merls: fuck off

Arthur: Merlin, just pay attention and sleep at home, at night… y’know, like normal people

Merls: nooo

Arthur: smh

Arthur: we need more people in this chat

Merls: but you guys are the only people I know

BFG: same

Hot Knight has added IamElyan and Gweny♡

Merlin: Gwaine

Hot Knight: what?

Merls: nothing

IamElyan: i am elyan

Gweny ♡: that’s my bro. I’m the sis

IamElyan: i am bro

BFG: hello!

Gweny ♡: are you that buff dude who’s always giving that emotional kid piggyback rides?

Merls: hey!

BFG: that is I

Gweny ♡: cool, I’ve seen you before and I’ve always wanted to talk to you but you’re kinda intimidating

BFG: BUT IM BIG FRIENDLY GIANT

Hot Knight: he’s big friendly giant

BFG: IM BIG FRIENDLY GIANT

IamElyan: i am elyan

Gweny ♡: okay :) next time I see you I’ll say hi

BFG: :)

Merls: I’m not emotional

Hot Knight: …

Arthur: …

BFG: …

Merls: fuck off. I’m gonna go cry now

Arthur: point proven

Gweny ♡: can I add my crush to the chat?

Hot Knight: sure. But new members can read the chat history so you might wanna delete that

Gweny ♡: oo I will ty

Gweny has added MorganaIguana

Arthur: WHAAAA

Gweny ♡: shhh

Arthur: hello… sister

MorganaIguana: hello, little brother

Arthur: shut up

MorganaIguana: say that again and I’m not giving you your Christmas present :/

Merls: heyy, M!

MorganaIguana: MERLIN MY BOI

Merls: am I emotional?

MorganaIguana: like physically or mentally?

Merls: both

MorganaIguana: yes, definitely

Merls: I’m going back to sleep

Arthur: you do you, boo

Merlin: …

Merlin: k

Arthur: ugh

IamElyan: i am concussed

IamElyan: i am confused