Chapter 1: Freshmen Dibs
Notes:
I'd like to say that I literally know nothing about the american schooling system and its schedules (I mean I live in Asia so u-u) so you might get confused by some of the events happening in the story being supposedly out of school schedule context.
Here's a reference of the in-universe stuff you should at least know:
January: School starts
February: Freshmen are introduced
May: Midterms
June: One month holiday
September: Finals, Last important exam
Late November to December: year end Holidays
Chapter Text
“Autosluts”
Optimus Prime - TooOP
Bumblebee – Beegonethot
Bulkhead – Onebigbulk
Prowl – Ontheprowl
2 February, 9:03pm
Onebigbulk: ......So. Freshmen orientation
Ontheprowl: I can still feel my back breaking from carrying all those useless boxes even though I'm a gymnast.
Beegonethot: I can't believe you're flexing right in front of my soup
Onbigbulk: How big do you think this year's juniors are going to be?
Beegonethot: I call dibs on the cool kids
TooOP: You can't call dibs on juniors.
Beegonethot: too bad, already did
Ontheprowl: 5 dollars they'll forget you five seconds after meeting you
Beegonethot: why 5 dollars?
Ontheprowl: Because you're a broke student that spends his money on parties
Beegonethot: :(
Beegonethot: bold of you to assume its on parties
Onebigbulk: Did you see Sentinel this afternoon? He went nuts at the design crew because the flowers were "too off center"
Beegonethot: bitch needs more than just glasses
TooOP: I don't know, maybe he's just stressed.
Beegonethot: you and I both know Sentinel just likes being an asshole to anyone
Onebigbulk: Its true. At least Jazz had it under control.
Beegonethot: Jazz my man
Ontheprowl: I believe he's my man
Beegonethot: Wow okay we get it hes your bro agressive much???
TooOP: On the brighter note at least they let us go late in the morning after all that.
TooOP: Wait they're messaging me. Hold on.
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"Autobot Committee"
Ultra Magnus - UltraM
Sentinel - Americandream
Optimus Prime - TooOP
Jazz - Smoothjazz
Longarm - LonginglyLong
Jetstorm - Stormjet
Jetfire - Firejet
Blurr - g2gfast
2 February, 9:04pm
Americandream: @TooOP @SmoothJazz @Stormjet @Firejet @g2gfast @Longinglylong We're moving the meeting time to 7am.
TooOP: Wait why?
Americandream: If we're going to beat the Deceptitwats at this orientation, we have to be there sharp and early to greet our first few juniors coming in
g2gfast: But don't they come at 9am?
Americandream: NO EXCUSES.
TooOP: Okay.
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“Autosluts”
Optimus Prime - TooOP
Bumblebee – Beegonethot
Bulkhead – Onebigbulk
Prowl – Ontheprowl
2 February, 9:05pm
TooOP: I hate him.
Beegonethot: Don't we all
TooOP: We're going to have to go to school at 7am.
Beegonethot: WHAT
Ontheprowl: Kms
Onebigbulk: Why????
TooOP: Because Sentinel hates us.
Beegonethot: AHXJXKKSWMKZLO
Beegonethot: I dont wanna die blease
Onebigbulk: Who put him in charge in the first place?
TooOP: His rich parents that pay for his two Lamborghinis and bribing the school.
Beegonethot: Primus I wish that were me
Ontheprowl: Get a job first
Beegonethot: I will when I find one that lets me not work
Ontheprowl: You really frustrate me.
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“Decepticunts”
Megatron – Megaslut
Blackarachnia – Arachnophobia
Starscream – Starringme
Lugnut – Luggingbaggage
Strika- Strikayoudown
Blitzwing - Blitzbrainiac
Shockwave – Shockinglyhandsome
2 February, 9:10 pm
Shockinglyhandsome: Megs can I please leave the Longarm life behind I'm dying akskdkkdsk
Megaslut: What is it this time?
Shockinglyhandsome: They're making us go at 7 in the morning and I want to commit seppuku.
Starringme: Sucks to be you :)
Shockinglyhandsome: Fuck you scream
Blitzbrainiac: How about you just don't go?
Shockinglyhandsome: I don't want to blow my cover but at the same time I really want to please send help
Megaslut: As a formidable ally of the Decepticon cause, I'll reward your loyalty with a free starbucks drink
Shockinglyhandsome: Kinky
Megaslut: Take it or leave it
Shockinglyhandsome: Fine, but if I die the next day I'm haunting your ass
Blitzbrainiac: 👀
Shockinglyhandsome: #PrayforShockwave
Blitzbrainiac: I will be doing no praying
Shockinglyhandsome: #Fuckyouall
Blitzbrainiac: Me?~ U//w//U
Shockinglyhandsome: Fuck you Blitzwing.
Megaslut: I've been trying to sleep but you all keep bitching around like that
Luggingbaggage: Let us SLEEP
Starringme: Whatever sluts I need my beauty sleep anyway.
Shockinglyhandsome: You're going to have to come up with a new sleeping routine with a face looking like that all the time
Starringme: YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU UGLY PIECE OF SHIT
Shockinglyhandsome: AHAHAHAHAHAH
Luggingbaggage: STOP SPAMMING THIS CHAT OR I WILL TURN BOTH OF YOUR SPINES BACKWARDS TOMMORROW.
-
3 February, 8:03am
Shockinglyhandsome: @Luggingbaggage is your spine breaking offer still up? My back is killing me and Sentidick won't shut up.
Chapter 2: All These Chickens
Summary:
Megatron: You know him?
Arachnophobia: I'd rather not talk about it so fuck off
Megaslut: Okay geez you don't have to be a raging bitch all the time :/
Arachnophobia: If I were not laying on this bed I would've choked you.
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
“Autosluts”
Optimus Prime – TooOP
Bumblebee – Beegonethot
Bulkhead – Onebigbulk
Prowl – Ontheprowl
3 February, 09:53 am
Beegonethot: Freshmen_chickens.png
Beegonethot: look at all these chickens
TooOP: Bee where are you? I don't see you handing out fliers.
Beegonethot: you know the secret backstage room that no one enters because everyone assumes theres a ghost?
TooOP: Yeah
Beegonethot: Im playing mario kart in here.
TooOP: Bee wtf
Beegonethot: I deserve my break
Onebigbulk: You just took selfies with the freshmen and told them your instagram and snapchat accounts.
Beegonethot: What can I say? I'm just irresistable.
TooOP: I can't believe we're working ourselves to the bone while you sit in the haunted room and play mario kart.
Beegonethot: Its not even haunted nothing has happened to me and something always happens to me on a daily basis. I think some kid made the rumors to scare people and pranked kids with fake ghosts or smh.
Beegonethot: @Ontheprowl Come and play mario kart with me i havent got the chance to kick your ass
Onebigbulk: I think Prowl went to the main gate? He's not here in the auditorium.
Beegonethot: At least he don't get to hear Sentinal bitching about his rich ass life and his student leader creds.
Beegonethot: Holy shit wait some kid just came in here.
TooOP: Freshmen?
TooOP:.......
TooOP: Hello?
-
3 February 11, 9:53am
Beegonethot: Sorry Prowl, I just found myself a new challenger.
-
“Decepticunts”
Megatron – Megaslut
Blackarachnia – Arachnophobia
Starscream – Starringme
Lugnut – Luggingbaggage
Strika- Strikayoudown
Blitzwing - Blitzbrainiac
Shockwave – Shockinglyhandsome
3 February, 10:01am
Megaslut: There's this guy handing out papers to the freshmen and honestly I've never seen him before??? Who is he??
Arachnophobia: Send me a pic I want in on your drama.
Megaslut: kid.png
Arachnophobia:oh
Arachnophobia: That "kid's" in the same grade as me.
Megatron: You know him?
Arachnophobia: I'd rather not talk about it so fuck off
Megaslut: Okay geez you don't have to be a raging bitch all the time :/
Arachnophobia: If I were not laying on this bed I would've choked you.
Luggingbaggage: His name's Optimus Prime I believe. I think he joined the Autobot committee just this year.
Blitzbrainiac: Something wrong?
Megaslut: Why have I never seen him around at all???? And he's in the autobot committee, so I'm like confused comparing him to Sentibutt.
Luggingbaggage: Maybe that's because he didn't attend school for half a year. He was always quiet.
Blitzbrainiac: MAYBE A TALKING COLLAR WOULD HELP!!
Megaslut: He did that? What'd he do?
Blitzbrainiac: I don't know. Some people said he murdered someone and went to juvie, but those were just rumors.
Megaslut: He doesn't look like the kind of guy to kill someone??? So I don't think so?????
Luggingbaggage: Why the interest?
Blitzbrainiac: WAIT DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM??~
Megaslut: I don't.
Arachnophobia: It took you five more seconds to type and send that
Blitzbrainiac: I'M RIGHT ACROSS YOU AND YOU'RE A LYING LIAR AHAHAHAH
Megaslut: You're being a child
Blitzbrainiac: I'M NOT A CHILD YOU BUFFOON
Megaslut: Said the guy who drove to the shopping mall at 2 am in the morning to get honey flakes cereal for breakfast even though he's a rich kid with avacado in his pantry.
Luggingbaggage: Oh my primus
Blitzbrainiac:CNCJCIDKKSKS XN K NDLX
Arachnophobia: If anyone is video recording their little cat fight send it to me thx.
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“Autosluts”
Optimus Prime – TooOP
Bumblebee – Beegonethot
Bulkhead – Onebigbulk
Prowl – Ontheprowl
3 February, 10:10pm
TooOP: THERE'S A FIGHT HAPPENING IN THE CORRIDOR
Onebigbulk: Has anyone tried breaking it off?
TooOP: It's Megatron and Blitzwing so NO WAY am I touching any one of them if it gets me killed.
Onebigbulk: yikes
Beegonethot: Sorry guys, I'm currently whooping someone's ass in mario kart. My priorities are in this room.
Beegonethot: I can hear the freshmen chanting like a cult. Its taking me back to that time the seniors chanted at me to jump off the roof of the frat house
TooOP: The teachers aren't even doing anything?
Onebigbulk: Because the last time they tried one came out with a broken tooth.
TooOP: How on earth are they still in school????
Onebigbulk: They're rich kids.
TooOP: Oh
Beegonethot: Get their gucci gang or smh
TooOP: No way I'm talking to anyone in the Decepticon Committee.
Beegonethot: Your lose
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"Autobot Committee"
Ultra Magnus - UltraM
Sentinel - Americandream
Optimus Prime - TooOP
Jazz - Smoothjazz
Longarm - LonginglyLong
Jetstorm - Stormjet
Jetfire - Firejet
Blurr - g2gfast
3 February, 10:12pm
UltraM: What's happening?
TooOP: A fight broke out and its between Megatron and Blitzwing.
Americandream: Why aren't you stopping them???
TooOP: Maybe I don't want to get decapitated by either one of them.
Americandream: Well do something or our plans are going to waste over some fight freshmen are stupidly interested in.
TooOP: I'll think of something.
Firejet: Have you tryed the throwing of a fire hydrent on them?
Stormjet: That was what I was thinking exactly
TooOP: I think that'd just make them want to attack me but thanks for the idea.
Firejet: It was of no problem :)
TooOP: Where's Blurr and Jazz?
Americadream: Busy with a presentation to deal with this nonsense
TooOP: Longarm???
Americadream: Busy answering questions go figure.
TooOP: I'll figure something out.
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“Autosluts”
Optimus Prime – TooOP
Bumblebee – Beegonethot
Bulkhead – Onebigbulk
Prowl – Ontheprowl
3 February, 10:15 pm
Ontheprowl: I heard screaming what's happening???
TooOP: ^
Ontheprowl: omw
TooOP: Oh thank Primus.
Beegonethot: I can hear you weeping in this chat
Beegonethot: Update me I want in on the drama
Onebigbulk: Blitzwing has Megatron in a choke-hold and Megatron's not surrendering.
Beegonethot: Thats nasty. But now we canonically know that Blitzwing is stronger than Megatron.
TooOP: I honestly thought I was going to have an okay day but I feel so upset right now.
Beegonethot: You make the meme sound worse OP no offense
TooOP: I didn't ask for the input but thanks.
Beegonethot: Yo why'd it all go quiet?
Onebigbulk: Prowl literally went up to the both of them and Blitzwing let him go.
Beegonethot: Does our man possess the power of god himself???
Onebigbulk: Now he's dragging them both to the principal's
Beegonethot: Are they getting suspended?
Onebigbulk: Don't think so, it'd probably be a chewing out
Beegonethot: Disappointed.
Beegonethot: This kid is so good at mario kart she made me crash my own kart.
Beegonethot: Is that even possible????
Beegonethot: She's a treasure and I'm keeping her.
Onebigbulk: Who is she?
Beegonethot: I'll introduce later.
TooOP: Sentinel's calling me, so I really need you to help hand out fliers.
Beegonethot:.....fine
TooOP: Thanks Bee.
-
Caller excerpt:
Sentinel -> Optimus Prime
February 3, 10:17pm
"Optimus? Did you stop the fight?"
"Asked a friend to help."
"Yeah yeah whatever. Listen. I need you to do something."
"Pray tell what is it?"
"I need you to stalk Megatron."
".....What?"
"I don't need to repeat myself twice. Ultra Magnus and I discussed and we came up with the idea that if we were to disassemble his gang, we need to find inside information on him and use it against him."
"Isn't that considered a crime?"
"No it won't."
"Why don't you do it? Or get Longarm he's the one good at gathering info not me."
"I assigned Longarm to another project so he's busy and so are everyone else. We're giving this task to you since you're the only free one amongst us and you're good at staying invisible so there's that."
"I have a chem and physics test coming up though-"
"Okay listen, you still owe us. And besides, this is just one small fucking favour. Spare us the complaints and just do it alright? If it weren't for Ultra Magnus and I, you wouldn't be here."
"....."
"So do it or don't."
".....fine."
"Good."
"....."
"You and I both know I'm just trying to help you right?"
"Yeah...."
"Good that you know."
"Whatever Sentinel."
"And remember, don't get caught or you'll get pulverized by a certain enemy."
-call ended-
Notes:
Buckle up kiddos cause the plot thickensss
Chapter 3: New In Town
Summary:
Starringme: Catfight.mov
Soundthealarm: I wasn't even there to see it I was stuck in a talk by the Autobot Committee
Shockinglyhandsome: Dont you mean trashbags?
Arachnophobia: They look so stupid its hilarious. Nice choke hold Blitzbrain.
Blitzbraniac: Appreciated.
Chapter Text
“Decepticunts”
Megatron – Megaslut
Blackarachnia – Arachnophobia
Starscream – Starringme
Lugnut – Luggingbaggage
Strika- Strikayoudown
Blitzwing - Blitzbrainiac
Shockwave – Shockinglyhandsome
7 February, 6:15pm
Megaslut: I still can't feel my arm and school's starting tm, do I need to go to the hospital?
Blitzbraniac: It should go away in like a day or two you're fine.
Megaslut: Bold coming from the guy who almost choked me to death
Blitzbraniac: Insult me and my breakfast preferences and I will break your neck
Megaslut: Oh no im quaking in my knees :/
Arachnophobia: Alright you babies, drop it.
Shockinglyhandsome: Hey guyyyyssssss
Starringme: What's new pussycat?
Shockinglyhandsome: I found my sonnnnn
Megaslut: Who'd you fuck?
Shockinglyhandsome: No one >:(
Arachnophobia: Sure.
Shockinglyhandsome: I was just going around and this freshman kid bumps into me and his stuff drops. And he has Post Malone blasting in his headphones.
Shockinglyhandsome: Long story short we're friends and brothers from another mother and I'd like to add him in the chat :)))
Blitzbraniac: He's gonna get trauma if he joined
Shockinglyhandsome: Too late
(Shockinglyhandsome added Soundthealarm to the chat)
Shockinglyhandsome: Everyone meet Soundwave :))))))
Soundwave: Hi :)
Blitzbraniac: Welcome to hell kid
Arachnophobia: If Shockwave is going to bully you into doing his shit tell me I'll gladly punch him.
Shockinglyhandsome: :( I pay him
Starringme: Just don't fuck with us kid.
Soundwave: I probably won't I'd be too busy vandalising the school walls
Starringme:....I like him
Shockinglyhandsome: I already called dibs on him get ur own.
Starringme: I already have 5 brothers and sisters for that so no.
Shockinglyhandsome: So how's life treating you Arachnia?
Arachnophobia: Like always :/
Arachnophobia: Are you all coming to visit this Sat? They're having a small cake party for the residents and visiting folks in here.
Arachnophobia: Soundwave can come too idm
Soundthealarm: I'd like to meet you
Shockinglyhandsome: @Soundthealarm Bring your sickest tunes to blast and annoy people
Soundthealarm: I'll try my best
Arachnophobia: Horrible.
Luggingbaggage: Sorry Arachnia, I promised Strika a date and I already got tickets to see a movie.
Arachnophobia: That's so sweet it hurts.
Strikayoudown: Shape of water is looking pretty hot.
Arachnophobia: You're making me jealous already all they have in here is old die hard movies and lame romcoms.
Blitzbraniac: If there's red velvet cake I'm in!!!! :)
Arachnophobia: Yup.
Starringme: Can't make it, I also got a hot date
Megaslut: Starscream of all people??? I'm shocked
Starringme: Jealous much?
Megaslut: Not really
Starringme: Fuck you for that and ignoring your many chances of responding to my booty call.
Megaslut: Ew I didn't even want to
Starringme: I'm just cheating this guy off his money for fancy food anyway so it will be the best date night ever :)
Megaslut: This is why nobody stays with you long enough to fuck Starscream
Arachnophobia: Ouch
Starringme: Fuck off.
Starringme: Anyway, I filmed the whole fight because it was fucking hilarious, so here you go Arachnia
Starringme: Catfight.mov
Soundthealarm: I wasn't even there to see it I was stuck in a talk by the Autobot Committee
Shockinglyhandsome: Dont you mean trashbags?
Arachnophobia: They look so stupid its hilarious. Nice choke hold Blitzbrain.
Blitzbraniac: Appreciated.
Arachnophobia: I wish I could've been there, I would've loved to rough house with you dweebs.
Megaslut: Your metal arm and leg would kill us
Arachnophobia: Oh no I still haven't really learnt how to do complicated stuff with them yet so its impossible.
Megaslut: "yet"
Arachnophobia: Don't do anything else stupid before I come back to school.
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"Bros Before Hoes"
Shockwave – Shockinglyhandsome
Soundwave – Soundthealarm
7 February, 6:28pm
Soundthealarm: If its alright, what happened to Blackarachnia?
Soundthealarm: I didn't want to sound rude so I didn't ask in the chat. But if its also not really good to tell me its fine.
Shockinglyhandsome: Nah its fine. Its just a sensitive subject for her.
Shockinglyhandsome: It happened round last year, mid year I think. There were rumors about somebody going missing in school. And it was Blackarachnia. She sort of...never came to school for a week. We tolerate her so of course we were very concerned.
Shockinglyhandsome: Then a week later the news comes on and they freaking found her body in a pretty deep canyon. Her body got crushed by some of the falling boulders and they managed to get her out.
Soundthealarm: I heard of it. I saw it on tv.
Shockinglyhandsome:No one knows how but she somehow survived. She fell into a coma when they found her and it took her a long month and more until she awoke, miraculously. So long story short, she ended up losing an arm and a leg and has sick robo prosthetics. She got stuck in rehab for the rest of that year till now. But I think she can come back to school after a week or two.
Soundthealarm: That's really rough...
Shockinglyhandsome: Which is why we try not to mess with her. She's too overpowered.
Shockinglyhandsome: She never told us what happened though so we assumed she just fell in. Don't tell her I told you this though. This is only limited to the Decepticunt members.
Soundthealarm: I technically am one so it should be fine....?
Shockinglyhandsome: I am so proud of you :')
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“Autosluts”
Optimus Prime – TooOP
Bumblebee – Beegonethot
Bulkhead – Onebigbulk
Prowl – Ontheprowl
8 February 11:12am
Beegonthot: Alright I finally remembered to get Sari's number and I manged to get it. Mind if I add her?
TooOP: That freshman you played Mario Kart with?
Beegonethot: Yep
Ontheprowl: Why are we even chatting in here we're literally sitting right across each other
Beegonethot: Becos Optimus isn't here
TooOP: I'll be there soon I think
Bigbulkhead: Go ahead :)
(Beegonethot added Sariaboutthat to the chat)
Sariaboutthat: Soooo.....hi? Name's Sari.
TooOP: My name's Optimus, nice to meet you Sari.
Onebigbulk: My name's Bulkhead :)
Ontheprowl: Prowl
Beegonethot: It's actually cool cos Sari and I are neighbours!!! She lives in the same city street as me but like she lives in a huge tower and I'm totally not jealous :(
Sariaboutthat: My dad's a scientist and inventor so yeah.
Ontheprowl: Professor Sumdac?
Sariaboutthat: Yep. Am a Sumdac. I just moved to Detroit so probably dont know me.
TooOP: Not to be rude but is there a reason?
Sariaboutthat: Nah I was just home schooled. The only people who knew about me were the people working with my dad and kids who'd come on field trips. But now I'm here and ready to be an actual human being >:)
Beegonethot: Welcome to the real world Sari, its rough and it sucks u,,w,,u
Onebigbulk: You should join the art club we're short on members
Beegonethot: Don't go promoting your club to juniors like that.
Onebigbulk: But its true
Sariaboutthat: As much as that would be cool, I think I'd pass. I don't think I can keep up with an after school activity and studies
Beegonethot: Finally someone gets me
TooOP: You never even study for your tests Bee.
Beegonethot: why u gotta expose me like that :((((
Ontheprowl: So far all I'm getting out of this is another Mario Kart player for me to defeat.
Sariaboutthat: Oh you are on Prowl
Beegonethot: A beginning of a new era and time.
Onbigbulk: Where are you anyway OP? I still don't see you.
Prowl: Are you busy?
TooOP: Sorry, I got caught up in committee duties. I think I'll skip lunch.
Sariaboutthat: But isn't freshmen orientation like over? And what about you guys?
TooOP: We have other things to do. Bulkhead, Bee and Prowl aren't exactly official members they just volunteer.
Beegonethot: Nada I'm getting you a sandwich.
TooOP: You don't have to.
Beegonethot: I want to
TooOP: Fine.
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"Untitled Group Chat"
8 February 1:03pm
(Megaslut added TooOP)
Megaslut: Hello Prime.
TooOP: How'd you get this number?
Megaslut: I have my ways.
Megaslut: But the better question is what were you doing to my bag during lunch break.
Megaslut: Because last I remembered no one touches my shit.
TooOP: I can explain
Chapter 4: Operation No Go
Summary:
Beegonethot: Okay so I've stuck with OP long enough to know that somethinge's off.
Sariaboutthat: ?????
Ontheprowl: Another conspiracy theory?
Beegonethot: Guys I'm serious.
Ontheprowl: Using actual diacritics and actual English in a text?
Ontheprowl: go on
Chapter Text
“Autosluts”
Optimus Prime – TooOP
Bumblebee – Beegonethot
Bulkhead – Onebigbulk
Prowl – Ontheprowl
Sari – Sariaboutthat
9 February, 11:20pm
Beegonethot: QUICK WHATS THE MATH ASSIGNMENT
Ontheprowl: What are you doing up so late????
Beegonethot: wdym? Its still early
Ontheprowl: oh my primus.
Beegonethot: Prowl quick whats math assignment??
Ontheprowl: Workbook A pg 24
Ontheprowl: Q1-12
Beegonethot: thanks uwu
Sariaboutthat: Why's my phone buzzing in the middle of the night????
Beegonethot: Its not in the middle of the night Sari
Ontheprowl: I can kill this man with both my hands but Master Yoketron would be disappointed in me
Beegonethot: Im going to pretend u never said that and we r best buds :)
TooOP: I can't believe you guys are still up.
Beegonethot: Last minute assignments keeps a man from his beauty sleep. A curse I must bear
Ontheprowl: Just do ur work early??? Is it that hard???
Sariaboutthat: It is a curse Prowl.
TooOP: If you fall asleep in class like the last time im not going to wake you up.
Beegonethot: What about you anyway nerd, shouldnt u be sleeping too instead of up?
TooOP: Stuff.
TooOP: And besides my mum fell sick again so I'm taking care of her for a while before I sleep.
Beegonethot: Not mama OP :((((
Ontheprowl: Help me tell her get well soon
Sariaboutthat: ^
TooOP: My mum says thanks :)
TooOP: And don't do drugs
Beegonethot: Assuming I did though-
Beegonethot: jk I would never do her dirty like that.
TooOP: Back to the topic, unlike you I can stay awake through a class long enough :/
Beegonethot: Now u did me dirty and it hurts :(
Ontheprowl: He's not wrong
Sariaboutthat: Speaking of, I was thinking we could all go and hang out on Friday if that's cool.
Sariaboutthat: There's a new ice cream place that opened near the school and I heard they have this sick ass ice cream flavour that'll make your taste buds explode.
Ontheprowl: You make it sound convincing
Sariaboutthat: Why thank you uwu
Beegonethot: @TooOP you coming? Bulkhead already said he'd join.
TooOP: I'm real sorry. I'm going to have to ditch.
Beegonethot: But ice creaammm :(((((
TooOP: Sentinel wants the whole committee to stay back and do some organization with the committee's filing systems. Some got messed up with other projects so we need to resettle that.
Sariaboutthat: Is Sentinel always like that??
TooOP: I guess.
Beegonethot: Shame, we'll tell you all about it tho. And make you jealous
TooOP: Try me
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"Something Fishy"
9 February 11:36pm
(Beegonethot added Sariaboutthat and Ontheprowl)
Sariaboutthat: What's this about?
Beegonethot: Okay so I've stuck with OP long enough to know that somethinge's off.
Sariaboutthat: ?????
Ontheprowl: Another conspiracy theory?
Beegonethot: Guys I'm serious.
Ontheprowl: Using actual diacritics and actual English in a text?
Ontheprowl: go on
Beegonethot: I think OP's not actually doing committee stuff.
Sariaboutthat: Wouldn't that be possible. It's Sentinel afterall.
Ontheprowl: Sentinel's always asking things of him so I wouldn't be surprised.
Beegonethot: Yeah but here's the thing. Sentinel never does shit on a Friday because he keeps Fridays occupied with parties.
Beegonethot: because hes a hella rich kid.
Beegonethot: And besides Optimus would never turn down an invitation to ice cream places.
Ontheprowl: Don't get me wrong but as much as your concern for Optimus is also a concerm for me, I think ur overthinking it....
Sariaboutthat: Yeah
Beegonethot: Okay, how about we tail him and see about that
Sariaboutthat: Isn't that going to far???
Beegonethot: Hey I just wanna make sure, its what friends do >:(
Sariaboutthat:.....i guess we can always check on him...?
Sariaboutthat: I don't know. I've seen him walking past the hallways these days and he looks stressed.
Ontheprowl: I think Chem test and his sick ma got him stressed but I guess we can see....
Beegonethot: Operation Tail Optimus??
Ontheprowl: As long as we get our ice cream after
Sariaboutthat: I'm in
Beegonethot: thanks guys :)
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“Something Fishy”
Bumblebee – Beegonethot
Prowl – Ontheprowl
Sari – Sariaboutthat
11 February, 2:26pm
(Beegonethot changed the group name to "Operation Tail Optimus")
(Beegonethot added Onebigbulk)
Onebigbulk: Is this our secret base of operations?
Beegonethot: Yep and today is the big day >:)
Beegonethot: @everyone meet me at the front gate of the school.
Sariaboutthat:Where?
Beegonethot: frontgate.png
Sariaboutthat:Ohhhhhhh
Onebigbulk: Wait so remind me why we're doing this again?
Ontheprowl: Because Bee is paranoid
Beegonethot: I just wanna make sure Bossbot is alrighty
Sariaboutthat: What kind of a nickname is that?
Beegonethot: came to me one day ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Ontheprowl: Im omw and I see Optimus leaving through the east gate.
Beegonethot: KNEW IT
Ontheprowl: He looks like he's calling someone.
Beegonethot: GET UR ASSES HERE QUICK
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11 February, 3:23pm
Beegonethot: What'd OP doing in city central anyway??? He never goes here?
Sariaboutthat: How'd you know?
Beegonethot: He came once with us and he took one look at the price for a burger in one od the fastfood restaurants and he never ever came back ever again.
Ontheprowl: He scrimps and saves to get by.
Sariaboutthat: i c
Beegonethot: OP's entering that SAME BURGER RESTAURANT HE SAW THE PRICE OF MSMO DCJD DJDND
Sariaboutthat:We should go in.
Ontheprowl: If we all go in and try to look, Optimus'll spot us. Maybe I can get a closer look. Hold on.
Onebigbulk: I'm fine with sitting here.
Beegonethot: Gd luck Prowl, don't die!!!!
Ontheprowl: This isn't a war we're fighting :/
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“Autosluts”
Optimus Prime – TooOP
Bumblebee – Beegonethot
Bulkhead – Onebigbulk
Prowl – Ontheprowl
Sari – Sariaboutthat
11 Februrary, 4:18pm
Beegonethot: Wtf.png
Beegonethot: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Onebigbulk: Optimus.
Sariaboutthat: That's you and Megatron.
Sariaboutthat: MEGATRON
Sariaboutthat: walking out of a burger place.
Beegonethot: DNJCODKEKAOAAOKWKW
Ontheprowl: explain.
TooOP: oh boy
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“Decepticunts”
Megatron – Megaslut
Blackarachnia – Arachnophobia
Starscream – Starringme
Lugnut – Luggingbaggage
Strika- Strikayoudown
Blitzwing - Blitzbrainiac
Shockwave – Shockinglyhandsome
Soundwave – Soundthealarm
11 February, 7:28pm
Arachnophobia: As much as you're guy with no fear, I still didn't like that you up and asked Optimus Prime on a burger date.
Megaslut: I just wanted to mess with him and have a little fun while I'm still sitting through hellschool.
Megaslut: Besides it wasn't even a burger date. Even tho he offered
Shockinglyhandsome: wdym
Megaslut: He paid for my burger and everything but when I asked about him getting one, he said he wasn't hungry even though five seconds later his gut gave him away and it was hilarious.
Megaslut: I told him I could just pay for our meals and he insisted I didn't or he would literally kill himself on the spot. Which was bold coming from a small guy.
Starringme: He's not even small ur just huge
Megaslut: thx.
Megaslut: Anyway, long story short we talked about school and stuff. Asked him why he agreed to coming there when he didn't want to eat a burger in the first place and he said it'd be rude if he suggested otherwise.
Megaslut: I might have teased him a bit. But his reaction was priceless.
Starringme: Fraternising with the enemy? My my
Megaslut: Again, all in the name of good fun and boredom relieving.
Soundthealarm: What did he do?
Megaslut: Snoop around my personal shit.
Megaslut: Apparantly he lost something and wanted to see if anyone stole it, so he was checking the bags in our class. I found him and he offered a free lunch as an apology.
Megaslut: Though im inclined to disturb him again :)
Blitzbrainiac: Found yourself a guinea pig?
Megaslut: u could say that.
Strikayoudown: ur date sounds more depressing than Starscream's date with Wind Rider.
Starringme: FYI he wasn't even that good in bed
Megaslut: Aand im out
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"Gucci Duo"
Megatron – Megaslut
Blackarachnia – Arachnophobia
11 February, 7:34pm
Blackarachnia: Look Megs I don't trust Optimus.
Megatron: I know you and him have some issues but I've seen the kid. If he does anything to me I can take him down.
Blackarachnia: not that you idiot.
Blackarachnia: As much as I hate it, he's smart.
Blackarachnia: You think he got into Cybetron high that easily with money? His family's struggling with money but he did the entrance exam and just went in like a step through a door. He's as smart as he is cunning. And I know he's up to something.
Megaslut: I know.
Megaslut: But I'll be careful.
Megaslut: I also want to see what he's up to so I'm keeping this between us. And when I do, I'll make sure he gets it.
Arachnophobia: Just don't do anything stupid.
Megaslut: Trust me I won't
Chapter 5: Its A Date
Summary:
Beegonethot: In later Megameme news: Blurr fucks up by spilling his soup on a local freshman.
Beegonethot: soupspilledscreenshot.png
Sariaboutthat: I know her. She's in the same math class as me and we talked. Her name's Eula. But she prefers being called E.
Sariaboutthat: I like that I know her because she threatened to stab a guy's eye out during math class for catcalling her. And then her friend actually attempted it so it was wild.
TooOP: No wonder I didn't see Blurr in home econs class
Chapter Text
"Untitled group chat"
Megatron – Megaslut
Optimus Prime – TooOP
12 February, 8:01am
(Megaslut changed the group name to "MegOP")
TooOP: Oh my primus you're not leaving me alone are you.
Megaslut: After the shit you pulled I don't think you're going to go that easy :)
TooOP: What do you want? I'm studying for math test
Megaslut: This early????
Megaslut: I just want you to humor me Prime
TooOP: ?
Megaslut: Tell me what your committee's up to these days hm?
TooOP: Not a chance :/
Megaslut: You know they just love to satisfy the rich kids who pay for their parties and wag their tails for them right? They never cared about the rest of the school. I'm surprised you'd be on their side
TooOP: That's none of your business.
TooOP: Besides aren't you a rich kid too?
Megaslut: Doesn't mean I like what they're doing.
Megaslut: You bite don't you?
TooOP: I might rip something if you try harder
Megaslut: Wow that's a turn on
TooOP: Ew.
Megaslut: I'm serious about what I said btw.
Megaslut: Lunch on Monday. They have this soul food restaurant near my home that sells amazing food and stuff.
Megaslut: my treat
Megaslut: and before you say I'll kill myself before I do that just consider it.
TooOP:......I'll think about it.
Megaslut: Please do ;)
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“Autosluts”
Optimus Prime – TooOP
Bumblebee – Beegonethot
Bulkhead – Onebigbulk
Prowl – Ontheprowl
Sari – Sariaboutthat
12 February, 11:02am
Beegonethot: Srsly OP you could not be possibly thinking about going to another date with Megatron.
Beegonethot: As much as I love his meme page, its sort of weird that you're hanging out with him.
Beegonethot: Its like putting a twink and a guy that can crush you together.
Onebigbulk: I once saw him pin a guy down onto the cafeteria table and we never saw that table again.
TooOP: I'm a twink?
Sariaboutthat: Megatron has a meme page?
Beegonethot: He has one on Snapchat and Instagram, mostly for school, I'll link you through pm.
Sariaboutthat: sweet.
TooOP: I mean I might as well??? I'm getting free food out of it so....
TooOP: I have to entertain this guy so he gets off my nerves. Plus I'm also scared that he'll do something to me if I don't listen to him. Not like physically, but you know.
Sariaboutthat: Yikes OP.
Ontheprowl: If you want we can tag along in case anything happens
Onebigbulk: I'm pretty concerned as well.....
TooOP: I don't think he will. He never did anything to me at that restaurant. All he did was ask questions.
TooOP: I can protect myself
Ontheprowl: alright.
Beegonethot: In later Megameme news: Blurr fucks up by spilling his soup on a local freshman.
Beegonethot: soupspilledscreenshot.png
Sariaboutthat: I know her. She's in the same math class as me and we talked. Her name's Eula. But she prefers being called E.
Sariaboutthat: I like that I know her because she threatened to stab a guy's eye out during math class for catcalling her. And then her friend actually attempted it so it was wild.
TooOP: No wonder I didn't see Blurr in home econs class
Sariaboutthat: Im looking at Megatron's previous posts and I see that Blurr is his fave victim.
Beegonethot: That's because he's fast and clumsy. Put two together and you get quality shitposting content. Blurr doesn't mind though.
Beegonethot: i think
Beegonethot: My favourite meme of him is that one time he slammed into a pole and a bird nest fell on him.
Beegonethot: We thought that mama crow wouldve gotten his eye if he werent so fast
Sariaboutthat: thats so unfortunate
Beegonethot: gd content though.
Ontheprowl: I saved him from that crow in the end. Thank primus those eggs didn't crack.
Beegonethot: I like how you were more concerned for the baby eggs rather than Blurr.
Ontheprowl: I mean if anything happened Dr Ratchet could take care of him.
TooOP: He's busy with his own things
Sariaboutthat: He told a guy in my class who got a scab from a fall to "walk it off"
Beegonethot: An icon
Onebigbulk: Most of the teachers here are cool so this is pretty normal.
Beegonethot: Except for Perceptor and Ultra Magnus. Their lessons make u wanna sleep :/
Ontheprowl: I think its just you Bee
Beegonethot: No Im pretty sure its half the school.
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"Ladies Night"
Eula - Euniverselycute
Velda - Velkyrie
Blazertrail - Blazingthroughhell
Sari - Sariaboutthat
12 February, 6:03pm
Euniverselycute: Guys I can still smell soup on myself.
Sariaboutthat: That was really tragic
Euniverselycute: I mean that guy kept apologising and kept trying to offer me a meal so like I'm not even mad in the first place.
Euniverselycute: He's kinda cute. And I accepted to offer btw but really Im going to treat him instead.
Velkyrie: I don't know maybe he's got something up his sleeves....
Velkyrie: Sry but I'm still not over the fact that that glitch catcalled you.
Euniversallycute: Eh you made him pee his pants so its all gd
Sariaboutthat: Also provided entertainment
Euniversallycute: Besides he doesn't even look like the kind of guy that'll harm a fly. He's really sweet.
Blazingthroughhell: Did you guys see Dr Ratchet and Ms Arcee today? They are so wholesome
Euniversallycute: I would die for them
Euniversallycute: Maybe only for Ms Arcee. Dr Ratchet could walk through hell and be fine u know.
Velkyrie: I think I heard that he was a medic that served in the army and then retired and became the school's nurse
Velkyrie: And that he once poisoned an entire camp that was going to infiltrate their base.
Euniversallycute: Actually plausible.
Blazingthroughhell: So what clubs r u joining?
Euniversallycute: Drama looks fun so there's that.
Velkyrie: Maybe I'll join drama too. Or if not the occult club looks swell.
Sariaboutthat: Im probably not joining. Im already busy with school and stuff at home already.
Blazingthroughhell: Art club for me, a senior talked to me about it and it seems nice :) And they were short on memebers so why not.
Sariaboutthat: Big guy with the dirty blonde hair?
Blazingthroughhell: Yep.
Sariaboutthat: His name's Bulkhead. He's a pretty nice guy.
Blazingthroughhell: I've seen some of his works and its pretty cool. Might talk to him during club session.
Euniversallycute: gtg guys I got chem homework to weep over
Velkyrie: This is what happens when you work on it at the last minute
Euniversallycute: I can't help it hbo was running Marvel movies for free I had to spree u,,w,,u
Sariaboutthat: We can do a Marvel spree at my house I have the collection
Euniversallycute: #blessed
Velkyrie: My parents r fighting again and I think my parents would flip their shit if I said I was going to hang out in a tower so I'll pass :/
Euniversallycute: You really should move out.
Velkyrie: What do you think I've been doing with my job search?
Blazingthroughhell: U should try working at the dojo in the detroit city square. They have a pretty neat bird sanctuary for some meditation corner and they need caretakers. They're paying pretty neat cash for extremely good care.
Velkyrie: I'll go check it out tm. Thanks Blazer
Blazingthroughhell: anytime uwu
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"Emergency"
Ratchet - Ratchet
Optimus Prime - TooOP
12 February, 1:02am
TooOP: Ratchet? Are you awake?
TooOP: Sorry, its probably late and you're asleep just ignore this message.
Ratchet: I'm up kid. I was a bit busy.
TooOP: oh
TooOP: I'm so sorry to text you so late in the night maybe I should just talk about it another time.
Ratchet: Kid, you don't have to apologize and I'm not waiting till another day to hear it.
Ratchet: Did it happen again?
TooOP: yeah.
TooOP: Samething.
Ratchet: The one that's pitch black or the recent one.
TooOP: recemt
TooOP: *recent
TooOP: I couldn't really sleep so Im outside on a walk.
Ratchet: Where are you kid?
TooOP: Under the bridge, the one near the river bank that's around the school.
Ratchet: Stay online, I'm on my way.
TooOP: You don't have to Ratchet it's just another nightmare. I can just cool myself down and maybe I'll be fine.
Ratchet: You and I both know that has never worked
Ratchet: I'm driving to where you are. Stay there.
TooOP: I'm so sorry I'm wasting your time
Ratchet: You're not. Don't worry about it
Ratchet: Just don't go anywhere else and wait for me.
TooOP: okay.
Chapter 6: Care Package
Summary:
Ontheprowl: Are you okay?
TooOP: What do you mean?
Ontheprowl: You know what I mean.
Chapter Text
“Operation Tail Optimus"
Bumblebee – Beegonethot
Bulkhead – Onebigbulk
Prowl – Ontheprowl
Sari – Sariaboutthat
13 February, 10:23am
Beegonethot: Has anyone seen Optimus tday?
Ontheprowl: I can't believe ur texting in the middle of class
Beegonethot: Aren't you doing that right now
Ontheprowl: Its currently self study for my class because the teacher had to go for a surgery tday. So I'm free basically.
Ontheprowl: Aren't you having a test now???
Beegonethot: we're going off topic
Ontheprowl: oh my primus
Beegonethot: youve been saying that alot
Ontheprowl: gee I wonder why
Beegonethot: Is OP sick?
Ontheprowl: I don't know. He was online till 2am last night so I'm guessing late night stuff??
Beegonethot: I just hope he's alright. You know with the whole Sentinel and Megatron stuff lately :/
Beegonethot: Shit teachers coming ttyl
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“MegOP”
Megatron – Megaslut
Optimus Prime – TooOP
13 February, 10:54am
Megaslut: Word has it that you're not in school today
Megaslut: Don't try to ignore me I know you read it.
TooOP: How did you know?
Megaslut: Word spreads fast around your little rag tag team. Also I could hear Sentinel yelling about your absence.
TooOP: what do you want
Megaslut: Just curious. I never took you for a guy to miss school.
TooOP: I just don't feel so good today its nothing
TooOP: Why would you care anyway? Besides aren't you still having lesson?
Megaslut: Its just sad to miss out on opportunities to tease you. And I'm hiding in the bathroom.
Megaslut: Ultra Magnus' classes are too boring.
TooOP: He teaches physics I think its supposed to be boring?
Megaslut: Optimus making jokes? Amusing.
TooOP: Just leave me alone
Megaslut: But I was hoping to maybe have a nice chat.
TooOP: Please.
Megaslut: Alright little Prime
Megaslut: You're no fun.
TooOP: I'm not little.
Megaslut: I beg to differ
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“Decepticunts”
Megatron – Megaslut
Blackarachnia – Arachnophobia
Starscream – Starringme
Lugnut – Luggingbaggage
Strika- Strikayoudown
Blitzwing - Blitzbrainiac
Shockwave – Shockinglyhandsome
Soundwave – Soundthealarm
12 February, 1:32pm
Blitzbrainiac: Something bothering you Megatron?
Megaslut: what?
Blitzbrainiac: I can hear you hitting your pen against the table and honestly ITS GETTING ANNOYING.
Megaslut: I'm just bored.
Blitzbrainiac: Megatron bored during a literature lesson? That's a first.
Megaslut: whatever.
Arachnophobia: Trust me when I get out of here you will no longer be free to get bored.
Megaslut: We'll see about that
Blitzbrainiac: I believe you'll be returning next Thursday right?
Blitzbrainiac: I'll be sure to get a cake that says "congratulations on not dying"!!!!
Arachnophobia: Eww no
Blitzbrainiac: Can't even appreciate fine art
Arachnophobia: Maybe in a long run I will learn to
Megaslut: Bitchscream literally struts in with a starbucks mocha frappe and a Coachella outfit and he's like 10 lessons too late.
Megaslut: Bitchscream.png
Arachnophobia: He really went all out huh?
Megaslut: You haven't seen his true form yet.
Blitzbrainiac: He looks like a Christmas tree but gay
Megaslut: Those were the exact words I was looking for.
Megaslut: The teacher just gave one look at him and went "Chapter 2 page 35"
Megaslut: Thats how long he keeps coming in late I can't even.
Arachnophobia: If that bitch somehow graduated from high school Im going to feed myself to the ducks
Megaslut: another 10 more months and I'm outta here
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“Autosluts”
Optimus Prime – TooOP
Bumblebee – Beegonethot
Bulkhead – Onebigbulk
Prowl – Ontheprowl
Sari – Sariaboutthat
13 February, 2:37pm
Beegonethot: @TooOP you alright?
Onebigbulk: yeah we were all worried. Are you sick?
TooOP: sorry guys I was sleeping.
TooOP: Yeah Im not feeling too good but I'll be okay by tommorrow
Sariaboutthat: Well don't worry about that because we're sending you a care package
TooOP: ??
Onebigbulk: I hope you don't mind but we wanted to drop by and see you. And your mum too.
Ontheprowl: Bee suggested we do that
TooOP:I guess you could come. But I have nothing to give you guys so....
Sariaboutthat: wdym? We're giving you the care package silly
TooOP: thanks guys.
Beegonethot: Hold on to your horses because we're gonna be there in 10 minutes.
TooOP: pls don't tell me you're driving with ur car
Beegonethot: Thats exactly what Im doing
TooOP: Primus-
Sariaboutthat: What's so bad about the car? It's nice in here
TooOP: Are you already in the car????
TooOP: Ohhhh no.
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12 Februrary, 2:48pm
Sariaboutthat: Never will I ever let Bee take me out for a ride ever again
Beegonethot: It wasn't that bad!!
Ontheprowl: this is why I took the train
Sariaboutthat: And you never thought to tell me???
Onebigbulk: sry Sari
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12 February, 3:45pm
Sariaboutthat: Ms Prime looking at Bee with a serious look on her face while she tells him to not do drugs is iconic
Beegonethot: guys im serious i almost got caught :(((((((
Ontheprowl: disappointing
Beegonethot: im weeping-
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12 February, 4:23pm
TooOP: Thanks again. Really
Beeegonethot: Theres never Autosluts without Optimus
TooOP: And now the moment is ruined.
Sariaboutthat: You should lay back on the whole Megatron and Autobot committee thing. You look really tired.
TooOP: I will.
TooOP: Thanks :)
Beegonethot: Ride or Die but don't actually die
TooOP: I won't hopefully.
Sariaboutthat: Your mum's so cool btw
TooOP: Yeah, she is.
TooOP: Should probably sleep again and actually get better.
Beegonethot:👌
Onebigbulk: Get well soon OP
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"Untitled group chat"
Prowl - Ontheprowl
Optimus Prime - TooOP
12 February, 7:15pm
Ontheprowl: Are you okay?
TooOP: What do you mean?
Ontheprowl: You know what I mean.
Ontheprowl: You were online yesterday night at 2 am
TooOP: You don't have to worry about it I'm fine.
Ontheprowl: We all are.
Ontheprowl: As much as Bee and Sari and Bulkhead are happy that you're alright, as well as I, we know that there's more to you just "not feeling well".
Ontheprowl: And this isn't the first time
Ontheprowl: I know its not in my place to force it out of you, but we're really worried.
Ontheprowl: We're your friends. We want to be able to help you as well. Life and Sentinel have never been kind to you.
TooOP: Thanks Prowl...
TooOP: I just keep having bad thoughts and nightmares, and one got to me that night.
TooOP: It's okay though. Ratchet helped me
Ontheprowl: Dr Ratchet?
TooOP: He's been helping me with my nightmares and things for some time.
Ontheprowl: Alright.... But if you get too stressed out, just take a break.
Ontheprowl: You don't owe anyone anything, espacially your already stressed out life.
Ontheprowl: And if you don't I'll tie you to your bed. Bee'll help me
TooOP: heh, thanks.
TooOP: I'll go and sleep now, good night Prowl
Ontheprowl: Good night
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“MegOP”
Megatron – Megaslut
Optimus Prime – TooOP
12 February, 7:20pm
TooOP: Okay.
Megaslut: ?
TooOP: Lunch on Monday. I'll go.
Megaslut: It's a date.
Chapter 7: Graffiti.png
Summary:
Euniversallycute: My friend's fucking ready to throw a chair at Sentinel
g2gfast: I'M SO SORRY
g2gfast: WE TRIED ASKING AND HE INSISTED
g2gfast: Apparantly Someone spray painted onthe school wallls with offensiventhings and Sentinel thought it could be from the art club IM SO SORRYYY-
Euniversallycute: Tell that to the art club guys they look like they about to snap
Chapter Text
"Autobot Committee"
Ultra Magnus - UltraM
Sentinel - Americandream
Optimus Prime - TooOP
Jazz - Smoothjazz
Longarm - LonginglyLong
Jetstorm - Stormjet
Jetfire - Firejet
Blurr - g2gfast
15 February, 1:28pm
UltraM: I need someone to help me investigate on a vandalism case.
UltraM: Someone spray painted the walls near the back gate.
Longinglylong: How heavy was the damage?
UltraM: Grafitti.png
Smoothjazz: Oh Primus
Amerciandream: Why is my face on the wall and why do I have a mustache????
TooOP: It could use a beard too
Longinglylong: ^
Firejet: Was a joke just what you said? Or are you being of serious?
Stormjet: I feel it is a joke brother.
Americandream: If you make another joke like that I will end you
TooOP: Okay I guess
g2gBlurr: I don't know anyone who'd do that. Doesn't look like anyone from art club.
Americandream: It could be those Decepticon scums...
Americandream: But you can't be too sure. I'll question the art club members.
TooOP: I don't think that's a good idea, they're really busy with their art competition.
Americandream: Well I'm sorry your lack of moral compass is stopping you from this investigation, but I will question them today.
TooOP: What???
SmoothJazz: Just don't disturb them too much please
Americandream: I won't
g2gBlurr: I'll go and ask the guys in the Soccer club, they were staying up late last couple of days training.
Smoothjazz: I'll check with the security guards and get some footage with the Jettwins.
Firejet: Yes sir
Stormjet: Yes sir!
Americandream: @Longinglylong you should spy on the Decepticons and see if any of them are responsible
LonginglyLong: Will do.
Americandream: @TooOP You can help clean off the graffiti
TooOP: What
TooOP: Can't you have the perp clean it up???
Americandream: And have we caught the perp? No.
Americandream: Besides we can't have that on our school walls for too long, we need to get it down now.
TooOP: Can't you help?
Americandream: Sorry but being the leader of the Autobot Committee has a lot of responsibilities so I can't stay and help. Everyone else is also busy.
TooOP: But I'm busy as well. I have to meet someone after.
Americandream: Then tell them you can't make it.
Americandream: We need it clean as soon as possible.
Smoothjazz: I can help.
Americandreams: We need to catch the perp, so you and the Jettwins might be occupied.
Smoothjazz: Okay..?
Smoothjazz: @TooOP If you need help, just text me.
TooOP: Alright.
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“MegOP”
Megatron – Megaslut
Optimus Prime – TooOP
15 February, 1:46pm
TooOP: Sorry Megatron, but I'm going to have to cancel Lunch....
Megatron: Something the matter?
TooOP: Last minute things happened and I now have things to do.
TooOP: I'm so sorry we can go another day.
Megatron: How long will it take?
TooOP: I don't know
TooOP: I need to go. I'm so sorry. Just go home
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"Chilling In A Hot Tub"
Eula - Euniversallycute
Blurr - g2gfast
15 February, 2:35pm
Euniversallycute: Tyranny.png
Euniversallycute: Explain????
Euniversallycute: My friend's fucking ready to throw a chair at Sentinel
g2gfast: I'M SO SORRY
g2gfast: WE TRIED ASKING AND HE INSISTED
g2gfast: Apparantly Someone spray painted onthe school wallls with offensiventhings and Sentinel thought it could be from the art club IM SO SORRYYY-
Euniversallycute: Tell that to the art club guys they look like they about to snap
Euniversallycute: I can hear Sentinel screaming from here and the auditorium is supposed to block out sound.
Euniversallycute: my drama teach is not very happy
g2gfast:I honestly don't know what to do :((((
Euniversallycute: Wait do you have the graffiti picture?
g2gfast: graffiti.png
Euniversallycute: Hah u know what that's hilarious.
Euniversallycute: Maybe this'll get popular on Megatron's snapchat
g2gfast: I don't think Megatron knows about this yet :/
Euniversallycute: You'd be surprised how some people can get information.
Euniversallycute: I'll be sending my condolences to Blazertrail and the art club guys.
g2gfast: Tell them I sorry too :')
-
"Art bros"
Bulkhead - OneBigBulk
Blazertrail - Blazingthroughhell
15 February, 2:40pm
Blazingthroughhell: Graffiti.png
Blazingthroughhell: I guess some people like Sentinel just can't appreciate fine art
Onebigbulk: I'm surprised they pulled that off in one day
Blazingthroughhell: I especially like the mustache
Blazingthroughhell: Maybe if I sucker punch him right now
Onebigbulk: We try not to start a fight with Sentinel. He has surprisingly alot of power in this school.
Blazingthroughhell: In later news: Rich kids get privileges
Onebigbulk: I think it's just Sentinel being mean.
Blazingthoughhell: SENTINEL LITERALLY JUST YELLED AT CHERRI I'M GOING TO-
Onebigbulk: YOU ALMOST THREW THAT CHAIR AT HIM
Blazingthroughhell: BECAUSE HE'S NOT NICE AND A MEANIE >:(
Blazingthroughhell: HE'S MAKING US STAY OUTISDE THE ART ROOM UNTIL WE 'FESS UP' I'M GOING TO PUNCH HIM-
Onebigbulk: Please don't it'll just make the whole thing worse :(
Blazingthroughhell:.....fine
Onebigbulk: Besides, if we tell Ms Arcee about it she'll do something about it...
Blazingthroughhell: Something better be done.
Blazingthroughhell: Meanwhile I'll send the graffiti picture to the art chat to make everyone feel a lil' better
Onebigbulk: At least we found some inspiration :)
Blazingthroughhell: :)
-
"Decepticunts"
Megatron – Megaslut
Blackarachnia – Arachnophobia
Starscream – Starringme
Lugnut – Luggingbaggage
Strika- Strikayoudown
Blitzwing - Blitzbrainiac
Shockwave – Shockinglyhandsome
Soundwave – Soundthealarm
15 February, 2:40pm
Shockinglyhandsome: Graffiti.png
Shockinglyhandsome: @Soundthealarm I've taught you well :'))))
Soundthealarm: Thanks for the commission.
Starringme: So that was what the fuss was all about???
Arachnophobia: Oh wow
Shockinglyhandsome: Legend says that you could still hear Sentinel screaming till this day.
Blitzbrainiac: SOMEONE STOP THAT NUT FROM SCREAMING OR I WILL TAPE HIM SHUT
Blitzbrainiac: I was just having a lovely time discussing Stephen King novels with a new friend :(((((
Blitzbrainiac: And his screaming is killing the mood.
Shockinglyhandsome: Yeah the whole Autobot committee's on a investigating spree.
Shockinglyhandsome: Optimus got the short end of the stick though, too bad for him.
Megaslut: wdym?
Shockinglyhandsome: Sentinel told him to clean the walls. So he's gonna be stuck there for a while.
Soundthealarm: It'll probably take him like two days to clean that off. White paint won't fully cover the colours.
Megaslut: wtf
Arachnophobia: Wait Sentinel made him do that?
Arachnophobia: Was he always like that?
Shockinglyhandsome: It's been like that ever since Optimus joined their committee.
Arachnophobia: Weren't they friends?
Shockinglyhandsome: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Blitzbrainiac: Just leave him be he can manage
-
(video transcript)
15 February, 3:10pm
"So this is what busy is to you Prime?"
"Megatron?....I thought you went back home. What are you doing here?"
"It's not very nice to just cancel our lunch plans for this stupid thing."
"Someone's gotta clean this I guess..."
"You love being pushed around don't you Optimus?"
"I don't. I willingly accepted to do this."
"....."
"What are you doing?"
"Getting rid of this. Although it's a shame such good art has to be taken down."
"You don't have to, I can do this myself."
"If we can't have lunch, we might as well have a dinner date. And if we want that, we might as well clean this up quick."
"I-"
"Let me do it."
"...."
"Besides I don't want to go home yet. It always too quiet for me."
"Oh..."
"What are you standing around for Little Prime? Get washing."
"Oh right."
"....."
"I guess going for dinner's okay. It'd be rude to turn it down after all of this."
"Good, and it'll still be my treat. No complains."
"(Sigh) Fine."
"...."
"And I'm not little"
"I beg to differ."
-
"Decepticunts"
Megatron – Megaslut
Blackarachnia – Arachnophobia
Starscream – Starringme
Lugnut – Luggingbaggage
Strika- Strikayoudown
Blitzwing - Blitzbrainiac
Shockwave – Shockinglyhandsome
Soundwave – Soundthealarm
15 February, 7:23pm
Shockinglyhandsome: bromance.mov
Shockinglyhandsome: So how was the date? :))))))
Megaslut: I will end you.
Chapter 8: Bathroom Stalls
Summary:
Sariaboutthat: This opens up so many doors
TooOP: I think we should keep this to ourselves....
Beegonethot: And not ask???
TooOP: If he didn't tell us, that means he's not ready to tell. So we should respect that. And I don't want Prowl to feel like him confessing is bad.
TooOP: I mean I'm kinda shocked but I want to let Prowl tell us that himself you know?
Beegonethot: I guess....
Chapter Text
“Autosluts”
Optimus Prime – TooOP
Bumblebee – Beegonethot
Bulkhead – Onebigbulk
Prowl – Ontheprowl
Sari – Sariaboutthat
19 February, 2:12 pm
Beegonethot: Today I watched Ms Arcee break the chain padlock to the art room after Sentinel had locked the doors to it
Beegonethot: It was magical
Onebigbulk: It was that or never get to our works
Sariaboutthat: No one's caught them yet?
TooOP: Someone deleted the footage before we could get our hands on any evidence.
TooOP: And no one's really spilling anything.
Onebigbulk: At least we got the art room back...
Sariaboutthat: What did Ms Arcee say about the broken padlock?
Onebigbulk: Sentinel tried to reason that it was considered breaking and entering. But Ms Arcee countered and said it was a violation of free access and overstepping of boundaries for a room specially catered to art students and not to Sentinel.
Onebigbulk: Ultra Magnus didn't say anything so they let the situation go.
Sariaboutthat: I'm just more surprised at the fact that Sentinel can do stuff like that
Onebigbulk: I think he did that once to the Book club members as well last year
Onebigbulk: Blitzwing just broke it in half and Sentinel never tried it again.
Sariaboutthat: whoa
Beegonethot: Lunch at Mcdonald's?
Onebigbulk: Can't. After what Sentinel did we're on a time crunch so we need to stay back and get back on our progress
Beegonethot: Shame
Ontheprowl: I have to help out in the dojo so I'm good
TooOP: I can't I have to prep dinner.
Beegonethot: I guess its just me and you Sari u,,w,,u
Sariaboutthat: We can always play mario kart at my home
Beegonethot: Sweet.
Beegonethot: Well it was nice knowing you :)
Ontheprowl: alright
-
"Untitled group chat"
(Beegonethot added Sariaboutthat, Onebigbulk and TooOP into the group chat)
19 Februaru, 2:23pm
Beegonethot: So you might all be wondering what is going on
Sariaboutthat: yeah Bee Im literally standing rite next to you
Beegonethot: Okay so this is really weird, but
Beegonethot: I got to school early today and I was using the bathroom.
TooOP: You came early?
Beegonethot: thats not the point
Beegonethot: I hear two people walk in.
Beegonethot: And I freaking here Blitzwing and Prowl talking to each other.
Beegonethot: I had the door cracked a bit open and I was just perching on the toilet cover so I could see what was going on.
Beegonethot: Long story short they talked about things and I saw them kiss. And im panicking in the bathroom stall
Beegonethot: They said they were going to meet after school but i didnt want to like tail them because I dont like the idea of being caught by a trained martial artist and a large as guy who looks like he could snap me in half.
Beegonethot: I was honestly confused the whole day???
Sariaboutthat: oh my primus
TooOP: Maybe they were whispering to each other...?
Beegonethot: I saw their lips smash together OP.
Beegonethot: together.
Onebigbulk: Why didn't he tell us?
Beegonethot: Maybe because his supposed boyfriend is Blitzwing????
Sariaboutthat: This opens up so many doors
TooOP: I think we should keep this to ourselves....
Beegonethot: And not ask???
TooOP: If he didn't tell us, that means he's not ready to tell. So we should respect that. And I don't want Prowl to feel like him confessing is bad.
TooOP: I mean I'm kinda shocked but I want to let Prowl tell us that himself you know?
Beegonethot: I guess....
Sariaboutthat: Great how am I supposed to keep quiet about this???
Onebigbulk: I just didn't picture Prowl and Blitzwing to be close at all...
TooOP: I guess we're still learning more about each other.
-
“Prowlwing”
Blitzwing – Blitzbrainiac
Prowl – Ontheprowl
19 February, 4:15pm
Blitzbrainiac: Hey Spatzi
Ontheprowl: yeah?
Blitzbrainiac: I made a new friend in Book Club and I was thinking if we could add her in.
Ontheprowl: And you didn't ask just now?
Blitzbrainiac: I was waiting for the right time.
Blitzbrainiac: And I felt that this would be the perfect time to introduce the gremlin!~
Ontheprowl: Gremlin?
Blitzbrainiac: Very endearing :)
(Blitzbrainiac added Velkarie)
Velkarie: I'm not a gremlin Blitzwing
Blitzbrainiac: how'd you know?
Velkarie: Telepathy~
Ontheprowl: Wait
Ontheprowl: Are you Velda?
Velkarie: Yeah...?
Velkarie: Oh wait, are you Prowl?
Blitzbrainiac: Wait you two know each other?
Ontheprowl: She works in the dojo I'm in
Velkarie: I work in the dojo I'm in
Velkarie: Jinx
Ontheprowl: Does it still work in this context?
Blitzbrainiac: Apparantly so
Ontheprowl: Then I suppose we don't really need introductions.
Velkarie: Well, I don't think so. How long have you been together?
Blitzbrainiac: We just celebrated our 149th days of being together anniversary!!
Velkarie: Awww, congrats!
Ontheprowl: 5 months.
Ontheprowl: thanks
Blitzbrainiac: We should change the name of the chat to better fit with our newest member
Ontheprowl: oh primus
(Blitzbrainiac changed the group name to "Vrowlwing")
Blitzbrainiac: :D
Ontheprowl: Velda if its weird for u just change it
Velkarie: It's fine I just find it humorous and adorable
Velkarie: Its okay to say that right?
Blitzbrainiac: It's fine. I appreciate it
Ontheprowl: Will you be at the dojo tm?
Velkarie: Yeah I will be.
Blitzbrainiac: Can I come?
Ontheprowl: Only if you don't break anything this time
Blitzbrainiac: It was only because that leech tried to touch you
Ontheprowl: You know I could protect myself right?
Blitzbrainiac: Still.....
Blitzbrainiac: I'll be in the meditation room anyway I wish to finish Joyland.
Blitzbrainiac: It's getting juicy!
Ontheprowl: That would be fine.
Velkarie: I finished that, it was really good :)
Blitzbrainiac: No spoilers please
Velkarie: You and I both know I'll never spoil a word
Blitzbrainiac: My hero :')
-
“Decepticunts”
Megatron – Megaslut
Blackarachnia – Arachnophobia
Starscream – Starringme
Lugnut – Luggingbaggage
Strika- Strikayoudown
Blitzwing - Blitzbrainiac
Shockwave – Shockinglyhandsome
Soundwave – Soundthealarm
20 February, 12:03am
Arachnophobia: walkhome.png
Longinglylong: No ride home?
Arachnophobia: I wanted to practice walking with the metal leg. Plus its only like a couple streets down, like 10 minutes.
Megaslut: Have you learnt how to do a chokehold with your arm?
Arachnophobia: im getting there
Luggingbaggage: Don't stress yourself out
Arachnophobia: I won't
Arachnophobia: Maybe I'll start stressing when school starts :/
Megaslut: We have like two days to worry about that its fine.
Chapter 9: Arachnophobia
Summary:
Arachnophobia: It's been so long since I actually went shopping that doesn't involve sitting on my bed and looking at online stores.
Starringme: I'm in need of new boots.
Arachnophobia: Weren't you complaining about how broke you were when you last came?
Shockinglyhandsome: He got himself a new sugar daddy.
Arachnophobia: ah.
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
"Gucci And Padra"
Starscream - Starringme
Digre - Digrading
Ramjet - Rammingjets
Skywarp - Skywitch
Slipstream - Slippingintodepression
Sunstorm - Sunnybich
Thundercracker - Itsbitchcracker
Thrust - Thrustnoone
22 February, 07:06am
Starringme: WHERE IS MY MASCARA
Rammingjets: I threw it away
Starringme: Nice try bich but if you did your murder would've been on the news.
Starringme: @Itsbitchcracker I KNOW ITS YOU I CAN SMELL YOUR CRIMES ON MY VANITY
Itsbitchcracker: Excuse you but Dior perfume smells better than you.
Itsbitchcracker: I need your mascara it brings out my lashes without itching my eyes
Starringme: BITCH GET YOU OWN
Itsbitchcracker: I'm a broke college student fuck off.
Starringme: GET A JOB
Itsbitchcracker: Says the bitch who has sugar daddies
Sunstorm: oh my primus
Starringme: AT LEAST I GET PAID
Skywitch: *eating popcorn, sipping tea*
Starringme: THANKS TO YOU I'LL LOOK LIKE A NAKED FACED BABY BIRD
Ramjet: It's a good look on you
Starringme: FUCK YOU
Slippingintodepression: Just don't fucking take mine or else I'll stab you with my scissors
Digrading: Jokes on you I took em
Digrading: And don't bother trying to kill me I baby proofed your scissors
Slippingintodepression: I have another 1000 ways to kill people
Digrading: lol fight me
Skywitch: Guys please don't fight I don't want another broken vase
Slippingintodepression: They're dirt cheap anyway so fuck it.
Rammingjets: And I totally didn't break the last ones
Thrustnoone: For once I don't feel jealous about any of you.
Skywitch: I can see half of us going to jail in our near future
Slippingintodepression: Anything to get out of this fucking shithole
StarringMe: GIVE ME BACK MY MASCARA
Itsbitchcracker: FUCK YOU
Itsbitchcracker: WHY'D YOU NEED IT ANYWAY????
Starringme: Blackarachnia's coming back to school and I NEED TO HAVE BETTER EYELASH GAME THAN HER
Itsbitchcracker: Bitch you'll never have better eyelash game than Sassy bitchrachnia ever
Starscream: AJJXJXSISSNN NDNDD
Skywitch: Primus DON'T DESTROY THE HOUSE I LIVE IN HERE
-
“Decepticunts”
Megatron – Megaslut
Blackarachnia – Arachnophobia
Starscream – Starringme
Lugnut – Luggingbaggage
Strika- Strikayoudown
Blitzwing - Blitzbrainiac
Shockwave – Shockinglyhandsome
Soundwave – Soundthealarm
22 February, 8:10am
Arachnophobia: I don't know about this. Maybe I should just take a rest at home and come to school nxt week.
Starringme: I fucking put on my best mascara to show off and you want to skip school today >:(
Arachnophobia: Fine.
Arachnophobia: If you show up in your fur coat I'll stay
Starringme: What do you think I'm strutting in now huh?
Arachnophobia: There's just some people I don't want to see.
Megaslut: If anything, I'd be more terrified of them around you
Arachnophobia: hah thanks
Arachnophobia: But that's not what I mean.
Arachnophobia: I just want to get my work and learn something and get out of here.
Strikayoudown: You missed like a whole semester I'm surprised they still let you move to the nxt grade.
Arachnophobia: Yeah Megatron and Lugnut kept sending me work and lessons and I did the exams in my room anyway so its all good.
Strikayoudown: If I were you I'd just quit the whole thing its killing me
Arachnophobia: I still need a future :)
Arachnophobia: I was thinking a part time job in starbucks. I want cash to splurge.
Arachnophobia: It's been so long since I actually went shopping that doesn't involve sitting on my bed and looking at online stores.
Starringme: I'm in need of new boots.
Arachnophobia: Weren't you complaining about how broke you were when you last came?
Shockinglyhandsome: He got himself a new sugar daddy.
Arachnophobia: ah.
Megaslut: If anything happens, just calls us.
Shockinglyhandsome: I haven't threatened anyone in a long ass while so pls do :)
Arachnophobia: Primus
Shockinglyhandsome: Which class are u in?
Arachnophobia: Same as Shockwave. I have English period first.
Shcokwave: Finally someone I can gossip to
Megaslut: And I'm not good enough huh?
Arachnophobia: weirdos
-
“Autosluts”
Optimus Prime – TooOP
Bumblebee – Beegonethot
Bulkhead – Onebigbulk
Prowl – Ontheprowl
Sari – Sariaboutthat
22 February, 8:23am
Beegonethot: Guys im not ready for english test blease help me
Sariaboutthat: Sorry but I'm just a freshman I can't help you u,,w,,u
Ontheprowl: It would've helped if you actually studied
Beegonethot: What if i just skip the test :/
TooOP: You and I both know you can't and unfortunately for you I'll be acing this test.
Beegonethot: OP why :(((((
Ontheprowl: you seem cheerful this morning Optimus
Beegonethot: Feeling better?
TooOP: I had a good week honestly... After that graffiti incident and all that. I manged to sleep well and actually did my own things for once besides taking care of my mum.
TooOP: I guess I've just been stressed this whole time and I finally got to unwind for a while. I feel great today.
Ontheprowl: Good on you Optimus
Onebigbulk: ^
Beegonethot: That graffiti is still getting likes on Megatron's insta page.
TooOP: It was painful to get rid of it
Ontheprowl: Im surprised you took it down that quick.
TooOP: I had help
Beegonethot: 👀
Beegonethot: who?
TooOP: Someone
Sariaboutthat: Booo more context
TooOP: I'll tell you after school can we just get to class?
Beegonethot: im not ready to die though
Onetheprowl: You'll be fine
TooOP: Today's going to be a good day
Beegonethot: if u say so
-
"Autosluts"
22 February, 8:31am
TooOP: imngoing home
TooOP: sorryjust don't callme please
Ontheprowl: Optimus???
Beegonethot: What happened???
-
“Decepticunts”
Megatron – Megaslut
Blackarachnia – Arachnophobia
Starscream – Starringme
Lugnut – Luggingbaggage
Strika- Strikayoudown
Blitzwing - Blitzbrainiac
Shockwave – Shockinglyhandsome
Soundwave – Soundthealarm
22 February, 8:35am
Arachnophobia: This was a fucking bad idea
Megaslut: What happened
Shockinglyhandsome: I'm seeing you walking down the hallway what's going on???
Arachnophobia: That fucker looked at me like I'm a monster and just ran. He did this to me in the first place. And he has to nerve to act like that.
Arachnophobia: Fucking shit
Megaslut: Calm down Arachnia
Arachnophobia: I am calm.
Megaslut: You should go to the med bay.
Arachnophobia: Fine.
-
(Caller transcript)
22 February, 9:15am
Megatron -> Blackarachnia
"Arachnia? You okay? What happened?"
"I don't know if I feel okay!"
"I don't want to talk about it."
"Maybe its time you actually did."
"Or what you'll come for me?"
"Elita"
"Don't fucking call me that."
"What happened."
".......It was Optimus."
"...."
"He and I used to be friends. And Sentinel too would you believe it. I just kept you guys and Sentinel and Optimus seperate.
That day at the bridge Optimus and Sentinel were there. We were just hanging out. But Sentinel suggested we explore the canyon. (Dry laugh) In hindsight it was a fucking stupid idea. We went in and we honestly thought it would be just another memory for the books. And then all of a sudden it starts trembling and rocks just came down.
I was just hanging onto my life. Optimus had me by the hand and he could've pulled me up. But he just let me go. He just let me die. Sentinel and Optimus managed to escape and they just fucking left me there. They LEFT ME THERE. I got fucking crushed you know how much that hurt?!
I wanted to die right there. I wanted the pain to stop. And Optimus and Sentinel were just living their fucking lives while I was dying. I didn't even know how long I was down there. I could see nothing. And I wake up one day and I'm told that I lost my arm and leg and I'm supposed to move on?! I didn't ask for this. And Sentinel and Optimus got to live a normal life!! And he had the nerve to look at me like-like I'm a fucking monster."
"......"
"Why am I even telling you this I just wanted to graduate without being reminded of how much my life turned to shit."
You should call Optimus"
"What- are you fucking crazy, did you not hear what I've been saying?"
"Look if you have so much to say about him you might as well bring it to him and move on."
"You're still going to see that guy in school anyway so just say whatever shit you have about him to him and get on with life."
"Fuck you Megs"
"Is that a yes?"
".....I don't know."
"I just need some time."
"Okay."
"You going home?"
"I think I will."
"Alright stay safe."
"....thanks"
-call ended-
Notes:
:Oc
Chapter 10: Phone Calls
Summary:
TooOP: Just give me her phone number
TooOP: Please I want to talk to her.
Megaslut: Only if you agree to explain.
TooOP: I hate you.
Notes:
Buckle up kiddos this is going to be some big plot drop
Chapter Text
(Caller excerpt)
Optimus Prime -> Sentinel
24 February, 11:43pm
"What the hell are you calling me for this late into the night? I have important things to-"
"Why didn't you tell me Elita's alive."
".....I thought you knew."
"....You thought I knew? (Dry chuckle) I was hoping 6 months of depression would've hinted at that. How on earth is she still alive- I SAW HER GET CRUSHED. I SAW HER GET CRUSHED UNDER THOSE ROCKS AND I WAKE UP STILL REMEMBERING HOW SHE LOOKED AT ME."
"Calm down Optimus-
"CALM DOWN?! I CAN'T- I- I THOUGHT I KILLED ELITA."
".....They found her a week after that day. I don't know the details but she was in rehab for a long time. I visited her once and she said she didn't want to see me. So I don't really talk to her anymore. She's part of the decepticon's committee anyway so I just left her alone."
"....She's our friend Sentinel. And some friend you are."
"Look who's talking, remember that Ultra Magnus bailed you out only because I convinced him otherwise that you were a bright student worthy to represent the school. Don't think someone who's not a friend would do that.
You can still try talking to Elita but after everything that happened don't expect her to forgive you so easily. Just leave her be and forget that you were ever friends."
"..."
-call ended-
-
(Voicemail excerpt)
Bumblebee -> Optimus Prime
26 February, 10:03am
"Err....hey Bossbot. I'm just calling to check on you. I know you said not to call you, but you haven't come to school in 2 days..... Bulkhead and Sari are worried. Prowl to, but he says that we should let you be. But I know he's worried as well.
I know this is about that day..... I saw Blackarachnia and all. It was stupid of me to think that after all these months you were getting okay but I guess you prove me wrong... (Nervous chuckle). Prowl told me about the nightmares.... It wasn't his fault, I pushed him to spill. I'm so sorry I didn't know....
Just.....call us back okay? Call or visit or just come back to school. I can't believe I said that. And don't worry, Bulkhead's been keeping your homework for you so please come back and don't drop your grades.
.... Bye Optimus.."
-Voicemail ended-
-
“Operation Tail Optimus"
Bumblebee – Beegonethot
Bulkhead – Onebigbulk
Prowl – Ontheprowl
Sari – Sariaboutthat
27 February, 10:23am
Beegonethot: What if I body slam my way into OP's house
Sariaboutthat: You and I both know Optimus and his mum won't like that.
Beegonethot: But I'm seriously concerned He hasn't come to school for 4 days and hasn't even replied to my voicemail. And I know he's listened to it
Ontheprowl: Doesn't mean we can just barge into his home and demand things
Beegonethot: I'm just worried. I need to know what's going on!!
Onebigbulk: I kinda have to agree with Bee....
Ontheprowl: When Optimus wants to tell us, he'll tell us. Give him space.
Beegonethot: Remember the last time "we gave him space"?!
Onebigbulk: Bee....
Beegonethot: You know what I'm talking about Prowl
Sariaboutthat: Er.....what?
Ontheprowl:.....I know and I'd rather we not talk about it.
Sariaboutthat: I take it that this is a sensitive subject...?
Onebigbulk: Sorry Sari....but Optimus has had a rough time these few months....since last year
Sariaboutthat: And I guess I shouldn't know???
Ontheprowl: I just rather you hear that from Optimus himself.....
Beegonethot: If we ever hear from him again.....
Beegonethot: I'm just worried he'd try it again.
Ontheprowl: he won't
Ontheprowl: I know he won't
Beegonethot:.....You better be right......
Ontheprowl: If Optimus needs time alone, he needs time alone. And I promise if this goes on for too long, I will most definitely help and check if he's okay.
Beegonethot: yeah sure....
Sariaboutthat: we can always help write notes for Optimus if that's alright....
Beegonethot:.....okay.
-
“MegOP”
Megatron – Megaslut
Optimus Prime – TooOP
27 February, 5:02pm
TooOP: Give me Elita's phone number.
Megaslut: You go silent for 3 whole school days without explanation and come to me demanding for an acquaintance's phone number?
TooOP: Don't give me that kind of shit I know you have her number.
Megaslut: Her name is Blackarachnia
TooOP: Look I'll explain myself. Do I even need to explain myself to you????
TooOP: Just give me her phone number
TooOP: Please I want to talk to her.
Megaslut: Only if you agree to explain.
TooOP: I hate you.
Megaslut: What's your answer Prime?
TooOP:....
TooOP: The red bridge in the central park. Saturday at 10am.
TooOP: If you come a minute late I'll leave
Megaslut: Of course.
Megaslut: Phone contact: Blackarachnia
TooOP: thank you
Chapter 11: Its Alright
Summary:
Beegonethot: BOSSBOT'S BACK!!!!
TooOP: hi Bee :)
Notes:
Title is from Jack Stauber's It's Alright. Its a wild trip of a song
Chapter Text
(Caller excerpt)
Optimus -> Blackarachnia
27 February, 4:03pm
"Hello...?"
"....what the fuck."
"......"
"Why are you calling me? To say sorry? Because if you are I'm not forgiving you."
"Elita I-"
"It's not. Elita. It's Blackarachnia"
"......."
"The nerve of you to call me after all these months."
"I didn't know-"
"It was all over the news Optimus!! AND NOT ONCE DID YOU VISIT OR EVEN CALLED. I THOUGHT YOU'D AT LEAST SEE ME AND ADMIT WHAT YOU DID WAS WRONG. I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS. AND YOU AND SENTINEL LED MERRY LIVES WHILE I WAS IN PAIN.
I-I thought that I was over it. That it would just be something in my past. And now you come back to haunt me and you look at me as if I was a monster! Something you caused! And I hate this and you. So if you want to explain yourself, get it over with so I can move on."
"(Deep sigh) Eli-...Blackarachnia, I didn't call expecting a forgiveness. I just-....You're alive. I needed to know. And I'm serious I- I didn't know you were alive. I thought you died."
"I don't-"
"I was in juvie."
"......"
"They saw camera footage and they caught me and Sentinel at the bridge. We had to go through trail. Sentinel he- he looked so scared. I didn't want his record ruined because of this so I.....I told them I pushed you down.
(Shaky laugh) It was true anyway....
They found me guilty and sent me to juvie. They made me go to therapy 24/7. I don't even know if that helped! I just....didn't feel like doing anything, I just slept and did therapy. So no, I didn't know. And I-I'm so sorry. I was supposed to serve 3 years. Then 5 months in I was bailed out....Sentinel bailed me out and I owe him. I thought things would go back to normal but it never happens. I- (sharp sniff) I just got worse, and Sentinel and I- I don't even know anymore!! I don't even know if we're friends anymore, I just know that I owe him and Ultra Magnus. If not I wouldn't be here.
I-I don't think you're a monster. If anything I did this to you, I made you suffer and I was a shit excuse of a friend. I just wanted to hear from you again. And say goodbye...."
"....."
"Blackarachnia?"
"....(sighs) Primus...."
"....I guess I'll hang up now...."
"N-no- God why is this shit happening-"
"Blackarachnia I-"
"Forget the....Blackarachnia thing. I prefer being called Elita by you.... You make Blackarachnia sound so shit."
"I-"
"(Frustrated groan).....You were in Juvie...."
"Yeah"
"(Muffled sigh) fucking- and Sentinel didn't get shit huh....
Look, I think I need to....think some things through. I mean, I still hate you....for doing that. It doesn't change the fact that I still very much hate what happened."
"Yeah"
"And stop making yourself sound so guilty and pathetic do that when we're not talking to each other, Primus."
"A-alright...?"
".....but just keep my contact number....."
"...really?"
"I still don't know what to think about all....this....and Sentinel and I have some shit to talk about. I'll talk to you in school when I'm okay.... Or if not don't expect it."
"Y-yeah....I'm just glad that you're okay..... I-I mean it's a bit hard to accept that you're....here..."
"I don't go down so easily Optimus."
"(Small laugh) I know, I-I'm so sorry I- (muffled crying and hiccups)"
"Oh my god I can't believe this-"
"Shit- I'm so sorry, I'll just leave you be."
"We need to just be alone."
"Yeah..."
"You cry out I guess....good bye Optimus"
"(Sniffle) Good night Elita..."
"Gross.... One more thing Optimus.
Go to school for fucks sake. I can't handle Megatron's stupid whining anymore. And some kid demanding us about why you're gone its annoying."
"Oh...?....Okay...(chuckling) thanks...."
"Whatever."
-call ended-
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“Autosluts”
Optimus Prime – TooOP
Bumblebee – Beegonethot
Bulkhead – Onebigbulk
Prowl – Ontheprowl
Sari – Sariaboutthat
28 February, 07:22am
TooOP: hey guys...
TooOP: I'm sorry if I made any of you worry. I heard you were harrassing the decepticons.
TooOP: And no, it wasn't them that got me into....this. They don't really want anything to do with me to be honest.
TooOP: I just saw someone I didn't think I'd see and I had a minor breakdown.
TooOP: Yeah, but we talked it out.... So its good...I think.
TooOP: Sorry about everything but I want to tell you what happened in person. I really want you guys to know because you deserve to know after everything. Including Sari. So lunch at the same place?
TooOP: thanks
-
28 February, 09:01am
Beegonethot: BOSSBOT'S BACK!!!!
TooOP: hi Bee :)
Chapter 12: Respect
Summary:
Euniversallycute: I gotta ask though how does OP feel about dogs?
Sariaboutthat: idk he never says anything about animals why?
Euniversallycute: Oh okay.
Euniversallycute: Just wondering
Blazingthroughhell: suspicion? raised. Curiosity? Killing the cat. Hotel? Trivago.
Chapter Text
“Autosluts”
Optimus Prime – TooOP
Bumblebee – Beegonethot
Bulkhead – Onebigbulk
Prowl – Ontheprowl
Sari – Sariaboutthat
1 March, 3:02pm
Sariaboutthat: Sorry I still can't get over the fact that you and Sentinel were once friends
TooOP: Believe it or not he used to be cool :/
Sariaboutthat: Ewwwww
Beegonethot: I thought you'd be weeping over your assignment pile. That shit is as tall as Blitzbrain
TooOP: I mean, I have the weekend to finish it, its no big deal
Beegonethot: I would only do half of one of them and I'd be weeping on the floor
Ontheprowl: Bee I'd give you 100 dollars if you graduate
Beegonethot: I'll hold you to that. Everyone in here is a witness
TooOP: Don't drag me into this
Onebigbulk: If you can pass a drivers test I'm sure you can pass finals :)
Beegonethot: Awww thanks big guy!
Beegonethot: Hey wait
Sariaboutthat: If you graduate I'll hold a frat house party in your honor
Beegonethot: That's beautiful :')
TooOP: Primus I hope no one gets blackout drunk or dies during that
Beegonethot: That's only when its freshmen exclusive.
Beegonethot: Besides you haven't gotten to a single party in your high school life. I never see you in any of the parties I've been.
TooOP: Parties aren't my thing
Beegonethot: But Prowl goes to them anyway whats stopping you? :(((((((
Ontheprowl: I'm just there to humor myself of the stupidity drunk high school students get into
Sariaboutthat: That's perfectly reasonable
Onebigbulk: Those parties get intense and terrifying anyway....
Beegonethot: Come on we should all go to a party at least once as Autosluts!!!
TooOP: No way
Beegonethot: Yes waayyy :))))))
TooOP: When Primus strikes me and Sentinel becomes a god I will
Beegonethot: I missed talking with you Bossbot :')
TooOP: Yeah I didn't :///
TooOP: I'm kidding I missed talking to you all
Ontheprowl: Its good to have you back
TooOP: Its good to be back :)
-
"Ladies Night"
Eula - Euniverselycute
Velda - Velkerie
Blazertrail - Blazingthroughhell
Sari – Sariaboutthat
1 March, 5:46pm
Euniversallycute: What is the difference between "Oh my god" and "Oh my Primus"?
Euniversallycute: Blurr kept swearing to Primus during the track and field prac.
Sariaboutthat: "Oh my god" is when you want to curse at the gods while "Oh my Primus" Is when you want to curse at Cybertron High for its shit system and rules
Euniversallycute: I see i see
Blazingthroughhell: Me when I'm about to cry over my literature assignment
Velkarie: I cry over how good it is
Blazingthroughhell: Blease teach me ur ways
Velkarie: At the cost of your soul
Blazingthroughhell: Fuck yeah let's do this
Euniversallycute: Hey Sari how's Optimus? I heard he skipped school for a long time.
Sariaboutthat: Yeah he's alright. He told me stuff
Euniversallycute: He's been looking like a skinny depressed twig that's about to snap in half. It makes me want to feed him rice.
Euniversallycute: Wait forget I said that it sounds creepier in text
Sariaboutthat: No I get what you're saying. OP's been through shit. But he's been talking it out so that's cool. But I'm not telling you guys if that's what you're asking :/
Euniversallycute: Nada never ever asking or prying.
Blazingthroughhell: If the man doesn't want to tell, we respect that
Velkarie: ^
Sariaboutthat: Thanks :)
Euniversallycute: I gotta ask though how does OP feel about dogs?
Sariaboutthat: idk he never says anything about animals why?
Euniversallycute: Oh okay.
Euniversallycute: Just wondering
Blazingthroughhell: suspicion? raised. Curiosity? Killing the cat. Hotel? Trivago.
Velkarie: What is Hotel Trivago?
Blazingthroughhell: Honestly I don't know either.
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"Megop"
1 March, 4:15pm
Megaslut: After everything, you still letting Sentinel boss you around?
TooOP: what?
Megaslut: I literally saw Sentinel dump stacks of folders on you and told you to "get it sorted in two days"
TooOP: Its whatever
Megaslut: right.
Megaslut: Tommorrow 10am. Don't forget
TooOP: I never forget things.
Megaslut: Of course of course
TooOP: I'll see you tommorrow
Megaslut: Don't break your back carrying all those papers
TooOP: lay off
Chapter 13: Breaks
Summary:
Megaslut: You won't regret it, but you might witness a few people breaking bones and getting high
TooOP: There's pot too???
Megaslut: It's a Swinlock party. Expect that and so much more
TooOP: Primus
Notes:
Ya'll keep asking for Swinlock and ya'll shall receive :))
Chapter Text
“MegOP”
Megatron – Megaslut
Optimus Prime – TooOP
2 March, 2:01pm
TooOP: I don't understand your obsession with treating me to meals and buying food for me. I can still pay for food you know.
Megaslut: Don't take it personally, its a habit of mine. And don't worry about it, Shwarma was the cheapest thing there.
Megaslut: Besides I feel the need to make sure you eat and I give you food.
Megaslut: Wait oh my primus forget I said that
TooOP: Yeah that was too weird and creepy that's going out of my brain.
TooOP: But yeah, thanks for the food and everything, but I can buy my own things and feed myself. I still have thing I need to take care of and stay healthy for you know?
Megaslut: Right of course, but that's not going to stop me from treating you to lunch again
TooOP: I can only accept my fate then I guess :/
Megaslut: I can't decide whether I find your new sense of humor amusing or distraughting
TooOP: Doesn't concern you either way
Megaslut: Party pooper
TooOP: I wear that title like a crown
Megaslut: Speaking of parties... I was wondering if you'd like to come to one.
TooOP: There's a party?
Megaslut: I don't think most of your high class priority friends know about the party because its a secret amongst the decepticons and general students. Only a few of the Autobot committee members or supporters know because they couldn't care less or just want to have fun.
Megaslut: But I'd figured that you and your rag tag group might want to come. It's going to be the only party before midterms start. Everyone else is too busy playing koi tk their parents to hold parties.
TooOP: And you decided you shouldn't hold one in your own house?
Megaslut: And make my home unlivable? I still want a decent shelter over my head.
TooOP: Who's hosting the party?
Megaslut: Lockdown and Swindle
TooOP: You mean "the" Lockdown and Swindle?
Megaslut: I believe they are the only ones
TooOP: Aren't those parties like....huge???
TooOP: If they're holding a party I don't know how intense its going to be....
TooOP: Bluedice went to the hospital for a week because of one of their parties and no one even knows why.
Megaslut: Please I thought you could handle intense
TooOP: Intense tests and exams
Megaslut:.....party pooper
TooOP: Again, self proclaimed king of the title.
Megaslut: Besides, Blackarachnia was the one who suggested I invited you and your friends to come.
TooOP: Really?
Megaslut: If you don't, she's going to be a whiny bitch for a week and 4 days was already enough.
TooOP: Sorry
Megaslut: Stop being sorry Prime
Megaslut: Just come to the party. If talking to Arachnia becomes sour, you can just melt away into the crowd
TooOP: Thanks for the vote of confidence
TooOP: I don't know, I've never been to parties so this is like putting a baby on a bicycle
Megaslut: Then allow me to be the first to break you of your party virginity
TooOP: Eww
Megaslut: Its a Friday night, in mid March. I'll send you Lockdown's house address if you're coming.
TooOP: I'm not sure about mid March. Sentinel might want us doing stuff before studying for midterms.....
Megaslut: Sentinel again? You should just drop him entirely.
TooOP: As much as things between me and Sentinel are... "Whack", I still need to do things.
TooOP: It's complicated
TooOP: And I also have things to take care of and do at home
Megaslut: Optimus. You literally had about two breakdowns in the past one month.
TooOP:...two?
Megaslut: Primus you need a break. And I know dropping friends isn't easy for sentimental fools like you but sooner or later he'll use you and it'd ruin you.
TooOP: And...you know that how?
Megaslut: Had a friend once who took advantage of me. I'd rather I don't go in depth. But he got transferred to another school and I never saw him again
TooOP: I'm so sorry...
Megaslut: Don't need to be, that fuckers gone anyway.
Megaslut: And back to the point, ditch Sentinel.
TooOP: Again, its complicated.
TooOP: Whatever, I'll see if I'm free to go to the party. I'll never hear the end of Bee if I tell him I'm going to one of the most hardcore and intense parties in the history of Cybertron high.....
Megaslut: You won't regret it, but you might witness a few people breaking bones and getting high
TooOP: There's pot too???
Megaslut: It's a Swinlock party. Expect that and so much more
TooOP: Primus
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"Secret Ops"
Lockdown - Lockblock
Swindle - Swindleyogirl
2 March, 3:13pm
Lockblock: Do you have the goods?
Swindleyogirl: Bitch who do you think I am?
Lockblock: My beautiful slut of a boyfriend
Swindleyogirl: You're going to have to try harder than that handsome
Swindleyogirl: It's in the garage I rented. The one near the port. It was hard to hide and store those bags so you're going to have to pay extra
Lockblock: Aww, no discounts from your valued customer?
Swindleyogirl: You're not even close to "valued" as a customer
Lockblock: You hurt me
Swindleyogirl: Put a band aid over it.
Swindleyogirl: And don't think I've forgotten the Gameboy you stole the last time you came to my house.
Lockblock: Aw come on, it was just sitting there begging to be played
Swindleyogirl: It's a collector's edition you're NOT SUPPOSED TO PLAY WITH IT
Swindleyogirl: AND I WAS GOING TO SELL IT FOR GOOD MONEY
Lockblock:Okay okay relax I haven't played with it yet.
Lockblock: But you're going to have to pay to get it back
Swindleyogirl: fuck you
Lockblock: That would be viable payment :)
Swindleyogirl: I hate you
Swindleyogirl:........5pm tommorrow. Don't be late or I'll raise the price of the damned goods for the party
Lockblock: Oh don't worry I won't be.
Chapter 14: Garble Garble
Summary:
Sariaboutthat: Goat.png
Sariaboutthat: Is that a goat in our locker room????
Velkarie: Oh so that's where he went
Sariaboutthat: ????????
Euniversallycute: When I said one dog, I didn't mean an entire zoo.
Chapter Text
“Autosluts”
Optimus Prime – TooOP
Bumblebee – Beegonethot
Bulkhead – Onebigbulk
Prowl – Ontheprowl
Sari – Sariaboutthat
4 March, 9:13am
Ontheprowl: Just asking, any of you allergic to animals?
TooOP: no...?
Onebigbulk: ^
Sariaboutthat: not to my knowledge
Beegonethot: bugs gimme the creeps
Sariaboutthat: And here I thought you support bee lives
Ontheprowl: ok ok noted
Beegonethot: They just creep me out. The way they fly in your face or how their legs just crawl on you.
Beegonethot: @Ontheprowl Why u ask?
Ontheprowl: no reason
Beegonethot: Wait a min you can't just ask and ghost us without telling
Ontheprowl: I'm legally allowed to
Beegonethot: ok u got me there
TooOP: Prowl are you going to pull a Bee?
Beegonethot: I take offense with that
Ontheprowl: I would never stoop so low
Beegonethot: Now you just hurt me
Onebigbulk: I don't know I'm getting a weird feeling out of this
Ontheprowl: I think that's just you
Ontheprowl: Don't worry about it
Beegonethot: Now that even makes me more worried.
TooOP: Honestly Im kind of scared to enter Ultra Magnus' class becos I haven't completed my 4th assignment for history.
Onebigbulk: Its honestly a horrible move by him, I don't think he knows what's been happening with you :/
TooOP: I don't talk with the school counsellors they all suck. I only talk with Ratchet and he never says anything to anyone
Sariaboutthat: You've been to school counselling?
TooOP: It was some lady who kept telling me what I'm feeling right now will pass and I will eventually learn to let loose and let go and then I punched a hole in the wall the next day at school.
Sariaboutthat: Is that why there's a dent at the Physics lab?
TooOP: No that's from when Rodimus attempted to throw ball in class
TooOP: school counselling and outside counselling never really helped I guess. Ratchet has enough dry humor for me to feel okay with talking with him.
TooOP: I just pray that Ultra Magnus won't make me stand outside class or something
Sariaboutthat: if anything that'd be dumb of him.
-
4 March, 9:21am
Sariaboutthat: Ya'll hear that weird garble noise?
Beegonethot: What weird garble noise?
Sariaboutthat: maybe its just the teacher's stomach
Beegonethot: ewww
-
4 March, 9:28am
Onebigbulk: Anyone seen Prowl? He was supposed to be in science class with me and he hasn't showed up
Beegonethot:*bad vibes*
-
4 March, 9:32am
Beegonethot: chicken_army.png
Beegonethot: FUCK ME SOMEONE HELPNSNDK
-
"Ladies Night"
Eula - Euniverselycute
Velda - Velkerie
Blazertrail - Blazingthroughhell
Sari – Sariaboutthat
4 March, 9:33am
Sariaboutthat: Goat.png
Sariaboutthat: Is that a goat in our locker room????
Velkarie: Oh so that's where he went
Sariaboutthat: ????????
Euniversallycute: When I said one dog, I didn't mean an entire zoo.
Euniversallycute: Ah shit the goat got to my homework, what am I supposed to tell Mr Perceptor???
Sariaboutthat: Im standing right next to you and you just gave your homework to the goat.
Euniversallycute: Don't expose me like that I'm weak at physics
Velkarie: It's easy though.
Euniversallycute: Blease guys I don't do well under intense scrutiny :'(
Blazingthroughhell: They're having everyone evacuate the school I'm crying-
Euniversallycute: Not even a month into high school and we're already committing crimes @Velkarie
Velkarie: Crimes!!!!!
Sariaboutthat: Can someone tell me what's going on????
Euniversallycute: It was an idea to cheer OP up. He did help me during the school orientation anyway and he's a nice guy who's been through shit.
Euniversallycute: It was just going to be a dog I swear-
Velkarie: I should probably round the animals up before someone gets hurt
Sariaboutthat: What are we gonna say???
Blazingthroughhell: I got this.
Blazingthrough: But first
Blazingthroughhell: Duckselfie.png
Blazingthroughhell: This funky lil' lady is such a fucking queen uwu
Sariaboutthat: Priorities set straight
Chapter 15: Animal Control
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
“Decepticunts”
Megatron – Megaslut
Blackarachnia – Arachnophobia
Starscream – Starringme
Lugnut – Luggingbaggage
Strika- Strikayoudown
Blitzwing - Blitzbrainiac
Shockwave – Shockinglyhandsome
Soundwave – Soundthealarm
4 May, 9:40am
Shockinglyhandsome: lizard.png
Shockinglyhandsome: Maybe if I wrestle the monitor lizard, it'll submit to me and I can rule the school with it
Blitzbrainiac: You touch Ms Keisha and I'll wrestle you instead
Megaslut: You own the lizard???
Blitzbrainiac: I just feed it on occasion but I'm surprised she found her way to the school.
Strikayoudown: So did a 100 other animals
Soundthealarm: Yeah you're gonna have to do something about it cause I heard Ultra Magnus calling animal control
Soundthealarm: call.mov
Blitzbrainiac: ShIT-
Starringme: Yeah if anyone needs help, don't call me. I'm not touching stinky animals
Blitzbrainiac: I'll have you know that they all treat themselves to spa days and clean themselves!!
Strikayoudown: I just did my nails so no thanks :/
Luggingbaggage: Your problem, you fix it
Blitzbrainiac: Where's the friendship??? :((((
Shockinglyhandsome: I'm not missing out on a chance to take a selfie with a horse so FUCK YEAH I'M IN
Megaslut: Im not going to sit on a wet field listening to Ultra Magnus talk about rules and regulations so im coming
Blitzbrainiac: Thank you
Luggingbaggage: I'll make up an excuse
Blitzbrainiac: Aww you do care!! :)))
Luggingbaggage: It was that or let the teachers hound us for answers
Arachnophobia: Guys I just came to school what on earth are cows doing on our soccer field???
Arachnophobia: Not that I mind that field needed chopping anyway
Strikayoudown: ^
Soundthealarm: I suggest you go the the evac area.
Arachnaphobia: Cowchet.png
Arachnophobia: Not gonna lie this cow looks exactly like Dr Ratchet
Blitzbrainiac: Now I can never unsee
Megaslut: Can we please get on with what we were doing before someone sees us????
Shockinglyhandsome: Alright let's go lesbians!!!
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“Autosluts”
Optimus Prime – TooOP
Bumblebee – Beegonethot
Bulkhead – Onebigbulk
Prowl – Ontheprowl
Sari – Sariaboutthat
4 March, 9:56am
Sariaboutthat: Anyone seen Bee???
TooOP: I didn't see him on my way down...
Sariaboutthat: Optimus, I can't see you, everyone's too tall
TooOP: I'm waving my hand
Ontheprowl: This is a nightmare...
Onebigbulk: Where you are Prowl???
Ontheprowl: Diffusing the situation
TooOP: You were behind all this??
Ontheprowl: Yes and no
Ontheprowl: They're all from the sanctuary I made at the back of the school nearby
Sariaboutthat: There's a sanctuary near the school??? Since when?
TooOP: apparently now????
Ontheprowl: The forest behind the school was the only place I could set it up in secret without some authority poking their noses in so :/
Ontheprowl: Anyway, it was V and a friend who wanted to know if they could take one of the dogs so I let them. But I don't know how every animal got out.
Sariaboutthat: Hold on a sec
(Sariaboutthat added Euniversallycute)
TooOP: A friend?
Euniversallycute: E, and yeah I'm partially responsible for the whole thing
Euniversallycute: And by partially I mean I devised the idea of bringing a dog to school but I didn't think it'd get this intense.
Ontheprowl: Please tell me you at least got some of them out
Euniversallycute: Honestly its V doing the work not me, but yeah she's got some of the goats out.
Euniversallycute: It was terrifying and humorous when Ms Arcee attempted to square off against one of the goats but we convinced not to
TooOP: Primus
Sariaboutthat: I'll never ever underestimate Ms Arcee.
Euniversallycute: Now that I've explained everything, my work here is done
Onebigbulk: But you didn't do anything
Ontheprowl: And you better help out
Euniversallycute: Okay okay I know I'm with V now trying to herd the chickens.
Euniversallycute: But before I leave this godforsaken chat, I have words of wisdom and truth to pass on to you
TooOP: We're older than you
Euniversallycute: "Put naught the weak against a horde for they shall conquer and devour."
Onebigbulk: o...kay..?
Sraiaboutthat: I hate to break it to you but that was neither truth nor wisdom
Euniversallycute: Not to you
Euniversallycute: suffocated_bee.png
Sariaboutthat: So that's where he is
TooOP: Oh my god is he dead???
Euniversallycute: I poked him with a stick and safe to say he's still breathing.
Euniversallycute: Oh and I think Ratchet's trying to square off with the monitor lizard
TooOP: What?!
Ontheprowl: brb
(Euniversallycute left the group chat)
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“Vrowlwing”
Blitzwing – Blitzbrainiac
Prowl – Ontheprowl
Velda - Velkerie
4 March, 10:09am
Velkarie: Guys I don't know what to do with the Bee corpse
Ontheprowl: Are you sure he's not dead
Velkarie: Relax the worse that could happen is that they scratch his eye out of something
Blitzbrainiac: They weren't harmed were they
Velkarie: Don't think they are, they look perfectly content
Blitzbrainiac: What if we just left them there on Bee?
Ontheprowl: Blitzwing
Blitzbrainiac: ITS REVENGE FOR PRANKING ME LAST TERM
Velkarie: He pranked you?
Blitzbrainiac: It involved spray glue and a chair but I'd rather not talk about it.
Ontheprowl: You did steal his DS
Blitzbrainiac: And I gave it back to him with a complete pokedex, ungrateful.
Velkarie: Which game was it?
Blitzbrainiac: Alpha Ruby
Velkarie: Sweeeet
Ontheprowl: Quick will an oat bar convince Illy to follow me?
Blitzbrainiac: The sparrow , the lizard or the goat?
Ontheprowl: Lizard
Velkarie: Just wave it like its the snack of the lifetime and he'll come to you
Ontheprowl: Thanks, and just put Bee outside.
Velkarie: Alright. But I don't think E and I can moved Bee, even if he's small
Blitzbrainiac: Hold on, I'm asking Megatron to help
Velkarie: Oh he came?
Blitzbrainiac: He said he could help
Velkarie: Aww, he's a sweet guy
Blitzbrainiac: Careful you don't say that to Megatron or he'd make a meme out of you brutally
Velkarie: I past of the point of caring at this point so lay it on me
-
"Ladies Night"
Eula - Euniverselycute
Velda - Velkerie
Blazertrail - Blazingthroughhell
Sari – Sariaboutthat
4 March, 10: 15am
Euniversallycute: Thirsty.png
Euniversallycute: No lie, Megatron's hella hot
Sariaboutthat: ew ewe ew ew
Euniversallycute: Im kidding, but he's really big, but I think that might just be V
Euniversallycute: I'm sowwee V that hurt o,,w,,o
Velkarie: Never mess with the Crime Lord
Notes:
Always save your work frequently kids or the computer will crash on you and half your chapter will be gone
Chapter 16: Cryptic
Summary:
Sariaboutthat: Whoa i didn't know OP worked out
Blazingthroughhell: What made u think that?
Sariaboutthat: He's a nerd!!!
Velkarie: Not a nerd
Velkarie: A twunk
Euniversallycute: Oh my god that makes so much more sense.
Notes:
Updates might push from every 2 days to every 3-4, gotta treat myself to breaks between trying to finish another fic and dumping more ideas for other things
Chapter Text
“Autosluts”
Optimus Prime – TooOP
Bumblebee – Beegonethot
Bulkhead – Onebigbulk
Prowl – Ontheprowl
Sari – Sariaboutthat
4 March, 10:39am
Beegonethot: Guys I had a fever dream that Megatron was carrying me
Sariaboutthat: I think that actually happened
Sariaboutthat: Thirsty.png
Beegonethot: oh my primus
TooOP: Where are you????
Beegonethot: I think im in the school backyard? I dont know I just see trees
Onebigbulk: Just follow the sound of sirens
Beegonethot: Wait the police r here???
Sariaboutthat: So is animal control. It's wild.
TooOP: If you count the juniors starting a wrestling match in a cult circle, sure.
Beegonethot: Okay guys I think I spot the crowd.
Beegonethot: Oh god that's alot of cars and trucks
Onebigbulk: I think Prowl and the others already evacuated the animals already so they'd find nothing :/
(TooOP added Ratchet to the group chat)
Beegonethot: Wait what's he doing here
TooOP: He told me to add him here
Ratchet: Okay which one of you did it?
Beegoenthot: I swear it wasnt me this time
Sariaboutthat: I honestly have no idea what you're talking about dr ratchet
TooOP: It's honestly a long complicated situation with no real main culprit...
Ratchet: In my fifty three years of living this is by far the worst situation I've ever had.
Beegonethot: This is a free swearing chat if that's what you're asking
Onebigbulk: I think the animals all went out of the building already
Ratchet: Primus forbid... Whatever, just stay out of trouble...
(Ratchet left the chat)
TooOP: Do we tell Ratchet?
Beegonethot: Snitches get stitches and r bitches
Sariaboutthat: We'll just pretend today never happened...?
Onebigbulk: This is definitely something I will never forget so probably not.
Ontheprowl: Have the cops come?
Beegonethot: Out local cryptic has finally arrived
TooOP: Yeah, they're searching the north side of the school
Ontheprowl: Okay good, I still have time.
Sariaboutthat: You might wanna show us that animal sanctuary you guys have going on
Beegonethot: there's a sanctuary in our school???
Onebigbulk: Read the earlier messages ^
Ontheprowl: Maybe after this whole thing is over.
TooOP: Honestly this is the best time of my life. Magnus can't kill me over my work now
Sariaboutthat: Blessed
Beegonethot: What's the deal with Magnus anyway he should loosen up
TooOP: He just expects alot from us, its fine
Beegonethot: Oh my primus I finally found you guys.
Beegonethot: It's like how John mulaney describes a sea of drunk toddlers
Onebigbulk: That sounds right.
-
4 March, 11:32am
Beegonethot: It's upsetting that they're making us continue class despite everything that happened.
Beegonethot: I'm still getting trauma from the chicken attack
Sariaboutthat: I almost forgot you got attacked by chickens because the very idea of it happening is dumb.
Sariaboutthat: But after everything that's happened im not surprised anymore.
Onebigbulk: You okay bee?
Beegonethot: I just taste feathers in my mouth, nothing's bleeding surprisingly.
Ontheprowl: Sry about that
Beegonethot: If you take me to Denny's all is forgiven
Onetheprowl: mcdonalds chicken nuggets
Beegonethot: i hate you
Sariaboutthat: Whoa OP, what;s Megatron doing? He went all cryptic up at you
Beegonethot: Whoa do you actually like him???
TooOP: What no!!!!
Onebigbulk: You guys talk alot for guys in opposing committees....
TooOP: We're just... acquaintances?? I don't know but definitely not in love!! That's weird
TooOP: He just asked me if I'm going to Swindle and Lockdown's party...
Beegonethot: WAIT THE SWINLOCK PARTY???
Beegonethot: ARE YOU GUYS THINKING WHAT IM THINKING :DDD
TooOP: I really don't know if I'm up for it...
Sariaboutthat: I heard their parties get intense...
Sariaboutthat: Yeah I'm totally going.
Beegonethot: HELL YEAH
Onebigbulk: I could go if I'm free. I think some of my art club buddies are going as well...
Ontheprowl: I'm just going to make sure no one does anything stupid.
Beegonethot: Said the man who just let a 100 fucking animals loose in the school
TooOP: Bee you broke your nose the last party you went....
Beegonethot: Not my fault Ridget underestimated my ability to stair surf
Sariaboutthat: do you have clips of that?
Onebigbulk: I do
Onebigbulk: surf.mov
Beegonethot: I was crowned surf champion that day
Ontheprowl: No you weren't
Beegonethot: I have the scar to prove it >:(
TooOP: Primus
Beegonethot: Okay okay OP, how about
Beegonethot: If you go to the party and somehow, I break something in my body, I owe you 100 bucks
Sariaboutthat: oh wow
TooOP: That is the stupidest bet I've ever heard....
Beegonethot: so whats it gonna be
TooOP:....I'm in
Ontheprowl: Oh primus
Beegonethot: WELCOME TO THE BIG LEAGUE PRIME!!
Sariaboutthat: I'll bring a camera in case Bee actually does something stupid
Onebigbulk: I'm already getting bad feelings about this...
Ontheprowl: honestly its,like that for every situation that has happened
-
"Untitled group chat"
Prowl - Ontheprowl
Optimus - TooOP
4 March, 2:54pm
(Ontheprowl added Euniversallycute and Velkarie to the group chat)
Euniversallycute: psst Optimus
Euniversallycute: Meet us at the school gate at the back
Velkarie: I promise you its not a murder
TooOP: Cryptic but okay.
-
"Ladies Night"
Eula - Euniverselycute
Velda - Velkerie
Blazertrail - Blazingthroughhell
Sari – Sariaboutthat
4 March, 3:30pm
Euniversallycute: cute.png
Euniversallycute: Mission accomplished
Sariaboutthat: Whoa i didn't know OP worked out
Blazingthroughhell: What made u think that?
Sariaboutthat: He's a nerd!!!
Velkarie: Not a nerd
Velkarie: A twunk
Euniversallycute: Oh my god that makes so much more sense.
Chapter 17: Start A Riot
Notes:
*Looks at the time since I last posted a chapter* Hey wait a minute-
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
“Decepticunts”
Megatron – Megaslut
Blackarachnia – Arachnophobia
Starscream – Starringme
Lugnut – Luggingbaggage
Strika- Strikayoudown
Blitzwing - Blitzbrainiac
Shockwave – Shockinglyhandsome
Soundwave – Soundthealarm
10 March, 6:23pm
Shockinglyhandsome: Oops they did it again :))))))
Soundthealarm: who did it again?
Arachnophobia: I'll do you one better, what did it again?
Blitzbrainiac: I'll do you one better, why did it again?
Shockinglyhandsome: screenshot.png
Shockinglyhandsome: After the whole thing with the animals went down, Sentinel decided to impose curfew and restriction to certain parts of the school so that students are strictly watched and don't go doing illegal shit or smh. Like the school forest at the back. And guess what.
Strikayoudown: The school agreed
Shockinglyhandsome: THE SCHOOL AGREED
Shockinglyhandsome: THEY'RE BARRICADING THE GATE IN THE SOUTH WING
Blitzbrainiac: The one that leads to the forest?
Shockinglyhandsome: THE ONE THAT LEADS TO THE FOREST.
Blitzbrainiac: CONFOUNDED SHREWS
Megaslut: tsk tsk
Shockinglyhandsome: Did he just tsk-ed?
Luggingbaggage: oh my primus he tsk-ed
Strikayoudown: oh wow im quaking
Arachnaphobia: careful guys he's bringing out the big guns
Megaslut: Shockwave you're not seeing the potential.
Shockinglyhandsome: what potential
Megaslut: Its a chance for us to abuse our power as a petitioning council.
Strikayoudown: you know I forgot we could do that.
Megaslut: We petition that the move be dispelled along with the voices of those who don't like it. We can get more students to vote for us.
Soundthealarm: That'd work
Shockinglyhandsome: how'd you know?
Soundthealarm: I saw someone throw a chair at their council room door and yell "FUCK THE AUTOSCUMS"
Blitzbrainiac: I believe that was me
Blitzbrainiac: Oh wait that was a month ago!!
Megaslut: I just need help from everyone to rally some people to help spread the word. And also garner support. Can you guys do it by tonight?
Soundthealarm: There's a reason I'm Soundwave
Shockinglyhandsome: because ur parents are horrible at naming convention
Soundthealarm: I can kill you with my bass
Arachnophobia: kid went from a 0 to a 100 real quick
Starringme: I can help just this once. Only because they rules are fucking shit.
Strikayoudown: We're all helping because that's technically our job in this council
Megaslut: Good to know you'll are still loyal
Arachnophobia: we tolerate each other not serve you dipstick
Megaslut: I'm just kidding
Arachnophobia: just don't start a riot like last time.
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"Autobot Committee"
Ultra Magnus - UltraM
Sentinel - Americandream
Optimus Prime - TooOP
Jazz - Smoothjazz
Longarm - LonginglyLong
Jetstorm - Stormjet
Jetfire - Firejet
Blurr - g2gfast
11 March, 9:12am
Americandream: CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHY THERE'S A RIOT OUTSIDE OF THE SCHOOL???
Firejet: Brother where are you??? I can't be seeing you!!!
Stormjet: I'M WHAT THEY BE SAYING "LOST IN THE SAUCE"
g2gfast: I can hear you guys slapping each others hands in this chat but I have to saythis is mot the tiem for jokes because theres no way we can go to class like thsi
Smoothjazz: I think its a riot against the new rule you're enforcing Sentinel
Smoothjazz: Admittedly this is less intense than the last one
TooOP: I don't think they're dispersing anytime soon.
Americandream: THEN MAKE THEM DISPERSE!!!!
TooOP: I don't know about you but trying to disperse a hundred thousand screaming people is like trying to get a chicken to cross a road
Firejet: I don't be getting the reference
TooOP: It's impossible.
Americandream: WHICH LUNATIC IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS!?!?
Smoothjazz: I think we all know who and it rhymes with an "M" to a "tron"
Americandream: I SEE THAT NUMBSKULL
TooOP: Oh wow he even had a speech and everything prepared.
Amerciandream: Don't go goo goo eye on him
Smoothjazz: Calm down SP, best we don't jump to conclusions.
g2gfast: I'm close to where the speech is happening want me to type out the demands?
TooOP: go ahead, I think we're all too far away
Amerciandream: DON'T LEAVE A SINGLE THING OUT.
TooOP: Even if we find a solution for this, I don't think it'll work out like it did the last time. There were alot of students complaining.
Americandream: Whose side are you on Optimus??
TooOP: Do I really have a choice
g2gfast: He wants all rules imposed on the school like curfews and restriction to disband. And in addition, to make sure students are not heavily monitored by both students in the council and teachers as it is an invasion of privacy. And I quote "We are here to be students, not prisoners to the system".
TooOP: I'm surprised that got applause
Smoothjazz: That just proves how badly they hate the rules.
Smoothjazz: Also you might want to tell your friend to not yell "F' the Autobots"
TooOP: Yeah, sorry about that.
-
“Autosluts”
Optimus Prime – TooOP
Bumblebee – Beegonethot
Bulkhead – Onebigbulk
Prowl – Ontheprowl
Sari – Sariaboutthat
11 March, 9:15am
Sariaboutthat: Soundwave is blasting "Start A Riot" And there will never been a cooler school upstaging than this ever again.
Beegonethot: I yelled "Fuck the Autobots" and threw a sandwich in the air. Life is good
TooOP: You're part of the Autobot group Bee.
Beegonethot: "Autosluts". Not "Autobots" There's a syllable difference
Sariaboutthat: wholesome.png
Sariaboutthat: Bulkhead carrying Blazer on his shoulders is so wholesome.
Beegonethot: What makes it more wholesome is that she's also yelling "Fuck Sentidick"
TooOP: oh my primus spare me
Beegonethot: threebroschilling.png
Beegonethot: Prowl ditched us again for that Blitzbrain
Sariaboutthat: I gotta admit, that's wholesome too. Also terrifying that Blitzwing can carry V and Prowl on his shoulders at the same time.
Beegonethot: Makes you speculate what he's doing outside of school. I have a working theory that he's secretly working as a hitman for the Russians
Sariaboutthat: He's german.
Beegonethot: Anyway, if Prowl still ain't gonna tell us about Blitzwing and him I'm ready to throw hands
TooOP: Can we focus please? And stop yelling fuck the autobots.
Beegonethot: I'm a free spirit with a racecar u can't tell me what to do
Onebigbulk: Hey anyone know a way in? We need to get our art pieces
Beegonethot: Might wanna ask Prowl, he knows secret entrances
Sariaboutthat: Or you could just ask them to make way?
TooOP: Okay that's it I'm dispersing this fucking crowd.
Beegonethot: OH MY GOD HE SAID FUCK
Sariaboutthat: What's he doing I don't see him?!
Onebigbulk: oh no
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“Vrowlwing”
Blitzwing – Blitzbrainiac
Prowl – Ontheprowl
Velda - Velkerie
11 March, 9:32am
Blitzbrainiac: I have to admit that Optimus friend of yours is quite bold, Prowl.
Velkerie: You mean 'he just snatched Megatron's megaphone like he snatched his wig' bold?
Ontheprowl: Its been a rollercoaster for him for the past few months so I can understand
Blitzbrainiac: Well, this has been fun!!
-
(Audio transcript)
11 March, 9:17am
"And so we'll not move until- Hey, what are you doing Prime-"
"(soft) Doing my job as a student council- (Crackling from the megaphone) Attention students of Cybertron High. Unfortunately, as school rules dictate, we can't have a riot in the school grounds concerning matters inside of the school so we're asking you to disperse immediately!"
"Really Optimus-"
"I'm just as tired of this as I've been for every other day I have to deal with these kinds of bullshit so shut it and let me talk."
"...."
"(clears throat) I know the new rules the Autobot committee has set up is...frustrating. And I understand that this is a situation not everyone is in favor of. Please understand that because of the recent fiasco, we're concerned about the safety and well being of every student and how situations that we fail to contain because of the lack of such rules may affect our school hours. But that does not mean we'll turn a blind eye to your complaints.
As a member of the Autobot committee, and also in respect to the concerns the Decepticon committee has displayed because of the change in rules, I'll be sure to look into it and see if we can compromise, with the help of Megatron and his committee of course."
"(loud murmurs from the crowd)"
"....(crackle from the megaphone) I'll consider the offer. I suppose working with a competent student like you can help make things easier. (shuffling of feet) Don't think your voices will go unheard. I'll make sure things will change with the rules so stupidly imposed by a certain student I believe failed to think this through. Meanwhile, I suggest we return to our classes before the teachers start sending us to detention hm? Thank you for the support today."
"(Loud chattering as the loud shuffling of feet happen, slowly dispersing)"
"...not bad little Prime."
"Not bad yourself Megatron. Though a riot was really unnecessary."
"I'm quite disappointed at the turnout though. Everything was very much a last minute gig. Last year's was even more chaotic."
"...You're actually going to consider the offer right?"
"You've accepted and tolerated my every offer before. I might as well accept this one."
"(soft chuckle) Right.... Thanks."
"Anything better than that idiot 'friend' of yours. Text me when you're available to discuss."
-Audio recording end-
Notes:
I've recently been busy starting a TFA AU ask blog on tumblr, which is why there was a small delay in updating this chapter. If you want to check it out, you can check out the link here: https://tfadarkauaskblog.tumblr.com/
You can also search the tfadarkauaskblog on tumblr. If some of you are abstaining from tumblr due to its policies, please tell me which other site you'd like me to post the blog on! If it gets enough posts, I'm updating it on Tapastics :)
Chapter 18: Typos
Summary:
Ontheprowl: So? What do you see Megatron as?
TooOP: I mean...I guess he's ok to be around with? I don't feel like I have to be this nice guy who tolerates people's bullshit.
TooOP: He doesn't ask too much if something bothers me that I don't want to tell.... And he helped me on occasion. And we make jokes sometimes
TooOP: Oh god that's what friends do.
Chapter Text
"Untitled group chat"
Optimus - TooOP
Sentinel - Americandream
14 March, 02:34pm
Americandream: Still snuggling up to that Megaasshole huh?
TooOP: I'm not Sentinel. I thought you knew me better.
Americandream: Apparently, I don't
TooOP: I'm just meeting the Decepticon committee and finalizing the whole deal. I'm not 'snuggling up' to Megatron...
Americandream: Then can you tell me why I'm not involved??? I should be the one to deal with things like these!!
TooOP: You heard Megatron, he doesn't really want to discuss things with you.
Americandream: Well I'm the President of the Autobot Committee so I deserve to at least put my own input on this!!
TooOP: I'd rather not risk Megatron just completely trashing the whole deal because of a wrong input. No offence.
Americandream: Offence taken
TooOP: Look, I'll handle this alright? Then you can get a break....?
Americandream: Fine, whatever. At least if anything goes wrong I won't be blamed for it.
Americandream: Just remember to report whatever they're up to. Remember, you still are a member of the Autobot Committee. And if you turn your back, there's gonna be bad consequences.
TooOP: .....Thanks for the reminder.
-
"untitled group chat"
Optimus Prime – TooOP
Jazz - Smoothjazz
Jetstorm - Stormjet
Jetfire - Firejet
Blurr - g2gfast
Bumblebee - Beegonethot
Megatron – Megaslut
Lugnut – Luggingbaggage
Strika- Strikayoudown
Blitzwing - Blitzbrainiac
14 March, 4:20pm
Beegonethot: Remind me why I'm in this illegal group gathering again
Beegonethot: If this is an extortion im too young to die
Megaslut: Even I wouldn't murder you because that'd be a waste of my time.
Beegonethot: And I worshiped your meme accounts
TooOP: You were part of the meeting because you were the only 'Autobot' sided student that had very strong differing opinion to the rule Sentinel placed. And I think it's good to have at least your opinion on whatever we discussed since you know most of the students pretty well.
Beegonethot: If everyone from the committee is supposed to be here then where's Starscream?
Megatron: You honestly think I trust that bitch around rule making?
Strikayoudown: For context, he once slipped an order to erect a statue of him in the school until we caught him.
Blitzbrainiac: And frankly I don't want to see the face of Starscream every morning when I'm already going to hell
Firejet: Hell?
Stormjet: But he just said school
Beegonethot: Oh sweet summer children
g2gfast: so everythigns' good and we can levae it as it is?
Megaslut: Oh we still have a few issues to work out as a whole. Especially if the school is still stubborn about not changing things. This chat is to just have a means of contacting each other as easily as possible.
Luggingbaggage: But that does not mean that we won't be confrontational. We'll still get physical if any of you do something bad.
Smoothjazz: Easy there Lugnut, we don't want anything confrontational happening either.
g2gfast: Just checking before I tyep the whole letter and send it to the principal, MAke sure the south gate is locked earlier from 6pm, get rid of the previous rules made by Sentinel. But at the same time ensure all students get home by 5pm while doing a check around the school twice by gaurds, and restrciting areas of the school that are no longer used by the school or are in need of upgrading which are the odl greenhouse and teh pthaway goign to th south gate
TooOP: Yup
Blitzbrainiac: I still don't like that the south gate is being restricted... Where am I going to go to practice my dancing skills?!
Beegonethot: I'll kill to see you dance blitzbrain
Megaslut: Just make sure you don't type in those typos as well Zippy
g2gfast: It's not Zippy. And I'm not going to, I just type fast when I'm writing instant messagaes
Beegonethot: So now that's out of the way.... which of you are going to the SWINLOCK PARTAAYYY
TooOP: Bee
Strikayoudown: And we'll tell you why?
Beegonethot: Because now I've extended this bet to anyone else who knows of it!! Only OP's in it but where's the fun in that
Megaslut: Oh?
TooOP: It's really stupid but a 100 bucks sounds tempting.
Beegonethot: If I break a leg during the party, ya'll get a 100 bucks!! But if it gets too much, it'll be 5 bucks
Blitzbrainiac: That's a $95 decrease....
Strikayoudown: I'm not bothering myself with this useless bet. But yes, I'm going to the party.
Luggingbaggage: I'm going too, but joining a bet is not a thing I do.
Beegonethot: Boooo, party poopers
Strikayoudown: Say that again and I'll throw you on a pool table for a party experience
Beegonethot: im allergic to large fists blease don't
Firejet: Ooh! I'll be going at the party!
Stormjet: And we'll be going together and having fun!!
Smoothjazz: Then I must warn you that if anyone asks you to go to the back with them, don't. Just walk out of there fast.
Firejet: Why???
Megaslut: Just listen to him
Blitzbrainiac: I'm going to get cake and dance!!
Beegonethot: All my dreams will come true on that day
Smoothjazz: It'll depend on my mood. I'll go if they have a good DJ
Megaslut: I think they'll tell this Friday.
Smoothjazz: ah
g2gfast: Alright i tyedp out the letter and senrt it. jsuy have to wait for a few days.
Megaslut: Good.
Luggingbaggage: Now don't talk to us unless it's important.
Beegonethot: Ok jeez goodbye I guess.
Smoothjazz: I'll see ya'll at school tommorrow
Megaslut: Oh before I forget.
Megaslut: (Address number)
Megaslut: The location for the party. You're still going right Prime?
TooOP: Yeah. Thanks.
Megaslut: Wouldn't want you getting lost and missing out on you first party
TooOP: Right :/
-
“Autosluts”
Optimus Prime – TooOP
Bumblebee – Beegonethot
Bulkhead – Onebigbulk
Prowl – Ontheprowl
Sari – Sariaboutthat
14 March, 6:01pm
Beegonethot: chatscreenshot.png
Beegonethot: u sure nothing's happening between you and Megatron?
TooOP: Bee we are literally just schoolmates. acquaintances. nothing more.
Onebigbulk: If anything, I think you two sound and look more than just acquaintances.
Ontheprowl: I believe it's called being friends
Beegonethot: Cryptic is not a good look on you prowl
Sariaboutthat: Do you even know what you two are? Like friends that sort of things?
TooOP: I don't know???
TooOP: Like just the idea of us knowing each other is already bad. I'm an Autobot council member and he's a decepticon council leader! Those two don't mix!!
TooOP: I already feel bad that I'm supposed to get something out of him to use against him but it's also bad that I don't want to because I see him as an okay persona I feel bad about it.
TooOP: God I hate school
Beegonethot: I don't think average schools get this kind of drama
Sariaboutthat: really bee
Beegonethot: I'm horrible at comforting friends I'm sorry.
Ontheprowl: Okay what if you think of it this way.
Ontheprowl: Instead of thinking about 'autobot' and 'decepticon' and what others would think, what about you?
Onebigbulk: We don't care who you make friends with, even if it's Megatron...sort of. As long as they don't hurt you.
Sariaboutthat: Side's I think Megatron's got a soft spot for you.
TooOP: What?
Sariaboutthat: He literally disbanded a riot he started for you OP. If that doesn't scream something similar to romantic I don't know what is
TooOP: ITS NOT ROMANTIC FOR THE 100TH TIME
Ontheprowl: So? What do you see Megatron as?
TooOP: I mean...I guess he's ok to be around with? I don't feel like I have to be this nice guy who tolerates people's bullshit.
TooOP: He doesn't ask too much if something bothers me that I don't want to tell.... And he helped me on occasion. And we make jokes sometimes
TooOP: Oh god that's what friends do.
Sariaboutthat: That took you long
TooOP: Hold on I'm gonna go for a while.
Beegonethot: They grow up so fast
Ontheprowl: He's older than us
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“MegOP”
Megatron – Megaslut
Optimus Prime – TooOP
14 March, 6:08pm
TooOP: Megatron?
Megaslut: Something wrong?
TooOP: This is really embarrassing to ask but we're.... friends right?
Megaslut: You only know that now??
TooOP: Oh my primus just kill me now
Megaslut: What were you thinking we were for a whole month???
TooOP: Some guy you could disturb once in a while?
Megaslut: I wouldn't buy some guy I'd disturb once in a while meals would I?
TooOP: You got me there.
Megaslut: I find it hilarious you didn't pick up on our friendship
TooOP: You know with the whole 'Autobots' and 'Decepticons' thing. its complicated...
Megaslut: I understand, but still very humorous.
TooOP: So..friends?
Megaslut: Friends.
Megaslut: And I've long forgiven about that little accident with you and my things. You've done nothing bad to me even with every chance you got to.
TooOP: Yeah, sorry about that whole thing again.
Megaslut: No need to little Prime
TooOP: That is not going to stop is it.
Megaslut: Never
TooOP: Darn, an unlucky curse.
Megaslut: Humorous
Chapter 19: Purple Or Blue
Summary:
Beegonethot: While we wait I think it's time I showed you around the world of parties
TooOP: primus
Sariaboutthat: I mean what's the worse that could happen
TooOP: Oh you would not believe
Chapter Text
“Autosluts”
Optimus Prime – TooOP
Bumblebee – Beegonethot
Bulkhead – Onebigbulk
Prowl – Ontheprowl
Sari – Sariaboutthat
27 March, 4:21pm
Beegonethot: Who's ready for the partaayyy!!!!
Sariaboutthat: Should I wear a dress or a casual outift?
Sariaboutthat: I want something that says "lesbian"
Onebigbulk: It's going to be a long night and it gets cold so something long sleeved
Sariaboutthat: Dress it is
TooOP: Is anyone carpooling with Bee? Because I'm taking a bus there.
Beegonethot: NOOOOOO
Ontheprowl: I already have a ride.
Beegonethot: A date?
Ontheprowl: No, I have a motorcycle
Beegonethot: Since when were you this cool?!
Onebigbulk: Since when did you get a motorcycle??
Ontheprowl: I had it since last year. I just barely use it because it has special mods I don't want to exhuast
Beegonethot: Wait so that means you're using it to show off.....
Beegonethot: Which means you do have a date!!
Ontheprowl: I just want to use my motorcycle because I don't want to die sitting in your car.
Beegonethot: You're not denying it so I'm going to put it out there :)))))
Sariaboutthat: Where are you Bee???
Beegonethot: I'm in the car. Wanna stop by Burger bot to get smh?
Sariaboutthat: Yesssss
TooOP: BEE DON'T USE YOUR PHONE WHILE DRIVING
Beegonethot: Relax Boss bot nothings going to happen to me
Onebigbulk: That's not what you said the last time your car slammed into the pole
Beegonethot: Yeah and I made it out alive. God can't touch me :)
Sariaboutthat: now im scared
Onebigbulk: If you change your mind, you can always ride the bus with me and Blazer
Beegonethot: But burger bottt :(((
Ontheprowl: I don't know what is it with you two and Burger Bot but their burgers aren't really the best tasting.
Beegonethot: U take that back >:O
TooOP: What time are you guys gonna make it?
Onebigbulk: Probably around 5 plus.
Beegonethot: Me too
Ontheprowl: I'l be coming at 6
TooOP: I'm still not sure about the party....
Beegonethot: Come on OP don't chicken out now
Ontheprowl: If it gets too intense you can always go back home first.
TooOP: I guess you're right.
Onebigbulk: No need to pressure yourself over the party, these things make me nervous too.
TooOP: I'm also worried about seeing Elita..
Beegonethot: Blackarachnia? She's coming too?
TooOP: Megatron told me. He said she might wanna talk to me...
Sariaboutthat: If anything happens we'll go in!
Ontheprowl: You'll be fine Optimus, just come to us if things go bad
TooOP: I guess
Onebigbulk: It's a day for us to relax! You should as well!
TooOP: I'll try :)
Beegonethot: Sari Im at your house! where u at???
Sariaboutthat: I'm still changing gimme a sec
Beegonethot: I cant park anywhere blease hurry
Sariaboutthat: I KNOW I SAID WAIT
Beegonethot: HURRY UPPPP
TooOP: This is going to be a fun night.
-
“Decepticunts”
Megatron – Megaslut
Blackarachnia – Arachnophobia
Starscream – Starringme
Lugnut – Luggingbaggage
Strika- Strikayoudown
Blitzwing - Blitzbrainiac
Shockwave – Shockinglyhandsome
Soundwave – Soundthealarm
27 March, 4:30pm
Starringme: Purple or blue
Blitzbrainiac: Why not both
Starringme: Because it'd look ugly
Blitzbrainiac: ON YOU!!
Starringme: I'll fucking poison ur drink
Blitzbrainiac: bold of you to assume it already isn't spiked
Megaslut: Idiots
Starringme: Fuck you all
Arachnaphobia: How many of you already left?
Strikayoudown: Lugnut and I are at the deli near my house. Who wants food?
Shockinglyhandsome: I need some before I get wasted
Soundthealarm: me too please
Megaslut: My parents didn't bother to fucking make dinner so get me the largest thing they have.
Starringme: get me a salad my fucking sister gave all of ours to the damn horse
Shockinglyhandsome: You didn't tell us you had a horse all this time???
Starringme: It's my sister's not mine. no way im touching it
Strikayoudown: Blackarachnia?
Arachnophobia: I'm good.
Megaslut: I just left the house if you want I can carpool you arachnia
Arachnophobia: I'm good I'm taking the uber.
Megaslut: Alright
Shockinglyhandsome:@Soundthealarm u got the camera?
Soundthealarm: yep
Arachnaphobia: Why do you need the camera?
Shockinglyhandsome: I need to capture the stupid shit that happens on our last frat house party as Decepticunts.
Strikayoudown: I can't tell if that was sentimental or spiteful, but I don't like either
Starringme: I still can't fucking decide help me you afts
Blitzbrainiac: Unlike you, I'm at least decisive enough to figure out what to wear a week before already.
Shockinglyhandsome: You have never planned an outfit before. Its mostly been a mood things
Starringme: You once walked in to school looking like a fashion disaster that got dunked in glitter.
Blitzbrainiac: I was making a statement!!
Shockinglyhandsome: Wait is it a date???
Blitzbrainiac: I suppose you could say that
Shockinglyhandsome: Who's the lucky gal? Guy? Gender neutral pronoun?
Blitzbrainiac: Not telling
Megaslut: Is it silent type?
Blitzbrainiac: Yes
Shockinglyhandsome: YOU GUYS KNOW AND DIDN'T TELL ME NSJANWLJ
Blitzbrainiac: I can only trust 5 people in this chat to not spill anything.
Soundthealarm: who is the other one?
Blitzbrainiac: I best not say or I'll never hear the end of it
Arachnophobia: I think everyone knows
Strikayoudown: So that means you won't be with us around the party?
Blitzbrainiac: Oh I will be when something nasty or wild happens.
Megaslut: Have fun
Arachnaphobia: Get some ass
Soundthealarm: Those are two huge different moods
Starringme: YOU ALL STILL HAVEN'T ANSWERED MY QUESTION PURPLE OR BLUE?!?!?!
Arachnophobia: Primus just wear nothing
Starringme: AHHHH
-
“MegOP”
Megatron – Megaslut
Optimus Prime – TooOP
27 March, 4:34pm
Megaslut: Hey Prime, you need anything to eat?
TooOP: ?
Megaslut: A friend of mine's getting food. She asked if quote ,"Does the twig want anything?"
TooOP: Rude :(
TooOP: Just a ham sandwhich please. Tell her I said thanks and I'll pay her back at the party.
Megaslut: Sure
-
“Autosluts”
Optimus Prime – TooOP
Bumblebee – Beegonethot
Bulkhead – Onebigbulk
Prowl – Ontheprowl
Sari – Sariaboutthat
27 March, 5:07pm
Sariaboutthat: I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO DIE
Beegonethot: We didn't die Sari!!
TooOP: I don't even want to know what happened.
Sariaboutthat: Let's just say that there will forever be a dent in the hood of Bee's sad car
Beegonethot: Hey it was the other car not me!!!
Sariaboutthat: It's not even 6 and I already see a group of drunk jocks
Beegonethot: A rare sight in such habitats
TooOP: I'm inside the house in the living room.
Sariaboutthat: I think I see some of the cons.
TooOP: yeah Megatron's with me
Beegonethot: I know we probably persuaded you to be friends and all but you're sure sure you two are chill?
TooOP: He brought me a sandwich so there's that. I'm just waiting for you guys and Blackarachnia to show up
Beegonethot: While we wait I think it's time I showed you around the world of parties
TooOP: primus
Sariaboutthat: I mean what's the worse that could happen
TooOP: Oh you would not believe
-
27 March, 7:15pm
Sariaboutthat: We have a drunk Bee situation and its about to get wild
TooOP: oh my primus
Onebigbulk: oh my primus
Ontheprowl: oh my primus
Chapter 20: One Hour
Summary:
TooOP: He's going to get into so much trouble
Megaslut: And you're not going to stop it?
TooOP: No, I'll let Sari do the whole keeping watch thing. I just want them to have fun. I mean after everything I've put them through last month
Megaslut: If it's uncomfortable for you, no need to explain
TooOP: No, I mean, I have nothing better to do than watch a bunch of idiots almost almost kill each other with darts so I might as well. It's over anyway.
Chapter Text
(1 hour ago)
“Autosluts”
Optimus Prime – TooOP
Bumblebee – Beegonethot
Bulkhead – Onebigbulk
Prowl – Ontheprowl
Sari – Sariaboutthat
27 March, 6:15pm
Beegonethot: Only an hour in this shithole and somehow I learnt more about everyone than I initially thought
Beegonethot: Like who knew Smooth Jazz here is actually dating someone???
Ontheprowl: Everyone?
Beegonethot: But like, dating that kind of guy??
Ontheprowl: Is that a problem?
Beegonethot: No of course not, I'm just surprised its someone from another school. What's his name?
Onebigbulk: Gunmax I think. Jazz introduced him to me
Beegonethot: I honestly thought you'd be the one to date Jazz, Prowl
Ontheprowl: he's more like a brother to me.
Beegonethot: I see i see
-
"untitled group chat"
Optimus Prime – TooOP
Bumblebee – Beegonethot
Bulkhead – Onebigbulk
Sari – Sariaboutthat
27 March, 6:16pm
Beegonethot: still not spilling
TooOP: let it go Bee
-
“Autosluts”
Optimus Prime – TooOP
Bumblebee – Beegonethot
Bulkhead – Onebigbulk
Prowl – Ontheprowl
Sari – Sariaboutthat
27 March, 6:16pm
Sariaboutthat: Seeing Swindle and Lockdown make out aggressively will forever scar my two eyes. Not even bleach can save me
TooOP: I've trained myself to just blurr and censor these things out from my sight and mind.
Beegonethot: virgin boi
Beegonethot: where r u OP? I sort of lost you in the crowd?
TooOP: at some corner. Crowds get overwhelming
TooOP: I think at the corner opposite of Prowl's corner
Ontheprowl: I own it
Beegonethot: gotcha, im gonna find the booze
TooOP: isn't it a bit too early for that?
Beegonethot: We don't have school tommorrow its finneee
Onebigbulk: I sense alot of bad vibes in that sentence
Beegonethot: While you all are chilling in your corners, I'm going to actually have my own fun and party :)
Ontheprowl: sure sure
Sariaboutthat: Don't worry, I'll keep a look out for him.
Sariaboutthat: Hey wait where did Bee go
Sariaboutthat: @Beegonethot ???
Sariaboutthat: Crap I think he switched his phone to silent mode
Sariaboutthat: Im diving in the sea of drunk seniors
TooOP: by yourself?
Sariaboutthat: I have Soundwave and Blazer I should be fine
Sariaboutthat: Soundwave'll scream if something's wrong
TooOP: Alright, just be careful. I'll come and find you later
Sariaboutthat: Alrighty
-
"untitled group chat"
Optimus - TooOP
Blackarachnia - Arachnophobia
27 March, 6:20pm
Arachnophobia: Meet me in the balcony
TooOP: Now?
Arachnophobia: Of course now you twit
TooOP: where is it?
Arachnaphobia: Stairs on the left of the entrance, 2nd floor
TooOP: You sure its fine?
Arachnophobia: Swindle and Lockdown are too busy
eating each other out just come
TooOP: ok
-
“MegOP”
Megatron – Megaslut
Optimus Prime – TooOP
27 March, 6:42pm
Megaslut: I saw you and Blackarachnia on the balcony? Everything alright?
TooOP: Yeah we just talked. Where'd you see us from?
Megaslut: I was watching Starscream getting annihilated at beer pong in the front lawn.
Megaslut: It was to Bee if you're wondering
TooOP: He's going to get into so much trouble
Megaslut: And you're not going to stop it?
TooOP: No, I'll let Sari do the whole keeping watch thing. I just want them to have fun. I mean after everything I've put them through last month
Megaslut: If it's uncomfortable for you, no need to explain
TooOP: No, I mean, I have nothing better to do than watch a bunch of idiots almost almost kill each other with darts so I might as well. It's over anyway.
TooOP: I know you remember about that talk. When I told you about that happened near the end of last month.
Megaslut: I still remember, I'm sorry you had to go through that
TooOP: Again, it's alright
TooOP: I don't think I told you I also had nightmares. I still do, but it's less intense. And sometimes it turns into an episode. full blown panic and all. Dr Ratchet helps me sometimes with those. Sometimes I stay at home, other times I go to the bridge near the school. The one with a river and a steady grass slope. The time I wasn't around in school for a day or two, I really bothered my friends. And then the whole Blackarachnia thing happened and I really spooked them.
TooOP: And that wasn't the first time. I've really troubled them a lot and I feel like I should be a better friend. Make the most out of this year and just be a good friend while we're still in the same school.
Megaslut: I'm sorry to hear that you go through such things.
TooOP: Primus no need to be so formal. But yeah, I try to help myself and I think I'm getting better. I mean it's still sort of hard for me to get around the fact that Elita's still alive. And the fact that because of me she's gotta live with a metal arm and leg
Megaslut: Knowing Blackarachnia, she'd want you to stop blaming yourself or she'd "slap you"
Megaslut: And take it from me. You have good friends and they love you. However weird or idiotic some of them may be. If they did find you a 'bother', they'd long left you to be. So it's alright.
TooOP: Thanks...
TooOP: Maybe I should go to you for counselling
Megaslut: Don't be daft Little Prime, I am in no way experienced to do that
TooOP: I'm kidding
Megaslut: But if you'd like, you can always join me after school hours and chat out with me at my home. And if you have one of your episodes, you can come in the night as well.
TooOP: Really?
Megaslut: I don't say such things lightly
TooOP: What about your parents
Megaslut: They're barely at home, too busy being assholes
TooOP:...Care to tell? If it's uncomfortable for you, no need to explain
Megaslut:...if my friends know, I don't see why I shouldn't tell you.
Megaslut: When I started high school, both of them basically left me to my own devices without a care in a world where their money was going. I was only rich and able to spend that money because they couldn't give two shits about what I was doing.
Megaslut: And before you say it couldn't be that bad, I once had to carry my stupidly drunk mother after a 'party' to her room while she kept yelling at me about how I could be better and smashed whatever bottle she had with her at me. I only got a few scabs. I told my father this and he told me 'to stop disturbing him with something stupid'.
Megaslut: The house I live in now is just another house my parents own and I moved in there 'out of convenience' but I just wanted to get my ass out of that shit hole.
Megaslut: Long story short, I absolutely hate my parents, and the moment I'm able to, I'll move out and stop relying on my parents.
TooOP: Oh....
TooOP: I'm so sorry.
TooOP: Wow I mean they're complete assholes
Megaslut: You're the first ever person to say that about my parents when I first told them my story. They usually say it's nothing.
TooOP: It's not nothing!! Primus
Megaslut: You always surprise me
TooOP: Nothing about that is humorous
Megaslut: I know
Megaslut: If you'd like to ask more, I'd be okay with answering as long as it's not sensitive.
TooOP: Maybe not. You know what. Maybe we can talk about these things some other time. Let's just enjoy ourselves tonight.
Megaslut: That'd be much more appreciated
TooOP: Meet you in the front lawn?
Megaslut: Please do, while Bee has since gone off to who knows where, Lugnut is about to trash someone for calling me a 'Hulking piece of shit'
TooOP: For once I'm down for that.
(Present time)
“MegOP”
Megatron – Megaslut
Optimus Prime – TooOP
27 March, 7:16pm
Megaslut: When I said I was hoping this party would get better, I didn't think it'd get this intense
TooOP: Megatron BEE'S ON THE ROOF
Megaslut: I'm well aware
Megaslut: At least you'll get your 100 bucks worth
Chapter 21: Man Can Fly
Summary:
Velkarie: might wanna bring Blurr along
Euniversallycute: I got the bitch with me
Euniversallycute: He saw that I called him a bitch and he went "mood"
Velkarie: He's transcended
Chapter Text
"Ladies Night"
Eula - Euniverselycute
Velda - Velkerie
Blazertrail - Blazingthroughhell
Sari – Sariaboutthat
27 March, 7:16pm
Euniversallycute: do you guys hear that
Blazingthroughhell: I'm at the scene of the crime and yes, it's as chaotic as it sounds
Velkarie: You should come out and see
Euniversallycute: gonna have to pm me the situation im watching Godzilla with Blurr in the screening room.
Velkarie: Which version?
Euniversallycute: Original version
Velkarie: niceeee
Blazingthroughhell: Bee's on the roof and yelling that he can fly. It's wild. Optimus is panicking.
Euniversallycute: yiikes
Sariaboutthat: Does anyone know how to climb a roof???
Euniversallycute: ok im coming over
Velkarie: Blazer and I can but I don't think Bee'll stay still enough.....
Sariaboutthat: Errr we'll figure something out-
Euniversallycute: where it at again?
Blazingthroughhell: Backyard. I don't think Swindle and Lockdown know yet.
Euniversallycute: Oh nope, Swindle's coming out. Lockdown can't deal with that shit
Velkarie: might wanna bring Blurr along
Euniversallycute: I got the bitch with me
Euniversallycute: He saw that I called him a bitch and he went "mood"
Velkarie: He's transcended
-
(Video excerpt)
27 March, 7:18pm
"I'LL SHOW YOU ALL THAT I CAN FLYYYYY-" (Bee)
"BEE GET DOWN FROM THERE" (Optimus)
"YOU CAN'T MAKE ME PRIME- *urp*" (Bee)
"JUMP JUMP JUMP!!" (Crowd)
"NO ONE'S JUMPING!!" (Optimus)
"I'm betting zhat he'll break a leg" (Blitzwing)
"Don't curse it- help me up there." (Prowl)
"Wait! I don't want him jumping because someone's appraoching him" (Optimus)
"If things go south I can write up a will" (Blackarachnia)
"Elita no-" (Optimus)
*camera shakes as it turns to face Shockwave, who is filiming*
"This is the wildest fucking party ever" (Shockwave)
*camera pans back to the chaos*
"Err anyone have a blanket that's big??? This is a disaster-" (Optimus)
"Relax Prime, the worse that'll happen is he breaks a bone." (Megatron)
"THAT'S EXACTLY THE KIND OF THING I WANT TO AVOID-" (Optimus)
"I'll go get ze blankets." (Blitzwing)
"They said man can't fly..... BUT TODAY, I SHALL PROVE THEM WRROONNNGGG *glass smashing*" (Bee)
"YEAAHHHHH!!!" (Crowd)
"Oh my primus GET IT QUICK-" (Optimus)
"Wait, I want to see where this goes." (Megatron)
"Megatron-" (Optimus)
"Oh wow this was wilder than I thought this to be" (E)
"The gucci gang's here" (V)
"There can only be one gucci gang." (Starscream)
"One's honestly hotter and slays better than the other." (E)
"She said it not me." (Blazer)
"Focus please." (Prowl)
"Okay. E, V and I'll climb up with the blanket and try to roll him in it. If all goes according to plan he'll roll to the ground safely with at least a broken nose" (Blazer)
"Isn't that a bit risky...???" (Optimus)
"That or we let him jump and break more than just one bone" (V)
"I got ze blankets!!! Zhey're so fluffy!!~" (Blitzwing)
"Thanks Blitzwing*grabs the blanket and tosses each side for the girls to hold* Okay, there's an easy slope we can climb on behind Bee. We'll surprise him from there." (Prowl)
"Be careful!" (Bulkhead)
"I need someone tall to boost us up." (Prowl)
"I guess that's my cue. Strika, I need your help as well." (Megatron)
"*sighs and grumbles* I didn't want to get involved but sure" (Strika)
"Thanks Strika!" (V)
"Do not strain yourself love!" (Lugnut)
"I won't sweetheart." (Strika)
"Everyone's flirting and im here like-" (E)
"Shut up and move." (Strika)
"Yes mam'." (E)
-Video ended-
-
(Video excerpt)
March 27, 7:35pm
"As we see the four beasts crouching and waiting to strike, it is notable that Bee has failed to keep awareness of his surroundings for the booze has rendered him unable to do the most simplest shit and instead has opted to throw all logic out of the window." (Shockwave)
"BEE! CAN YOU STAY STILL FOR A FEW SECONDS??" (Optimus)
"NEVERRRRR!!!" (Bee)
"After all this time I thought you'd make better friends Optimus." (Blackarachnia)
"To be fair, years of depression has downgraded my standards. But I like them." (Optimus)
"Rude." (Megatron)
"JUMPING IN 3-" (Bee)
"oh no" (Optimus)
"2-" (Bee)
"*quickly runs to where Bee could land* BEE NO-" (Optimus)
"1-AAHAHHHHH *Muffled screaming*" (Bee)
"WE SECURED THE FUCKER." (E)
"BOOOOO!!!" (Crowd)
"WAIT- SHIT HE'S ROLLING AWAY-" (Blazer)
"NO-" (Optimus)
(Sudden silence as Bee rolls over the roof, falling and supposedly landing without so much as a thud)
"...." (Everyone)
(Blurr walks out from the back, carrying Bee rolled up in a burrito bridal style)
"I got him!" (Blurr)
"YEAAAHAHHHHH-" (Crowd)
"Good job zippy!!*gives a thumbs up*" (E)
"Shame, there goes a hundred dollars." (Megatron)
"Oh quit it Megatron." (Optimus)
(Offscreen) "something's not right-" (Jazz)
(Offscreen) "Wait who's that? I've never seen him earlier." (Gunmax)
(Offscreen) "Hold on-" (Jazz)
-Video ended-
-
"untitled group chat"
Optimus Prime – TooOP
Jazz - Smoothjazz
Jetstorm - Stormjet
Jetfire - Firejet
Blurr - g2gfast
Bumblebee - Beegonethot
Megatron – Megaslut
Lugnut – Luggingbaggage
Strika- Strikayoudown
Blitzwing - Blitzbrainiac
27 March, 7:40pm
(TooOP added Sariaboutthat, Ontheprowl and Onebigbulk to the group chat)
(Megaslut added Shockinglyhandsome, Soundthealarm and Arachnaphobia into the group chat)
TooOP: RUN
Megaslut: SCATTER
Chapter 22: Weed Rooms
Summary:
Euniversallycute: guys im scared
Euniversallycute: If we don't make it out alive, tell my dog I love him
Euniversallycute: and my sister i guess
Chapter Text
"untitled group chat"
Optimus Prime – TooOP
Bumblebee – Beegonethot
Bulkhead – Onebigbulk
Prowl – Ontheprowl
Sari – Sariaboutthat
Megatron – Megaslut
Blackarachnia – Arachnophobia
Starscream – Starringme
Lugnut – Luggingbaggage
Strika- Strikayoudown
Blitzwing - Blitzbrainiac
Shockwave – Shockinglyhandsome
Soundwave – Soundthealarm
Jazz - Smoothjazz
Jetstorm - Stormjet
Jetfire - Firejet
Blurr - g2gfast
27 March, 7:40pm
(Sariaboutthat added Euniversallycute, Velkarie and Blazingthroughhell into the chat)
Euniversallycute: this will be the most excercise I'll ever get in the 80 years I'll exist on this accursed planet
Strikayoudown: agreed
Blazingthroughhell: STOP TEXTING AND KEEP RUNNING
(Euniversallycute changed the group chat to "Ride Or Die)
Sariaboutthat: And a legend was born
Blazingthroughhell: sjhjlsahhf dnlldkklsnsl adsnl
TooOP: If Bee was sober, he'd be proud
Megaslut: Where is everyone???
TooOP: On your left!!
Onebigbulk: Right behind, I almost got mobbed
Luggingbaggage: All cons present and accounted for
TooOP: Then where's Starscream
Luggingbaggage: All except for Starscream
Soundthealarm: I can't find him I think he ran off or smh
Shockinglyhandsome: Crypticscream.png
Soundthealarm: When did he get up that tree?
Shockinglyhandsome: He did that once when he had to hide in the vents before he got caught smoking pot in school
Euniversallycute: wild
Firejet: Is this how parties are to go?
Smoothjazz: Mostly, no
Euniversallycute: They don't normally entail the three or four cop cars coming to a frat party while someone smashes a 40 and yells "Scatter"
Sariaboutthat: How are u typing liek that????
Euniversallycute: I like ran for 30 seconds and I got too tired so Blurr's currently carrying me bridal style and running.
Euniversallycute: He says to go faster.
Valkerie: photo.png
Valkerie: join the cult
Blazingthroughhell: Again, I'm absolutely fascinated and terrified that Blitzwing and carry both you and Prowl
TooOP: Wait if Blurr's carrying you where's Bee
Euniversallycute: OH MY PRIMUS WE LEFT THE BITCH BEHIND
Blazingthroughhell: I HEAR BEE YELLING FUCK THE POLICE IM-
Strikayoudown: He's more of an idiot than I thought he was.
Arachnophobia: Leave the bug be, he'll handle his problem himself we have ourselves to worry about!!
Onebigbulk: WE LEAVE NO ONE BEHIND
TooOP: I'm going back just keep running
Megaslut: WHAT THE FUCK PRIME
Arachnophobia: I'm coming you absolutely nut
Euniversallycute: I think he hoped away when everyone was caught in the confusion.
Sariaboutthat: I'm picturing it mentally and you know what thats funny
Shockinglyhandsome: WE SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THE CAR
Megaslut: NO WAY I'M LETTING THEM CATCH MY LICENCE PLATE AND LETTING THEM TAKE AWAY MY CAR
Shockinglyhandsome: THEN WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE HIDING???? IN CASE U FORGOT WE'RE IN MIDDLE OF ABSOLUTE NOWHERE IN THIS SHITTY FOREST
Arachnaphobia: We have Bee
Euniversallycute: Is he blackout drunk?
Arachnophobia: Not unless I hit him in the head which Optimus didnt want
Arachnophobia: Wuss
Velkarie: Hold on I have an idea.
(Velkarie added Swindleyogirl)
Megaslut: What's he going to do? Bury us under a pile of weed to hide us?
Swindleyogirl: very charming Megatron
Swindleyogirl: what do you want im busy hiding under the house
Luggingbaggage: YOU CALLED THE COPS
Swindleyogirl: Why would I call the cops to my own party????
Velkarie: I know you have storage places to store whatever weird stuff you want to hide. And I know it has to be close by. Anyway we can use those???
Swindleyogirl: Tough luck I don't give out shit like that to kids like you. You and I both know why and it took Lockdown and I to fucking hide that shit of months.
Shockinglyhandsome: wait
Swindleyogirl: and why should I?
Shockinglyhandsome: OH MY GOD ITS A WEED ROOM AHHHHH
Megaslut: primus
Shockinglyhandsome: oh my god blease let us hide in there
Megaslut: I have the questions of this mid terms science exam papers you can use, I'll give it to you
Swindleyogirl: which year?
Megaslut: Year 3
Swindleyogirl: Find a tall crooked tree and turn to it's left and you should find a large containment unit. It's unlocked but you can lock it from the inside.
Shockinglyhandsome: YES
Swindleyogirl: But you better not say a single word or talk in there. It's not sound proof and it's close to my house and I can't have the damned cops know I've been having this jig
Velkarie: Thank you!
Swindleyogirl: Now stop disturbing me
(Swindleyogirl left the group chat)
Luggingbaggage: I am not hiding in that kind of place
Megaslut: Either that or the looney bin, let's go!!
Strikayoudown: Is it big enough for everyone
Ontheprowl: We can always shove Bee out
Onebigbulk: good one Prowl
Onebigbulk: wait r u srs
TooOP: We're all hiding and if not I'll distract them.
Megaslut: Stop being a self sacrificing idiot and just run!!!
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27 March, 7:49pm
TooOP: Can they really fit all of us?
Megaslut: I guess as long as everyone stands
Shockinglyhandsome: Dibs on the purple container
Smoothjazz: And GM's comin with me
Sariaboutthat: Why'd you bring him??
Smoothjazz: It was either that or let the police find out one of their interning students attended an frat party that possibly involved illegal drugs
Euniversallycute: Maybe if you spoon him we can fit
Smoothjazz: im not complaining
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27 March, 7:53pm
Blazingthroughhell: Sorry Strika, but you'll have to move to the other container. I don't think Soundwave's gonna breathe
Strikayoudown: Of course, just make sure not to spite Lugnut
Blazingthroughhell: 👌
Luggingbaggage: If you get caught, I'll make sure to protect you
Euniversallycute: guys we're hiding from the police not performing a Shakespearean tale
Strikayoudown: shut it kid
TooOP: Quiet!!!
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27 March, 7:53pm
Shockinglyhandsome: I can now die in fucking peace knowing that my last year in this accursed hell hole of a school year involved hiding in a weed containment storage.
Shockinglyhandsome: It's gotta be like a shit ton of weed in here!!!
Euniversallycute: Don't steal anything
TooOP: Do I...know you?
Shockinglyhandsome: I'm just here to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling it.
Firejet: I can't be seeing who I touched, I'm so sorry!
Blazingthroughhell: That was me my boob hurts
Firejet: I'M SORRY
Euniversallycute: Ladies in the chat can relate
Sariaboutthat: not me
Blazingthroughhell: im gd just stay still
Strikayoudown: Might want to stop squirming Shockwave or I'll crush you
Shockinglyhandsome: Kinky
Shockinglyhandsome: OW FUCKING
Megaslut: CAn you guys just stay quiet for a few minutes??? I can hear you guys from in here!!!
TooOP: Sorry Megatron is there anyway you could move? My arm's a bit squished
Megaslut: I don't think I can.
Megaslut: Hold on
Megaslut: Is it okay if I put my arm over you
TooOP: I don't mind
Blitzbrainiac: Now kiss!!!
TooOP: Blitzwing!!!
Blitzbrainiac: Its how it always happens in movies
TooOP: Primus I wouldn't even do that in front of people!!
Euniversallycute: I think the cops are here I see lights in the cracks
Velkarie: Ok everyone shut up
Blazingthroughhell: Bee's slurring, someone keep him quiet!!
Onetheprowl: I'm trying my best to keep Bee quiet but he talks in his unconsciousness and I don't want his saliva on my hands
Blitzbrainiac: you didn't mind mine on your lips
Euniversallycute: #Prowlwingcanon
Ontheprowl: Those are two entirely different things Blitzwing
Sariaboutthat: i knew it!!!
G2gfast: Back to the problem at hand please!!!!
Arachnophobia: give me the bug
Onetheprowl: ok
Euniversallycute: OH MY GOD WHAT DID YOU DO???
Stromjet: She killed him!!!!
Firejet: I don't feel so good brother
TooOP: What happened???
Arachnophobia: Relax I just gave him a jab to make him unconscious. Since Optimus ain't even in the same room as me to nag
TooOP: Ouch Elita
Arachnophobia: Grow a pair Optimus
Megaslut: Switch your phones off the cops may see the damn lights
Euniversallycute: ok ok
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27 March, 8:01pm
Euniversallycute: guys im scared
Euniversallycute: If we don't make it out alive, tell my dog I love him
Euniversallycute: and my sister i guess
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27 March, 8:15 pm
Smoothjazz: Well that was close
Euniversallycute: I almost died holding my breath
TooOP: Is the coast clear?
Shockinglyhandsome: Look clear i dont see shit
Soundthealarm: I don't see anymore lights
Sariaboutthat: NOW MOVE
Stormjet: I can't be feeling my arms!
Onebigbulk: I think someone stepped on my foot
g2gfast: that was me sorz
Velkarie: Sorry Blitzy, I think I stepped on you as well
Blitzbrainiac: Really? I felt nothing.
TooOP: Anyone not feeling okay?
Megaslut: I think we're good
Arachnophobia: Good cause I'm not carrying Bee
Euniversallycute: guys i dont think we can go home...
Smoothjazz: damn those clouds look heavy
Megaslut: We still can't get to the cars, the police would still be swarming the place.
Strikayoudown: No way I'm staying in this weed room from the rain
Shockinglyhandsome: I would
TooOP: I think you guys can take shelter at my house for the night
Sariaboutthat: Really???
TooOP: It's not that far. I recognize a pathway to my house. Like a twenty minute walk I think. Besides, I think we can't carry Bee all the way home.
Shockinglyhandsome: Who would win, a group of frat house losers or a tiny house
TooOP: It's not that small. Besides, it's just to take shelter from the rain. And I think we're all exhausted. I don't mind.
Ontheprowl: Well we better hurry because I think I feel a drizzle
Strikayoudown: Your parents don't mind?
TooOP: It's just my mum and she doesn't mind guests as long as they're not suspicious people.
Shockinglyhandsome: I think I fall into that category
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27 March, 8:20pm
Sariaboutthat: Blitzwing won't stop singing Umbrella blease send help
Blazingthroughhell: Oh got he roped in the Jettwins
Euniversallycute: this is fun
Chapter 23: Chips
Summary:
"...Sorry bout tonight."
"hmm?"
"I didn't think it'd turn out like this."
"You mean the whole cops thing and hiding in a weed room? That was an experience."
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
"Ride Or Die"
Optimus Prime – TooOP
Bumblebee – Beegonethot
Bulkhead – Onebigbulk
Prowl – Ontheprowl
Sari – Sariaboutthat
Megatron – Megaslut
Blackarachnia – Arachnophobia
Starscream – Starringme
Lugnut – Luggingbaggage
Strika- Strikayoudown
Blitzwing - Blitzbrainiac
Shockwave – Shockinglyhandsome
Soundwave – Soundthealarm
Jazz - Smoothjazz
Jetstorm - Stormjet
Jetfire - Firejet
Blurr - g2gfast
Eula - Euniverselycute
Velda - Velkerie
Blazertrail - Blazingthroughhell
27 March, 8:37 pm
Strikayoudown: Your mum's nice
TooOP: It's part of her charm
Megaslut: She's the nicest woman I'll ever know in my life
Megaslut: Weirdly it intimidates me
TooOP: Oh yeah she does that too
Shockinglyhandsome: Cute house, real homey.
TooOP: I suggest you don't touch that
Shockinglyhandsome: What's it going to do kill me?
TooOP: Essentially yeah
Onebigbulk: I overheard your mum shaking her head and muttering something about bee smoking weed
Blazingthroughhell: Bless her
TooOP: Err just make yourselves comfortable. I don't have any snacks so I can go out and get something before the rain starts getting heavier.
Shockinglyhandsome: GET US CHEETOS
Sariaboutthat: Potato chips please!
Euniversallycute: Anything's fine
Blitzbrainiac: If you don't mind I can make scrambled eggs
TooOP: Sure, there's some in the fridge
Megaslut: I'll come with you hold on
Arachnophobia: don't get sick from the rain you twits
Megaslut: Love you too Blackarachnia
Shockinglyhandsome: Omg does anyone have marker?
Strikayoudown: I'll make sure none of our dumbasses do anything dumb
TooOP: thank you :)
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(Video excerpt)
Mama's Mart, Security Feed 02
27 March, 8:47 pm
"A wrap with candy and chocolate is still considered a burrito."
"Oh my god Megatron you're unbelievably gross."
"Only because I haven't tried it and one of these days I'll somehow, one way or another, make you eat one."
"I swear if you do that we're no longer friends."
"Tough luck, I don't let go of friends I can bully easily."
"(amused laugh) Lay off Megatron."
"...Sorry bout tonight."
"hmm?"
"I didn't think it'd turn out like this."
"You mean the whole cops thing and hiding in a weed room? That was an experience."
"I'm serious. I was hoping tonight would just be a casual night for you to talk things out with Arachnia and relax. If I've known this would happen I wouldn't have forced you to come along."
"What? Megs- You definitely couldn't have known this would happen. Look, I went to this party on my own accord. And you know what, I actually had fun."
"You mean getting chased down by cops and almost getting in a pit deep trouble?"
"I mean- just... I've been having a bad month- No. A whole half a year bad bad. And I've never ever done a thing outside of being nice because I didn't want to get into trouble or ruin myself any farther. Sour cream or cheese?"
"Sour cream."
"Wise choice. But then tonight happened and I had a blast. I've never ever felt so thrilled ever. I was honestly thinking we were going to get caught! And I could be myself. Just for this party without Sentinel looking at me to judge me or Ultra Magnus. I had fun. And I don't think I'll ever have fun like this ever again."
"What about now? We've literally crowded your home-"
"(stops and turns to Megatron, cocking a brow) You kidding me? it couldn't be helped the weather's turning bad. I think it might be for the whole night. Besides, my mother loves company over. I think she just thinks that it's nice to know I have friends after...everything. (gently pats Megatron's arm) Don't worry about it.... And...adding on. You made it happen. You gave me one of the best days ever. Inviting me, talking and just having fun together. I almost choked on my drink watching you and your friends do stupid things too. It was great. (smiles) Thank you."
"I...see..."
"We still have tonight to have fun. Let's make the most of it while Bee's still sleeping and not causing any damage. And we have tonight to talk if you want."
"....Yeah. Sounds great."
"Do you think Lugnut would like Doritos or Lays? I can never tell."
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"Gucci Duo"
Megatron – Megaslut
Blackarachnia – Arachnophobia
27 March, 8:56 pm
Megaslut: hey
Blackarachnia: What is it this time?
Megaslut: I think I have a crush.
Blackarachnia: Fucking finally
-
"Ride Or Die"
Optimus Prime – TooOP
Bumblebee – Beegonethot
Bulkhead – Onebigbulk
Prowl – Ontheprowl
Sari – Sariaboutthat
Megatron – Megaslut
Blackarachnia – Arachnophobia
Starscream – Starringme
Lugnut – Luggingbaggage
Strika- Strikayoudown
Blitzwing - Blitzbrainiac
Shockwave – Shockinglyhandsome
Soundwave – Soundthealarm
Jazz - Smoothjazz
Jetstorm - Stormjet
Jetfire - Firejet
Blurr - g2gfast
Eula - Euniverselycute
Velda - Velkerie
Blazertrail - Blazingthroughhell
27 March, 9:00 pm
Shockinglyhandsome: absolutebitch.png
Shockinglyhandsome: I've done it. My best piece yet.
Strikayoudown: I could not stop him
Ontheprowl: Actually, I'm liking that touch up you did to his eyebrows
Blitzbrainiac: Time to add a Bee tattoo on the Bee!!
Blazingthroughhell: FINISH COOKING YOUR EGGS FIRST
Notes:
Sorry this is short guys, Updates might get slow :(
Chapter 24: A Sleepover Except There Are 16 Bitches And One Megaslut In Your Crib
Summary:
TooOP: And no, we're not telling spooky stories. I don't want anyone screaming please
Shockinglyhandsome: Bold of you to assume we'd be the least bit scared of a horror story
Shockinglyhandsome: AKS DJWNEEW JWNJLLK
Blazingthroughhell: AAAHHHHHH HAHHHH-
TooOP: OH MY PRIMUS YOU BROKE THE SHELF
Chapter Text
"Ride Or Die"
Optimus Prime – TooOP
Bumblebee – Beegonethot
Bulkhead – Onebigbulk
Prowl – Ontheprowl
Sari – Sariaboutthat
Megatron – Megaslut
Blackarachnia – Arachnophobia
Starscream – Starringme
Lugnut – Luggingbaggage
Strika- Strikayoudown
Blitzwing - Blitzbrainiac
Shockwave – Shockinglyhandsome
Soundwave – Soundthealarm
Jazz - Smoothjazz
Jetstorm - Stormjet
Jetfire - Firejet
Blurr - g2gfast
Eula - Euniverselycute
Velda - Velkerie
Blazertrail - Blazingthroughhell
27 March, 9:23pm
Blitzbrainiac: So now what?
Stormjet: The eggs are of deliciousness!
Blitzbrainiac: The secret is rosemary!
g2gfast: whyr we typng in the chat?
TooOP: My mum's sleeping and I told her we'd be as quiet as possible.
Megaslut: With the way the weather is now I don't think we can go home
Luggingbaggage: Is there nothing that can keep us warm? Strika's freezing!!
Strikayoudown: relax the cold won't kill me
TooOP: Sorry, my heater's not working. I'll go get some blankets but i don't think those'll be enough.
Valkerie: Don't need one, the darkness shall be my blanket.
Euniversallycute: honey i thought your edgy phase was over
Valkerie: I'm always edgy
Ontheprowl: marshmallow anyone?
Valkerie: Yes please :)
Shockinglyhandsome: What can we do that's 'silent' :\
Sariaboutthat: Oh! How about a scary story! I know plenty of good ghost stories :))
Blazingthroughhell: That is the opposite of silent
Blitzbrainiac: Barely even an hour in and I hate to say that I miss Bee's stupidity.
Blitzbrainiac: They crack me up!!
Sariaboutthat: Same :(
TooOP: I think we have 5 blankets, so if needed, we have to huddle.
Arachnophobia: Bitch i need two
TooOP: And no, we're not telling spooky stories. I don't want anyone screaming please
Shockinglyhandsome: Bold of you to assume we'd be the least bit scared of a horror story
Shockinglyhandsome: AKS DJWNEEW JWNJLLK
Blazingthroughhell: AAAHHHHHH HAHHHH-
TooOP: OH MY PRIMUS YOU BROKE THE SHELF
Sariaboutthat: Oh my primus soundwave slap my hand
Soundthelalarm: Scaring successful
TooOP: IT HELD OUT FOR SO LONG
Megaslut: I think that's unfixable
TooOP: Im weeping and laughing is this possible???
Euniversallycute: Should we hold a funeral
Euniversallycute: for the board
Shockinglyhandsome: i'M HuRT-
TooOP: I'll give it a proper funeral
TooOP: Flowers and all
TooOP: Maybe a memorial service if my mum's up for it
Megaslut: why are we friends
TooOP: You were the one that hounded me >:V
Arachnophobia: Stop flirting, now cuddle me Optimus
TooOP: Romantic Elita, and we're not flirting.
Arachnophobia: You too Megaslut, I need all the warmth I can get and my arms are not helping
Megaslut: I don't want to get into Optimus' space
TooOP: It's fine Blitzwing, Prowl and V are doing it too
Blitzbrainiac: We're doing it with context.
Megaslut: primus fine just don't start complaining little prime
TooOP: I won't
Sariaboutthat: How long were the two of you dating???
Ontheprowl: Around the last semester last year.
Blitzbrainiac: It involved a stick, a couple of kittens and a group of thugs and that's how we started talking
Sariaboutthat: And that's a story for another day?
Blitzbrainiac: Smart for a junior
Sariaboutthat: I can't tell if that was a compliment or an offence.
Strikayoudown: Alright, what stuff can we do in here until we pass out
Euniversallycute: can i just say you and lugnut are wholesome
Euniversallycute: It's Lugnut right?
Strikaboutthat: Thank you
Euniversallycute: u//w//u
Blazingthroughhell: Got anything on your tv?
TooOP: Just local channels. They only host movies in afternoons
g2gfast: Doesyour cd player wrk?
TooOP: I haven't used it in a long time but I think it still works
g2gfast: oh good cause i took their studioghibli series whle i was atthe frat house
g2gfast: beforre the wholething happeend
Euniversallycute: oh my gosh i love you
g2gfast: what
Stormjet: Blurr must be turning into a rebel
Smoothjazz: And you don't think either Swindle or Lockdown will be mad????
Firejet: They'll have our heads on a platter!!!
Stormjet: Brother we are to be doomed!!
Euniversallycute: dont worry is all gd
Euniversallycute: I think
Euniversallycute: might wanna snapchat this to swindle l8r
Strikaaboutthat: We'll just make the most of it, this should last us for a while
Onebigbulk: I'll set up the movie
Sariaboutthat: Who gets first pick?
TooOP: Ponyo please
TooOP: I watched it as a kid
Shockinglyhandsome: Guess I'm stuck with some stupid kid's cartoon
TooOP: im ready to throw hands
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27 March, 10:41pm
Soundthealarm: are you crying?
Shockinglyhandsome: IT'S JUST THE ANIMATION VISUALS HURTING MY EYES
TooOP: no shame, no shame
Shockinglyhandsome: SHUT UP
Arachnophobia: baby need a tissue? :(((
Shockinglyhandsome: FUCK YOU
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27 March, 11:55pm
Shockinglyhandsome: wait i don't get it whats happening
TooOP: She has to eat only the food the boy gives her or else she'll disappear
Shockinglyhandsome: this movie's weird
Euniversallycute: it about to get weirder so hold on to your butts
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“MegOP”
Megatron – Megaslut
Optimus Prime – TooOP
27 March, 1: 15am
Megaslut: tired?
TooOP: not really
TooOP: I think I successfully converted one of your minions into a ghibli fan
Megaslut: I believe so
TooOP: what about you? tired?
Megaslut: Not in the slightest.
TooOP: Want hot chocolate? I have some packs in my pantry
Megaslut: sure
Megaslut: I suppose we could talk while we're still up
TooOP: I'd like that
-
27 March, 1: 34am
TooOP: My ma got ill when I was around 7 I think. I guess my dad thought it was up to him to support the family, so he left home to work overseas. Somewhere in Florida I think. That's why you don't see him around. You should have seen my mum before she got sick. She was an activist for women's rights since she was 20 and she always told me that's how she met my dad. She could lift me and Dad if she wanted to and no one messed with her, according to my dad.
Megaslut: She sounds amazing.
TooOP: Yeah, she really is
TooOP: I wish I could just be more help.
Megaslut: You're studying well aren't you. Your grades make teachers sing
TooOP: But the only reason I'm still in this school is because Of Sentinel and Ultra Magnus. To make it short, they pay for my student fees and everything as long as I act and support the Autobot Committee. And yes, I've known from the beginning how shit it was. They are bias in social standing and class. It's honestly stupid. And they literally raise money to support trips only rich kids could afford. Can you imagine???
Megaslut: Honestly its the reason I decided to run.
TooOP: No offence but you don't strike me as someone who'd do that
Megaslut: very funny
Megaslut: Strika's been a long time friend of mine. And while she lives the average lifestyle, she still needed some financial support. She did get into school first because of her good grades, but somewhere in the middle of our school year, they suddenly wanted her out. We both fucking knew what it was about. So I started the Decepticon Committee just to make sure Strika stayed. She didn't deserve to go. And then Lugnut joined, and then Blitzwing and later on the rest. And so far we've garnered the favour of alot of the students. Don't mean there are some who're either stuck up spoiled bitches or just scared.
Megaslut: I think you know that elections start next month right?
TooOP: yeah
Megaslut: I'm not forcing you to change your mind or switch. I know why you want to stay with the Autobots, and I understand. But if you could, I'd be honored if you support us.
TooOP:...
Megaslut: again, i'm not forcing you
TooOP: I know, I just. I mean it's complicated. And yeah. I'm scared of what they could do. I want to do what's right, but I don't want my mum to worry and I don't want to jeopardize this chance to support my family with this education. I'm sorry.
Megaslut: No need to be.
TooOP: thanks
Megaslut: If you need help, you can always ask me
TooOP: Primus if you're talking about money, I'm not taking a cent.
Megaslut: Ok ok, but besides that, anything else, you can talk to me about it
TooOP: Alright enough about me, now time to spill some things bout you.
Megaslut: Oh wow, that's a whole 'nother baggage
TooOP: We have all night
-
"Ride Or Die"
Optimus Prime – TooOP
Bumblebee – Beegonethot
Bulkhead – Onebigbulk
Prowl – Ontheprowl
Sari – Sariaboutthat
Megatron – Megaslut
Blackarachnia – Arachnophobia
Starscream – Starringme
Lugnut – Luggingbaggage
Strika- Strikayoudown
Blitzwing - Blitzbrainiac
Shockwave – Shockinglyhandsome
Soundwave – Soundthealarm
Jazz - Smoothjazz
Jetstorm - Stormjet
Jetfire - Firejet
Blurr - g2gfast
Eula - Euniverselycute
Velda - Velkerie
Blazertrail - Blazingthroughhell
28 March, 8:12am
Beegonethot: What the fuck hapend
Chapter 25: Saturday Sun
Summary:
TooOP: Elita kill me please
Arachnophobia: Take me out to dinner first
TooOP: screenshot.png
TooOP: I really dont know what happened
Arachnophobia: You two are absolute disasters
Chapter Text
“Operation Tail Optimus"
Bumblebee – Beegonethot
Bulkhead – Onebigbulk
Prowl – Ontheprowl
Sari – Sariaboutthat
28 March, 11:12am
Sariaboutthat: Yesterday night was wild
Beegonethot: again what the shit happened
Beegonethot: And WHY WAS I COMATOSE WHEN PROWL AND BLITZWING CONFESSED
Beegonethot: Also I was terrified to see the con boys just sleeping in the living room
Sariaboutthat: Strika and Lugnut were cute though
Ontheprowl: Either that or I listen to you spazz out about it
Beegonethot: prowl i saw you two kiss each other wtf
Ontheprowl: you know what I mean you make a big deal out of something like this everytime
Beegonethot: Well I'm sorry I gravitate towards drama
Onebigbulk: Any of you home?
Sariaboutthat: I'm at the arcade with Bee why didn't you come? :(
Onebigbulk: don't want my ma to worry
Sariaboutthat: Aww :)
Onebigbulk: shouldnt you be resting after a hangover
Beegonethot: I'm queen of hangovers I can handle this bitch.
Beegonethot: Prowl I need you to come over blease we need to win a plush
Beegonethot: superbplush.png
Ontheprowl: Get Optimus or something I'm busy
Beegonethot: Making out with Blitzwing?
Ontheprowl: No I'm walking V home
Beegonethot: Come on Prowl just come over after
Sariaboutthat: And Optimus is busy having a date
Onebigbulk: Is that why we're chatting in here and not autosluts?
Beegonethot: Wait with who??? What???
Ontheprowl: I suppose we should let him be
Beegonethot: WHAT'S THE CONTEXT GUYS
Ontheprowl: For a chatty guy you are very oblivious
Beegonethot: HeY I HavE EmOtIOnS
Sariaboutthat: It's not really a date per say....
Onebigbulk: It's more of a confusing friendship that might become one....I think
Beegonethot: Wait.
Beegonethot: do you mean him and Megatron
Beegonethot: SHUT UP
Ontheprowl: I don't know about you Bee but if Optimus is okay being with Megatron, we should respect that
Beegonethot: It's not that!!! It's just big guy and small guy that have very different personalities altogether!!!
Sariaboutthat: Doesn't mean they can't be friends.
Onebigbulk: And bossbot's been happier with Megatron. He's actually getting better....
Beegonethot: I guess I cant dispute that...
Onebigbulk: And Prowl's right if Optimus likes being with Megatron, we shouldn't stop him.
Sariaboutthat: I'm honestly thinking this'll go further than just being friends.
Beegonethot: No way
Beegonethot: heelllll no
Sariaboutthat: what's wrong with Optimus in a relationship?
Beegonethot: it's just weird!!
Ontheprowl: It's Optimus' life, if anything, whether he gets into a much more intimate relationship with Megatron or whoever, we should support him.
Beegonethot: I just have bad feelings about everything. Like a nagging in my head!!
Sariaboutthat: I think it's just your hangover
Beegonethot: rude :/
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“MegOP”
Megatron – Megaslut
Optimus Prime – TooOP
28 March, 11:12am
Megaslut: What was that sneezing fest about
TooOP: It must've been the weather or something.
Megaslut: Drink something warm, don't catch a cold
TooOP: I have faced the shittiest of days in cold weather for 10 days straight, nothing can get me.
Megaslut: Right right tiny prime
TooOP: Careful I'll run to the ends of the earth to smack you.
Megaslut: Can't I'm too tall for you to try
TooOP: I didn't say it'd be your head.
TooOP: Say goodbye to your kneecaps.
Megaslut: oh no my poor knees
Megaslut: By the way, Strika and Lugnut just asked me to thank you for them by the way, they'll owe you one
TooOP: Primus they don't have to, it was just a bag of chips.
Megaslut: I think they meant it more than just chips.
TooOP: Then safe to assume I probably won't ask of them of any favours.
Megaslut: Whatever you decide
TooOP: ...you know about yesterday
Megaslut: What of it?
Megaslut: I think that came off too harsh
TooOP: I know you don't mean it. I mean that you can always come over to my house. if you want.
TooOP: You know when you feel that your house is too empty.
TooOP: my ma and I won't mind
Megaslut: really?
TooOP: Then again, you can always raise houseplants, I hear they help
Megaslut: That sounds peachy
TooOP: Oh I can feel the sarcasm dripping off of that, but it really helps.
Megaslut: Oh you don't understand, if I get obsessed with it, I WILL get obsessed and I'll be terrified.
Megaslut: But yes, I'll take up on your offer. I'd love to talk with your mum again too
TooOP: You have no idea how much my mum likes you
Megaslut: Well I'm honored
TooOP: But yeah, come over anytime as long as you tell me
Megaslut: You mean a date?
TooOP: Primus no
Megaslut: I'm kidding
Megaslut: But not this weekend, I think I've had enough 'fun' for one whole week. I'd like to just...rest.
TooOP: Then I'll see you on Monday?
Megaslut: yes
Megaslut: Speaking of, elections coming this Thursday. Still haven't decided?
TooOP: I mean. no.. I don't think I want to participate.
Megaslut: Tragic, I was hoping to best you in speech
TooOP: u wish >:O
Megaslut: Joking aside, we can always practice together and see who is the better speaker
TooOP: I'm up for that
Megaslut: Then Monday it is
TooOP: Yeah monday
Megaslut: yeah
TooOP: ok bye
Megaslut: bye
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"Padra Gang But Cooler"
Optimus Prime – TooOP
Blackarachnia – Arachnophobia
28 March, 11:12am
TooOP: Elita kill me please
Arachnophobia: Take me out to dinner first
TooOP: screenshot.png
TooOP: I really dont know what happened
Arachnophobia: You two are absolute disasters
TooOP: shh
Arachnophobia: You know there's always Strika or Lugnut to talk to
TooOP: Primus forbid I ever ask Lugnut about it
Arachnophobia: The nerve of you Optimus I'm telling
TooOP: pls no im just a regular optimus prime
Arachnophobia: Good lord
-
(Caller excerpt)
Unknown -> Starscream
28 March, 2:32pm
"Do you have it?"
"Of course I have it, I'm sending it to you in a thumbdrive."
"Good, just don't mess up."
"Bold of you to assume I would.
Now fuck off."
"No one tells me to fuck off and certainly not you! A traitor to your own group!"
"I'll tell whoever I want to fuck off even if it's your pathetic ass. And I'm not."
"Whatever, see you never."
"We have better not."
(call ended)
Chapter 26: Get Pranked
Summary:
Shockinglyhandsome: YO IS ANYONE STILL IN SCHOOL??
Blitzbrainiac: I was about to leave, why?
Blitzbrainiac: Izzit a party???
Shockinglyhandsome: WORSE, I NEED A RIDE
Blitzbrainiac: I'm getting Prowl
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
"untitled group chat"
Megatron – Megaslut
Shockwave – Shockinglyhandsome
31 March, 10:03pm
Megaslut: Shockwave, I need you to do smh for me
Shockinglyhandsome: Whuzzit? Bury a body?
Megaslut: im serious i dont have time
Megaslut: (link)
Megaslut: Everythings in there just dont tell anyone
Shockinglyhandsome: What's wrong? Did you really kill someone?
Shockinglyhandsome: Megs?
Shockinglyhandsome: Now you're kinda freaking me out
Shockinglyhandsome: Megatron please reply
Shockinglyhandsome: MEGATRON
-
"Autobot Committee"
Ultra Magnus - UltraM
Sentinel - Americandream
Optimus Prime - TooOP
Jazz - Smoothjazz
Longarm - LonginglyLong
Jetstorm - Stormjet
Jetfire - Firejet
Blurr - g2gfast
1 April, 9:45am
Americandream: Everyone put up the posters already?
Firejet: Yes sir!!
Stormjet: In every little inch of the school!
Smoothjazz: Its true. I fear what will happen to the paint on the walls if we take em down
TooOP: Isn't that a little...too much?
Americandream: Its not too much Prime, we're days away from election
TooOP: Have you considered that maybe...because today's April Fool's day something might happen?
Americandream: Anyone touch the damn posters and they're off to the principal's office
Smoothjazz: Tone it down a little Sentinel, dont need to be aggressive about these things.
Smoothjazz: I don't think anyone would wanna take down that many posters in one day anyway
Americandream: Right right
TooOP: I guess.
TooOP: By the way, the script I sent you, have you checked it?
Americandream: yeah yeah I should've sent you the vetted one by now or something
TooOP: Oh
Stormjet: You're speaking Optimus?
TooOP: Yeah, it's just a short one. Neutral parties.
g2gfast: i was suppoed to speak but i talkd too fast :(
TooOP: It's alright, if anything, you help with the poularity
TooOP: Wait that's alot of changes
Americandream: Well duh
Americandream: Whatever, just talk it out with Ultra Magnus or something
TooOP:..sure
-
"untitled group chat"
Sentinel - Americandream
Optimus Prime – TooOP
TooOP: script-altered.png
TooOP: Look Sentinel, isn't this absurd? There's a 90% change to the whole script!
Amerciandream: Didn't have to see it twice. And I'm aware
TooOP: Why?? I thought it was already okay.
Americandream: Hoping that both sides cooperate with each other? Talking about all the negative things about this school? Its these things that demoralize us Prime. I thought you were smarter than that.
TooOP: It's things that the students know and I mentioned how we could fix them! What's wrong with that??
Americandream: Look, there are some things we can't promise the school on? Changing big things? That's alot of work and we can't always fulfill them.
TooOP: But that's what we're supposed to do!!
Americandream: You're not in charge here Prime, just do as you're told. It's that fucking simple, can't you follow??
Americandream: Besides, it's not as important as my winning speech.
TooOP: I'm just asking as a member of the Autobot committee and the one who'll be saying the speech.
Americandream: And since you're not a president, or even a vice president of this committee, you'll do as you're told or primus forbid, Ultra Magnus'll tell you off
TooOP: I'm just asking.
TooOP: And how would you know we'll win?
Americandream: Oh I can assure you we will.
-
"Bros Before Hoes"
Shockwave – Shockinglyhandsome
Soundwave – Soundthealarm
1 April, 11:30am
Shockinglyhandsome: Hey, I might have a commission in mind that'll kill two birds in one stone.
Soundthealarm: What inspiration hit you this time?
Shockinglyhandsome: You saw the posters hanging round the damn walls right?
Soundthealarm: The poster designs were tragic
Shockinglyhandsome: Wanna make a sick April Fool's day prank? :)
Soundthealarm:... I'm listening.
-
"Autobot Committee"
Ultra Magnus - UltraM
Sentinel - Americandream
Optimus Prime - TooOP
Jazz - Smoothjazz
Longarm - LonginglyLong
Jetstorm - Stormjet
Jetfire - Firejet
Blurr - g2gfast
1 April, 3:01pm
Americandream: WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR POSTERS
TooOP: To be fair they didn't remove the posters
Americandream: SHUT UP
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“Decepticunts”
Megatron – Megaslut
Blackarachnia – Arachnophobia
Starscream – Starringme
Lugnut – Luggingbaggage
Strika- Strikayoudown
Blitzwing - Blitzbrainiac
Shockwave – Shockinglyhandsome
Soundwave – Soundthealarm
1 April, 3:52pm
Shockinglyhandsome: If a bunch of papers about school and stuff handled by students were to be kept away somewhere, where would it be?
Strikayoudown: The student office, lv 3. why
Shockinglyhandsome: no reason\
Strikayoudown: Shockwave.
Shockinglyhandsome: I lost some records of something and I think someone must've mistook it for a student log or smh idk just checking. bye
Strikayoudown:....
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"Autobot Committee"
Ultra Magnus - UltraM
Sentinel - Americandream
Optimus Prime - TooOP
Jazz - Smoothjazz
Longarm - LonginglyLong
Jetstorm - Stormjet
Jetfire - Firejet
Blurr - g2gfast
1 April, 4:45pm
TooOP: I called the painters, they should get the walls covered up by tommorrow
Smoothjazz: Means we got to go and print more posters...
g2gfast: the memes are already popping up onthe schol pages
Stormjet: Be that good or bad?
Smoothjazz: Depends
Stormfire: Than it shall be good!
Amerciandream: I'm going to find the damn poster design in our room. That means you guys have to put up the extra effort and the posters up again!!
Stormjet: Wouldn't that be a late too little?
Americandream: No excuses! I'm putting my aft into this so you guys better too!!
TooOP: Ok ok
-
“Decepticunts”
Megatron – Megaslut
Blackarachnia – Arachnophobia
Starscream – Starringme
Lugnut – Luggingbaggage
Strika- Strikayoudown
Blitzwing - Blitzbrainiac
Shockwave – Shockinglyhandsome
Soundwave – Soundthealarm
1 April, 4:56pm
Shockinglyhandsome: YO IS ANYONE STILL IN SCHOOL??
Blitzbrainiac: I was about to leave, why?
Blitzbrainiac: Izzit a party???
Shockinglyhandsome: WORSE, I NEED A RIDE
Blitzbrainiac: I'm getting Prowl
Strikayoudown: Explanation. NOW
Shockinglyhandsome: LATER IM RUNING GOR MY LIFE
-
"Autobot Committee"
Ultra Magnus - UltraM
Sentinel - Americandream
Optimus Prime - TooOP
Jazz - Smoothjazz
Longarm - LonginglyLong
Jetstorm - Stormjet
Jetfire - Firejet
Blurr - g2gfast
1 April, 5:01pm
(Americandream removed Longinglylong from the group chat)
Americandream: It seems that I've found a bug
Smericandream: A dirty one
TooOP: primus
Notes:
School amiright?
Chapter 27: What Happened
Summary:
Ontheprowl: i'm sorry Optimus
Beegonethot: W H A T
TooOP:...I'll be back
Sariaboutthat: oh no
Chapter Text
“MegOP”
Megatron – Megaslut
Optimus Prime – TooOP
3 April, 3:21pm
TooOP: Hey Megs?
TooOP: Are you coming today? I haven't seen you for like a few days.
TooOP: You still haven't listened to my speech and tomorrow's like the big day.
TooOP: So if you're sick or something you better get your ass up and come to at least see who the better talker is.
TooOP: please
TooOP: Excuse the language.
TooOP: Erm good bye.
-
“Decepticunts”
Megatron – Megaslut
Blackarachnia – Arachnophobia
Starscream – Starringme
Lugnut – Luggingbaggage
Strika- Strikayoudown
Blitzwing - Blitzbrainiac
Shockwave – Shockinglyhandsome
Soundwave – Soundthealarm
3 April, 3:21pm
Arachnophobia: I don't think he's in the house
Strikayoudown: You sure?
Arachnophobia: Went round the damn building 5 times and tried to climb the tree.
Blitzbrainiac: 'fraid I didn't see anything either
Arachnophobia: And Blitzwing's normally one to see things
Blitzbrainiac: Like fluffy unicorns!!
Shockinglyhandsome: I swear I don't know anything else! Its all he sent me!!!
Luggingbaggage: Where is Megatron??? OUR SPEECH IS TOMORROW AND ONLY MEGATRON HAS THE SCRIPT
Shockinglyhandsome: I'm also wondering why he never bothered to send in the script to us...
Arachnophobia: I can think of one place he could be if he's not at his house
Strikayoudown: you dont mean that place?
Strikayoudown: shit shit shit
Soundthealarm: What place?
Shockinglyhandsome: His parent's. Let's just say they aren't the best.
Blitzbrainiac: I don't believe any of us have any clue as to where the house is...
Blitzbrainiac: I WOULD'VE BEAT THEM TO PULP IF I KNEW
Arachnophobia: I don't think tracking him is an option.
Strikayoudown: Okay shit, Shockwave can you narrow down the possible places Megatron could be at?
Shockinglyhandsome: Yeah I'm on it.
Shockinglyhandsome: Should we tell that Prime about this?
Arachnophobia: Optimus?
Strikayoudown: No. Not now. Even if he's a friend of Megatron, or if he thinks of us as friends, he's still part of the autobot committee. we can't let him abuse that information.
Luggingbaggage: Agreed!!
Strikayoudown: Let's just worry about the speech for now while Shockwave figures this out.
Starringme: I heard my calling
Strikayoudown: Where were you
Starringme: Sister's recital. Believe me it was drab as hell
Strikayoudown: Can you make up a convincing speech by tomorrow?
Starringme: Darling make that in 2 hours
Strikayoudown: Sure, do that
Arachnophobia: This is too fucking much I need a drink
Strikayoudown: After this
-
“Autosluts”
Optimus Prime – TooOP
Bumblebee – Beegonethot
Bulkhead – Onebigbulk
Prowl – Ontheprowl
Sari – Sariaboutthat
3 April, 3:40pm
Sariaboutthat: Ready for your big speech Optimus? :)))))
TooOP: A bit nervous, but yeah, I'm prepared
Onebigbulk: You'll do great!
Beegonethot: You've basically got it ingrained in your head, and it's not as boring as your previous ones so it's good!
TooOP: ...
Beegonethot: sowwee
TooOP: It's okay, the humor was appreciated.
Sariaboutthat: Is it Megatron?
TooOP: I mean I was supposed to practice with him and I haven't seen him at all since the party...
Sariaboutthat: Wait are you worried for him? That's romantic ~
TooOP: As a friend AS A FRIEND
Beegonethot: Look, won't that mean the competition's down?
TooOP: I was honestly hoping for a fair fight. If he doesn't show up tomorrow, it'd be...disappointing
Onebigbulk: It'll be fine, he seems like the kind of guy to just show up even though he's not well.
Ontheprowl: Hey Optimus...
TooOP: Prowl, you're back?
Ontheprowl: You'd be surprised how much of a limit the motorcycle can take when three people are piling on it
Ontheprowl: But more to the point...
Ontheprowl: poster.png
Ontheprowl: i'm sorry Optimus
Beegonethot: W H A T
TooOP:...I'll be back
Sariaboutthat: oh no
-
"untitled group chat"
Sentinel - Americandream
Optimus Prime – TooOP
3 April, 3:40pm
TooOP: Sentinel
Americandream: Something the matter?
TooOP: OF COURSE SENTINEL
TooOP: WHY'S PERCEPTOR TALKING INSTEAD OF ME???
Americandream: Perceptor's a senior and I feel that since this is his last year he should get the chance to speak
TooOP:...You and I both know what's really going on
Americandream: Fine! It's because you and I both know that even with the corrected script, you'd still go about preaching the old one so I'd rather Perceptor do the talking!
TooOP: You know half the students won't be convinced. I've read his script and half doesn't even make sense! We won't win!
Amerciandream: We will win! I made sure of it!!
TooOP:...what
TooOP: What did you do.
Amerciandream: Did what I had to
TooOP: What did you do Sentinel
Amerciandream: I made sure Megatron wouldn't come on the day.
TooOP: The party.
Americandream: You wouldn't believe how many convincing shots of Megatron fucking himself over there could be
TooOP: You were there???
Americandream: Oh no, I merely passed by to...check what the fuss is about. I've got someone inside to help me with the photo part.
TooOP: WHAT THE FUCK SENTINEL
Americandream: Curse me all you want Prime but I made sure the Autobots will win!
TooOP: After everything why are you like this
Americandream: So we can come up on top! So I can let you see just how leaders should be!!
TooOP: Not that.
TooOP: Why are we like this?
TooOP: We used to be friends. We used to go hang out at quarries and streets and eat together with Elita. We used to talk about things and what we could do together and what we wanted to be. We used to just be okay.
TooOP: Now you just....you're just horrible
Americandream: I'm sorry life isn't a fairytale Optimus.
Amerciandream: It was decided that I would lead. And it was decided that you follow. It's just how it works.
Americandream: And all of that was in the past. Before...before Elita.
Americandream: Elita's different. And so is life. We change because we have to and I've already decided what I want to do. To lead and impress these teachers to get myself the easy road. You clearly haven't figured out the right path when it's just right in front of you.
Americandream: So just listen while you're still deciding and do as we say. Before you hurt your damn self.
Americandream: OH and don't think you can just show it off to people. Our conversation.
Amerciandream: It never happened.
Amerciandream: Good bye.
(All messages pertaining to this day has been removed)
-
"Emergency"
Ratchet - Ratchet
Optimus Prime – TooOP
3 April, 10:50pm
TooOP: Hey Ratchet?
TooOP: You busy?
Ratchet: No, while I hope reading a book is not considered as one
TooOP: Good one Ratchet
Ratchet: Something the matter kid?
TooOP: Yeah, I need...opinions.
Ratchet: And what sort of situation would require and opinion from an old geezer such as I?
TooOP: Primus Ratchet you're not old
Ratchet: Already having bad backs kid
TooOP: Not that old.
TooOP: I tried to think myself out of the situation. But it ended up with me throwing unused lamps from a dumpster at walls and ending up at the bridge.
Ratchet: Need me to get you?
TooOP: Nah it's fine. It's not that bad. I just don't want to disturb my mum
Ratchet: Alright. Spill it
TooOP: I'm sort of having the dilemma now. I guess I don't know what to do.
TooOP: After everything, I only followed Ultra magnus and Sentinel because it was my only choice but now, I don't know. They did something I'm particularly not fond of... or think it's right
TooOP: I don't want my mum to worry about me if there are consequences for me denying them
TooOP: And I don't know what to tell my friends. And I guess I just don't know what to do...
TooOP: So I've been moping about and the election is tomorrow. I really hate this.
Ratchet:...What about you?
TooOP: what
Ratchet: Why do you want to quit yourself? And do you want to quit?
TooOP: I
TooOP: I no longer believe in what they do.
TooOP: It's now just become Sentinel abusing his power. I don't like that. But I just want to believe maybe there's some good in him.
Ratchet: But now he's not anymore. He's degrading you. He's putting you down.
Ratchet: Friends don't do that, no matter the past. Now, he's not worth you friendship Optimus. You deserve a friendship that is stable. Like Bumblebee and the others. Like MEgatron
TooOP: You know?
Ratchet: I've seen you two banter like lovebirds don't give me that
TooOP: we're not lovebirds
Ratchet: Sure.
Ratchet: So what do you want to do?
TooOP:.... I want to do the right thing.
TooOP: I want to feel that what I'm doing is finally worth something and helping someone.
TooOP: I want to feel like I'm worth something. I don't want to feel like shit every time I see him. I want to say what I want to say.
TooOP: Thanks Ratchet. I got to do something.
Ratchet: Anytime kid.
-
"untitled group chat"
Optimus Prime – TooOP
5 April, 06:02am
(TooOP added Strikayoudown to the group chat)
TooOP: Remember that time you said you'd owe me one? I think I might need that now.
Chapter 28: Fuck You
Summary:
Arachnophobia: Calm yours tits down guys, we still got work to do.
Strikayoudown: Shockwave, got the coordinates?
Shockinglyhandsome: Took me two sleepless nights and a ton of monster energy drinks, but yes. And it's pretty accurate.
Strikayoudown: Good. Now we pray shit'll turn out alright.
Chapter Text
“Decepticunts”
Megatron – Megaslut
Blackarachnia – Arachnophobia
Starscream – Starringme
Lugnut – Luggingbaggage
Strika- Strikayoudown
Blitzwing - Blitzbrainiac
Shockwave – Shockinglyhandsome
Soundwave – Soundthealarm
5 April, 10:30am
Starringme: You guys are fucking idiots for doing this
Strikayoudown: It was the idea of Optimus, and we still owe him
Shockinglyhandsome: If its about the sleepover, I think this is too big of a risk. How'd you know he won't go backstab us?
Soundthealarm: I agree
Arachnophobia: Because he's Optimus
Strikayoudown: And he's too much of a good guy.
Luggingbaggage: If you believe it's alright, I'll also trust Optimus
Blitzbrainiac: Are we still doing the confetti??
Starringme: Whatever
Strikayoudown: Don't worry, confetti is still allowed. And Optimus made sure to include some of your into his speech. Besides, he's smarter than you when it comes to swaying an audience
Starringme: Fuck you >:(
Luggingbaggage: HOW DARE YOU
Arachnophobia: Calm yours tits down guys, we still got work to do.
Strikayoudown: Shockwave, got the coordinates?
Shockinglyhandsome: Took me two sleepless nights and a ton of monster energy drinks, but yes. And it's pretty accurate.
Strikayoudown: Good. Now we pray shit'll turn out alright.
-
(video transcript)
5 April, 11:30am
(Sentinel is on stage, finished with his speech and has a large grin plastered on his face, taking a bow)
"Choose me- The Autobot committee! We can help make this school and your experience greater than ever!!"
(There's a couple loud applause scattered through the room, many clapping out of sheer nervousness when Sentinel glares. Someone behind the camera scoffs)
"Yeah yeah, greater my ass! How did he make his speech much more boring than Perceptor's??? (Bee)"
"Hey where's Optimus? I don't see him... (Sari)"
"Don't worry Sari! I'm sure he's...taking a break..(Bulkhead)"
"But it's not like him to just...not show up! Even if he's not speaking... (Sari)"
"Shh Sari, they're moving on. (Prowl)"
(Alpha Trion steps up and looks around, albeit confused)
"And up next, we have the Decepticon Committee... Megatron was supposed to speak but... (Alpha Trion)"
(hushed murmurs start as people look around, Alpha Trion hums, worriedly)
"Has something happened? (Alpha Trion)"
(Sentinel gets up just as quickly and waves his hand)
"Please, if the leader himself couldn't even come to his own speech, you think he can handle being a student leader, am I right? (Sentinel)"
(Scattered laughter can be heard, some still nervous)
"Well...what about the others.. (Alpha Trion)"
"They aren't even here as well! Pathetic! Might as well pack it up and go home! (Sentinel)"
"It wouldn't be fair, you know that Sentinel. I'm sure- (Alpha Trion)"
"With all due respect sir, if they can't come to do their own speech, we can't waste anymore time because they don't want to- (Sentinel)"
(Suddenly, the door to the auditorium bursts open, and there stands Optimus, the sun perfectly glaring from his back to create a visually majestic scene)
"That's because they'll be busy. (Optimus)"
(The crowd erupts in hushed murmurs as Optimus makes his way to the stage. Sentinel is very confused and so are the Autosluts)
"Wait what's happening- (Bee)"
"(a soft hum from Prowl) Something he should've done long ago. (Prowl)"
"Ohhhh this is gonna be gooood. (Sari)"
(Alpha Trion seems to smile a bit, but it goes very much unnoticed as he hands the microphone to Optimus, Optimus nodding back in respect)
"O-Optimus buddy! Speaking on behalf of the Autobots? (Sentinel)"
(Sentinel manages a smile, but it's very fake. More of threatening, but Optimus is not phased, he only stands much taller as he faces the crowd)
"While I am up here to speak... It's not for the Autobots. I speak in place of Megatron. (Optimus)"
(Much more louder murmurs ensue, Bee making a noise behind the camera)
"Hoooollyyy shiiittttt- (Bee)"
"As a student of Cybertron High, I couldn't be more prouder to be part of a school that prides itself in students with good academic results and even growing leaders in each and every one of us.... However. It doesn't mean it is without flaw. I know many of us are struggling to stay. Be it problems financially, or because of people. (Optimus)"
(Sentinel looks nervously across the room, making a signal to cut the microphone)
"We have students who don't have enough financial help to go on trips that could provide an enriching experience, or even have enough to participate in events. Megatron believes that every student here deserves a chance- (Optimus)"
(The microphone suddenly cuts. Leaving Optimus confused. Sentinel can be noticed smirking in the background)
"What happened- (Bee)"
(Optimus is trying to signal to the AV team to switch the mic back on)
"Shit shit shit (Bulkhead)"
"Optimus just yell it out!!! (Sari)"
"HEY PRIME OVER HERE"
(In the crowd, Jazz has moved his way through the crowd, holding a megaphone. He does not notice Sentinel glaring at him. Optimus looks albeit surprise but nevertheless, takes the megaphone and smiles, mouthing what seems to be a thank you. He continues to speak)
"As I was saying... Megatron believes every student should have a chance to learn, experience and nurture themselves, and be provided opportunities outside of school. Schools are meant to support and help, and now, there is a lacking support for students who need financial help. We have discriminated. And we have not properly lived up to the motto of Cybertron High. So while the opportunity still stands, and with the right people, we can provide every student, no matter who or where they come from, the chance to be better. (Optimus)"
(A scattered group of students start to applaud, while nervous as they glance at Sentinel who is just as shocked and angry)
"To provide financial help and chances for paid trips without having to worry about money. I can't promise you that it will happen. But I promise you that we'll do our best and give our all into making it happen (Optimus)"
(Now the applause because louder, and there are people cheering)
"GO OPTIMUS!! (Sari)"
"Sari- (Prowl)"
"And most of all. We don't make our promises empty. (Optimus)"
(The crowd collectively gasps, now with massive cheering and clapping)
"HE DID IT! THE ABSOLUTE MAD MAN! (Bee)"
(Optimus seems to take a nervous breath in, and he faces Sentinel)
"Oh and Sentinel. (Optimus)"
(Sentinel's face is red. Not sure if that's even possible, but he definitely looks fuming.)
"You've hurt, used and mistreated every good intention from me and I'm tired of feeling sorry and angry at myself. So here's my speech to you. (Optimus)"
(The crowd suddenly goes silent, silent enough to here Bee breathe, everyone 'Autoslut' leaning in, knowing what he might say)
"Fuck you. (Optimus)"
"OOOHHHHHH- (Bee and Sari)"
"HOLY SHIT- (Bee)"
"And consider me relieved of my position in the Autobot Committee. (Optimus)"
"OH MY PRIMUS- (Bee)"
(Everyone in the room goes absolutely nuts as Optimus drops the megaphone and walks off stage, while Sentinel glares, absolutely fuming. This is not going to end well.)
-Video ended-
-
"untitled group chat"
Sentinel - Americandream
Optimus Prime – TooOP
5 April, 11:50am
Americandream: You'll regret ever stepping on that fucking stage. You have made one hell of a fucking mistake.
(Americandream left the group chat)
-
"Ride Or Die"
Optimus Prime – TooOP
Bumblebee – Beegonethot
Bulkhead – Onebigbulk
Prowl – Ontheprowl
Sari – Sariaboutthat
Megatron – Megaslut
Blackarachnia – Arachnophobia
Starscream – Starringme
Lugnut – Luggingbaggage
Strika- Strikayoudown
Blitzwing - Blitzbrainiac
Shockwave – Shockinglyhandsome
Soundwave – Soundthealarm
Jazz - Smoothjazz
Jetstorm - Stormjet
Jetfire - Firejet
Blurr - g2gfast
Eula - Euniverselycute
Velda - Velkerie
Blazertrail - Blazingthroughhell
5 April, 12:00pm
TooOP: If anyone can make it to the school gate in the front in five minutes, do come
Beegonethot: Wait you have no explained to us what all that was about you literally told Sentinel Fuck you!!
Strikayoudown: That can wait, now we focus on the task at hand
Ontheprowl: And what would the task be?
TooOP: We're gonna find Megatron
Chapter 29: Operation Get Megatron Back
Summary:
Ontheprowl: I can manage the dogs. Though I might need to borrow Blitzwing as bait
Blitzbrainiac: Well that's cruel
Blitzbrainiac: Oooo! I've never tried being bait before!
Blazingthroughhell: Maybe except when you're around Prowl
Arachnophobia: Oh my primus
Notes:
Doot doot I skidaddled back-
Chapter Text
"Untitled group chat"
Jazz - Smoothjazz
5 April, 12:10pm
(Smoothjazz added TooOP, Blurr, Stormjet and Stormfire to the group chat)
Smoothjazz: Hey OP, sorry I couldn't do more just now.
Smoothjazz: Don't think everyone in the autobot crew can join in on the mission. We're going to be busy listening to Sentinel whine the whole afternoon!
TooOP: It's alright Jazz, I'm just glad you gave me a chance to talk.
Smoothjazz: Don't think it'd be easy, but we'll try to distract Sentinel if he's going to find your sudden disappearance suspicious after that.
Stormjet: But speaking off...what will be happening to you
Stormfire: Sentinel is really not happy about what happened
TooOP: I really don't know.
TooOP: But I don't regret it one bit.
Smoothjazz: Whatever happens after, we're here to help.
TooOP: Thank you. Really. I needed that.
Smoothjazz: Now go save your prince!
TooOP: Primus, not you too Jazz
Firejet: Be giving you good luck Optimus!
Stormjet: Me too!
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"Ride Or Die"
Optimus Prime – TooOP
Bumblebee – Beegonethot
Bulkhead – Onebigbulk
Prowl – Ontheprowl
Sari – Sariaboutthat
Megatron – Megaslut
Blackarachnia – Arachnophobia
Starscream – Starringme
Lugnut – Luggingbaggage
Strika- Strikayoudown
Blitzwing - Blitzbrainiac
Shockwave – Shockinglyhandsome
Soundwave – Soundthealarm
Jazz - Smoothjazz
Jetstorm - Stormjet
Jetfire - Firejet
Blurr - g2gfast
Eula - Euniverselycute
Velda - Velkerie
Blazertrail - Blazingthroughhell
5 April, 12:23pm
Beegonethot: @Shockinglyhandsome So you got found huh?
Shockinglyhandsome: on the contrary, I revealed myself because I was sick and tired of big chined bastard and made a tactical retreat
Strikayoudown: Tactical retreat my foot
Ontheprowl: You owe me and my bike.
Shockinglyhandsome: Your bike and you are two different things.
Ontheprowl: There was emotional damage
Valkerie: Gonna have to agree with Prowl
Shockinglyhandsome: I'll give you two bagels
Blitzbrainiac: You never give me two bagels :(
Arachnaphobia: Stop typing and drive you idiot you almost hit a truck
Blitzbrainiac: The truck was going to hit me! IT's not MY fault!!!
Luggingbaggage: PRIMUS JUST DRIVE WE HAVE OTHER THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT
TooOP: Shockwave, you sure it's the correct location?
Shockinglyhandsome: Look, don't underestimate someone who can stalk and weed out your embarrassing social media stories from 5 years ago in ten minutes.
Shockinglyhandsome: And it took me long nights to pinpoint an estimated location. Had to look at Meg's old accounts and even the deleted ones. those were hard to get.
TooOP: I just didn't think it'd be this far...
Shockinglyhandsome: If I were Megatron, I wouldn't want to be near my parents either.
TooOP: oh...
Sariaboutthat: SOMEBODY TELL BLITZWING TO STOP SWERVING THE CAR WATCHING HIM DRIVE MAKES ME WANT TO GO DIZZY
Euniversallycute: ya'll im gonna puke blease save me
Blazingthroughhell: Should've hoped in with us when you had the chance
Euniversallycute: We were all in a hurry
Shockinglyhandsome: Tell Blitzwing to take the left turn, don't know why that crazy madman went after us when we're supposed to do the leading
TooOP: Are we close?
Shockinglyhandsome: It's just a few blocks down. Supposed to be in some rich ass neighbourhood
Beegonethot: Might blind Bossbot's eyes
TooOP: No, but it'll bring out my inner anarchy
Beegonethot: Aashjfhibwjk
Euniversallycute: Optimus gone feral
Onebigbulk: You sure you're okay doing this Optimus? It's been a long week
TooOP: My life has been a long week, but I've handled worse. And its the first time I've ever felt better since forever. I'm good.
Shockinglyhandsome: Alright, that grey house at the corner
Euniversallycute: That doesn't look homey
Strikayoudown: that's the point
Valkerie: Looks very very locked. Gate wise.
Beegonethot: Anyone have any bright ideas? Or has thought of any???
TooOP: It's the first time I'm seeing it, so not now...
Shockinglyhandsome: It's the first for all of us
Arachnophobia: We've been through Swinlock's party, we can handle this
Beegonethot: Oh primus
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5 April, 12:34pm
TooOP: Are you sure they're leaving at this time?
Shockinglyhandsome: These hacker hands don't lie
Euniversallycute: Don't ever say that again
TooOP: Okay, let's focus. So far what do we know?
Shockinglyhandsome: This place doesn't have that much security. Only has that dumb gate and a couple of security cameras. Those I can get through, but I can only give us ten minutes.
Beegonethot: And there's those nasty dogs....
TooOP: This feels like a typical spy mission....
Euniversallycute: That's probably because we're the spies and this is the mission
Ontheprowl: V and I can manage the dogs. Though I might need to borrow Blitzwing as bait
Blitzbrainiac: Well that's cruel
Blitzbrainiac: Oooo! I've never tried being bait before!
Blazingthroughhell: Maybe except when you're around Prowl
Arachnophobia: Oh my primus
Blitzbrainiac: clever
Ontheprowl: Can you not??
Blazingthroughhell: I pride myself in positive observations
Strikayoudown: Can we please get back to our discussion at hand?
Luggingbaggage: Shut up and listen!!
Strikayoudown: Thank you dear but I think they got the message
Beegonethot: What's with all the romantics???
Onebigbulk: I think it's cute
Blazingthroughhell: agreed
Shockinglyhandsome: AS I WAS SAYING.
Shockinglyhandsome: I can only do this once to avoid anything suspicious in case they check on it. You only have time to talk for a good minute and get out. But other than that, get creative on how you wanna talk to him after.
Valkerie: Oh he can use my old phone.
TooOP: Really?
Valkerie: Yeah, I mean it's got a crack and a few games, but it should be good to use. Toss it to him and it should be fine
TooOP: Thank you.....
Beegonethot: Okay, we got that part down but what about where that big guy is?
Strikayoudown: I scouted the place myself a few days ago. He should be in that building. One with the slanted roof.
TooOP: I'm going
Sariaboutthat: I hate to be that guy, but Bee would be faster...
Beegonethot: Finally someone validates me.
TooOP: I just want to say a couple of things to him. Even if it's for a minute
Arachnophobia: Hopeless romantics
TooOP: We're not!!
Strikayoudown: You sure you can make the run?
TooOP: I go to the public gyms once in a while if that helps
Valkerie: Just tell Megs not to mess with my games, I made lots of progress on them
TooOP: I will.
Strikayoudown: Lugnut will go with you, haul you up to the balcony.
Luggingbaggage: Anything for you:
Beegonethots: TOO MUCH ROMANTICS
Euniversallycute: Oh hush it
TooOP: Alright. Hopefully this plan works.
Strikayoudown: Then operation Get Megatron Back is a go.
Shockinglyhandsome: LET'S GO
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5 April, 12:40pm
Shockinglyhandsome: Okay ready
Onetheprowl: We're in position.
Shockinglyhandsome: You sure Lugnut can catch up to Optimus?
TooOP: I mean he is the tallest of any of us besides you and Blitzwing.
Beegonethot: I mean Strika is one tall lady
Strikayoudown: We're on watchout.
Shockinglyhandsome: OKAY GO
TooOP: WAIT WHAT
Shockinglyhandsome: GOOO
Euniversallycute: Where's the warning???
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5 April, 12:41pm
Beegonethot: THAT DOG ALMOST GOT BLITZBRAIN'S BUTT AAHHHHHAAH-
Sariaboutthat: Could've been meme worthy :'))))
Euniversallycute: Dogs comin' in on your left you two!!
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5 April, 12:43pm
Sariaboutthat: Rest in peace, Blitzwing's arm
Strikayoudown: It'll heal
Arachnophobia: he's been through worse
Euniversallycute: What if he contracts something doe
TooOP: We can ask Ratchet
Shockinglyhandsome: STOP TEXTING AND START RUNNING
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5 April, 12:45pm
Euniversallycute: He got in!!!!
Blazinghtorughhell: I can't see Megatron tho
Strikayoudown: Doesn't matter as long as Optimus gets to him
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5 April, 12:46pm
(TooOP added Val.1704 to the group chat)
Val.1704: You all are idiots
Strikayoudown: Miss you too Megatron
Val.1704: I should really change the name when I get it back
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"Autobot Committee"
Ultra Magnus - UltraM
Sentinel - Americandream
Optimus Prime - TooOP
Jazz - Smoothjazz
Jetstorm - Stormjet
Jetfire - Firejet
Blurr - g2gfast
5 April, 12:50pm
(UltraM removed TooOP from the chat)
UltraM: Due to reasons and events that occurred today, we have every reason to believe Optimus is no longer part of the committee.
Amerciandream: And he better stay out of it and I say we act on what we've discussed now
Smoothjazz: Come on, please think it through. Optimus is still a student of this school.
Americandream: Oh but he promised us things and he broke it. Afterall, he said so himself. Don't make promises you can't keep. If he can't keep it, then we won't keep ours.
Chapter 30: Okay To Ask
Summary:
MegaslutTheReckoning: I'm not gonna butt in! I'm not stupid Arachnia
Arachnophobia: But you are. An absolute. Bumbling, humongous, Big Oaf of an idiot.
Arachnophobia: Pester him, and if he really does not want to, just leave it. But I only apply this logic to Optimus because he's an idiot as well.
MegaslutTheReckoning: Why are we still friends
Arachnophobia: Because I push you in the correct direction and I don't coddle you like Lugnut does.
Notes:
From here on out, there's gonna be alot of time skips to speed up the story. But don't worry, I want to make the reading experience similar to how it usually is.
Chapter Text
“Autosluts”
Optimus Prime – TooOP
Bumblebee – Beegonethot
Bulkhead – Onebigbulk
Prowl – Ontheprowl
Sari – Sariaboutthat
10 April, 4:45pm
Beegonethot: You okay Bossbot?
TooOP: ?
Onebigbulk: We hate to be so straightforward...but we kinda gotta address the elephant in the room
Beegonethot: Besides Bulkhead
Onebigbulk: Bee.
Beegonethot: I make jokes in awkward situations you know that
Sariaboutthat: Now's not really the time for that
TooOP: What is it?
Ontheprowl: We heard
Beegonethot: Think everyone in the school knows
Sariaboutthat: Not everyone, there's still Megatron
Ontheprowl: I think that's beside the point
TooOP: oh
Ontheprowl: Word like that tends to spread fast.
Beegonethot: Didnt really have to rub the salt in his wound Prowl
TooOP: No its alright.
Onebigbulk: I know you're not one for accepting...things, but we can help you
TooOP: No Bulkhead, I don't need any of that.
Beegonethot: Yeah I dont think you get it this is BIG. REALLY BIG TROUBLE. You need all the help you can get
Ontheprowl: I have to agree with Bee, you can't be afraid to accept help.
TooOP: And I mean what I said Prowl. But I can't rely on you guys to help me. In the long run, it'll lead to a dead end. And when I need a scholarship, it's gonna be even harder if they don't accept me given the current situation.
Sariaboutthat: I guess you're right...
Beegonethot: WHY'S LIFE GOTTA BE SO HARD. YOU DID NOTHING WRONG FOR FUCKS SAKE
Ontheprowl: Bee
Beegonethot: I'M JUST ANGRY OKAY OPTIMUS DIDN'T DESERVE ANY OF IT
TooOP: Bee.
TooOP: I'll be frank with you guys, I'm...a little scared.
Beegonethot: Duh you have every right to be!!!
Ontheprowl: Let Optimus say what he wants to say first
Beegonethot: right. sorry
TooOP: It's okay
TooOP: I'm worried about what's going to happen from here on out. I know if I want things to work out, things have to change with the school, and for things to change we have to wait. And its maddening. But I can say in earnest this is much better than listening and following people who don't care about you.
TooOP: I don't feel one bit sorry for everything I've done that day. Nothing. And now I can't look back. So if anything, I'm just glad you guys stuck with me and I hope you guys stick with me till the end.
Beegonethot: Of course we would Bossbot! We're Autosluts for a reason!!
Ontheprowl: Primus Bee
TooOP: It's alright I've said what I said
Sariaboutthat: But if you really need help just ask us alright? I asked my Dad and he says he's okay with providing on whatever support he can
TooOP: Thanks Sari :)
Onebigbulk: I have a question
Onebigbulk: Does that mean we can no longer call ourselves the Autosluts?
Beegonethot: holy shit O-O
Ontheprowl: -_-
TooOP: We're Autosluts out of spite
Sariaboutthat: Hoooolllyyyy shiiitttt
Beegonethot: AUTOSLUTS OUT OF SPITE
Sariaboutthat: AUTOSLUTS OUT OF SPITTEEE
Onebigbulk: Autosluts out of spite :)
Ontheprowl: You all are absolute idiots
TooOP: I'm afraid you're friends with us
Beegonethot: No take backs :)))
Sariaboutthat: Come on Prowl :)))))))
Ontheprowl:....
Ontheprowl: Autosluts out of spite
TooOP: :)
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"Untitled group chat"
Velda - MegaslutTheReckoning
Blackarachnia – Arachnophobia
10 April, 5:30pm
Arachnophobia: So how many more days till you get out of baby jail
MegaslutTheReckoning: Give or take 5 more days.
MegaslutTheReckoning: And how's Blitzwing's arm?
Arachnophobia: Still in a bandage but he's being properly coddled by his boyfriend, so he's not complaining.
Arachnophobia: As much as I hate to admit it, it's been absolutely tiring with you absence of common sense in the group. The Decepticunts are lucky to have two competent ones still functioning
MegaslutTheReckoning: Probably not as much as Strika. I never considered a trap set upon me at the party...
Arachnophobia: To be fair, you were busy trying to kiss up to Optimus
MegaslutTheReckoning: Shut up
Arachnophobia: Don't worry, Shockwave's working on who's behind the pictures. You should stop leaving cryptic messages for us to decipher. We're busy with our own shit
MegaslutTheReckoning: I know, but it was either that or loose the phone and data.
Arachnophobia: You're right
MegaslutTheReckoning: Yeah
Arachnophobia:...Spit it out Megs you're worried for pretty boy aren't you
MegaslutTheReckoning: After pulling that shit in front of them? I'd be....concerned
Arachnophobia: He hasn't told you?
MegaslutTheReckoning: By your message I'd assume he didn't tell me what he should be telling me
Arachnophobia: Primus you two are absolutely hopeless what did you even talk about back there anyway???
MegaslutTheReckoning: We said Hi.
Arachnophobia:...and?
MegaslutTheReckoning: I asked about the speech. And he told me he was on our side. And I shook him really hard out of confusion and excitement. But now that I'm typing that out I highly regret doing that. That was bloody embarrassing.
Arachnophobia: Right right, and after??
MegaslutTheReckoning:....Nothing really. Just asking each other about school and work I'm missing out on.
Arachnophobia: Ask the dummy, you absolute Bin head.
MegaslutTheReckoning: I'm not gonna butt in! I'm not stupid Arachnia
Arachnophobia: But you are. An absolute. Bumbling, humongous, Big Oaf of an idiot.
Arachnophobia: Pester him, and if he really does not want to, just leave it. But I only apply this logic to Optimus because he's an idiot as well.
MegaslutTheReckoning: Why are we still friends
Arachnophobia: Because I push you in the correct direction and I don't coddle you like Lugnut does.
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"Untitled group chat"
Optimus Prime – TooOP
Velda - MegaslutTheReckoning
10 April, 5:30pm
MegaslutTheReckoning: hey Optimus
TooOP: Hey, is everything alright?
MegaslutTheReckoning: Everything's fine. They haven't found out about the phone yet
MegaslutTheReckoning: In fact, I should be asking you the question. Is everything alright?
TooOP: wydm
MegaslutTheReckoning: I remember clearly and word for word what you told me you did that day. and I've only realized till now there should've been implications for that kind of stunt.
TooOP: It's not that big. I can deal with it.
MegaslutTheReckoning: Optimus. It's not about you dealing with this. It's about telling a friend.
MegaslutTheReckoning: I want to know what's going on, especially since you've helped me. A bunch. I might as well be a friend and listen, and help in anyway I can. And don't say you don't need it. I've heard enough about you from Blackarachnia about your stubborn ass.
TooOP: Charmed :)
MegaslutTheReckoning: So what's been going on? I heard its been causing a huge stir in the school.
TooOP: 'Fraid it hasn't gotten to the gossip pages yet
MegaslutTheReckoning: Don't curse it Prime
TooOP: I might as well tell you rather than you just hear it from a bunch of students who couldn't give a shit about doing anything about it.
MegaslutTheReckoning: I'm listening.
TooOP: Remember when I told you about the deal? As long as I help them, I stay in school. I'm free of my charges. And I get funded for my education. they didn't go back on their word
MegaslutTheReckoning: Shit you don't mean
TooOP: And I haven't even gotten to the part yet.
MegaslutTheReckoning: Didn't have to explain it to know where the fuck it was going.
TooOP: Yeah
TooOP: It's dumb because I only heard it from Jazz himself. Not Sentinel. Not Ultra Magnus. I just know that when May rolls around, I won't be able to go back to school anymore.
MegaslutTheReckoning: Shit
TooOP: Before Ultra Magnus funded my education, I was on the verge of also losing my chance to move on to the next sem. My mum relapsed and ended up in hospital so we had to push the money to pay bills and stuff. SHe insisted we didn't but my Dad and I were stubborn.
MegaslutTheReckoning: Fuck
TooOP: Don't think swearing will change anything Megs
MegaslutTheReckoning: It won't but I enjoy cursing as shitty people when I have to think.
TooOP: Helping me?
MegaslutTheReckoning: Obviously. Why are you so calm about this???
TooOP: Because we're texting. And no
TooOP: I'm scared. I'm worried about what to do. And what's gonna happen when May rolls around...
MegaslutTheReckoning: Sorry just
MegaslutTheReckoning: Damnit if I weren't stuck in this cursed fucking house
TooOP: It's fine
MegaslutTheReckoning: We need to find a way around this
TooOP: If what you're thinking is money, no.
MegaslutTheReckoning: I was thinking of it as a short term problem, but no. I was thinking of a long term solution
TooOP: And what would the long term solution be? Don't think that can happen unless Decepticons win.
MegaslutTheReckoning: If you talked on that stage for the cons, I am willing to bet my life we will win.
TooOP: Confident much?
MegaslutTheReckoning: I know so.
MegaslutTheReckoning: It needs to be something not even the students or teachers would put down...
TooOP: You're actually suggesting something that is implemented on the school...
MegaslutTheReckoning: Might as well kill two birds with one stone. I know many who also face similar financial issues.
TooOP: What about opening donations to school?
MegaslutTheReckoning: This is Cybertron High. They pride themselves of prestigious students. No fucking way they'll start opening donations from the public.
MegaslutTheReckoning: unless....
MegaslutTheReckoning: Shit
TooOP: you gotta stop saying shit for every revelation you make
MegaslutTheReckoning: Shut I'm having a moment
MegaslutTheReckoning: shit shit shit shit
TooOP: What????
MegaslutTheReckoning: I'll come back to you about it but first I gotta clarify some things
TooOP: What????
TooOP: Hey.
TooOP: Megs??
TooOP: For a drama king, you sure do leave suspiciously dramatic cliffhangers at moments when you shouldn't....
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“Decepticunts”
Megatron – Megaslut
Blackarachnia – Arachnophobia
Starscream – Starringme
Lugnut – Luggingbaggage
Strika- Strikayoudown
Blitzwing - Blitzbrainiac
Shockwave – Shockinglyhandsome
Soundwave – Soundthealarm
Velda - MegaslutTheReckoning
10 April, 9:30pm
MegaslutTheReckoning: You think this could work?
Arachnophobia: You seriously came up with that in a span of 3 hours?
MegaslutTheReckoning: needs a bit of work around the edges but its just the jist of it
Shockinglyhandsome: As an aspiring lawyer of Anonymous, I can say that this is actually legit.
Strikayoudown: It obviously needs work, but I think this might work.
Blitzbrainiac: NOW WE JUST HAVE TO TAKE DOWN THE VILLAIN!! AHAH
MegaslutTheReckoning: Then we have to wait.
Chapter 31: Are You Flirting?
Summary:
Beegonethot: Wait are you two flirting
TooOP: No, it was a joke
Sariaboutthat: by the looks of it, you don't look like someone who thinks of it as a joke.
TooOP: Hush Sari
Onebigbulk: So are you two flirting? Or not?
Chapter Text
"Untitled group chat"
Optimus Prime – TooOP
Velda - MegaslutTheReckoning
16 April, 7:45am
TooOP: Remind me again when you get your phone back
MegaslutTheReckoning: If I play nice, probably by tomorrow
TooOP: Good because seeing 'MegaslutTheReckoning' is just too jarring.
MegaslutTheReckoning: You just can't handle me and my exceptionally cool branding
TooOP: You're right, I can never handle you
MegaslutTheReckoning: Flirting are we? ;)
TooOP: The day I flirt with you, I think you'll know
MegaslutTheReckoning: Are you suggesting you would flirt with me
TooOP: Depends on how you see it. You can take it seriously, or you can take it as a friendly joke
MegaslutTheReckoning: Does that mean I get to flirt with you?
TooOP: As long as it doesn't freak me out.
TooOP: Try and impress me with your weak flirting skills
MegaslutTheReckoning: How dare you
MegaslutTheReckoning: I'll have you know I've successfully charmed many guys in my younger days
TooOP: You're like what 19
TooOP: And how long was your longest lasting relationship
MegaslutTheReckoning:......1 month
TooOP: mmhm
MegaslutTheReckoning: Only because I found out they dated me for money so we split
TooOP: Yikes...sorry
MegaslutTheReckoning: It's fine, just things I never do ever again.
TooOP: Now I feel the need to buy you a snack
MegaslutTheReckoning: Dark chocolate bar, with the gummy bears inside
TooOP: I take it back I can't afford such luxury
MegaslutTheReckoning: I think I should be the one to make it up to you. For not telling you about the situation. And for helping out with my situation
TooOP: If anything, I didn't really do much
MegaslutTheReckoning: Bitch you stood up to Sentinel and Ultra Magnus and you snuck into my parents' house. Which has dobermans and freaking security cams.
TooOP: Blitzwing said he had bragging rights
MegaslutTheReckoning: And he brags about it in the chat.
MegaslutTheReckoning: You have no idea how much I was struggling to not combust internally thinking about what stupid shit the decepticons were doing.
TooOP: I think Elita and Strika handle em well
MegaslutTheReckoning: You're right... More than anything you spoke for the Decepticon Committee. And your speech was astounding
TooOP: It was a last minute thing and a lot of improvisation
MegaslutTheReckoning: And it was really good
TooOP: Are you flirting with me?
MegaslutTheReckoning: Depends
MegaslutTheReckoning: Where are you?
TooOP: At the school gate, why?
MegaslutTheReckoning: I gotta show you something
TooOP: It wouldn't happen to involve the idea you mysteriously didn't tell me would it?
MegaslutTheReckoning: Come and find out
TooOP: Right...
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16 April, 7:51am
TooOP: Is that what I think is in your hand
MegaslutTheReckoning: Where r u
MegaslutTheREckoning: And its not what you think it is
TooOP: Bitch I can see
MegaslutTheReckoning: You said bitch-
MegaslutTheReckoning: Where are you
MegaslutTheReckoning: OI dont avoid me
MegaslutTheReckoning: I SEE YOU
MegaslutTheReckoning: DON'T RUN YOU COWARD
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“Decepticunts”
Megatron – Megaslut
Blackarachnia – Arachnophobia
Starscream – Starringme
Lugnut – Luggingbaggage
Strika- Strikayoudown
Blitzwing - Blitzbrainiac
Shockwave – Shockinglyhandsome
Soundwave – Soundthealarm
Velda - MegaslutTheReckoning
16 April, 8:03am
SoundTheAlarm: mad_dash.mov
SoundTheAlarm: Proudly sponsored by Sari
Strikayoudown: Wow they're really pinning
Luggingbaggage: Is Megatron courting that twink
Strikayoudown: Don't be rude Lugnut dear
Strikayoudown: But yes, might be
Arachnophobia: Though I don't believe chasing Optimus down the hallways and throwing money at him is considered a courting technique
Blitzbrainiac: Just say flirting like a regular person does
Blitzbrainiac: OR IF NOT PINNING FOR THE INSANE!!
Arachnophobia: Shut you idiot
Blitzbrainiac: Only Prowl can call me that!!!
Arachnophobia: And they say romance doesn't make you sick
MegaslutTheReckoning: You all are pretending like i dont exist in this chat
Strikayoudown: Not till you change that name
MegaslutTheReckoning: Over my cold, megaslut hands
Arachnophobia: idiots
MegaslutTheReckoning: How long have you known
Strikayoudown: The riot. That day, it clicked in my head
Luggingbaggage: And she told me
Blitzbrainiac: Though I have to be frank, you suck at flirting
MegaslutTheReckoning: You're not that great either
Blitzbrainiac: At least I got the whole package and ass
MegaslutTheReckoning:....fuck you
Shockinglyhandsome: good morning mothers and fuckers of the jury
Arachnophobia: yo
Shockinglyhandsome: As much as I hate to break moods, I'm afraid I'll have to break it
Shockinglyhandsome: Also, I think it's agreed that your flirting is horrible behind the sauve
MegaslutTheReckoning: Just tell me what the shit is happening
Shockinglyhandsome: Don't think it'll sit right with you
Shockinglyhandsome: Concerning the guy who outed you
Strikayoudown: Shit
Luggingbaggae: Spill so I can punch him in the face!!
MegaslutTheReckoning: Who is it
Shockinglyhandsome: You won't like who it is.
MegaslutTheReckoning: Try me
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“Autosluts”
Optimus Prime – TooOP
Bumblebee – Beegonethot
Bulkhead – Onebigbulk
Prowl – Ontheprowl
Sari – Sariaboutthat
16 April, 9:32am
Beegonethot: If I were you, I would've taken the money and bought myself 200 subway sandwiches
TooOP: Unlike you, I have dignity
Beegonethot: Come on Optimus! It's just a temporary solution! Just accept the money dammit
TooOP: No. Absolutely not.
TooOP: Do you know how terrifying it was to have a big guy, muscles and all with a menacing face book it down the hallway after you while screaming "take my money"????
TooOP: It was embarrassing. That was absolutely not flirting
Beegonethot: Wait are you two flirting
TooOP: No, it was a joke
Sariaboutthat: by the looks of it, you don't look like someone who thinks of it as a joke.
TooOP: Hush Sari
Onebigbulk: So are you two flirting? Or not?
TooOP: That is a big subject I just can't put my finger on
Beegonethot; dont ignore the question bossbot
TooOP: Am not
TooOP: I'll get back to you i gotta go
Beegonethot: YOu're IGNORING
Sariaboutthat: Yeah it's gonna take him a while.
Ontheprowl: Im not surprised his life has gone wayward
Onebigbulk: That's harsh Prowl
Ontheprowl: It's the truth
-
16 April, 9:39am
TooOP: Cover for me please I need to go somewhere
Sariaboutthat: Megatron is really turning you into a truant huh
TooOP: It's just once just cover for me, it'll be quick.
Ontheprowl: Pray tell is it the man himself?
TooOP: Go figure
Chapter 32: Serious
Summary:
"You know I was serious about this morning."
Notes:
Format change?? Whaaattt-
Chapter Text
16 April, 10:01am
Optimus had honestly thought he'd be avoiding the damn idiot for today lest he attempted to shove the money in his pockets or threaten him in anyway (which he could punch if needed, just not to a friend and when he was already in hot soup with Ultra Magnus). But here he was looking for any sign of the grayish-silver hair in Central Park. Thank Primus Central Park wasn't as packed today.
Strika drove him all the way to Central Park, despite protest ("And how would you know he's here?" To which Optimus answered, "I just know." As cheesy and as rom-commy as it sounded) and gave Optimus a good 30 minutes to find and talk to him before the teachers could suspect anything. Well, suspect him that is. Ultra Magnus and Sentinel were practically breathing on his neck keeping an eye on him for every step he made in the school ever since the, what they called it, "Debacle". It was honestly annoying. Yet it terrified him to think if he made one wrong move, he'd end up in a much worse situation. It had begun to stress him out a bit and tired him out-
Don't think of Sentinel and Ultra Magnus, we're finding Megatron. Optimus thought and breathed. Megatron might either be at the benches, the pond...or the red bridge. Give or take, chances are Megatron is standing at the red bridge. Red Bridge it is.
Optimus was briefed on what the hell happened, so he could approach Megatron knowing the situation, and by knowing, he only knew that Starscream ratted him out. Which was a big 'yikes' in his books. When Optimus prodded on about the details, Strika only told Optimus that it wasn't her place to ask on. So that was fun. But what Optimus could not get behind was Starscream's motive. He had heard and learnt that Starscream practically volunteered to speak on behalf of Megatron for the election. If Starscream was just as invested to the Deception Council as Megatron, why the anarchy? The biggest guess would be so Starscream could play leader to the Decepticon Committee. But outside of that, he'd have to know more through Megatron. Starscream and Optimus had never really been one to stick around long to talk to each other to understand each other.
Optimus soon spotted the Red Bridge appearing in the distance, making a much more hasty walk towards it. And just as he had suspected, Megatron was there. Optimus was quick to approach and as he observed, Megatron was leaning on its railings, staring very very intensely at the ducks. The ducks however, did not care for the dangerous look he bore and whatever frustration he had and swam along, minding their own business.
Optimus cleared his throat and when Megatron did not respond, he stood beside him and rested his arms on the railings as well. And while Optimus knew he lacked the tact in conversation, he also knew that Megatron preferred that he got straight to the point, so he took the initiative to speak first. "I heard what happened between you and Starscream." A laugh came out of Megatron, though strangled and a huge hint of sarcasm dripping from it, "What 'happened between me and Starscream' has yet to happen. I haven't done anything to him, but I'm on the verge of doing something I might regret." Optimus sighed. He'd hate to be stereotypical, but the Cons have always preferred a much more confrontational approach to their problems. Not to say it is a bad thing, but in situations like this, Optimus decided that this is not a great time to act on impulse lest he let Megatron drive his pride and name into the dirt by the school if they caught on. "Will you calm down for a second and tell me what happened first of all? Strika only told me as much. And unless you want the school to find out whatever you might do to Starscream and ruin your chances, I suggest thinking rationally."
Megatron finally turned to glare at the Optimus, but softened when Optimus shot him a look of pure concern and worry. Megatron slumped his shoulders and relented, "Sorry, I just. I feel dumb. And stupid. And all the more angry at Starscream. I didn't think he'd out me like that." Optimus hummed, "Had a history?" "Even more than that," Megatron answered and just as causally added, "We had a relationship that didn't really last. But we had our intimate moments." Optimus and blinked and tried not to put on a judgmental face, blushing under the implication of an 'intimate relationship' which he knew very well what it implied. Megatron caught it anyway, and gave him an amused look. "Sorry! It's just," Optimus apologized, " I can't fathom the two of you together, you two are just... different. Very different. And you two always sort of clash each other." Megatron nodded in an understanding way, "Thus the 'didn't last long part'. We were still friends... At least I assumed. He was the first member of the Decepticon Committee. And now I don't know what to think of this. A large part of me wishes to whack his head and throw him down a building. But I know you'll disagree." Optimus gave him a look and added, dripping with disappointment, "I was hoping you'd say because it's unethical, criminal and murderous. But yeah. I disagree."
"What do you suggest I do then Little Prime?" Megatron huffed and further hunched his body forward to rest his chin on his arms, "To be frank, I don't wish to confront Starscream." "Well you have to," Optimus noted, "It's either work it out and not know why on earth Starscream would do it or get laid up on it for a long time. Just talk to him. And I know it's ludicrous coming from someone who attempted to talk to Sentinel, but you should at least try that." Megatron only hummed, "If you're going to beat yourself up about Sentinel, I'd like to remind you that that guy never listens to a single criticism from anyone. And he's far less capable of understanding and compromising than anybody." "I know. And hey, if you could say that, than Starscream has a sliver of hope," Optimus quipped, and yet Megatron remained unconvinced. Optimus could understand why. To suddenly have someone you genuinely enjoyed the company of and trusted turn your back on you and leave you, it hurt. It really did. "Give Starscream a chance to explain," Optimus affirmed one last time, "And if he really has some horrible intention, just.... leave him. It's not worth the time to pursue him, be it reconciliation or revenge. Trust me."
Megatron only nodded, but with genuine agreement and understanding. If Starscream did in fact harbor toxic ideas and relationships between them, then the best would just be to.... leave him. You can't just try to fix something that has already been broken beyond repair and lacked anymore redeemable trust, only to care for a relationship that currently had hope and was important.
Optimus suddenly chuckled, amused and Megatron cocked a brow at him, "Something on your mind?" Optimus smiled and shrugged, "Oh nothing. Just thinking that after everything, and all those nights. You've always been the one to give me advice and now the tables have turned. Much less a friendship advice." Megatron scoffed, "It's a sign things hace changed. And you have changed. I think you had it in you all along, even before we met. Just that things around you led you to beat yourself up and shut yourself. And I'm glad to witness you grow and finally see the day you give me advice, though I'm a bit embarrassed. It seems I still have a bit of growing to do myself." A laugh escapes Optimus and he nudges Megatron's shoulder, "We're High School Students! We have a lot of time to grow! I think we just grew up too fast to sort of... process all of that." "Woe is us," Megatron mused and they returned to their silent stares at the ducks.
"I'll talk. I won't do anything rash. If anything, I'd get a smack in the head by Strika. I can trust Strika to stop my impulses." Optimus knew Megatron was serious about what he had said, and only replied with a nod. The silence continued, and for a moment, they forgot about whatever shit life had given them. A few minutes alone in the silence of everything except the calm world served to be great help.
"You know I was serious about this morning."
Optimus turned to look at him, cocking a brow. "Sorry?" Optimus asked in question. He blinked once, and then twice, and suddenly raised his hands in defense, recalling this morning s embarrassing hallway chase that earned an enraged Sentinel who lectured him on having fun when he shouldn't have, to which Optimus just let him and when he walked away, let out a deep, deep sigh in frustration. "If it's about the money, no way I'm taking it, for the twentieth time! I don't need th-"
"Flirting."
Megatron's cheeks flushed a very very light shade of pink and he shifted ever so slightly. It took Optimus a few seconds, but it clicked in his head. A small "ah" left his lips, processing what Megatron had suggested. "Do you mean-" "Yes. I have been interested in you for some time," Megatron answered smoothly. Optimus carefully nodded. Oh Primus, this was.... wow. "For how long?"
Megatron was definitely filling the burn in his stomach. The damned butterflies. But he answered just as smoothly, "I don't know. Maybe since that time you took that Megaphone from my hands and spoke with as much grace and temper. Or maybe before. I acknowledged it during the party. But yes. I've had a....crush on you for a while."
Optimus only stared, so Megatron continued, gripping his hands a little tighter, "I admire you Prime. I really do, ever since I got the chance to learn more about you. And the more i got to know you, the more I've learnt, that you are determined, smart, witty and sharp-tongued, and if could add, very very pretty. You've caught my attention and ever since then, I couldn't get my mind off you- Primus that sounds so creepy please don't take it the wrong way. -And I enjoyed the times we spent, more so in private and with only each other."
"So yes. I've got a big crush on you. and it's not the kind where it does not linger for long. It's the kind that is serious, that I've never felt with any other in my past relationships (probably should not have mentioned that but Megatron at this moment lacked the tact because Holy shit, he's confessing), and I really would like to ask you out, and take you on a proper date, not our last minute meetings that only served to keep a promise because of a situation. A genuine one. That is...if you're okay with it."
Megatron took a much needed deep breath. He got it out. He really did. And he felt way lighter. But what really made him nervous was what Optimus would say. Their friendship began very much out of force, with the intent on teasing him. But he had honestly grown to enjoy the company of Optimus and the moments they had shared together be it with friends or alone, he enjoyed and treasured. He had honestly thought Optimus would stop talking to Megatron after that dinner, but they still conversed, despite it being fueled by rather unusual situations.
Optimus' breath was caught. He struggled to think of what to say and all that came out was a breath of nothing. Megatron sighed and smiled lightly, "You don't have to think of an answer now. This was a very last minute confession I pushed onto you and I'm sorry." But Optimus only shook his head very very subtly and raised a hand, as if to deny. "It's...not that..." Optimus began, testing out the right words to use, " I just- Primus, forgive me I just don't know how to put it in words... I'm thinking of many thing-... okay okay." Optimus took in a breath of his own, " I-....I can't accept it..."
Oh.
Well that had been downright straightforward, but Megatron was okay with that and huffed, only for a small second, but was immediately interrupted by Optimus smacking his back in annoyance, "Primus don't give me that look when I haven't even finished saying my piece!" With a huff, Optimus resumed, "I can't accept it because of me. As in.... (a slight sigh, still trying to figure out the words) For so long, ever since... Elita, I've been pushed to just be quiet and follow Sentinel and Ultra Magnus' example of a 'good student'. And I was really tired, and I was not...me. And I've felt like that for a long time. Even till now, after everything, I still don't feel like I'm.... me,"
Optimus scrunched his nose in a way that suggested troubles in his thoughts, "Even though I keep telling myself that you don't have to be quiet anymore about and for Ultra Magnus and Sentinel, a part of me fears that if I don't do that, something bad will happen. I mean the bad things is still happening but it still gets me. I think its reflex, or maybe ingrained in me. I don't know. Just last week, Sentinel threatened to punch me if I tried anything funny to him or the polls. Like hell I'll do that! I know I could snark back, it'd literally have no implication to my current situation.... But I just.... And today as well."
Optimus sighed and rubbed a hand over his face, "I froze. I just didn't say a word and let him rat me out like that. And I thought about it a lot after. It definitely make me feel like shit." A short laugh escapes Optimus' lips as he joked, "Who knew High School would be so dramatic?"
Megatron decided not to say a word and let the Little Prime finish.
"I'm not accepting the confession because I don't like you." That made Megatron blink in confusion. Optimus loved him? Like... like like, love kind of love him? "I mean, whenever I'm around you, I feel secure, safe and happy. I like that you're an absolute asshole, but in a good way. I...enjoy the times we spent together as well. A-and I think you're hot if that's any consolidation! Primus-" Optimus had to stop himself as he blushed, while Megatron could only stare with wide eyes. "But I can't accept your confession because I've still yet to accept myself. To be myself and love myself first before I can love someone else." Optimus managed a small curl of the lips, "I know you've helped me a lot. And you've really helped change me, made me better and happier. Everyone has. But I've yet to actually learn to love who I could be. And that is something I have to understand and grow on my own. I just need time."
Optimus let out a sigh and just furrowed his brows even further, "I'm sorry Megs. 'M not ready..."
Megatron had been slightly nodding along to Optimus' speech and processing. But in turn, he only nodded, and smiled back in earnest, "I... guess I understand. A bit hard to wrap around. But....yeah." He had watched Optimus grow and admittedly, despite the many changes, he knew too that he had yet to understand Optimus, and his old unhealthy habits had yet to die. Optimus himself, needed time to understand himself as well. And quite possibly, Megatron himself had some growing he needed to do himself. "I think both of us do," Megatron murmured.
They stood in comfortable silence, processing all that has happened before Megatron spoke, "I know you said you're not going to accept my confession... But that doesn't mean I can stop flirting with you, can I?' It earned a laugh out of Optimus and a shoulder punch. "We had a heart to heart and this was all you could think of??" The question itself had no real heat to it, instead Optimus shrugged, "I don't mind. Plus, I'd like to see you try seduce me with your sad sad flirting skills."
Now it was Megatron's turn to fire back and he pressed a finger on Optimus' cheek, feigning offence, and Optimus swatted the finger away. "I'd rather not be reminded of this... And just watch me, I'll flirt you so hard, you won't be able to resist," Megatron dared. Optimus rolled his eyes. "Right. But first, we should probably get back to school before any of the teachers, or I pray not, Ultra Magnus, catches us. You can deal with Starscream tomorrow, when you can think with a new mindset and much more rationally as I'm sure you will," said Optimus, with a hint of expectation at the end, " we can't have you get in trouble before the election results are released. And I believe my friends came up with as many ridiculous explanations as they possibly can for the both of us." It got a disgruntled sigh out of Megatron, "I've been restricted way too much just for an election. Once it's out, I'm going to commit all the crimes I can-... within reason." He had added at the end when Optimus faked a frown at him, but Optimus broke into a laugh.
And so they left the bridge, back to school and ready to face whatever shit may happen. They after all, had each other's back, more open and understanding towards each other to grow and learn and get through everything together.
Chapter 33: Tommorrow
Summary:
Blazingthroughhell: We don't know..... Don't think any of us or even Megatron himself does. But we can at least fight.
Sariaboutthat: You're right..... Thanks again...
Euniversallycute: The moment the next day comes we're going to squeeze the living daylights out of you with hugs. You need em
Sariaboutthat: I'd prefer my life pls
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
(Voicemail excerpt)
Megatron -> Starscream
18 April, 2:03pm
"Starscream. We need to talk. Not fighting or that kind of bullshit. Actually talk. And don't try to deny anything, I know what you did and Shockwave's got evidence. I..... I just want to know why.
If you really care, meet me at school tommorrow, the place we used to meet when we... We used to go. I know you know where it is. 8am. I'll see you there..."
(Voicemail ended)
-
"Ladies Night"
Eula - Euniversallycute
Velda - Velkerie
Blazertrail - Blazingthroughhell
Sari – Sariaboutthat
18 March, 2:30pm
Euniversallycute: You know when I joined this school, I only expected rich kids and boring classes.
Euniversallycute: Now I can safely say it's got rich kids, boring classes and drama
Velkerie: Is everything okay on your end @Sariaboutthat
Sariaboutthat: I guess...?
Sariaboutthat: I think Optimus is handling it well.... I don't know, we've all told him that we can help with the money side of things but he's stubborn
Blazingthroughhell: So I've heard, Megatron running down the hall like that has spooked some of us. They're telling it like some urban legend
Velkerie: He left his mark on this cursed school
Sariaboutthat: It's more than that. I don't think he knows but the others and I sort of know he's being harrassed by Sentinel. He doesn't tell us and we can't always step in.
Sariaboutthat: I'm honestly terrified about what could happen to Optimus. Like what's gonna happen to Optimus. And it feels stupid that I can't really help.
Sariaboutthat: This is dumb
Velkerie: If you're talking about how dumb it is to worry, then you're dumb....no offence. Him leaving school will not be the end of the world. A major setback, but if he's determined, he'll make the best of it and get back on his own feet and if not, he's got you and all his other friends to help.
Blazingthroughhell: And...if there comes the chance that he leaves....there's free classes outside of school that might help him. And I think there may be chances for him to enroll in tuition if he's got talent.
Euniversallycute: If he doesn't want to accept money or anything like that, we just have to help him out in other ways and ways we know best. It's about making it easier as best we can. Even down to the tiniest things.
Sariaboutthat: thanks guys... :)
Sariaboutthat: I've just been worried.... I'm sort of confident that Megatron can win the election. But what after? What can he do that'll give him a chance to stay?
Blazingthroughhell: We don't know..... Don't think any of us or even Megatron himself does. But we can at least fight.
Sariaboutthat: You're right..... Thanks again...
Euniversallycute: The moment the next day comes we're going to squeeze the living daylights out of you with hugs. You need em
Sariaboutthat: I'd prefer my life pls
-
“Decepticunts”
Megatron – Megaslut
Blackarachnia – Arachnophobia
Starscream – Starringme
Lugnut – Luggingbaggage
Strika- Strikayoudown
Blitzwing - Blitzbrainiac
Shockwave – Shockinglyhandsome
Soundwave – Soundthealarm
18 April, 3:45pm
Megaslut: Oh I think we've figured out a good plan
Strikayoudown: The cursed name is finally gone...
Megaslut: I'll have you know it was my proudest creations.
Arachnophobia: And you won't tell Optimus of the plan why?
Megaslut: Because I'd rather wait until this plan really does work and not get the Prime's hopes up.
Arachnophobia: So when will you tell him
Megaslut: i dunno when its appropriate?
Shockinglyhandsome: I'll just refine some of the tiny details and make it so perfect they can't dispute that shit
Megaslut: Good.
Strikayoudown: Okay let's now get to the elephant in this chat.
Luggingbaggage: What's the deal with you and Prowl @Blitzbrainiac?!
Blackarachnia: what
Megaslut: what
Blitzbrainiac: We're both dating I thought we already established that
Strikayoudown: I think you're thinking of the wrong guys love
Luggingbaggage: oh
Luggingbaggage: I'm still watching you Blitzwing
Blitzbrainiac: Watch me make out with him?! Hahahaha!!!
Shockinglyhandsome: I believe what Strika meant to imply was Starscream
Soundthealarm: He has not been at school ever since the election day. And has barely been active in our chat.
Megaslut: Primus I know....
Megaslut: Admittedly I wanted to go to his house and punch him senseless.
Megaslut: But Optimus convinced me to talk to him. So I'm talking to him tommorrow.
Strikayoudown: Primus is this going to end in some stupid fist fight??? And isn't that the day results come out???
Megaslut: Probably. But at least I tried talking
Arachnophobia: We can't have you punching someone on the day the results are being released you daft oaf.
Megaslut: I'm well aware.
Strikayoudown: Lugnut can come with you in case things go south.
Luggingbaggage: Anything to make sure you don't get a scratch from that traitor!!
Megaslut: No. This is between me and starscream and I'm perfectly capable to handling this myself.
Megaslut: Promise I won't get into a brawl.
Strikayoudown: Better not.
Megaslut: I just want answers. I know you see me punching him despite everything. But Optimus asked me to talk for a reason and yeah, I really don't want to bother with anything else if he doesn't want it. I don't even know if he'll show up but I know better. Just trust me.
Strikayoudown:..... I trust you. Just don't want you doing anything stupid
Shockinglyhandsome: Given it's Optimus asking it off him, he won't
Megaslut: Amazing Shockwave, because of Optimus???
Soundthealarm: I believe the term is because "you're pretty gay for him"
Megaslut: excuse you im perfectly capable of making my own judgemental decisions myself.
Arachnophobia: Of course, if not I'll get Optimus
Megaslut: Fuck you, but that'd be nice
Arachnophobia: Didn't say it was to help you
Megaslut: You and Optimus are absolute devils. Demons from hell. You two could wreck havoc if so desired.
Arachnophobia: Why thank you.
-
19 April, 9:21am
Arachnophobia: WHAT THE FUCK MEGATRON
Strikayoudown: I'm getting a fucking first aid kit
Megaslut: It's just blood
Arachnophobia: AND I'M GETTING OPTIMUS YOU IDIOT.
Megaslut: wait WAIT WAIT
-
"Ride Or Die"
Optimus Prime – TooOP
Bumblebee – Beegonethot
Bulkhead – Onebigbulk
Prowl – Ontheprowl
Sari – Sariaboutthat
Megatron – Megaslut
Blackarachnia – Arachnophobia
Starscream – Starringme
Lugnut – Luggingbaggage
Strika- Strikayoudown
Blitzwing - Blitzbrainiac
Shockwave – Shockinglyhandsome
Soundwave – Soundthealarm
Jazz - Smoothjazz
Jetstorm - Stormjet
Jetfire - Firejet
Blurr - g2gfast
Eula - Euniverselycute
Velda - Velkerie
Blazertrail - Blazingthroughhell
19 April, 9:23am
Beegonethot: results.png
Beegonethot: he's gonna wanna see this
Blazingthroughhell: Oh sshhhiiittttttt-
Notes:
To be honest, I don't know where this is going either
Chapter 34: THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTING!!!
Summary:
Blackarachnia: Drama queens I swear.
Blackarachnia: Please tell me that's the last time any of you get into a fist fight.
Megaslut: And look at Optimus in the eye and get treated like some disobedient child? No fucking thank you.
Chapter Text
(1 hour ago)
(video transcript: Security feed 03)
19 April, 8:01am
(Starscream is standing at the empty area. Somewhere at the back of the school.)
"Where the fuck is that shitface. And he's the one who wanted to meet.."
"And you were the one who wanted to be a shithead and not talk to any of us for a week straight."
(Megatron steps in, back facing. Starscream still keeps a straight face)
"Nice of you to show up, Starscream. I didn't really think you would after what you did."
"Oh please, I only wanted to come because I wanted to settle shit between us."
"Careful with what you say Starscream, I'm only not starting fights because of Optimus."
"*Mutter*That fucking bitch-"
"What did you say?"
"Whatever, if you want us to talk, we'll talk."
"*Scoffs* Just so we're clear, it was you that started this when you sent those pictures."
"...that's what you came to ask?"
"...Wha-"
"It's not that you utter buffoon!!"
"What are you-"
"Wow. Wow you forgot about- You don't give a shit about it!! Shouldn't have come, we should've just fucking gone our separate ways-"
"Stop being a dramatic bitch and explain-"
"THERE'S NOTHING I NEED TO EXPLAIN WITH YOU-"
(Starscream turns to leave, but Megatron grabs his wrist and stops him)
"YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST WALK OUT WITHOUT EXPLANATION!? WHAT YOU DID TO ME WAS BEYOND FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE."
(Starscream tries to pull away but he's unable to move)
"You knew. You knew what would happen if you did what you did and you FUCKING. DID IT. ANYWAY. And you did it anyway!! WHY??"
"Let me go you fucking-"
"I trusted you-"
(Starscream manages to pull a punch with his free hand, landing on Megatron's face.)
"SHIT-"
(Megatron let's go and stumbles back)
"Trusted?! Trusted for fucks sake- I TRUSTED YOU AND YOU GONE THREEWW IT AWAY."
"What are you talking-"
(Starscream punches Megatron again and it this time lands on Megatron's nose)
"You may have come here to 'talk' but now, I'm not feeling like it!"
(Starscream attempts to throw another punch, arm swinging at Megatron's back, but Megatron turns fast enough to punch back, making Starscream fall to the ground)
"What's your fucking issue?! You think you just show up and demand whatever bullshit you want like some spoiled brat?! What you did to me was beyond infuriating!"
(Megatron approaches, attempting to throw another punch but Starscream kicks Megatron in the gut and gets up)
"INFURIATING?! YOU'VE BEEN JUST AS INFURIATING FOR A LONG ASS TIME!!"
(They keep throwing punches at each other, neither backing down)
"Care to share what could be so much more infuriating-
(Megatron blocks Starscreams attempt to punch him, getting a scratch on his arm)
-Than getting betrayed by someone you've known for years-
(Megatron punches Starscream in the face, causing Starscream to stumble back)
-Getting locked in a house that you've had the shittiest memories and time with-
(Megatron grabs Starscream's arm, forcing him to face Megatron while Starscream attempts to scratch his way out)
-and getting screamed at, hit by and trapped by your own abusive, shithole parents?!"
(Starscream is scratching at Megatron's arms, and it starts to bleed a bit)
"How about devoting your love, effort, time and yourself to something that wasn't even anything to you."
"Excuse me-"
"How about BEING TREATED AS IF I WERE WORTH LITTLE TO NONE BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE ACTED LIKE IT AND I HAD TO DO EVERYTHING. EVERYTHING I COULD TO FEEL AS IF I WAS WORTH SOMETHING!"
"What on earth are you talking about-"
"I'M TALKING ABOUT US YOU IDIOT."
"Wha-..."
"I'M TALKING ABOUT WHEN WE WERE TOGETHER. WE DIDN'T EVEN TALK ABOUT IT AFTER. AS IF IT DIDN'T EXISTED YOU BIG, FUCKING IDIOT."
"I thought we talked about this-"
"No we did not!! You probably forgotten so let ME refresh your memory!! You just said, and I fucking quote, 'I don't think this is working, let's just stay friends.'! You know how stupid I felt??"
"I di-"
"Can you imagine?? After.... After following, listening and just giving it my all for a fucking relationship. To ONLY. HAVE SOMEONE. SAY 'THIS IS NOT WORKING'?! I FELT LIKE THE MOST IDIOTIC BASTARD IN THE WHOLE DAMN WORLD. AND YOU JUST PRETENDED OUR RELATIONSHIP DIDN'T EXIST. WHY?! Was it because I asked for a little more than just 'one night stands'??? Was it because I was me??? You didn't say a fucking, shitty, word. I was TORN."
"..."
"After so much sulking, I wanted to prove that I could be better off without you. So I got cocky. I dressed how I wanted to dress, even if you guys thought it looked ridiculous. But hey! I loved it! And you know what? I enjoyed it! I enjoyed being a bitch and just being in control! I really thought I was over you!
But like- No matter what, some part of my kept nagging at me that I would never measure up to whatever standard you had of me. If you even had any! I was still trying to impress someone. So I thought if I could win this election for us, I'd finally stop feeling as if I'm worth less than you. I'd stop feeling sorry for myself! But Optimus turned rogue on his own committee and took over! And everyone else seemed on board with it, and just.... JUST TRUSTED SOME GUY WHO WAS ONLY 'ACQUAINTED' WITH ABOUT THREE MONTHS AGO."
"....."
"I didn't want to face anyone after everything. I only came to just... end whatever we had between us if we had any. So I can just move the fuck on."
"....."
(Megatron releases Starscream, Starscream stumbling back frantically has he rubs his eyes with a swipe of his palm)
"Go on ahead and just punch me back you shitface. Scream at me or something I just want this over and done with."
".....I'm sorry."
"....what."
"I-...*sigh* I was dumb. I was an absolute idiot. And I was just as obsessed with myself. I didn't think about you. I just assumed we were fine and never bothered to talk about it."
"*scoffs* assume..."
"Hey! You're not exactly off the hook either. You didn't say a word and you decided to be a dick and help the enemy out instead."
"I DID NOT! I HAD THE DECEPTICON COMMITTEE'S INTEREST IN MIND I-....I just wanted a chance to show I can be fucking useful and I didn't need you."
"Like that? Come on Starscream I thought you were smarter than that-"
"Say that again and you can say goodbye to your eyeball-"
"Primus I thought we were done fighting!!"
"....."
"...."
"I thought you'd just get into trouble with the school. I didn't think your parents would get involved. I just wanted to make sure you wouldn't be able to at least take part in the election speech.....
"....."
"....sorry..."
"You should've expected the worse of the situation."
(They both seem to be in a stand still, staring at each other. Megatron raises a hand and rubs his face, as if in frustration)
"Look can we just-...Can we just sit down and talk?"
"....."
"We have a lot of explaining to do.... you and me both."
"....."
"Rather me ruin your manicure?"
"...Whatever."
(They both sit on a bench, an awkward distance between each other. Megatron pulls out his phone)
"What are you-"
"I'm texting Strika."
"What-"
"I'm bleeding. You're bleeding. And we're both bruised. And I don't want us to be seen looking like shit in front of the others or the teachers. So I'm asking Strika to get the first aid kit. Although I might be in for trouble myself."
"We're not done yet Megatron."
"It should take fifteen minutes."
"...."
"Want painkillers along with the first aid kit?"
"....whatever."
"Okay."
(video transcript end)
-
“Autosluts”
Optimus Prime – TooOP
Bumblebee – Beegonethot
Bulkhead – Onebigbulk
Prowl – Ontheprowl
Sari – Sariaboutthat
19 April, 9:40am
Beegonethot: @TooOP You gotta check out the election results OP!!!
TooOP: Not now Bee
TooOP: I'm busy being a bitch right now
Beegonethot: OH-
-
"untitled group chat"
Megatron – Megaslut
Starscream – Starringme
19 April, 10:01am
Starringme: Can't believe you just got told on by a twink
Megaslut: fuck you
Starringme: Been there done that.
Megaslut: Anything more we need to talk about? Not to be rude.
Starringme: I know. And no, I think I got everything out.
Megaslut: Does that mean you're coming back to school?
Starringme: Duh. I'm not that dumb enough to get into trouble with the teachers. But maybe not today, I'm too tired to try and pretend to give a shit about classes. I'm going home.
Megaslut: Alright.
Starringme: But I would really want to just have some space.
Megaslut: ....You mean to say you don't want me to talk to you?
Starringme: Yeah.
Megaslut: Thought we got everything out
Starringme: Doesn't mean I'm still a crying bitch over it inside.
Megaslut: oh
Starringme: It'll just be a few days, nothing personal. And also I need a day to get over my ruined manicure
Megaslut: Of course.
Starringme:....You really like that twink dont you
Megaslut: I confessed to him recently. He rejected me.
Starringme: Tragic. But I don't think you're giving up that easy. If not I'd be disappointed.
Megaslut: He gave me permission
Starringme: Well have fun then, I'm not butting into your romantic life
Megaslut: sure
Starringme: ....
Starringme: Sorry. Again for being dumb
Megaslut: And I'm sorry again for being dumb as well.
-
“Decepticunts”
Megatron – Megaslut
Blackarachnia – Arachnophobia
Starscream – Starringme
Lugnut – Luggingbaggage
Strika- Strikayoudown
Blitzwing - Blitzbrainiac
Shockwave – Shockinglyhandsome
Soundwave – Soundthealarm
19 April, 11:02am
Blackarachnia: Be fucking grateful I know how to do makeup
Megaslut: And I'm forever eternally grateful you've gone and dragged Optimus to have him nag at me for ten minutes straight.
Shockwave: It was a spectacle
Blitzbrainiac: And frankly surprisingly all of that came out from a small guy
Megaslut: It was embarrassing, he was smaller than me and I had to be sat on a bench to get nagged.
Strikayoudown: Honestly I should've expected it no less from the two of you.
Luggingbaggage: Should I kick Starscream out of the committee?
Megaslut: No, no need. We talked it out in the end I guess.
Megaslut: And besides, he's good at communications and relations, we still need him.
Blackarachnia: What was all the drama even about anyway?
Megaslut: Just some things we should've talked about long ago.
Blitzbrainiac: Borrinngg Give us the good stuff!!
Megaslut: It's personal
Blitzbrainiac: Sorry
Soundthealarm: Is he coming back?
Megaslut: He's coming back to school, but he just doesn't want to talk to me for a while. Something about needing space.
Blackarachnia: Drama queens I swear.
Blackarachnia: Please tell me that's the last time any of you get into a fist fight.
Megaslut: And look at Optimus in the eye and get treated like some disobedient child? No fucking thank you.
Blackarachnia: Good.
Strikayoudown: How should we proceed with Starscream then?
Megaslut: Primus you make it sound like I exiled him or something, calm down.
Megaslut: Just treat him like a friend. Like we've always had.
Shockinglyhandsome: Can't believe I'm saying this, but I missed his glitter jackets and his sass
Blitzbrainiac: He was just as insane as me in fashion!!
Megaslut: Agreed.
-
"Gucci And Padra"
Starscream - Starringme
Digre - Digrading
Ramjet - Rammingjets
Skywarp - Skywitch
Slipstream - Slippingintodepression
Sunstorm - Sunnybich
Thundercracker - Itsbitchcracker
Thrust - Thrustnoone
19 April, 12:15pm
Skywitch: Oi Bitchscream
Skywitch: I know you're reading this. So reply asshole
Starringme: What do you fucking want can't you fucking see I'm busy.
Rammingjets: Clearly you're soooo busy. And you've never looked better.
Starringme: Shut up and leave me alone.
Slippingintodepression: Starscream just get your ass in the living room.
Starringme: I'm trying to be depressing in bed now shut up and leave me alone.
Digrading: ur still typing though.
Slippingintodepression: It's movie night Starscream just come down.
Sunnybich: We have snacks and everything, please come down.
Starringme: Consider me ill to not join
Slippingintodepression: We can't have our brother being an absolute sad sack of potatoes and stuck in his bed all day. You didn't even shower. And you've only ever eaten crisps for the past couple of days. It's tragic.
Thrustnoone: You've been looking like an absolute mess and your brother, we're legally allowed to force you to the shower.
Rammingjets: And as someone who lies often, I'm serious when I say you reek.
Digrading: Yikes buddy
Starringme: Did you guys text me just to ask me to come sit the fuck down and mock me
Sunnybich: Since no one is saying it, I'll say it I guess.
Sunnybich: We care about you, and as siblings, we're obligated to make sure you at least take care of yourself even when you're upset. Because we care about you, you idiot.
Sunnybich: We won't ask too much of you. Just please, can you take a shower? And maybe eat some of the takeouts? Please?
Thrustnoone: Whatever he said.
Starringme:......
Starringme: fine...
Sunnybich: I put your clothes in the bathroom rack already. It's the comfy ones you like.
Skywitch: Which one you want, the burrito or chinese takeout?
Starringme: I'll decide later
Skywitch: Okay
Slippingintodepression: And just thought you should know, we're watching your fav movie. Feel free to stay when you come down.
Starringme:....sure
Notes:
Expect another long ass chapter like this in a long ass time :')
Chapter 35: Birthdays...?
Summary:
Beegonethot: Who's gonna do the honours
TooOP: you guys can't be serious
Arachnophobia: Technically Megatron has to be the birthday boy since he won it.
Megaslut: No fucking way that's embarrassing
Shockinglyhandsome: It's not if they don't know
Notes:
These chapters are probably going to be short cause it'd be mellow for the moment. We need more drama for e'm
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
"Ride Or Die"
Optimus Prime – TooOP
Bumblebee – Beegonethot
Bulkhead – Onebigbulk
Prowl – Ontheprowl
Sari – Sariaboutthat
Megatron – Megaslut
Blackarachnia – Arachnophobia
Starscream – Starringme
Lugnut – Luggingbaggage
Strika- Strikayoudown
Blitzwing - Blitzbrainiac
Shockwave – Shockinglyhandsome
Soundwave – Soundthealarm
Jazz - Smoothjazz
Jetstorm - Stormjet
Jetfire - Firejet
Blurr - g2gfast
Eula - Euniverselycute
Velda - Velkerie
Blazertrail - Blazingthroughhell
19 April, 12:09pm
Beegonethot: Can't believe you missed out on your own election Megs
Megaslut: Don't call me that.
Smoothjazz: Congrats on winning. No bad spite or anything.
g2gfast: Given the attitdue and way Sentienl handled things it wasnt that much of a surprise
Megaslut: Course we would win, Optimus made one grand speech that completely floored the crowd
TooOP: Your committee listened far more better than Sentinel would allow us to. So it honestly wasn't all my doing.
TooOP: and sweet talk is not getting you anywhere
Megaslut: damn
Smoothjazz: Speaking of, Sentinel wasn't all too happy.
Valkerie: Primus you could hear that big chined dick scream it out from the hallways.
Euniversallycute: Sounded like a dying whale
g2gfast: Tahts just how he normally is
Beegonethot: theory confirmed
TooOP: I'm aware, he was glaring daggers at my back throughout Literature.
TooOP: And he read one of the quotes with just as much anger at me.
Blackarachnia: You sure you don't need me to step me and punch him? I have a metal arm
TooOP: We were all friends Elita
Blackarachnia: Were
Smoothjazz: Just watch your back in case he tries anything funny.
Sariaboutthat: Don't worry! If he tries anything, I'll be there to kick his aft!!
Onebigbulk: and stop him if we have to.
Blitzbrainiac: I'll join in for the fun of it
TooOP: Primus calm down, I can deal with Sentinel. It's different now.
Megaslut: Still, if he bothers you, I'll step in
TooOP: You're not off the hook yet Megatron.
TooOP: And because you can't see it now, I'm glaring.
Megaslut: It was petty on my part but it was over 4 hours ago and we made up.
Blackarachnia: You promised you wouldn't throw hands you idiot.
Shockinglyhandsome: I can vouche
Blitzbrainiac: Me too!!!
Soundthealarm: I as well
Megatron: Snitches
Strikayoudown: Which is why I have the video of Optimus talking you down like a child
Megaslut: NO
Sariaboutthat: SEND IT
Euniversallycute: Give us the megatron meme we deserve
Strikayoudown: nag.mov
Megaslut: My life is over, it was horrible knowing you all
Blazingthroughhell: Legally cannot die until you graduate
Shockinglyhandsome: unoreversecard.png
Blazingthroughhell: *surprised pikachu face*
Beegonethot: Optimus was right when he said he was going all out bitch
Smoothjazz: he what
Megaslut: Now did you 👀
TooOP: I did not
Beegonethot: Accept it Optimus, accept your inner bitch
TooOP: Shh
Sariaboutthat: All jokes aside and memes, shouldn't we celebrate? We don't have Sentinel dicking us around!
Onebigbulk: And we might have a chance to get Optimus back to school!
Strikayoudown: Unfortunately, a bit hard because it's going to have to go through to people outside of the school. But we're working on it.
Blitzbrainiac: If it's a celebration you want we can always have a celebratory lunch somewhere. OHh!! We can fake a surprise birthday and get free cake!!
g2gfast: Isn't that morally illegal?
Euniversallycute: If they don't know
Beegonethot: Who's gonna do the honours
TooOP: you guys can't be serious
Arachnophobia: Technically Megatron has to be the birthday boy since he won it.
Megaslut: No fucking way that's embarrassing
Shockinglyhandsome: It's not if they don't know
Euniversallycute: You can't see it now but Shockwave and I are slapping hands
Beegonethot: come onnnn for free cake!
Valkerie: Free cake
Strikayoudown: Free cake
Megaslut: You too???
Luggingbaggage: I would disagree, but unfortunately I must side with Strika
Strikayoudown: love you too
Stormjet: Must be getting the free cake!!
Firejet: For celebration!!
TooOP: primus
Ontheprowl: I can lie to get it
TooOP: Prowl!!!
Blitzbrainiac: I'm so gay for you :'))))
Valekrie: amen
Ontheprowl: what
Blitzbrainiac: what
Valkerie: what
Euniversallycute: Oh? 👀
Blackarachnia: Then its settled, we can go to that diner down the street
Megaslut: Wait no one agreed
Blackarachnia: All in favour of dake birthday celebration say I
Beegonethot: moi
Onebigbulk: I
Ontheprowl: I
Sariaboutthat: I
Strikayoudown: I
Luggingbaggage: I!!!
Blitzbrainiac: ME
Shockinglyhandsome: :)
Soundthealarm: I
Smoothjazz: If you're willing to open up to ex Autobot committee members, I don't mind
Strikayoudown: So long as you don't make fusses
Stormjet: Me want to be going!
Firejet: And as well I!
g2gfast: Hey if it gets me a free cake
Euniverselycute: Eyyy
Velkerie: Sure
Blazingthroughhell: 👀
Beegonethot: RIDE OR DIE
TooOP: I pray to primus you're not joking about the cake
-
19 April, 4:02pm
TooOP: you guys are embarrassing
Megaslut: We don't know any of you
TooOP: We're leaving
Beegonethot: JSJXKSKMAMAM
-
"MegOP"
Megatron – Megaslut
Optimus Prime – TooOP
19 April, 4:45pm
Megaslut: Sometimes I wonder why we are friends with embarrassing idiots
TooOP: They're not, and the cake was good so no complains
Megaslut: You and I both know they're at most tolerable
TooOP: And they've stopped us from doing stupid things. Can't be where we are without them
Megaslut: Of course
TooOP: Is your face okay? And the injuries and all
Megaslut: They're fine. They don't stop me from being hot
TooOP: Oh my god Megatron
Megaslut: And Starscream and I really talked it through it's fine.
TooOP: Good because if you do anything stupid again I'd do more than nag at you
Megaslut: What are you going to do spank me?
TooOP: IM LEAVING
Megaslut: You didn't object to it
TooOP: NOO
-
19 April, 6:00pm
Megaslut: On a serious note I have to ask
TooOP: I'm not taking you seriously anymore
Megaslut: Are you sure you're alright around Sentinel?
TooOP: l promise you I can handle Sentinel. I'm a growing teen I can deal with bullying, despite the past.
Megaslut: Alright. But just a heads up, I'm also a part of the punch Sentinel team should he cause trouble when I'm there
TooOP: Primus stop punching people that doesn't always work
Megaslut: You'd be surprised
Megaslut: Will you still be taking the midterm exams?
TooOP: Technically I'm still a student during it, so yeah I might as well.
TooOP: Plus I sorta trust you to help. Not to say I don't doubt your abilities, but I can't hope too much for it to work, in case it doesn't.
Megaslut: I will make sure neither Sentinel nor any of the shitheaded teachers get their way. And you'll definitely get back. It just might take time
TooOP: You know if you'd just tell me the plan I might be able to help out.
TooOP: I wasn't forced to be an Autobot council memeber for no reason you know. I just have Sentinel for a "boss"
Megaslut: I think I'll consider....
TooOP: Please do because I'd hate to have everyone except me help out on a problem I'm supposed to fix.
TooOP: And if you say anything otherwise, it won't work, it's just like that for me
Megaslut:....Alright..... Though I have to ask Strika and the others about it
TooOP: I think they'd easily be okay with it.
Megaslut: We'll see.
Notes:
Obligatory Beach episode or amusement park episode?
Chapter 36: Exams Can Suck My-
Summary:
Shockinglyhandsome: After this shit hole we need our obligatory beach episode
Megaslut: what
Shockinglyhandsome: you know, like in animes where after some intense stuff happens and what not, there's always this filler episode where everyone goes to the beach.
Soundthealarm: Isn't romance always involved?
Shockinglyhandsome: i see youre a man of culture
Notes:
Holy shit I haven't updated in three weeks fuuuu-
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
“Autosluts”
Optimus Prime – TooOP
Bumblebee – Beegonethot
Bulkhead – Onebigbulk
Prowl – Ontheprowl
Sari – Sariaboutthat
26 April, 1:02pm
Beegonethot: hey optimus, i saw Ultra magnus giving you the look, you sure your alright?
TooOP: He's been doing that ever since... you know. But it's not that big of a deal.
TooOP: Besides I'll be out of his hair in like a couple of days
Sariaboutthat: I keep forgetting that that shit was going to happen...
Beegonethot: How long is that even?
TooOP: 6 days
Onebigbulk: I thought the Decepticon council was settling that?
Ontheprowl: Doesn't mean they have it approved yet.
Ontheprowl: They've just sent in the proposal, and it might take a while to get the response.
Onetheprowl: But you should at least have faith in them
Sariaboutthat: Don't worry Optimus, it'll be fine!
TooOP: nevertheless, I'm ready if it doesn't work out.
Onebigbulk: Don't say that!! They haven't said anything about that yet
Beegonethot: u try n tell us otherwise one more time and we'll personally smite u
TooOP: what
TooOP: Fine fine, let's just not talk about it for now alright?
TooOP: What's done is done. We just wait.
TooOP: besides don't you have midterms to worry about
Beegonethot: don't remind me blease I can only take so much :(
Sariaboutthat: You still have yet to open a single page of a single book
Beegonethot: I can just listen to some audiobooks about sciene or something
Ontheprowl: that's not how it works
Beegonethot: QUICK BOSSBOT YOU GOTTA HELP ME BEFORE YOU LEAVE AT LEAST
TooOP: hmmmmmm
Beegonethot: blease
Sariaboutthat: Do I hear a grp study session? 👀
Onebigbulk: Sari you're not even in our grade
Sariaboutthat: I didn't say it was for studying if I were to join :)
TooOP: I guess we can at least have some time to study together. I'd at least leave knowing Bee won't die in school
Beegonethot: u,,w,,u
TooOP: Besides what else can you do besides study during a study session Sari
Sariaboutthat: Eat snacks! While I watch you all suffer
Ontheprowl: you have exams too you know and last I recall you're horrible at history
Sariaboutthat:.......
Sariaboutthat: fuck
-
26 April, 6:04pm
Sariaboutthat: Sleepingbee.png
Sariaboutthat: About as productive as me with history
TooOP: You're not getting away that easily
TooOP: Tm let's go through Chapter 2 of your textbook and bring your memopads
Sariaboutthat: I have unleashed a beast
Onebigbulk: You have yet to see his final form
-
“Decepticunts”
Megatron – Megaslut
Blackarachnia – Arachnophobia
Starscream – Starringme
Lugnut – Luggingbaggage
Strika- Strikayoudown
Blitzwing - Blitzbrainiac
Shockwave – Shockinglyhandsome
Soundwave – Soundthealarm
26 April, 9:02pm
Shockinglyhandsome: After this shit hole we need our obligatory beach episode
Megaslut: what
Shockinglyhandsome: you know, like in animes where after some intense stuff happens and what not, there's always this filler episode where everyone goes to the beach.
Soundthealarm: Isn't romance always involved?
Shockinglyhandsome: i see youre a man of culture
Megaslut: Oh my primus. Everything happening and all you worry about is this??
Shockinglyhandsome: What?? I DESERVE MY BEACH EPISODE
Starringme: wtf is the fuss all about at 9 in the night during my fucking leisure hour
Megaslut: We've literally had this group chat for two whole years
Starringme: Doesn't mean I enjoy getting used to the nonsense
Shockinglyhandsome: Obligatory beach episode babee
Starringme: In that case we better stay in in a villa or I'm gonna flip my shit
Megaslut: We did not agree to this
Strikayoudown: i do
Strikayoudown: And half of us are not rich to get a villa for even an hour
Megaslut: Wait a minute
Arachnophobia: I think we can find a cabin close by the beach just near Detroit's beach
Megaslut: Why are you guys planning when I literally did not agree to this???
Megaslut: Can we worry about Midterms and Optimus first before we even think of a fucking beach episode???
Shockinglyhandsome: Look, that's exactly the point
Shockinglyhandsome: We're all literally dying from exams. And it hasn't even started!
Strikayoudown: I think it's just you
Strikayoudown: And Bee last I heard
Arachnophobia: And besides that, we all need a break. Especially Optimus.
Starringme: Aren't things going swimmingly well with those old coots?
Shockinglyhandsome: Eh. We still have to open the possibility that Ultra Magnus is gonna someway, somehow, fuck it up.
Strikayoudown: And I would count on Sentinel trying to repeal it. Along with his high headed friends.
Blitzbrainiac: But all we can do now is wait. AND THOSE SCUMS BETTER NOT TRY ANYTHING, WE WORKED ON THAT SHIT FOR WEEKS.
Arachnophobia: Blitzbrain's right.
Arachnophobia: You and Optimus need this
Shockinglyhandsome: Hey, me too. and like, all of us
Arachnophobia: Stop ruining the moment
Shockinglyhandsome: yes mam
Starringme: If anything, you and that Optimus are both equally stubborn headed. Just stop worrying about something you've tried your best and relax for like 5 fucking seconds
Shockinglyhandsome: Now that's ironic
Starringme: Shut up or I'll stab you with my nails
Megaslut: If you guys are so insistent on this break...
Shockinglyhandsome: Which we all are!
Blitzbrainiac: YEAH!!
Starringme: Let me guess, we're gonna invite Autosluts and co.
Strikayoudown: They make things much more humorous, surprisingly since we have you guys
Shockinhglyhandsome: :(
Shockinglyhandsome: I demand payment for my emotional damage
Megaslut: If this is a break, especially for Optimus as Blackarachnia so puts it, we might as well ask the others to join.
Blitzbrainiac: And Prowl and I will provide the romance for the beach episode :D
Shockinglyhandsome: I take it back we don't need the romance
Megaslut: coward
Megaslut: And only when our school break starts.
Shockinglyhandsome: NOOOOOOOO
Starringme: I honestly don't know what else you expected.
-
"Gucci Duo"
Megatron – Megaslut
Blackarachnia – Arachnophobia
26 April, 9:23pm
Arachnophobia: You know the beach episode also calls for swimsuit moments
Megaslut: Can you guys just let me study in peace
Megaslut: for 5 FUCKING MINUTES
Arachnophobia: Oh the jig is up Megs ever since that day you confessed to my friend
Megaslut: THERE IS NO JIG STOP IT
Arachnophobia: You could've deleted them and ignored them you know
Megaslut:...
(All messages pertaining to this day has been removed)
-
“Vrowlwing”
Blitzwing – Blitzbrainiac
Prowl – Ontheprowl
Velda - Velkerie
26 April, 9:32pm
Ontheprowl: And you're telling this because...?
Blitzbrainiac: So we can convince as many people as we can to go the the beach and steal three barbecue pits for ourselves.
Velkerie: Now that my good man is chaotic purpose
Ontheprowl: Primus
Blitzbrainiac: Spread the word!!!
-
“MegOP”
Megatron – Megaslut
Optimus Prime – TooOP
26 April, 11:34pm
TooOP: hey megs
TooOP: Are you still up?
Megaslut: Something the matter?
TooOP: I know it's late but
TooOP: Can I come over
Megaslut: Sure.
Megaslut: Do you want to tell me why?
TooOP: Not now
TooOP: Maybe not later...
Megaslut: It's alright.
Megaslut: Does your mum know
TooOP: She gladly kicked me out and told me that at least I don't have to fuss over her tonight
Megaslut: Of course
Megaslut: I'm doing late night study crunch, feel free to bring your materials as well if you feel like staying up with me
Megaslut: And I have snacks if you'd like any
TooOP: thank you
TooOP: And I'm sorry in advance, but you might expect a rant of sorts....
Megaslut: You don't have to be sorry
TooOP: I know, but I just feel like I have to be sorry... I don't know, it's hard to explain
Megaslut: Then you don't have to. And I get it. Just come over and we can see how this goes
TooOP: Alright
Megaslut: And no there was no innuendo attempted
TooOP: Oh my Primus you absolute ass
Megaslut: :)
Notes:
I haven't uploaded in three weeks because I was super busy with the new semester and drama production! But I'm back and The boys have some scores (And beach episodes) to settle.
Chapter 37: The Wait
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
“Autosluts”
Optimus Prime – TooOP
Bumblebee – Beegonethot
Bulkhead – Onebigbulk
Prowl – Ontheprowl
Sari – Sariaboutthat
31 April, 8:03am
Beegonethot: Ok our last day with Optimus
TooOP: you make it sound like I'm dying
TooOP: Which I'm not
Beegonethot: Oh come on you get what I mean!!
Beegonethot: whos gonna be our voice of reason???
Sariaboutthat: we have prowl
Ontheprowl: bold to assume I'd provide any
Beegonethot: Whos gonna tell us answers to our science homework???
TooOP: I'm stopping you right there I have never
Beegonethot: WHOS GONNA GO TO LATE NIGHT LAST MINUTE PARTIES WITH US
TooOP: You guys can literally still pop back in my house anytime
Sariaboutthat: Relax Bee, it won't be for long
Sariaboutthat:...right?
TooOP: I don't know, it's been days since we last heard from them
TooOP: Megatron says its gonna be fine but between you guys, he's a biit worried
Onebigbulk: Doesn't he have the confidence of Sentinel but without the Sentinel part
TooOP: I was at Megatron's two days ago and he went on a tangent after we had a few drinks
Beegonethot: :O
TooOP: And no that did not happen we were studying
Beegonethot: Dammit
Sariaboutthat: Isn't that illegal
TooOP: I mean it seemed safe at the time
Ontheprowl: And if no one knows
Beegonethot: Holy shit
Sariaboutthat: What has Megatron done to you
TooOP: I'm a couple years older than your Sari
Sariaboutthat: But you were so innocent
TooOP: To be fair, it came with depression and a lot of pent up issues
Sariaboutthat: It's true
Beegonethot: What were you even doing at Meg's?
TooOP: I mean he invited me I might as well
TooOP: And it feels a little less lonely
Sariaboutthat: if you wanted less lonely you could've called us to party at your house!!
TooOP: You know what I mean
Sariaboutthat: Yes and I'm gonna keep prodding on the matter :)
TooOP: Primus
Onebigbulk: So you think we're actually gonna hear something? At all?
TooOP: Maybe we might hear something soon
TooOP: I don't know honestly, at this point maybe I might start considering alternatives
Beegonethot: OKAY LET'S DO SOMETHING NOT DEPRESSING
Beegonethot: If youre gonna leave this shit hole, you should at least go out with a bang!!!
TooOP: At least not in school
Beegonethot: Then at your house!
TooOP: Why's everyone dragging my house into situations??
Ontheprowl: I think it's become a gathering place
Beegonethot: I have drinks :)
TooOP: We still have exams
Sariaboutthat: Oh god pls don't remind us
Sariaboutthat: WAIT I KNOW
Sariaboutthat: DND
Beegonethot: SHIT
TooOP: We haven't done that in a while
Beegonethot: I think the last time we did was before the whole drama this year
Sariaboutthat: Wait you guys used to have DND gatherings???
Sariabouthat: Why didn't you guys tell me?!
Onebigbulk: Well a lot's been happening
Beegonethot: Then no time like tonight to get drunk and defeat things using the power of imagination!
Beegonethot: Hopefully none of it's gone because of school.
TooOP: And if you guys get drunk? I may not have school tomorrow, but you guys still do
Ontheprowl: I'll just ring Blitzwing
Beegonethot: Assuming he won't join us
TooOP: Assuming he even knows my home address
Onebigbulk: So.... DND?
TooOP: ....
TooOP: sure
Sariaboutthat: Niceee
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31 April, 5:03pm
TooOP: You didn't have to stand up for me Bulkhead
Bulkhead: I wanted to and he has been horrible to almost everyone.
TooOP: I wouldn't want you getting into trouble
Beegonethot: HE didn't have to say that!!
Sariaboutthat: What happened??
Beegonethot: Sentidick said some stupid stuff about Optimus' last day. It was dumb and horrible
Onebigbulk: And I almost jumped on him. And I'm not gonna say sorry because we all know he deserved it
Sariaboutthat: Should've let him, it'd make for a beautiful meme
Ontheprowl: Well it's not worth the time. Especially on someone like him.
TooOP: Exactly
TooOP: And I'd imagine it doesn't concern me anymore
TooOP: Though I'm a bit disappointed he hasn't even taken the time he now has to change
Sariaboutthat: Was that a burn? I felt that was a burn. It was an intellectual burn
TooOP: Let's just enjoy ourselves tonight alright? I would like to take my mind off things and hopefully not break down from the realization of everything
Ontheprowl: Sure
Beegonethot: Ive got us the gooodss :DDD
TooOP: How on earth did you sneak that in???
Beegonethot: You know Dr Ratchet actually spotted me shoving the bottles into my bag and he just waved a hand and said 'drink safe'
Sariaboutthat: What a legend
TooOP: And no, you're not taking any Sari
Sariaboutthat: I don't know what you're talking about, that stuff is gross
Beegonethot: There will come a time where such words will no longer be true
Sariaboutthat: Until then, I'll enjoy my youthful innocence
Sariaboutthat: NOW ONTO CONQUEST
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"Emergency"
Ratchet - Ratchet
Optimus Prime – TooOP
31 April, 9:32pm
Ratchet: For the love of god don't get yourselves drunk to oblivion
TooOP: I think it's too late for Bee
Ratchet:......
TooOP: In my defense I attempted to stop him
Ratchet: Whatever, knock yourselves out
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"Ride Or Die"
Optimus Prime – TooOP
Bumblebee – Beegonethot
Bulkhead – Onebigbulk
Prowl – Ontheprowl
Sari – Sariaboutthat
Megatron – Megaslut
Blackarachnia – Arachnophobia
Starscream – Starringme
Lugnut – Luggingbaggage
Strika- Strikayoudown
Blitzwing - Blitzbrainiac
Shockwave – Shockinglyhandsome
Soundwave – Soundthealarm
Jazz - Smoothjazz
Jetstorm - Stormjet
Jetfire - Firejet
Blurr - g2gfast
Eula - Euniverselycute
Velda - Velkerie
Blazertrail - Blazingthroughhell
31 April, 11:03pm
Beegonethot: video.mov
Euniversallycute: the fuck is Bee doing on a table singing bohemian rhapsody but not really
Smoothjazz: The singing is a bit tragic
Shockinglyhandsome: Oh my god is that dnd
Sariaboutthat: He rolled to sing an ogre to sleep so we can get treasure
Sariaboutthat: The ogre oddly looks like Sentinel
Sariaboutthat: And I don't think he knows the lyrics at all
Velkerie: He knows he doesn't have to sing it right?
TooOP: He's drunk
Velkerie: ohhhh
Ontheprowl: passedout.png
Ontheprowl: He passed out at Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
Blitzbrainiac: I guess it didn't work
Blitzbrainiac: Need back up? :D
Ontheprowl: Maybe not for the game, but we do need someone to help bring them back home
Blazingthroughhell: Is bulkhead drunk?
Sariaboutthat: Tipsy's the right word
Velkerie: Aren't you drunk Prowl?
Ontheprowl: I never get drunk
Smoothjazz: He does
Ontheprowl: shh
Megaslut: I think I can pick them up.
Onetheprowl: Good because I don't want the death of anyone on me or my motorcycle
Megaslut: Bee better not ruin my car
TooOP: I think he can manage.... I hope.
TooOP: I owe you if he does
Megaslut: More like Bee owes me
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1 May, 6:03am
Beegonethot: guys i dont feel so good
Beegonethot: *disintegrates*
Megasliut: You owe me a new seat
Beegonethot: Oh shit
Shockinglyhandsome: Press F to pay respects
Sariaboutthat: F
Velkerie: F
Euniversallycute: F
g2gfast: F
Soundthealarm: F
Stormjet: This being very sad
Firejet: Siri, please be playing the Despacito
Shockinglyhandsome: Oh my god you both did it. you one up-ed me
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"Gucci Duo"
Megatron – Megaslut
Blackarachnia – Arachnophobia
3 May, 3:02pm
Arachnophobia: Nothing so far?
Megaslut: Nothing
Arachnophobia: Shit
Arachnophobia: How's Optimus doing?
Megaslut: Why not ask him?
Arachnophobia: It's embarrassing
Megaslut: It's not embarrassing to ask
Arachnophobia: Look I don't know how to explain, I just feel awkward if I ask
Megaslut: And you say I'm awkward
Megaslut: Just ask him, aren't you two friends
Arachnophobia:...fine
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"Ride Or Die"
Optimus Prime – TooOP
Bumblebee – Beegonethot
Bulkhead – Onebigbulk
Prowl – Ontheprowl
Sari – Sariaboutthat
Megatron – Megaslut
Blackarachnia – Arachnophobia
Starscream – Starringme
Lugnut – Luggingbaggage
Strika- Strikayoudown
Blitzwing - Blitzbrainiac
Shockwave – Shockinglyhandsome
Soundwave – Soundthealarm
Jazz - Smoothjazz
Jetstorm - Stormjet
Jetfire - Firejet
Blurr - g2gfast
Eula - Euniverselycute
Velda - Velkerie
Blazertrail - Blazingthroughhell
5 May, 8:05pm
Stormjet: Quick I need knowing Chemistry things!!
Firejet: And I need help in everything!!
Euniversallycute: And I need a drink
Sariaboutthat: You're not legal
Euniversallycute: not in a few years
Euniversallycute: And it doesn't have to be a drink drink. I just want fruit juice
TooOP: We can meet in the Detroit area, I can help with that
Stormjet: THANK YOU
Firejet: BLESS YOURS SOUL
Shockinglyhandsome: If it's science I happen to be an expertise on that
Arachnophobia: Don't you mean exploding things because you can?
Shockinglyhandsome: That's Wheeljack. I on the other hand do it to test out hypothesis
Smoothjazz: wait so you were the one who exploded our Chem lab
Shockinglyhandsome: errrrr
Shockinglyhandsome: u see nothing
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“MegOP”
Megatron – Megaslut
Optimus Prime – TooOP
9 May, 8:05pm
TooOP: you know maybe we should stop worrying about the thing
Megaslut: what?
TooOP: The proposal thing. I don't think it'll come back
Megaslut: It takes time
TooOP: Yeah but not this long
Megaslut: In all fairness, this is beyond the decision of the school
TooOP: I just want this to be over and move on, even if this doesn't turn out well
Megaslut:....
TooOP: Sorry, I just don't really think it'd happen. This is one hell of a proposal. And a bold one.
Megaslut: I know. But we have to at least fight
Megaslut: and if it doesn't work there's always the strike option
TooOP: What's with you and the violent options
Megaslut: All great things that happened couldn't have happened if we didn't have people standing up for themselves using force
TooOP: In the wise words of Bee
TooOP: Big yikes
Megaslut: And I trust at least they would be smarter than the school execs
TooOP: But if it still doesn't work
TooOP: Thank you either way
TooOP: More than just helping me out now, even before and when we first met actually
Megaslut: And I could say the same.... More than that actually.
TooOP: I mean hey, we could still pop by each other's
Megaslut: Don't give up on it
TooOP: At this rate, it'd be a miracle
Megaslut: If it really will happen.....
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10 May, 7:01am
Megaslut: Holy shit
TooOP: what why do i have 16 missed calls from you
Megaslut: HOLY SHIT
TooOP: What????
Megaslut: A FUCKING MIRACLE
TooOP: wait
TooOP: holy shit
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(Text Excerpt)
10 May, 6:00am
"Proposal: (Submitted on 25 April, 2:15pm)
Cybertron high has lately been seeing a decrease in the amount of graduates getting full paid jobs as compared to that of data from 20**. This is due to the number of students having little to none financial backing to help continue their studies in Cybertron High despite their exceptional grades.
And it is because of the lack of financial help that these students are unable to recieve proper education to allow themselves to graduate, even to participate in events, trips and opportunities to help their growth, in education, and personally.
With the help of my council, and students who themselves face difficult financial situations, we have drawn up a proposal that would help benefit the students and Cybertron High.
The school has a large influence of higher class families enrolling in the school, and many of those that require financial help produce similar grades, some even more so than students from the higher class. Yet while both are required to pay similar costs for school expense, it greatly affects families who struggle financially and not so much for families of higher class.
We propose that firstly, the school reduce the costs needed for families who struggle financially to pay to enter the school. This can be applied to students who apply for financial help.
Likewise, students who apply for financial help, whether before this proposal is implemented, or after, can have more opportunities to go on trips and opportunities with little to no need to pay as much, with the help of the school. A portion of the school's funding from special events organised by the school for the public can aid in sponsoring trips as well.
While this allows students to continue their education without financial problems hindering their progress, it also increases the number of successful graduates from Cybertron High, encouraging more students in the near future to join Cybertron High and raise its prestige and popularity as a choice amongst new students with much bigger potential.
We hope that this proposal can be approved, and while it only covers the surface, it can be further explored with the help of you and our school.
Yours sincerely,
Megatronus
President of The Student Council Of Cybertron High
.
With thorough consideration of the proposal given to us by the student, Megatronus of Cybertron High, we accept the proposal. We hope to implement it starting this week, and provide help to students as soon as it is official.
- Alpha Trion
Notes:
as ya'll can tell, I've not written a proposal since..... *reads calender*.... Since I was born
Chapter 38: Decepto-slut-cunts
Summary:
Arachnaphobia: Hold on
(Arachnophobia removed Megaslut and TooOP from the chat)
Blazingthroughhell: oh shit is this the part where stuff gets heavy
Notes:
*looks at time* oh dear.....oh no.... OwO💦💦
Chapter Text
"Ride Or Die"
Optimus Prime – TooOP
Bumblebee – Beegonethot
Bulkhead – Onebigbulk
Prowl – Ontheprowl
Sari – Sariaboutthat
Megatron – Megaslut
Blackarachnia – Arachnophobia
Starscream – Starringme
Lugnut – Luggingbaggage
Strika- Strikayoudown
Blitzwing - Blitzbrainiac
Shockwave – Shockinglyhandsome
Soundwave – Soundthealarm
Jazz - Smoothjazz
Jetstorm - Stormjet
Jetfire - Firejet
Blurr - g2gfast
Eula - Euniverselycute
Velda - Velkerie
Blazertrail - Blazingthroughhell
15 May, 12:10pm
Beegonethot: Guys I have composed a song and Id like yall to hear it
Strikayoudown: Primus save me from your obnoxious voice
Beegonethot: excuse you i have a voice of an angel
Blitzbrainiac: If anything it sounds like you're still going though puberty
Blitzbrainiac: Tiny child tiny child!!!
Beegonethot: IM A FULLY GROWN YOUNG ADULT
Ontheprowl: that refused to pay tickets for speeding
Onebigbulk: I was a witness
Shockinglyhandsome: Tiny bug does crimes, exposed
Beegonethot: dont crime shame me
Euniversallycute: One of these days it'll bite you in the butt
Beegonethot: Do you guys wanna hear the song or not???
Arachnophobia: If it humors us
Beegonethot: Then you have to wait until Optimus gets back
Strikayoudown: I'll strangle you
Smoothjazz: If you do Lugnut will make it worse
Luggingbaggage: Music boy is right
Smoothjazz: My greatest achievement is being named music boy
Smoothjazz: next to getting a boyfriend
Blazingthroughhell: Weird flex but okay
Firejet: I think it being very cute :)
Sariaboutthat: When's Optimus coming back?
Arachnophobia: By the end of the week. At least that's what Megatron says
g2gfast: hes yeet to get his opapers for the financial help and stuff skzo its d take him a while bft once he sends in teh papers to school hes free to come back within three days ffof submssion
Euniversallycute: haha yeet
Beegonethot: Speaking of, where's the big guy Megaslut anyway, I'd think he'd be in school today
Luggingbaggage: Like we would say anything about what he's doing!!
Strikayoudown: He told us that he'd be busy with stuff outside of school
Beegonethot: lmao thanks
Sariaboutthat: And let me guess, its got stuff to do with Optimus?
Blitzbrainiac: Judging by how his list of only important things he does concerns either the Decepticon committee, memes or Optimus, I think its safe to say so
Blitzbraniac: And if possible, OPTIMUS MEMES!!
Onebigbulk: They've gotten a lot closer lately
Arachnophobia: They've always have, its just that one made the move a little too early
Sariaboutthat: Exposing Megatron? 👀
Arachnophobia: I'm one of his friends that has for a long ass time kept his shit together so yeah I'm legally allowed to expose him
Sariaboutthat: nice
Smoothjazz: So you're implying that the two would actually be interested in dating?
g2gfast: Since when were they in love?
Euniversallycute: oh you sweet naive summer child
Sariaboutthat: HELLO?? HAVE YOU SEEN THE WAY THEY TALK???
Blazingthroughhell: It's honestly sweet
Beegonethot: more like tooth rotting
Firejet: The rotting of the tooth being from them being cute? Would not they fall off??? Is that possible??????
Stormjet: It be an idiom brother
Firejet: ah
Strikayoudown: but the big downer is that both are either too busy or just too embarrassed to even say shit. Espacially after that last confession.
Sariaboutthat: What's even stopping them anyway??? I'd think Optimus would be the kind to be straightforward!
Sariaboutthat: And I've seen how Optimus acts around Megatron. And Megatron too.
Arachnaphobia: Hold on
(Arachnophobia removed Megaslut and TooOP from the chat)
Blazingthroughhell: oh shit is this the part where stuff gets heavy
Arachnophobia: It was stuff concerning Sentinel
Beegonethot: oh.....
Onebigbulk: I don't get it. Optimus kicked Sentinel's butt!...right?
Arachnophobia: It's way beyond that. Its more personal. And I can tell you guys this much
Shockinglyhandsome: Alright, stop with the weird emotions and all that! We're Decepticunts! We make the most of a situation and cause chaos!!
Sariaboutthat: but half of us are technically not decepticunts
Shockinglyhandsome: Well you guys are now so suck it!
Firejet: huh
Stormjet: I'm a bit of a confused
Smoothjazz: Sometimes its best just to roll with it
Shockinglyhandsome: Thanks to a certain someone, we're finally headed on a vacation!!! And a plan :)
Euniversallycute: oh primus please tell me v wasnt involved
Shockinglyhandsome: And with lovely assistance from V, we have concocted a master plan to get the two smushing lips!!
Blazingthroughhell: eww ew gross dont ever say that
Arachnophobia: I am in agreement
Velkerie: I heard the summoning of my name
Shockinglyhandsome: Once our gruelling hell passes, we can put our plan to motion :)
Velkerie: Which will involved every single one of you. And yes, even you former Autobot committees
Beegonethot: Technically in the sub category of Autosluts.... But go on
Shockinglyhandsome: Hold onto your seats and butts cause this is gonna be one hell of a plan :)
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“MegOP”
Megatron – Megaslut
Optimus Prime – TooOP
15 May, 12:29pm
Megaslut: Sure you got all the papers?
TooOP: Megatron I've handled many papers in my lifetime and I do not recall ever forgetting anything
Megaslut: You'll never know
TooOP: Im doing fine, besides, since we already have financial aid, it's just applying for the programme that's all.
Megaslut: yeah i know. Im just a little excited..?
TooOP: whats with the ?
Megaslut: Dunno, I guess its a bit surreal that this shits happening. All because I didn't want you kicked out of school
TooOP: I think its more than that, you wanted to do it for many more reasons and people. And you know what? It paid off
Megaslut: it did
TooOP: something else on your mind?
Megaslut: its really weird. I've tried to send in similar proposals many times before. Nothing came out of it
TooOP: oh?
Megaslut: I'd like to think that you helped out. Your friends too. Thank you
TooOP: You technically did most of the work. But I'll accept it nonetheless because if I don't you'd do something to make me accept it
Megaslut: smartass
TooOP: and to you too
Megaslut: I'm at the station so we can meet and submit the papers to the school office
TooOP: And what about class?
Megaslut: I might get an earful but she can't do shit since I already finished her assignments
TooOP: You're an absolute terror
Megaslut: I know :)
TooOP: I won't take long, just a few minutes
Megaslut: Then I'll see you then
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"Ride Or Die"
Optimus Prime – TooOP
Bumblebee – Beegonethot
Bulkhead – Onebigbulk
Prowl – Ontheprowl
Sari – Sariaboutthat
Megatron – Megaslut
Blackarachnia – Arachnophobia
Starscream – Starringme
Lugnut – Luggingbaggage
Strika- Strikayoudown
Blitzwing - Blitzbrainiac
Shockwave – Shockinglyhandsome
Soundwave – Soundthealarm
Jazz - Smoothjazz
Jetstorm - Stormjet
Jetfire - Firejet
Blurr - g2gfast
Eula - Euniverselycute
Velda - Velkerie
Blazertrail - Blazingthroughhell
15 May, 12:34pm
Beegonethot: Oh I am in
Smoothjazz: Normally Im not one for these sorts of things... But this is going to be interesting
Shockinglyhandsome: *insert sinister cackle*
Soundthealarm: sinistercackle.mp4
Shockinglyhandsome: 👌
Shockinglyhandsome: And now the fools shall not know of this :)
(All messages pertaining to this day has been removed)
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15 May, 1:30pm
(Arachnophobia added TooOP and Megaslut to the chat)
Megaslut: what happened?
Arachnophobia: I think my phone bugged and removed both of you by accident
Beegonethot: Nothing big
TooOP: okay...?
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“MegOP”
Megatron – Megaslut
Optimus Prime – TooOP
15 May, 1:45pm
TooOP: im scared
Megaslut: As you should be when Decepticunts and Autosluts join forces
Chapter 39: Squad's Back, Squad's Back!!!
Summary:
Megaslut: You looked a bit down before we parted
TooOP: It's dumb
Megaslut: Nothing's dumb when it concerns the heart
TooOP: Poetic much?
Megaslut: I dabble in the trade
Notes:
Alright I was definitely late with no excuses, I've been piling myseld with work and it be nasty, BUT I NEED THE BOYS ON A VACATION DAMMIT
Chapter Text
"Ride Or Die"
Optimus Prime – TooOP
Bumblebee – Beegonethot
Bulkhead – Onebigbulk
Prowl – Ontheprowl
Sari – Sariaboutthat
Megatron – Megaslut
Blackarachnia – Arachnophobia
Starscream – Starringme
Lugnut – Luggingbaggage
Strika- Strikayoudown
Blitzwing - Blitzbrainiac
Shockwave – Shockinglyhandsome
Soundwave – Soundthealarm
Jazz - Smoothjazz
Jetstorm - Stormjet
Jetfire - Firejet
Blurr - g2gfast
Eula - Euniverselycute
Velda - Velkerie
Blazertrail - Blazingthroughhell
17 May, 8:03am
Stromjet: Wait is that Optimus I be seeing in the hallways?
Firejet: HE'S BACK?!
Sariaboutthat: You didn't know? Optimus is back today!
Megaslut: And lucky for the both of you, you missed out on Bumblebee's seranading
Beegonethot: HEY!!!
Strikayoudown: It was terrible
Ontheprowl: Very terrible
Luggingbaggage: I couldn't believe you'd let Strika hear that
Blitzbrainiac: Sadder than my seranades
Beegonethot: It's really not
Smoothjazz: Yeah it was horrible. All wrong notes.
Beegonethot: It wasn't that bad!!!
Beegonethot; I mean I probably hit a key off but I wrote it with all my heart!!
Euniversallycute: There there, we know you worked hard
Beegonethot: Someone gets it!
Euniversallycute: But yeah it was nasty
Beegonethot: >:O
TooOP: Sorry but it really was off key
Beegonethot: My feelings... :'(
Stormjet: I'm really happy to be seeing you back Optimus!!!
TooOP: Me too :)
TooOP: Though I did miss out on all those papers
Megaslut: I think we still have History and Literature for today and that's it.
Strikayoudown: And I don't think anyone can be bias about your school record, you should be fine
TooOP: yeah I know, but I'm more worried for Bee
Beegonethot: EXCUSE YOU I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I'M PREPARED FOR IT
Onebigbulk: are you though?
Beegonethot: yea u right i need help pls help
TooOP: We can go through some stuff before the exam.
Beegonethot: THANK YOU :')))))
Megaslut: I believe you're the parasite to your team's braincells
Beegonethot: First off, I'm sharing it, and secondly, they don't mind sharing
Ontheprowl: Afraid I have issues, I already have Blitzwing asking for it.
Sariaboutthat: Remember when Blitzwing convinced you to parkour over the school roof
TooOP: Since when???
Velkerie: Last week.
TooOP: And you guys didn't tell me???
Onebigbulk; We couldn't tell you our one good functioning brain cell in the group was waning
Ontheprowl: I don't even know how I got to the roof but yeah, I stopped myself.
Blitzbrainiac: Prowl! Let's steal from the rich!!!
Smoothjazz: what
TooOP: NO
Ontheprowl: weirdly I'm down for that
Megaslut: Rob my parents and I'll pay you an extra 50 bucks
TooOP: Oh my primus-
Beegonethot: Sorry Optimus, but you're forever stuck to us, legally and contractually
Blitzbrainiac: I'm surprised you learnt those two words given your lack of common sense
Beegonethot: OPTIMUS BLITZBRAIN IS BULLYING ME
TooOP: He's right though
Beegonethot SKJSDJ DSC DS
Blazingthroughhell: That was beautiful
Onebigbulk: It really was
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17 May, 10:03pm
Beegonethot: IT'S OVER
Firejet: We still be having one more test....
Beegonethot: Eh I'll skim through
Sariaboutthat: You mean ride AND die
Beegonethot: You and I both know I'll still live on to make memes out of this shit school
Megaslut: A man of good culture
Sariaboutthat: Like that one time you made a meme of yourself when you jumped into the trash can trying to catch a bird
Beegonethot: That bird stole my lunch.
Beegonethot: it was important and it hurt my feelings
TooOP: Primus are you okay???
Beegonethot: I was stinky for like a good day or two until Dr Ratchet chased me down
Sariaboutthat: Greatest chase since that time Megatron tried to give you cash
Strikayoudown: If it were that serious Megatron or Blackarachnia would've called
Arachnophobia: But It'd mostly be me because Megaslut would've used the time to make a meme out of it
Megaslut: It's true
TooOP: right
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17 May, 10:03pm
Euniversallycute: WE ARE ALIVE
Beegonethot: Great! We can forget about everything we've learnt and start thinking about the now!! Which issss......
Beegonethot: *Insert drumrolls*
Sariaboutthat: *ratatatatatatatat*
Shockinglyhandsome: *wii music*
Beegonethot: Thank you Sari... And no thanks to you Shockwave
Beegonethot: BEACH EPISODE BABY
Sariaboutthat: We can go to that fast food place down the street and talk about it.
Strikayoudown: Are you going to invite Starscream?
Megaslut: Sure, but he's gonna gloat about the luxury villa he has
Smoothjazz: Yeah I'm down for that.
Sariaboutthat: ONWARD
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“Autosluts”
Optimus Prime – TooOP
Bumblebee – Beegonethot
Bulkhead – Onebigbulk
Prowl – Ontheprowl
Sari – Sariaboutthat
17 May, 3:12pm
TooOP: Just how much did I miss?
Beegonethot: It really wasn't that much, just a fee stupid things here and there and a lot of talling about the vacation trip.
TooOP: How on earth will I afford it....
Sariaboutthat: Don't worry, I think Starscream's sponsoring the stay. And most of the food's gonna be a shared cost thingie or something
Ontheprowl: I checked already, tickets to the amusement park have a discount because of their anniversary.
Onebigbulk: It's alright Optimus, there's nothing to worry about.
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"Ride Or Die"
Optimus Prime – TooOP
Bumblebee – Beegonethot
Bulkhead – Onebigbulk
Prowl – Ontheprowl
Sari – Sariaboutthat
Megatron – Megaslut
Blackarachnia – Arachnophobia
Starscream – Starringme
Lugnut – Luggingbaggage
Strika- Strikayoudown
Blitzwing - Blitzbrainiac
Shockwave – Shockinglyhandsome
Soundwave – Soundthealarm
Jazz - Smoothjazz
Jetstorm - Stormjet
Jetfire - Firejet
Blurr - g2gfast
Eula - Euniverselycute
Velda - Velkerie
Blazertrail - Blazingthroughhell
17 May, 5:23pm
Beegonethot: Remember!! It's on Saturday, first week of June!!
Shockinglyhandsome: AND BRING THE GOOD SHIT ONLY
Arachnophobia: Wow I've never seen someone so excited for something ever, except that time you commissioned that mural
TooOP: so it was you
Shockinglyhandsome: I had to do it to em
TooOP: respectable
Strikayoudown: @Arachnophobia @Sariaboutthat @Euniversallycute @Velkerie @Blazingthroughhell Wanna go and look at stuff for the trip?
Sariaboutthat: YEAH
Blazingthroughhell: 👌
Euniversallycute: LETS GO
Beegonethot: I thought you were gonna join me :(
Sariaboutthat: Sorry Bee, but they make better choices than you u-u
Beegonethot: B E T R A Y A L
Shockinglyhandsome: Where's Megaslut?
Megaslut: Walking home with Optimus, we'll see each other tommorrow
Shockinglyhandsome: cool beans cool beans have fun smooching
Megaslut: For fucks sake Shockwave Optimus is in here
Soundthealarm: :)
Megaslut: You do not side with a man that holds alot of bullshit
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“MegOP”
Megatron – Megaslut
Optimus Prime – TooOP
17 May, 5:42pm
Megaslut: Something wrong?
TooOP: ?
Megaslut: You looked a bit down before we parted
TooOP: It's dumb
Megaslut: Nothing's dumb when it concerns the heart
TooOP: Poetic much?
Megaslut: I dabble in the trade
Megaslut: So what's eating you?
TooOP: I didn't think that I'd miss just as much during my time away
TooOP: And I feel sad about it, but it's dumb because it's alright if friends don't share some things, but I still feel.... I don't know. It feels like I'm missing out.
Megaslut: From what I've known and heard, it might be your paranoiac nature to known everything. And coupled in anxiety.
TooOP: I don't think I do, I thought I got over it.
Megaslut: Might
TooOP: Still....
Megaslut: You obsess over the minute details, you concern yourself too much with the emotions and thoughts of others and you always learnt to put someone else first before you.
Megaslut: I'm not saying you do have it, and it's not serious. You just do concern yourself too much with others to your own expense. It's just something I notice.
TooOP: Even if it were the case I don't want to feel that
Megaslut: I know Optimus.
Megaslut: Som of a bitch Sentinel and Ultra Magnus did that shit to you
TooOP: It's not really them really..... And I'm over it. I think I'm over it. I don't know
Megaslut: They abused it
Megaslut: Do you need me to come over?
TooOP: No, it's fine.
Megaslut: We can talk about it if you want
TooOP: Maybe I'd like to sleep instead. Its been a day for first day back
Megaslut: Yeah
Megaslut: Don't push too hard on it.
TooOP: I know, I'll try...?
Megaslut: Whenever I get the slightest hint of anxiety back when I was living with my parents, I just tell myself to stop and rethink. Its nothing much at all, but its a big help. Maybe it'd help
TooOP: thank you megs :)
Megaslut: Happy to help
TooOP: Oh and... Don't tell em. Bee , Bulkhead... You know
Megaslut: Of course Optimus.
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"Emergency"
Ratchet - Ratchet
Optimus Prime - TooOP
17 May, 6:15pm
TooOP: hey Ratchet, I got a question.... And I need help
TooOP: How much time do you have
Ratchet: As long as it needs
Ratchet: Just shoot it kid
TooOP: thank you.
Chapter 40: Schemes And Secrets
Summary:
Arachnophobia: I'm not helping you out of it, they have dragged me in as well
TooOP: Elita pls you're my last line of defence-
Arachnophobia: You have Megaslut you'll be fine
Megaslut: hey-
Chapter Text
"Ride Or Die"
Optimus Prime – TooOP
Bumblebee – Beegonethot
Bulkhead – Onebigbulk
Prowl – Ontheprowl
Sari – Sariaboutthat
Megatron – Megaslut
Blackarachnia – Arachnophobia
Starscream – Starringme
Lugnut – Luggingbaggage
Strika- Strikayoudown
Blitzwing - Blitzbrainiac
Shockwave – Shockinglyhandsome
Soundwave – Soundthealarm
Jazz - Smoothjazz
Jetstorm - Stormjet
Jetfire - Firejet
Blurr - g2gfast
Eula - Euniverselycute
Velda - Velkerie
Blazertrail - Blazingthroughhell
21 May, 10:30am
Beegonethot: grades.png
Beegonethot: hhhnnnnggggggg
Sariaboutthat: Oh wow I'm surprised you barely passed
Euniversallycute: Is that supposed to be a good thing
Onebigbulk: Congrats Bee! You don't need to go to remedial classes
Beegonethot: I was so surprised I felt absolutely nothing
Ontheprowl: He just stood at the class door when class was over
Megaslut: And I captured the glorious moment
Megaslut: greatestmeme.png
Shockinglyhandsome: If you look close enough, you can see his soul leave his body out of shock whiplash
TooOP: Oh dear
Beegonethot: This is how I will be remembered u,,-,,u
Strikayoudown: If Bee passed, I would assume everyone did as well
Firejet: I passed!
Stormjet: And with the helping of Optimus! My English improved!
Smoothjazz: Ey! Not bad you two!
Sariaboutthat: Then what about your other subjects?
Firejet: Oh those are being fine
Stormjet: We are the very smartest, so we do okay
Euniversallycute: God I wish that were me
Blitzbrainiac: I would've gotten full marks on my history test if they didn't see the butt I tried to erase off
Sariaboutthat: Big oof 😔
g2gfast: Weird fledx but oay
g2gfast: *okay
TooOP: I passed fortunately
Euniversallycute: What about the papers you missed out
Strikayoudown: They take your overall conduct and put that in marks, and if they don't, it breaks the rules
Luggingbaggae: Which I will take full offence
TooOP: thanks Lugnut :)
Arachnophobia: And I'm pretty sure that's illegal.
Euniversallycute: Does that mean all of us are officially part of the beach episode?
Beegonethot: OKay I've returned
Beegonethot: YES
Megaslut: @Smoothjazz is that ginger head boyfriend of yours joining
Smoothjazz: He said he can make it
Smoothjazz: And he's gunmax >:/
Megaslut: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Shockinglyhandsome: Just a few more days and we can kiss school goodbye and enjoy vacation :'))))
Velkerie: Its only for a month
Shockinglyhandsome: shh let me dream
Shockingyhandsome: Don't mind me but instead of thinking about the shithole, I'll concoct the masterplan :)
Megaslut: You're still onto that
Beegonethot: yes
Shockinglyhandsome: yes
Velkerie: Yes
Strikayoudown: Sorry but, we have to do it to you two
TooOP: but why me
Arachnophobia: I'm not helping you out of it, they have dragged me in as well
TooOP: Elita pls you're my last line of defence
Arachnophobia: You have Megaslut you'll be fine
Megaslut: hey-
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"Gucci Duo"
Megatron – Megaslut
Blackarachnia – Arachnophobia
21 May, 10:40am
Megaslut: You can't even share one single word about it?
Arachnophobia: I was sworn to a bro code
Megaslut: But arachnia
Megaslut: We're the bros
Arachnophobia; Not for the next two weeks we are
Arachnophobia: I know of no Megaslut bro
Megaslut: BLACKARACHNIA
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“MegOP”
Megatron – Megaslut
Optimus Prime – TooOP
24 May, 1:03pm
Megaslut: Anything from your side?
TooOP: Not a word
TooOP: Not even a chocolate bribe
Megaslut: Damn
Megaslut: They really want this to happen
TooOP: It's not so bad really
TooOP: I think
Megaslut: Please clarify because a bunch of scheming bastards is just as chaotic as it sounds, even if you attempt to ignore it
TooOP: They seem to be enjoying themselves, and as long as its harmless...?
TooOP: I hope its harmless
Megaslut: Well, the decepticunts have another bunch of guys to disturb I guess.
Megaslut: You know if what they do gets off hand, we can just tell them to stop and they will
TooOP: I know
TooOP: But I know they won't do anything that will make us uncomfortable or dangerous
Megaslut: You're right
TooOP: I trust em
Megaslut: Good that you do
Megaslut: I mean it
TooOP: yeah
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“Autosluts”
Optimus Prime – TooOP
Bumblebee – Beegonethot
Bulkhead – Onebigbulk
Prowl – Ontheprowl
Sari – Sariaboutthat
26 May, 4:03pm
Beegonethot: You know I never asked this, but are you afraid of heights Optimus?
TooOP: er... not that I know of...?
Beegonethot: I see i see isee
TooOP: What about it...?
TooOP: Bee?
TooOP: Bee what about it
TooOP: BEE
Sariaboutthat: Lmao
TooOP: WHAT ABOUT IT
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“Decepticunts”
Megatron – Megaslut
Blackarachnia – Arachnophobia
Starscream – Starringme
Lugnut – Luggingbaggage
Strika- Strikayoudown
Blitzwing - Blitzbrainiac
Shockwave – Shockinglyhandsome
Soundwave – Soundthealarm
28 May, 2:18pm
Shockinglyhandsome: @Starringme On a scale of 1 to 10, how prone is Megatron to horror
Starringme: He once laughed at a horror decapitation scene because "he deserved it"
Megaslut: I'm right here
Shockinglyhandsome: Thank you for the information Starscream
Shockinglyhandsome: *Slides a $10*
Starringme: Bitch I ain't that cheap
Shockinglyhandsome: I am
Megaslut: I'M RIGHT HERE
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"Ride Or Die"
Optimus Prime – TooOP
Bumblebee – Beegonethot
Bulkhead – Onebigbulk
Prowl – Ontheprowl
Sari – Sariaboutthat
Megatron – Megaslut
Blackarachnia – Arachnophobia
Starscream – Starringme
Lugnut – Luggingbaggage
Strika- Strikayoudown
Blitzwing - Blitzbrainiac
Shockwave – Shockinglyhandsome
Soundwave – Soundthealarm
Jazz - Smoothjazz
Jetstorm - Stormjet
Jetfire - Firejet
Blurr - g2gfast
Eula - Euniverselycute
Velda - Velkerie
Blazertrail - Blazingthroughhell
31 May 9:01am
('Starringme' changed his username to 'Screamingintoavoid')
Screamingintoavoid: So we're getting there in a truck....
Velkerie: Two trucks
Blazingthroughhell: nice username?
Screamingintoavoid: It's called a glo up
Blazingthroughhell: *nice glo up
Beegonethot: We begrudgingly welcome you to the beach episode
Screamingintoavoid: you all will be thankful for my presence when you see what I got for you
Screamingintoavoid: As if sponsoring my villa wasn't fucking enough
Shockinglyhandsome: Less bitching, more beach episode
Shockinglyhandsome: Now get in the truck
Euniversallycute: This sounds like a plot to a murder
Shockingklyhandsome: Is it though?
Strikayoudown: Unless....
Blackarachnia: Unless :)
g2gfast: im scard
Beegonethot: BEACH EPISODE
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“MegOP”
Megatron – Megaslut
Optimus Prime – TooOP
31 May 9:05am
Megaslut: You comfortable?
TooOP: As comfortable as I would be knowing 19 of them are scheming something
Megaslut: hehe
Megaslut: Try not to think about it too much, it's how I deal with them
TooOP: How are you our school's student council president again....
Megaslut: Besides, you deserve to just let loose
Megaslut: nothing's gonna happen in a beach episode
TooOP: you just curse it YOU JUST CURSED IT
Megaslut: I did :))))))
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"Riding And Dying"
Bumblebee – Beegonethot
Bulkhead – Onebigbulk
Prowl – Ontheprowl
Sari – Sariaboutthat
Blackarachnia – Arachnophobia
Starscream – Screamingintoavoid
Lugnut – Luggingbaggage
Strika- Strikayoudown
Blitzwing - Blitzbrainiac
Shockwave – Shockinglyhandsome
Soundwave – Soundthealarm
Jazz - Smoothjazz
Jetstorm - Stormjet
Jetfire - Firejet
Blurr - g2gfast
Eula - Euniverselycute
Velda - Velkerie
Blazertrail - Blazingthroughhell
31 May 9:15am
(Strikayoudown added Screamingintoavoid into the chat)
Screamingintothevoid: So this is your hellsite of scheme plotting
Sariaboutthat: Twobroschillinginavan.png
Sariaboutthat: Five feet apart cause they're gay
Euniversallycute: Little do they know the shit we're brewing
Firejet: Will the plan be really working?
Beegonethot: If all goes according to plan, they should be holding hands and if we're lucky, catch em smooching
Screamingintoavoid: ew
Blazingthroughhell: Summer of love baby
Arachnophobia: And I don't want to see people making out
Luggingbaggage: That won't stop me because I can't read that
Strikayoudown: Sorry, but romance is inevitable
Beegonethot: Bleh
Beegonethot: Is Shockwave sleeping
Onebigbulk: Looks like it
Beegonethot: what if i
Beegonethot: :)
Beegonethot: Give him a spook
Sariaboutthat: BEE NO
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31 May 9:26am
Velkerie: I heard screaming from our car what happened
Blitzbrainiac: Bad news everyone
Euniversallycute: Holy shit....
Blitzbrainiac: Shockwave's still alive
Shockinglyhandsome: EJWBFJNLKNLKAFNLFN
Chapter 41: The Beach Episode: Part 1
Summary:
Onebigbulk: Where are they?
Ontheprowl: Bee's gone to hide from the demon
Beegonethot: Don't tell him I'm hiding in the storeroom
Shockinglyhandsome: BITCH I'M IN THIS CHAT
Beegonethot: LGKSJDFHIOH
Notes:
I'm sorry guys... I dragged myself into making another fanfic.... I could not stop myself.... :')
(Its a mer au by the way *wink wink* https://archiveofourown.org/works/22755901/chapters/54373696
Chapter Text
"Ride Or Die"
Optimus Prime – TooOP
Bumblebee – Beegonethot
Bulkhead – Onebigbulk
Prowl – Ontheprowl
Sari – Sariaboutthat
Megatron – Megaslut
Blackarachnia – Arachnophobia
Starscream – Screamingintoavoid
Lugnut – Luggingbaggage
Strika- Strikayoudown
Blitzwing - Blitzbrainiac
Shockwave – Shockinglyhandsome
Soundwave – Soundthealarm
Jazz - Smoothjazz
Jetstorm - Stormjet
Jetfire - Firejet
Blurr - g2gfast
Eula - Euniverselycute
Velda - Velkerie
Blazertrail - Blazingthroughhell
31 May, 10:32am
Euniversallycute: Holy fucking shit
Blazingthroughhell: THAT'S WHERE WE'RE STAYING????
TooOP: Where are you guys at?
Euniversallycute: I see you guys on the fucking villa balcony what the fuck
Arachnophobia: We're turning in on the slope
Strikayoudown: Hurry on up, we need to set some stuff up.
Screamingintoavoid: Yeesh I really haven't been to this place in a long while
Sariaboutthat: Is no one gonna talk about how we almost lost Shockwave on our trip
Onebigbulk: Where are they?
Ontheprowl: Bee's gone to hide from the demon
Beegonethot: Don't tell him I'm hiding in the storeroom
Shockinglyhandsome: BITCH I'M IN THIS CHAT
Beegonethot: LGKSJDFHIOH
Megaslut: Two of our most troublesome idiots are distracted at least.
Strikayoudown: We're almost done with the clean up, maybe when you all make it up here, you guys can help with the set up at the beach
Euniversallycute: I see the beach
Blazingthroughhell: 👌
Ontheprowl: Blitzwing and I will go down and help
Velkerie: Think I'll stay in the shade and watch you two turn into absolute disasters within seconds
Ontheprowl: On the contrary, I will be causing no trouble
Blitzbrainiac: That's not what you'll be saying when I challenge you to a duel
Smoothjazz: And I don't think im gonna question said duel or whatssit even about
Stormjet: I AM WISHING TO DUEL
Sariaboutthat: There's not a big crowd today, so I'd say its safe enough to duel
Shockinglyhandsome: Which is even better because that means we can cause as much chaos as we so desire
TooOP: Carrying bee like a wrestler and threatening to throw him at the beach is not chaos
Shockinglyhandsome: Shit
Beegonethot:KJCKJSCDECEIN HELP
Onebigbulk: I'm coming
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31 May, 10:59am
Euniversallycute: duel.png
Euniversallycute: They weren't kidding when they said they'll duel
Shockinglyhandsome: BEE. I CHALLENGE YOU TO A D-D-D-DUEL
Beegonethot: I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN YOURE IMPLYING IT
Sariaboutthat: We're gonna lose a good one
Onebigbulk: He will be missed
Blazingthroughhell: u-u
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31 May, 11:15am
TooOP: Where are you guys? We're finished
Megaslut: Is that Prowl in the air
Velkerie: It was to see how high Prowl could theoretically ricochet off someone if thrown
TooOP: Primus
Arachnophobia: We're at the bbq pit, think round the big ass tree
Megaslut: There are multiple big ass trees you have to be more specific
Strikayoudown: I see them
Beegonethot: IS THAT BLURR????
Euniversallycute: That was to test if speed could factor into a change in results
Euniversallycute: Blurr consented
TooOP: That's not the issue
Blazingthroughhell: We got the pit ready
Arachnophobia: You mean I got the pit ready
Blazingthroughell: Hey, if you tried to leave it on our hands, we would set the beach on fire
Euniversallycute: Its true, it almost happened
Arachnophobia: Blitzwing did it once and he didn't help did he
Velkerie: The boys are but our quality entertainment
Arachnophobia: hm, yeah youre right
Smoothjazz: We got food and stuff, mostly snacks if you're hungry while the food's cookin
Stormjet: Our saviour
Firejet: It do be true my brother
TooOP: wait blitzwing dont throw them both DONT THROW THEM BOPTH
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"Ladies Night"
Eula - Euniverselycute
Velda - Velkerie
Blazertrail - Blazingthroughhell
Sari – Sariaboutthat
Blackarachnia - Arachnophobia
Starscream - Starringintoavoid
31 May, 11:20am
Velkerie: throw.png
Arachnophobia: Haha nice
Blazingthroughhell: Since when did those two join our club?
Euniversallycute: And one of these is not like the other
Screamingintoavoid: rude much
Euniversallycute: apologies ur highness
Screamingintoavoid: Accepted on the account I now have blackmail
-
"Ride Or Die"
Optimus Prime – TooOP
Bumblebee – Beegonethot
Bulkhead – Onebigbulk
Prowl – Ontheprowl
Sari – Sariaboutthat
Megatron – Megaslut
Blackarachnia – Arachnophobia
Starscream – Screamingintoavoid
Lugnut – Luggingbaggage
Strika- Strikayoudown
Blitzwing - Blitzbrainiac
Shockwave – Shockinglyhandsome
Soundwave – Soundthealarm
Jazz - Smoothjazz
Jetstorm - Stormjet
Jetfire - Firejet
Blurr - g2gfast
Eula - Euniverselycute
Velda - Velkerie
Blazertrail - Blazingthroughhell
31 May, 11:43am
Sariaboutthat: image1.png
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image3.png
chickennuggets.png
Shockinglyhandsome: THOSE ARE MY CHICKEN NUGGETS
Screamingintoavoid: DONT SEE YOUR NAME ON IT
Shockinglyhandsome: THIS IS WAR
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31 May, 12:54pm
Sariaboutthat: seaweedman.png
Megaslut: Holy fucking shit
Shockinglyhandsome: shkhahwhh HAH-
Smoothjazz: What on earth happened
TooOP: Where are you guys????
Stormjet: Brother and I have been finding a bunch of mini sea ponds!
Blazingthroughhell: Tiny sea crater things
Euniversallycute: You know I don't think anyone knows what they're called
Sariaboutthat: Bee fell into one and now he's full of slime and algae
Firejet: It be hilarious!!
Beegonethot: its NOT FUNNY-
Megaslut: Watch this be a meme
TooOP: Megatron don't be mean
Beegonethot: OPTIMUS IS THE ONLY FRIEND I HAVE AND YA'LL ARE MEAN :(
Onebigbulk: I'll get you a towel
Beegonethot: Bulkhead is also a good friend unlike u pheasants >:(
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31 May, 1:23pm
Strikayoudown: Could you guys fucking clean up before running off and doing whatever fucking stupid shit you're up to
Shockinglyhandsome: Can't do, we found a cave
g2gfast: I dontt rust this cvaae
Euniversallycute: Its a very weird cave
Shockinglyhandsome: @megaslut Bet 20 bucks you don't got the guts to go in there
Megaslut: srsly....
Soundthealarm: @TooOP I'll give you 50 bucks if you go in there and come out unscathe
TooOP: Lets go Megatron
Megaslut: what t
-
"Riding and Dying"
Bumblebee – Beegonethot
Bulkhead – Onebigbulk
Prowl – Ontheprowl
Sari – Sariaboutthat
Blackarachnia – Arachnophobia
Starscream – Screamingintoavoid
Lugnut – Luggingbaggage
Strika- Strikayoudown
Blitzwing - Blitzbrainiac
Shockwave – Shockinglyhandsome
Soundwave – Soundthealarm
Jazz - Smoothjazz
Jetstorm - Stormjet
Jetfire - Firejet
Blurr - g2gfast
Eula - Euniverselycute
Velda - Velkerie
Blazertrail - Blazingthroughhell
31 May, 1:23pm
Shockinglyhandsome: I'm goin in
Shockinglyhandsome: Im gonna scare the crap outta em
Onebigbulk: Wait don't go in there
Ontheprowl: No wait
Ontheprowl: I want to see what happens
-
31 May, 1:30pm
Screamingintoavoid: Oi Shockbitch, what's going on
Soundthealarm: no signal down there
Onebigbulk: You know there's a reason why we don't try and scare Optimus
Blitzbrainiac: That's a scream if I ever heard one
Arachnophobia: I'm going over
-
"Ride Or Die"
Optimus Prime – TooOP
Bumblebee – Beegonethot
Bulkhead – Onebigbulk
Prowl – Ontheprowl
Sari – Sariaboutthat
Megatron – Megaslut
Blackarachnia – Arachnophobia
Starscream – Screamingintoavoid
Lugnut – Luggingbaggage
Strika- Strikayoudown
Blitzwing - Blitzbrainiac
Shockwave – Shockinglyhandsome
Soundwave – Soundthealarm
Jazz - Smoothjazz
Jetstorm - Stormjet
Jetfire - Firejet
Blurr - g2gfast
Eula - Euniverselycute
Velda - Velkerie
Blazertrail - Blazingthroughhell
31 May, 1:35pm
TooOP: GUYS WE NEED A FIRST AID KIT
Arachnophobia: I got it
Velkerie: what happened?
Megaslut: Shockwave tried to scare us and then Optimus does a 180 and fucking slams dunk the bitch
Megaslut: You didn't tell me you know how to kick ass
TooOP: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT IM SORYR
Ontheprowl: You really gave him a good swing to the head
TooOP: PRIMUS IS HE DEAD
Onebigbulk: Pretty sure no one dies from a small knock to the head
Arachnophobia: Calm down Optimus, he's had worse
TooOP: That is alarmingly uncomfortable to hear
Megaslut: Since when did you know how to punch like that????
TooOP: I learnt some moves and practiced...???
Arachnophobia: If you must know, this twunk knows how to fight, and he works out
Sariaboutthat: Why do you think he's a twunk?
Megaslut: Primus
TooOP: Twunk?????
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31 May, 1:47pm
Megaslut: Thereckoningofmegaslut.png
Megaslut: If he wants to be an asshole, two can play at that game
TooOP: Oh my primus
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31 May, 3:38pm
Arachnophobia: image1.png
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Sariaboutthat: By the way, that last game was definitely our way we have picture evidence
Beegonethot: WE BOTH FELL
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31 May, 4:15pm
Shockinglyhandsome: WHOMST THE FUCK
Megaslut: :/
Shockinglyhandsome:YOU RUINED MY FACE
Soundthealarm: Dare I say, it's art
Beegonethot: Agreed
Sariaboutthat: Agreed
Firejet: The fake beard is good
Shockinglyhandsome:.......
Stormjet: Its good for he never being able to grow one
Shockinglyhandsome: KLKJDWKLJADJ OI
-
"Padra Gang But Cooler"
Optimus Prime – TooOP
Blackarachnia – Arachnophobia
28 March, 5:35pm
Arachnophobia: Hey Optimus
TooOP: Oh elita
TooOP: Jazz and Gunmax need help with the trash
Arachnophobia: on it
TooOP: Something up?
Arachnophobia: Maybe
Arachnophobia: Actually nevermind
TooOP: You sure?
Arachnophobia: its nothing big I think, I'll tell you when it gets serious.
TooOP: Elita
Arachnophobia: We're here to have fun, not worry. Leave the worrying to me. I'm the one with the metal arm
TooOP: Alright
TooOP: But please don't punch anyone
Arachnophobia: No promises
-
"Ride Or Die"
Optimus Prime – TooOP
Bumblebee – Beegonethot
Bulkhead – Onebigbulk
Prowl – Ontheprowl
Sari – Sariaboutthat
Megatron – Megaslut
Blackarachnia – Arachnophobia
Starscream – Screamingintoavoid
Lugnut – Luggingbaggage
Strika- Strikayoudown
Blitzwing - Blitzbrainiac
Shockwave – Shockinglyhandsome
Soundwave – Soundthealarm
Jazz - Smoothjazz
Jetstorm - Stormjet
Jetfire - Firejet
Blurr - g2gfast
Eula - Euniverselycute
Velda - Velkerie
Blazertrail - Blazingthroughhell
31 May, 9:32pm
Onebigbulk: When are you guys getting back from the convenience store?
Firejet: We still be paying for the stuff!
Stormjet: I brought the chips!!!
Blazingthroughhell: Praise the chips u,,-,,u
Screamingintoavoid: Well some of us are already to bed, so we need to decide on where we're sleeping. I think there are 3 rooms with four beds and 4 rooms with queen sized beds.
Euniversallycute: Rich ass
Screamingintoavoid: Get yourself a sugar daddy
Euniversallycute:... gimme deets
g2gfast: DJAJEHFL NO
Screamingintoavoid: Hurry the fuck up and choose, this bitch needs his self care.
Sariaboutthat: Okay seesh
Blazingthroughhell: The ladies are taking one of the rooms with four beds!
Sariaboutthat: We got nail polish and video games :)))
Shockinglyhandsome: I need my nails redone, I'm coming
Beegonethot: And I desire all the colours
Arachnophobia: Screw rooming, I'm taking a room with me
Sariaboutthsat: Is that legal?
Strikayoudown: Last I heard from Starscream, yes
Screamingintoavoid: She threatened my nails, which I am very sure will suffer if I were to say otherwise
Arachnophobia: :)
Arachnophobia: Either that or you want an arm to the face. Don't ask
TooOP: Wait wouldnt it be better to draw lots
Smoothjazz: Gunmax and I call dibs on a queen size
Firejet: Bro and I shall being sharing a room with Soundwave and Shockwave!
Megaslut: Hey is it even alright to let two chaotic assholes share a room with two lawfuls?
Stormjet: What being lawfuls?
Shockinglyhandsome: I may be an asshole, but never to my proteges u-u
Euniversallycute: u h o h
g2gfast: dontw orry im bunkig in wih them
g2gfast: *worry *bunking *with
Euniversallycute: I hate to break it to you Blurr, but that's not gonna help
g2gfast: so litl efaith inme?
g2gfast: well ur rite
Firejet: WE BE PARTYING TILL WE BE DROPPING!!
Soundthealarm: >:)
TooOP: Should I be alarmed
Strikayoudown: Lugnut and I dibs on a queen size too
TooOP: @Megaslut they're ignoring us
Megaslut: You more like it
Beegonethot: Prowl Blitzwing and Bulkhead said theyre fine with us sharing, which means WERE ALSO GONNA PARTY TILL WE DROP
Blitzbrainiac: YEAAAHHHH
Ontheprowl: Hopefully not drop dead
Blazingthroughhell: Which means it leaves us with Optimus and Megatron
Megaslut: primus
TooOP: Guys
Shockinglyhandsome: With a queen size bed room
Megaslut: you little shits.
-
"Riding and Dying"
Bumblebee – Beegonethot
Bulkhead – Onebigbulk
Prowl – Ontheprowl
Sari – Sariaboutthat
Blackarachnia – Arachnophobia
Starscream – Screamingintoavoid
Lugnut – Luggingbaggage
Strika- Strikayoudown
Blitzwing - Blitzbrainiac
Shockwave – Shockinglyhandsome
Soundwave – Soundthealarm
Jazz - Smoothjazz
Jetstorm - Stormjet
Jetfire - Firejet
Blurr - g2gfast
Eula - Euniverselycute
Velda - Velkerie
Blazertrail - Blazingthroughhell
31 May 9:40pm
Sariaboutthat: And they were roommates :3c
Firejet: Oh my god they being roommates :Oc
Euniversallycute: Now they're 1 feet apart :)))))
-
“MegOP”
Megatron – Megaslut
Optimus Prime – TooOP
31 May 9:40pm
Megaslut: So the games have begun
TooOP: It's gonna be a long two days....
Chapter 42: The Beach Epsiode: Interlude
Summary:
"What do you want..."
"Just want to have a little heart to heart, nothing much."
"Last time we did you told me to fuck off."
"I'm just saying you either meet me now, or when your friends are around to see."
"....."
Notes:
Hnng sorry guys, school's starting so I'm having a whale of a time disassociating-
Chapter Text
(Missed call from Sentinel - 1 June, 2:01am)
(Missed call from Sentinel - 1 June, 2:02am)
(Missed call from Sentinel - 1 June, 2:04am)
(Missed call from Sentinel - 1 June, 2:05am)
(Missed call from Sentinel - 1 June, 2:06am)
(Call from Sentinel Prime - 1 June, 2:07am)
(Accept)
Caller excerpt:
Sentinel -> Optimus Prime
1 June, 2:07am
"....."
"Come on, not happy to see an old friend?"
"What do you want..."
"Just want to have a little heart to heart, nothing much."
"Last time we did you told me to fuck off."
"I'm just saying you either meet me now, or when your friends are around to see."
"....."
"Where."
"The large fountain by the beach resort. You won't miss it. And I know you're here. Me and my friends were having a party, and we happened to spot your little rag tag group."
"Don't fucking try anything funny."
"Profanity Optimus!"
"Make this conversation quick."
(call ended)
-
(video transcript - Detroit Beach Resort: Camera 15)
1 June, 2:23am
(Sentinel is standing by the street lamp. He looks up to something approaching in the distance)
"Optimus! Buddy!"
(Optimus steps into frame tentatively, keeping a distance from Sentinel)
"Just the man I was looking for!"
"It's 2 in the morning... I'm tired... And I don't know what you want to do with me at this hour."
"Buddy, don't be like that!"
"What do you want."
"Jeez, okay okay."
"And how'd you know I was here."
"Like you heard. I saw you and those cons at the beach and knew you were stayin' around. Also saw you go back into that villa up there. Didn't know you could get rich overnight."
"A friend's"
"Yeah yeah whatever. I just want you to listen well to what I have to say."
"Oh please tell me what's so very important that you have to call me at night and force me to come??"
"I'm sorry."
"........ What."
"I admit that you weren't given the chnace to prove yourself. You know, taking more part in our little club. And kicking you out was wrong of me to do."
"........................"
"Tell ya what, I can get you back on, get the ol' team back! And we can turn the tables and crush those cons! You get front row seats and all, a neat title too! Whaddya say?"
"...Oh my god."
"What-"
"You're not even sorry!!"
"I did!! Are you deaf???"
"I apologised! What more do you want??"
"Nothing! I- FUCK- I don't think you even know what you're apologizing for!"
"Oh come on Optimus! I helped you! I got you back on your own two feet, I gave you the chance at leadership! You're the one that just threw it away!! And you're gonna throw it away the second time!!"
" (Optimus flails his arms into the air) Primus!!.. Okay- you know what?? I don't even need any form of fucking apology from you! If you think I'm going to forgive you that easily you're fucking mistaken-"
"What the hell Prime-"
"Don't fucking threaten me with my surname. I don't think I made myself clear the last time I said fuck you."
"Don't call me. Don't text me. Don't even talk to me. Because we are fucking through. You were so-...so.... Toxic! You ruined me physically, mentally and emotionally, and you're not even sorry for that! I don't even fucking owe you any sort of explanation or forgiveness, so you better not come near me or my friends, unless they want to."
"Opti-"
"Good bye."
(Optimus leaves, hand wiping his eyes as Sentinel stares on)
-
(Missed call from Optimus Prime - 1 June, 2:34am)
(Missed call from Optimus Prime - 1 June, 2:40am)
(Missed call from Optimus Prime - 1 June, 2:42am)
Caller excerpt:
Optimus Prime -> Blackarachnia
1 June, 2:45am
"Nn...Opt' mus....?"
(Harsh sobbing can be heard from Optimus' side)
"Fuck- sorry let me-"
"(Shuffling) Optimus? Are you okay?"
"I don't know."
"You're not in your room?"
"I went out... On my way back."
"I'm sorry, but you're the only one I can talk with about....this...."
"No- shit... It's okay Optimus, we can talk in my room."
"Thank you- fuck, really I mean-"
"You clearly need it. We can talk all night if we have to."
"Okay... Okay..."
"I'll hang up now."
"Stay safe."
(Call ended)
Chapter 43: The Beach Episode: Part 2
Summary:
Beegonethot: Operation MegOP is in action baby
Euniversallycute: I still can't believe we got roped into this
Euniversallycute: this is gonna be fucking epic
Notes:
Alright gamers, let's get the hit count to 6969-
Chapter Text
"Padra Gang But Cooler"
Optimus Prime – TooOP
Blackarachnia – Arachnophobia
1 June, 7:02am
Arachnophobia: You don't have to join us today you know
Arachnophobia: I don't want to expose the plan, but we've got a lot planned for you, and I don't know if you're as emotionally ready as we think you'd be
TooOP: I know, but you guys worked really hard for this trip to happen.
TooOP: And like.... We've been through a lot. I don't want all of this to go crumbling down because I confronted Sentinel.
Arachnophobia: Optimus
TooOP: I promise you, I'm not going to stress myself pleasing people. If I don't feel like I want to be part of anything, I'll say it. And if I want to go back and rest, I will.
Arachnophobia:.....
TooOP: I think you know what I look like when I'm reluctant
Arachnophobia: smartass
TooOP: I really want to spend this day. I'm not letting Sentinel ruin it for me
Arachnophobia: My baby is all grown up
TooOP: Primus Elita
Arachnophobia: Soon you're gonna go off married to a man
TooOP: how'd you know it'd be a man
Arachnophobia: The others are already downstairs lets go
TooOP: E L I T A
-
“Autosluts”
Optimus Prime – TooOP
Bumblebee – Beegonethot
Bulkhead – Onebigbulk
Prowl – Ontheprowl
Sari – Sariaboutthat
1 June, 7:30am
Beegonethot: so
Beegonethot: how was last night
TooOP: I fucking knew it
Onebigbulk: He pulled a swear word
Sariaboutthat: uh oh
Beegonethot: Bold of you to assume it was us just from that statement
TooOP: Oh my god Bee
Beegonethot: How was it?
TooOP: You're making it sound like I did something bad last night
Beegonethot: did you
TooOP: Primus no!!
Ontheprowl: Hopefully nothing bad happened, did it?
TooOP: You too prowl....
TooOP: Look, it was awkward at first, but like we talked about dumb stuff and we slept fine in the end. Nothing happened
Beegonethot: dang
TooOP: bee
Ontheprowl: You didn't look good when you came down for the washroom
TooOP: I didn't get enough sleep, its nothing bad. I can still go about today
Sariaboutthat: You sure about that?
Onebigbulk: Its okay if you skip out, we have a big day today. Lots of things and stuff
TooOP: Funny, Elita warned me as well. But seriously, I'm fine
Beegonethot: You sure nothing bad happened?
TooOP: .... sorta
TooOP: But like I don't want to talk about it.
TooOP: I will, just not now
Sariaboutthat: You sure?
TooOP: If it helps, I did talk to Elita
TooOP: And I promise you I'll back out when it gets bad for me
Ontheprowl: If you insist
Beegonethot: Sorry bout the bad night
TooOP: You guys shouldn't be sorry for anything, it had nothing to do with sharing a bed with Megatron
TooOP: Unless you're talking about the snoring
Beegonethot: And that's the tea
Beegonethot: If it makes you feel any better, we can go out and get ourselves some breakfast first
Beegonethot: we can just meet everyone at the place later
TooOP: I'm okay with it :)
Sariaboutthat: We promise you that today's gonna be absolutely crazy fun
Sariaboutthat: And if not, just crazy
TooOP: oh boy
-
"Ride Or Die"
Optimus Prime – TooOP
Bumblebee – Beegonethot
Bulkhead – Onebigbulk
Prowl – Ontheprowl
Sari – Sariaboutthat
Megatron – Megaslut
Blackarachnia – Arachnophobia
Starscream – Screamingintoavoid
Lugnut – Luggingbaggage
Strika- Strikayoudown
Blitzwing - Blitzbrainiac
Shockwave – Shockinglyhandsome
Soundwave – Soundthealarm
Jazz - Smoothjazz
Jetstorm - Stormjet
Jetfire - Firejet
Blurr - g2gfast
Eula - Euniverselycute
Velda - Velkerie
Blazertrail - Blazingthroughhell
1 June, 9:40am
Soundthealarm: You guys are late
Sariaboutthat: We're very well aware
Arachnophobia: We gave you guys a map
Arachnophobia: We fucking circled the location
Arachnophobia: It has very clear paths
TooOP: Some of us are not as gifted with a sense of direction unfortunately
Blitzbrainiac: My groups already on the way
Blitzbrainiac: A squirrel stole our chips!
Shockinglyhandsome: You'd be surprised how evil squirrels are.
Velkerie: I think the squirrel gave us a look
Velkerie: It was not a good look
Megaslut: You guys should see the long pole with the weird flag
TooOP: Could you be more descriptive
TooOP: Oh nv I see it
TooOP: You know what I see why it needs no descriptors
Smoothjazz: There's a drinks stall nearby so we're gonna get some
Megaslut: Preferences anyone?
Beegonethot: bepsi plz
Megaslut: coke it is
Beegonethot: LSKNALKCNS
Beegonethot: Optimus this is Bee abuse
TooOP: I'm feeling pepsi too
Megaslut: Alright
Beegonethot: B I A S
Shockinglyhandsome: Tsk tsk
Shockinglyhandsome: I'll get sprite
Arachnophobia: Pepsi
Shockinglyhandsome:......
Shockinglyhandsome: Optimus this is shockwave abuse
TooOP: I hate to break it to you but Elita's words are superior
Shockinglyhandsome: Terrible. horrible. evil. I'm fucking sensitive and here you guys go. mean.
-
(video transcript - Downtown Square: Camera 3)
1 June, 9:52am
"That.... Looks terrifying...(Optimus)"
"Never been on a roller coaster before Optimus?(Bee)"
"I was always too terrified to try.(Optimus)"
"It's not so bad! This isn't even the hardest one! (Sari)"
"But it has loops....(Optimus)"
"You'll have fun! (Jazz)"
"Aren't you guys coming along? (Optimus)"
"Nah, we wanted to go on the other rides first. And since its your first time, it also has to be your first ride! (Sari)"
"That's not supposed to be right....(Optimus)"
"Megs-sie here can go along for the ride! He's a veteran. (Shockwave)"
"What has that got to do with me and Optimus riding the roller coaster...(Megatron)"
"You guys better hurry it up, queue's getting longer and Lugnut and I have places to be. (Strika)"
"Just gooo!!! (Sari and Bee, pushing both Optimus and Megatron towards the queue)"
"W-wait! I don't think I'm emotionally ready- (Optimus)"
"You'll be fine! You got Megatron. (Bulkhead)"
"I'll scream along with you so you to avoid shame. (Megatron)"
"MEGATRON YOU'RE NOT HELPING- (Optimus)"
(Video ended)
-
"Riding and Dying"
Bumblebee – Beegonethot
Bulkhead – Onebigbulk
Prowl – Ontheprowl
Sari – Sariaboutthat
Blackarachnia – Arachnophobia
Starscream – Screamingintoavoid
Lugnut – Luggingbaggage
Strika- Strikayoudown
Blitzwing - Blitzbrainiac
Shockwave – Shockinglyhandsome
Soundwave – Soundthealarm
Jazz - Smoothjazz
Jetstorm - Stormjet
Jetfire - Firejet
Blurr - g2gfast
Eula - Euniverselycute
Velda - Velkerie
Blazertrail - Blazingthroughhell
1 June, 9:59am
Beegonethot: Operation MegOP is in action baby
Euniversallycute: I still can't believe we got roped into this
Euniversallycute: this is gonna be fucking epic
-
(video transcript - Downtown Square: Camera 4)
1 June, 10:30am
"Are you sure you're alright Optimus...."
"I think I'm-...... okay that was about to come out horribly-"
"I think we should sit down."
"Yeah-... help me?"
"Try not to puke on me."
"I'll try not to ruin your ugly ass ripped jeans."
"Oh wow, here I am helping you, a damsel in distress and you go ahead and offend my fashion."
"It really looks like a dog ate it."
"Oh fuck you Optimus."
"Fuck you too Megs."
"Wow, I'm really feeling the love."
"Seriously how did you come out of the roller coaster fine? You're taller than me, you must've at least have some neck pain or something."
"I've built a perfect tolerance from anything because of my dumb ass friends."
"I can imagine."
"One time, I got pushed to riding a very unstable, diy roller coaster at a frat house. I prided in not screaming for even a millisecond."
"Was it Blitzwing's?"
"Damn right."
"....."
"You think they're making us go on a date right now?"
"................."
"They ditched us in an amusement park of all things. Sounds perfectly rom-com-ee."
"... are you enjoying it?"
"Right now, as I'm this close to hurling, not so much."
"We can go get a drink to help quell it down."
"Yeah, just give me a minute."
"....."
"That being said.... we have a whole day don't we."
"Dates are a whole day deal. So I'll judge when its over."
"So..... a date."
"Come on, we can at least amuse our friends while we have fun."
"(Leans closer to Optimus) You know they're watching?"
"Knowing the others, they're probably taking shifts to make sure we have the 'perfect date'. Which would be creepy if we weren't well acquainted with their over the top.... gifts."
"And Elita did say it was going to be one hell of a day."
"I feel like its only the beginning..."
"Okay I think I'm good."
"No more roller coaster rides?"
"Depends. You'd miss out."
"Trust me, I've had worse ones than the rides here. I've grown immunity."
"You'd probably like that one ride in Japan... has the death-liest drops that scare people. It's insane."
"Wouldn't you like to ride that."
"Hell no."
"Pft-... okay I think there's a water cooler somewhere close."
"Hold on.............. okay I think I'm good to go."
"I think we can skip out on the bumper cars too."
"Wait there are bumper cars?"
(Video ended)
-
"Riding and Dying"
Bumblebee – Beegonethot
Bulkhead – Onebigbulk
Prowl – Ontheprowl
Sari – Sariaboutthat
Blackarachnia – Arachnophobia
Starscream – Screamingintoavoid
Lugnut – Luggingbaggage
Strika- Strikayoudown
Blitzwing - Blitzbrainiac
Shockwave – Shockinglyhandsome
Soundwave – Soundthealarm
Jazz - Smoothjazz
Jetstorm - Stormjet
Jetfire - Firejet
Blurr - g2gfast
Eula - Euniverselycute
Velda - Velkerie
Blazertrail - Blazingthroughhell
1 June, 11:45am
Shockinglyhandsome: Lunch operation is a go
Sariaboutthat: On it!
-
(video transcript - Downtown Cafe: Camera 2)
1 June, 12:25pm
(Sari, Blazertrail, Bulkhead, Optimus and Megatron are seated in a booth, a large Sundae with two spoons wedged into it sitting in the middle of them)
"Ah! I forgot we ordered this! But we gotta go for the screening and it's starting soon! (Sari)"
"There was a screening? (Optimus)"
"An old movie that we wanted to watch when we planned for this, its artistically intruiging. (Bulkhead)"
"Crap, we're leaving it to you two to finish it! Don't waste it!! (Blazertrail)"
"Wait- (Megatron)"
(All three quickly rush off and leave Optimus and Megatron in the dust, the two sitting across each other as they are confronted by the Sundae)
"......... Idiots (Megatron)"
(Optimus laughs as he scoops a spoonful and raises it)
"To our, debatably, idiots? (Optimus)"
(Megatron chuckles and raises a spoonful himself as well, with a mock klinking of spoons)
"To idiots. (Megatron)"
-
"Riding and Dying"
Bumblebee – Beegonethot
Bulkhead – Onebigbulk
Prowl – Ontheprowl
Sari – Sariaboutthat
Blackarachnia – Arachnophobia
Starscream – Screamingintoavoid
Lugnut – Luggingbaggage
Strika- Strikayoudown
Blitzwing - Blitzbrainiac
Shockwave – Shockinglyhandsome
Soundwave – Soundthealarm
Jazz - Smoothjazz
Jetstorm - Stormjet
Jetfire - Firejet
Blurr - g2gfast
Eula - Euniverselycute
Velda - Velkerie
Blazertrail - Blazingthroughhell
1 June, 2:00pm
Shockinglyhandsome: Bumper cars people go go go!
Beegonethot: YEAH YEAH YEAH
-
1 June, 2:45pm
Beegonethot: They are monsters
Blitzbrainiac: My craziness is no match for their insanity
Ontheprowl: I warned you and now you're traumatized
Beegonethot: we coudlve died bro
Ontheprowl: All in the good name of "getting two lovebirds together" huh?
Beegonethot: shut up
Smoothjazz: As a spectator it was terrifying.
Smoothjazz: Gunmax agrees
Shockinglyhandsome: No time to lose baby what's the status Soundwave
Soundthealarm: Still has high rates of success
Shockinglyhandsome: v e r y n i c e
-
1 June, 3:15pm
Shockinglyhandsome: Horror squad
Euniversallycute: on it
Firejet: We be the bestest wingman!
Euniversallycute: For the record, if anyone's gonna volunteer their arm to me, be prepared to lose said arm under my grip
-
1 June, 4:00pm
Euniversallycute: hng
Shockinglyhandsome: how'd it go?
Sariaboutthat: we heard a scream from a mile away was that you?
Euniversallycute: hng
G2gfast: my armd iis a clost cause
Velkerie: It was good! Though not as good as last year's
Blitzbraniac: Wanna go again with prowl and i owo
Velkerie: yes uwu
Arachnophobia: code word for I just want to see people scream
Velkerie: 🤝
Arachnophobia: 🤝
Shockinglyhandsome: I meant the two lovebirds idiots
Stormjet: Megatron being scared and keeps jumping on Optimus!
Firejet: Optimus laughed alot
Arachnophobia: haha
Strikayoudown: got pics?
Stormjet: image1.png
Strikayoudown: Amazing
-
1 June, 5:12pm
Arachnophobia: I think they'll be fine
Beegonethot: Sure about that?
Arachnophobia: I know fun when I see it on those two idiots
Blitzbrainiac: And I'd rather we go back before that storm rolls in.
Blitzbrainiac: I've got all the prizes I want anyway!!
Euniversallycute: A couple of us are gonna go take shelter downtown and get dinner till the storm rolls over. Should be over by 8 or something
Firejet: ooh! Be getting some snack please!
Smoothjazz: What happened to yesterday's stock
Blazingthroughhell: *Discreetly looks at Shockwave*
Shockinglyhandsome: Cruel, accusing me instead of soundwave
Soundthealarm: You have no proof
Ontheprowl: We can get the snacks
Arachnophobia: I'll give e'm a call later when it gets late. let em have their alone time for a little while more
Sariaboutthat: And they say romance is dead
-
1 June, 6:12pm
Beegonethot: KJDHEHDQECHLHD CKQBKEJKQDB
Beegonethot: GUYS
Shockinglyhandsome: Code red, orange, yellow or blue?
Beegonethot: W O R SE
Onebigbulk: I can't reach Optimus
Arachnophobia: Megs either
Beegonethot: WE LOST E'M
Chapter 44: The Beach Episode: Part 3
Summary:
Onebigbulk: I think their phones are dead
Beegonethot: Oh fucckkk
Shockinglyhandsome: Our mission is a fail...
Arachnophobia: No, I think if anything, we won't be up in their faces
Arachnophobia: They know we've been spying and helping you know....
Shockinglyhandsome: YOU TOLD EM????
Notes:
We're sort of nearing the end, in which we have to tie the bow to this fic and end it with a big bang, are we talking about prom or graduation? The OP does not know
Chapter Text
"Riding and Dying"
Bumblebee – Beegonethot
Bulkhead – Onebigbulk
Prowl – Ontheprowl
Sari – Sariaboutthat
Blackarachnia – Arachnophobia
Starscream – Screamingintoavoid
Lugnut – Luggingbaggage
Strika- Strikayoudown
Blitzwing - Blitzbrainiac
Shockwave – Shockinglyhandsome
Soundwave – Soundthealarm
Jazz - Smoothjazz
Jetstorm - Stormjet
Jetfire - Firejet
Blurr - g2gfast
Eula - Euniverselycute
Velda - Velkerie
Blazertrail - Blazingthroughhell
1 June, 6:30pm
Smoothjazz: You guys should chill and calm down first
Beegonethot: WE LOST TWO BIG GUYS, AND ONE'S TWICE AS LARGE AS THE OTHER HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CALM DOWN
Screamingintoavoid: will you STOP SCREAMING PHYSICALLY
Euniversallycute: rip ears u-u
Strikadownyou: First of all that is an exaggeration
Sariaboutthat: It would be if you weren't three times smaller than him
Strikayoudown: Again, exaggerating
Strikayoudown: Secondly, we're talking about two perfectly capable young adults who are about to graduate from High school
Strikayoudown: They'll be fine
Euniversallycute: Where are you guys even??
Euniversallycute: We're hunkering down in the shopping district
Arachnophobia: We're taking the sheltered way back but any longer of Bee and Shockwave panicking and we're gonna fucking soak
Shockinglyhandsome: ExcUSe YoU FoR BeiNG An UnConSiDeRate FREIND
Luggingbaggage: YEAH
Strikayoudown: Really Lugnut...
Blazingthroughhell: You know out of all the people who could be worrying about Megatron and Optimus, I wouldn't imagine that it would be you
Blazingthroughhell: You know what nevermind I can
Velkerie: You also have to consider the fact that they two are very romantically awkward
Onebigbulk: Uh oh
Velkerie: Uh oh indeed
-
(video transcript - Downtown Square: Detroit Beach Ferris Wheel - Camera 1)
1 June, 6:50pm
(There seems to be a heavy downpour and a couple of people are standing under the shelter, inches from getting drenched by the rain)
"I think its dead.... I can't believe this shit"
"I think mine's dead too...."
"You alright Optimus? I think the rain got to you."
"It's fine. If anything, your whole back's drenched."
"You mean to say I'm dripping with good looks?"
"......"
"............."
"That was terrible."
"(A light chuckle from Megatron) I apologize."
"(A chuckle from Optimus escapes as well) You're not really sorry."
"......"
"You think the others are okay?"
"If anything, some will have a field day if it means running in the rain like idiots."
"I suppose."
"We can always brace the rain and go back."
"I don't want the both of us getting sick."
"Shit, we really should have brought umbrellas."
"Since when do you swear so casually Prime?"
"Unfortunately, since you and your friends happened."
"Glad to know we're terrible influences on you."
"(Optimus lets out a laugh) Primus, you have no idea. If you told me months ago I would be out here being idiots with you guys, I would have a brain-meld."
".....Do you regret it?"
".....Regret what?"
"All of this?"
"(Optimus smiles softly, as if thinking) ..... No. Not when I was at that frat party, none when I was at the election, not a single speck of it. I really didn't regret anything."
"You know, I'm happier."
"(Megatron nods a bit, and turns his head away from Optimus to look at the downpour) That's nice...."
".... What about you?"
"Me?"
"I must've been a terrible pain the neck to invade your life like that."
"If anything, you are a very welcomed invasion on my life."
"I think you would've won the elections by a landslide even without me."
"But you made it more worthwhile, times I feel like it wasn't worth it at all and that no one gives a damn and won't listen. You make them listen, and I feel like we could do it."
"You shouldn't doubt yourself."
"And neither should you."
"Afterall, we're stubborn pricks, according to sources."
"I wouldn't say..."
"Agree to disagree."
"(Optimus contemplates and slowly nods to himself) agree to disagree...."
"......Hey..."
"Hmm?"
"We have tickets left.... we can ride the Ferris wheel if you want to."
"...."
"It's better than waiting it out and standing."
"....If we're going to at least have fun waiting out the storm."
"(A smile forms on Optimus' lips) Glad to be on the same page."
(Video ended)
-
"Riding and Dying"
Bumblebee – Beegonethot
Bulkhead – Onebigbulk
Prowl – Ontheprowl
Sari – Sariaboutthat
Blackarachnia – Arachnophobia
Starscream – Screamingintoavoid
Lugnut – Luggingbaggage
Strika- Strikayoudown
Blitzwing - Blitzbrainiac
Shockwave – Shockinglyhandsome
Soundwave – Soundthealarm
Jazz - Smoothjazz
Jetstorm - Stormjet
Jetfire - Firejet
Blurr - g2gfast
Eula - Euniverselycute
Velda - Velkerie
Blazertrail - Blazingthroughhell
1 June, 7:13pm
Strikayoudown: Still nothing on the two?
Onebigbulk: I think their phones are dead
Beegonethot: Oh fucckkk
Shockinglyhandsome: Our mission is a fail...
Arachnophobia: No, I think if anything, we won't be up in their faces
Arachnophobia: They know we've been spying and helping you know....
Shockinglyhandsome: YOU TOLD EM????
Shockinglyhandsome:SNNSAJNL Megatron's gonna choke me
Shockinglyhandsome: As kinky as that sounds
Euniversallycute: I do not see
Arachnophobia: I didn't tell em what we were going to do today, I only told Optimus that it would be a.... weird day
Arachnophobia: I honestly wanted to shut this thing down because Optimus wan't really feeling well but he insisted
Ontheprowl: He didn't want to ruin the mood
Ontheprowl: And no, this does not mean you're prying him of information
Velkerie: If anyone did, they're banned from the circle
Screamingintoavoid: Bitch stop staring at me
Arachnophobia: Either way, their privacy will probably help if anything.
Strikayoudown: If only the rain let up and made it easier for everyone....
Beegonethot: I don't see a problem with the rain
Sariaboutthat: Bee if you're suggesting what you're suggesting, you're doing to get sick
Onebigbulk: Too late
Firejet: We be losing a good one
-
(video transcript - Downtown Square: DBFW Cabins - Camera 16)
1 June, 7:29pm
(Optimus and Megatron are seated opposite each other in the two person Ferris Wheel cabin, looking out)
"I think I can see the house from here. But the rain's not making it clear..."
"On top of the Ferris wheel and the first thing you think off is that?"
"To be fair, there's no sunset or stars to look at. A shame really, they would've been pretty regardless."
"You don't have to be on top of a Ferris wheel to enjoy them."
"You get what I mean....."
"(Optimus takes a moment to rub his eyes, close to yawning as if tired) s'ry...."
"You okay?"
"I'm fine. The rain's making me a little tired."
"... I don't want to suspect otherwise or pry, but you've been tired since morning."
"......"
"You almost dozed off on several occasions during rides, which would be hilarious if it wasn't concerning. I noticed."
"I guess..."
"You don't have to tell me what's the problem if it makes you uncomfortable."
"It's not that..."
"Was sharing a bed too much?"
"(Optimus blushes a little) No! Not that! It was- uhm..- okay..... It wasn't the bed-...thing..."
"I see..."
"....."
"I-It's not that I want to hide it from you... I'm just worried about how you would react...."
"I can't promise that I will be neutral, but I can try to be understanding."
"I really didn't want to say it. I didn't want to ruin anyone's mood or plans."
"Optimus you could've-"
"But. Today made me feel better. It's alright."
"I was okay with telling the others later when I was feeling better about talking about it."
"(Megatron waits in silence, waiting for Optimus to continue)........"
"..... Last night.... I met with Sentinel"
(Megatron's eyes widen, brows a bit furrowed, though he keeps to his silence)
"He called me at 2 in the morning. I didn't want to disturb your sleep or anyone else's so I snuck out to meet him. He wanted to talk to me."
"(Optimus lets out a heavy sigh and rubs his eyes again with his fingers) I met him, and he wanted to apologize. but it wasn't even for the right reason. I was... fuck- I was livid. He had the nerve to ask me to join him and tear down the Decepticon committee and acted like a savior and-..... I was angry."
"I really thought he changed and there was a chance we could be better. He didn't even change at least for Elita's sake. He's still an asshole, but I really thought-"
"......"
"I really thought on it last night. I talked with Elita. And I think at some point, I figured Sentinel just... wasn't worth fighting for anymore."
"He didn't care, and if I cared anymore than I could, I would break myself."
"And it was... okay. I thought Sentinel would ruin my day. I thought that whole affair would eat me. But it was okay."
"I'm trying to move on. Ever since the election. But now, I really felt like I was having a clean break. I felt better. No more excuses about Sentinel's attitude, or how we used to be friends. Just... he was an asshole. That's that. And he will never change for me or for Elita but that will be on him, not me or Elita to 'fix it'."
"......."
"S-sorry, can I hug you?"
"(Megatron stands and crosses to Optimus' side, gently pulling Optimus into a hug)
"*sniffles slightly* Heh- sorry... I think I got your jacket wet."
"It was already wet to begin with, you're just completing the colour shade."
(Optimus laughs, genuine and bright as he wipes his eyes)
"Hey Megs..."
"Hmm?"
"I wasn't lying when I said today was a good day. I really laughed and smiled with my friends. The rides were amazing.... maybe except for the roller coasters."
(Megatron laughs lightly, earning a soft smile from Optimus)
"But I had fun with you guys. I had fun with you."
"And for a whole day, the idea of Sentinel didn't disturb my fun. I knew I was safe, I figured I deserve to have this and I let myself... you know, go."
"Glad you had fun. And I'm glad for you. For everything you've been through and fought for. You are something, Optimus Prime."
"...... You know that day, at the park?"
(Megatron's smile softens as he blinks owlishly at Optimus)
"......"
"I thought it over. And I didn't know when I would be ready.... I didn't think I would ever be ready."
(Optimus suddenly blushes lightly and laughs nervously)
"I'm just saying-... I think-.... I'm ready?"
"....."
"Yeah. I'm ready."
(Megatron is blinking as if he has not processed the words)
".......huh wha?-"
(Optimus lets out a snort and holds Megatron's hands)
"I like you."
"............"
"I hope its not too late, but I still hope that you like me..?"
"*sputters* What- shit- What the- Of fucking course I do- I just-"
(Optimus laughs even more and leans his forehead into Megatron's shoulder)
"So you like me?"
"I do."
"So holding hands is okay?"
"Yes."
"And all of...this-... the shoulder laying.... being this close, is okay right?"
"Was always okay with this for a long ass while."
".... I like you. Like like you."
"And I like like you, for a long fucking time."
(Optimus laughs and moves his arms to hug Megatron again, Megatron returning the favor, this time closer and more affectionate, Megatron's hand in Optimus' hair and Optimus' leaning into Megatron)
"Oh my god."
"hm?"
"We're gonna have to explain this to the douchebags who set this up in the first place."
(Optimus snorts and smiles even brighter)
"I think we'll know how they'll react."
"Hopefully they haven't fucked something up while we were gone."
"They have Elita and Strika..... And Prowl hopefully. They'll be fine. Let's just... enjoy now."
(Megatron resumes to sit beside Optimus, hand in Optimus', twined as they resume a shared conversation, with familiarity as they have always have)
(Video ended)
-
"Riding and Dying"
Bumblebee – Beegonethot
Bulkhead – Onebigbulk
Prowl – Ontheprowl
Sari – Sariaboutthat
Blackarachnia – Arachnophobia
Starscream – Screamingintoavoid
Lugnut – Luggingbaggage
Strika- Strikayoudown
Blitzwing - Blitzbrainiac
Shockwave – Shockinglyhandsome
Soundwave – Soundthealarm
Jazz - Smoothjazz
Jetstorm - Stormjet
Jetfire - Firejet
Blurr - g2gfast
Eula - Euniverselycute
Velda - Velkerie
Blazertrail - Blazingthroughhell
1 June, 8:30pm
Arachnophobia: Fuck fuck fuck fuck
Arachnophobia: Strika are Megatron and Optimus back?
Stormjet: They aren't being back yet ma'm
Strikayoudown: What happened?
Arachnophobia: Serious fucking trouble.
Strikayoudown: What's the situation? Where are you guys?
Arachnophobia: The Downtown square fuck
Arachnophobia: Cops are getting involved
Smoothjazz: Shit
Smoothjazz: Gunmax and I are coming too
Arachnophobia: Yeah you better, Prowl got fucking involved
Smoothjazz: Shit
Arachnophobia: When Megatron and Optimus come back, you better tell them to come the fuck down here or else this shit's about to turn bad
Chapter 45: The Beach Episode: That Bonus Extra
Summary:
Beegonethot: Any chance Sentinel's still around?
Beegonethot: I wanna sock his big ass chin
TooOP: No Bee, we're not punching anyone in the chins
Notes:
It's only come to my attention that this fic is a year old, happy anniversary fic u-u
Chapter Text
(audio transcript - DPD District 12 - Communication 6)
1 June, 8:46pm
"Look kid, you gonna explain the truth or what? (Captain Fanzone)"
"I told you, I was assaulted. (Prowl)"
"Doesn't look like it to me (Captain Fanzone)"
"He was insulting my partner-....Fuck, where is he? I need to see him. (Prowl)"
"You're not getting out of this car until we settle some things. (Captain Fanzone)"
"You're seriously going to listen to a rich kid claiming that I assaulted him without context?? (Prowl)"
"It's not that kid. Right now, the only evidence is those bruises on you, and those kids. Until we get this shit sorted out, you're in trouble, unless you explain what the hell happened. (Captain Fanzone)"
"Get me out (Prowl)."
"No. (Captain Fanzone)"
"Primus-... Please. It's personal and I'm not obligated to say this sort of thing to anyone unless I get his permission. And I can't get his permission if he's out there panicking and I'm not there to- (Prowl)"
"Okay calm down kid, I get it. (Captain Fanzone)"
"Then let me go and find him before he starts having a meltdown. (Prowl)"
"........"
"My friends can only do so much. He needs to know I'm fine. (Prowl)"
"....(A long sigh drags out of Captain Fanzone) Hell kid, tonight's not my night..... Fine, but I'm watching you. (Captain Fanzone)"
"Understood sir. (Prowl)"
"Need me to keep the rich kid out of the way? (Captain Fanzone)"
"Yes please. (Prowl)"
-
"Padra Gang But Cooler"
Optimus Prime – TooOP
Blackarachnia – Arachnophobia
1 June, 9:01pm
TooOP: What's happening?
Arachnophobia: Oh thank god
TooOP: Sorry, I'm on my way, Megatron's with me. My phone was dead. I got a portable charger
Arachnophobia: Okay hurry up. Fuck, sorry.
TooOP: Elita what's the situation
Arachnophobia: The guys are okay. We're being questioned by the cops separately. Blitzwing was having a panic attack but Prowl's got him. They wouldn't let him earlier, but Prowl and Gunmax convinced them otherwise. Gunmax has got the situation under control, but we're not out of the woods yet.
TooOP: Okay what happened
Arachnophobia: Shit
Arachnophobia: It's Sentinel and his stupid friends. They were being stupid.
TooOP: We're almost there
TooOP: What did Sentinel do?
Arachnophobia: Rain stopped and we were on our way back.
Arachnophobia: Then we bumped into Sentinel and his friends. We tried to leave, but they kept surrounding us and calling us out, started saying stupid shit and what not.
Arachnophobia: One of them knew Blitzwing. Kept insulting and egging him on, calling him freak and broken and something.
Arachnophobia: Fuck I'm sorry, I tried to get them to fuck off. I tried to get us out. But it got physical.
Arachnophobia: I can't say anymore than I should about what they told Blitzwing because its personal but
Arachnophobia: Let's just say it warranted a punch in the face from Prowl
TooOP: Shit
Arachnophobia: Prowl and those fuckers started decking each other and I think one of them called the fucking cops on us. Bulkhead and Velda got them to back off.
Arachnophobia: I can't even fucking help because if I did, I'd be using a fucking weapon if I so much as swing my fucking arm wrong
TooOP: It's okay Elita
TooOP: You made the right call
Arachnophobia: It's a fucking mess
Arachnophobia: Can't have one normal day
TooOP: Happens to the best of us
Arachnophobia: You gonna be okay facing Sentinel?
TooOP: At this point, I would gladly tell Sentinel to suck a dick while I worry over my friends
Arachnophobia: Good
-
(video transcript - Downtown Square: Camera 12)
1 June, 9:11pm
(Prowl and Blitzwing are seated on a bench under a streetlamp, Prowl holding Blitzwing's hand and leaning on him, drawing circles on the back of his hand while the others are standing protectively around them, Captain Fanzone standing next to them)
(Optimus and Megatron walk towards them, Optimus glancing at a distance with a slight frown before turning his attention towards the two)
"Hey, I heard what happened. (Optimus)"
"Did you sock the guy good? (Megatron)"
"(Optimus gives Megatron an offended look) Megs! (Optimus)"
"Yeah, I did. (Prowl)"
"Primus.... Sorry I came late. You okay you two?... Blitzwing? (Optimus)"
(Blitzwing's face is stuck on a frown, but he nods)
"Don't worry, we had Prowl call his guardian and he'll be escorted home. (Captain Fanzone)"
"Are they in any trouble? (Optimus)"
"On the contrary, we're letting them go on since they've had clean records. And your friends were willing to comply. You're lucky I know Gunmax. (Captain Fanzone)"
"Oh thank god. (Optimus)"
"Better not let us catch you guys in trouble again though. One night is enough for me. (Captain Fanzone)"
"Sorry sir. (Prowl)"
(A distant shouting off camera catches their attention)
"You're not gonna get away with it!! Do you know who we are??? (????)"
"You fucking broke my nose! Aren't you cops gonna fucking do something about this or just stand there like idiots??? (????)"
"Stay the fuck back or you'll make it worse for yourselves! (Captain Fanzone)"
"We should just move somewhere else. (Jazz)"
"You okay walking Blitzwing? (Megatron)"
"Optimus, you and your shit friends ain't gonna get away with it!! (Sentinel)"
"Fuck off Sentinel.... (Optimus turns towards his friends), we're leaving (Optimus)"
"Don't you fucking walk away! (Sentinel)"
"Sentinel. If you would like to keep at least the last shred of dignity you have, you would stop your petty whining, keep your mouth shut and let this matter go. (Megatron)"
"....... (Sentinel)"
"Let's go. (Blackarachnia)"
"You good Blitzy? (Velda)"
"It's alright. Yoketron's coming soon. (Prowl)"
(Video ended)
-
"Ride Or Die"
Optimus Prime – TooOP
Bumblebee – Beegonethot
Bulkhead – Onebigbulk
Prowl – Ontheprowl
Sari – Sariaboutthat
Megatron – Megaslut
Blackarachnia – Arachnophobia
Starscream – Screamingintoavoid
Lugnut – Luggingbaggage
Strika- Strikayoudown
Blitzwing - Blitzbrainiac
Shockwave – Shockinglyhandsome
Soundwave – Soundthealarm
Jazz - Smoothjazz
Jetstorm - Stormjet
Jetfire - Firejet
Blurr - g2gfast
Eula - Euniverselycute
Velda - Velkerie
Blazertrail - Blazingthroughhell
1 June, 9:23pm
Jetfire: Are you guys being okay?
TooOP: We're good
TooOP: Prowl's going back home. His guardian picked him up. Blitzwing went back with him and Velda as well to make sure the two will be fine.
Strikayoudown: Good because Starscream was getting worried for the big guy
Screamingintoavoid: Fuck off Strika
Smoothjazz: Sorry to have your night ruined you two. I should've known Sentinel would try something
TooOP: You wouldn't have known Sentinel would be there
TooOP: Prowl said he'll text us again tomorrow
Beegonethot: Any chance Sentinel's still around?
Beegonethot: I wanna sock his big ass chin
TooOP: No Bee, we're not punching anyone in the chins
TooOP: I just don't want you guys to be involved with Sentinel. He's not worth it. Trust me. And i don't want you guys to get pulled down by him.
Shockinglyhandsome: Bold of you to assume I won't stop harassing him
Megaslut: Yoketron did say we could visit tomorrow
Megaslut: And we were vaguely hinted that he might be grounded
Sariaboutthat: Today's a bummer
Sariaboutthat: And we were thinking today would go well
TooOP: What would go well?
Shockinglyhandsome: errrrr
Arachnophobia: We were setting the two of you up
Shockinglyhandsome: B R O
Euniversallycute: Secret's out
Blazingthroughhell: You better hide Shockwave
Shockinglyhandsome: YOU GUYS WERE PART OF THE PLAN
Strikayoudown: And you doomed yourself and yourself only
Shockinglyhandsome: FUCK YOU
Onebigbulk: Sorry Optimus
Sariaboutthat: You always looked like you enjoyed hanging out with Megatron so
TooOP: Did I really?
Stormjet: If we be stepping over boundries we be saying sorry
Firejet: We are very sorry
Megaslut: I mean it worked didn't it
Sariaboutthat: what
Euniversallycute: huh
Soundthealarm: oh
Strikayoudown: Congrats
Beegonethot: WAIT A MINUTE
-
Audio Transcript:
Prowl -> Optimus Prime
1 June, 10:11pm
"Hey Optimus. Just sending you a voice message to tell you we're doing fine."
"I'm not sure about how much trouble I'm getting into, so I'll update all of you tomorrow in the group chat."
"If you're worried about Blitzwing and Velda, they're fine. Blitzwing and Velda are sleeping. And Blitzwing says he'll be fine to talk tomorrow. He wants me to tell the cons that he's fine and to keep the leftover marshmallows for him."
".... I don't know how I'm feeling now. I mean I punched Sentinel and his friends. I haven't done it in a long time. Fighting I mean. Sorry I did that, I know you want us to try and not cause any trouble with Sentinel. Especially your past. You don't want us to go that low."
"But I believe this will be the last time. Unless I desperately need to defend myself."
"I hope you understand. It's different from that time. I was being dumb and stupid that time. This time, they were hurting someone I care about. And you."
"They insulted you too. Sentinel told me we were some sort of poison, and hated us for taking his friend away. And I figured it was Sentinel. Last night. You snuck out and met him last night. But I guess you've moved on from him. I'm proud of you."
"I hope we didn't ruin your fun today. I did read the group chat though. Congrats, you and Megatron are going cause an entirely new kind of chaos that I'm sure Blitzwing would appreciate."
"And thank you. For coming just now. It really helped. You know how to keep things calm. Blitzwing also wanted to say thank you. But he can say it himself. I'll see you tomorrow Optimus."
(Audio transcript ended)
Chapter 46: Summer Of Love
Summary:
Onebigbulk: Blazertrail and I wanted to go somewhere. It's been open for some time and we wanna check it out
Blazingthroughhell: Sorry to steal your bro like that
Beegonethot: What is this??
Sariaboutthat: Summer of love baby
Notes:
We goin light and breezy.... For now.
Wow we finally get the oc development i guess V( o-o)V
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
"Ride Or Die"
Optimus Prime – TooOP
Bumblebee – Beegonethot
Bulkhead – Onebigbulk
Prowl – Ontheprowl
Sari – Sariaboutthat
Megatron – Megaslut
Blackarachnia – Arachnophobia
Starscream – Screamingintoavoid
Lugnut – Luggingbaggage
Strika- Strikayoudown
Blitzwing - Blitzbrainiac
Shockwave – Shockinglyhandsome
Soundwave – Soundthealarm
Jazz - Smoothjazz
Jetstorm - Stormjet
Jetfire - Firejet
Blurr - g2gfast
Eula - Euniverselycute
Velda - Velkerie
Blazertrail - Blazingthroughhell
1 June, 9:23am
Ontheprowl: I got good news and bad news
Ontheprowl: The good news is that I'm grounded for two weeks and I can't socialize with anyone
Onetheprowl: The bad news is Yoketron's still allowing people over so I'm forced to socialize with you guys
Beegonethot: Offended but I'm going over to steal your mortal kombat
Ontheprowl: Over my cold dead body
Blitzbrainiac: We're gonna camp on the roof!
Sariaboutthat: Don't mind us but the OP squad's coming over
Ontheprowl: Be my guest :/
Strikayoudown: You sure you're okay big guy?
Blitzbrainiac: not okay, but better
Blitzbrainiac: I apologize for what happened
Arachnophobia: You apologize for that and I'll break ur kneecaps
TooOP: Elita's right
TooOP: Not the kneecaps part
Megaslut: You shouldn't apologize for the bullshit Sentinel and his shithead tag-a-longs did
Blitzbrainiac: But I ruined your date night
Blitzbrainiac: WHICH BY THE WAY CALLS FOR A CELEBRATION!
Blitzbrainiac: You two finally sucked it up and kissed
TooOP: Okay first off there was no kiss involved
TooOP: and please don't send shipments of confetti to my house
Velkerie: I stopped him from ordering inflatable duckies already
TooOP: Oh thank primus
Megaslut: Seriously Blitzwing, don't be sorry for that. Ever. Just enjoy your time with Prowl and Velda
Blitzbrainiac: Yes sir
Blitzbrainiac: I will still find a way
TooOP: Okay will roasting marshmallows on the rooftop with you suffice?
Blitzbrainaic:...............
Blitzbrainiac: Random is open to the idea
TooOP: Alright
Ontheprowl: Op squad and Blackarachnia exclusively
Shockinglyhandsome: Okay I don't even want to go but H E Y
Ontheprowl: I'm grounded, not having a party
Ontheprowl: And Blackarachnia paints nails nicely
Arachnophobia: If I can't, I'll bring shame on my honour
Strikayoudown: Have fun or whatever
Strikayoudown: Now fuck off and do whatever shit you guys wanna do, I have my own shit to deal with
Euniversallycute: Ride or die
Beegonethot: RIDE OR DIE
Onebigbulk: Don't actually die
Beegonethot: But do crime
-
"untitled group chat"
Blitzwing - Blitzbrainiac
Optimus Prime – TooOP
1 June, 10:11am
Blitzbrainiac: KitKafe (link)
TooOP: What's this?
Blitzbrainiac: Prowl and I sometimes go there, we also brought V along and she said it was cool. All the cats are nice and there's good food and its in the quiet part of Detroit
Blitzbrainiac: I have a discount coupon
Blitzbrainiac: I really meant it when I said I owe you and Megatron. You didn't have to deal with it. Take it or leave it.
TooOP: Again, we're friends. We don't owe each other anything.
TooOP: But I'll take it.
Blitzbrainiac: Saves me from the embarrassment
TooOP: Trust me I know how it feels
Blitzbrainiac: Don't tell Megatron I said this but I'm glad its you two
Blitzbrianiac: He puts up with my bullshit and doesn't care that I'm.... you know
Blitzbrainiac: You both deserve each other
Blitzbrainiac: And he also needs someone to balance his fucking ego
TooOP: Gotcha
TooOP: Thanks Blitzwing
Blitzbrianiac: Now go and make out with Megatron or smh
TooOP: Oh my god Blitzwing
Blitzbrainiac: What you haven't?
TooOP: It's....complicated
TooOP: We're taking it slow...?
Blitzbrainiac: Welp not my business
TooOP: Thank god we're not having the talk
TooOP: no offence
Blitzbrainiac: nada
Blitzbrainaic: Bring pillows!!
-
“Autosluts”
Optimus Prime – TooOP
Bumblebee – Beegonethot
Bulkhead – Onebigbulk
Prowl – Ontheprowl
Sari – Sariaboutthat
12 June, 10:03am
Beegonethot: And remember, safe sex
TooOP: No I'm not even
TooOP: You know what I really don't need this conversation when my mum already gave me one
Sariaboutthat: What was he words of wisdom
TooOP: To quote, "Be yourself but tone down on the nerd"
Ontheprowl: Sound advice
TooOP: And I told her we are not even going to do it
TooOP: God this is embarrassing why is it that every time someone mentions a date their minds go to doing it
Beegonethot: I'm kidding OP uwu
Beegonethot: But yeah, don't go full on nerd
TooOP: I'm not going to rattle on about Star Trek
Sariaboutthat: Talk about Die Hard or something
TooOP: Die Hard is reserved for couch talk
TooOP And I prefer Brooklyn 99 over Die Hard
Beegonethot: Dishonor on you and dishonor on your cow
Onebigbulk: You're going to be fine
TooOP: Primus Megatron and I are just going to a cat cafe, it's nothing big, we're just going to talk and have lunch and play with a few cats
Onebigbulk: So a date
TooOP:..... yes
Sariaboutthat: Aww, he's nervous
Beegonethot: You're wearing what I told you to wear right?
TooOP: I did
TooOP: and then realized your sense of fashion and mine clash so I went with Prowl's option
Beegonethot: HOW DARE YOU-
Ontheprowl: Alright you should really get going
TooOP: I'm on my way already
TooOP: And I won't 'fuck up'
Sariaboutthat: Even if you did, Megatron would still like you
TooOP: It's true
TooOP: I think
Onebigbulk: You know so
Beegonethot: Our baby boy is finally a big boy u,,-,,u
TooOP: Okay I'm gonna go
Beegonethot: SEND US A PIC
Beegonethot: Aaaand he's gone
Beegonethot:........ hey
Ontheprowl: No we're not stalking him stay at home
Beegonethot: dammit
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“Decepticunts”
Megatron – Megaslut
Blackarachnia – Arachnophobia
Starscream – Screamingintoavoid
Lugnut – Luggingbaggage
Strika- Strikayoudown
Blitzwing - Blitzbrainiac
Shockwave – Shockinglyhandsome
Soundwave – Soundthealarm
12 June, 2:03pm
Megaslut: So
Arachnophobia: How's the date
Megaslut: The cafe Optimus and I went to had cats
Megaslut: And they said the cats were up for adoption
Strikayoudown: you didn't
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Megaslut: I got a cat
Shockinglyhandsome: OH SHIT WHADDUP
Megaslut: She's a white maine coon
Megaslut: She looked at me and into my soul
Megaslut: I could not fight it
Megaslut: Also Optimus liked her
Blitzbrainiac: Speaking of, he's slaying the look
Megaslut: I'm very well aware, and I told him the same thing more eloquently
Strikayoudown: You even ready for a cat?
Screamingintoavoid: I can tell this one's a bitch
Megaslut: She is, she got into a fight and lost an eye
Megaslut: I named her Borg
Soundthealarm: A man of culture
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Megaslut: Now answer my question help me pick a cat condo this is important
Shockinglyhandsome: Aren't your parents going to flip their shit?
Megaslut: That's the point
Blitzbrainiac: HAH
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"Ride Or Die"
Optimus Prime – TooOP
Bumblebee – Beegonethot
Bulkhead – Onebigbulk
Prowl – Ontheprowl
Sari – Sariaboutthat
Megatron – Megaslut
Blackarachnia – Arachnophobia
Starscream – Screamingintoavoid
Lugnut – Luggingbaggage
Strika- Strikayoudown
Blitzwing - Blitzbrainiac
Shockwave – Shockinglyhandsome
Soundwave – Soundthealarm
Jazz - Smoothjazz
Jetstorm - Stormjet
Jetfire - Firejet
Blurr - g2gfast
Eula - Euniverselycute
Velda - Velkerie
Blazertrail - Blazingthroughhell
16 June, 1:23pm
Beegonethot: Anyone free?
Beegonethot: I wanna watch Transformers: Bumblebee
Sariaboutthat: Only because the movie has your name which is weird
Beegonethot: Shh
TooOP: sorry, I'm going to have to skip. I'm watching another movie with Megatron
Beegonethot: okay okay we get it its a date
TooOP: No comment
Strikayoudown: If you're looking at me, no
Luggingbaggae: We have things to do
Smoothjazz: Sorry, I'll have to skip as well. I'm going with Gunmax to help him with stuff
Euniversallycute: All booked out. Gonna spectate the competition Blurr's in
Ontheprowl: No
Beegonethot: YOU TOO?? YOU LIKE TRANSFORMERS
Ontheprowl: Not as much as I like watching Disney with Blitzwing and Velda in my house
Ontheprowl: Also I broke a couple of things so I'm on extended grounding
Velkerie: It was bad
Onebigbulk: Blazertrail and I wanted to go somewhere. It's been open for some time and we wanna check it out
Blazingthroughhell: Sorry to steal your bro like that
Beegonethot: What is this??
Sariaboutthat: Summer of love baby
Firejet: OH! You two be watching Transformers??
Stormjet: We be going with you too!
Beegonethot: My only real bros unlike S OM E PEO PLE
Shockinglyhandsome: And I have a date with me and my STUPID ASSIGNMENT THE STUPID ASS TEACHER GAVE US
Sariaboutthat: Ride and die
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16 June, 6:04pm
g2gfast: camera.png
g2gfast: I liev biches
Sariaboutthat: RIDE OR DIE
Smoothjazz: PRIMUS WHY ARE YOU IN THE HOSPITAL
Euniversallycute: DONT ENCOURAGE HIM
Megaslut: And we have one for the books
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"Chilling In A Hot Tub"
Eula - Euniversallycute
Blurr - g2gfast
17 June, 12:34pm
g2gfast: u dont really ahve to come over
Euniversallycute: You fucking sprained your ankle and broke your arm
Euniversallycute: And you still finished the fucking lap you madman
Euniversallycute: I dont even fucking know how youre still typing
g2gfast: Imd oign it v ery slowly
g2gfast: *doing
g2gfast: and i still won so I cont that as a win
Euniversallycute: No it isnt you dipshit
Euniversallycute: Bee and the others wanted to give you stuff anyway but they had to do something or the other so I'm coming over either way
g2gfast: u dont have to
Euniversallycute: I want to so shut
Euniversallycute: Seriously don't do again, you fucking scared me
g2gfast: aww u do care
Euniversallycute: No shit
Euniversallycute: Because somehow, you have the same self preservation as Bee but at least you're a little bit smarter
Euniversallycute: Dont tell Bee that
g2gfast: i wont though im sure the jettwins would agree with me
g2gfast: given the chance i would still do it again
Euniversallycute: Sprain your ankle to get first place?
Euniversallycute: why?
g2gfast: win or dont win.
g2gfast: and I'd rather win as many times as i can instead of graduate with nothing
Euniversallycute:....
Euniversallycute: And you're dumb sometimes
g2gfast: wow thanks for the pep talk which i didnt need
Euniversallycute: Okay tell me how many races have you won
g2gfast: ...15?
Euniversallycute: of the 15 how many locally and not interschool?
g2gfast: 7
g2gfast: i dont get it
Euniversallycute: Just answer the question speedos
Euniversallycute: How many competing with international students?
g2gfast: 3
Euniversallycute: Now tell me what the highest record holder of first placers in your club is
g2gfast:...17?
Euniversallycute: Yeah, and that was what 1990 smh
Euniversallycute: Woman didn't even look like a highschooler and was jacked and admittedly hot
Euniversallycute: that last part was unnecessary but you know what I mean
g2gfast: I know
g2gfast: But i'm just worried that if I stop and take a back seat I'll slack
Euniversallycute: There's something called practice sherlock
Euniversallycute: You don't have to be good at everything. Just be the best you that doesn't do dumb shit like almost break their leg trying to cross a finishing line.
Euniversallycute: And even if you start slacking, you can still pick yourself back up.
Euniversallycute: You're doing fine. Don't overdo yourself you dummy. The club loves you and I'm sure the coach would be fucking over the moon to let you sit back a while.
g2gfast:.... i guess
g2gfast: thanks
Euniversallycute: Thank me all you want when I'm gonna make sure you don't so much as brisk walk while you're healing
g2gfast: ok mum
g2gfast: Can't believe I spilled soup on you for this
Euniversalllycute: It was fate my dude, I finally got to see the asshole side of you
Euniversallycute: Now get some love motherfucker, we got balloons and chicken soup incoming
Euniversallycute: also a huge ass shark plush from the Jettwins
g2gfast: Howare you still tping??
Euniversallycute: With luck and a shit ton of concentration
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“MegOP”
Megatron – Megaslut
Optimus Prime – TooOP
19 June, 6:23pm
TooOP: Is it weird that Blurr is asking me what kind of places to take a girl to as a thank you?
Megaslut: Who is it for
TooOP: Probably Eula, she's been helping us give gifts and making sure Blurr doesn't do something dumb.... according to her
Megaslut: He sprained his ankle crossing the finishing line so thats fair
TooOP: Its just weird that he's coming to me for that sort of advice
TooOP: Last week Bulkhead also asked me the same thing. Though I'm pretty sure its for Blazertrail.
Megaslut: whadja tell him
TooOP: I just sent her the link to the cat cafe. It worked out for us
Megaslut: Fair
Megaslut: Speaking of, Borg demands your presence
TooOP: I can come over tomorrow
Megaslut: You could but I'll be busy sorting out administrative stuff. sorry
TooOP: It's fine, I can help if you want
Megaslut: My hero
TooOP: Unless Borg demands my attention, then I'm afraid my loyalty belongs to her
Megaslut: I can't believe this, out loved by a cat, my own boyfriend
TooOP: Borg deserves the love
Megaslut: And I dont :(
TooOP: You know you do
Megaslut: I'll have to win you over with marathon movies and a blanket fort
TooOP: And I have been won over :)
TooOP: So tomorrow at 5?
Megaslut: Sleepover if you want
TooOP: I'll tell my mum
TooOP: I love you
Megaslut: love you too
Notes:
Admittedly, I got really scared to develop OC/Character relationships, but you know, fuck it ride or die
Chapter 47: The Chapter You Wished Had The Animal Invasion
Summary:
Beegonethot: We're finally back to good ol' regular highschool life
Onebigbulk: This is not normal
Sariaboutthat: Considering the drama we have had for the past few months, I politely disagree
Notes:
Guys I can't believe I missed 6969 (OP almost died finishing assignments)-
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
“Autosluts”
Optimus Prime – TooOP
Bumblebee – Beegonethot
Bulkhead – Onebigbulk
Prowl – Ontheprowl
Sari – Sariaboutthat
31 June, 11:30pm
Beegonethot: M-mr prime
Beegonethit: i dont feel so good
Beegonethot: *disintegrates*
TooOP: which assignment have you not finished
Beegonethot: Oh thank primus yesss
Beegonethot: Page 34 Q23a send help
Sariaboutthat: whadr u guys doing up so late
TooOP: to be fair I'm here to help
Beegonethot: I forgot I had holiday assignments hnngggggg
TooOP: I thought i told you....
Beegonethot: Its very complicated optimus
Onebigbulk: you forgot....
Beegonethot: I WANTED TO FINISH SLASH SLASH MEGASTARS!!!!
Sariaboutthat: didnt u buy that game two months ago
Beegonethot: And it was sitting on my sad shelf because i was too busy
Ontheprowl: too busy playing other games
Beegonethot: shh sh sh
Beegonethot: shh
TooOP: I guess everyones up now
Ontheprowl: we'll be fine
Onebigbulk: we're having assembly talks tommorrow
Sariaboutthat: you mean the seniors >:/
Onebigbulk: didn't say it would be fun
Ontheprowl: Its career talk
Ontheprowl: boring adult stuff
Beegonethot: Already figured out my course of action
Beegonethot: Ride or die
TooOP: Bee no
Sariaboutthat: ride or die
Beegonethot: Nah Im kidding i already figured out what i wanna do
Beegonethot: game dev
Ontheprowl: Thats
Ontheprowl: actually accurate
Beegonethot: when I make history, I will never forget you guys u-u
Sariaboutthat: thank you bee u-u
TooOP: answers.png
TooOP: here u go
Sariaboutthat: you literally gave him the solutions
TooOP: I can just teach him later, bee's good at copying answers and making it look like his own anyway
Onebigbulk: Optimus has become chaotic good
Sariaboutthat: :O
Beegonethot: Be like Optimus, be cool
TooOP: this is only once
Beegonethot: dammit
TooOP: now go to sleep all of you
Onebigbulk: yes boss u-u
Ontheprowl: yeah im going to go
Sariaboutthat: gd night ✌
Beegonethot: see you on the other side
Beegonethot: ride or die
TooOP: this is just going to be your go to outro to every conversation
Beegeonthot: ride
Beegonethot: or die
TooOP: yeah night
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"Ride Or Die"
Optimus Prime – TooOP
Bumblebee – Beegonethot
Bulkhead – Onebigbulk
Prowl – Ontheprowl
Sari – Sariaboutthat
Megatron – Megaslut
Blackarachnia – Arachnophobia
Starscream – Screamingintoavoid
Lugnut – Luggingbaggage
Strika- Strikayoudown
Blitzwing - Blitzbrainiac
Shockwave – Shockinglyhandsome
Soundwave – Soundthealarm
Jazz - Smoothjazz
Jetstorm - Stormjet
Jetfire - Firejet
Blurr - g2gfast
Eula - Euniverselycute
Velda - Velkerie
Blazertrail - Blazingthroughhell
1 July, 9:23am
Blazingthroughhell: wow
Blazingthroughhell: cant believe we're in the new sem
Shockinglyhandsome: This is a fucking tragedy
Sariaboutthat: @firejet @stormjet @g2gfast not going for assembly?
Stormjet: oh we not being seniors
g2gfast: we tchenically r but not finasl year senfoirs
g2gfast: *seniors
Blazingthroughhell: sometimes I forget you guys arent graduating this year
Firejet: brother and I are being graduating in two years!
g2gfast: stilc got a year
Shockinglyhandsome: jokes on you all, you'll have to sit through this stupid bullshit in the near year
Sariaboutthat: whatsit about anyway?
Megaslut: the usual. Colleges, careers and adulting
Megaslut: its boring
Megaslut: and all of the career choices are basically higher education shit like doctorates and degrees and shit.
Beegonethot: be like me
Beegonethot: sneak an earphone through your jacket sleeve
Beegonethot: and pretend that you're leaning on your hand
Beegonethot: and listen to good mythical morning podcast
Screamingintoavoid: or be a bitch about it
Screamingintoavoid: watching and following a jeffery star makeup tutorial
Arachnophobia: I even brought my mascara for him
TooOP: The talk never really has anything much to say really, they always give us infos and stuff beforehand anyway
Strikayoudown: Its mostly boring because most of us have our stuff figured out
Euniversallycute: really?
Shockinglyhandsome: Already got shit settled for a career in law
Shockinglyhandsome: And if it doesn't work out, I can always hack or join anonymous
Beegonethot: bro
Arachnophobia: Going to college for psychology
Megaslut: Really?
Arachnophobia: what?
Megaslut: Nah, just didnt know you figured out, I can see that
Screamingintoavoid: @Arachnophobia I need the mascara
Strikayoudown: Starscream said he was thinking about the fashion industry but tbh idk if he will make it
Screamingintoavoid: Youre gonna eat my ass when I appear on the cover of the vogue
Luggingbaggage: No one is eating anyone's ass
Screamingintoavoid: if youre going to crush my face over a joke at least dont ruin the makeup
Blitzbrainiac: Pilot
Onebigbulk: Wait what really?
Blitzbrainiac: My grandfather was a pilot
Blitzbrainiac: He had flown two planes that crashed in the ocean due to storms and almost lost a leg
Blitzbrainiac: he was a badass
Ontheprowl: of course it would be best if losing a leg would not be a part of it
TooOP: You guys really have it figured out huh
Megaslut: Don't you?
Euniversallycute: I mean you dont have to have it all figured out and shit now
Velkerie: Ironic because they always try to convince you to pick a specific career goal
Strikayoudown: We don't always find the specific thing, we just figure out what we like best for now.
TooOP: I dont know
TooOP: I've just been reading and doing all of this school thing but I actually dont know what I want.
Beegonethot: youre smart im pretty sure youll be fineee
Sariaboutthat: I mean there's like alot of options out there
TooOP: I think that's the problem
Shockinglyhandsome: Oh shit the teacher's looking at us H I D E
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1 July, 10:11am
Screamingintoavoid: kill us
Beegonethot: How long is this going on???
Euniversallycute: we dont have a free period anytime soon
Arachnophobia: wow would be a great time if those animals invaded the school like last time. Where are they when you need em?
Ontheprowl: Behind double bolted doors because I rather they not get into any more trouble
Arachnophobia: What about spiders
Onetheprowl: Not enough for a scare
Megaslut: You two are a duo I didn't know would be terrifying
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1 July, 10:23am
Beegonethot: do u guys smell that
Blazingthroughhell: what
Firejet: No it be coming from blk B
Arachnophobia: is something burning?
Strikayoudown: no fire alarm though
G2gfast: msaybe its soemone in the checm lab?
Velkerie: Guys
Velkerie: this is not a drill
Euniversallycute: oh shit
Velkerie: a kid in my class made an explosion
TooOP: the fuck
Velkerie: like i think he mixed the wrong chemicals and it like started bubbling
Velkerie: And mr Brainstorm just took it with a pair of thongs and chucked it at the shower
Euniversallycute: The showers on fire
Euniversallycute: do note that Brainstorm is also complimenting said kid
Megaslut: what
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1 July, 10:45am
TooOP: I can't believe they called the fire department for a contained fire
Megaslut: On the brighter note, we don't have to suffer
Screamingintoavoid: we're fucking baking under the sun we're dying
Beegonethot: We're finally back to good ol' regular highschool life
Onebigbulk: This is not normal
Sariaboutthat: Considering the drama we have had for the past few months, I politely disagree
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“MegOP”
Megatron – Megaslut
Optimus Prime – TooOP
1 July, 10:09pm
TooOP: you know its thing like today that make me sort of relieved I didnt end up as an actual council member
Megaslut: Cleaning up shit that wasn't your fault? Yeah
TooOP: its not that bad, you're just organizing the clean up stuff
Megaslut: Its just more work on work, thank primus Strika's helping
TooOP: You know you never did answer
Megaslut: what did I never?
TooOP: What you want to do
Megaslut: I wanted to go into company work, maybe something to do with finance. So financial literacy and business is part of the course I want to pursue. Maybe law if I can, and social economics.
Megaslut: I wanted to do something that would actually aid people in a direct way. So I might as well tip the scales of the economics and stuff. In the long run that is. Help support businesses that give to communities, charities that actually give power to the people and not for rich parties. Support the projects and ideas that matter and help.
TooOP: wow
TooOP: That's big stuff
TooOP: That's alot of thought
Megaslut: You don't have to think about it now you know. I don't even know how its going to go. It might change but the goal is still there
TooOP: but i dont have a goal.
TooOP: My only consensus is that I just want to get a job that can support my family
TooOP: But I don't want to be unhappy
Megaslut: then we can start small and figure out some options first. If you want to try
TooOP: I suppose
TooOP: That will be a tommorrow me problem
TooOP: At least until the teachers give us that career paper assignment
Megaslut: I think Strika's teacher already gave her class theirs already
TooOP: fuck
TooOP: why is this so hard....
TooOP: Trying to decide things that you aren't ready to decide.
Megaslut: You know
Megaslut: When I was thinking about what I wanted to do
Megaslut: My thoughts always were about whether what I would do would help people. Whether it would make me satisfied
Megaslut: And while I could never be certain if it would make me happy, I at least knew I would be helping somebody.
Megaslut: Just something to think of
Megaslut: Sorry i dont understand it...
TooOP: it's fine
Megaslut: If you need a cat to lean on, you will always have Borg
TooOP: My one true heroine
TooOP: To just live without worrying about dumb things
Megaslut: It is what it is
Notes:
If you've noticed that this is part one of a Ride Or Die series, I'm writing a little prequel of a certain pair :)))))
(Summary of the fic:
"You read?"
"No, I just sit around and look pretty while staring at paper," the words slipping out of Prowl's mouth before he can even register his mocking before he is greeted with a sudden shift in facial expression on Blitzwing's face, which still unnerves him a little. "You'd look prettier if you posed with your motorcycle!" Blitzwing cackles in amusement, grin wide and close to manic that leaves Prowl staring.
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Set before the events of Ride Or Die (A Highschool AU Group Chat), Prowl and Blitzwing have an almost entirely bizzare bump in with each other that leads to a certain chain of events which has them falling in love with each other unexpectedly.
TLDR; local highschool troublemaking mischief meets equally troublemaking questionable highschooler and they start pining. Guess which one is which.)
I'll try posting short previews of the fic every update, until I actually finish the fic up. Its a long doozie. Seriously. I dont even know how I'm writing it.
Chapter 48: A Small Start
Notes:
Hold onto your butts cause we are going to see alot of huge time jumps from here on out. For now, this is going to just be a small filler
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
“MegOP”
Megatron – Megaslut
Optimus Prime – TooOP
15 July, 9:23pm
TooOP: No thoughts
TooOP: Head empty
Megaslut: I can't believe Bee and Shockwave somehow managed to stuff memes into your poor brain
TooOP: It's tragic Megs
Megaslut: Is this about your career thing?
TooOP: I mean Ultra doesn't give two shits, but the other teachers are already asking.
TooOP: Maybe I'll just go to college and get a part time job while I'm at it.
Megaslut: Well what makes you satisfied?
TooOP: ?
Megaslut: People sometimes choose certain professions because they like doing something, or find some sort of easy satisfaction doing it
Megaslut: But I can't say if cops enjoying being bastards is a good thing
TooOP: I actually considered profession in the crimes division
TooOP: But yeah. I'm not all for following government bullshit
Megaslut: Can't wait to tear down the government
Megaslut: So what do you find satisfaction doing?
TooOP: I don't know...
TooOP: I guess I like it when I solve a problem
TooOP: I'm a problem magnet
Megaslut: Agreed
TooOP: Helping people.
Megaslut: Well, we have something to go off from
TooOP: Maybe I'll just do course shopping and see what I like, or what makes decent money career wise.
Megaslut: I'll steal the career papers if only to give you some time
TooOP: Primus please don't
Megaslut: Bold of you to assume I still won't do it
TooOP: You are adorable when you don't give two shits about causing spite
Megaslut: I have a reputation
TooOP: Sure
TooOP: Thank you
Megaslut: As long as I can convince you to not take business course
TooOP: ah
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"Untitled Group Chat"
Strika- Strikayoudown
Optimus Prime – TooOP
17 July, 3:03pm
Strikayoudown: I heard you want to go course shopping
TooOP: Yeah, I'm still not sure what I want to do
Strikayoudown: You and me both
Strikayoudown: I honestly just want to get a diploma in something and then try my luck getting a job at the fire department
TooOP: Fire department?
Strikayoudown: Yeah, I already submitted a volunteer form. My Aunt works as a firefighter and suggested I start somewhere where I have connections
TooOP: oh
Strikayoudown: Why?
TooOP: No offence but I didn't consider you to join the fire department
TooOP: But then again, it makes more sense
Strikayoudown: None taken
Strikayoudown: Its just experimenting anyway, Try different things before I decide which one I want to do.
Strikayoudown: And again, it's a start somewhere
Strikayoudown: So course shopping
TooOP: Yeah, we can do Saturday
Strikayoudown: Sure
Strikayoudown: (link)
Strikayoudown: In case you wanna consider volunteering too
Strikayoudown: If we're lucky enough if you wanna join, we might get assigned to the same department and I would at least have someone with a competent brain to talk with
TooOP: So you just assume everyone else isn't competent if you don't interact with them?
Strikayoudown: Tell me Im not wrong
TooOP: No comment
TooOP: But I guess I will consider
Strikayoudown: Get back to me whenever
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“MegOP”
Megatron – Megaslut
Optimus Prime – TooOP
22 July, 5:03pm
TooOP: Hey
TooOP: I think I have a good idea on a start
TooOP: I mean I'm still not sure about what I'm gonna do
TooOP: But I think it's gonna be okay
Megaslut: There goes my plans for invading the staff room
TooOP: Think of the family Megatron. Think of Borg
Megaslut: Borg said be gay do crime
TooOP: And i heard Shockwave said the said the same thing when he tried going through the council room
Megaslut: Touche
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"Ride Or Die"
Optimus Prime – TooOP
Bumblebee – Beegonethot
Bulkhead – Onebigbulk
Prowl – Ontheprowl
Sari – Sariaboutthat
Megatron – Megaslut
Blackarachnia – Arachnophobia
Starscream – Screamingintoavoid
Lugnut – Luggingbaggage
Strika- Strikayoudown
Blitzwing - Blitzbrainiac
Shockwave – Shockinglyhandsome
Soundwave – Soundthealarm
Jazz - Smoothjazz
Jetstorm - Stormjet
Jetfire - Firejet
Blurr - g2gfast
Eula - Euniverselycute
Velda - Velkerie
Blazertrail - Blazingthroughhell
28 August, 11:58am
Beegonethot: Whos planning prom? I just wanna talk
Euniverselycute: Prom, what a concept
Arachnophobia: I swear if they force us to have a gender conforming dress code and make us be straight, I'm going to set something on fire
Shockinglyhandsome: Don't worry, we got it covered
Sariaboutthat: Wait Shockwave's planning prom?
Megatron: I'm there in case someone suggests filling an inflatable tub with punch
Blitzbrainiac: I'm there in case we need fireworks!
TooOP: In what sort of context?
Blitzbrainiac: Not anything you have to worry yourself over
Onebigbulk: Questionable at best
Screamingintoavoid: I'm there to make sure we don't have a fashion disaster on our hands
Blazingthroughhell: God bless
Beegonethot: Okay but might I suggest
Beegonethot: A horse loose in the hall
Shockinglyhandsome: Good thoughts
Megaslut: No, but we can release it in the staff room
Beegonethot: A worthy compromise
Velkerie: Can I also suggest pigeons
Velkerie: So many pigeons
Ontheprowl: And when you T pose they just flock you
Megaslut:.... Might consider
TooOP: You know the moment the flyers start coming out, we're going to see a huge increase in broken hearts.
Sariaboutthat: Stonks
Beegonethot: Isn't that the point
Beegonethot: its a harsh world out there buddy
Screamingintoavoid: Another year another day to break hearts
Shockinglyhandsome: Go off bitchscream
Firejet: I be wishing I can go to prom with the seniors
Stormjet: But I do be hearing the juniors will be throwing a year end party
Euniversallycute: not as chaotic tho, thats what im worried about :/
Onebigbulk: You probably should be more worried about the exams than parties
Blazingthroughhell: shh
Blazingthroughhell: its called proper prioritizing
Smoothjazz: but srsly please actually study
Smoothjazz: freshman finals are always the worst
Beegonethot: Was there can confirm u-u
Blazingthroughhell: Don't worry we got this
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7 September, 8:58am
Blazingthroughhell: If I die during English Finals, let me go off in an explosion
Sariaboutthat: Shall we review that last text way back in August
Blazingthroughhell: fuck u
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(Text Transcript)
Unknown number -> Optimus Prime
7 September, 9:54am
Thank you for your submission for your volunteer form to the Detroit Fire Department! We're pleased to inform you that you have successfully joined the volunteer program!
We will soon contact you to discuss a working schedule and physical fitness test to work out roles during your time here. If all goes smoothly, you should be joining us starting early January. Until then, we wish you well and once again, thank you for your interest.
We look forward to having you work with us in the future!
Sincerely,
Detroit Fire Department Communications
Notes:
Now we interrupt this fic for another preview of the Ride Or Die Prowlwing fic ;)
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Prowl peeps a glance at Blitzwing. Blitzwing's full attention is now on the two kittens, the tension on his face and body gone and in place, eyes widened to only a fraction and lips slightly parting ever so slightly, almost as if he was surprised. A little comical against the face of a supposedly cold towering statue. If the situation five seconds ago wasn't so awkward, Prowl would have laughed.
Finally, after seconds of silence and awkward tension, Blitzwing looks back at Prowl, eyes no longer glaring.
"Are those kittens?" Blitzwing asks, as if the two kittens in his jacket does not answer the question. Prowl manages to hold back on the amused snort and instead huddles the kittens closer to him in defense. "They were rescued.... From a tree...." Prowl instead explains, "I don't know if you heard of the rumors bout these kittens some juniors found...?"
Blitzwing blinks at the kittens, now trying their best to escape Prowl's hold, "They're cold."
It takes everything in Prowl to not snark, but he manages a clipped reply, "Yeah. I have to get them home and warm them with a shower." Yeah, that seemed like a perfect segway to get the fuck out of there before anyone makes this thing more awkward and tense as it is.
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