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New York City
Joseph Joestar was wandering around the quiet city at night, when a strange strange cloak walked up to him.
“Joseph Joestar…I require your assistance” said the mysterious man.
‘Aw great’ thought Joseph, ‘Who does this guy think he is? Does he take me as some kind of fool?’
“Oh? What do you need pal?” Joseph said snarkly
“I need your blood!” the man threw off his cloak, revealing his blonde hair, red eyes, his bright yellow outfit, and most importantly his sharp fangs.
“Well, why don’t you suck on this!” Joseph yelled, pulling out his tommy gun from behind his jacket and opening fire on the mysterious vampire.
But before the bullets could connect, the man disappeared from sight, the bullets hit the lamp pole where the man was previously standing.
“Huh where did he go?!” Joseph searched around him.
“Ho ho, you’re much less naive than Johnthan” the man spoke from behind Joseph.
Joseph immediately turned around and pulled the trigger on his tommy gun, before realising that nozzle of his gun was horrible bent, making it utterly useless.
‘When did he have time to do that?!’ Joseph pondered, before discarding the gun on the ground.
“Who are you?” asked Joseph, “One of the Pillar men’s lackeys?”
“Who?” questioned the man, “No, right now you are facing DIO!”
‘Dio?’ though Joseph, ‘That name sounds familiar...’
“Wait, you’re not same Dio as the one Granny Erina told me about?” questioned Joseph, “You can’t be, she said you died on a boat over 50 years ago!”
“Almost, but I managed to survive by taking the body of your grandfather Johnathan” said Dio, “But that’s not important, right now I require you blood to reach my true power.”
“You damn bastard!” yelled Joseph, “I’ll get you for that! I’ve beaten the Pillar men so beating you should be a breeze!”
“Hmph, you’re Hamon is useless against the power of my stand, ‘The World!’” Dio screamed.
In an instant Joseph was sent flying backwards hitting a lampost, leaving a dent in the process.
“What the hell was that? I didn’t even see him move, but it feels like I got punched multiple times all at once” Joseph wiped the blood from his mouth.
“Can you see now?” Dio mocked, “You’re powerless against the power of my stand. You should give up now.”
“Fat chance, after all I’ve still got one more trick up my sleeve!” Joseph declared.
“Oh really?” Dio smiled, “Let’s see it then.”
“Alright, all I have to do is GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!” Joseph took off, running away from Dio.
Dio immediately chased after him, using his stand jump from building to building, making it seem as if he was hiding.
“Hmm, maybe I should go visit that hag Erina instead, finish the job I started all those years ago” Dio provoke from the sky.
Those words stopped Joseph in his tracks. Turning around with a fierce look in his eyes
“So you’re approaching me after all?” said Dio, “No running away anymore? You will fight against me, Dio?”
“I don’t need to run anymore!” exclaimed Joseph,”I’ve figured out exactly how to beat you!”
“Oh ho really now?”
“Let me guess, you can stop time, correct?” Joseph exclaimed, “But only for so long, and you can’t do it from far away. Otherwise you wouldn’t have to run after me.”
Joseph words startled Dio, but he quickly regained his composure, “So you’ve figured out the ability of ‘The World.’ I’m impressed, but still you’re nothing compared to Dio!”
“We’ll see about that,” Joseph reached behind his back pulling out his clackers!, “Now behold my Hamon Clackers!”
Joseph channeled his Hamon into the clackers spinning them in a circle at an incredible high speed.
“Eat Hamon, you dirty vampire!” Joseph launched his clackers at Dio.
Dio simply smiled. Stopping time, he casually walking past the clackers, dodging the attack.
“What a pathetic finally attack, I’m very disappointed...,” Dio shook his head.
“Next you’re going to say, ‘Now I, Dio will kill you!’”
“Now I, Dio will kill you! What?!”
Before Dio could say another world he was hit in the back of the head with both hamon clackers: filling his body with Hamon.
“Wha-?!” screamed Dio.
“ You may have lived for one hundred years! But to compete with my skills you need another century! ” Joseph yelled, “Now eat this, HAMON OVERDRIVE!”
Joseph punched Dio square in his face causing the vampire to fall apart as he was filled with hamon.
“I-Impossible...I-I’m Dio...I am Dio!” Dio screamed in agony as the last of his body of disintegrated.
Joseph stood over the ashes that use to be Dio, “You can sleep soundly tonight, Granny. You husband has finally been avenged”
DIO...
The World
--Utterly Defeated...