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Chatroom It Has Been 2 Days Since Our Last Explosion is active
letmesleep: @mousebear permission to turn off internet access in the 1-A dorm
umpire: uh-oh
justdrawnthatway: lol what did they do
mousebear: for what reason?
letmesleep: bakugo katsuki has started a public twitter war with current number one hero endeavor
letmesleep: astonishingly todoroki shouto is backing him up
letmesleep: kirishima eijirou and midoriya izuku appear to be trying to help by intermittently tweeting 'you suck' at endeavor because that's the meanest they know how to be
bitch.I.all.might.be: How wonderful! They are finally united in a common purpose!
letmesleep: shut up toshinori
yeahhhhhhhhboi: they want to punch the stars and drink the moon! your students aim high! encourage their ambitions!
yeahhhhhhhhboi: because it's hilarious!
letmesleep: shut up hizashi
letmesleep: @mousebear please
mousebear: permission granted
mousebear: public shaming is the least that man deserves
mousebear: but they should consider how this affects their own image too
mousebear: someone should teach them about covert tactics
justdrawnthatway: @bitch.I.all.might.be he's talking to you
bitch.I.all.might.be: covert tactics? I don't know her, what's her civilian name.
lucky#13: lol
letmesleep: I swear this class is going to fucking turn my hair grey
justdrawnthatway: when he snaps and murders them all are we liable because we saw it coming?
lucky#13: yes
bobthebuilder: yes
canhefixit: yes
mousebear: no
umpire: uh are you aware they're still tweeting?
letmesleep: what
letmesleep: ….
letmesleep: HOW
justdrawnthatway: did they go off campus? Or to another building?
canhefixit: nope cameras show them in their dorms
lucky#13: phone data?
letmesleep: their phones are UA issued, I turned off their data when I did the wifi
letmesleep: so again, HOW
mousebear: hm
mousebear: remember how you predicted that if he worked on his finesse, kaminari denki might eventually be able to emit a field that blocked electronic devices and even someday act as a wireless hotspot?
letmesleep: are you kidding me
justdrawnthatway: …this is the kid who couldn't successfully electrocute a plant right?
mousebear: necessity appears to have been the mother of invention
yeahhhhhhhhboi: this is what happens when you turn off a teenager's wifi
letmesleep: I predicted that if his focus and work ethic improved, he might be able to do that *by the time he graduated*
umpire: plus ultra
umpire: lol